Cursed Comments #28

this professor has no chill relative dating not the Alabama kind they don't use Tinder they use the family photo album it was a qc's mine is fainted and welcome back to curse comments the series where we take a look at some very very peculiar interactions from all across the internet also if you end up enjoying the video please subscribe it's free and really helps out the channel I'm here to tell you right now CVS Pharmacy don't wait get shot today aurum you can get it for free if you're still in school right so here we have a YouTube video of I honestly I just don't even know but appears like this dude is just having a great time you know and someone says imagine if he chokes on a sandwich and a slim body just flies off into the sunset um Dopey in the shower how else am I gonna wash my feet with your tongue like a normal person oh Reddit never change you can now buy a bean bag onesie so you can stay seated wherever you go now you too can be dummy thick look at the size on that dude they just let anyone be a Pixar mom these days huh you have 10 million US dollars but you can only buy things that start with the first letter of your name what do you buy and Andrew says a new house a new truck a lot of stuff children I wonder how many you can get for 10 mil childhood obesity don't take it lightly and underneath it says my kind of shopping spree McDonald's that's a bit awkward nice advertising seriously people keep your kids at a healthy weight these kids are so hard to kidnap surely it'd be easier bro like you just find the fat kids and they can't run away from you when you're pulling up on them in your white van or you can tempt them in with a nice Happy Meal come here little kitty you want this fortnite gift card everybody comparing Sean to a carrots or the Island flag me he looks like Fanta crack his neck and get the yummy juice inside oh tastes good jacksepticeye looking fresh we ain't like other triplets USA yeah because the awesome triplets what the frick man I already shot that chick two times I paid for this ad spot because I hate ads enjoy this pic of a cute turtle instead peace look at him finally a good food ad yummy yummy I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in I said come in one time and the person went what oh thank you reinforcements have arrived I like this response though you're taking a massive poop in a public toilet someone knocks on the door and you just go come in I'm not sure if they actually did though like hey what's up that poop smell fresh bro okay this is what we like to see we got free anime girls um wait a minute what did you do what did he do who were they firing this hobby cheer kids shooting an RPG is considered fine but when I do it the government considers it an act of Baba Boy edit darn it all I'm saying dude is uh if you're gonna get blown up by an RPG having three anime girls firing at you makes it um a lot better what are you your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now plus the last thing you ate get some Limp Biscuit such a Wawa is this dude sad because they ate a Chihuahua or are they just feeling sad already so these two foxes playing LeapFrog while at the Nature Park oh man it's it's so great I saw my mom doing this with Santa Claus too I saw my dad doing this with Santa I mean what do you expect though this dude manages to finesse his way into pretty much every single person's house across the globe he's gonna have to smash some chicks or um dads he's pretty much done for anything by the sounds of things I made a Roomba that shoots any figure bumps into oh so they pretty much just made a cop nice knows I type nose with my nose lol Heart John you okay oh no John is fine guys it's not his heart he typed it with John how could you do this rip someone's heart out of their chest just so you can send a funny text message imagine spending seven years in college to become a lawyer and your client shows up the court like this your honor my client deserts the death penalty but this is a parking violation hearing look at him my guy really got 69 tattooed on his forehead Vesper is as well wasn't six nine supposed to be going to jail for like 50 000 billion years and then his lawyer managed to finesse him to like two weeks and got him out of jail all the while he was turning up to court with trip like this those lawyers are incredible man more security bot knocks down toddler breaks asimo's first law of Robotics Detroit become human did the robot not notice the toddler or was it like problem toddler obstructing path solution assert dominance also how do you see Asim Asimov I see moths I can just tell the comments gonna be like you said it wrong dude shut up guys if your girl wears bunny ears likes red and as a world leader it's not your girl it's comrade Stalin ah is this where it all originated really next time you see an eagle wearing one of those headsets with the ears you're probably going to be thinking of Stalin he was the pioneer of that Flex yeah man what instrument do you play the gun okay what is this man the boy's playing the musical instruments and this guy's just deciding to throw his pistol up in the air probably a school band Fun for the entire family and we got the Battleship game and then we got these two in the background wow the dishwasher can smile too guess I have to upgrade mine of course people are going to play video game consoles with their stimulus checks if you're freaked financially 600 doesn't change that whatsoever but you could at least be financially freaked with an Xbox government hey here's six hundred dollars because massive unemployment broke AF people are you trying to annoy us that's not even enough for one month's rent government ah yawn broke people but it is enough to buy a gun government wait no oh man this is some Roblox gameplay we've got Owen Victor trainee and then Santa Chad my nut got mashed in by a microwave door Santa's sack's gonna be a lot smaller this year two Jumbo Jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh bro what's even going on here how have the complaints do this tag your friends remember those idiots who ran into the building yeah that's where they're cracking a epic funny good joke laugh out of okay Instagram tries to be funny and wholesome and just doesn't work I want to be with this boy Dear Santa why don't my toys say made in China I guess even you can't abstain from the Allure of cheap labor oink oink you capitalist Pig it's not cheap labor if you're getting it for free wink wink who this is Josh kid think he is bro one of those smart kids who has to just you know be awkward about everything I'm gonna send a letter to Santa and bring up capitalism okay bro if you got a problem don't accept any of your presents this year give me your Nintendo switch right now kid but seriously bro Santa's got bills to pay man okay like you can't blame him for going for the cheap labor option okay so I think this image is some kind of Cow yogurt and it names out every single one of the cows we got Myrtle Baba buoy roots with Fanny Julia Veronica Padma Lucy ah thank you cows for this delicacy notice how they named all the cows traditionally girl names there is a deep connection between misogyny and consuming animals yeah I don't know about her [Music] I don't want to eat yogurt from a male cow no thank you if you want to have your yogurt coming from some male cows go ahead Chief but um I think I think we might pass on that one you're American Harry if Harry Potter was American oh damn that is one powerful looking one bro wait master has given Dobby a Glock that'd be kind of awkward though imagine Harry Potter turning up to the tri-wizard tournament or whatever it's called and instead of pulling up with his wand he's like hey squid boys I'm shooting up the place holy smokes I hope it's a PS5 [Music] what could it be Santa Claus has visited dad you're gonna get a girlfriend so I got you one under the tree don't know if she's dead or alive though Santa Claus really is coming to town baby and he's bringing gifts quarantine has turned us into dogs we've roamed the house all day looking for food we are told no if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about car rides hmm wondered why I was humping Lakes they said we got a YouTube video here of stepfather interrupts the stream uh oh yeah um I think he was hoping she was stuck oh my gosh step dad what are you doing in my room I'm trying to stream on Twitch I hope that she got like 50 000 Subs just as he walked in for an adult I can swag seriously though I don't really uh know much about the guidelines on Twitch would this get you banned some dude walking in with his little panties on when the two smartest kids get put in a group with the popular girl best Trio ever must be an American school why are the two smartest kids dressed up fully in black with helmets and weapons I really enjoyed that back in school when you just get put into these random groups for like science projects and stuff because you wouldn't normally hang out with these kids and then all of a sudden it was like hey what's up so uh I guess we're in a group huh and before you knew it you'd find this new friendship with someone who you probably wouldn't have ever interacted with before and actually pretty cool at least most of the time Dane just left the popular girls though with their little cat ears on it's puberty hairs from all over the body Surprise motherfricker by the time my watery poop has passed through all my ass hair it's purified drinking water this dude's too powerful man if you ever had to survive about water he'd be all good just take a massive dump and that purified drinking water if you're cold they're cold bring them inside and warm them up oh don't forget the homeless Echo too oof all right everyone be careful on the road tonight A lot of people have been drinking and are having their wife's Strife it's dangerous out there eight year old me puts tooth under the pillow on Christmas eve Santa too fairy uh and then they banged wow that was a love story I never really thought about before but the more I hear about Santa the more I think this guy is just a top top shagger bro making out people's mums and now he's doing the Tooth Fairy as well I just hit a dog going 70 miles per hour on my truck Christmas Eve right now it ran right up on the highway I hate this year so much you gonna eat it [Music] freaking Lobby and he's about to get quick scoped who the frick gave this a wholesome award redditors they think a dead body is heartwarming no poops bigger than two and a half inches in diameter and six inches in length at this time sorry for the inconvenience I mean you can just crumble your crap so that it meets the specifications just make sure to wash your hands after um you're supposed to wash your hand you don't have to there's nothing wrong with licking your fingers clean no shame in taking a swing by Flavor town on your way to sanitary sanctuary he does have Chef in his username knows what he's on about bro but yeah in what kind of situation could you ever put up a sign like this and expect it to be followed how can someone determine the diameter and length of their poop sorry no poops bigger than two and a half inches in here yeah um apologies and it's like okay bear with me then Chief I'll just make sure I get only a one and a half inch poop out of my ass like can you control that but if you do have the capabilities of controlling the size of your poop well done mate we need to get you signed up for the Avengers so Pokemon go tweets out which Berry did you feed your hashtag Pokemon go buddy today I've said nothing to my slave creature wow now I come to think of it our Pokemon actually just slaves all along from inside a Pokeball and expect them to do your bidding battling in war every day I mean did this Pokemon be going through it they've been down the Poke Center every other day getting absolutely wrecked if you think about a trainer's really be catching them in the wild and it is glorified it's a joke leave the poor Pikachu in its natural habitat okay he doesn't want to be fighting Gym Leaders dad smiling son I don't mind you borrowing my car but please bring it back please um really letting dad be proud of me telling the truth mom borrowed it why not both oh great if your mum borrows your dad's car with you and it ended up looking like this what's been going on guys and if you're gonna do activities like that at least clean the Bonnet bro that's Dusty what was the creepiest thing someone said on the first date mid date he placed his hand on my stomach and said my son will grow here Frick that no don't Frick that just imagine that okay you're out on a date with this dude I think he's a nice guy I think maybe potential boyfriend material then all of a sudden he places his hand on your stomach and says yeah my son's gonna grow here one day dude a little bit forward but okay at least at least he's showing his commitment maybe smashing people's Androids then giving them iPhones break people's legs then giving them wheelchairs killing people's children then making them pregnant prank gone wrong in the hoods can we smash 10 likes but for a second can we just go back to this YouTube video Title Here Right smashing people's Androids then giving them iPhones um have you ever stopped for a second to think that maybe someone might actually like that Android it's a bit insulting really you can get some really good Androids bro and then this dude just comes over for his YouTube videos like let me just destroy your phone real quick and give you an iPhone if I had an Android and some YouTuber came up to me grabbed it in Threw It On The Floor dude I'd probably have the 360 Batista bomb that kid like what are you doing like a lot of people who use Androids don't really like the iPhone interface or like the features of the iPhone and then you just come over like let me destroy your brand new OnePlus oh here's an iPhone buddy ever considered they don't want an iPhone YouTube pranks hey man when it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop only fans children be like and she greets your bully with hello honey oh man anyways guys hope you enjoyed click on the screen to see more from the series and yeah I'll see you all in the next one much love fist subscribe

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Length: 15min 45sec (945 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 25 2020