How is Twitter free? #110

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i found them the frosted mega wheats wow why did these actually look quite tasty hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome back to house twitter free the series where you guys tag me in funny tweets and i read them out also subscribe to the channel right now or i will spawn this guy into your minecraft server today marks 21 years since britney spears built the eiffel tower wow who'd have thought britney spears is a fantastic architect um she didn't build it it had existed for years before this pick you must be fun at parties uh i don't get invited to many parties ouch i'm crying this is the funniest stuff on twitter.com and we have a little twitter thread that uh involves keemstar here we go so keem tweets a few hours ago i was just flexing my computer and now the gosh damn thing is broken and it's leaking coolant i need a computer expert immediately i tried tightening the valve with absolutely no luck yeah that's how it's supposed to work it cools everything off you're fat and ugly wow let that compromise 100 meter dash winner take saw the only way you're winning is if we were running to a buffet and a plastic surgeon if you hate me then bruh me shut the frick up and then two minutes later keemstar deletes his tweets manager delete tweets you can't call people fat and ugly on twitter you got enough lucky buddy you are afraid to face me in the 100 meter dash how did this even happen keemstar keemstar keemstar you need to make this happen chief i want to see that 100 meter race you got off lucky buddy okay fine i cheated no dream no i wonder how many minecraft kids got baited by this me looking at twitter trends don't know who that is because i'm not a gamer nerd freak minecraft okay i guess trisha peters is not a member of the dream snp i think beyonce accidentally added me to her close friend's instagram story and yeah this is beyonce's instagram private story okay let's take a look at this close friends story then happy new year b look what she just posted doesn't jay look handsome in his new hat that'd be such an odd thing to discover some celebrity with 159 million followers just randomly happens to have you on their close friends list but yeah apparently um it was a joke guys this is very sad i got baited maybe one day be on sale add me to her close friends on instagram we'll see never forget when travis scott did this hey travis please sign my and this dude says that's my sister i freaked your sister oof okay travis travis was wild back then he did not care travis scott on facebook okay my son would have been four years old today wait what happened i pulled out [Music] my crush added me on snapchat yeah oh sophie wait a second 40 million snapchat score woof your first mistake was going after a girl named sophie no his first mistake was going after a girl what the freak chief dude if you add someone on snapchat and they have a 40 million score um i'm just gonna say you should probably unfriend them because they're gonna be sending you snaps every day like streaks baby if this isn't photoshop it's probably a world record how do i tell my boyfriend that i want him to scream at me in bed like he's gordon ramsay and i'm a little chef who just ruined the creme brulee this brought me back to the time i was naked in bed with a guy and he moaned and said gordon ramsay is so hot this is what i'm picturing what are you an idiot sandwich tier 5 is when boris puts one of these outside your front door insert the call of duty soundtrack my girlfriend just asked me why i still pay rent for my apartment when i spend every night at her place so now i have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn't include the phrase break up insurance sounds like with that attitude you probably should break up so she could find a decent honest guy you were just using her or you could say it's breakup insurance lol if we ain't married we ain't sharing a lease sorry not sorry i see too many issues when people make that jump how can you marry someone you've never lived with this is why i feel like people get divorced quick and then the fred basically turns into a massive discussion and debate on divorce and relationships okay okay twitter when you figure it out let me know because i might need an answer too for future reference there's an episode of how i met your mother about this i've actually started watching that series i'm on season two have i seen that episode yet hmm i'm not sure i have great series so at least so far the queen's gambit has been viewed by 62 million people the producer alan scott is on bbc news talking about how it took 30 years with 9 rewrites and every studio he showed it to said that no one would be interested in chess please preserve with that thing you're making inspirational bro and some replies of this well the netflix effect october 23 2020 queen's gambit debuts on netflix to date 62 million households have watched the show inquiries for chess sets are up 250 on ebay google search queries for how to play chess has hit an all-time high in nine years the original novel the queen's gambit is now a new york times best seller 37 years after its release the number of new players on chess.com has five times wow i personally started taking interest in chess when i saw the champ most critical taking on xqc and 1v1 what a battle that was i'm not sure i like the like the variational approach here no please don't and it's too soon it's too soon hikaru we didn't even reach a climax thinking about that one house in las vegas that was designed for a bunker 26 foot underground in case there were a nuclear war and the bunker was designed to look like the outside world first pick is the house above ground okay so this is what the house looks like above ground and then boom this is underground oh my that's kind of fascinating but also a little bit creepy if a newt goes off you can just dip down here oh that's odd loki though i don't know about you guys but honestly i'd actually probably prefer to be nuked than uh spend like 20 years underground living in this place like if you really want to survive a nuclear war you should probably buy your own island or become a friend of mr beast and he'll just give you one for free that way you might be safe but yeah i don't know it's a pretty cool design but kind of weird imagine explaining that like whoever owns this property their friends come around they're like hey you want to go downstairs and then you go underground it's just like what is this how in the heck did they maintain that pool bro this app is dead ass free the left one is heavier and no one can tell me otherwise because it's metal lol oh that's right metal is heavier than rubber some rubber plates are heavier quick question which is heavier a pound of feathers or a pound of metal feathers dumbass bruh are the feathers wet also what type of metal is it this guy so one dollar bill metal is more than 51 dollar bills feathers quick question which is heavier a pound of feathers or a pound of metal they're literally both a pound it isn't rocket science so are the feathers wet bruh they are both a pound if the feathers wet or not my gosh 150 pound wet person way more than a 150 pound dry person the answer is metal i hate the bow for y'all can you tell me the answer because i really thought i was right a pound of feathers and a pound of metal weigh the same they're both a pound it doesn't matter what material it is i quite like this guy's little theory though about a 150 pound wet person versus a 150 pound tripod [Music] people do this and think they are an influencer oh wow you actually do get quite a lot of people like this on instagram yeah i'm only following like two people jake paul and elon musk and i've got a bunch of followers so i'm kind of a big deal next thing you know they're posting instagram stories promoting drop shipping services two minutes apart so it starts with this one and this girl gets asked who cheats more boys or girls males and then two minutes later ever cheated before multiple times that's how she finna look trying to explain it that's what all my tastes like i already tried to go by myself and i think i have to have some i'm in the studio with everybody and i like i got like absolutely incredible hey team youtube maybe don't put ads before first aid vids i don't have time to watch a red lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fish bone and team youtube replies sorry to hear about the trouble youtube premium offers an ad free experience when you watch videos learn more here hope this helps subtle plug nice in all fairness though um if your grandma is currently choking on a fish bone and then you look up a youtube tutorial on how to save her like i'm sorry chief but i think she might be done for in that case maybe call an ambulance instead but all jokes aside honestly i'm not even getting paid to say this youtube premiums actually really good like if you have a problem with mid-roll ads chief just get youtube premium i think it's like 15 a month or something and you never have to watch an ad again anyways yeah guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed click on the screen if you want to see more and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you guys in the next one much love peace
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Channel: Fainted
Views: 425,726
Rating: 4.9533286 out of 5
Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #110, fainted
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Length: 10min 12sec (612 seconds)
Published: Sun Jan 03 2021
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