CURSED DISCORD CHATS

[Music] ah yes my womb clone for the love of god never call me that again what is a womb clone is that like um i was gonna say is that twins maybe i don't know hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and welcome back so skype what an application oh wait um my bad discord discord this is a discord video discord it's a place where you can have an anime girl profile picture and feel welcomed but what this guild is really infamous for is how cursed the platform is and that's why today we're going to be taking a look at the most cursed and funny discord messages why do among us characters kind of look like teletubbies wait i can never look at them the same again also respect the roblox t-pose yes love that profile picture from you wait how did you just do that it's the uber bot he's not supposed to be able to laugh like this the ai's taking over boys dude he is infiltrated i freaking saw him vent dude no wait he's taking my bin ah yes and the recycling bin is mine they see me see me rolling epic volkswagen beetle just crushed up such an out of context meme but i love it man i love this little desktop wallpaper though it's kind of hard but seriously bro please don't take the recycling bit it's got all my deleted anime bigs in it my mom was on my pc last night why do you live in literal japan um i was born here why how could this happen to you i think we need to start a petition raise some money for this dude get him out of literal japan i don't know what literal japan is but we need to get him out of there message from a u.s air force official good morning dodgers we got a big day ahead of us and everyone join me for the national anthem dude it's too freaking am stop adding me bro i don't care if it's 2am or not you have to stand for your national anthem pay your respects the age of man is over the age of duck has begun well i guess our time's up boys screw it humans are done for the ducks are rising they made a movie of uh what is it called planet of the apes or whatever where it's us versus apes how about planet of the ducks this could be us but i am incredibly unattractive we know yeah we know dude we know wow man they really had to go savage mode on this dude paul noah can we get a rip in the chat for noah send him some love the cycle is complete this is revolutionary who thought the emoji could go to sleep and wake up again how to find kentucky on the map chef hats head shirt pants boots pan kentucky fried chicken right here yeah in fact the people of kentucky are called fried chickens hello not sure if you remember me i ate seven pounds of tuna oh yes i remember you what's up weird weight star conversation but okay also dude i i don't know about you guys but can we all just agree on the fact that tuna just smells so peculiar bro if i ever see someone having a tuna sandwich no disrespect man but like i'm just dipping out the room seriously although you can get like the really fresh tunas fresh from the sea i'm talking about like the tinned canned tuna that stuff's whack bro no judging if you actually eat that stuff though it's cool it's cool oh no we got three anime girls up here this one won't sleep with you this one won't sleep with you and uh this one won't sleep with you either true don't worry soda guy maybe one day you'll get there dude i finished soda guy's been way too hard on himself i mean if you have a profile picture of some mountain dew and doritos on discord there is absolutely 100 guarantee that every single anime girl on the server will sleep with you trust me a girl i'm talking to you thinks 61 degrees is cold crazy woman yo bruh is she hot no she cold nice one dude nice meme anyone want to hear the cops song clap clap from from clap from clap from thump oh anyway morty wait let me actually do the sound effects for this you know i give up i'm a grown man i'm 21 years old bro i can't be doing this uh uh wait i i mean i'm a 10 year old anime girl my bad message from george h.w bush i'm a ghost hi dad hello i love you mr president thank you what the frick dude i need to know what server this is man not only do you have george h w bush you then have his son george w bush but you've also got dwayne the rock johnson the ghost of george h.w bush is among the server be careful in vc you never know where he's just crawling around in the depths and you're in sitting there in a call with your little e-girlfriend talking about how much you want to destroy but then george h.w bush is watching and listening in disappointment spooky story i'm obama and i love feet well who'd have thought me and obama have so much in common big respect king i'm okay i'm okay every story has two sides this is so sad i'm legit crying um i don't get it she's okay so deep let me call an emergency meeting chili what the frick is a chili what's the difference between me and a mosquito uh we don't want to kill you a mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it oh oh my bad ignore what i just said considering how the only relevant countries in north america are canada usa mexico i propose that the continent gets renamed to the initials of these countries in the order i put them cuff come when is her first time seeing uh uh how do i say this punch fargen 7.5 centimeters sondercraft fast walked beast panzerschwagden wagon oh my gosh run my head over dude yo sauce guys what what is going on in this chat seriously the name of this channel is minecart with furnace how'd it go from that to this meme and by the way anyone who can speak german or whatever language is supposed to be let me know if my pronunciation was on point there i thought it was pretty epic just know that i got uh e-grade when i took french in gcse's bro that was the only language i did and i got an e so i'm not expecting too much living in spain but the s is silent love studying but the f is silent wait what no idea there is no f in studying ah i love studying but the s the t and the u are silent wait hold on a minute if the s t and you are silent that means dying wow that got deep real quick no they always ask who's the imposter but never ask how's the imposter no please no don't do this wait the red one is the imposter always has been discord mobile has to be the worst thing in existence no clever it's all the viruses you have on your phone from downloading anime russian websites i'm sorry man but this is just what you got to go through to get the content it's honestly worth it for all the viruses i i don't care what anyone says i need to see my anime girls spongebob me boy i donated 62 thousand dollars to pokemane and she didn't say my name no crabs don't cry i think he's got to be capping dude i'm sure if you donate to 69 thousand dollars pokeman would have actually said your name what can i say krabs is a broke boy he's always flexing his money but can't even drop a 69k dono pathetic who do you guys mean in rock paper scissors uh i haven't gotten anything but rock in like four years rock is a classic powerful opener yeah only beats like a third of the meta doesn't work as well on repeated attempts however probably not even top free this may be the most intellectual conversation we've seen thus far on this platform no wonder this guy has science in his username i came i came i came i came i came i came i came i came i came i came i came i have my observation addiction dude honestly i only read out the first line of this message how many times this dude busted let me see i can't even do the math on that whatever 13 times 11 is this dude be busting okay so we've got three nucleus scientists in the vc fish are bisexual wet living beings fish are bisexual wet living bits and it just goes on well i'm glad to know that millions of dollars of government and tax money has been put towards the correct research methods and uh procedures our nuclear scientists are hard at work guys who'd have ever known without that research methods that fish are bisexual wet living beings fascinating hey nobody what are you doing and nobody's planning of how to stop blah blah blah why go through the effort of trademarking your name if you just want to see the world end oh my dick i just noticed it was gandhi who sent the first message of all people that's what i love about discord bro you can just be anyone and everyone your discord vc members deep voice guy kid that sounds eight clack clack keyboard person brace into the mic person sexy ass voice guy fifteen year old girl that has bad jokes playing fortnite while in vc person guy with the commercial voice of voice girl with my voice a man has taken a five minute break in the iphone warehouse fire him for slacking off hey build the sweatshop and manufacture iphones prepared workers lower the working conditions and make three cents per day the new sweatshop collection from lego anyways city that's it for the video hope you enjoyed if you want to submit your own discord messages for the next video go to our slash discord irl and post in there or if you don't have a reddit account tag me at discordlaws on twitter.com i made an account for those you guys who keep spamming my twitter please tag discord laws not my personal account thank you click on the screen if you want to watch another one and yeah much love peace

Channel: Fainted

Views: 319,883

Keywords: funny, discord, texts, funniest, funny discord texts, funniest discord texts, funniest discord texts ever, chats, funny texts, funny text fails, funny text messages, text fails, memes, discord memes, discord chat memes, discord meme, funny discord, fainted, discord chats, r/discord_irl, funny discord chats, funny discord messages

Id: 3CxfseICOe0

Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020