FUNNY TINDER POSTS #20

you look like an anime character omg too attractive bruh buggies that's quite a good compliment though you look like an anime character which one though hey what's up cuties my name is fainted and once again we're going to be taking a look at the tinder app a nice little dating app where you commonly get scammed rejected and just disrespected should be fun let's go also subscribe for a free girlfriend um very legit this dude matches with dora and messages her a lot of people might think you're cute but i just think you're adorable should i just unmatch myself or wait for you to unmatch nice try dude girls on tinder i'm tall so i need a taller guy me who likes girls taller than me guess i'll die alone tinder just ain't head chief you wear a lot of hats you have a lot of tats do you have any cats no because they can be brats you know i think i've heard that i'm loving this chat give yourself a pat hey hi hmm not used to someone else texting first let me hear your pick-up line oh gosh i'm bad at pick-up lines but are you from the never because you are hot wow not only does she message first but she also makes minecraft jokes ask grout now dude quick before some gamer boy picks her up which do you prefer intelligence kindness or beauty mostly a boob guy honestly i finally mesh with a beautiful girl on tinder our chat is amazing she has an only fans page i can live with that she really likes me i finally scored her venmo account number and sent some money to pay her wall to bill i haven't heard from her in a few days i wonder when we're going to start dating i can't play yep you've uh you've been finessed there chief i'm kidding i'm kidding just give it a couple minutes maybe a couple hours she's gonna come back to you but like yeah if some random girl on tinder starts asking you to send the money to pay her water bills i don't know why i need to spell this out but please just dip unmatched chief there i'm about to cancel my spotify premium account they didn't even name you the hottest single this month that's awful i'm sorry attempt number two you trying to shock and then she sends through this oh no no i did not expect attempt to to be successful but this is definitely going somewhere this has to be the first time the hyuk pick-up line has ever worked all right so this dude's got three likes on his tinder we got jane 19. and who's this molly 19. have we got some twins here or is this guy just getting finessed hey there how's it going snapchat me no i don't think i will and then she sends her a snap i guess did i st daughter to be fair if someone on tinder is asking you to add their snapchat i feel that's a lot better than them sending you their instagram or like their only fans snapchat can maybe lead to something i think a lot of people aren't a big fan of messaging on the actual app itself and it wasn't like she just said snapchat me in text she even hurts with the anime picture not gonna lie i'd probably add that hey how funny that we matched i didn't think i'd see you again wait we've met do you not remember drunkenly walking into my dorm no i do not when was this next weekend oof smooth uh yeah we can smash hang out go on dates move in together have kids but only as friends not trying to get into anything serious moving in together and having kids yeah hey tie your shoes i don't want you falling for someone else joke's on you i wear velcro light-up sketchers me finally got a match maybe i'm not so unlucky after all my match 22 387 kilometers away 4 492 hour walk i don't see a problem with this honestly i'm i'm used to seeing this with discord relationships like every single week this is nothing bro you've got to be willing to fly across the globe for your ego if she's worth it you'll make that 4 492 hour walk brenda 24 years old okay okay strong and capable of manslaughter i don't know why but that's actually kind of making me more interested right now you know after reading that i got a smash super like here you never know when you need your gf to commit some manslaughter comes in handy imagine this we are both strangers in a grocery store but we make eye contact in the produce section my hands are full of limes i am unable to hold all of them limes are falling all over the ground rolling left right and just all over you rush over in an effort to help and either deeply into your eyes and say sorry i'm better pick up lives can i post this on reddit please i'm out sure kind of awkward because i think i've actually seen this on reddit before repost no way you are my top pick and super like i feel so much pressure to come up with an epic pickup line but instead i'm just going to send you an unsolicited d-pick enjoy you thought he meant yeah he meant an unsolicited duck pick wow this is the first time i've genuinely enjoyed an unsolicited d star star star pick thank you for sharing it's rude not to send another d pick back right i don't know the formality of this i don't look how cute or maybe you prefer [ __ ] cute i didn't think there'd be a day where i would approve of an unsolicited d-pick on tinder but here we are duckies using tinder for a relationship using tinder for a hookup using tinder for pickup lines using tinder to get calmer [Music] epic reddit moment okay so this dude matches with someone called um bhakti bhakti bhakti bhakti and he messages them picture this 15 years in the future we have a house that we're barely affording the economy has cluster freight again and we're scraping by but managing somehow i show up with another fish tank i promise i got a good deal on it but you know better it's the last straw we fight there's crying the neighbors are concerned and you stomp out the front door and get into your 2019 honda that barely justifies a car at this point i come running out onto the porch and yell honey wait come back to me and the memory of the first dumbass joke i ever made that relies entirely on me guessing a pronunciation of your name correctly saves our marriage we die three years later to covert 38 but we wouldn't have asked for it any other way that is a serious amount of effort put into a first message to someone who quite frankly could just immediately unmatch you download tinder every girl looks about the same they all have stupid bios every match i get acts like they're too good for me finally have enough the baba boy stop trolling for the fun of it seeing as i got nowhere before act like a complete asshat put pics of me in my buddy c6 free amg pictures of me leaning on the car etc put job down his lawyer lie saying i live in a rich neighborhood post pics of a random pool of a view start matching like crazy girls message me first every time a lot asking about the car be a douchebag and tell them that aren't big enough to ride in it they aren't pretty enough to be seen in it etc a lot of them respond with laws and laughing emojis remaining friendly tell me how funny i am someone offered to suck my uh slash freak me in the car or by my pool realize how awesome life could be if i had money get the press realize what a loser i am this backfired tremendously wow i feel for this dude man played a sad boy i was playlist but to be fair he says he's a realization about how awesome life could be if he had money but it's like is it really awesome to have these girls only match with you on tinder for the sole fact that you drive a fancy amg car and live in a rich neighborhood and you're a lawyer and you've got all this financial epicness being rich boy i'm not super sure chief i personally much prefer to have a girl like me with no kind of comprehension of how much wealth i have and i think i honestly recommend that to you guys as well but seriously how much better is that a girl actually likes you for you say you're funny or she thinks you're cute or she thinks you're smart interesting whatever compared to a girl who's like yeah i'm in a match with this guy because he's got a certain number in his bank account yeah like bro she's just gonna divorce your ass can you solve a rubik's cube in less than 12 seconds no way okay good neither can i just wanted to make sure i wouldn't be intimidated by you okay good okay sweet we're dating now that's how tinder works that's what i'm told lol okay but i don't think my boyfriend would like that no i'm fine with it yeah let's go back a second here um i don't think my boyfriend would like that um hold on why are you on the tinder dating app then but realistically speaking i don't think your boyfriend would be too happy that you're on tinder in the first place okay we got bianca 22 years old she likes movies instagram fashion drinker designer don't bother swiping i'm just trying to find my bf i'm 14 weeks pregnant and i know he has tinder i won't confront him i'll just wait till he sees me on here hi tyler if you see this i know you're a piece of poo tyler what have you done chief what have you done that's gonna be a pretty awkward moment when he comes across this like your girl's 14 weeks pregnant and you're still trying to pick up girls on tinder bruh to be fair you never know these tinder champs like this girl might not even be his girlfriend it could just be some random girl he hooked up with and accidentally got pregnant and he doesn't even know about it in which case that'd be a weird way to find out you're gonna be a dad oh we've got another duck pig ah my friend said cute girls love duck pics so i figured i'd send you that he also said something about autocorrect but i wasn't paying attention my friend said you guys like booby pics he didn't mention anything about autocorrect so i think i've got this in the bag with that one for an it guy linkedin is like a reverse dating site girls write to you and you ignore them dude seriously i recently got linkedin okay and i actually think it is a better platform for finding dates than tinder i don't know maybe this is really dumb of me to say but i feel like on linkedin you can find out a lot about someone just similar to like a dating profile the only thing is you don't know if they're single or not but it doesn't stop you from shooting your shot just send them a linkedin dm being like hey what's up i see you work at tesco too wanna date sometime cutie but seriously though linkedin just shows so much about someone what their job is what their past education is what their hobbies are what they look like and if you happen to be in a similar field of work of them it's like kind of tempting to smash dm but that being said if you see my linkedin account and you're not a cute anime girl please do not message me 25 year old woman 13 miles away if i swipe right and we match i think you'd make a cute kid with which is all i'm here for anyway i don't want to co-parent or take your money i'd have a contract run up and signed by both parties i don't want anything more from you than that i know it may sound silly or dumb but i'm serious and would appreciate not having my time wasted if interested be willing to answer above questions as well as physical characteristics and let's try and hope for the best using tinder is a way to find the father for your child who you don't even want to co-parent with or have quite frankly anything to do with by the sounds of things this girl's just trying to get pregnant basically like what is this bro the pokemon daycare like she's even talking about getting a contract signed over this because i was gonna suggest that this is probably a scam and by the time she actually gives birth to this child she's gonna be hitting you up with those child support checks but no the contract is down and signed therefore you can never hear from this girl ever again wendy 31 years old looking for a billionaire that's it just okay something tells me billionaires probably aren't on the tinder app but maybe i'm wrong that's some pretty demanding criteria right there might be a while before you get a match there wendy but good luck seriously more duck picks dude my friend said to send duck pics hotties love duck picks then he said something about autocorrect but i wasn't really paying attention i love duck pics sent more cheers okay check out this duck he's so fast oh my me and a meme format duck pics is this flirting you've nailed it honestly wow there is a lot of interactions with duck picks this week dude this is the new tinder meta you don't send dpx of pee-pees anymore okay it's dpx of ducks much cuter you have twenty five dollars to build the perfect guy fifty dollars handsome ninety dollars smart 150 dollars good body twenty dollars me five dollars please i'm gonna have to take a bit of a loan out for smart enhancement i guess can i finance my man that's a new way to get yourself into debt nice little bank loan for a smart and handsome bf from tinder seriously though uh r.i.p to this kid fff anyways here i'm going to leave it there guys hope you enjoyed and if you want to watch more click on the screen and subscribe brofist

Channel: Fainted

Views: 275,354

Rating: 4.9720836 out of 5

Keywords: tinder, r/tinder, funny tinder posts, top posts, funniest tinder posts, conversations, messages, tinder messages, tinder conversations, tinder chats, meme, memes, tinder memes, funny tinder texts, funny tinder messages, reddit, funniest text messages

Id: 3lsPDXZKKFw

Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 23 2020