FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGES #5

how are you doing today doing all right some bad news johnny passed away yesterday oh no no no no i don't think you meant to send that i just told you johnny died yep you find out somebody's dead and then you send through this meme very appropriate response hey what's up cuties my name's fainted and today we're going to be taking a look at some funny text messages subscribe to the channel right now or i will sell minecraft steve's ferrari on ebay and his wife will leave him and take the kids [Music] message to dad hey could you lend me 50 for gas while i look for a job don't you have a job i got fired yesterday my boss told me i needed to leave my problems at the door when i came to work and i told him to go stand outside your mother is gonna die when she hears this message from dad i'm divorcing your mom hi divorcing your mom i'm son no you aren't that's why we're having a divorce i'm sorry son who are you someone changed the names of my phone what did they change my name to chosen one don't change it back but who are you i'm the chosen one please bring home purified water with no minerals added for taste none um i got spring water not with extra minerals it's like licking a stalagmite don't come home mmm cavewater i would like to ask you out but you think i'm ugly wait who told you i think you're ugly you don't think i am i do i just want to know who told you the f in the chat message from grandpa jim what is the powder in the container on the fridge i want to make iced tea no grandpa that's g fuel don't take that okay did you put it back did you use it i'm going to mow the lawn you don't have a lord grandpa jim be eating good tonight couples costume idea for us ah um those two don't go together neither do we eric goodbye no i don't know what he's on about they don't go together though i think that's a cute little animal crossing couple right there ah hey mom yes i got suspended what you're grounded what did you do you see the teacher pointed at me of a ruler and said there is an idiot at the end of this ruler and i asked which end you just made my day ungrounded that definitely happened didn't it guys definitely getting ungrounded by your mum because you're such a comedy genius what a flex new boyfriend is allergic to my puppy so i can't keep him that's terrible give me a description and i'll try and find him a home he's ginger and named tom friendly comes when called 28 years old and works in i.t do you get it guys because she's not saying she can't keep her puppy she's saying she can't keep her boyfriend the puppy is more important than the relationship sorry tom message from bae my boyfriend just left for his stupid karate class come over her are you freaking kidding me how could you omg babe i'm so sorry pick up the phone please how could you call karate stupid yep forget about the fact that she's cheating on you bro how dare she insult the art of karate i mean he's probably just gonna break up with her for that statement anyway so it doesn't even matter i love you why should i trust you all the guys i've dated were dogs uh well aren't you going to say anything meow genius i had fun at lunch we doing it again soon yeah sure cool cool what are you doing getting ready for a date wait what two in one day this one's a date date ouch gets hit with the hee hee as well why message from gram gram [Music] this won't be the only log i'll be riding tonight grandma what the frick sorry sweetie that was meant for your grandpa but seriously i think the worst thing about all of this is this dude saves his grandma into his contact lists with those emojis what this text conversation is related to a door dash order i am hungry your food what's gone excuse me yes sorry chief but i think your doordash delivery driver might be in your food that big mac is mine hey yo it's this elizabeth i don't know if you remember me but we hooked up last week no that's my mom's name who are you you hooked up with my mom heck nah if i knew who you were you'd be dead right now and then the guy sends for his driver's license dude run that fake baba boy your mom's bro splendorous a guy almost drowned in them tenderloins i might even wow that is rough having somebody text you that they smashed your mom and then describing her as splendorous there's gonna be a 1v1 on rust happening here i can see it i need to settle this beef hi boyfriend want to hang out tomorrow sure i'd love to hang out boyfriend wait that's supposed to say best friend omg you're gay too yes and now i have a boyfriend thank you autumn correct like that's ever gonna happen it'd be too easy mate i don't know why i added you you're a duck i'm a human our love is forbidden quack oh wow what a love story the man in the duck who said their love is forbidden okay yeah that'd actually be pretty weird okay i'll see you soon i love you i love you too barbecue squirrel baby girl his side chick [Music] it's the barbecue squirrel what are you doing laying in my bed naked yes lol show me it's dark i don't care yep i think you might actually care sorry bro you ain't seeing nothing i mean they did say it was dark though i don't like this what is it the toothpaste be taking a massive one oh wow next time you brush your teeth um it might be a little bit different guys eating what uh what are you eating i'm eating ratatouille he took a poop and didn't flush no i'm serious he actually took a poop out of the toilet who raymond 556 what i already texted you to context me uh what is going on here guys hey what insult do you have for me now fart head nice ah roasted guess what else it today boy is uh my parents are having a divorce hearing oh boy love that for you so your present is officially in the mail hopefully you'll be there wednesday i hope you had an awesome night last night and can still remember parts of it how much did my present cost i'm not cheap i hope it's better than the one you gave me last year what did you spend like two bucks again omg lol nope it was five dollars thank you very much i'm not that cheap sorry lol totally went to the wrong lindsay meant to send to my friend in colorado hello who is this again george lowe lo didn't save your number thanks now you owe me a five dollar present why are you like this i'm going to jump over if you don't reply okay bye i'm gonna jump yo this is duck's homie he just jumped why you ain't reply to him dog he's freaking dead omg gabby it's me i'm in the hospital i don't know if i'm gonna make it yo gabby this is the surgeon i'm gonna take a wild guess that um all of these messages were actually the same guy like yep this dude's surgeon definitely just hopped up on the phone right there and was like yo dude you mind if i text your ex girl real quick like whose friend tops on their phone to be like dog he's freaking dead omg why didn't you reply to him and then of course the surgeon as well very legit definitely jumped on your phone to send some twitter dms to your girlfriend how tall are you uh why i only date tall guys six foot free how much do you weigh what the frick why i don't date overweight girls wow you're a misogynistic pig judging women i hope you die alone turn around in the other direction no turn around again dude where are you i don't see you i'm out of town but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me oh i might try this one out on some of my friends that's actually quite good turn around message to ron you were so wasted last night dude i wasn't that drunk dude you knocked over a kid with round glasses uh so you climbed the tree and yelled screw you harry i'm the chosen one now this is what harry potter gets for trying to smash wrong weasley's sister what did you expect what's going to happen dude if you haven't subscribed yet um think about steve okay i love you what the frick what do you mean wtf welcome to friend zone ah message to larry from work do not call me son you are not my dad now listen son everything is going to be okay no who's your daddy kind of looks like john cena bro i have 32-bit windows 7. this game needs 64-bit to play how can i get it will it work if i install my windows 7 twice yes install it twice you'll also get windows 14. thanks man you are a legend and you are a genius it's still windows twice the next booth over is selling wooden swords does our son need a sword no absolutely not it says message failed i'm getting him a sword it does not say message failed do not get him a sword sorry it's really loud in here i'm having trouble hearing you see your eyes here now you get our son a sword he goes to work with you all this week to reel havoc on you and your co-workers with set sword deal one co-worker already approved this yeah i don't think many fathers are gonna turn down the opportunity to have their son at work all week running around with a minecraft diamond sword i'm not so sure that the wedding tomorrow will happen i accidentally kissed tanya accidentally i've made a photo oh you've been caught there chief it doesn't matter what happens at the bachelorette party if you know what she did you wouldn't marry her i think this just explains why so many people get divorced these days jake do we have any more adopteds in the cabinets um what's adopted you you're adopted very funny dad i'm not your dad dead body reported women are the best thank you but actually it's o not e actually i forgot the space of the first e feminists this guy whoops let's see if he forgot the space after the first e we men are the best sorry girls babe i have to tell you something i cheated on you once me too first of april 18th of july oh no they were going in for the april fool's joke and um i managed to find out they were actually cheated on wish you happy textures day ma'am um who are you i am your old student write teacher 10 time seriously ma what is what have i just read mick i'm sorry please talk to me baby muffin sweet pete the world's prettiest [ __ ] beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure sorry doesn't bring back my freaking skittles ian the relationship's over i'm sorry there's no coming back from that if you steal your significant other skittles it's done yo can you send me a notes from yesterday i missed class yeah one second troll face song i'm not clicking that can you open it up and it's a rick roll hey everyone team meeting tomorrow at 6 00 am okay okay okay okay thank you hector much appreciated also who is having a team meeting at 6 00 a.m that's rough that is early dude dad i want to have a boy dog what do you mean this omg guys so cute what the frick son that's my wife phil get your hands off her we should have aborted you i don't know whether to be disappointed or proud right now but imagine that though your dad says that he should have aborted you after you try and steal his waifu power of anime girls hey oh no no no uh what's the occasion taco bell your dad is looking very fresh for a trip to taco bell i must say are you sure your name isn't wi-fi yeah pretty sure that'll be why i'm not getting a good connection then that was super lame got any better pick-up lines what did the ones say to the 10 what that was super lame got any better pick-up lines counter strike global offensive i'm finna do karate great how you spell it kurati carrot create you know bruh dude karate it's not hard hey you studied computer science right yeah i need a favor this girl has blocked me can you hack into her phone and unblock my number i'm a software engineer what the frick do you think i do of course chief roses are red violets are blue i'm happy because i met you roses are reds you are ugly and poor you can't reply to this conversation oh he got blocked english teachers be like ah the literature ah forget about the rejection the english language here is just beautiful what's your major communications yours i'm doing biology i want to be a pedestrian uh what like i want to be a doctor for kids do you mean pediatrician oh yes pedestrian a new doctor dlc i get a message from hayley and she sends for a selfie send me a pic i'm a model and that's my fave photo hey girl you're so cute thanks i get that a lot anyways yeah guys i'm gonna leave it there hope you enjoyed if you want to see more click on the screen and subscribe to the channel and i'll see you guys all in the next one much love peace

Channel: Fainted

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Id: RlrP_9L56CQ

Length: 15min 4sec (904 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 07 2021