Best of the Worst: Showdown, Robot in the Family, and Bloodz vs. Wolvez

hey you rich it's time for another best to the worst you excited yeah me too it's gonna be great gonna be great mm-hmm really yeah I know it's been great the the winter though right so cold you and your hot takes I thought the wall was a lot closer to me than it was who'd have thought we'd be terrible caretakers okay let's bring her you got it I got it spring okay Shay yeah I think we lost a few more flexible things [ __ ] with the arms oh you guys are doing such a good job preserving them on your on your moisture-resistant shell oh sure we can do this it's a it's showdown [Music] so shadow down that's right that's what it's called shadow down two sides of the street one way to die directed by [Applause] that's right [ __ ] Leo Fong in the hizzy Leo Fong for anyone who doesn't remember he's uh he's low blow yeah his low blow and the other one anyway Leo Fong has not let us down yet there's a first time for everything Oh a small southwestern town suddenly erupts into a war zone when a vicious motorcycle gang storms in sanctuary is not your ordinary town oh hi Ron ik named uh the violent town is called sanctuary that's it that Leon Fung he's a clever guy who [ __ ] oh my god oh my god Thomas sanctuary right its citizens are all retired gangsters retired gangsters yes who now want to live in peace and forget their turbulent past but Kincaid the gang leader decides it's an excellent haven for his lucrative fencing and drug trade that fencing like no what you an idiot but insult fences around houses [ __ ] [ __ ] that would make more money frustrating frustrated the local law enforcement agent known as the commander Richard Lynch calls on his old friend James long I wonder who plays James long with uh-oh he's gonna zone he's got a bazooka - why does he have a bazooka saying everybody has a bazooka it's brightness from home oh okay didn't kill any of them okay and they still have a trailer full of bazookas I just blew up three crates if only you just waited Leo eventually they would you're about to do it alright so that was a fun movie I'm just going to assume that Leo Fong like lazily kicks a bunch of people throughout the whole movie it was great we totally watched it already we did that's how this show works we came back here after we watched the first movie so on best of the worst we watched a lot of like you know cheap knockoffs of whatever's popular at the time but right now I am proud to present a truly truly original idea we have max magician and the legend of the Rings I it's just you just take popular.i peas out of a hat and you go okay a Harry Potter Lord of the Rings go just [ __ ] go that's so great he's not wearing glasses though I would assume that's what makes him wholly original Jack clearly see he's not wearing glasses you're right three and a half stars from science fiction Chronicle says a fantasy epic in the tradition of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings so rich we've watched an action movie presumably and offended and we know exactly what the second film we watched was yes so here's our third movie it's it's my Bloods versus wolves what the battle begin prepare for the ultimate battle of evil when two rival supernatural gangs wage war on the streets of New York City the Bloods are effluent vampires who rule downtown controlling the estate blood banks of course and financial institutions so they they run the banks yes that looks just like my loan officer the wolves are the werewolves in case you didn't know oh they're werewolves who rule the night in New York's uptown ghetto now it's a battle to the death to determine who will run the city in the day the night and for all eternity Onis oh he pulled out his chicken breast oh that was fine she stayed in character you did it was a salvageable take no probably the only tank but that's fine [Music] [Music] we don't we don't need to talk about the movies we could just let's uh well let's just talk about what she's the best of the worst max magician in the legend of the Rings obviously I mean it came out the most unscathed we didn't riff on it a whole lot so well who's taking the reigns here like introduce welcome to Beth Horace so nobody said I gave I gave a moment I well I hit the table that doesn't mean anything and then I was some new rule you've concocted I would have but I understand my fate we watched two and one quart three in one quarter movies our first film was showdown written directed and starring Leo Fong low blow legendary Leo Fong's it's been featured on the show multiple times fourth time well is the fourth yeah this is the forest that low blow kill point point blood street blood street yeah that was the one we couldn't remember the name of even though blood Street he is also playing the same character as low blow right well given his naming convention I just assumed he couldn't think of another name that rhymed with Leo Fong yeah yeah who's introducing the film Oh Mike explain showdown why me why not someone's got to do it okay so showdown stars kind of stars Leo Fong as James long and there's a town in Nevada called sanctuary which is which is a disgusting rundown town it's a hobo village it's yeah it has like an Old Main Street with like dirty buildings and all the houses are like like falling apart and trashy but it's a it's a town where it's not incorporated in the United States it's completely off the grid its autonomous to any local or federal authorities in fact the paper sign outside of the town says no one welcome how the [ __ ] does that work you live your life you make millions of dollars in the mob you're a successful career criminal and then you you go to retire a rusty shanty town with a population of 500 clean up your kitchen if it's gonna be on camera Oh horrible what the hell great great just great my life of crime did not pay off shack is crumbling around it man my sanity is dwindling every day but this looks like the worst place on earth to live maybe Syria but Florida this is a second yeah yeah why would the mob bosses spend their millions of dollars on this why would our villains of the movie choose to make this their hangout well no the villains in the movie the biker gang has chosen to make this their hangout because apparently the US government has no reach in this town there's a biker gang led by a guy named Kincaid who that's good I got a nice job rich yeah who looks like Carl from die hard the big big tall German guy whose real name is Verner Herzog [Laughter] [Music] I look into the eyes of Leo Fogg and I see nothing but darkness he leads a biker gang and the biker gang in the very beginning does a drug deal where they have big of 500 kilos of the top grade [ __ ] they say something like that half a million dollars worth so what do we got Dawson and the pure good thing no core this movies 50 kilos of pure [ __ ] [Music] we never see them selling it they just steal the money and the drugs yeah so and so on the next scene when we see the gang they're strapped for cash yes and they're robbing like the local like a convenience store and flower shop for $11 Oh Oh news alert news flash this Justin Mike just remembered something it's this is important this is a big deal we've often mentioned the phrase oh yeah shoot the rodeo and and and everybody's remembering now the shoot the rodeo comes from a film called the chipper well the movies called blood check it was the villain the killer is called the chipper and it's a slow budget movie where they take their cameras on they film a real live rodeo that's happening the rodeo came into town when they were filming the movie yeah well the story if we want to get technical about it the story is they shot the movie realized it was too short so they needed some more footage to pad out the runtime there happened to be a rodeo coming to town so they just filmed a bunch of b-roll of the actual rodeo just to pad out the runtime and so we've adopted that phrase as being shoot the rodeo when a movie is just filming stuff to pad the runs oh look there's a big rodeo it's part of our movie yeah we have horses in a crowd and yeah yeah not just a pad the runtime to give it some production value in this film there is literally a rodeo and they are literally shooting the rodeo so we are amazed that it actually happened [Music] look at that man counting dollar bills that is certainly right there at the rodeo look at that dramatic accountant bill action he's counting his money remember he's got his money he's like one totally in the ticket booth for them again yes he's he's counting those dollar bills and he has he has $42 and Kincaid and his gay biker gang robbed him for $42 and they murder him and then they hang out in the town for weeks they say it's like 3-4 weeks I think it's been at least seven weeks yeah at something very important that I think you've glossed over is this town is full of nothing but very very old people all the buildings are ready to collapse oast of the run time of the movie is made up of these bikers going into an establishment and [ __ ] with the owners and pushing over elderly people this is America yeah and so low blow is then contacted by Archerd link Richard Lynch who is the quote-unquote sheriff of sanctuary the town with no cops or law so he says low blow this biker gang is coming to town help me take care of it low blow comes to the town and three weeks later nothing happens he's just there he does nothing the longest time it's it's the most passive we've ever seen low blow he lets so many old people get beat up what you know we're talking about oh man we got all your money stashed in that trailer oh my god oh my lord there's a lot of elderly abuse in this film yeah not as funny as you would expect though odd for a town full of like former mafia hitmen you you think they just start shooting the bikers themselves yeah they're not they're a scuzzy biker gang just shoot them and be done with it no one has any guns it's weird I do I pull vocationally they pull guns on the bad guys and then just don't shoot them no no not just a former mafia hitman but former mafia hitmen living in a town with literally no laws you think they get it have their secret mafia meeting in the towns of let's kill all these [ __ ] you seen all walking down Main Street pulling out their guns you get the twist halfway through that it's the mob town and they themselves take care of the problem that is what you predicted and that is what did not have I know because the movie sucked the ironic part is that sanctuary Nevada is filled with former criminals when it really feels like it's like a town filled with pacifists mmm because they do nothing and then remember low-blow comes in and he wounds the one guy with the gun and there's Kincaid and they're threatening the one girl with the butcher knife on the neck and in the flower shop and love was a Google I'll get you later yeah I don't have all night low blow we gotta watch from hexa magician in the legend of the Ring get move on I've had a long day I need some rest we low blow gets a little partner for some of a movie a young girl whose father is a former mafia enforcer well she's very upset because her father gets exploded into another dimension don't tell me the trucks gonna explode now because of this [ __ ] you [ __ ] you movie you're gonna do this well I guess starting now that's a weird transition cuz I thought his car was in front of his house so but it was at the mechanics yeah so when it explodes it does this like dissolve to his house and I thought the car just vanished it's called the quantum realm we're sending ant-man in the final well can we talk about the girl the daughter of the guy who gets blown up in the truck yeah let's call her Tammy Tammy okay we should give her that's not her name the lady's name we'll call her Tammy she goes to the bar the local bar and then she almost gets raped where's James wrong low blow isn't really he's not carrying his weight this film look oh yes he got lost that's right he's gonna dump behind it looks like he's carrying a lot of weight to me oh he was he was climbing up a dirty hill or anything he's beating up homeless to do with the gang how would you like a shovel head he's thinking but he rescues Tammy from being raped and then she stays in his his trailer yes a Winnebago whatever just low blow own a trailer slash Winnebago yeah cuz we never seen him drive it into town no he drives his little he has hogs like he has like a Honda Accord or how did he get the trailer and oh my god he has a Toyota Corolla so does he drive two cars did he rent the trailer is like that there hotel in the town I just a trifling a dirty [ __ ] dump did he drive the the Toyota Corolla into sanctuary and then uber back to wherever it came from that what is Winnebago and take his Winnebago back to perfection Nevada perfect where the tremors are the and then the tremor ate the truck that was carrying the Winnebago so he had to drive his first car yeah the tremor eventually hit the Winnebago or I was I the what the Winnebago the tremor ate the Toyota Corolla at some point yeah only low blow coulda Lord Kincaid out into the desert so that a tremor could have swallowed him up we would have solved the whole problem Ike you're going full yooper here and I just gotta say I'm with it with it I would bet all those Harley Davidsons out on the desert made a whole bunch of sounds you know and that would attract all the trimmers to Harley Davidsons and swallowed up all the biker gang and then you know what no more tremor worries for me yeah low blow says I got a plan I got a plan Richard Lynch yeah we had a call my friend can't involve fire no Richard oh thank god it involves ancient dinosaurs that live in Nevada they're really tough really stupid because what she did today was crazy and then she stays in his his trailer and it's a Winnebago whatever and she's eating a cereal eat breakfast and then he says I never eat breakfast why does he have cereal if he'd ever eats breakfast he'd sit for dinner he might he might have see really lazy you just have an answer for everything the Piccard showing this he likes making rice krispie treats Oh whatever we do we better do it fast stop this carnage let's go we have a jack [ __ ] it's been two months and they've killed threes of old people so we have sheriff and girl and low blow and they're gonna take down the biker gang who spent the last 90 minutes terrorizing old people so after no build up they just go to the bad guys warehouse and they shoot everybody [Music] well they shoot off camera and then later they get shots of other people getting shots that are completely disconnected yes but they murder a lot of this biker gang and everybody except for Kincaid food gets away get away yourself can't get here we're all these ladies this is like a titty bar Kate would rather be here than at the shootout I mean sure right we would all rather be here but but where is he and white in the mood for some fun cowboy this is a brothel hey business Kincaid get new Watson he's coming in I'll be here about two minutes I thought the deal was going down in two days yeah that's okay by me if it's okay with clutch yeah but there's an actor in the film who also goes down Junior he does like how she would cut her some he doesn't cuz he's like he just did six lines of blow before the taking maybe it's like mr. ed and they put peanut butter in his mouth so he could jump off his lines later why are things still happening what things are happening I wanna know why things are still happening we've had our we've had our you know our major action shootout finale of the movie the only thing the only thing that's left for the movie to do is to have Lia Fong confront Kincaid for the final showdown right this time it's personal this time it's personal it's a final showdown and then the plot starts yep the last 15 minutes of the movie where where Kincaid sets up this this giant drug deal between new characters we haven't seen before someone who licks his lips constantly and then and then some guy who looks a little bit like a brother love without a tan there's a shootout in a warehouse the shootout happens Kincaid leaves so Kincaid runs away and instead of running after Kincaid Leo Fong runs to an old bartender in a bar hey I've seen Kincaid the tall guy just there phone just stop chasing them yes he left where he was then went to an unrelated bar to ask where he is it's like the scenes are out of then the lip lipping douche bro tells Leo Fong where to find Kincaid which he constantly even though Kincaid tried to murder him yes that that led to the what may be the longest consecutive rich Evans laughter [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] he stopped looking for him sicko asked where he was looking to be told he what you're resting you just shot everybody else I've had a long day I need some rest [Music] sar Dex film max magician and the legend of the Rings rich Evans explain our experience of watching max legend max magician and the legend of the max magicians why would you do this to me do do I not suffer enough you thought you guys read the whole back of the box and everything and and we watched the whole film I would I would love to tell you about max magician and the legend of the Rings but unfortunately that tape was nothing but a tracking mess of static and we couldn't watch it yeah so so instead I am I am forced to talk to you about robot in the family [Music] this has been one of the I don't even know what out are not open words to my feelings while watching this movie a confusion daddy the fundament shark [Music] confusion oh you like to play I do after I get my lenses clean that will come back and play with you it's short circuited my brain like every five seconds yeah robot in the family stars Joe pantaloons who also produced jogo pantaloons from the matrix yeah and a baby's day out and he in the style of Borat he plays a foreign man is there any reason his characters Turk absolutely none from Turkey yeah he's from Turkey his accent changes a bit throughout the movie there's there's like three scenes in a row where he sounds like Tommy was so his heavy Italian accent comes through yeah he sounds like Tommy Wiseau exactly like my favorite John rhys-davies oh hi John rhys-davies so he's he's he owns an antique store and he's also a whacky inventor who was put his family heavily in debt but he is he is I apparently spent the last the family's money to build a toy life-sized robot for kids that seeks out gold and also has alarms to protect the family when it's in danger I your daddy you are loved very much have an said to the nation greatest crime of the darling ladies and gentlemen I give to you [Music] security and it's the robot it thinks that he's his father because it keeps calling him dead and it doesn't understand anything that's going around around the house yard is filled with toys because they have 14 children and then his neighbor John rhys-davies who also owns an antique store right next door right next door not to his house to the antique show appearances he's auntie's neighbor to his house and he has also owns the antique store next to Joey pantaloons antique store it's a major coincidence that has never explained in the movie maybe it's like a like the new season of serve Your Enthusiasm yes where it's like it's a spite store right store lot say Larry yeah yeah the guy has a coffee shop and and Larry David is mad at him so he buys the real estate right next door so he can open up a spiked coffee shop okay Joe that might make sense Jay but you're assuming that something in this movie might make sense yeah that that movie is the antithesis of sense he lies it it literally is that's a pull quo right there I said it would cure insanity it's the opposite it's in utters if this movie stands an utter spite of the concept of sense yeah we we hope we tent we might we might oversell movies that are on best the worst I have never seen a movie that nonsensical got you now intruder detected they did not end that scene so they just oh my god I think this was possible I didn't think this level of incompetence was possible we're our brains were literally melting and that abrasive I was ways of nonsensical it's it's just a cacophony of noise constant constant yelling this the scenes make you feel like tight in the chest oh wait yeah put on you and then when the brief moments of silence you can breathe it's it's noise it's amazing oh oh I think I will take this to the shop and sell it as an entry type now for the pizza we need flour I can that's right what sort of the right cause rye bread is confused shoot the president I want you to zoom in on my face sue in my face any of our face just fast-forward the movie at like 100 speed and it's like I guarantee you my expression during the whole film is going to be amazing it's utter shock it's like you're on a roller coaster into your own grave I don't know how to explain it like people say that like the grave of reason my concept of bad movies is entirely changed after some robot in the family like people say the room is bad Tommy why do you watch this it's a Hasidic Jew and a there's a lot of acidic juice New York that's fine but and a Beastie Boy oh that's is that is that that's joy pants and disguise no joy pants isn't the oxygen reaction this is just a guy that has a fake beard on this is just happening on the outside of the world and oh a robot the family's gonna save him what is that Ricky pop what's happening I Jesus powers danger I told him to stay away from the solar car I think of having it but a heart attack I think I might be having a heart attack [Music] oh my god robot the family is just yeah it is it's like constant noise scenes happen and then they stop and then more someone starts yelling and then more madness happens it feels like someone's like dream blowing someone's dream that you know like a dream makes no sense they took that and made it in a movie and it's like they're filming it and they had like two or three cameras rolling and everything's happening and they're just like filming nonsense that happens and then and then they go back and they they overdub it and then I edit it together there's like toy robots that are overdubbing it also aren't apparently watching the movie just cuz everyone is shouting here's an example we start off with you we have our wacky robot that doesn't understand things and then we find out about the ancient artifact that has been stolen from the Middle East that will prevent world peace war continues to rage in the Middle East as two religious factions blame each other over the theft of the sacred helmet is suing mine these two things happen right next to each other yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there's close-ups of how the robot works with which stakes are extremely high in this movie because they don't find that that that ancient helmet they'll never be world peace in the Middle East it's just not gonna happen yeah and then Joe the the helmet is hidden inside of a replica of a full-size we don't even get there what is he doing it's like it's like you're trying to unpack that we haven't even set up where that you're talking 45 minutes down the road we're talking about the stakes right we're talking about the stakes of the movie world peace or or not world peace so Joey Pam spends the whole movie trying to get this statue that has the helmet in it that'll help World Peace but then at the end of the movie you know but the only parent he doesn't know that the helmet is in there even though he's been chasing it the whole Joey pan she doesn't want the statue he does want the statue he gets the statue he goes to the auction to buy the stage she was sick I had to buy that statue we thought it was because he knew that the helmet was inside but it's rarely he doesn't remember he built the robot to find gold and then when the robot says there is gold in this statute that he doesn't believe you already know the gold statue why wouldn't you believe the robot what he finds the gold but there's a golden helmet but there's also a golden statue that's not yes a big stash yes well that's what I want to mention yes yeah no in terms of like that's an unrelated ancient priceless artifact that has been stolen that's what I mean when you say this is like a dream when he said this is like a dream how it's like there's ideas in your head and concepts that kind of connect with number one everybody fell in the sewer I got covered with [ __ ] you remember when the robot violently assaulted a police officer do you remember when the robot got an army of little toy robots to believe that he was a god you wouldn't it be my friend [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] you're on John rice-davies stabbed around your room when the kids started randomly electrocuting future remember when two Hasidic Jews walk past a blind person the robot never is not talking yeah so he was directed by Paul Feig just keep talking maybe it'll be funny just talk who's the robot the robot was played by four different people at least one of them had to leave the production because he was hospitalized but according to IMDB one of them is John Patrick Shanley the playwright and screenwriter who wrote moonstruck and Joe versus the volcano is that thank you me correct I refuse to be corrected to random well in the credits it said John Shanley yeah so it could be someone else who has the same name and IMDb's whoever entered that information [ __ ] it up cuz I'm to be isn't always accurate that would be weird though but I would like to think that would be weird yeah I think that would be weird is a little weird it's David Mamet because that's the thing David nabbit was one that was hospitalized oh yeah I can't do this that big mouth based off of the back of the box and the front of the box you're thinking that this movie is going to be about a robot and a family yeah it is not no the robot and a family there that's true the plot of this movie is the dad of the family trying to solve a crime that he has nothing to do with dr. plans office orthopedic surgery and fine are reproductions he's speaking are you selling phone sex operator what is this what is this it's subscribe [Music] would you like an appointment yes we have plenty of time no problem at all this whole movie adlib is this a doctor's office and the joke is everyone is in casts why are people in the waiting room already in casts I just want something to fix a follow-up exam trying to make sense the doctor has a a helmet fetish yeah and his receptionist has a foot fell for the first stolen golden idol the the receptionist specifically says that he sets bones correctly like he is a bone doctor that is not working in a hospice and helmets and he's this part-time sculptor that's the weirdest thing we cut to his office and there's like a little guy on a horse statue which i think was also in the movie earlier do you like I made it myself and and he says do you like that I made it myself and then the scene just continues well no it's the thing that happened and then he has a gigantic foot cast on why do they put a cast on his foot at all and then the receptionist is in the doctor's office and she's like oh you've got a cast on your foot and it looks like she wants to start to do four things have sex with his cast foot and this children's film about a robot in the family a plaster cast of his foot and the receptionist is weird sexual as a foot fetish of a cast foot fetish time for a bubble bath yuck I have cereal in my servos newspapers are food for the mind cereal is food for the stomach the robot looks like max Hedren [ __ ] the traffic light looks like Max Headroom [ __ ] the Tin Man [Laughter] and he's wearing the calendar helmet from ghostbusters whoo-hoo [ __ ] the guy who is pizza the huts assistant the electric guy from the running man oh yeah a lot of a lot of influence on the stone no and you know the robot gets so much build-up in the beginning of the movie it starts with like a dream that Joe Pantoliano is having then the robot is built immediately needs like unveiling it to the family talking about all the neat things it does like it can call 911 if you just scream at it it's very impractical [Music] [Laughter] that's a progress it's pretty [ __ ] frightening to a two-year-old did anybody else think it was odd that the evil thief neighbor overheard him talking about the robot that senses gold has no interest in stealing the robot that can find gold that would be a plot masala yeah John rhys-davies the plot would be about him trying to steal the robot sensing the gold sensing robot from the family and this is after a series of scenes with the robot bonding with the family and so then they're like oh no he stole our new friend and they have to get him back like a like a family film wouldn't do well the robot had a hard time bonding with the family because he just poured like flour on their heads yeah he had a very hard time cooking breakfast damn kids don't try this at home don't be my circuits of us where's the movie we have the cash scene in them for some reason he wants to buy the statute yeah well honey that was after he tracked Bono and Clyde to the dock why no one Clyde right that's a whole nother little he tracks on a lot different themes that also steal things though they didn't steal the mystic helmet well they mentally they steal things for John rhys-davies right do and they want to steal the mystic helmet but they got the wrong statue remember I showed they showed up at Jim Lee's house but they had the different statue it happened in the movie I believe you Hey lots of things happened in the movie can you call him Salah not Gimli I know him as Gimli he is Gimli son of Gloin you can call him so I understand that reference but he's I'm only calling him sliders not because of the show cuz he really likes something that man was not meant to disturb death is always surrounded it but but you know what he's a good actor any and I feel bad for him legitimately he got paid sure wasn't much you gotta wonder what the behind the scenes on this movie was like yeah as far as like drag shows maybe yeah he lost a bet he was he was like gambling was him and it was the writer of moonstruck they all lost big their own baby that's why Julian's got the associate producers credit cuz he's like you guys got a pay off your debt I be in this weird movie I'm that's a really good theory enjoy pants John rhys-davies and what's John Patrick Shanley they're all in like like somewhere some bar like the Horseshoe Casino yeah they're just laughing like I had this dream last night about this so I'm a robot that could detect gold this [ __ ] plot that makes no sense dream about ancient helmet being stolen from the Middle East I had a dream about a nurse with a cast fetish whoever whoever what looses the Los Angeles Raiders football game has to make this movie it was so they all had to make the movie well I think joy bands came out on top John Patrick Shanley had to be in the costume he's gotten hospitalized he got you he had the low end of the bat the the point spread you know it was like oh you got to be in the [ __ ] positive with a robot weird is it that the robot could detect gold doesn't make any sense this is a gold digger that's weird remember the theme song it was like a James Bond theme yeah [Music] go like Goldfinger it was like gold digger gold digger there was yeah there was a theme summer because we thought they were saying the n-word there was a [ __ ] theme songs out there Zingo n-word for a second I thought you were talking about it showdown when they start blatantly using part of the James Bond theme oh yeah that happens though they sing gold day we're knife I clicked on user reviews in the first one just says what [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] you so then we watch bloods versus wolves so this is you right this I guess this is me go for a Jack here well you know before we get to actually blood versus well something more interesting to talk about is our selection process is no slight against blood versus wolves but the ideal best of the worst show has a has an insanity ramped up you know you start with a lighter movie get a little crazier and on a big crazy high note we don't watch the movies beforehand so we just don't know how bad a movie is going to be if Bloods versus wolves was the first movie of the night what what a glorious night that would be blood versus wolves showdown robot in the family perfect ramped up bad worse robot the family robot the family no this is like when we did Ryan's babe and then we had to follow it up with demon warp and it's like right and so see that goes to show you I I just thought Ryan's babe was the last movie that's all memorable Ryan's baby yeah well it did everything else that yeah this might isn't might as well just be a spotlight episode for robot family so we're very sorry Bloods versus wolves but you were a little bit of a letdown after robot in the family detail where what he did [Music] oh he's a vampire and they knew that wait that was a werewolf they're werewolves no they're wolves they're wolves why do wolves have vampire teeth he's got fangs like a wolf but also vampires have fangs there's that fully transformed yet that doesn't amount of sins but it's also extremely confusing I understand what is going on in the movie and it's it's it's Reach is not as far as its budget yeah yeah it's a classic case of like you see the movie and you're like I can see what was probably in their head when they came up with these ideas there's not a ton to say about it unfortunately it's not horrible it's watchable the biggest takeaway is the guy who plays the lead werewolf we look at a boson week Berk he is too good for this movie yeah he's trying he gives it his all mm-hmm he's not gonna not in a sarcastic way yeah like he nails a weird and schlocky part well the idea is that the the vampires are feuding with the werewolf's and have for centuries and so we have and there's like also like a like a class thing going on or like the vampires or higher class I look at paper plate with the fancy hors d'oeuvres on it okay we have the scene where the head vampire and the head werewolf meet up in a bar they call it a golf club but it's not it's a bar uh-huh and he's very claustrophobic close-ups to avoid showing that it's just a bar yesterday I try to assimilate eighty but yeah he gives us like emotional scene about you know his struggles and his background and then we cut to the next scene and a guy takes his [ __ ] on the floor that is the joke cuz he's like wicked he's like you know we can discussion well there's this apartment rich Jack whose theory was it that the film was produced by a real estate that's the only other note were anything about this movie every location in this film is completely barring no furniture in sight there's there's one scene they give it an excuse like the first meetup between all of the werewolves and the vampires and the thing the snooty vampires didn't want fleas on the furniture so we had it all removed and and then we see where the were wolves hang out and it's an empty room and then they go double studs cuz they haven't put up the walls yet they go to rob the bank and it said empty wall oh the bank robbery scene is a whole another story this is a bank which they really filled in a bank how do that I don't know jack how did they get access to a bank they show the outside of a bank and then this is clearly the incentive jay-j they're filming in a bank this is a bank robbery they showed the outside okay and you can tell the bank because it has white walls I'm pretty impressed thank you for robbing the bank teller I'm surprised there you can see the tellers counter and they're doing all these extremely dramatic person really clicking on the keyboard which means it's a bank okay I'm surprised they didn't have a little cork board with the layout of the bank the bathroom in the bank has a shower there they're stretching the limitations of their budget the vampires are supposed to have luxurious estates with a butler but the most they could do was a 600 square foot one-bedroom apartment in Manhattan and also which cost $5,000 a week to run and also the werewolf's lived in an apartment that was under construction which had one fridge and a cabinet and a stove and a bunch of metal studs where they had yet to put in the drywall and that was it that was their filming location that's the best we can make sense out of it is that somebody involved with the production worked in real estate and was able to get them access into places they were trying to sell that had no furniture in right and then the plot which leads into the most important location of all the vampire guy the bald guy what is this he wants to have peace with the werewolves and he says we're vampires we're affluent we have properties and you werewolves sir yeah how about you guys run this dance club Ryan I know about the Hampton Inn we're gonna have so many bar mitzvahs Evanier it makes you wonder like in in reality where they shot that how many the Hampton Inn how many magical wedding memories that people had in that location the same location that this and fight scene happens in the famous vampire V where we'll fight scene in plaque on the walls somewhere in New York yeah well my day oh [ __ ] oh just move the camera bar oh the way the music was playing I thought it was gonna hurt cut to like a got to be continued kind of thing I didn't expect a great fight scene at the Holiday Inn I just want the person to come in and go yep the room for everybody stops the camera zooms in 10 o'clock we lock up a quick note about camerawork oh yeah two important notes one they have a dolt left and right are the two important notes they have a three-foot dolly we got a dolly oh they're gonna use that dolly look I swept dolly in back we didn't mean to hope you enjoyed the ride [Music] and that dolly is apparently on a rubber band cause it just keeps me well I thought you're gonna say cameras are not invisible neither are vampires the dvx 100 by Panasonic not invisible you can tell the difference between vampires and the werewolves because they just both have fangs the only difference is that the werewolves can be out during the day but the vampires are also out during the day maybe say it's not the scene where there's sunlight blaring in the windows it's nighttime I know that girls are immune to day for night [Laughter] [Music] oh that's the blood down they go to the blood bank and they have their confrontation with the 16 year old doctor do you think you'd think if he knew about the fact that ancient vampires stored blood vintage blood in his blood bank which was one old refrigerator in a strip mall shopping mall like storefront with no drywall hey guy like like 21-year old Indian kid in a enough tactus code occasionally vampires or werewolves may show up looking for this blood don't take your Glock out and try and shoot them he was working he was thinking about his boss to me that made the most he wanted that promotion they made the most sense because when you have something valuable Alex Gramma's table hey thanks the furniture table this is another case though where you think of like what they probably had in their minds and I'm picturing like instead of like this a blood bank fee like like this huge like warehouse with like a cryogenic tube yeah cuz it's supposed to be like a private facility it's his personal blood bank or like out like a wine cellar look in place cuz they do the next scene they drink the blood in wine glass yes that's the whole thing is that the werewolves break-in and they was the secret door to it in the back of the fancy night yeah yeah but yeah the wear was break-in and they just shove full cloves of garlic into the the Ziploc bags of blood nobody notices that executed poorly put a fairly clever idea it could have been a fun idea yeah but then yeah so the next scene they drink it and they all die okay I see what you were trying to do and I think that's a lot of Bloods versus wolves it's like they were going for something and they had zero budgets we can all appreciate that but they they were trying to say something of substance while also showing people [ __ ] on the floor showing them a [ __ ] on the floor that's an important point Jack that they were trying to say something that's right can you talk about that in detail Oh african-american culture I'm going to explain it all to you right now what will they're going I think we're joking during the discussion that this is right for a Jordan Peele remake yes he's the guy to do it so best of the worst oh come on here oh you go on which my brain can't answer that you know but rich can your heart it's right it's [ __ ] Schrodinger's robot in the family it's both the best and the worst thing we've ever watched at the same time I won't I won't know which it is until we open the box I don't know I don't know if that cants alive or dead and we can never open that we should never open that box yeah of course it's robot in that everything has changed once there everyone so you get a Ryan's babe you get a dangerous men it's what they call a watershed film yes the best of the worst Watership yeah or 911 films have exchanged after it robot on the family my pick for best of the worst yeah showdown bad Lia Phong bad bad low budget and and I want to see this movie like on blu-ray yeah some needs to remaster this this is this one's the apex library a picture syndrome it's just it's just gonna show up on Disney Plus we have to find out who owns the right to some behind-the-scenes featurettes would be great it's interviews with the cast there he would Joey pants was I in that well yeah like talk to the guys in the robot costume whoever went to the hospital talk to the the doctors that work at the hospital do you remember did he do you think he showed up into the hot in the hospital in the costume that would have been a confusing night should we do something terrible to show down I don't think any of the movies are worthy of destruction should we blow up magician max doesn't work it doesn't work and it's a horrible ripoff of two popular IPs maybe more fuck-you magician max yeah you a lesson your movie might be okay but [ __ ] anyway [ __ ] you if you're forcing us to watch what might be one of the most interesting weird movies we've ever seen what well Jane it's now time to destroy a movie that's right Mike we're gonna make max magician disappear and we're just gonna do it nice and simple this time just just beat the hell out of it with a sledgehammer mm-hmm that's right where it's the sledgehammer I thought you grabbed a sledgehammer no no I think it's I think it's in the back room there all right I'll go get it all right [Music] oh no what is it it can't be what is it you want to see what what oh no no no are we still gonna destroy the tape [Music] you

Channel: RedLetterMedia

Views: 2,744,533

Keywords: redlettermedia, red letter media, red, letter, media, plinkett, half in the bag, mike stoklasa, jay bauman, rich evans, showdown, leo fong, robot in the family, bloodz vs wolvez

Id: eHhLZi4sj0k

Length: 72min 11sec (4331 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 07 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/silas143]

“It’s like you’re on a roller coaster into your own grave.”

Mike Stoklasa perfectly encapsulates my life

[u/Whaleears]

Robot in the Family is available for all of us to, erm, 'enjoy' on youtube

[u/AussieHawker]

Man, even the clips of Robot in the Family are annoying enough. I can't imagine actually watching the movie.

And Mike gets so bored, he just starts watching Big Mouth.

[u/TesticleMeElmo]

I like how saying the word “Winnebago” turns Mike’s Wisconsin powers to over 9000. It’s the Milwaukee version of shouting “SHAZAM!”

[u/TesticleMeElmo]

Red Letter Media would save a lot of time editing Rich Evans’ mispronunciations if they just put peanut butter in his mouth and dubbed his lines in later

[u/ChemicalPound]

I can't believe that they didn't mention that the robot who was designed to obsessively scavenge gold had a stereotypically New York Jewish voice.

Also, did Rich make a WWF wrestling reference with Brother Love? How did he see that connection but not that the Robot was clearly voiced by Jameson?

[u/BlueHighwindz]

Mike saying "Winnebago" unlocked his latent Wisconsin accent.

[u/2525252525252525252]

The wheel of misfortune is back!

[u/Jedi112]

Low Blow in the hizzie