Best of the Worst: A Very Scary Christmas

[Music] well it's snowing outside the tree is up I'm dressed all festive it almost feels like Christmas but something's just missing I know oh my god Peter Billingsley I love a Christmas story your hands okay [Music] you're not joking are you laughs no I got this done before where is everybody well Mac it's very appropriate that you're here for a Christmas episode I think a lot of people associate you with the holiday because Christmas is your favorite holiday yeah that's why hmm well you may be wondering why our tree is covered with with ghosts and ghouls and spider webs uh it seems fairly normal is this how your tree normally looks oh yeah it's all year round yes I have a permit tree good job where Jevons so why actually is it covered in skulls well this year on Halloween October 31st we had a massive Blizzard in Milwaukee so it kind of felt like Christmas on Halloween so this year we decided to bring Halloween to Christmas and we're calling this a very scary Christmas well you probably had extra decorations too that's really probably why oh no we made rich go out and find all this stuff in December we're gonna watch a hat we're gonna watch a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie we're gonna watch very scary Christmas movies either Christmas horror films or just winter themed horror films Oh Santa Claus [Laughter] [Music] I'd like to point out that this movie is made by the co-creator of Night of the Living Dead the horror classic well it was spoiler alert but I'm from the co-creator of core classic kind of the Living God really they put that I hung I guess why wouldn't you open it with that yeah why not also you get a cell Santa Claus a seasonal tale of terror madness and murder that will chill you to the bone sexy b-movie scream Queen Raven Quinn will be having the happiest holidays this year her marriage is falling apart and Wayne a quiet next-door neighbor has developed a macabre obsession with her mercilessly butchering anyone who stands between Haman and the subject of his psychotic desire Santa Claus mercilessly butchy mercilessly mercilessly Simon birch II yes damn you mercilessly butchering anyone who stands between him and the object of his psychotic desire the red-suited maniac tracks Raven down to the set of her latest erotic horror movie leading to a shocking confrontation between Raven and this unstoppable monster that will have you shivering with fear god that was really hard to read so this is kind of like a less sexy version of the fanatic with John Travolta I tried to calm him down he said listen mister I'm just like anyone else I'm just a regular person like you and he wouldn't hear it he kept telling me over and over and over again I probably would stop a bullet for me does that mean you'd add me yeah that's news trying to say but you know he was just drunk on eating me [Music] [Laughter] [Music] producer Bruce friends wait no one's heard from him since he did that shoot with little Brittany it's like they both to say it be great if lay the tape broke yeah alright ooh let it be good this is a little heavier I think it's a VHS it's ice-t's starring Rob Van Winkle [Music] Merry Christmas but it does sour oncology oh it sounds like some sort of like medical oncologist yeah alright what he got what do we got here well this isn't a Christmas movie but it's it appears to be some sort of ski slasher ooh a downhill vacation becomes a nightmare of terror get off the hill before you get Iced well this is the back of the box I wish that was a no-good hot-blooded couples on a cold blooded weekend and they're dying to ski Jesus Christ what's going on in this bottom picture here it looks like she's got like an ice cream scoop it's like scooping out his heart or something Cory and Jeff are hot for Trina and itching for a fight they devised the ultimate duel a midnight race down perilous ski slopes but when Jeff careens off the mountain and is impaled on the rocks below his gruesome death shatters the circle of friends sounds like they weren't that close to begin yeah they're already bickering yeah every bickering over for over some lady hmm years go by in the nightmare fades then the members of the circle are mysteriously invited back to the same resort they're thrilled to be together it's like old times reckless skiing and untamed sex just like old times all that untamed sex with with our tiny circle of friends pass each other around mm-hmm but passion turns into panic I almost thought that said passion turns pathetic the peshan turns into panic when eerie reminders of the past surface and they discover someone spying on them stock Raisa distich hunter with a twisted mind only one of them will survive spoilers yeah sci-fi flick I was a teenager give these shots more depth put some bread right they hit the boom mic it comes in the top of the frame make sense on the table sir I'm taking a shower then crashing when's dinner so uh oh one more present we are stocking up goodness gracious thanks Santa I think I know it is moving well its I'd be very surprised if it wasn't Silent Night deadly night part two Ricky is being released from a mental hospital he takes with him the terrifying memory of his brother Billy's death and the memory of Mother Superior who brought about his brother's demise for Ricky starting a new life means avenging his brother's death who it sets him on a blind journey of a relentless revenge leading ultimately to Mother Superior and when he gets to her not even her faith will be enough to stop Ricky as he follows her in the family tradition of Christmas carnage God garbage let's see what's the time 88 minutes under that 90 minute clip although although half of that is recycled footage from the first yes I guess I've heard that before so it'll be good for our discussion cuz we don't have to talk about that all we have to talk about it's the new stuff yeah our discussion will be 5 minutes long we like yeah it sounds delightful like a treat garbage they should really be the title for best of the worst [Laughter] let's do it and I'm looking forward to this one yeah so this is me huh no no you are crazy your boy forgot that I thought Jesus Christ and don't call me Shirley [Music] now they couldn't even afford the actor that [Applause] [Music] hmmm that's a perfect farmhouse ale well hello everyone and welcome to best of the worst I'm Mike I'm rich I'm Jay hem today we watched three crazy scary movies on our very scary Christmas episode of estimates we read Marx that's straight Mark J that's right no one has ever used that expression so I said have a scary Christmas so we watched a bunch of Christmas themed horror films on this episode and oh hey aren't we missing somebody it's usually four people on the panel right yeah hmm sit [ __ ] intern again oh that's all right it's fine it's fine it's fine this time yeah don't let it happen again you got a mic off stop yelling yeah you spilled a little [ __ ] rookies where the [ __ ] did this guy come from Craigslist it's embarrassing I thought you got him from Fiverr mmm I got from for the sky I can hear you Oh bless you bless you I'm allergic to these films are you gentlemen ready to spin the straw into gold yeah I'm ready I'm what we'll still skin this [ __ ] I'm ready to spin some wheels goodness we're gonna talk about these good some tires in the snow it's like five feet it's not iced cause I'm biased Oh mustache guy oh yeah you know jokes like onions with so many layers oh my god we're already failing and they make me cry well we're gonna talk about all because it's Christmas it's snowing and it's midnight and and we watched some scary Christmas films we did well they're more boring than scary they were horrifying the scariest part was when we realized we had another movie to watch yeah oh we have two more left oh we have one more we still have to creep creepy boring and weird what we'll start with creepy and I could think of no one else other than rich yes yeah the weird sex pervert film why would you why would rip those all about means it's gotta be one of us Santa Claus do you not do you not do not abuse me enough in your day-to-day life you just call me John Russo alright this is a fine Christmas film about a pornography studio one of the actresses has a a creepy neighbor who's kind of obsessed with her and stalking her he just coincidentally lives next to her she's the the the most prominent b-movie actress in Akron Ohio Debbie Rowe called it say yeah I played by b-movie scream queen Debbie rashon who's been in 527 film call us back she's usually very good I've seen plenty of movies with her where she's good and she's sleeping her way through this boy howdy I guess I just got used to it more and more as time went on you know just got used to the business I enjoy being called scream queen now she's dead with completely vacant eyes yep you know I must have the weirdest resume in the whole world man they sure don't make them like this well this is the first film we learned that vicodin could act it's really good Vikings really good at acting yeah I think the drugs they slipped those little kids to make him pass out that's what Debbie rashon was taking well I got something in my purse survelliance but we did should mention that the movie is directed by John Russo co-creator of Night of the Living Dead the oh you never heard about the the guy you made that movie with knighted Living Dead he made it with this guy named George Romero you never heard of it yeah exactly who's he but you know John Bruce because when you think I deliver did you think of John Russo exactly two younger brothers direct some great Avengers that's true yeah channel 9 showbiz news and I'm talking with Bruce Brunswick publisher of girlie magazines and producer Oh what is commonly called T&A videos whether you realize it or not Diane there's a huge market for the stuff we're more movies ahead of its time news story right all right so our movie opens up with the local news station doing the report at support at the porno porno film yeah 4 by 5 foot blue wall report on such an event oh yeah it's topical maybe the Christmas porno get the news crew on something's going on in New York it's September 11th something's going on in New York we got a bigger story in Pittsburgh so we get that uncover this thing that's going on in New York everyone don't forget about that in a week they're filming a porno a softcore porno is it even considered porn when it's just someone just kind of dancing in one spot writhing in pain it's just like go-go day same basically it's just sleaze yeah one of the things I appreciate about this movie is that they more than once explained what pornography is that's yeah yeah just oh right for the layperson the girls have beautiful bodies and normal healthy guys enjoy looking at their they're approaching it from the perspective that the general audience has never seen a naked woman yes and why yeah why do I want to look at naked women oh the movie told me that it's new to the general public this new this new form of entertainment men will really enjoy it's a lady the little girls bomb who gets stabbed to death in night of Living Dead is in this film as grandma yeah Marilyn Eastman is in this film that very pleasant Greg yeah that awkward scene shot the living room that's like like three foot by three foot mm-hmm with all the dolls there's just dog is so creepy that's like John Russo's living room all couples argue and there's nothing wrong between us it can't be fixed especially if his loving mother and adoring sister would learn to butt out well that was an inappropriate use of a snap zoom everybody's mad at Debbie rashon for her porno career her her husband Joey Buttafuoco's he fled town to Akron her husband's a an erotic talk it's how honey that's a mess yes and he's off in a photo shoot which is just an excuse to [ __ ] other than my wife you're the first one since I've been married yeah I'm not gonna believe that either he's our hero by the way this man is cheating on his wife who's at home with two kids this is our hero he's abandoned his children to have sex with someone in Akron Ohio rich tell us all about Wayne Wayne we meet Wayne what was this shrine like accurate compared to like the weird ones you have looks a lot like the shrine you have for me in your house it doesn't it doesn't have the the creepy real towel bust of me okay yes you're making I saw you making one paper mache there's didn't have arms or a bottom mine does that's the creepy thing about the doll in this movie it doesn't have arms but it's not like it's just a bust that doesn't have arms it's like the arms were ripped off shatters they're jagged edges yeah it's like it was a mannequin at a store or something and he got it at a discount sale and not to be confused with the mannequin that's in the dressing room at the porno this is the studio that looks like a person person it might be oh she's pretending to be a dummy wait what that's a river Shawn she's gonna stab her know that wall looks to bear we need a prop Samantha's like like she was gonna be the killer and at some point it looks very realistic but it's low quality video yeah so you know in what shop and film we should point out about it yeah was it though was it I mean it was have a shot on film a shot on film shot on filthy Phil there's hairs in the gate throughout the whole thing let's John Russo's pubes [ __ ] disgusting allegedly allegedly out there's like 40 minutes of Wayne worshipping that real go over another in case we didn't get that he's creepy and obsessed by the way wait is creepy and obsessed yeah did you get it yet and then he wants her to spend more time with him so then so he decided to start killing like the director of her movie and everyone robbed the movie no no house it was that his motive how does he kill we're getting evicted okay he uses a [ __ ] was a gardening tool dollar store gardening like a gardening for this is the titular Santa Claus Santa Claus I think I'm like a Freddy glove kind of it's just a Darby to things aren't even super sharp oh look there on the plastic chair man [Music] oh this is so pathetic Wow Wow he may as well be using a spork yeah garden weasel was born to me true nothing spins there's all sorts of sharp edges on [Music] thank God we learn how he got his Santa suit and the better scene in the film yes that's the that's uh yellow we see ya in Silent Night deadly night - and this film we see where they got their Santa suit done much more effectively in Silent Night deadly night - in this film he goes to a costume store and he buys it we watch it in excruciating detail goes to a Salvation Army guy on the corner oh and he asked and he asked him where did you get your suit why don't you just beat up that guy in stealing fun good what you should Santa Claus yeah yeah kill the guys they're like that's just ready to see where he exchanges money it's like the setup there is obvious right like a like a two-year-old but know how to handle that scene right you [ __ ] killed you killed Santa you take a suit rich are you questioning the creative decisions of the man who co-created Night of the Living Dead he's the one that they can get the copyright isn't the same man who gives her killer a mask that hides his identity only firm to reveal himself the very first senior piercing yeah that's the other weird thing it's it's never a mystery but why is he wearing an old black mask that's that's a mystery set up ya know exactly because it's like okay even if there's not a twist at the end you're setting up the fact that like oh like we'd be sitting there the whole going oh it really could be Harry's are here exactly no no not Swain no he's creepy he's halfway through his murder he takes off his mask finishes the murder and then they do that thing with a silhouette where's Hobie a mask on it's like oh that's that's mysterious I wonder who the killer I wanted to be the [ __ ] killer might have a crazy theory but I think this movie was made so the director could film naked lady I'm not sure but well it shows it shows the level of their creativity when it's like yeah the title of Santa Claus what are claw oh here's a gardening tool just use that that's kind of like claws and then they're like oh it's a b-movie we gotta have boobs in it how do we get boobs in the movie they're just naked ladies there and that's that's as far as it went oh there's a guy that's obsessed with her how does he get access to her so easily I just lives next door maybe since the kids and drugs and leaves to kill people that aren't related to her at all they just also happen to work on the porno see this feels like the setup for a porno yeah that in fight scene is the most amazing in fight scene I've ever seen in my entire life oh that stare sequence the guy he's got a gardening tool sort of sharp [Music] the most pathetic slasher that's another connection to Silent Night deadly night - right people falling downstairs people falling those stairs and it's the exact same framing exactly Exorcist same movie [Music] why don't you decide to start dressing like Santa Claus exactly that's the title of the film no reason koosy ask the Salvation Army guy we're to buy a costume is just a spur-of-the-moment idea and we watched every step of the purchase everything you know we have to see all the details of how he becomes what he becomes a man begins to make any [ __ ] sense yeah if it wasn't for that scene I would have so many questions about this film mm-hmm this movie sucks balls up honestly yes it was Engel balls I mean you were suffering the most its bottom of the barrel and in terms of like ideas it's the bare minimum it sucked all the air out of the room and mm-hmm what little air was left in the room was sucked out by ice we were in a total vacuum that would even go through them I love you so who wants talking about ice ice ice ice baby it's an anagram for dice that's fun to roll we're keeping that in so ice about a group of friends and like it starts with a young group of friends and they aren't ski resorts kind of thing at nights and I don't know a bit and when it's flares good guy is talking to a lady and a bad guy comes in and says I you know I that's my lady no you back off she's with me his good guy good guys the one who's like perpetually drunk through the whole movie right he was born without a liver doesn't want to discuss this any further right now 250 grand price today they got in this thing shouldn't make it too hard to resist they have a ski off [Music] perfect I guess good guy wins yeah and also then we end up going back to look the the cabin and a lot kind of stuff it's a it's a party it's a it's a raucous party with like backwards hat guy I know that guy's got the way he's gonna let you know he's the comic relief yeah he's Jughead listen feels like you're watching that's not a fantasy the tribe not the best director of photography you know everybody's drunk and I'm talking about the filmmakers yes it's a crazy 80s party yes yeah it is I think this was made in the 90s I know but really sad but it's still crazy whoa bring up a little booze that's true yeah this is a very I think it was mainly IDs but it's a very 80s movie there's so many so many scenes of coke and the spills everywhere somebody's in the coke - yeah there was 97 coke yes there was pee gonna go another bump we get a very intense confrontation bad guy goes into a good guy in girls room and that's where we get the famous line well no and then he drunkenly goes into his room and he grabs one of his what is it gold yes he pulls but then when he goes outside he has both of them that's kind of new here just-just what's fine then he bumps into people for no reason--watch yeah everybody's just drunk his whole film to walk anybody but the important part about storming into the room is is the lady the love triangle yeah he said you came with me you know why you're with him with anybody I don't like yeah yeah and then she came with him yes oh well she did yeah they had some some sexual intercourse yeah honestly that sex scene is probably the most graphic one everything that we saw like I mean just listen there's some man butts in this this man but doesn't you see you see a dong or two but not like a full dong you see a helmet or two is when you see like a third of a ball you'd almost mistake this for a David Dakota movie I know there the director had a fan of fancy for male bucks I guess because remember the guy who was the coke addict who looks like Jude Law he he for no reason has a shower in he's nude yeah he's doing cold he's doing coke in the bathroom completely naked within the but but it turns out to be a dream a nightmare dream / there's a number of weird we don't know if they're psychic visions of yes yeah what was it half a dream or half not like was he doing coke in the bathroom and then like you know would just sleep and then he dreamt about him he's dead body in the bed which doesn't pay off later but it's like he's fantasizing about making out with the woman in the tub while he's making out with her on the bed yeah and it's really weird boy I'd rather be doing this in the top yeah they were making out in the bed they were making out in the middle of the room by the fireplace standing around watching yeah oh yeah yeah it's cuz everybody's drunk nobody cares [Music] Oh Oh No it did say I pay a lot of rock so so the bad guy decides drunkenly ski goes down the mountain aw it's tough and then boom four years later all of the friends from the beginning of the movie they're invited four years later one of them gets run over by a truck immediately a bulldozer bulldozer within like a couple of minutes he comes feet and he can't get up he comes to the previous school of running away from boom he disintegrates there's mustache man he's gone honestly when I say he just integrates I make it sound a lot more interesting and it really is yes run over so hard he turns into his own pants pants and ketchup pretty much just a bunch of ketchup packets in his pants he's actually alive he just ran away the cutscene he's the killer in a stew oh yeah The Reckoning resurrection is it iced tea oh oh mmm he wants revenge against the real estate agents family because his nuts got frostbitten office he had to run away without his pants he lost his valuable collection of ketchup packets but most importantly I lost my ketchup he had one from every fast-food chain I kept him in his cargo pants some of those dated back to the 1950s yeah here's the very first McDonald's ketchup packet and it's a worth Roy crock gave it to him yourself yeah and I got splattered on that snowy ground to that one fateful day we're [ __ ] desperate but when those pants weren't cheap none of the characters were identifiable except we got old mustache guy yeah first I think he's gone Oh [ __ ] people are the one the the the girl though the one that the one guy fantasizes about having sex with lots of the hair she has the big hair fingernails her fingernails are so long like it's scarier than the Claus and Santa Claus she was she was Santa Claus yes but she's waiting for her boyfriend to come who's the real estate guy no no I think your boy was mustache guy oh okay but either way she was waiting for her boyfriend to come and I guess she got tired of waiting and just made out with that other guy real estate yeah yeah yeah coke fiend gave her [ __ ] about cheating on mustache man with real estate guy before he decided to try and rape her yeah yeah yeah you're right he tries to rape her and then they cut away like to like something for like two seconds and then he just a just sitting on his lazy boy like this and she's just it's like okay so we're not gonna dress this and then everybody dies in the last 10 minutes [Music] well should we just talk about the deaths does it matter when you talk about the desk like there's the hot tub death hot tub death electrocution probably the highlight is the the bear trap what except in a bear trap you bleed out of your coat the only explanation is the force of the bear trap squeeze the blood yeah up through his body like a like a tuba toothpastes Oh gross this is very important to us a lot I'm sure there's a tiny bear trap in that it's filled with razors Oh somebody's up that out for him yeah poison Oh nope just stabbed in the shoulder was exciting I knew I should have eaten that pie they literally lured him there with a delicious looks good and is there is there a twist no yeah exactly yeah wewe speculated it was the blonde haired lady which would have been good don't yeah she's the center of the love triangle she felt bad that the crazy guy was like jealous and he was so jealous he went angry drunk skiing and died as the result of it and she's mad and then you sure went crazy and then well we see multiple scenes of her like lifting weight yeah and the red herrings and so I was like oh she's yeah a strength to kill all these people then they have the one girl cutting carrots with her knife and she's like oh yeah the way she cuts those carrots the cutting board is where you put the stuff that's been cut oh yeah it's more the cutting yeah why would she make that choice to do that yeah is she an idiot could she'd be that stupid or did somebody think it just looked better for her to use her hands well as it turns out she's also the editor for the film [Music] how'd he die the killer I forgot on the killer dog well he doesn't real estate guy happened to be there on the night when guy who were all blue he was the brother I think it was yes one guy one angry drunk skiing and fell and hit a rock and died yes his real estate guy went to try to help him and fell down and injured himself so badly he had to get his leg amputated yes which caused him to not be a world champion skier or world-class businessman and that's that's a woman's ball and that's the lady's fault that woman's yeah random people had to die this the real estate guy who's been running a real estate business just fine decided four years later not five four not three by seven not 2 not 12 what four was the year that he was gonna seek his revenge yeah yeah because his peg leg or his fake leg he was mad yeah that was the year and also that was undoing at the end [Applause] Jhin do any cocaine she just had no one to ill intent juice they would have fun well you can up here [ __ ] guys are crazy with their fake legs they're hallucinations this poor women just want to have fun on this [Laughter] [Music] when she ran outside without pants she should have found mustache guy's pants oh thank god those ketchup he pants this is in 1952 McDonald's and that's worth something oh and also we got to cut five years forward after that we're in the span of five years she gave birth to eight year old and yet so they building a snowman and it Sue's me so there's something in it it's a very large the Lord sue man the way it's sloped so strangely large snowman must as if a dude was gonna pop out of it stab her in the face but that wouldn't make any sense no it sure wouldn't [Music] they didn't even do it effectively though like you think it like you mention carry the hand and it's like there's that musical sting or Friday the 13th Jason jumps out there's a musical thing but here it was like so he just kind of a dude abou Shema names freeze-frame and also it's bad quality and then they zoom in on a frame so it just it's pixelated to begin with that was their art don't you put down also they have two children and they bring them back to the same ski resort murders and you want to explain that away they went to a different ski resort and I guess the killer just found them there a desolated in a snowman I'm assuming they built that snowman how did he get in there maybe the Snowman was built before they showed up they got there how long was he [ __ ] waiting in that thing that's awfully big snowman yeah yeah that's vicious you know I'm gonna go with this whole movie was just a dream [Music] oh I was leaving I was away on you yeah everybody did one but J because J you know a lot about garbage day sound like deadly night parts 1 & 2 silent yeah part 2 is basically part 1 recapping recapping part 1 we spoiled it you're doing my job that's all about Silent Night deadly night part 2 well Silent Night deadly night part 2 picks up after the events of Silent Night deadly night part 1 and if you haven't seen that film don't worry don't worry about it we timed it we looked at the counter the first 40 minutes are a recap of Silent Night deadly night part 1 it's almost literally the first half of the movie yes almost exactly the the killer in the first movie is Billy Ricky is his younger brother who was in the first film but now he's the main character we've had more actors playing the same character than the Terminator franchise yeah John Carter ain't got nothing on Ricky hmm Ricky who did it Santa Claus there's there's baby Ricky yes who remembers everything that happens to his parents when he was a faith Ricky remembers everything that that bill een does I don't know what made him stop actually I do know what made him stop yeah yeah that's the thing is the first 40 minutes or flashbacks to Pat out the movie and it's yeah it's it's some of the dis flashbacks the things that neither Ricky nor Billy were present for yes but he's he's recalling these events they're extrapolating some of them well sure it could just be from Ricky's point of views what we do see later in the movie he goes to the movie theater and watches the first film that's a trip was about it's great it's about this guy who dresses up like Santa Claus and kills people what maybe right oh the the the first film was it wasn't reality it was the TV movie of the week recreation so the movie we're watching is a movie within this man we never saw the real event yes unreliable narrator kind of like thing this looks like he's remembering it was real for it but he did watch the movie adaptation of his long ago okay yes so he's unreliable yeah exactly so again what he's telling the therapist is not necessarily what's true it's kind of what he it's whatever in the film or what he's spinning or what he saw in the film we've solved it alright we've cracked the case that's pretty brilliant great episode guys yeah so there are 15 Ricky's and and two of them are adults there's two kid Ricky's because there's an original kid Ricky from 71 yeah well there's the baby and then there's there's baby there's I'm calling a kid sure the first kid when they're at the home with the nuns yes and then there's kid with the adopted parents yes oh yeah yeah yeah the kid with the adoptive parents that's terrified to the nuns yes look what is it sweetheart [Music] what is wrong [Music] the movie there is the result of because the original movie came out and it was controversial and thanks to mothers in Milwaukee it got pulled from theaters oh yeah vaguely very vaguely yeah really yeah everyone was upset about the advertising because he had the g-men pulled this MIM mothers in Milwaukee that's the secret of all the advertising for it was the the Santa arm coming out of a chimney with a yeah with a hatchet I've seen that in the paper like yeah and so mothers were like one this is terrifying her children and two this is ruining the sanctity of Christmas so there was lots of protests on the movie got pulled from theaters after like a week or two Oh Mickey Rooney did it was very vocal about this film and his for this movie and then he ended up starring in Silent Night deadly night 5 because he needed cash negative publicity profit money but so the idea was the studio was like okay our movie got pulled immediately we want to make some more money off this let's rerelease it will re-edit it and re-release it but let's add a framing device to it oh so the sequel is that so the sequel the original idea was yeah a little bit of the beginning a little bit at the end and then the rest of the movie would be a flashback is a recut version of the first movie but then they shot a little too much footage and so then yeah the the second half of this movie is the new footage that makes some sense that's an interesting a bit of a history Jay because I just assumed that this was a cheapskate remake where they just said well take footage from the first one that crazy Ethel - yes oh yeah Hal together something we don't the shoe shades of grey' season 2 it's Jacob say it's an example of them being overly ambitious if the idea was just to have you know a an opener and an Ender and then the first movie in between they shot so much that half of this movie is a new movie Jay thinks 50% of a movie is Oh in the case of this movie yes I do because once we get to the new stuff it's it's it's magic what does this have to do with anything [Music] what's his name it's Eric Freeman Derek Freeman [ __ ] masterful master master Pam enthralling he is so intense and he is so committed yes he's 100% behind what he is doing which is appropriate because he's playing somebody who was committed but then we so we get through the flashbacks to the first movie and then we go into more new flashbacks where he's a teenager he comes across this this elderly couple and there are actually 22 in the film but you know Alison yeah and the elderly man was was getting really abusive with the woman which gives him flashbacks to when he was a baby and he remembers his mother when this guy is talking like a shit-kicking cowboy [Laughter] [Music] riki steals his Jeep which is red and that oh yeah that's improved that see that is triggering it's so important it has an exclamation point at the end of it this is a horror movie you expect for heard of the free guy and we mowed down herself but instead thank you it tied into a bigger overall theme with the film because look this guy this it's a beautiful day they're having a lovely picnic and then this guy just gets super rapey any rips our shirt open he's again yeah and then we tie into the plot of the abusive nun yeah Mother Superior who says you know yeah I gotta beat you and and certainly naughty naughty we don't really have a clear villain because he's killing like bad people and he says first it's a Dexter yeah so we don't know at the end it's it's him versus Mother Superior comes to kill her at the nunnery but yeah Mother Superior is played by different actress so they make her face her face cancer yeah and it's never commented on well the movie at this point once we get past the first movie it is just kind of scene after scene of Ricky encountering an [ __ ] and silliness so we don't know who our villainous he's not like a typical movie villain where he's so crazy I'm yeah well the first movie is yeah he just kills people that he thinks are be not even if they're not I guess Linnea Quigley is just fooling around other boyfriends one of my favorite parts you were talking about it when we watched in the movie was when he gets ahold of the cops gun or his rampage well that's a no that's the centerpiece of the film so we start with him exploding this guy with the ship yeah what did Chip do now he was kind of a jerk he's a jerk and this is this is Ricky's motivation to blow his eyeballs out well that's fine Ricky is [ __ ] psychotic yeah well yeah fine yeah this is me loosen at that point he's no longer like the good guy who only kills bad people he just started oh yeah [ __ ] every kills chip he kills his girlfriend the cop Bernie fight show is so much fun come on Barney fight I've been drinking that's why his hands crooked so they could do the thing on his forehead and you would see it [Music] they'd never tilted up hey what's going on oh my god he gets shut down wasn't he taking out the trash it was holding up a tree that's the next guy that's the famous scene yeah make sure we all cut that it's a really bad day and Sherman Oaks it's garbage it's that famous that's garbage it's guys it's right here this was like like a mean before means were a thing the whole garbage day thing is if if anybody knows this movie it's for garbage day you know um but yeah the music swells it's all of a sudden like really epic as he's walking around this little suburban neighborhood just laughs they kind of turn it into a hero or like somebody you're rooting for it's like falling dull and you're rooting for Kirk Douglas exactly yeah yeah Michael Douglas not Kirk is still alive he'll be in the remake falling down falling down to Kirk Douglas by the way we have to point out it's still a lot oh okay I was sad to say that for so long [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] okay drag the seats are filled with gasoline yes that's the part that explodes up the seats we have the most death-defying stunts ever committed to film oh wow I mean that looks like an accident like it looks like it wasn't supposed to get back it's a stunt I need an accident at the same time yeah I mean the whole movie is an accident but that particular moment like the road warrior yeah oh yeah yeah well the guy goes spinning yeah he's very casual though like they were able to use it the movie because he just kind of like OOP yep and no he didn't run away someone else gets killed yes and not from garbage day yeah he's right there oh yeah and so no stunt gone wrong and that John Landis film the Blues Brothers where where the car what is so funny you know there's a lot of stunts it's your tongue so you say I just I just don't see what's so funny looked pretty dangerous Mike he thought you were talking about that stunt from the Blues Brothers 2000 oh I get the confucian [Music] [Music] and this is we're still in flashback this is how we learn how we got into the prison that you're preventing since the beginning of the film 90% of this movie is flashbacks yeah it's only about half of that or more than half of that yeah there's flashbacks it escapes the prison by choking the FBI or the psychologist psychiatrist whatever it is and then he leaves and we hear off-camera all right the prisoner then what happens after that I just also I love like it's so cheap because he's escaping the prison we've got a problem sister he walked out of here six hours ago it's Christmas Eve well as we realized while watching the movie it feels like they shot us like in like five or six days which is where we get the scenes similar to Santa Claus where he gets the Santa Claus costume compared that to Santa Claus where it's like we watch them go in and buy the things I love how this Santa Claus made this look like cinema yeah take it from no no we need to see him go to the thrift shop look they didn't even have to film the scene got off camera yeah audio told it visually mmm you know they figured out a way to do it creative yeah we don't have to hire an actor we don't have to find some a fight scene silent I definitely was bad but it does feel like we did the best we could with the three days we had it's a little cinema you're gonna get a Santa Claus costume and you establish a Santa Claus guy who works for the Red Cross but see there's Elvis costume they don't even tell but it works better than that yeah yeah it's like like like Arnold and Terminator 1 or 2 give me your clothes your clothes you know he doesn't know what thrift store you talk to that yeah tell me where you've got your store and I will buy those clothes bill paxton tell me will you borrow $5 I need money which thrift store did you get the similar jacket and sunglasses like that yes we don't have movie movie language stealing murdering and still got it got it one shot [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] so then we get what we've always wanted to see Santa Claus versus a woman in a wheelchair hundred year old woman she did great she did member than anyone else in the movie she needed to use the power of Jesus with like electrical bolts and like magic now would've been great because she had supernatural powers as a nun like and he's like the garbage kid yeah like the Christ Bolt she has powers as a none other than just being crippled and deform oh my god [Music] wait how'd she get her wheelchair back she has another one downstairs why does she live upstairs I want her to see her head like a button that's for the secret wheelchair to pop was the future she needs like a hover chance lying around him crucifix missiles it's got like a ruler that waves around [Laughter] that's a reference of the John Landis to remember that tragedy [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] so what's the best of the worst well as the person in charge tonight's we watch three extremely terrible films but we must pick a best of the worst Jay oh no contest in Silent Night deadly night part two legitimately entertaining I mean you do have to sit through half of the original film but all the new stuff is great we didn't even mention the umbrella kill rich I'm going to echo Jay sentiments it is a master class performance of a crazy man it's interesting interesting I just need to quickly quickly look at the name of this one okay by far by far are you kidding me like it's it's it's fantastic Eric Freeman is fantastic in it you don't have to see the first one but no what's with that go ahead I know I think I know my pick for best of the worst this is Santa Claus antics have become predictable no I'm not being a contrarian she wants luxuries yeah my reason is I've seen book Silent Night deadly night part 1 but you hadn't seen Silent Night WI but it was a most of the movie was Silent Night deadly night part 1 and guy talking to guy interviewing him in Asylum room or a hospital or a boring until it wasn't that any more boring think I've never seen a movie quite like that before no you know you're right Mike I've never seen him be quite like that before I'm gonna change my vote I'm going with Santa Claus all right you know what I've never seen a movie like ice before it was bored out of my mind so that's my pick for best of the water nicely the ending of iced comfortably tickle mine my pink - nice choice my think is ice because I've never seen a movie like I just said I really like breasts how do you know what you like breasts you like this was explained to you in the movie explained to me in the movie it's education you didn't know pornographers before you learned so much you make a very good point I changed my vote Santa Claus right Santa Claus is the worst thing we watch tonight is now in the water and now the most entertaining one with the great lead performance and many many many fun easy and the and it's on blu-ray - what a terrible format now the cheapest movie we saw so I think we're all in agreement we're gonna destroy the worst Christmas ever [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: RedLetterMedia

Views: 1,781,273

Rating: 4.9291048 out of 5

Keywords: redlettermedia, red letter media, red, letter, media, plinkett, half in the bag, mike stoklasa, jay bauman, rich evans, macaulay culkin, christmas, santa claws, iced, silent night, garbage day

Id: ScgaYFvuBFM

Length: 67min 4sec (4024 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 15 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Zoffi]

Merry Garbage Day everyone

[u/TheSeaDevil]

Sunday service is here with Father Evans presiding.

[u/flight-by-flatulence]

Did Rich have a beer at the beginning of the discussion? Is that a first?

[u/MountainCloudBoy]

I have to say I'm really glad Jay and Rich finally had enough and pulled the rug out from under Mike's contrarian choices. I fully agree that it's becoming stale and simply unsurprising. It was about time Sly Susan and Big Richard Evans rose to the occasion put an end to Miserable Mike's dastardly schemes!

[u/EersteDivisie]

Rich, I liked your 'committed' joke, don't listen to those bullies.

[u/MissHunbun]

The first time Mike picked the worst movie for best of the worst was hilarious. Vampite Assassin. Now I literally listen to see what he thinks is the worst assuming that he's going to pick it at the end.

I was glad to see Jay and Rich give him shit for that.

[u/rthunderbird1997]

Is it just me that thinks the plot of 'Iced' seems suspiciously similar to that of 'Until Dawn'?

[u/LouFerrignosGhost]

“Wouldn’t it be great if...”

“The tape broke?” -Rich as they are discussing a DVD copy of Santa Claws.

The end bit where everyone gangs up on Mike was super cathartic and well worth Mike doing a running gag for 2 years.

[u/NorrisOBE]

It's great that they got Peter Billingsley back for a Re:View of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas