Best of the Worst: Christmas 2020

[Music] oh my it's that magical time of year again christmas and this looks like we're filming the christmas best of the worst episode where we watch three christmas themed feature-length films i'm so excited you know it's been such a terrible year for so many people at least we have this to look forward to merry christmas mike why it's my very oldest and dearest friend rich evans that's right mike you know we've been doing this show together for a lot of years now and you know together we've had so many memories and so many times and oh yes yes and you know mike through it all you've always been there and and on this special holiday episode you know i just wanted to show you exactly how much you mean to me oh rich thank you so much does this mean i get to open up the very first feature length christmas themed movie that we're gonna watch today take it away buddy oh boy oh boy this is gonna be the best christmas ever damn straight it is what no nothing go ahead open the tape when you said damn straight it is like under your breath because it's such a good holiday it sounded sinister in nature no no no i can't wait to see what movie we're gonna watch i'm in the christmas spirit you know huh it's just a regular old vhs tape there's no box there's no labeling on it there's nothing on the side it's just a regular black spine oh they're all black spines but what about merry christmas [ __ ] no no no suck it it's elves creep creepy boring and weird why did that happen what are you a goddamn nazi or something is that out yours [Music] one two three santa was really taking a big risk because she could have fell back with that chainsaw right in your face [Music] [Applause] nothing happens we somehow managed to talk about this thing for four hours despite the fact that nothing happens are you done merry christmas to me indeed [Music] no no other people are star [ __ ] they want to sit next to me so we watched a whole bunch of other shitty tapes today and we didn't see i've been studying because if i took control i got to pass off the first couple videos oh yeah how do we do it when there's this minute there's too many i think it's just the one we unwrapped hey there's eight and there's four of us we can all do the math that's two each so you can't get out of it yeah yeah i guess it should be whichever one we unwrapped we talk about yes does that make sense sure that makes sense okay yeah i guess so yeah it does all right makes sense well the first tape is uh it ain't worth it it ain't worth it it ain't worth it what is it mike it is uh sexual intercourse what is it mike it is a clown named pennywise who appears in the bunny dreams it's somewhere in the background he's drooling [Laughter] over all those delicious children to eat um you like sex is it worth this thing we all float out here uh it ain't worth it is narrated by a nba basketball player uh whose name eludes me at this moment ac green ac green back when i wasn't paying attention to sports so i don't know who that is but i do know who barry sanders is who played for the detroit lions who appears in this video holding a basketball wearing a basketball jersey it's all ahead which momentarily caused my brain to melt hi i'm barry sanders of the detroit lions i want to give you a serious mountain playing in basketball otherwise how are you going to run when i'm on youtube would guess he was a basketball player if he wasn't holding the basket he's not he's a football player oh was he yeah yeah oh i missed that he was like one of the best bags if not the best running game just wrecked my brain he's like i'm barry sanders and i'm like he's like from the detroit lions and i'm like i'm like i know barry sanders he's a footballer that's because whoever made this just thought they were having basketball players so when he showed up in the set those are the basketball props are the only problems but it did help in the end with the slamming video there was a slamming uh rap video at the end man i'm through i'm down with the honeys what the [ __ ] you're in the middle of the game it's never happened before it's unprecedented this is the longest opening [ __ ] video ever nothing but a [Music] joke oh that's the basketball player rapping this was a whole front just to kick-start his rap career [Music] i'll bury it but any self-respecting rapper isn't going to take him seriously now he's rapping about abstinence the point of this is uh we were trying to figure it out while you're watching it is it abstinence for jesus or abstinence for the sake of not getting stds and unwanted teenage pregnancies the there was the meter wait wait she just she just like like condoms don't do anything the meters hit going towards jesus sure that could surprise some people that that abortion is legal throughout the whole nine months of pregnancy jesus jesus jesus jesus that was going towards jesus or abstinence for you know stds and and unwanted pregnancies i think it was the the latter the unwanted pregnancies we didn't really finish the tape so we're not 100 sure no we did finish it we started talking over because it was the same thing over and over it was a lot of phony statistics there's lots of numbers thrown around and all of them were incorrect it's supposed to feel real good you know but there are some serious strings attached now if you did it you have a 50 50 chance of getting sick and i mean real sick 50 50. you called her a headache here no if you did it a statement not supported by science 50 everything was fifty percent and did you know the odds of teenagers getting a disease like herpes syphilis gonorrhea chlamydia and worst of all hiv and aids is around fifty percent and on top of all of this i don't believe that's love she said it twice if you have sex there's a fifty percent chance you'll get pregnant it was a fifty percent chance for something chance you're gonna get something bad yeah also a two-third percent chance you'll get something bad yeah first off sex is not a cool status just because it's not in your like checked off column doesn't make you any less cool yeah it's obvious i mean they are very well you see lots of dweebs saying i don't want to have sex anyway you want to end up with aids five years down the line you're 22 years old and you're dying of age you got sores and blisters all over your body you're in the bed you're having people change you every day you can't even move i think i i'd rather have fun just wait until i get married don't fool yourself yeah they're not come on uh well okay the big question is i think the video i don't know who made it who made it let's see the subject is sex that's right here we go the s word s-e-x this is absolutely a christian thing this is dave robinson the san antonio spurs before you make a mistake wait and think no i don't think it is hi i'm barry sanders of the detroit lions i want to give you a serious message about safe sex yeah i'll tell you i'll tell you why okay go ahead if you're a christian and you want to spread the message to schools public schools about abstinence you can't put a video in public schools that says jesus says you can't have sex jesus jesus jesus so you just leave jesus out of it and just say don't have sex because i had drugs or anything because that is the point of this video is not be responsible the point of this video is don't have sex ever under any circumstances yeah if this were a video that we're just concerned about children uh teenagers getting stds then they would say here's how you properly use a condom not condoms never work you can't use that just don't have sex well 50 of the time they don't yeah 50 of the time you have a 50 50 chance of getting sick with with what we're talking about pregnancies right unwanted pregnancies adults using condoms yes [ __ ] up 10 to 15 of the time right condoms fail to prevent pregnancy approximately 15 per year among adults like uh the condom fell off or it broke or whatever con adults are are incompetent when you go to teenagers or adolescents double that number they're they're doubly as incompetent as far as the condom fell off or broke goes up to 36 percent the 50 50 odds were when you have sex that's all they said when you have sex you are 50 you have a 50 50 chance of getting aids gonorrhea syphilis or chlamydia now they didn't say any other details with that 50 50 odds how many sexual partners you have in one evening uh how whether or not you have protection or not you know it's just if you have one sexual partner a year 50 50 odds of getting gonorrhea probably not 45 sexual partners an evening they're still 50 50 odds they didn't explain it they just said 50 they just threw out numbers to scare you flip it in the air heads you don't catch a disease or get pregnant tails you do just to scare you and then the girl brought out a quarter and said watch me flip this quarter is it heads or tails tails you got gonorrhea heads you got gonorrhea for simplicity's sake she should have brought out a 50 cent piece because 25 i think 25 you know yeah if you get the jfk site up you've got all the stds [Laughter] hi i'm daryl green of the washington redskins hey y'all let me tell you the real truth about abstinence all right one down nobody has anything else to say about that safe right no no absolutely not other than slamming and they should have said knock in boots more it was like they should they didn't say nothing about it i guess that's the one thing to point out that the video aesthetically is the most 90s knock the boots it was filmed the week before knocking the boots ooh boy it's like this would have been great a week ago although that's a very pro-sexual song true but it's like that but it's freezing it's just to make sure that everybody on the hip know that sex ain't that great you got to be down low with the kids yeah yeah you don't want to reference a song that that glorifies sex end up not gonna wait wait wait just wait until you're married just don't have sex ever until you're married until you're married and you want to have children it's the only time you should ever have sex ever they needed to play sex is miserable by johnny cash i went up like a classic this song is a very personal thing i suppose you might say but it's the way i feel about a lot of things [Laughter] it's miserable time it's a b-side right and then they're just cuts of like the hip-hop teens and they're just who's this old man singing the song the new hot single i had sex and it wasn't that good they should interview teens who've just had tons and tons of casual sex without consequences you're saying let's see that's i wore a condom that's a companion video it was worth it it's over there look at me i'm doing fine memories to last a lifetime oh y'all having sex right now and it feels great y'all are suckers santa what's the next tape yeah okay somebody has to hand it it's all the way over there oh second chance versus magnum force yeah i need who often is rich bridge dude yeah yeah yeah no this is this is this is my my my presence this is the creme de la creme this is yeah we peaked early tonight anyway we'll crank off a little bit of the m60 here this is my present to myself this is your presence my god our second tape was second chance versus magnum force which oh god this was magical it was just a magical moment in history richard richard davis is a man rich davis rich davis who was it was roger ebert in disguise [Laughter] twinge of john candy and rick moran visually john candy meets eric mirandas purpose of what i'm trying to illustrate to you here today uh is uh to show you uh to show you yeah his voice i think you figure it out like halfway through the tape identical to roger ebert but the car the tire does not explode like you see in uh it kind of sounds like roger ebert traditionally held in the movies you know yeah uh 56 pounds of beef that corresponds to i don't know what five or six year old kid i'm gonna love hearing these voices side by side i hate it hated hated this movie that's a statement i made many times while leaving the screening room and now here for a bullet to have enough energy to physically knock a human being backwards ourselves my intelligence and my patience and you can't get away from it oh yeah i know you're gonna do that of course so so second chance versus magnum force is an amazing amazing tape made by this man called richard davis and this tape it's basically a a gun bulletproof vest video he's selling his products but he didn't think that was enough to make the video entertaining so he interspersed it with uh dramatic recreations oh my god not uncle phil and hilarious comedy skits it's it's a gun enthusiast variety show yeah it's almost like for goodness sake we've got we've got uh uh real life testimonials uh we've got comedy skits uh and we've got a lot of just gun porn yeah yeah a little bit of gun porn the guy the guy real quick the guy invented the kevlar vest 1975 he shot himself in the chest with a gun to show how in fact effective his his kevlar vest was and this isn't in the video this is not the video he does shoot himself in the video he developed it because when he was a pizza boy he got mugged and he blew the [ __ ] who mugged him away with his [ __ ] magnum and he thought well gee wouldn't it be nice if i had a bulletproof vest yes but we're also speculating that since he was a us marine perhaps he had served in a war maybe vietnam and saw many of his friends and and you know comrades die and he said gee i wish my comrade would have had a kevlar vest on who got shot and or stabbed by a bayonet by the those filthy viet cong and then he said i'm gonna go in in between delivering pizzas i'm going to invent the kevlar best and he did and to prove that it worked this man [ __ ] shot himself yeah oh boy oh boy oh my god oh my god oh easy as pie guys he'd love to debunk like movie style car explosions which had to get into a bunch of [ __ ] with the bulletproof vest we're going to try to do now is dispel some misconceptions people have about what handgun boats and even shotguns for that matter will do it to a running automobile yeah that's how the video starts is him shooting a car until the interior catches on fire which i don't think that's realistic either but it happens no it's re it's real interesting it must be real because it happened in the video i think he i think he has a weird heart on for guns and that's okay that's that's a pretty good assumption that opening though was amazing because he has his grandmother's cadillac out there and he's like we didn't even know what the video was about at this point it just cuts to it just starts with him shooting a car it starts with like random skits of like judges letting prisoners on the streets everybody should just do anything wrong just let him out on the street he hasn't raped anybody in five years this inmate hasn't committed any armed robberies rapes or murders in the last five years yeah that's because we've had his rotten ass locked up for the last five years yeah he's perfectly cool well i don't know about that uh but the prison is overcrowded and we've got 10 win mates coming in tomorrow he has like a handful of machine guns and he's like ah and then he moves up to like the 50 caliber like he's like uh well if you have a bulletproof vest on this isn't gonna help but i might as well shoot up my grandmother's catalog well he's like if you happen to run into a thug or a terrorist like what are you gonna be walking around he's basically saying you can walk around with a gun like that but your aim is going to be terrible a weapon we hope you will never have to face as a law enforcement officer is a belt-fed machine gun if you ever should have to run into a big time terrorist drug smuggler whatever with one of these there's uh not too much you can do except kill them yeah but here it is on a on a tripod just for fun let's get on this car shoot this car up and you see the tracer bullets like and he's like just nailing this car with six caliber bullets and i was like this is this is amazing it's [ __ ] awesome it is awesome again the best way to uh get the tracer bullets and everything i hope the whole video is him just shooting cars wow [Laughter] the other uh only other weak point is when you you pick this up you want to talk like hey yo adrian hey anyway this is the wrong stallone movie yeah [ __ ] that car yeah what the [ __ ] was that not the greatest comedian even though he started the video with it's like comedy this is what funny is oh yeah yeah yeah it's like the the webster's dictionary defines comedy as and then someone puts a pie in his face yeah yeah that's a couple pieces it's pretty high brow stuff i mean he's studied from the best he's clearly not a comedian nor a ladies man oh no i don't know he is he is because he knows how to act in front of a young woman in a plastic bag hello i'm the man of your dreams i've come to take you to las vegas you know we could go to las vegas i'll tell my wife uh we're going on a you know he's a pretty manly man he can't live 350 pounds [Laughter] survivalist ebert this is just him showing off that he can lift weights what does this have to do with that joint six times if i really wanted i am stronger than most wow he makes sure you know that how many times did he lift it and then how long did it he did it three times and then he put a text on the bottom of the screen that said i could have done it since however much weight it was he was [ __ ] uh out of breath for the next 10 minutes he he [ __ ] pressed like four times he's just like he then set it down it's like now i'm going to carry you in fact second chance soft body armor has had approximately 200. he's out of breathe stronger than most you can cut you can cut you know wait a few minutes yeah you do a second take but that segment that whole segment he lifts the weights he can't breathe for 15 minutes and then uh his sexy assistant comes on repeatedly young laura dern that's her first acting it's it's laura dern and every time he does like a whoo pop girl has like multiple things he licks his lips yeah thank you thank you thank you thank you very much indeed oh boy and then one time she decides she just doesn't want to come out so they just do an awkward uh jump cut i don't think he was willing to trust her with his with his beloved katana that's a man's weapon it can't be yeah it can't be sullied by a woman touching it she might have attacked them with them in order to escape the feminist thought police show up and they take care of this whole incident we're the feminist thought police feminist thought police that's right we're clairvoyant feminists who can read sexist thoughts you can you can read your mind yes we can this girl is 12 because after one too many from our host the feminist thought police come in yeah after he was literally beating his meat hacking is neat hacking his meat hard other other punishments what are their punishments this oh why are you dressed like that wow to please men we'll have to re-educate you come with me wow wow yes well let me just say the video had a format that we got used to yeah it was boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom it was uh guy come man richard davis comes out and start and shoots guns at a car followed by officer so-and-so was was in this real-life line of duty thing where he happened to be wearing a a protective kevlar vest second chance second chance vest complete with reenactments kurt you okay man i'm okay man he just dust did you get him i don't know man i don't know all these different scenarios from a guy two guys shooting him in the back with shotguns to like a punk rock guy trying to go to a punk rock concert yeah next segment comedy here's how uh so and so so and so view police officers and it was teens getting pulled over for driving one mile over the speed limit cops in a doughnut shop uh couple of donuts and the best one of all well that was exciting sir i'm sure that's not funny oh my god left his tinkles oh no what happened there well some kids stole a couple magazines from a shop from a from a like uh like a gas station or like near 7-eleven or any type of uh little kids stole comic books from a gas station a gas station they run and they hide in their fort yep and shooting fake guns and they're like yeah we got everything yeah yeah yeah yeah their children's play fort yes their children's play for it their guns are orange and they're just like capping off uh and then they go in there to momentarily later get surrounded by cop cars and cops with shotguns and ballistics and grenades to [ __ ] take care of them surrounded implies there was a standoff the cops just get out of their car and start plugging away at these kids and these kids are in there for all we know just being like oh this is freaking awesome you see that bra available for all right ben let him have it oh my god [ __ ] god this is you could see how much fun those guys were having they're just like yes they're in there right that's it that's it yeah i mean what choice do the cops have really they stole comic books there's a fair bit of cringe mixed in here this is the type of scene we need paired next to an actual scene where a cop talks about how he was almost killed in the line of duty where we see actual photos of his shoulder where he got shot in the neck these scenes go perfectly together there's one there's one thing that worries me because like full disclosure this is two hours long and we had like 15 tapes so we only watched half of the video where does it go after this and there's a part of me that's afraid his like political views are gonna get increased increasingly crazier as it goes on i'm afraid like the next skit's gonna be how the jews view police officers yeah you're right we didn't full disclosure we didn't watch the whole tape we do not endorse any of this man's stuff so if if he starts endorsing like white genocide ideas near the end of this we don't know yeah we don't know we stopped we just thought it was funny when he got a pie in the face okay give us a break also at the end of each year of his life he shoots himself to remind himself that he is here for a reason this is the uh somewhere between 130th 140th time that i've been shot on second chance soft body armor hope it's not the last the guy knows his stuff he knows about ballistics he knows about guns we're using the uh two and three quarter inch double o buck magnum that's 12 pellets of 33 caliber each and it's all it was all very interesting to me and i know this stuff isn't funny but i find it interesting oh no and and the guy explaining i wish the video had more of that again winchester typical 38 125 grain hollow point 38 from a four inch barrel we're gonna see what this will do to the the door of a pickup truck and i'm not sure what it'll do really less of the comedy bits and more of him firing a 50-caliber machine gun at his mother-in-law's car because he's crazy but he knows his [ __ ] sure and on top of it all he sounds like roger ebert which makes it he loves shooting cars oh my god and reacting to long-legged ladies what we're saying is this guy's the complete package so ladies except for looks if you're looking for a man maybe hit him up that's all i'm saying i'm a real man's man like a real real man's man in every department except for uh physical and personality another 200 special automobile we got some tires uh using 38 specials here and uh something i frankly i've never done before i want to see what the 38s will do to uh tires will they blow them yeah like you see in the movies we'll try it here goes for the rear one but but also yeah well like when he's debunking like hollywood myths about like he's like well if you shoot a this car is running right now and i'm going to shoot the engine block we're going to try to do now is dispel some misconceptions people have about what handgun boats and even shotguns for that matter will do it to a running automobile it doesn't always blow up he's like that's like a one in a million shot right you have to do this this and this in order to make the engine blow up he's like well i i ended up stalling the engine because i he killed the ignition switch yeah and and then he's like shooting the tires like what does this have to do with your kevlar vest the point of the video is to sell his product but then he just threw all this other stuff in for a goof yeah for fun started one lucky shot got in there and clipped clipped the fuse wire or clipped the destroyed the whole fuse system here wherever this thing is so there's not much left of it what does this have to do with body armor this whole point was you can't stop a running car with a handgun and then he stopped running car with his handgun on accident well this is the long version yes which means there's a shorter version i'm assuming his his business partners edited all of that [ __ ] out that part where you take a samurai sword to a slab of beef why don't we cut that richard do you really think we need that part where the cops murder all those children god damn yes we do we're trying to sell a product that's why i'm making the segment with the children like now learning about this video what does a bullet shot feel like if you're wearing a vest getting poked by a pool cue yeah just a poke and that's what makes you put your foot on that gas pedal and run that and run down that that filthy the punk that filthy uh new order fam uh they wanted to go see poison and mom dropped them out at the corner of highway 33 and terrestrials i'm going to town today and they got dropped for somebody [ __ ] you i'm just gonna shoot a random car that depeche mode fan fires two shots through your windshield you hit the gas all bets are off you know oh my god yeah yeah did you check on him when he was going to work to see if he had his vest on not before he got shot i used to think he was silly sometimes for wearing it to court and stuff but i would never let him go out of the house now without one it's like i got shot yeah i used to make fun of my husband leaving the house when he wore his bulletproof vest but then one day he did get shot i just wanted to make a baby how old's that baby 10 months old when he got shot eight months ago nine months and one day i figured hey you know it's like i was wrong about cheating can i shoot you each year like rich does oh my god richard davis if you let me shoot you each year like rich davis does himself i will let you poke me forever [Laughter] 56 pounds of beef that corresponds to i don't know what five or six year old kid merry christmas to me indeed how to carve great faces for halloween perfect timing it's an appropriate holiday um thanks for having me here how to carve great faces for halloween 1988 same year oh yeah yeah it was a banner year for crazy men being chess cameras giant glasses this was like the plateau when it comes to these weird videos where it's like this is when the most were produced and then it was all downhill after that we've got a nice little five pound pumpkin here and the first thing we have to do is get the top off so why did your wife leave you and they want a great big huge knife and how did she die how to carve great faces for halloween uh 30 minutes 1988 gordon falk they call him gordy gordy which i guess if his real name is gordon falk then it's just a coincidence that he loves pumpkins that's a coincidence there's a big word that is not right here and that is great um they should be how to carve faces for halloween but then they would have to say faces into pumpkins one of the gourd families and then they're like that's not gonna fit on a vhs tape how how to slap together a video in an afternoon when you're drunk on pbr that should be the name of the video they got it and so basically this man shows us how to carve pumpkins the best way he knows how which is whatever knife you have in your drawer in your drawer if it's bendy and like if you have one to fight a polynesian army or anything they reach in the drawer and pull out something that you could probably win the peloponnesian wars with uh mr gord gordon falk aka gordy falk he stands outside of his home and it's a stone building and it looks like like a house you'd see in wauwatosa wisconsin sure and so i was like okay i'm so embarrassed another midwestern drunken man with giant glasses in 1988 is making a video i carve between 500 and 800 different pumpkins every halloween so that's about three four thousand pumpkins in the last eight years that's a good part of what makes the video entertaining it's it's that accent the uh the lameness of the entire concept of the video which is like he's this like middle-aged man that's just like i've been carving 500 pumpkins every year for the last 40 years and you see his kitchen and it's just surrounded by pumpkins yeah it's the saddest thing i've got so much experience i'm going to show you how to make a terribly average pumpkin yeah which is which is exactly how you would figure to do it on your own even without this tape yeah yeah it's like the most common sense pumpkin carving you would like if someone's gonna make a video like i'm gonna show you how to carve faces into pumpkins you would expect something with a little more artistry to it a little more craftsmanship something a little more complex you want to make sure that the top when it rests these pumpkins are terrible that's why i held on to this they're not good this is the face that you carved harold you suck i always think about those pumpkins that they show like i don't know when you watch like football around like thanksgiving time and they bring in like the professional like pumpkin carvers oh sure and there are like details like you know like aaron rodgers face like throwing the footballs and it looks like like like a photograph and they're like [ __ ] perfect yeah and then you look at this guy carves triangles and he can't even follow him what we're going to do there is give this guy big white nostrils what what the why why would you do that why courtney courtney what are you doing hey [Music] and then the pumpkins in the background look like like like six-year-olds and then he's he's and his is his tips are okay like remember he's like don't when you curve and take out the top part right don't do it perfectly right because keep it underneath it's gonna 45 degrees 45 degree angle and then he had a tip where you cut the butt off the pumpkin if you wanted to like sit straight that was the one good thing that was a lot of stuff and he's like okay well okay you have this kind of knife right the the short little knife this knife is a fruit knife it's sharpened on both sides it is very narrow but he's like also open up your knife drawer and you've got 11 other knives that are all like one millimeter thick and and and so nobody has those knives cordy what are you talking about what is the name of that well he doesn't specify what type of knife is there he's just like this one's kind of bendy or there's the weird weird short knife that is really short and curved like nobody has that this is as good as any we'll get rid of some of these pieces just throw them on the ground he doesn't even look [Laughter] but now is the moment where i'm by children and they have this one knife unless you have that like kids carving knife where it's like serrated every person in in the whole world is just using a steak knife because they just don't care yeah they're doing two triangles and a smiley face and then they're done maybe with a lazy tooth one one random one like crazy raisy tooth now rich yeah i haven't carved a pumpkin since i was five and and i know you've personally carved pumpkins for our halloween episodes of best of the worst and you've done a bang-up job thank you how do you how do you rate gordy's advice and especially his is you are just an average man you're just rich evans right yeah gordy claims to be a pumpkin carving expert actually your pumpkins are lightyears beyond the man who has made the instructional tape what how what are your thoughts on this video my my thoughts were i i didn't need a tape because that's all [ __ ] i just thought to do on my own never having carved pumpkin before at all like best of the worst i never never did that growing up never had any few years like you carve a pumpkin i just i just i gotta carve a pumpkin what would i do i'll just get a knife okay well his vice it's a completely useless tape another thing the size of the candle you use should fit the pumpkin this should be like a netflix show like a new netflix game show drunk that's pumpkin bad that's not bad yeah it's a good picture carved it drunk and knives don't go together gordy does it just fine just fine this was this was the perfect video in terms of uh comedic value and length it wasn't too long where's your lab coat yeah if you were yeah if you were to do like statistics of what makes the perfect uh wheel of the worst or junka video our black spine video it's perfect it's absolutely perfect and we'll put a cat in here [ __ ] a [Laughter] the one question i have about gordy falk right i think i joked that gordy was carving pumpkins as part of therapy for his post-traumatic stress disorder um because he's like he's like uh i gotta carve two thousand pumpkins in in 24 hours and we're like that's why they all look terrible and we're like why is he carving two thousand pounds aren't yeah yeah i imagined his kitchen his kitchen is filled with pumpkins everywhere right and then it's like it's like he's like he's like rambling and he's wearing like the clark griswold like like what is he doing with these thousands of pumpkins he's trying to distract himself from how miserable he is because his wife left him and took the kids okay that that's fine is he is he distributing them throughout the neighborhood like no we see the outside of his house it's just at the end of the video stacked everywhere does he carve pumpkins because she left him or did she leave him because he carves pumpkins oh that's the chicken in the egg question i'm thinking it's a it's a depressing coping mechanism okay so she left him for other reasons alcoholism perhaps but it's like if she did leave and he does this to get attention he's doing a very good job not due to the video but if anybody's in his neighborhood they know that this house is eventually going to have 800 [ __ ] lit up pumpkins in front of his house that's the house with the pumpkins deer across the street just walk on the far side of the street watch it like take a quick picture but get the [ __ ] out of there because he's gonna come for you and we're ready to take out the insides some people would rather someone's coming out god damn it what are you doing in my house harold who are you stop where'd all these pumpkins come from pumpkin videos where's my cat here's one you can see it's got a little few blemishes etc when we picked this one out earlier it was full of black dirt the best place for the face is generally opposite the part where the pumpkin oh i needed that video to learn that not the part that was facing around don't carve face on side of pumpkin that looks like your crap all right jay you're up okay go with this one it doesn't have a bow bow no bow oh true black spot completely blank but it's very light that's short that's good news and away we go you're just about there now i hope you're not too excited about this place might need a lot of work we're not not excited this will be our first real clubhouse oh my god jay the fourth blank video is small change oh my god change small change oh small change it's gonna be hard for me to talk about because it's a very short video and i left the room for two minutes and i missed the entire thing then the total would be four plus eight or twelve dollars what else do we need tax don't confuse the children it's a very poorly animated video about something yeah it's got creepy animation everybody looks wrong um they're all cartoon potatoes [Laughter] well it's a little blonde kid looks like he's just in shock they all walk like this jay that presumes they walk half the time just like this yeah here let me change some of these coins into dollars then you won't have to carry so much loose change around but what is the point of the video what is the purpose i don't know does anybody know i'm asking rich here's how you add money okay it's a it's an older lady a teacher a mentor adult of some kind and then four kids and they all go inside a little house and they they like a little clubhouse or something it looks like a residential house but i think it's supposed to be a clubhouse who knows and they talk about how they're going to upgrade it they want to put curtains they want to paint but in order to do all these things they need a budget and then they have coins they talk about how to add up all the coins how many boards will it take you to fix the wall oh i think two should do it okay if one board is two dollars then two boards would be this is like the boringest video ever and instead of cartoon form to like make the kids interested the actual like like drawings are bad yeah you'd think if you're not going to animate it you could spend more time on the individual drawings if it was a book it was a like a five to ten page long book pass awesome great this is a [ __ ] cartoon yeah crank it up i think it's made for the educational system about the the benefits of knowing how to add up change don't forget the boards we have to get to fix the wall i have some more money at home we can use that i didn't know the walt disney company was doing animated educational videos in the 90s now the only educational value this video has is you know animators show it to their students in like animation classes don't do that don't do this don't draw your your characters like they're the the love children of gary coleman and zelda rubenstein that's where we ended our screening we were joking don't have the walk like this that they were all they were all special in some way and then and then the film ended when you add all this stuff you get 19 19 are you sure she's right there gary coleman's children gary coleman and the the lady from poltergeist yes this house is clean willis go into the light go into the lights she's just standing they just answered the question the girl is just like oh university this is good for college students in florida and that was it i don't even know what happened i left the room and it was over and just they counted the money yeah yeah did i miss anything good no and they didn't say where they got their money they learned that a dollar had 100 pennies it's like everybody has quarters but now i got seven dimes and a nickel what the hell does that make you're moving too much what oh [Laughter] your pinky has to look like a toe everything's wrong can you look more deformed can you can you stuff like a pillow in your cheek an entire pillow more morbidly deformed yeah and then talk and then kind of talk about wow [Music] there you go there you go and that's small change we're done with that yeah that was my pick here goes okay i i i guess it's my turn though it's your turn [ __ ] right what you got what you got what you got bring it what has santa brought me brought us pain pain and mr pain oh it looks like a develop your psychic power yes how can i develop my psychic powers this video will tell me yeah in 55 minutes oh my gosh okay oh god oh actually it's not how to no it's definitely not a how-to she doesn't want any misconceptions here the video officially titled develop your psychic powers not how to or not you can just [ __ ] do it already develop yourself if there's no guarantee on whether or not you will or won't just and develop i make no claims it should say i make no claims but it's just develop your second power don't you mean i make no claims hi i'm whitney burns this video is produced by tim and eric hey everybody i don't know if you know that yeah it looks like a tim and eric sketch hi i'm litany burns see how easily you do it now [Music] you don't have a crystal ball you can use any translucent surface uh some old lady i'm going to call you an old lady she's four years younger than we are so far years i mean she's she's 40. not anymore she's 39 and a half and she looks like she's 78. uh she's some lady who is in to develop your psychic powers she's she's a self-pronounced psychic slash medium slash uh what are they called uh does she even say that she is a psychic actually no she doesn't she doesn't even make that claim she she works at kfc but she knows when people want the extra crispy they don't need gas strangely enough she holds a drumstick up to her head and thinks very hard she knows she knows where her biscuits are buttered um and she wanted to make a tape this is like actually decently produced well spring media the physical tape the physical tape that's yeah um that's it so this crackpot lady uh is talking about developing your psychic powers uh which looks like it could be an instructional tape like hey oh do i have psychic powers maybe i should watch this tape and learn how to develop them and she kind of gives some instruction on how to do it she's at first it starts off very simple well first she like pops into the frame hi i'm linda burns i'm terrified i'll help you discover your own natural psychic talents and use them and it made us all laugh because it looked like it like a tim and eric scott well she does it multiple times in a row so pop into frame next shot she pops into frame again and whoever shot this whoever was the dp or whatever was like oh i'm going to do this thing i'm going to do dutch angles such a bad i'm going to do this like like like you know documentary style like interviewing thing and it was all bad but she's like okay you know stretch the people are green screened onto a magic eye poster oh was that green screen yeah yeah they're sitting on the purple sponge she got korean john travolta from saturn high fever to show up uh and and some random black lady and a native american lady and they're all like that's why it looks like it's in eric scotch because they would like drag weirdos off the street and put them in their sketches and she's like okay everybody stretch first off first things always stretching it's a good way to stretch the running time of the video relax relax feet on the ground this has nothing to do with actual psychic powers it's just a warm-up well there are no such things there is no such thing as actual psychic powers it's all made up i don't know mine and i'm the guy that believes in ghosts and i think this lady's a fraud and i want you to think of someone you truly love or something you really love and see what that feels like in your gut because some of you don't have someone she was very careful somebody i know the viewers of her tape series are lonely lonely [Laughter] i'm thinking of my 12 cats but then the fun bit that we all participated in oh yeah was the five object bit uh sand dollar scissors rubbly glove posted posted notes that rubber glove by the way 15 failure rate if you're an adult that's pretty good uh post-it notes and glasses was the giant 80s glasses that richard richard lewis and uh gordy fox or in their videos yeah so she's like look at these five objects everyone remember them in your brain my assistant off camera is going to rearrange these objects use your psychic powers to figure out what they were and we all did it and we all failed no sticky notes no i think it's like stan dollar and glasses i know glasses was my last one um okay so carol carroll carol carol baskin carol chatting okay carol carol baskin and her psychic powers uh and then it apparently moves up in complexity at some point but i think we were just stopped the video yeah i don't remember we had eight tapes together to pay attention too many tapes and too much booze okay let's see the object oh we're picking an object scissors how many of you guessed no if only oj was here he would have guessed having watched half the tape i i that was enough for me to have incorrectly guessed what the next tape would be yes that's true but it would have been the second guess it would have been amazing if i went with my second choice yeah yeah but but i want my first choice which was not 90 degrees in the pool [Laughter] okay here we go here we go all right wait no oh you're gonna die i know i i i'm i gotta i gotta do the i gotta do the things i got feet on the ground hands releasing my energy okay yeah rub it on your face just like you said face yeah yep now you're gonna try to figure out what's what's the tape about right computer training video some okay someone with computer computer computer training video okay get more specific than that how do you how do i use the computer kind of thing okay fair enough computer or internet okay is it how to open it presents tape your present like a [ __ ] there you go make sure you're no it's the other one i was gonna say it is the other one i was gonna save well you're gonna you wrap these i know what is it 90 degrees in the pool what it's all about pool birds 90 degrees that's the other that is literally the other tape i was thinking about when i'm thinking i'm gonna i'm gonna choose one i know put it in it's okay that would have been amazing nobody would have believed it but it would have been amazing [Music] i keep you here for a long 16 because they like to look at you when they come home six five right leg rocking horse front and back stay the same we're just gonna add a quarter turn to the left to a wide jog ready set turn never send us workout tapes ever again i think i could recreate it's just the lady outside of the pool right now it's which which is uh holy [ __ ] 73 minutes i mean we watched it there's no way we're gonna watch the whole [ __ ] thing which is a a a workout tape for doing a workout in a pool that you can't watch while you're doing the workout in the pool because you'll be in the pool yeah so presumably you're watching this to do the exercise how are you going to watch this at the pool yes oculus yes waterproof oculus very carefully i'm just i'm just trying to imagine some schmuck like every time they want to work out they got to drag their tv outside and and try to figure out how to hook up the vcr get the extension cord or just put it up against their the sliding door window would just be like if it was like today and you have like like if you're rich and you have this like lavish pool outside you have like a like a flat screen tv hooked up well sure okay carol baskin let's let's do it yeah but but in 1988 yeah you have to you have five electrical outlets and your tv weighs 500 pounds yeah your tv and you have to roll it on the cart and it's like teetering on the edge of your pool and you're you're trying to dance at your pool and it's it's very dangerous yeah the neighbors want to come by and like some dude is like who took lips behind you are you what are you watching on your team oh you weren't in the room there's a guy swimming laps like in front of oh yeah i saw that guy and they have to awkwardly like zoom in a bit so you know [ __ ] he's in the frame again sure so we'll start by trying to concentrate on being together that guy's like [ __ ] you i tried to do my laps [ __ ] you see him multiple times and it was funny every time every time he went past you're like there he goes again can't they tell him to stop we're filming it's a public pool rich they had three they don't even have permission to fill three people well she had she had like a microphone on that doesn't mean they had permission well they rented out one 18th of the pool the olympic swimming pool and then they rented out the last lane and they could only three extras pendulum side to side three two turn right hit that cross country stride nice i think they made it the gym maybe this is one of those videos where i don't know what the purpose is and that's and the point of watching a vhs tape on your tv in your living room about water aerobics when you're not in the water yeah to make yourself hate yourself even more like [ __ ] i got a vhs and now they expect me to have a goddamn pool it's like we were saying you get like a barrel like a jeffrey dahmer type barrel and fill it with water and you do your exercises you say jeffrey dahmer type barrel that's the first i ever heard he had a giant barrel he put people in barrels it was on our side of the couch you guys missed it that was part of his whole thing he would get these giant blue barrels and that's what he put [ __ ] people in it's drew peterson man true peterson you're from chicago i'm waiting he killed his wife lacey peterson he put her in a barrel and sunk it in the water oh well no well okay all right let's talk about this there's scott peterson oh that's what i'm thinking of there's scott peterson from california who killed his wife lacey peterson now hang on everybody everybody hold on to the table hold on to the chairs you're sitting in scott peterson right on christmas day he killed his wife lacey peterson in california in illinois there's a guy named drew peterson 58 year old chicago suburb police guy who was married to a younger woman named stacy peterson no i didn't know there was a barrel involved in this one a blue barrel oh my god lacy peterson scott peterson scott peterson was just seen dumping something over the side of the boat the blue barrel is drew peterson in the middle of the night drew peterson the former suburban chicago police officer had his friend come over and his friend said what do you need me for drew peterson this is a nice homicide segment i need you to help me lift this blue barrel like a chemical barrel one of those plastic blue chemical barrels into my truck and his friend said oh boy this weighs about the amount of a body are you sure right because that story ended then everybody's like waiting the machine says you were deceptive why i have no idea your second wife died accidentally drowned in a baptist peterson who let's exhume her body and make sure she drowned first on christmas day and 1977 [Music] i i'm glad we got this straightened out do you know how much fun drinking is not a fast-paced star-studded quiz will let you know about responsible drinking from the anheuser-busch company who picked this one tim i can't say how appropriate this is it's time to test your knowledge about alcohol and responsible drinking play along with our panel of celebrities on your alcohol iq after mike rambled on about killers for 45 minutes oh tim don't do that no you pushed me oh no you pushed me the tape was a failure the subject is alcohol and drinking the thing is mickey dolan's mickey don't [ __ ] doughy-eyed mickey dolan's going it's like hey slashed here like what exactly causes someone to get drunk [ __ ] that guy it was funny in the show shut up out about hey we're the drunkees [Laughter] people say we drunky around rich right i know we drunky around rich yeah rich is helping drew move that blue barrel in the morning completely completely oblivious this weighs just about about as much as your wife so now that we've traced alcohol's path into the body here comes the next question how does it get out so it's all about telling kids about how drunking is not cool or adults or adults i think it's for adults that's the weird thing you gotta look at the crowd because there is a quick shot to a couple which are like eighth graders dressed as adults and one has suspenders this is because they didn't have enough people to fill the the the but the thing is there's only a few shots where they shoot the teachers that are the majority uh the majority of the crowd are middle-aged kids yeah and middle-aged like middle school kids kids hey we're middle-aged kids we are middle-aged we're middle-aged kids rich i mean that is appropriate yeah what do you get to do to [ __ ] get paid watch shitty videos rich i know i'm gonna leave it okay okay when three out of the four of us outlived elvis we're middle age middle school kids about what is the video about what is the point of this because i think it's interesting to know this was made by anheuser-busch at least they're in the credits so i think they produced it it's almost like they're they're trying to to make it look like they're they're being responsible about promoting you like responsible drinking no look at us we're we're the good guys wait i'm telling you a lot of these things are really surprising i'm learning a lot i don't know about anybody else me too yeah audience are we having fun yet but at the same time they ain't going to say nothing negative about alcohol that's the part that's missing yes they're talking they're trying to dispel myths and rumors via like a fun like trivia thing any time you take an alcoholic drink it kills brain cells true or false what do you think audience yes how about false so when you drink like what's the best thing to do do you eat a big meal or do you snack or do you drink water like like like fun stuff not like oh how many people die from dui's ever yeah you know it's not it's not really like like hard here are signs that show you have an alcohol problem right they're not gonna say that they don't say if you drink too much alcohol there's a 50 chance you'll die or have sex or have sex [Laughter] that's a crummy time though why is my dog looking at me funny [Laughter] or my grandma food in the stomach slows the absorption of alcohol into the blood this video about how to be a functioning alcoholic yes is that why they're interviewing all these uh all these actors because they're all alcoholics but they they interview a bunch of celebrities in this video celebrities and it's the most like pathetic like crusty old ancient celebrities yeah i mean it's like artie johnson who is a guy on laughing and the second celebrities are so old they should have had cleopatra it's not it's not people that have continued to be celebrities it's people that were briefly known for something at the time the video was made yes patrick duffy from dallas julius caesar jesus christ nero zero charles darwin socrates socrates i mean they were all there sigmund freud what is a geek i love having a glass of wine every now and then in historic times probably women drank i don't like this guy as did men if you went back to early colonial times here's what they call hansel can you just make my lower lip shiner than everything else stephen hawking's crossed with colonel sanders that's what he looks like we're done with that video it sucked like you said at one point it looked like we were watching robocop it felt like the the like satirical yeah use things from robocop and the reason why we kept it because we got a lot of [ __ ] well well was the the purpose of it was that was it court-ordered as in a judge said you know anheuser-busch you are you yeah so many people are dying drinking blood bud light and crashing their cars you need to make a video and they're like okay brad don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight at least this is a party that's what i came here to do or their you know their political influences in washington to have to they you know like you got to put up appearances you have to make some kind of like video every six months or so that show like you care about like these issues and it has to have mickey dolan's in it yeah yeah specifically it has to have that every video you can't just crank out booze and have no consequences you gotta like look like you're trying and then we'll lobby they're talking about legislation that might make you partially responsible for duis we need to do something to fix up your image get mickey dolan someone called patrick duffy i think prohibition was probably one of the four major mistakes this country has made you know three wars in prohibition it ends up in the rotation at community colleges or high schools or whatever and it makes it look like anhyzer heisha anheuser-busch cares about the community they care about alcohol education blah blah blah blah yes um the host uh appeared to be drunk and that seemed to be setting the tone that it was okay for everybody else to get in that condition once again it is 1988 so all the monkeys were alive davey jones the only one they could get is mickey and mickey dolans was the one who then was like yeah i'm [ __ ] talking about drinking it a typical american male is um about eight years old driving a big truck with a gun 88 88 88 88 88 well i think medically when somebody's had too much to drink we the term we use is intoxicated they're inebriated they're out of control embarrassing i think the people in drunk are embarrassing plastered uh wiped out sloshed please for the last time you're too drunk so it'll be okay just letting it go just let the jerk wreck this car come on we're gonna have some fun come on well jay yeah yeah why what do you tell us about our final tape i don't remember what it was i'm sure you do dream bunny oh god dream bunny it's it's the the star of the show oh this is dream bunny promo this is like yeah it's not even a real they sent this out to people to be like you want this has there been a single cut it's nothing but dissolves everything is wrong everything there's a cut oh okay there was a cut are some of them wearing pants on their head they all are it's like they made it knowing that in 30 years someone would make fun of it and that's the only reason it exists but what is it and why is it amazing i don't know any of these i don't know why why it exists but it's dream bunny it's uh estelle getty uh tells a story about a dream bunny and then we cut to uh a local theater production of something still getty's dream bunny the bunny looks like a sloth aren't you having a lot of fun with all the toys and we all know that fun is good you're right the the bunny yeah it's like rastafarian like it's got the long ears but it looks like ears yeah they look like dreadlocks and it's got like a like a beanie like a beanie on one eye's drooping a little lower than the other um it sounds like the local news anchor doing the voice and you can learn to dance sing read and have lots of fun all at the same time then when you return to daytimeville see looking up in the air and so this is his voice is like the temp voice that you put in before you put the real voiceover actor voice in this is for promotional use only maybe it is the temp voice something's wrong it's it's one of like a a legion of children's videos like these are uncountable children's videos that have a bunch of kids wannabe and barney's one wannabe barney's one guy in a costume and a bunch of kids and they sing songs yes and this is the reason why i'm not an ordinary singing but let's keep it a secret don't you blab it [Music] unlike barney this has an incredibly low budget yes yes they filmed it on like their local uh theater stage and you hear it's like echo the whole thing has echo to it i've learned so much how can i remember it all just think about songs you find he looks like he got mangled on a car wreck i mean like a children's show about a road killed bunny a road kill yeah oh my god all the kids are saying their lines everything has an echo to it's making a phone call look out for the clown behind you oh there's john bonay ramsay [Laughter] [Music] oh you're not going to make it in the industry she found out she's just like did not do a good job we need a professional mime and jonbenet ramsay's dead body so the jonbenet ramsay's dead body won't move no the mime won't move you need to figure out a way to animate jonbenet's body well there's the the titular dream bunny which i think is probably the most important thing to talk about because that's that's their wannabe barney that's the star attraction and and dream bunny looks more like something out of a nightmare did i hear someone talking about me because bunny's terrifying it looks like a sloth oh god the mouth moves that makes it worse just like the [ __ ] dog's mouth from that one it's like if you are a kid like uh like pulled off the straight and it's like which way do bunny ears go are they gonna be like up or are they down to your [ __ ] ankles and you're just like hey man don't worry about everything you know or or you or you ask a kid you know uh are our bunny's head's symmetrical [Music] you would like to be a songwriter perhaps the same buddy your nose is just a hole in your head dream bunny got caught in like a barbed wire fence trendy okay we're gonna make the next barney and it's dream bunny it's estelle getty in a in a like a like a little living room and there's snow outside but we're from california so we think snow falls like hot tar outside the window it's foam it's just pouring out i got these white marbles snow weighs more than lead and it's and it's falling outside the window and that's still getting is teaching children with a little with a little bunny and they accidentally bought a stuffed sloth from the australian gift shop and they're like yeah bunny slot i don't know we're californians all we know about is bottled water and and fine dining and earthquakes we don't know anything we're stupid i guess it's a bunny i've only seen bunnies on on the cadbury egg commercial a sloth is a bunny right we're californians we're brain dead um let's make a program like barney embarrassing i think people in drunk are embarrassing um here's yeah i still getting hold this this stuffed sloth and pretend it's a bunny and tell these this this little diverse group of children and and one john wayne gates and one john wayne gacy that that when you fall asleep you go into magic land which is a set of a local community theater yes with bubbles and a sloth who looks like he got hit by a truck and has ptsd uh walks around and goes plastered wiped out sloshed and magic happens just magic happens we don't need the details dreamland magic button period button makes it happen we don't need to do the work it's a children's show barney etc button makes makes the magic happen boom [Music] the clown is the creepiest one because that guy is committed he stays like this every once in a while you see him move because at one point you were even like is that he i think that's a mannequin like no he's moved i thought it was like he's moved a little bit but not much there are several mimes which is odd yeah it's an odd choice it's so odd it makes me wonder if this wasn't dreamed up by the mimes because you're you're you're a person and for whatever reason whatever deranged reason you decide i'm going to be a mime and then you go to mime school and you learn how to be a mine and then you you graduate my school and they give you your miming diploma yeah and then you're sitting around there with your graduating class and like what do we do now and someone just said children's show make a dream bunny do they give you an actual diploma or do they [Laughter] [Music] dream bunny promo clearly it's a promo they they were trying to oh promo yeah we could call it a pilot well i thought it said dream bunny porno i was totally confused oh that's your that's your own tapes at home do you want to come not now maybe later we don't bring that to the show that would be kind of embarrassing it's a stuffed film that's a stuff stuff [Laughter] i was so glad that landed here rich to use produced by build-a-bear [Laughter] [Applause] there's two different types of down in a video it's not an original idea but they tried well that's what the bunny's supposed to look like yeah until estelle getty [ __ ] up the costume [Laughter] stop or my mom will make a dream bunny custom it's got your mouth drooped sylvester now is the time of the night that we choose which is the best of the worst we have eight trummy ass tapes but each of us know which one is the best out of them and we're gonna just well let's go with jay all right um well i mean you gotta go with second chance versus magnum force right oh my goodness we haven't even watched all of it we didn't even watch the whole thing and i'm voting at best of the worst so that says something uh i i'm a close second though is how to carve great faces for halloween very close second i mean you guys you know me i love halloween and this is like this will become a halloween staple for me at this point i'm gonna watch this every year it's it's it's like i said it's the perfect best of the worst tape i gotta agree with you that they are they're like oh my god neck they're they're both best of the worst to me they're they're completely even i can't pick one oh my god so it's a tie it's a tie for me second chance versus magnum force and and how to carve a pumpkin they overwhelmed your contrary in nature you just couldn't bring yourself to pick uh small change that's amazing that that shows that tells you how good these two tapes are the but the dream bunny promo no just stop i might echo you mike with the 50 50 split yeah i mean second chance versus magnum force is amazing but how how to carve halloween faces is is it really is everything we want in a best of the worst wheel black spine episode it's it's short it's got it's got no production value it's not just just that it's short it's that it's the perfect length for what it is yes it doesn't overstay it's welcome yeah and it's it's got that that that personality in the center of it all it's some some weird some guy's trying to do something crazy yeah in his garage right or his kitchen in this case and and dream buddy would also be my tertiary pick oh god yeah those two or something tim you know what i'm really upset with you guys because you forgot what isn't worth it and that is worthless it is it ain't worth it which is amazing from now on basketball great barry sanders he sure could shoot a basketball he [ __ ] sank the three better than ray allen who actually played basketball for the bucks a long time ago but anyway [Laughter] i would say the best is still [ __ ] dude shooting his own [ __ ] self on the end of his [ __ ] 43rd birthday or whatever the [ __ ] it does it's my birthday yeah it's my fourth you know it's not my birthday before of my 44th year and you know what there might not be a 45th kabam it's like the [ __ ] you're watching a man with still fear in the back of his eyes yeah still [ __ ] pulling the trigger on an upside down gun it was a powerful moment and there was tension too because like the angle he had the gun at yeah it looked like it might have gone just under the vest and he he he would have shot right through the the abs the mortician section of the the phone book and he would he probably would have needed that 20 minutes do you know we're 30 minutes out you almost want to think that it's like a wrestling match between like some low grade it's like this is a local wrestling club and it's like the second chance you [ __ ] do got done wrong i was just i was gonna i was against lethal he i think we should finish the rest of this when we're done shooting because i would like to i would love to watch the sober up before i drive home we're safe here not a bad idea it's a christmas miracle more magnum force merry christmas everybody christmas we're gonna watch more of this [ __ ] weirdo merry christmas [Music] so [Music] you

Channel: RedLetterMedia

Views: 1,617,403

Rating: 4.9285059 out of 5

Keywords: redlettermedia, red letter media, red, letter, media, plinkett, half in the bag, mike stoklasa, jay bauman, rich evans

Id: nQxOLpkRWzw

Length: 95min 7sec (5707 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 20 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Tarlcabot18]

I like how Mike, Jay and Rich are dressed in appropriate seasonal clothing, and Tim looks like they pulled him out of the Surviving Edged Weapons video.

[u/8textilephile8]

I could listen to Mike talk about true crime all day

[u/TerryTerrance09]

"You have a 50% chance of getting sick.. REAL sick"

You either get AIDS or you don't - that's 50/50, right?

[u/Franky_In_Denver]

Anyone notice that at the end of the tape, there is "other recommended viewing" and Surviving Edged Weapons is there?

https://imgur.com/oxhmgmT

[u/Kayfabe2000]

50 pounds of beef, that corresponds to a 5, 6 year old child.

[u/Goodnight_Hawk]

Blue Barrel Media.

[u/Raw_Force]

Surviving Ranged Weapons.

[u/drifter1717]

LOL AC Green is famous for remaining incredibly celibate his entire NBA career

[u/JasonInDetroit]

I sent them Second Chance vs. Magnum Force last summer! (I know, I'm probably not the only one). That video is extremely northern Michigan... In case you're interested, here's the front and back of the box.

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