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haven't seen a man shred like that since my uncle jeremy fell into the wood chipper what he didn't fall i pushed him anyways welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar your narrator sadly not david the baker and today we're going to be diving on into r slash cursed comments let's get to it shall we this is what happens to the employees who die in their warehouses amazon made fresh extremely fresh to all you hunters who kill animals for food shame on you you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there where no animals were harmed huh i only eat 100 vegetarian meat some picky cannibal russian soldier handing cat to a kid sorry kid we ran out of mres but you can eat this oh yes my favorite chickens dude this stuff tastes awesome hey where's ricky oh dear god we're eating ricky i don't cook for races how many races does he cook yeah well it's true either the glass was made in china or the fly was made in germany the fly was made in japan kamikaze the funky music really goes well with the massive genocide happening no master harry those are my friends those are dobby's fellow elves vegetable stories thanks for driving us to jesus cam uncle lars say would you kids like to meet jesus right now yay how'd the mammoth gonna drive if he doesn't have arms jesus had the wheel and he wants to meet them real bad i once saw a guy with a tattoo some lettering i can't read that was hilarious alone means life and alone means reason so i assume you wanted reason of life or something like that however combined together it means menstruation sucks to be that guy takes two wipes to realize it only took one wipe have you ever wiped your bottle too well it became too clean and felt dry so you pushed out the little pool to make it normal like applying saliva on your lips with your tongue what the frick is wrong with you people wow i can't believe we're at the top of the food chain with people like this we're really not anymore we're going down one day discord mods when they get into a real-life argument with someone and they can't mute kick or ban them depends if the moderator has a gun or not yeah my eight-year-old pup lets some kids bury him for fun then napped for an hour before getting up lol i did this with my sister she has been napping for years i wonder when she's gonna wake up it's all fun and games until you realize dad's getting ready to take his son out to the parking lot to find another child dressed like a bulbasaur yes no that's better that's even better kid fighting i always thought this invisible guy on the powerpuff girls was just funny because he obviously dressed as a pimp but it only now occurs to me that maybe it's not an invisible dog he's got on a leash there used to be four powerpuff girls there was there was the purple oh my god pranking women in public by respecting their distance and not bothering them it's not a prank if it's court-ordered cause i freaking love gus johnson oh heck no i don't need no pictures how i lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie with pictures look at the dude's face lol look at the guy's face probably it was a threesome and he is in the pictures oh crap dude why'd you share them women how do you honestly feel about your vagina mine is quite pretty show proof speech 100. do you have occasional racist thoughts no of course not it's not occasional if you have constant racist thoughts exactly what i mean it is constant i still scream at the fact i did a full body shave at the age of 13 to go see one direction as if i was gonna get railed backstage i'm sure many girls can re relate lol should have gone to an ah kelly concert instead oh my god woman gives birth to a black child and blames her husband for drinking too much coffee mrs obama i've done it i've stopped the racism makes sense i drank a lot of tomato juice which makes my sperm red so i guess it's the same logic no dude no you need to see a doctor i've eaten your homework and no one will believe you no one i will bring you to a chinese restaurant so no one will save you no one no no that's only cats to get the sauce you must defeat the sauce boss i'll eat him too he looks like a cheeky nuggie i'm gay you want a frick well i'm a lesbian hold up let me grab up some scissors what the frick i already changed my gender so you better not say no man i'm bleeding just let me die not a virgin how old were you when you found out that the creative subway surfers made the game in memory of his son who died while skating in the train track what was his son's score did he really jesus that's cool but not cool at the same time what schools think happens hits kid stop that why points to alient bullying poster alright understandable have a nice day home eh at my school we just shoot each other understandable have a nice day it is america after all just thought this might fit in here you started coughing badly i panic you remember you are a heavy smoker it's probably just cancer ah good cam cam it's crazy how the long this meme is lasting longer than the smokers ran out of toilet paper but thankfully this little mf was nearby he used to be what no not the puppy not the poopy puppy listen teenagers i don't have much time the only way to side without your parents getting sad at you is uh kill them first harambe died trying to give us the last message halloween 2019 my superman and his supergirl i thought smallville was in kansas not alabama oh no toads were harmed in the making of this video they should be they should be thank you seth everman once again for making a curse comment choose your weapon ahigalak or uzi uzi is obviously the better choice imagine instead of a bang you hear an anime girl moans when you fire the gun i'm not doing the cursed voice for that don't even ask it's like vietnam all over again the charlie's when the creepers were in the trees bro it's actually illegal for teachers to keep the class after the battle as punishment it violates the geneva convention's law on collective punishment life hack just freaking accuse your teacher of a war crime and you'll get out scot-free quince simping boys get a frog girlfriend ken and we'll cheat on you very expensive isn't it amphibian has messy hair not a frog frog will never cheat on you just wants food born an amphibian has no hair a frog yeah but you can bang a gf i don't understand doesn't the same go for the frog too or am i doing this wrong i think you are bud caucasian crack name something white people cook better than black people go on i'll wait man choose oh dear god why'd you have to take it there sexy in a movie me mom why am i having alabama vibes out here you mean flashbacks oh roads are messed up but i will deliver this order what took you so long this food is all cold now i'm sorry is there a way i can apologize pornhub intro starts when you forget to shake the bottle and squirt mustard water on your food ketchup freak was worse it costed you nothing to call it anything else that that's what it's called the internet hasn't decided that 1500 degree knife challenge first-degree murder second-degree murder third degree murder 1500 degree murder experiment 1500 degree knife versus my friend rob gone section oh no r slash cursed gaming one wear sunscreen two drink lots of water three stay indoors and play video games in your underwear i game my schlong out on hot days i like to think it intimidates my enemies whenever i do this i get asked to leave the arcade i would hope you would mamma mia it's a bigger than marios my question is why is toad looking off at you in the camera look at him right there i know that's pluto but he's like looking right into my soul i wish was multi-colored granted your mom's bed now looks like the sight of a unicorn genocide boys i wanna pee please come with me wtf go yourself bro i wanna pee let's go nah real homies help control the recoil damn straight in my case it's so small it's like shooting a shotgun with a cut-off barrel men how do you honestly feel about your penis where inseparable how much are you willing to pin on that me um i like that i can reset my wi-fi rather without a paper clip but also i cry every time i take a shower old man plays with himself in the park oh no only 1900s kids know the feeling when you are 113 so you can finally post to r slash teenagers again big dick is back in town baby imagine all slash teenagers existed in 1920 what would be in hot the guy in my art class just failed what a loser grown man holds children captive on a locomotive while forcing them to drink his warm liquid oh my god you've ruined that movie for me my aunt is ranked for top 10 on pokemon go my uncle is top eight in candy crush my uncle's top five on fbi's most wanted list my uncle's on top of me oh this kid is having fun wait wait what are you winning son yeah dad i am world's largest gummy worm my mom's got one of those but i don't think it's a gummy worm oh god she used it on me a black man accused french police of blanking him police claim it was an accident there are no accidents now how the frick do you accidentally violate someone maybe they violated the wrong guy yeah that's probably it goofy did 9 11. i'll freaking do it again mickey oh don't do that don't do it doofy it was an inside job fun fact you can't look up while your tongue is out we've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled i tried and someone just jerked off to me fun fact see the green girl in the top that's from a series your boy coog has like three lines in one episode on youtube go find it i dare you alexa what's the maximum diameter a human butthole can stretch 4.5 to 5.5 inches alexa what's the diameter of an amazon echo imagine you're walking down the street and someone say alexa play despacito and you hear it coming from their booty imagine your profile picture holding you against the wall and slowly freaking you would be nice already happened same here buddy america is wrecking my booty hole thank you con stranger that one guy who upvotes everything he knew mod terrible meme that fish can blow five men i think it could probably blow more than five men to be honest you could probably fit if like you could adjust the hips right at least ten in there how do straight people have sex like who is the guy and who is the other guy boob goes in butt duh oh yeah that's how it's supposed to be done now i know for the first time i have it right freaking now all you masturbate is that a statement or an order all you masturbate now but i'm at work hold eye contact with the boss show dominance get that raise ran into my ex's girl's current boyfriend last night super cool dude i see why she cheated nice guy honestly should make him your bf and have bias invite him to an all-guy bbq and piss her off then suck his penis oh i feel terrible i didn't get you anything oh wait yes i did ah imagine giving your bf chocolate he just pulls down his pants and pulls back his foreskin only to reveal that he has a hidden chocolate in his foreskin no every app is a dating app if you're indian enough well alright then every place is a shooting ring if you're american enough let's go boys having too many genres porn metal yeah and some of those genres overlap hopefully not death it does it really does i can't atone but i'm gonna take your word for it demon before 1000 years let's attack solo man and kill human race 2020 demons make noises from the kitchen and turning off lights for fun and taking away my virginity my butt still hurts though sorry i will use lube next time by the way it was uncle fred my tissue boxes are ready imagine wanking over a kid's film freaking hell dude dumbo looks like he's watching some dude jacket too look at the sadness on his face bro you'll know who else has a nice black besides us yes bro i know oh thanks guys i'm a girl even better see they're definitely not looking at me again i can restart my wi-fi rather with it seven-year-old me realizing girls don't have a penis 20 year old me realizing they actually do oh southerners be like lightning gunshots hurricane no fan i can hardly sleep when i can hear gunshots outside i just get so erect i can hardly calm down jesus freak emo weird furry trash nerd goth autistic if gay asian depressed quirky homosexual why did this guy make a sad edit of my pornhub search by history me with sis you look like a hell you look like a virgin she's not denying she looks like a hell and says you are virgin i see a solution to that problem oh so do i i also see the title of a pornhub video hey santa why you have such a big sack because i come once a year ho ho ho ho the frick did i just read at least you didn't see him empty it like that because that's where the panel continues poor little billy either my son is downloading porn or my daughter is uploading it at least they're not making some together who to say that they didn't make it together and now they're watching it and or downloading it horse girls when they find out the horse their dad bought them as female something's wrong i can feel it you mean something's wrong i can't feel it seen this many times me going back to my car because i forgot my freaking mask especially when you're about to rob a bank yeah you can't forget your mask then safety first and security first sliding into the dms of anne frank samsung galaxy ss you up um yeah up in the attic come find me we've got the boys go-getter imagine they had sponsors in porn before i destroyed cheeks i'd like to thank red chateau legends oh yeah that's that porn dude who tried to also uh crowdfund the first porn in space i'm serious look up the kickstarter they tried to do it remember boys you may fill her pockets but another dude is filling her insides she doesn't claim to have a boyfriend but she does she seriously does draw me like one of your french ghouls mine that's it i'm done i'm done user vg tyran said banner are my favorite baker david the baker the best singer on mk and easy bz combined i know he's not part of mk yet but i know he will be we all love david that's why he gets all this snazzy fan art looking looking fly there david anyways if you made it this far it's time for fun facts about cougar i've been both kicked and bit by a horse when i was kicked i went through a fence and i broke two ribs and almost died from internal bleeding horses are scary anyways if you made it this far feel free to like come subscribe let us know we like see more down in the comments below have a good day and remember be good people

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Length: 16min 4sec (964 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020