r/Cursedcomments · happy feet: cooked edition

bathroom with a glass floor over abandoned elevator shaft imagine just taking a dump and someone manages to get into the old elevated shaft then they look up at you like howdy partner mind dropping another one hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy it's your boy cougar back once again and have some fun in a slash curse comment so with that said let's get to the insanity it's humaning can we go out and make a human that's not a nose charlie that's not a nose bucko the passenger seat is the most dangerous you can't risk a ps5 bro have it in the back risk her life trust me you can replace her you can't replace a ps5 right now same idea different design why is the bear trap blushing like an anime character oh nichon please don't leave me grips you tightly never ask for anything ever again my friend ooh it's au bear trampo shot why do you ruin everything you get a mild cough the doctor looks worried your mom starts crying the avengers visit you today the avengers tomorrow stanley excelsior or in heaven or hell depending on what you believed in and what stanley believed in actually a thing who invented russian roulette and has anyone ever actually played it my grandfather was so good at this game he only last once that's all it takes bud disneyland reopening in the most infected part of the world i would kill a thousand children before i let my company die children are temporary money money is forever damn straight bury me with oh yeah i'm poor i drive a 97 honda but never mind okay moving on penguin egg whites become transparent when hard boiled sad feet that's why we never saw a third happy feet movie oh god males of redit how would you like it if a girl gave you a flower i would just be glad they came to my funeral cause the last one no one showed up no one in transphosana count starbu one punch ah that's not very nice mr vampire i can't believe that you're drawing a beloved children's television icon doing this what are you teaching our children a punch like that shouldn't be delivered with a straight wrist he's gonna break something yeah he's gonna break my face how did they know to call it world war one if world war ii hadn't come out yet because it was a planned trilogy from the start i beg your pardon let's face it do with what's happening at the capitol these days yeah world war iii is coming hope you're ready for the draft boys the day this man drinks two liters of water has kidneys will restart like a windows vista yes yes they will this actually is a really nice guy i've met in person go go subscribe cristina ronaldo reveals he is considering four more children amass his shirt number if the last one becomes twins then he may have to murder one yeah yeah he probably will or you could just change your number there's always a bigger fish you could probably just shove kevin hart up yo ming's booty you really could he'd fit perfectly when your family is broke af and needs you to work oh my legs you can't move when your grandson finds a golden ticket to a chocolate factory okay let's go sonny eat the kid and save the ticket for yourself take your wife get laid if you come in without a mask we will have to take your temperature ps we have only rectal thermometers choose wisely sir this is your fifth time in here without a mask yeah do you have a bigger thermometer also could you kiss my neck before taking my temperature come on if you're gonna stick it up my pooper at least kiss me on the lips come on my dude photographer has been capturing gingers around the world for seven years and says it's not just about hair are they going to let them go seven years is a long time to capture anyone even gingers they might not have souls man but let him have freedom doctor was called in for an emergency delivery when still wearing his halloween costume next thing you know the hospital blows up oh oh no that fits in with that scene oh no adults on board we want to live too no baby on board feel free to drive into me fun fact they put the baby on board thing not for you not to hit their car it's for first responders to know oh there's a kid let me go help that first before the dying 90 year old man just the fun fact of the day i missed the days when men went off to war and never came back i missed the days a woman died giving birth don't worry both of those are going to happen soon world war 3 and medical care is going up every day yep yep life's going real good in 2021 justice 2022. dash bank may seize trump's assets if he loses and fails to repay debt trump tower is going to be the biggest spirit halloween store in the country and i'm so happy about that how do i ask a boy out roses are red violets are blue guess what my bed has room for two oh my god no twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car stop it row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily i can make you scream i feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory they all kind of ah twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in the car by that i mean a murder 1.6 billion dollars worth of gold one of those bars is enough to change someone's entire life and their families especially if dropped directly on their head fun fact elon musk i mean sorry jeff bezos made this much money during lockdown so yeah yeah yeah isn't that cool cool oh my god they thrown murder from among us into a real thing there's no kill cool down i just checked i killed my mom then my dad said my dog i don't care about my parents my dog man what happened to the kill cooldown giving my bf an empty ps5 box with a positive pregnancy test inside on a cheeky good luck receiving child support manage to support i i i'd hurt someone for doing this i'm not gonna lie your hands i want to hold them your lips i want to kiss them your dreams i want to hear them your toes handle he's gonna lick the toes isn't he if she's able to walk with her two legs after sex you failed as a man that's why i always keep a hammer besides my bed just in case if i was having sex and they started to walk i will quite literally crap myself that's some scary crap for a course to do oh look at voldemort wait if he looked at medusa he turned to stone looks like she already turned part of him to stone oh now i see what you did there one pixel per us kovid 19 death oc open bots and thanksgiving are about to get this snitch to 4k let's go baby people whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house such as plumbers and electricians what was the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house my wife it was with my brother what's the weirdest government you've ever been given i'd kill my grown children if i could go back in time and make a new set with you old lady buying cigarettes this page has been static since i woke up and it is starting to get on me nerves i grew up in brazil we have our results two hours after the polls close i grew up in russia we have results long before the polls even open yes it's called communism friends deep fly talk why can't americans lose weight losing weight involves losing americans never lose america is even winning kobe we have so many more kills than everybody else go america how could we have been so blind will you survive the next four years no i don't think i will i don't think i will thinking about buying a gong that would be very useful for you i bought a thousand gongs and hit them at the same time to cause an earthquake thanks for the video idea i always knew my tweets would one day lead to hundreds of deaths ah perfect how many toes you got uh do you mean in my mouth blocked have a horrible day and die i only lost because a freaky moth flew onto my balls while i was playing and i panicked and slapped my nuts and lost the match i'm waking up to moth and dust i miss the moth and i slap my nuts all right i'm going to give this a shot i want to start woodworking wood turning and epoxy projects but i don't know where to begin any recommendations for an la based mentor slash guru probably stay away from the woods mate yo korea just got back on track no no no let him let him he can build a coffin for all the bodies he wants to show and you know get youtube's money taken away again a woman film driving without a seat belt says it wasn't her fault because the belts are racist to fat people they what that is a race got it a race to death yeah it's not even cool ah not again dad what's that i started growing my own pot oh my god this is how pansexuals are converting our children yes yes they are anon donates blood be me donate blood get message week later your blood has been put to use track down the guy on facebook message him really cool guy actually weeks later meet his new gf dude i'm going to get to third base tonight snitch that's my blood and your dick i'm the one getting to third base not him technically freaked his girl see you later virgins while your blood is in his body you will never touch the girl this means all your blood did was make another man hot which makes you gay so live with that bell delphine versus a dolphin only likes to play with herself wants to play with you isn't a dolphin is literally a dolphin elon doesn't know her got featured in meme review with elon musk helps adults who feel alone else people with autism one's frickable and the other one's belle delphine yeah yeah but hey beldelphine's a marketing genius dude this test isn't that confusing the test goofy maybe pluto is just into kinky crap actually isn't goofy supposed to be a cow i don't know i've read so many conflicting things but i'm pretty sure goofy's a cow really or at least he was at some point that's why his girlfriend's also a cow what is the most inappropriate nickname you can give a toaster or boarded in bath ramp i'm dying and take the toaster out of the water dude the very simple fix well since this isn't on r slash don't put your dick in that i will assume that i can dang pikachu is going to be giving you one toothy imposter job semen finally an ice cream place that gets the color right seek medical attention now dude no nut november begins mike whipsock 50 000 people used to live here now it's a ghost town hey poop stock is still going strong though filled to the brim but still more room in it let's go and i just got poop on my hands new harry potter movie idea adam driver as a young snape his years as a death eater and has transitioned into dumbledore's inside man 10 out of 10 would watch can't happen snape was a gay black man [Music] thanks jk rowling fastest man alive which might explain why you can't get a date wait a second this is a kids show he is still smiling because he had sex with her while she was talking oh come on barry don't go doing that if you had 30 minutes to hide from a nuclear blast where would you go as close to the nuke blast radius as possible better to be nothing but a shadow on the ground and one is then to survive a few weeks dying of radiation poisoning plus you get to pick what kind of shadow you leave behind funny thoughtful physical impossible or good fodder for cryptid slash alien conspiracy theorists you've got 30 minutes to plan steal a giant salami from staffordshire and go down a selection with the 27 inch long four inch thick who took it to kill a fireplace that's it if that ever is happening i'm going full pogo i'm gonna have that that's freaking amazing my dude santa claus is immune to coven 19 says dr anthony fosea obvious did his dna bleed him dry milk santa wait don't milk santa bleed him dry please don't milk santa every time he ends it it sounds like a water splash from minecraft congrats you've officially ruined all time for me thanks a lot mr random peep i do not know what to say oh the french have entered legit translation the french are freaking the cat ignore the top part it's all about the french freaking that cat what's more impressive when it's done naked attending a sexual harassment seminar really show them who's the boss what if you put your fingers in a girl's mouth to be sexy and she just made a really loud whistle with them that called a horse over player 3 has entered the game that's illegal that's illegal my friends every time dear small line of dirt that won't go into the dustpan freak you bud you messed with my ocd eh just snort it like i do got some sweet dead ants in my nose last time no seriously how does he wipe his butt i mean look at him he's built like a box that's why he wants his wife back what up baby can daddy get a wipe in you know you want to why did i do a corpse impression for that why shrek is one of the most diverse movie series of all times body positivities gays trans latinos racial commentary interracial managers commentary on privilege milfs these are all categories yes yes they are and by the way the donkey thing that's not interracial that's interspecies that's wrong interspecies but yeah i i like donkey's wife spongebob their faces say it all patrick is canonically hung i mean look at him mr krabs is like whoa man yeah i wish i had one that big hmm it's likely i could lose my job soon i should have a backup plan let's see what i've got oh second quick all right then looks like i'm about to work the corner if she's really good at it she might not lose a current job oh one time versus a lifetime there you go why did nine-year-old me think this was another word for piss once asked my teacher after watching this if i could go for it to the toilet i still to this day lose sleep over thinking about it thanks the lonely island me watching in my earbuds getting accidentally unplugged up auto paws when earpods are removed my grandma's funeral watching the last only fan videos huh made me chuckle made me asking the big questions here if santa had a penis where would it go both it's a mythical creature why not have a double donker or a triple dogger or unlimited donger or just no tongue come at me bro i'll beat your butt up i'm jacked steven forgets that he isn't on the internet stephen hawking's origins oh so that's how mr hawkins ended up in the wheelchair anyways if you made it this far hopefully you're not using the poop sock right now feel free to like comment subscribe let us know you like see more down in the comments below have a good day be good people and remember stay safe out there everyone you

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Length: 15min 30sec (930 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 21 2021