r/Madlads · that's not mike....

without ugly in this world there would be nothing beautiful huh thank you for your sacrifice keegan obi-wan dooku hey it's not that funny [Music] [Applause] is this thing on is it all i think it's on anyways what's going on guys welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today i actually want to say something before we start the video so if my calculations are correct we have by now hit over 300 000 subscribers and i just want to say thank you to everybody who's a part of the easy peasy community you know coming from all the narrators you know it means a lot to us from the owner of the channel to the editors and everybody we like we love you guys and it's super awesome that we got to this point anyways enough of the sentimental stuff today we're going to be taking a look at r slash mad lads you know the subreddit where all the crazy people get to roam wild anyways i'm sure you know the subreddit so without further ado let's go playing 7-eleven polyrhythm inside of a 7-eleven on july 11th at 7 11 for 7 minutes and 11 seconds ah man this guy's got it all figured out i feel like this guy doing all the 7-elevens at the same time is gonna like summon a demon it might open a open a dimensional portal or something like that i don't know this seems a little cursed i'm 14 years old and i'm gonna do a freaking party if tiktok gets shut down worldwide i'm 15 years old and i hate everyone below my age yeah you stupid 14 year old because i because i'm 15 and that's better for some reason why on news world is one we're proud to be banned by china you know what that's confidence right there i i appreciate this news network they're like we got banned by china because we're real and you know i respect that someone changed the google description of a church after they had a racist freakout over a black girl studying on their lawn st paul's first lutheran church one star public bathroom in los angeles when i'm a parent i won't take my kids electronics when they get in trouble i'll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out oh god satan is that you grizzly bear sounds played this in the middle of the night on a camping trip and i freaked everyone out great trip is the bike still for sale hey yes it is what's the lowest you'll go on it ah two miles an hour anything less you'll tip over i mean hey technically the truth this mad baby was born holding in his hand the iud used for birth control what you thought this was gonna kill me you'll never be able to kill me mom i will not shop at costco until you remove the mandatory mask rule costco wholesale thank you for taking such a brave stand sharon we look forward to the documentary they will make about you someday jack wow very professional response costco looks like i will be getting a membership refund myself it should be a choice costco wholesale we've chosen not to refund you oh wow costco is savage psych it's fake it's by a tick tocker who does this for a living it's super funny uh if i knew his name i would shout him out but yeah this is fake oh yeah i know it's not important but the guy's name is uh ben palmer i just i just thought i'd say it all right moving on to the next meme i would like to be buried with a random extra bone in my body to confuse archaeologists in the future oh no i can do you one better somebody should bury like a 12-foot skeleton in the ground so that the archaeologists were like oh my god what were these humans eating mia malcova i could be that girl for you carson call me carson what oh carson why do you tease me so why are you doing this i love you no that's my man carson he ain't falling for no e-girls no siree no he's just like no he's just walking around the eye i said no for me dawg i'm moving on which character from the office are you chili's grilling bar says chili's can't argue with that assessment why do redditors make the same comments over and over just to annoy you just to annoy you just to annoy you just to annoy you just to annoy you yep that checks out i called the cops on my own party one time because i was ready to go to bed i mean you gotta do what you gotta do cyberpunk 2077. wow that actually looks pretty cool is that last building ea's headquarters in 2077 cyberpunk yes and if you zoom in closer you can even see the concept art from fifa 78 it's said to be the best fifa ever my work rival knows that my three-year-old is more independent than his three-year-old and he knows that my three-year-old is faster than his three-year-old and he also knows that my three-year-old has a bigger vocabulary than his three-year-old but what he doesn't know is that my three-year-old is four ah i see you're playing him for the long con i like that the local police says please complete this form attention drug dealers is your drug dealing competition costing you money would you like to eliminate that problem well we can take your competition off the streets for free let's see my competition is blank my competition lives at blank my competition's phone number is blank and my competition sells drugs at blank i don't know about this form yeah to be fair the only people who are gonna be filling out this form is probably six nine and remy from ratatouille but that that's about it cause ain't nobody else snitching all right that was the joke all right i'm moving on i mean i figured people wouldn't get that reference so i'm just saying yeah nobody's gonna snitch all right peace out i have seen the i'm deceased award being used for nothing but trolling it needs to be removed oh well i'm deceased all right let's uh let's try to read this hi it seems you can read upside down or maybe you cheated and okay i'm flipping it over or maybe you cheated and turned your phone screen over either way i thank you for liking this comment and reading it also get back to watching the video why are you even reading this anyways have a great day i cheated and turned my phone screen over i even liked your comment when my screen was upside down oh so you just disliked it okay that makes sense bro my dog got ran over which one biscuit dang now he's flatbread dude nice one up top all right doom crossing eternal horizons music video featuring natalya nachon wish me luck guys i'm gonna show this to my eight-year-old cousin who's playing animal crossing right now okay yeah so you're just gonna scar him for life cool i couldn't find a big enough flash drive so i'm installing windows for my drone it looks ridiculous but you know if it works it works a man in his 50s absconded from a new zealand coronavirus quarantine facility cutting through a fence to visit a liquor store mann cuts through fence to escape coco 19 quarantine and visits liquor store because of course he did although i have to ask did he buy coronas r slash hydro homies hey guys oh wow even this tree is a rebel beautiful making and eating an egg even though my mom told me not to oh oh gosh this guy's a rebel i love how it has no dislikes that's the way it should be this week is emmy voting week if you're an emmy member and you're not a pedo please vote for me as best actor in a comedy thanks up now anybody who doesn't vote for him is automatically a pep house but there you go this guy this guy's a genius a man was nabbed for impersonation after trying to write his girlfriend's exam for her in zimbabwe what are you talking about this lovely young woman is just trying to write her essay oh oh okay maybe maybe not the true power of the avatar procrastinators most of the time oh look i can do this tiny thing procrastinators 30 minutes before an assignment is due i have the power college speech class final presentation wrote the speech and made the powerpoint in about an hour the night before my topic was literally how to fail your final speech i was the only person he's ever given 100 to in over 10 years of teaching the class i mean the idea is very clever but if he got 100 then technically he didn't fail his speech unless he failed and that's what gave him the hundred because he was right it's confusing welcome to feminist united uh can i speak to the man in charge uh get out comment on lego star wars 3 minikit guide how do you do a flip i'm doing it on wii press joystick twice wow six years later i appreciate you homie see that's nice nothing 5 stars it says 12 years and older but i'm 9 years old so i don't care but the game is nice see that's what it's about chinese boy's arm is paralyzed after gaming up to 22 hours a day for a month a teenager in china has been unable to move his left arm in hand after binge playing computer games for a month the 15 year old nicknamed xiao bin indulged in video games for up to 22 hours a day while staying home during the coco virus lockdown his mother said he was rushed to a hospital in southern chinese city na ning in march after he suddenly passed out at home geez 22 hours a day for a whole month like what are you even playing that's so fun is it among us i bet it's among us india banned tick-tock but not grinder the boys can have fun what is grindr you should download it and find out oh man with the 23 likes i don't like this foreshadowing yeah i'm sure nothing good came from this rockstar has just selected you to add a feature to grand theft auto 6. what do you add oh that's easy a release date drops mike yeah lucky for real when are they going to stop like you know shoveling gta 5 down our throats and come out with gta it's been like 12 years come on apparently crusader helmets don't count as masks i guess hey while you live and you learn since kfc fired me today the 11 herbs and spices are salt pepper basil parsley chili powder lemon pepper thine sage onion powder and garlic powder not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed what do you mean only seven people like this the whole world needs to see this hidden beach a review left by waleed abdullah one star it's not hidden anymore you just played yourself well to be fair i mean if you're gonna mark the location of a hidden beach yeah it's not hidden anymore this is my husband y'all lol be easy the side piece what did i say about you posting us [ __ ] airing our business out everywhere how dare you r slash world news china makes criticizing cpp rule in hong kong illegal worldwide illegal for anyone in the world to promote democratic reform for hong kong i hereby promote democratic reform for hong kong ah no what have you done now the chinese government is after you but to be fair with the amount of information that you know chinese companies get from us like just in general they might have already been after you city officials in san francisco are introducing the karen act to outlaw racially motivated 9-1-1 calls it stands for caution against racially exploitative non-emergencies san francisco officials karen's the rest of america hey that's what you get karen tim tebow god created you for a reason and created you to be special he created you for a purpose lamberton said god created me to kill him oh does immediately washing your mouth with soap prevent you from getting affected after someone with covet 19 forcefully french kisses you no it's too late you better get tested wait a second who's the mad lad in this situation the person with covet 19 who french kissed somebody like no that's that's not cool this is just a mess yeah this guy better get tested little nos x is the only gay person i can respect i'm about to start bumping this crap in my room i don't give an f little nos x don't bump my stuff if you say stuff like this you got that wendy's edition i'm watching this on mcdonald's wi-fi betrayer red bull ring on google maps right now is fire things have gotten out of hand yeah they're everywhere are you comfortable answering political and ethical questions on here if so what's your stance on masks and donald trump marquis brownlee says i don't get into politics as much as i get into track records so on that front masks have been pretty good and trump has been pretty bad ac dc the razor's edge this song makes me want to knock out matt from wii sports in boxing easier said than done my friend easier said than done if kanye wins the presidency i will delete all my minecraft worlds that would be a really big wager if it wasn't for the fact that we're kinda past the point of kanye you know in presidency that okay moving on i worked as a bartender and a deaf mute man came in and i asked him what he wanted he mimicked masturbating and then snorting a line he wanted a jack and coke we both laughed like crazy he'd come in somewhat regularly and he was such a free spirit world of engineering says this to elon musk elon musk replies with these numbers and and gosh they are freaking nerds no heart stop saying no heart that's literally like the most annoying thing of all time no heart emoji i want to keep myself oh no don't do that what's wrong i will never be with a girl like you i'm too ugly no you're not everyone is beautiful in their own way send me nudes oh what a character shift right there well i i didn't think we'd be you know getting a visit from nice guys over here but gosh dang that's that's terrible can you send me your handpicks i'm a part-time palm reader oh of course i can here you go oh nice how old are you 21 you're 21 and you still believe in crap like palm reading lmao ah you got played this is for the guy who said i never pin comments here you go i'm pinning my own comment now shut up in middle school during lunch i was getting my tray and one of the lunch ladies gave me a free bag of doritos after i was done eating my lunch i went to eat the doritos and the bag was completely empty i got played like a fiddle now i don't want to be rude but the fact that you were handed you know a doritos bag and you weren't able to tell it was just air inside that's that's kind of on you man every time you feel stupid just remember plankton's plans to escape prison you see plankton is on the next level none of them realized that he could easily sneak out but once he did it's over the next time he's in prison it'll be one that's made for him by breaking out a prison like any other inmate he redirects the prison's attention away from the obvious flaw creating another problem for the prison to solve by doing this he could escape prison if recaptured easily when he absolutely needs to no you do got a point wait it's all destroyed always has been no you just can't reply to your own comment haha replied jevel says this song makes me want to reply to my own comment with a couple other accounts named after the two other members of the trio dementia says same mark says welp haha the mad lad actually did it mike rowe the part that fascinates me jennifer is the part where you assume your respect is something i might be craving what happened exactly to give you the impression that people you've never met might care about having your respect well i don't know what jennifer said but yeah you better speak the truth mike how can you eat these precious creatures is this a rhetorical question are you looking for recipes i did this when i proposed to my fiance i got down on one knee and told her i had a rock in my shoe she turned back around but i had the ring tucked in my sock the whole time she totally bought it and it was the perfect surprise proposal oh my god that's genius three wishes three rules one no wishing for more wishes two no wishing for superpowers three no wishing over life and death huh okay wish number one i wish for no rules listen here you little sh since i can't post to our slash mad lads without it being a social media post i have to post this crap here huh some dude is selling an actual street sign and it's 50 off wait isn't it illegal to sell street signs or like to collect streets on you know it doesn't matter he's a mad lad when you give your own meme silver so it has a better chance of making it to hot a small price to pay for salvation yoko ono screaming at an art show original my dad entered the room because he heard this from the other room and i switched it to a porn tab because it's easier to explain and way less embarrassing this was seen on a dj set music loving mad lad i held a crap in for 45 minutes because i didn't want to let the vibe die smh now adobe like that sometimes sully in the shining i'm going to edit the movie by adding this scene to the end and then i'm going to show it to my children oh god you're a monster you're worse than sully and mike and they're literally monsters told this girl i was 6'3 we're linking tomorrow and i'm actually 5'5 well coming from somebody who's also 5 5 i just want to let you know you're screwed there's nothing you can do well okay hold up actually you could probably like you know get a another one of your short friends you know have them like piggyback ride you on the date like with a long trench coat and just maybe try and convince them that way but yeah that's all you can do i can't with british people they need to chill with the makeup i can't with american people they need to chill with the guns touche british people touche an arm wrestling contest between a father and son turned violent and led to an eight-hour standoff with deputies authorities said sheriff man pulls gun after losing arm wrestling match with sun son haha dad i beat you at the arm wrestling contest oh yeah son say that to me one more time youtuber anything for views leaves girl because she watches jake paul slept over at a girl's place last night i was sleeping in bed with her and the next thing i know her phone is blasting and she's watching youtube i look at her phone and she's watching freaking jake paul i deadass said nothing and got my crap together and walked out the front door and let's zoom in hey did you leave yeah i effing did why did you leave because your stupid ass was watching jake paul and it woke me up also bring my jewel over tonight i left it by your bed okay i'll bring it over next time thanks boo wow this man really wasn't having it that's oh man that's tough governor phil murphy says better to be six feet apart than six feet under true the doom soundtrack this song makes me wanna walk across the street without holding my mommy's hand oh you better not do maternal original soundtrack this music makes me want to go downstairs and turn the lights off and then come upstairs slowly you're a madman you're flat out insane why do you even use facebook to spy on carrots and flat earth groups for content for my youtube channel i mean hey that's actually a pretty good reason how are you i'm good but i would be better if i had you in my arms mood also smooth you know what else is smooth what the transition into today's sponsor glasswire you see glasswire is a software that helps monitor your network activity and protect you from harmful websites oh god it's an ad just swipe left you're doing it wrong here's the real double wrench method thanks now i can break into my neighbor's house and toast all of his bread and put it back in the bag yeah but why would you do that what what kind of sadistic person would go out of their way to do this they're so weird looking if any of us went back in time we'd be the brad pitt of the time well to be fair most people weren't the product of generations of inbreeding most people look more or less like we do now chances are that you would be just as ugly as you are now no matter the time period got him he smoked a joint with half a kilo of weed to prove to the cops that it was for personal consumption he is a man of focus commitment and sheer [ __ ] will wanna play send this to your best friend imma send it to someone and say oh sorry wrong person oh man you're heartless ten years ago i gotta go walk my dog brb two months ago i'm back geez what'd you walk your dog around the solar system is a 1990 honda civic x worth buying i wouldn't buy it unless you also get some type of long stick to keep the swarms of horny women at bay when you park it i mean yo for real look at this chick magnet all right anybody who sees this car is just gonna gravitate towards you because come on it's beautiful mike says came what are you talking about mike masturbating oh r slash jokes i saw a girl crying so i asked where are your parents and she started crying even more r slash two sentence horror i saw a girl crying so i asked her where are your parents and she started crying even more oh okay so so it's it's a joke but it's also horrifying okay good to know what's your gender would you like to screw around with an attractive alien 72 percent of males said yes and and you know what i'm not surprised well everyone that's my time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r mad lads if you did make sure to support the channel by leaving a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads anyways i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Length: 18min 55sec (1135 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2020