r/Cursedcomments · he's going to clarinet you

age 22 tom holland age 34 andrew garfield age 43 toby mcguire age 95 stan lee possibly immortal uh just checked not immortal ah rest in peace what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your host david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash curse comments ah yes curse comments truly the content that makes you lose faith in humanity i hope you guys are ready to be uncomfortable because we're about to hop on into the video so without further ado let's go someone literally died on my flight today so we made an emergency landing and everyone missed their connections the guy behind me was complaining saying how is this an emergency if they're already dead and i'd just like to say that you sir are the devil why are you booing me i'm right i mean let's be real here he's dead just throw him off okay so you know maybe throwing them off of the plane is a little extreme but at least let the people who are alive finish their connections right like surely that's not too much to ask for right laptop overheating pour water on it to cool it down i trusted you do not trust people like me i will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back there without tasting me like blood in your mouth i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when i leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people jesus christ that took a turn seriously don't mess with this person geez if you had to sacrifice an avenger to find the coronavirus cure who would it be and why did you choose captain marvel because if it fails we can use the time stone from doctor strange to revive her and repeat the sacrifice ritual with her again ah so basically you just want to keep killing her over and over whether it works or not look i get captain marvel might not be the best superhero but come on that's just cruel i used to quite like nutella until i saw a picture of it split up into each part so we got the palm oil the powder the cocoa hazelnuts and sugar wings over scotland if you did the same thing to your mom she wouldn't look great either well i mean technically the truth surely you wouldn't want to split your mother up into individual parts you'd be showing your friends like so this is the kidney and this is the skin which is actually the biggest organ and then all your friends will be creeped out outrage as billboard for terminator film is erected outside abortion clinic oh there are no accidents said master oogway i'm guessing there are accidents if there's an abortion clinic ah you got a point can we just take a moment to say fu to the people who stick gum to the underside of tables it's like a library you take some for yourself and then put it back for the next person and that's enough internet for today and with that everyone i just want to say that uh yep uh we're gonna wrap up the video here it's uh it's been good yeah but you gotta keep reading the memes wait what actually you're not done yet i gotta keep going yeah you gotta keep going are you sure i said keep reading okay gosh can i at least see my kids no hello oh okay next meme axolotl you're an endangered species but you've been added into minecraft which will bring more awareness about your situation and maybe we can fix it we need to make more animals endangered so mahjong will add them i'm not sure that's the point but at least you're enthusiastic florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco taco bell don't threaten me with a good time oh no taco bell what are you doing in the cursed comments question if you're married to one of the identical twin sisters how would you recognize your wife why should i yeah because if you were able to tell the difference you would be in the wrong if you made a mistake but if you can't tell the difference hey that's double trouble for you oxford university student who stabbed her tinder lover in a drinking drug fueled rage could be spared jail by a judge because she's extraordinary and it would damage her surgeon career no you effing idiot yeah just wait for her to stab the patient during surgery exactly she'll have a botched surgery and everybody's gonna be like well you could have seen this coming but yeah no you let her go free night dress for sleeping for women and girls is the woman included well if you bought it on wish then probably so bruh i was afk and came back to someone dead in cafeteria what the f lamao lol lunchtime oh you people are sick wait do they literally sell gpus in the black market everything is sold on the black market not my kidney not yet oh my girlfriend is a half korean her mom is korean and her dad is korean and her legs got ripped off in a car accident yo you had me in the first half i'm not gonna lie well to be fair she only had one half to give people who sleep nude what's your 3am burglar defense strategy one put on a clown mask two grab a knife three say alexa intruder alarm four room turns pink and barbie girl plays five walking up to them with a knife raised oh that's going to be creepy you're going to be standing there like i'm a barbie girl oh god this man's a freak get away from me dogs should live as long as their owners well all right human life expectancy is now 14 years so uh what's the new age of consent yeah that's definitely going to lead to some problems terraria is nine years old now like if you're a terrorist i'm a tourist but what is terraria please explain uh yeah somebody's gonna want to watch this guy if godzilla was real he would produce 151 million gallons of urine per day and i'd swallow all of it bro bro come on we don't need this energy had this shirt for a year and always wonder why the sleeves were black until i met this man today great now go inside of him think about it jake abandoned his entire species and their chance to gain resources for their dying planet just so he could clap some alien cheeks making him the ultimate simp simp this guy took vr to the next level is it possible to learn his power i'm asking for a friend of course egypt police using dating apps to find and imprison lgbtq plus people imagine rounding up gay men and putting them all in an enclosed space and people say heaven on earth doesn't exist yeah no no they're still in prison that's that's still not a good thing but i see where you're coming from you cursed and weird gentlemen best game for a six-year-old or under besides pokemon games doom trust me it's a very christian game oh yeah doom perfect game for your kid what'd you say six years or under yeah your kid's gonna love doom me after saving money for a year i will finally be able to buy a gaming pc my girlfriend i guess is pregnant but now you have one more kidney to sell this guy is literally talking about harvesting a baby's organs and people reading this are like yeah i'll upvote this girlfriend required requisites being female although this is optional another requirement a pulse but this is also optional hmm i don't know about that one bud we're all screwed aren't we teacher passes out test atheist kid praise smart kid cries tougher smart kid also cries the rest of the class we're screwed ah you guys did class pregnancy tests as well okay but if everyone in the classroom's pregnant that would be more impressive than it would be alarming when the g falls off the graveyard sign smooth when the g falls off of the grape juice okay yep uh yeah no no put that g back on there we we don't want none of that energy my mom was sitting on our sofa and said i wish i can just teleport to the bed whenever so here it is you can teleport to your bed whenever you want whenever anywhere we can all teleport to your mom's bed uh you thought you were safe from your mom jokes just because you thought of a cool superpower nope they still gotcha kratos holding up the head of his enemy with the way this series is going i expect kratos to eventually crucify jesus while he's getting there just you wait we can now create life without the need for sperm or eggs imagine being born this way and getting in a row session in grade school tommy i know you're artificial ain't talking how you get made in a whole lab and still be ugly ah that's true that would be devastating oh boy my first ever clown gig i'm nervous but clown school prepared me well just gotta put on my colorful afro and yeah i look great time to bring some joy to all those dying children at the hospital everything's all right until the gun falls out of the costume no no you just explained it was part of your act and then you get fired and then you kill a late night tv show host and then you ruin the city you live in yeah maybe you don't want to act as a joker between the 11th and 19th centuries certain japanese monks practiced a form of meditation called i can't pronounce that i'm going to call it soccer ball basically they would meditate for up to 10 years slowly quitting eating and drinking until their bodies dried up and they died in a natural form of preservation or self-mummification oh that is creepy so basically this is slide but in a holy way yep yep that's exactly what it is bounty eliminate jesus six thousand dollars yeah well you know what they say good soldiers follow orders thomas was only following orders i mean okay if we're being real here eliminating jesus should be way more expensive than six thousand dollars i mean come on at least six thousand fifty i mean that's only fair better yet six thousand six hundred sixty six dollars you know what that's a good price yeah it's your host killer keemstar mayweather versus logan paul this year no joke boxing insider just told me this dude couldn't beat ksi is he trying to die bruh my man can't stay away from science oh no i mean okay logan paul he's in good condition but mayweather come on no we all know how this is gonna end right just had sex wait no not with the cat why did you screenshot wrong p word dude seriously i don't know what you were thinking you can't just put a message like that out next to an animal that's that's messed up i'm queen because my father is king gonna keep the bloodline pure uh uh hold up my friend took her of a cat to the vet and this b word wanna act surprised when she ain't know she was pregnant oh look at the cat's face it's like what i can't be pregnant oh oh i am pregnant whoopsies i told her to take the pill oh jeez shane dawson is that you i've gotten so good at among us i found out my girl is cheating where were you last night i was with dylan and sarah we were at blank that's crazy cause sarah called me asking where you were which means you were alone with dylan again wait i can explain i'm sorry baby we didn't even do much sabotage her o2 with your bare hands okay i don't know about any of that but maybe instead of cutting off her o2 you can just cut the lights off of your relationship with her that's a better option right uk debates seems fair pretty proper american debates old man yells at old man chinese debates oh yeah i'm awesome and russian debates it is strange why all my opponents die before election rest in peace comrade damn which country has the safest and coolest debates russia it's either putin or shuten i mean it's sad but true titanic is just an old woman telling stories about some good she got on a cruise so after he drew me like one of his french girls he found an empty car and we flew so hard i got humid as hawaii in there oceanographist ma'am we just want to know how the ship sank no no i'm getting to that part anyways i was lying there barbecue sauce on my hoodies made a lego among us kill animation compilation and stop motion imagine minding your own business in electrical then pink comes out of the vent completely naked and beats you to death with his massive ding-dong yeah that's not the way i want to go out original stop it get some help michael jordan anti-drug psa thanks to jordan making this video i took away my grandma's drugs and now she's sleeping peacefully on the carpet uh yeah police cops yeah you might want to check out this comment pastor quits church to become a stripper and says she's never been happier satan checkmate old man she went from our father to my daddy depression is a phase uh no it's not but okay let's read my kid says he is depressed i already took his phone away is there anything else i can do to get him out of this phase ah yes the beatings will continue until morale improves i mean what a weird way to combat a problem you're like oh you're depressed well i don't really know how to help you so i'm just gonna punish you for not being able to handle it on your own i'm a great parent i don't know why he's upset it's like ah you know you just hate to see it abortion is okay it's killing another human without their consent what are they gonna say gugu gaga please don't kill me la mao yo the disrespect one star don't bother calling for takeout they put you on hold and never come back frankie d zoner sorry for your inconvenience the server taking your order had a seizure while doing so and couldn't complete the process when you showed up to retrieve your order and it was not ready even though there was an ambulance in front of the restaurant and we were tending to the medical emergency at hand we offered to complete your order at that time i am sorry that you declined and chose to complain in a public forum must have been little seizures dude come on not the time seriously where do you people come from a clarinet with a tactical scope on when squidward's had enough squibbles sitting there like you guys never wanted my music but i'm gonna give you my music how to choke your partner safely please label this better i thought this was about how to choke someone out and i made a guy during a jujitsu match well uh did did you win the match i guess when all is considered you both won my sister telling my parents i snuck out last night call an ambulance me telling my parents about her only fans but not for me wait how do you know about her only fans she once told me she would get me a lego star wars set if i record her for the only fans but she didn't look i understand siblings doing favors for one another but this that that's messed up cursed dentist imagine opening your mouth for the dentist and he spits in it great i'm already scared of the dentist now i'm gonna have to think of this every time and i'll have to worry about hiding my emotion wait what why would you have it oh god oh no if medusa had bigger boots the number of people turning into statues would have been significantly lesser yeah oh the number of people rock hard would stay the same though also technically the truth where can i buy a frog not for special reasons i'm in the market for a frog but i don't know where slash what kind of frog i want to get a frog from i would like the frog not for ritual reasons to be blue any information is helpful and thanks in advance for the people who may help me on my journey to acquiring my dream pet ben shapiro 20 says where can i find one too for special reasons ah you people are sick wait a minute men use love to get sex women use sex to get love i use to style my hair each morning i freaking turned on data to see this it made me want to freaking vomit yeah vomit works as deodorant but not as hair gel look i know this is just trying to be creepy and make us uncomfortable but vomit would make for a terrible deodorant like i'm not even upset because it's disgusting i'm upset because it's not plausible grandma irl visiting grandma versus leaving grandma well they're definitely not leaving with an empty belly how did grandma manage to make both of them pregnant that fast yeah you know they say grandma works in mysterious ways well everyone we've reached the end of the video if you liked this vid make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification 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Id: 9aZqfiBh40w

Length: 14min 50sec (890 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021