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dude what is your street name lil marco you live on a street called lil marco oh you met my address how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're taking a look at r slash memes flat earthers claim australia doesn't exist and people who live there are actors paid by nasa 25 million people in australia am i a joke to you boomer humor i hate my wife millennial humor i hate my life gen z humor gordon ramses are you still selling the 30 inch tv no sorry i sold it a few days ago how about 200 i already sold it sorry 250. i literally do not have it then don't waste my time ah yes the negotiator when your girl says daddy pass the salt you in and you and her dad reach for it then you remember you are in your own house i'm the daddy here will you press the button you can get any lego set you want whenever you want but you have to use the leonardo dicaprio drinking meme template and all of your memes well there you go teacher hypes up class party all year the party the underpaid teacher who bought it with its own money excuse me ma'am your wallet fell sorry i have a bf my wallet now it's not cool to jewel in school schools i have no idea what i'm doing but i feel like i'm doing it really really well when you live in a small country and see someone mention it on the internet ew what the heck is this cuties on netflix ew what the heck is this it's the same thing for guys yeah disgusting me finally coming out of my room to socialize look who's emerged from his cave no we're not having dinner yet wow i thought you've gone extinct don't even get me started a man sued his employer for racial discrimination settled the suit took the settlement check to the bank to cash it then the bank didn't believe the check was real and called the cops on him leading to another racial discrimination lawsuit the guy right now flat earthers claim australia doesn't exist and people who live there are actors paid by nasa me an australian waiting for my paycheck when you beat the other sperm cells that could have been millionaires or doctors just to come out of disappointment wait i can explain you can drink since 16 i have to wait till 18. 18. i have to be older than 21. you guys can drink alcohol what is your i was intox before it was cool thing swine flu i got it in february 2008 and was the third reported case worldwide a surprise to be sure but a welcome one dad please stop you never make good jokes i made you my point still stands you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting my little sis had an accident today at kindergarten and this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel so sad slash embarrassed i just want to say i'm a huge fan when you beat a hard level but you only get two stars instead of three doesn't count that's right you do it again and properly this time my friend at work me not realizing this is where they worked this one is very well edited walmart loses 3 billion to theft each year and if we all pitch in to help we can get that number a lot higher this year that is in the first half not gonna lie when you find someone who has the same sick sense of humor when the gun that one shot at everything doesn't one shot the boss anakin stop panicking i don't have a plan again me makes race car noises when i push my trolley around every girl in the shop my teacher is asking kids did you get anything for valentine's day if the kid says no she puts candy on their desk when she got to me she didn't even ask she just put it on my desk i don't care what universe you're from that one's gotta hurt i i really appreciate all the uh prequel memes in here it's ashjoy's uh thinking about hitting earth but uh nah jupiter's stepping in when jerry died when tom died thomas had never seen such [ __ ] before women in medieval europe the town's people burn the witch human cuts lawn grass releases a smell to save itself humans joke's on you i'm into them what guys think tan lines are what girls think tan lines are what tan lines actually are tangent line get out of here me when someone asks me about my computer specs it seems to run on some form of electricity other people underwater me underwater my eyes cyberpunk 2077 puts on glasses just a bunch of noodles man 2020 adam santa looks like he would abduct and sell 1995 adam sandler good god there is love without sex there is sex without love there is you without both why must you hurt me in this way if i ever become a surgeon i would say right before the patient passes out from anesthesia okay pull up the wikihow article well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan it's raining lasers here we're dead if we get hit don't worry we're the main characters they can't possibly kill us when you're in public and you have to cough but it's in the middle of 2020 i i yeah i relate to this i just i just really don't want people looking at me you know if you ever feel dumb just know that when my friend was 14 she went to a psychiatrist because she had a voice in her head it was her brain like literally just her thoughts she thought that she was the only person who had the ability to think for 14 years her friend everyone is stupid except me if america did this we'd only have like 20 people in switzerland you can be denied citizenship for being too annoying yeah it's true friend you can't recognize someone from just seeing a shoulder me all roads lead to rome people in rome realizing they can't get out somebody's dad in the back of every homeschool zoom call i'm i'm gay and also hi i'm gay and also i'm dad you fell for it fool you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted you outsmarting karen it's a free country i don't have to wear a mask cashier it's a free country i don't have to serve you it is time to go were we a good meme what no you tried to steal my job what girls think tension looks like what boys think tension looks like what tension really looks like 11 year old in real life 11 year old anime 11 year old and netflix it's sad and true wake up make a meme forget the template forget the template people still get it high schoolers in real life high schoolers and netflix shows high schoolers and anime also true mom lego is for children me 20 and my dad 57 how could a member of my own family say something so horrible nintendo ds has two screens has a touchscreen battery never dies nearly indestructible can play games costs 149 dollars macbook pro has one screen no touchscreen battery has five hours max breaks if you eat near the keyboard can't play doom costs 23.99 yikes it's true though i dropped my ds so many times and also into water multiple times and it kept working so hey good on you nintendo if i had a nickel for every time kim jong-un was in a coma in 2020 i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice her he is probably thinking of other women him my dog understands several human words i don't understand any dog barks he may be smarter than me what would you do if you won the lottery me in 1989 billionaire richard branson released a hot air balloon shaped like a ufo and hired a [ __ ] dressed as e.t to scare people when it landed that's incredible puppy furious after ocean water destroys his sand castle the violence has escalated hello kim sup weirdo why do i have to be a weirdo if you weren't a weirdo kim would have given you a real number there was no sound he just died me about to start an anime with only one season me on season one episode 497 please sun eat your dinner here comes the airplane mulan will release on disney plus on september 4th for 29.99 in the u.s so i have to pay to watch a movie on a streaming service i already pay for prime video netflix and chill nah hulu with cthulhu oh man therapist why do you think you have a problem trusting people me qualified 17 out of 18. oh god deleted removed you crazy bastard what the hell happened here every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue oh um i gotta think about this for a little bit it's time to go let's go internet explorer is not responding a young man came up to our truck today because he was getting ready for his high school prom and didn't know how to tie his tie my heart was pretty full watching my partner step in to help him out this is what it's all about this does put a smile on my face me puberty me again but with ass hair nasa oh you guys are back early astronaut moon's haunted what grabs gun and gets back on the ship moon's haunted woman left naked at beach after boyfriend gives her dissolving bikini prink oompa loompas the parents who just watched their child get impaled with a chocolate spear the boss while you fight him the boss after you've unlocked them as a playable character i hate doing dishes i also hate how nestle is seen as a good company but in reality they are doing things that are downright criminal and inhumane to the people of pakistan by taking their own water and forcing them to buy it for absurd prices and causing hundreds of deaths each year that was deep people are going to skew the master ball's 100 catch rate oh no if beauty and the beast teaches us one thing it's that looks don't matter as long as you keep your locked up long enough no websites be like oh so you're human name every traffic light i consider myself a pacifist ernie but i once killed seven men in a prison shower with a bar of soap if you touch one of my paper clips again you're going to lose another eye during a video call i realized that my co-worker had an extremely high quality webcam i asked her about it and she said she streams regularly i asked her for her twitch id and she asked what's twitch hold up other people enjoying the memes from this template me wolverine's head looks like two batman's facing each other you're right the player with all the properties the player with all the money the player that's almost broke the player in jail me at work on a monday the clock picasso's self-portrait at ages 18 25 and 90. wait a minute japan and anime japan in real life and it is really sunny in those animes can you not yeah that is uh that cat doesn't look too happy the poster the commentator the voter the silent observer r unpopular opinion karens are the hottest type of person i find them to not only look good but their attitude fits all of my sexual needs i work retail and occasionally try to annoy them so they yell at me karen screaming at the retail worker the retail worker joke's on you i'm into that what is this thing it's solid glass all the way through like a big stir rod i'm gonna tell him don't you dare bro where are you you better not be ripping me off been waiting here for almost an hour sorry your dealer was arrested for methamphetamine possession want a doughnut they're healthier than meth the supplier the addict this cop birds horses dogs holes the fact that this isn't world news is terrifying saying goodbye to a species the very last male northern white rhino a powerful photo of 2018 me and the boys saying goodbye to our boy come on man float like a butterfly sting like a bee muhammad ali now this looks like a job for me enormous lion terrifies photographer with loud roar then smiles at him photographer a surprise to be sure but a welcome one when your mom introduces you to her new boyfriend and he greets you by your gamer tag oh no who the f stays up late sharing memes me she knocked a little statue off so she could be on the statue i see no god up here other than me genie i offer you three wishes me make that four wishes genie granted now you have three wishes left me the genie why love one but eat the other yes vegans why out for dinner with my boyfriend at mid convo he's absolutely not listening to me but looking longingly at another table making mad love eyes so i turn around and a freaking white labradoodle is locked in a trance with him i mean at least it wasn't another woman right new york times predicts that flying planes won't be possible for another 1 to 10 million years wright brothers after flying a plane literally two months later eight-year-old me in class eight-year-old me calculating damage in yu-gi-oh and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash memes thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button in the bell so you get notified every pz uploads and until the next one i'll see you around

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Id: ExXwr5ye4sE

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020