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here i am a guy wondering why i'm single even though i mostly ignore girls who tries to hit on me of course you do ignore your hallucination because people will think you're weird if you talk to them oof size large how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to be taking a look at r rare insults my brother-in-law used to look like a travel sized soprano travel sized everything ain't what it seemed lol remember shio x for a reason if that reason is you then you just gotta hold that l my boy no disrespect but this is all i think about when i see your avatar when did penguins get so emo that's okay rate my fit you look like a pepsi max he looks like tiger king's bisexual half-brother damn don't don't disrespect the doc like that it's not his fault mark zuckerberg has a natural guilty face he always looks like he was just caught with his hand in the cookie jar they look like if jake and logan paul were good people you're right if people used breakup lines instead of pickup lines what would some of them be they say one man's trash is another man's treasure i hope you find someone who treasures you the lead singer looks like if mountain dew was a person cardi b makes music for people who wash paper plates i don't even know what that means but yeah episode 1 the fat menace episode 2 heart attack of the clones episode 3 revenge of the 5th big mac episode 4 a glucose fluctuation episode 5 the indigestion strikes back episode 6 return of the heartburn episode 7 the horse awakens episode 8 the last pizza roll episode 9 the rise of pizza dough you all need to stop making ugly racist homophobic men famous for no reason hashtag noah beck is overparty that's disrespectful to ralph ralph is a treasure and noah beck looks like a bicycle see with a ginger wig on it a cutting assessment you have this three pound organ in your skull that is so [ __ ] amazing it literally defies the laws of its own construction and you use it to watch the bachelor and be r slash rare insults solve the puzzle yelp red snapchat yellow skype blank skype blue yeah skype blue sky blew a 17 year lead to zoom my feminism is blm inclusive lgbtq inclusive trans-inclusive immigrant and refugee inclusive muslim-inclusive mosque inclusive blah blah blah doesn't seem to be graphic designer inclusive though my eyes have an ouchy can't stand them efforts who play the oboe i love playing the oboe that's great man please see a psychiatrist now an important question where do you stand on bassoon players oh you look like the human version of mark zuckerberg he does laying on your left promotes digestion as gravity moves food through and cuts down on heartburn i get terrible nightmares when i sleep on my left side not sure why probably facing a mirror katie looks like a villain from a barbie movie i haven't even seen a barbie movie but i i think i know what they mean lol dead game larry your fifth chin has the same circumference as the sun i keep a fruit sticker on the top of my head so that if a cannibal ever eats me he'll have to peel off the sticker first to give me time to escape says shaq i want to see the monster-sized cannibal that could eat shack if you want to see your mom so bad then color and plan to get together sometime have breakfast or something life is short man don't want any regrets comment on ben shapiro reacts to [ __ ] by cardi b ben could have ten kids and he'd still be a virgin how does she look homeless inside her own home oh come on that's just mean why would you do this looks like he skipped brain day hugs over masks you single-handedly dropped the world's iq by over 20 percent sparks fly for this m4 and exclusive yas marina blue when you see it we see it where we usually do in the rear view mirror all right remind me not to get on bmw's bad side change three percent of your dna and you're a chimpanzee five percent of near a dolphin forty percent and near a banana how much of a change to become a pickle none just add a chromosome this is perfect you know your comment was so goddamn unfunny i slurped back a drink i spat out a couple years ago not gonna lie this song kind of hits hard on mute roast me he looks like a human cigarette my bf got his side pregnant but we both love each other should i stay yes still need a clown for the kids birthday parties are you okay he think he fly i'm so fly i could fly between that gap between your teeth i wish for the ability to switch between normal sight and sight that makes me see all the people that want to have sex with me granted you now have the ability to close your eyes i was murdered she looks like a mix of kim kardashian and buzz lightyear this is the guy who never grew out of being the fastest kid in second grade if he kissed hitler their facial hair wouldn't touch you're right she is the exact reason why shampoos have how to use it charlie's eyebrows look like he shaved them painted new ones on and let them grow back over the drawn on ones you are correct he looks like if hagrid and slim shady had a baby i'm bi boys are damn cute too yeah i said it i'm by myself ignored by women and men alike doctors are firing back at critics of wap saying it's healthy for people to have lubricated genitals this is the point we are at where doctors have to tell people that yes a poopy gets wet guys i don't know how to tell you this but if you think of getting wet as a sign of some sort of medical condition you are as useless in bed as a one-legged cat trying to bury a woman in cement oh eat spicy goodness like a boss he looks like vector from despicable me someone finally said it you look like the walmart version of ninja hey guys want to feel old i'm 40. you're welcome wait were you not 40 like 10 years ago miles believe they should be a part of the lgbt community i thought the catholic church opposed the lgbt community it looks like the virus is not as deadly as the mainstream media first made it out to be the people are still weak and dead you dumbass ghost elon living a second life is a de-aged clone man is rich enough he does look like elon what has bella thorne ever done besides being [ __ ] and smell like beef flavored ramen noodles god egoraptor looks like if dave girl started a gaming channel instead of starting the foo fighters cardi b has an only fans and i already know it's going to be no different than hentai because of how fake her body is i have a question to all men why do you wear a belt if the jeans will still be below your ass the same reason why your girl brings a purse on a date and don't pay oh god no never go into r slash politics it's like an overcrowded daycare who all desperately need a nap in there got him you know i've always found you immensely physically attractive but with your disability it looks like you're only half a man to me i don't know it sounds rude you weigh almost 250 pounds it's like you're actually two and a half women to me i don't know it sounds rude you were the biggest life you [ __ ] killed her dude billy eilish rejects lil pump's offer to wife her lil simp she said no because it would be affiliated to marry someone who still hasn't said his first full word damn i'm a cry what the f that dude looks like baloney mess her up nancy beyonce said pretty hurts now i know why a bad [ __ ] like me is always in pain you look like a prostitute [ __ ] nancy yeah and you look like the mayor of whoville what's up oh my god leave some eyeliner for the rest of us it's a [ __ ] eye marker i've seen ice cubes hotter than them finish this sentence says netflix i'm in the middle of watching anything that doesn't support pedophilia and sexualizing children holy you [ __ ] killed her dude deep fake is now mainstream and major sites are cashing in of all the problems with technology deep fake women is something i will never have to worry about why's that i jerk off to ugly people too you ain't safe i hope we go to an orgy and nobody want to welcome damn send me coochie pics what the f that's me i don't know who told y'all nine inches was a big because it's not we got miss deep dish [ __ ] over here yeah like gay station and their plug controllers well xbox was just great like always bruh this is a post about console war sucking we don't need a crying little fanboy to come in and start screeching like a blank velociraptor time traveler what year is it cia agent 1963 before or after jfk was before what this joke has been reused more than my gum sock sorry to know you could him only once i always refer to my penis as the plot well then this must be a short story oh sorry i fell asleep it's fine what did i miss oh good i thought i missed something big wrecked the clitoris has nearly 8 000 nerve endings and it's still not nearly as sensitive as reddit how can you objectively state that you've only ever found reddit hey hi what are you doing sitting here would you rather sit on this no that looks uncomfortable as in it's small and grossing you need to shave god i almost feel bad for your wick for looking like that i want to buy it i want to buy the hallmark card [ __ ] man that's sadder than them starving african kids commercials ain't no 50 cents a day going to help that thing though and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash rare insults thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button in the bell so you get notified whenever you don't easy peasy uploads and until the next one i'll see you around

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Length: 8min 53sec (533 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020