r/Me_irl · coke milk?

psychologists all dreams have a meaning my dreams oh it all makes sense now well well well what do we have here it's funny how we keep running into each other well then again i guess this was more of a scheduled meeting i mean you clicked on the video and i just so happened to be the guy who's hired to say what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash me in real life i'm pretty sure that introduction was a little more weird than it had to be but you know what else is weird the memes in this video i'm sure you guys are ready to hop on into it so without further ado let's go french fry crusted corn dogs i really thought this was two people in french fry costumes to be fair either way it'd be pretty strange i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride that's too late the damage is done how to play harmonica the blues what the hell am i doing here i have a test tomorrow i don't even have a harmonica you must do as the youtube recommendations command i never want my kids to mess up and think dad's gonna kill me i want their first thought to be i need to call my dad parenting with fear isn't parenting at all it's tolerating a child's presence until they're old enough to mind themselves let's talk about it all the insane parents who read that are like what no my kid has to fear me how else can i control them me in the theater at age 12 silently becoming an entirely different person over the course of 90 minutes as i download my new personality from the coolest character in a movie ah yes i'm transforming as embarrassing as it is i used to be like this cop i pulled you over going 68 in a 55 me dang 68 can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud cop sure whatever later in court judge how were you going 420 in a 55 the guy's like what can i say man i'm pretty cool the judge just stands there like guilty me forgetting that i exist while i'm driving yep and then you end up at your destination like how did i get here who am i how am i alive reading a self-help book the book mentions god alright i'm headed out me smiley face houseplant grows me houseplant me houseplant grows even more me yeah i changed no to hell yeah and my dad's phone dad can i throw a party this weekend don't you need friends to throw a party ah man what can i say dad's just one step ahead he got you people who are still awake at 6am i'm still here mother fluffer people who get up at 6 am oh god he's too powerful son hands me a picture he painted me what's that son it's our house me walks outside with sun do you see how it absolutely isn't i'm sorry son but you're no picasso ice king how do you taste ah nice i guess mild or spicy kinda lonely you gotta admit as insane as ice king was he was a whole mood myself me that's it big smile everyone's happy so you gotta pretend like you're happy too watching an hour long video watching seven hours worth of 10 minute videos why am i getting attacked in this post when the chinese restaurant got these old discolored photos on the wall you know the food is about to be freaking bomb gotta say i've never been in an incident where this hasn't been true me watching kitchen nightmare me that doesn't look so bad gordon ramsay that is hideous me hideous yeah yeah totally i thought so too obviously the people in movies based off true stories hey good looking the picture of the real person at the end of the movie oh huh i can see why they hired someone to play you when you wake up before your friend at their house uh so i guess i'll just kinda just kind of roam around indoors number three we can finally go out again good to know goodbye hmm i mean outside is cool and all but have you ever stayed inside and just ate pizza i mean it's pretty cool girls hands be like yep i'm just gonna hold everything that's years of evolutionary adaptation due to the lack of pockets in most women's clothes it's the truth the women had to adapt the world is so unfair i effing loved toast what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like cook it again unreal my extrovert friend ordering me food me hey thanks man yeah i would have done it myself but yeah no me looking at reddit ads thinking they're memes trying to find the joke you can keep searching but you probably won't find the joke all you'll find is pain when you pause the music but keep the headphones on so you can eavesdrop ah yes i am a spy we really are just peasants again bake bread avoid plague revolt yeah so next time an old person says back in my day you can just shout back at them we know just wait i hope your day is oh i get it legendary my dumbass was saying coke milk in my opinion that's better hey guys i hope your day is totally coke milk it's got a nice ring to it i don't mind it come underneath the blanket i got something to show you you see they're my glow-in-the-dark dinosaurs do you like them isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and the other hand that just sits there like i don't know how to hold a pencil yep and cue the ambidextrous people laughing in the background me hi can i please give you all my money college no you gotta be in geometry when you were 14. me okay sorry for asking man college has got us looking like a bunch of punks out there i don't want to say don't go to college but don't let them treat you like this since reddit is upvoting everything here's my cat in a box wow it must have got a lot of upvotes because it ended up here good for this cat just drove past this kid i'm crying hey it's my 14th birthday today honk or some [ __ ] yep uh 14 yeah no that checks out my thing is why does he look so sad maybe it's apathy because you know teenagers don't really care about anything like that but like come on man it's your 14th birthday yes i know we live in a society but come on cheer up me looking at the mother effort that honked at my mom do it again tough guy why ayatta song that goes google search engine huh me well can you find it has anyone ever wondered why this guy is on stage dressed as spider-man whoa this is getting a little too meta for me the darkness the destroyer of worlds uh very small worlds for now but just you wait warning this film contains adult content man where can i get a 1099 g i haven't begun to file my taxes well since you're employed you're going to need a w2 instead i want to upgrade my depression to the one that makes you create starry night and not the one that has you lay in bed and try and eat a bagel without having to use your hands okay i know that option doesn't seem favorable but imagine the possibilities if you mastered eating a bagel without your hands i mean come on the world would be yours i fix my sleep schedule but i'm just counting down the days until i eff it up again 11 50 p.m i [ __ ] up hell huh your name's not on the list you're looking at a british person oh my bad welcome to bloody hell perfect daniel banks says i like my vagina shaved ladies then shave your vagina daniel what kind of request is this is daniel just messaging this to all ladies he's like hey hey look pay attention to me this is what i want like who cares man calm down me the eagles won last night co-worker oh did you watch the game me covered in blood and scratches what game i was abandoned by my parents when i was a child i was raised by horses and then i was abandoned by the horses too then a pro wrestler took me in oh man what an origin story this man's been through a lot me choosing an outfit the black and white palette oh the rest of the color palette excuse me what i mean hey black and white go with almost everything i completed three years of uni with one pin a calculator and my student id card as my ruler oh what a mad lad but yeah college is expensive sometimes that's just how it's gotta be alright guys everybody's gonna jump for this photo except for brandon yeah sorry brandon local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets i see so the limit is 412. somebody take notes this is good to know and all but who on earth is eating 413 chicken nuggets in one sitting that's honestly impressive and scary at the same time short people don't 69 they ea okay yeah this is big brain time the umbrella is on their way to the academy i don't know i never watched the show no no you captured umbrella academy perfectly when everything is going wrong in your life but you're used to it hmm this is fine ill they remade us in skyrim oh my gosh is this game even relevant you finally awake yes i don't know how i'm supposed to feel about this one and to the question is this game even relevant skyrim will always be relevant i don't use tinder i meet girls the old-fashioned way never forever alone one time when i was 11 my grandma made me go to a ham curing class ah you can just tell by the look on his face that he does not want to be curing that ham i imagine grandma on the other side of the camera is just like boy if you don't care that ham but i don't want to cure the ham grandma i said cure it i think my uber is lost well i was on my way to morrowind but i seem to have lost my way full v and mtv get it empty v ah that's stupid let's keep going what is one thing that became more clear as you got older why the grinch wanted to live alone with his dog yep you see the grinch wasn't a weirdo it was the whoville people those guys were the oddballs babe send me a pic i'm in the mood kangaroo jack what the f wrong with you what are you talking about that doesn't turn you on what are you some kind of weirdo depression well let's just put a frame over it and call it a meme oh everyone liked this of course they did me making sure everyone enjoys the song i put on yeah you better be nodding your heads jennifer aniston at 51. me in my late 20s i remember when my knees didn't pop every time i stood up those were the days someone reddit is a platform for intellects the intellects recording all those sounds make me feel like people are going to start hearing me from the walls and being like yo is he okay i know that's a little bit of meta commentary but come on man i sound like an insane person to be honest i'm kind of scared of 2020 because two plus zero plus two plus zero is four which is the exact number of nipples hitler would have had if he had two more nipples conspiracy theorist i mean you can call this person crazy but they were right about 2020. five-year-old me saying no we can't to the bob the builder theme song i am a force of pure evil me whenever i need more words in my essay don't more like do not the f in frog stands for friendship the orin frog stands for respect the owen frog stands for optimism the gene frog stands for gay because the water is turning the frogs gay how the people get the average penis size for each country am i supposed to submit something to the national dick database uh yeah every two years what you haven't been doing that come on all right let me just get some blood out of here and pour it into this bowl you eat that and leave my legs alone like i'm fine with you taking my blood like you can be a tiny little vampire if you want to but why do you gotta inject the itch juice into me that's just rude man every picture from the e.t ride at universal studios looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle uh that's because he is you're going down the ride and he's like my name's e.t surprising the whole globe my bar is so hot it'll make your phone my life needing to be fixed whatever the i'm doing definitely not fixing it during job interview who is this apollo you put here in your references apollo nah you're one reliable guy put me down as a reference on your next job application and people said video games weren't helpful my 20s 1920s and 2020s what do they all have in common the great depression indonesia poland finland france netherlands thailand wait it's all norway always has been other people's dreams oh my god dude i had a dream about this absolutely gorgeous chick my dreams obama please stop the car i don't want to go to brazil too bad [ __ ] boy we're going to brazil when you and your homie are watching corn together and he asks where he can go beat his meat what about side by side with a friend oh hell no if you're ever feeling down just remember you're closer to being a millionaire than jeff bezos ah yes motivation this just in elderly catholic woman has mistakenly been praying every day to elrond from the lord of the rings what do you mean mistakenly i'm sure she was like praise be to elrond glory be to elrond youtuber this video is sponsored by me the fastest skipped 10 seconds in the west understandable when you can finally enter your real birth year on websites wait i'm an adult once you get to that point in life you just start thinking to yourself oh no i'm old i'm sorry but the god fandom is so toxic i know right it's like killed so many people super toxic when your homie is singing the lyrics loud and wrong sweet home west virginia that is not the state jeffrey and you know it when you insert the cotton bud a little too much inside and accidentally factory reset yourself system shutting down what is one toxic trait you have i randomly get in moods where i don't want to talk i don't be mad though yep yep yep that is a mood i'm like this way too much upvotes a meme that made me exhale air the number goes from 6.8k to 6.9 k i have the power when i was in third grade i bought a snack and my teacher said do you have enough for the whole class and i said no and then he told me to throw them out so the next day i brought 27 packs of cheez-its for the whole class and that's when i became a communist you mr hoover ah yes you make papa stalin very proud people saying we should use bamboo or metal straws me wondering why we can't just drink out of the cup exactly like who needs straws t-pain's full name tylenol pain relief i love it my employer me who sells around two hundred dollars worth of coffee every hour eight dollars an hour ha thanks when you turn 18 and start life for real this ride only stops in an emergency crying is not an emergency hey man go easy on me i didn't ask to be alive monitor 1 monitor 2 where's the cursor the cursor stay absolutely still his vision is based on movement with my mattress the truck is packed tight nothing will move no no no tetris moving company ah every single time my manager's gonna kill me my stuff this generation and their gosh darn cell phones ugh kids in their technology these days my nephew just said to me is wind made from birds flapping their wings he's so adorable isn't he wrong my nephew is 24 and addicted to heroin whoa you had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie i did not see that coming people from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car if that ain't the truth you'd be looking at your car like oh i'm so sorry i know you didn't need that oh that's terrible what's your favorite high school memory oh that's easy leaving if that ain't the truth listening to music during the day now this is okay listening to music at 3am it's so beautiful when a childless person tells me they're tired imagine thinking you have a monopoly on suffering because you were raw dogging yeah stop gatekeeping the girl you like her father her brother her ex her crush and you ah come on man your pants game is so bad you're gonna have to step it up if you want to get past her ex me hit spiderweb down with a broom spider wow me puts up fake spider web decorations for halloween spider wow okay i see how it is when you've been zoned out for 10 minutes on the highway and you're somehow still alive is it a gift or is it a curse my bathroom mirror my zoom video oh it's not too different yeah it's almost the same yeah no thank you for calling please hold for a minute oh this music freaking sucks oh get your effing crap together and act like an adult yeah i think you got the wrong number but you know what you're right imagine animating this frame in 1941 and having absolutely no knowledge that nearly eight freaking decades later it causes widespread brain damage i like to think that the animator knew what they were doing i'm sure they understood the impact of big chungus and all the pain that ensued with it what's your favorite sex position i'm just happy to be involved aren't we all my friend aren't we all i've reached the age where i respond to your 10 37 pm text at 605 the next morning just another perk of growing up just heard my husband call the dog a [ __ ] liar because he barked like someone was at the door and there was no one there the husband's like how dare you taco you lied to me well everyone that's my time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r me in real life if 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Length: 16min 56sec (1016 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 10 2020