r/Cursedcomments · he was a good son while it lasted

you're at work and a customer does this what are you doing activate the guillotine well okay that may be a little extreme but to be fair this guy is really not giving the worker any space what's going on guys and gals welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash cursed comments be prepared for cannibalism edgy memes and a bunch of deadly sins and without further ado let's go shoot the kids hang the family frame them all yeah well you know what they say good soldiers follow orders rest in peace to all of those who were lost in the accident dang we have to unlock the pilot this is yet another reason why facebook should have a dislike button girls with their 1 000 face wash guys with the bar of soap they wash their balls with i mean look at that clean face the secret is in the balls i knew it daddy why do you play video games because child slaughtering people in real life has so many complications i don't have complications just do it in your basement uh what the f bell delphine's gamer girl condoms sell out in one day yeah let's see so from now on you are the sims is there some anti-symponator somewhere i can't live in this world of course there is it's called a glock when did johnny bravo become a cop hey there baby guess you noticed i'm a cop huh how's about i take your breath away no seriously get on the ground this thing jumps on your son's back what are you doing well he was a good son while it lasted yeah sorry kid but uh yeah nah nah you're disowned call me when you get that monster off your back oh it's a little cat compartment bro there's food in your computer wait what i donate to a charity called only fans the poor girls can't even afford clothes ah look at this good samaritan here thank you for donating to a noble cause health experts please wear protective suits in space americans i'm not gonna let you trample on my freedom walks naked into chernobyl oh god can we finally normalize guys complimenting other guys sure we can hey bro you're killing it my guy superb idea fellow dude nice dick homie now now this is the compliments we need some nice vr controllers those controllers look like the ones in my sister's drawer well let's take a step back here i don't know what's weirder the fact that you would make that comparison or the fact that you go through your sister's drawer i just washed my cow now tell her she's cute oh she is cute yes well good hygiene is important when preparing your meal question how long does a stick of deodorant last you nah usually only three or four bites why do i even bother posting on here you're all creeps let's talk about how insanely detailed the hands on the mannequins are at kohl's that's because kohl's uses real people who shoplift can you imagine just trying to steal from a retail store and then like the employees come out of nowhere grab you and turn you into a mannequin i mean why else would the hands have veins these were clearly real people who turned into mannequins the show when i'm watching alone the show when my mom walks in uh mom it's not what it looks like bro katara could legit use bloodbending to make someone continuously come peta says eating chicken can make your kids ding dong small danny devito replies bullcrap my parents ate a crapload and i have a magnum dong you see danny devito isn't fat he just hides his magnum dong underneath the shirt yeah he wraps it around his waist like a belt you know i believe it your ex called you and said i still love you your last saved meme is your reaction not gonna lie if my ex called and said that i'd be very terrified because she died last year but lord knows i'd smash him what's your body count me for what people you've slept with oh i thought you saw the basement wait what what my body count and the bodies in my basement are the same thing uh yeah officer it's this post right here average looking girls versus average looking guys ah just leave me alone who cares about boobs versus butt we need a [ __ ] versus balls discussion uh i'm gonna stop you right there no we absolutely do not need that i work with the same doctor that delivered me 21 years ago oh that's cool that's the only other person that can say that they brought you into this world and they can take you out of it i mean technically the truth i'm sure he broke up with me because i'm ugly oh no don't say that you're beautiful it's because you're his best friend you know what they say dog is man's best friend wait then that means that dog has some demons here we have a baby in a sports car who said ferraris aren't family cars huh it's because air from the grill is diverted out of those channels that baby would be launched out at significantly high speeds fantastic yeah not only do you have a sports car but now you have a baby cannon who doesn't want that street fights anyone can learn this i once saw two guys beating up an old lady and using my experience i thought that i should jump in using my experience from the video the old lady had no chance against the three of us hey teamwork makes the dream work french firefighters set themselves on fire and start fighting against police amber restored god now that's a freaking headline french fries another cursed comment but i can't say anything because it's technically the truth although technically they're not being fried it's more like french toast my queen killing you dusty ass females check out her naughty profile on madforhoes.com oh she killing them all right by luring them into sewers with a red balloon in paper boats bruh if i drew an h on her forehead kobe would still be here too soon man too soon goodbye cruel world my man is about to ascend above every human on planet earth yeah but dabba do it hey handsome dang i really want to f this girl bro leave it to me bro come on my face and i'll bump into her and that kids is how i met your mother please stop 2 million followers on tick tock 20 000 followers on instagram 15 followers on reddit and two followers in a dark alley two followers in a dark alley those are rookie numbers you gotta bump em up yeah when i walk into a dark alley i'm being followed by at least four people are you winning son uh dad it's not what it looks like and then they [ __ ] oh no r slash next freaking level a nigerian surgeon dr olayinka alutoye sorry if i said that wrong cut a woman's baby out of her womb at 23 weeks and removed a large tumor growing out of her tailbone after which he returned the fetus back into the woman's womb which was later delivered naturally when you go to get a snack out of the fridge take a bite and put it back you see this man did a great thing and here you go ruining it how to trigger italians and japanese at the same time oh i do not like that just don't add the germans or else we'll have a problem i mean to be fair last time italy japan and germany were on the same side things did not go well girls be horny at the worst times i'm at the drive through asking her what she wants and this boots really said you daddy [ __ ] there are four cars behind us that's why i never bring grandma with me when i go to order food yo hold up what a guy who cooks deserves unlimited blow jobs gordon ramsay approves nah nah nah gordon ramsay would say something like you call that a [ __ ] it's dryask my grandmother could do better and she's been dead for 20 years yeah that's accurate my cousin tested positive for covid and she came to our house just to tell us that hey i tested positive i just came to spread the news thanks yeah no we definitely got it literally my tongue identifying where the food is stuck my finger trying to remove it you know i was actually eating popcorn before i started this video and gosh if this isn't the truth that's why i use a gun you know what i just might try that next time for more cute hamsters visit xhamster.com the home page was really shocking at first but after a few searches i found some hamsters oh god that's a pun sight what on earth did you find what did they do to those hamsters r slash ask reddit what life-changing idea can you buy for less than 100 oh that's easy heroin edit you just said it had to be life-changing it doesn't need to be a good thing doctor your wife is pregnant guy that's impossible i was wearing a condom doctor but i wasn't oh by the way did my hiv results come in yet doctor what behold mortals my terabyte sd card how did you fill up 256 terabytes homework oh yeah it's just homework yeah nothing to worry about uh look away nothing to see here forget fake ids these teens are dressing up as mask wearing grandmas to score alcohol lol i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine jeez that's a little strong don't you think you're trying to party not die little nos x i have to pick one you guys a few moments later i'm just kidding i got both everyone liked that oh well there you go this is a pretty good post i don't see why this is on cursed comments at all damn he was hungry ah there it is ariana grande pulled a reverse michael jackson ah yes she went from white to bert michael jackson more like michael jacks off would you like to suckle on my nipple no but i'll definitely cut it off for you paint meme go me licks the knife after i'm done the other surgeons finally some good [ __ ] food is it bad that i was thinking the exact same thing short answer yes yes it is condom sex does not count just hear me out a theory if you wash your hands with gloves on did you really wash your hands i see your point but let me ask you this if i strangled you to death with gloves on did i really strangle you to death yeah shut the f up depends on how good your lawyer is yeah cause if you're oj then yeah you definitely get off i'm so lazy hey you're not lazy you masturbate several times a day could a lazy person do that laughs while masturbating my buddy says he made a voodoo doll of me i think he's pulling my leg which leg the third one damn that hurts in a world where you get 100 every time someone lies to you son i love you plus 200 son don't look at me like that you wait till your father gets home plus 300 how can you summarize historical events so they sound like porn titles lincoln goes to the theater and takes it from behind oh i can do you one better jfk gets dome in the car you're locked in a room with both of us what are you doing i'd cook the skinny one and eat her first she would give us enough food for a couple days possibly up to three weeks if we ration well enough once i run out i'm going for the big one she'll give me enough protein energy and vitamins to be healthy and strong i mean i appreciate the creepiness but why not go for the biggest person first smashing people's androids and then giving them iphones good logic let me kill your children and then i'll make your wife pregnant oh that's a terrible prank if you can even call it that i mean the commenter is basically using the same logic as the prankster just a whole lot more cursed guess dad is not meant to play games are you winning dad no son pack your suitcase i lost the house damn internet gambling later son i won back the house you still need to pack your suitcase though i lost you what pro mask anti-condom yes we exist you should wear it to protect the elderly you know what you're absolutely right wear a condom to protect the elderly my first time seeing a white enderman michael jackson is that you you've been hit by now you've been struck by a smooth into man every time an artist dies god paints the sky hashtag can't wait for my turn i'm gonna paint penises and there goes the good moment what's the worst thing to say to a girl before going down on her wow you really do look a lot like your mother don't you mean our mother oh hell no just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat sonar we can too we're just not skilled yet me helicoptering my ding dong so the cops can't triangulate my cellular signal like you just have four stars on gta so you whip your pants down you're like yeah i wish i was a cow eating grass in a field no rent no job no college just moo same if you become a dairy cow you can have your nipples pulled daily you know you really didn't have to say that it cost zero dollars to keep your mouth shut blursed baby yoda oh baby yoda i've never seen this side of you oh wait technically it's a baby oh god i'm worse than netflix thank god it's not no nut november uh excuse me thirsty squirrel begs child for water then downs a whole bottle a family in a park once rung the police on me because i was feeding a squirrel some nuts luckily i managed to pull my pants up before they arrived jeez man [Laughter] i shouldn't laugh at that that's really cursed i i just i really didn't see it coming last time i had sex it felt like the 100 meter olympic final over in 10 seconds huh poor thing nah nah nah eight black men and a gun okay then an afghan man offers tea to soldiers little does he know that's just warm piss ooh what a pleasant surprise me walking out of the hiv center telling everyone to stay positive oh yeah she said yes boys despite everything going on in the world 2020 has been the best year of my life beautiful ring congratulations to you both please send a photo of her anus jesus christ that took a turn why didn't why do you have so many upvotes for that tick tock bell delphine jake paul fortnite karen's and pedophiles being hated by the entirety of reddit good thing i'm only accused of vehicular manslaughter in pakistan huh close call another day of my dad forgetting our amazon accounts are linked here's your reminder have sex with your wife update after telling my mom my dad called to apologize but then in the background my mom made sex noises as a joke and i almost threw up ooh your parents are some freaks r shower thoughts if you pick a random rock and take it on a trip with you it would probably be the most adventurous thing that rock has done in decades exactly why my backpack is full of rocks i thought it was because you were going swimming well they can be used for two things the soul sand in my minecraft texture pack nice job it looks just like the soul sand in my basement wait what what do you think would be the biggest change in society if everyone in the world walked around completely naked maul santas i just spat out my water ho ho ho come here little kid sit on santa's lap uh you know what i don't want to celebrate christmas this year can i try this oh sure here you go can i try this sure here can i try this uh what rips your face off with a fork and shoves it into her mouth mmm scrumptious oh it's just so cursed but look at that beautiful face i bet he tastes delicious wait a minute if i'm wearing a bikini where do i put my pokeballs teehee women's secret wait what the f it's not a woman secret a man who is brave enough can use the same technique yeah but like why would you want to please tell me that's not a real thing in the game because that just ruins the whole series the ambidextrous kid coming back from school after quarantine lonely i was jacked off i did desperate i was virgin my cat is no more god yoda you're worse than shane dawson wait it's just me talking to himself always has been shoots himself this man bought his old high school and turned it into a house there's so much room for activities nah you should turn it into a shooting range with a school theme what hellhole did you spawn from to think to comment this and here i was thinking that tick tock couldn't get any worse and then this guy comes over here and comments this hey you're my number neighbor what's up you just texted my dead husband's phone oh i am so sorry so you're single then hey you gotta shoot your shot when you can oh it's this guy again this man would slap his own ass during sex yeah and he'd also be the one to call himself daddy i mean screw johnny bravo this guy looks like if crimson chin and jimmy neutron had a kid his hair looks like a ski slope his hair looks like the top of the grinch's tavern this emoticon has very different energy than this emoji you can't tell me i'm wrong yes clearly one wants to kill you and the other just effed your girlfriend that is the smile isn't it an all teeth smile his face is all perked up yep that's the face of i just screwed your girl pillows shaped like weapons for a real pillow fight me invest i assume the one on the right is a lightsaber nah nah nah that's a smurf's ding-dong oh well now i'm definitely investing i'm crying bruh from little girls to young adults are we just gonna ignore that the girl in the middle is a transformer no no no they sold her to get the car i mean seems like a pretty good trade to me boobs no but me an intellectual the soul yes the souls are truly delicious while i also like to rip the flesh apart and consume it eating the soul is a totally different thing i think you guys agreed for all the wrong reasons and while i'm here let's be honest it's butts all the way girls in the 1700s when a guy gets her front row tickets to the public execution oh you shouldn't have ah yes the splash zone climacophilia being sexually aroused by falling down stairs well that just sounds like arousal with extra steps oh no i tripped [ __ ] just the way i like it wait do you guys remember the old lady from the commercial who's like i've fallen and i can't get up what if she was a climacophiliac so maybe she wasn't hurt from falling down the stairs the arousal just weakened her body okay okay i'll admit that's enough cursed comments for this meme cornhub launches special swim trunks to hide beach boners invest i'll have to wear those to the zoo oh yeah wait what guys stop being racist be like me love all races even the bad ones for legal reasons and because people don't understand satire this is a joke no no you've got a point you all taste the same hold up he made it to fifth period before getting in trouble lmao then someone says i wanna ride you i mean creepy comment aside who's the person who snitched on this kid come on he's a legend this shouldn't even be curse comments this should be r slash mad lads oh it's a it's a beautiful cat thing they're two weeks old well if that isn't the cutest testicle i've ever seen me personally i've seen cuter man lost his thumb so he replaced it with his big toe oh it's it's barely noticeable if i was stevie wonder imagine getting a wet willy from that freaking monstrosity what does this thing mean if you crash your car and press that it will undo the accident so if my mom and dad had my brother in the car and i pressed that button that's right you would disappear how many calories are in uranium a gram of uranium is roughly 20 billion calories mcdonald's are you challenging me so you're telling me uranium could end world hunger well then let's go feed some poor kids uranium i think the us tried to do that to japan and it didn't go well you know i was waiting for the atomic bomb joke and we're finally here feels bad man feels bad r slash ask reddit what would you tell your seven-year-old self whatever you do don't go in that van he does not have candy r slash interesting as [ __ ] oh it's a little poophole and then i guess the janitors at the bottom clean up the poop that that's actually kind of inventive just whatever you do don't fall in ah yes the forbidden water slide oh goodness bro you can fit four of the bros in this one bed set how cool is that buy it from wayfair so it comes with the homies too now if you don't get that joke it's because you're not invested in the wayfarer conspiracy of human trafficking your future sex robot could be hacked and programmed to murder you how is that any different from a wife and here's an even better question how the heck does this post know i'm gonna have a future sex robot what has it been doing reading my diary ooh this did not age well at all everyone in this picture wishes that they were with someone younger ah technically the truth oh it's a nice halloween picture uh zuckerberg your head is on fire zuckerbot is overheating someone please check his cooling systems you know at first i didn't even notice his hair was on fire because i was too busy looking at the snickers and three musketeers in the bowl i don't know what makes me more upset the fact that zuckerberg looks so cursed or the fact that there aren't any twix in that bowl how are you going to be giving out halloween candy without twix disgusting and despicable call me carson says oh discord was down yesterday i didn't even notice i was too busy on reddit dude this e-girl was about to fart in the voice chat and i couldn't hear it because discord went down i cried for 37 minutes s is for the way you simp for me r slash shower thoughts airbenders had the potential to be the most lethal benders of all seeing how they could have theoretically insta-killed anyone by making a vacuum around them and yanking the air out of their lungs insta-kill more like slowly suffocating while begging for your life but no one can hear you because there's a vacuum around you but i bet airbenders could give killer [ __ ] and you're blocked good news y'all when babies stare at you they're not just doing it because they've got nothing better to do it turns out that they do this because you've caught their eye according to a study via new scientist babies stare at people who they consider to be beautiful it's called the baby's gaze and all this time i thought they wanted to throw hands i'm pregnant having a scan soon to find out if it's a girl or an abortion hashtag kill all men i don't have the stomach to read all of these negative comments here's your update some people have convinced me to look into raising my child as a girl even if it is a boy and trying to get a treatment as early as seven years old i've been reading a lot about that bruh i don't usually condone beating your wife but yeah well seeing as your name is thoughtslayer the idea that you don't condone beating your wife isn't very believable you came to the wrong refrigerator [ __ ] uh is that coca-cola [ __ ] no what the heck is wrong with you mmm [ __ ] cacola you people are sick well everyone that's my time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r slash curse commons if you did like the video make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Id: mtivaLFVhWU

Length: 21min 35sec (1295 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 25 2020