r/CursedComments · y-you can't say that...

hey number neighbor we have the same phone number except yours is one digit above mine what's up hey everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zac and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slashed cursed comments let's get right into it did you know there is a skeleton inside you right now you don't have a skeleton inside you you're a brain you are inside the skeleton you're piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor ooh six is like the magic number six foot six pack six inches six years old yikes okay moving on actual superheroes they killed my dad a lot changes depending on who speaks first I'm unvaccinated my superpowers include spreading diseases I don't hate do they make these in adult sizes oh wait there's no need Oh pornhub just released a bathing suit designed to hide your boat I can finally spend time with my little niece Oh finally something I can wear at the local elementary school 9-1-1 why is Billy Eilish his brother dating someone that looks exactly like Billy because Billy is an 18 yet she Coffee time coffee should I try it okay I will try it blah blah blah crazy I know replace coffee with black tar heroin it's basically me what the heck man who donated his mother's body to an Arizona center for Alzheimer's research discovers it was sold onto the US military for six thousand dollars strapped to a chair and blown up in a blast test how do you even discover such a thing piece by piece he's not wrong in almost all women's shirts the writing is across the boob so it's not my fault for looking yeah as a blind man I always try to read the Braille on the shirts and they call me a what the why mom should get a fast pass to the front of the line at coffee shops honey you're 22 in slept ten hours last night get to the back of the line imagine thinking that you deserve special treatment for getting Chrome how would you punch your best friend for 1 million dollars girls no I love my bestie boys for 1 million I would fricking rip off his foreskin to eat it you guys are getting paid to do that cursed who deserves the seat a B C or D flip the chair over and everyone has a seat a 76 year old woman was to death by her pet rooster woman killed Mike would have been a better headline died being relentlessly pounded by okay yeah yeah we'll move on Elizabeth the second firing a British l85 battle who in 1993 it's a nice guy but I think we'll just go with the car crash well she's fine and legless fellas stop thinking what you're thinking she invited me to a party once with all our amputee girlfriends the place was crawling with okay how to draw a crowd from nowhere well my dad used to do this except there was no piano and he would just beat my mom Jesus Christ Danny DeVito will die in your lifetime not if I kill myself I have these Lowell it's so funny to see my neighbor blame the dogs for crapping his porch hi I got my account back just in case I ever get hacked again here's the only nude I've ever taken can't throw me with it now get a life Lord forgive me what I'm about to do if the girl farts while you're giving your head what would you do stick my finger in her butt and say hush Lola you're next yeah same North Carolina assisted living facility workers accused of running dementia resident Fight Club that's a mouthful can't talk about Fight Club if you don't remember Fight Club this woman just came and bought $300 worth of fireworks and I was being nice and said who are you planning a big barbecue and she said no my son has muscular dystrophy and was supposed to die by 18 we're celebrating his 40th birthday tomorrow he likes fireworks wow that's a pretty cool way to put her son out of his misery oh my god I named my dog five miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day I ran over five miles today nice nice important there is a young streamer on Twitch his channel name is zal TV he's a young kid playing for nine and trying to collect money because his father has cancer he is streaming ten hours a day to help his dad please help by getting this to PD pyre mr. beast if someone makes a fortnight bad comment I swear to god I'll break your freaking neck forty-nine is probably what gave his dad cancer yikes those has a lot of down votes 32 minutes of soothing relaxing meditating World War one sounds for studying and thinking slept like a French shoulder who didn't get his mask on in time what would you do if he found me in your fridge I'd be extremely scared because the other bodies in my fridge don't smile free epilepsy tests I showed this to my sister and now she's doing funny dance on the floor oh my god it will be a lot harder for kids to win against their parents and video games in the future my Parenthood goal is to just stay good enough at the latest game so that I can beat my kids at their latest game and then go victory from their mother my son was upset about his cut so he turned him into his hero Harry Potter and the gas chamber of secrets doctors have read it what are the most haunting last words you have ever heard your patients say every time you yawn I'm putting my ghost in your mouth when the G falls off the graveyard sign when the G falls off the grape juice Oh No September 20th is a Friday and many will be at school let's change the area 51 rate to the 21st so the school kids can help I hear they're very good with go hi my boyfriend really cheating on me with this Japanese very nice lady named anime or however the F you spell it wait until she finds out about hentai suicidal teacher hired hitman to kill her but he fell in love with her instead that's just unprofessional no one said he didn't do his job first being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love unless you're home alone for 10 seconds stop what you're doing and just listen what are you here thanks for this turns out the hostage was screaming again that dang hostage what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry but mom I'm not hungry honey I see you're hard just eat it my girlfriend told me she would suck John Mayer's ding dong in front of her own dad because she loves him so much I said they were all in a Netflix show we were watching was cute and she got mad and told me to watch it by myself you should just suck her dad's ding dong in front of John Mayer just to flex on her how do I feel normal I'm a mom I was walking in the hallway when I saw my son's girlfriend giving him a blowy but they did not see me I saw everything in his pants is huge like at least 10 inches I feel awkward around him now how do I feel normal again well it has taught me anything the only option is to join in jumping off buildings how high is too high it was originally a team project what's the difference between Logan Paulin at least have some respect for the Japanese know when to kill himself yikes cries when he sees color laughs when he sees a dead body respect and the media still thinks video games are horrible gamers mean real life at bedside of terminally ill friend dee dee choppa Neelu Piet is probably the craziest quote-unquote charity out there probably name any other charity that kills 85 to 95 percent of its rescues make-a-wish Foundation I like you Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles and customers salsa before online delivery you a mega hole if you can taste a hint of bulk and some Mexican food when you realize that the Americans get both for 20 and 6-9 I'll never forgive the Americans they also got night yeah I 21 male have a microt passing I'm pretty depressed about it maybe there's a girl out there with a microvia they're technically is but that's illegal what does mood AF mean mood is Fric like my current mood or whatever why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own crap I can't even imagine what my mom's reaction would be if she found out what my reddit user name was I'm with you two horny [ __ ] 4:20 and mom writer 69 nice mails of Reddit when was the absolute worst time you had a random holding a weeping woman who I was coming to realize I was in love with during a funeral wake I moved her to my side but I think she knew morning wood pit bulls are vicious creatures pit bulls in reality gotta watch the toddler bullet off by me one no black people can't be sold anymore really just embrac'd dudes typing pee into all of our browsers pulls up up as a suggestion because we all have to pee until it says hub comm /a [ __ ] horse come on page not found you freaking a-hole thigh was in for a treat a lady next to me on the plane started to freak out when she realized that was Pakistani I laughed so hard my group nearly fell out of my pocket I'm a Pakistani and this is bullcrap I keep my go to my turban how do you want to die not alone which is why I'm studying to be a pilot I mean dude okay do you think the Queen has ever sucked ding dong I'm not sure about the whole band but Freddie Mercury definitely did when you break into area 51 and you see that alien who anal probe you for future revenge what the heck don't make jokes how is that a hard frickin concept to grasp what's wrong with rope jokes a string goes into a bar the bartender goes we don't serve your kind string leads twists themselves up in parts his hair and comes back aren't you the same guy from just a minute ago the bartender asks I'm afraid not says the piece of string and then he got to La mal that's awful they think that women youtubers can't go to heaven because men mask over them this is crazy Robert went out for them now no one goes to heaven what is a weird habit that you have I like to put my hands on my genitals when I sleep I also like to put my hands on your genitals when you sleep oh if school was a game what would be some loading screen tips remember to stay behind cover and only move during enemy reloads Wow British people be having like yes splendid indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens I'm arriving and Americans be like yeah I love you cousin you're so good at that yeehaw I'm gonna eat a cheeseburger in school like I'm gonna shoot my load man these are all just the worst this new animal breed oh my god is this a cat or a sheep a [ __ ] don't call it that please a shittin what's the difference between a child and a I don't know wow you sick freak what why are Americans bad at geography because the students who skipped class survived whoa okay don't cry because it's over smile because it happened Oh Google versus Bing they ate the green one correction they smoked the green one poison gas Pokemon found in Holocaust Museum and officials are real mad spawn camping this man got his college degree hours before his death at least he doesn't need to pay his student loans anymore I mean yeah they're right my girlfriend works in a sushi restaurant she's pretty to learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize we need to rise up against children with leukemia Americans we are gonna raid area 51 Europeans we have nothing to raid the Vatican archives what do we call the event on Facebook storm the Vatican archives they can't dissolve they don't deserve this damn that baby is cool as hell just vibing the stars of Reddit what is your relationship with your family like well-documented an imaginary jump rope works just as well as a real one I can't choke myself with a freaking imaginary jump rope when I'm sure that's what worked out buddies are for ww2 Jews what I'm pretty sure that means you've won a gold star in a free show Yodas probably thick as hell under those robes imagine slapping his thick yet tiny ass cheek this tweet made me freakin sick stop being dramatic I know you imagine the shock wave ripple across his left ass cheek as he gave it a good smack and you hear him let out a soft moan in his notorious voice enjoy this I do you slowly whispers and just like that we have reached the end of our slashed cursed comments and cursed they were I I did not like a lot of that but if you enjoyed the video be sure 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Id: sTxRkRDgA_o

Length: 12min 7sec (727 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 27 2019