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if this video gets 666 comments and this comment gets 666 likes not hell but a deadly virus will invade earth next year thanks giro how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash cursed comments tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but is absolutely true both my wife and i were adopted as babies and neither of us found out until both sets of our parents died we later did separate searches for our birth parents and found out we are siblings we've yet to tell our four kids and just might not ever i don't think they should know ooh how to get free air pods one i cut the wires of regular apple earbuds and wore them at school two the school confiscated them three when i went to get them back i took somebody else's real airpods and that's how i got ear herpes hearing aids nice what movie or television show would be better if the word sexual was added in it alien vs sexual predator the ark of noah rebuilt in kentucky it has the same measurement with the biblical arc of noah the ark 510 feet long and 100 million dollars was spent for the construction my guy is there something you're not telling us reddit what is the worst joke that's made you laugh a woman is pregnant and goes into labor she gives birth to a baby boy the doctor takes him away for a moment to clean him up as he's bringing it back he stops and throws the baby on the floor and starts stomping its head oh my god that's my son what are you doing the lady screams the doctor starts laughing then takes a breath and says i'm just kidding it was already dead oh why can't barbie get pregnant because ken comes in a different box i do not care for barbie she creates unrealistic expectations about women in my experience no woman's head reattaches that easily our slash cursed comments we did it boys parents stories is no more parents telling me that they walked 10 kilometers to school me telling my kids that i survived a global pandemic i am sorry to inform you but you are a redditor and most likely you will not have kids or a girlfriend i have kids in my basement does that count deep fake president kennedy discusses rick and morty it makes sense that he's a rick and morty fan his brain was so big it covered an entire car after all everything is cake the year is 20 30. bakery yard is so realistic anything could be a cake the uncertainty has gripped the world in fear i go hug my wife for comfort she is cake this takes eating around to a whole new level happy cake day indeed be mine i am already yours for life for one week eating a mango not just the mango but the womango and the children go to master skywalker there's too many of them what are we going to do anakin opens mouth just been made aware of how swan's hug starts choking its prey ah yes fun fact vader is actually um it means father henceforth you shall be known as doth daddy oh darth daddy force choke me harder i've been a bad little padawan oh no a german circus is using holograms instead of live animals for a cruelty-free magical experience and it's cool imagine introducing those hologram animals together ladies and gentlemen presenting the german hollow cast oh you only like the pen clicking noise when you are the one making it same logic as masturbating in public your son c passed away at the age of one he died from a cocaine overdose johnny johnny yes papa eating sugar no papa it definitely was not sugar human brain versus dolphin brain nice collection bro if you laugh at other people's conditions you will be like them in the future bill gates lamou bill gates is a billionaire la mao hitler la mao you meet a cool girl on reddit you start playing games together she has an amazing voice she's cute and funny and hot she likes you and wants to meet you you wake up and she's still there how do you even meet people on reddit you dm them you two talk you like each other you share personal information you meet you kill them you inherit their multi-million dollar corporations make it grow even bigger become famous but no one ever knows the real story so i banged my cousin i'm i'm not excited to read this one nine years ago i had no idea she was related to me i legit found out yesterday when she told me who she's related to we are second cousins so it's not too bad but still bad i'm still in shock i banged my third cousin and my buddy told me to stop counting them oh what if your first name was holden and your last name was barry's and you'd be like i'm holding berries and everyone would think you're holding berries lumo excuse me sir i feel attacked holden [ __ ] oh i can turn water into wine that sounds great for parties but not much use in a fight humans are 60 water cracking open the boys for a cold one if being sexy was a crime i'd be serving a life sentence a life sentence for a crime you didn't commit if being sexy was a crime i'd be still serving 90 years for four counts of armed robbery two counts of assault and battery seven counts of vehicular manslaughter and treason against the united states why are crocodiles thick because the children were slow matt is asking my dad for his permission to marry me i love this man what your father say over my dead body dick pics me after telling a group who are a person on the internet that i'm a girl send them each other's dick pics i'm sorry biggest dick award goes to my step dad why is everyone hating on me all i did was call my stepdad a dick that [ __ ] went from alabama to zero real quick alabama to abuse why do boys die earlier than us i don't know boys women and children first boys planning their dinner no me coming out of my stepmom's room at 3am my dad coming out of my step-sister's room then the family dog comes limping out of your brother's room i don't like that kid gives wrong directions dora gets shot by the albanian border police dora the drug exporter drawing made by a schizophrenic person before committing suicide comment suicide letter by letter to win free shadow oh come on approach her and ask if you can get the [ __ ] you spelled eat wrong no my hamster has to lose its eye and john sent me this her eye is fully shut now i think she won't be able to use that eye again sad face and then a sad face missing an eye come on come on john something is wrong with elmo while the hospital administrator applauds elmo for volunteering as an organ donor at the same time she is curious as to where he obtained 37 fresh human kidneys the children are fast but elmo is faster ah charity what free meal to anyone over 80 years old if accompanied by both parents walks in with two urns didn't say they had to be alive i'm sorry everyone but garfield is dead you cannot sexualize him anymore that's where you're wrong no glowing nightlight lamp with removable glow balls for trips to the bathroom imagine going to the bathroom and coming out with a cooling ass no me tells offensive joke at the dinner table me my dad my sister my grandma my brother my mom where's grandpa lost after killing hitler remember when hercules made himself a girlfriend out of clay and the first thing she did after getting a free will was dump him and then along came zeus i'm starting to think the military is basically high school bunch of kids with machine guns making tick tocks girl slaps me girl are you gonna hit a gir me wife stabs me wife you won't hit a girl would you me pulls chainsaw out of the closet me time for you to say hello to the people in our basement necrophilia on a new level i don't like that myth the highest honor in gaming is beating a kid so hard they rage quit fact the highest honor in gaming is beating a kid so hard he sends you a friend request the highest honor in video games is beating a kid so hard that he finds out where you live and shoots the [ __ ] out of you name someone hotter than justin bieber probably anyone to be honest he looks like a roofer to disappear on payday after you give him his check hotter than justin bieber the central port of buret six days ago when your dad says you can't swear but that you see his tv show where is the tit sauce father i crave the titty juice killing my dad next video calling dead dad at 3am i thought it was a new lo-fi hip-hop radio anne frank's diary an animated feature film that is shockingly similar to that image though love your neighbor who doesn't look like you think like you love like you speak like you pray like you vote like you love your neighbor no exceptions my neighbor beats his wife every night i don't think i love him 20 years of repeat attempts and a few pieces lost along the way but finally finished this 3d puzzle of manhattan i have bad news for you we all don't matter well boys we did it racism is no more no lives matter all brains splatter nothing is better than watching hentai after winning the piston cup race says lightning mcqueen i caught my 14 year old son watching my little pony what should i do give him the best day of his life then while watching the sunset bring his attention to a brand new mlp stuffy while he's crouched draw your nine millimeter glock point it at the back of his head wipe your tears and mourn what your son could have been jesus christ you have to name him after what you last ate what's his name dog well mine would have been donut and honestly i'll gladly name a cute dog donut any day your zodiac signs what piece you picking i want the millennials version ah so the noose my sister congratulating me for earning a lot of money online me who is running an only fans account with her nudes but how do you have her nudes i took them through my father's secret peephole a holocaust survivor going on holiday to argentina the german officer in charge of the camp hans0017456 kissing my actual mom prank kissing my actual sister prank jesus christ this was more painful than the time i got stabbed 23 times holy [ __ ] julius caesar you're still alive i hope he makes some good youtube content japanese police shoot paintballs at fleeing vehicles so other police can see the vehicle and identify it later if it gets away the paint is bright orange and difficult to remove after fleeing police take your own paintball gun and shoot all the parallel flowing traffic so as to throw them off if you pee and you nut at the same time is that a peanut your body takes a screenshot who lives in a pineapple under the sea wrong answers only malaysian airlines flight 103 oh no this window turns everything into pixels the japanese glass i hate spotify ads cause i listen to podcasts in the shower and there's nothing scary than being naked and hearing lebron james say i'll tell you what makes me thirsty never mind that these newts produce a toxin 10 000 times deadlier than cyanide oh no i'm so poisonous it would be a shame if someone ate my ass under irish law if you kill someone with a traditional weapon after a disagreement that is murder what if you use a phillips flathead screwdriver 10 millimeter diameter which color handle uh red well now it's red what life-changing item can you buy for less than 100 condoms my dad's biggest regret ruin a video game by changing one letter in the title the legend of zelda a kink between worlds they said ruin not improved hot sauce my dick hurts diary of a wimpy kid the last straw no young men aren't having sex because they'd rather play video games because the goulai gives me a second chance after being done in the first 30 seconds blurst shrek ethnicity estimate 68 check 29 egyptian 2 percent african 1 vatican gender female so i'm not gay after all shrek republic [ __ ] sock no i didn't have one of those i just used my blank s-i-s-t-e-r why girl i lost my virginity oh my god you did what was he like are you happy we're all so proud of you i can't wait to meet him i swear i had sex no you didn't nobody believed me the first time i had sex but luckily my sister helped assure everyone that i did blow my mind all of my life choices led me to making this meme and all of your life choices led you to reading it so you're telling me my four accounts of vehicular manslaughter led up to this very moment chinese man spends four hundred thousand dollars to buy a slaughterhouse and saves two thousand dogs snack time me at school in the hallway me steps on only the brown squares teacher why me i am a bot and this action was performed automatically imbecile you are only supposed to step on the white squares oh the police disagrees that would be funny an 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old what are you doing step dad blurst stitch muscle stitch those are his victims oh was posted on ironically on facebook we're not suicidal we're angels that want to go back home hitler was an angel a new type of virus which is likely to be passed to be infected after bite by ticks is emerging in china with more than 60 people infected and at least seven killed the 2021 teaser is released it's funny because he doesn't have a nose so what does he need the tissues for oh would you rather have 1.5 million dollars or 1.5 million loyal friends what am i gonna do with 1.5 million friends germans invade poland at 4 45 a.m some 1.5 million german troops invade poland all along with its 1 750 mile border ask each of your 1.5 million friends for five dollars i'm pretty sure each of their kidneys are worth far more than just five dollars when you carry your personal cloud everywhere you go as a retired retoucher this is officially my favorite post of the year so far retired retoucher you're an ex-priest what are the mario brothers views on human trafficking mario says luigi says cha-ching luigi says if you've got a stash you're worth some cash sex sex is like math you add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply me who sucks at math instruction's unclear ripped one of her legs off 245 the doctor after the urine test no my grandpa's last words were don't move the ladder you little [ __ ] he was a wonderful man oven i need foreplay baby give me some time to warm up for you microwave shove it in raw i don't give a [ __ ] finish in two minutes what do you consider is your greatest sexual achievement having slept with my wife in over a year and still had a baby apparently sperm can survive for a long time in the uterus and when this happens the color of the baby's skin gets darker oh no buddy as a son of immigrants this hits me home growing up bilingual be like my dad legal documents seven-year-old me doing my best to translate it says you have 47 allegations dead oh no you say pink we say black you say bieber we say beer sack you say emo we say fallen angel you say pop we say rock you twerk that's cute but we mosh you have a fan group we have a [ __ ] army what good is an army if they're all just gonna kill themselves someone black cats are bad luck get it away black cats i miss my black cat x's got her break her legs and kneecaps and retrieve the real [ __ ] and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash cursed comments thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button on the bell so you get notified of these of easy uploads and until the next one i'll see you around

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Id: jUvz85uU1Pc

Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 07 2020