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the water cycle the droplets are swimming in the liquid remains of their predecessors like babies in a pool of blood and look how happy they look doing it hey everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar today's narrator and we're going to be diving into our slash some especially cursed comments so let's get to the infuriating writing shall we blurs gaming gaming in the 90s was an extreme sword software cattle oh my god look at the kid in the back yeah it's solitaire but every 30 seconds after the first minute the ai slaughter is one of your friends it's the real death game production has shut down on hashtag the batman robert patterson tests positive for covin 19 while filming the batman obviously it's a bat-born disease stupid peanut butter isn't as tasty as people think it's got a horrible texture it's not great for sandwiches and the stuff that's inside reese's pizzas buttercups and such isn't peanut butter that stuff from a jar has an awful texture and that goes for both crunchy and smooth remove the word think and i agree peanut butter isn't as tasty as people okay jeffrey dahmer a gender reveal sparked a wildfire in california that's grown to seven 000 acres officials released video from general reveal party that ignited a 47 000 acre wildfire you know if i had a nickel for every time a general reveal party caused a massive wildfire i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that's it woke up for some water thank god i turned on the light before taking a sip every morning he takes a bath in your glass of water it's just the first time you've caught him oh i'm sorry let me get out i know this is your drinking water i just have to wash up real quick human friend this is amazing i want what they have ah you want to play playstation so bad oh he really do they passed out after eating their kids dude rodents will do that trust me i had a rat that did it ew the local pizza place threw out their leftover dough in a garbage bin and it started growing previously on the walking dead oh is that the trash can glenn was supposed to die under oh no okay knee challenge can you do this try it if uh you can do this you need to move away from chernobyl trust me i know we accept mastercard you discover visa homosexuals can be exchanged for good and services gays are now currency this is great news i have so many in my basement i didn't know what i was going to do with them but now i can spend them finally spider-man spider-man does whatever a spider-man get a goat and a knife make a pantogram and it's life oh no here comes a sainted man okay then one penny i'm going to turn this single penny into a thousand dollars put the penny on the ground then when a kid picks it up kidnap him and hold him hostage for a thousand dollars you know you know patrick this might be a two-year-old comment but i think you got a good idea there pal people have read it who smoke why it keeps the fish from going bad instructions unclear cremated my gf oh that's gross and nasty i held my daughter's hand while she got her shot telling her that she's a brave little girl i burst to tears as the lethal injection took effect turning her blue diamond eyes to opaque marbles of cloud why are you killing your daughter she tried to out pizza the hot mai dude she tried to help pizza hut no one out pizza's the hot it's right in the slogan thank you kind stranger me trying to present a new meme template the seven people sorting by new that will see it i once made a new template about an unvaccinated children it i didn't know yeah yeah they do die fast big brain my girlfriend told me that if i bought her one more stupid gift then she would burn it so i bought her candle modern problems acquire modern solutions i would have bought her a stick of dynamite i've never broken a bone in my life i've only broken six but those children deserved it oh my i won a hundred dollars by picking this lock i once won a car by picking a lock it came with a dog and a baby inside i threw them both out the window but you know free car yeah baby the baby name karen is predicted to go extinct in just a few years glad to see my hard work is paying off killing all those kids after all condoms are a pay to win while pulling out is a skill based game abortion is a cheat code this comet wins unlike some of these people these flower shells are shotgun shells loaded with flower seeds instead of bird short slash buckshot these shells can be shot into the ground to plant flowers the idea is that instead of taking life from the world you'll be giving it back police we received the noise complaint what's going on me shotgun in hand just gardening deadly soviet trail restoration next video restoring the soviet union what are you talking about comrade we might be starving to death but we are strong as ever sometimes it might feel like it but you're never alone me who lives alone taking a crap oh god kermit the frog look down there's something sucking your butt oh god the tale about suicators was right he can be nice and savage keep your head up rip mom i have a boyfriend i have a mom rip get fricked buddy get fricked hello police i would like to report a murder it's called the family reunion my dude my dad drinking potion of strength two my dad holding the lasso of truth you will tell me the truth boy what the hell are they i'm only gonna ask one more time are black lives a solid liquid or gas dark matter at least you're factual about it it's a simple lifestyle i swear the next one will be better oh no i don't have enough towels for every part of my body furries first second you know i wipe my butt first so i can smell the scent out of it while wiping my face i'm like oh yeah baby i need to eat some more gluten in my diet the decoy keyboard is working in csgo a decoy blows up after some time just saying well goodbye mr whiskers mary had a little lamb had had a little lamb had a little limb they wondered what happened to the lamb but no one ever asked what happened to mary mary had a little lamb its heart was black ass cold it crept into her room one night and ate her freaking soul hey that's pretty much the plot to the witch or bubba [ __ ] people online like to call it what movie could have been over in 10 minutes if the main character wasn't such a fool well if voldemort had conjured a shotgun to kill harry potter not even a mother's love would have saved him from that but no he had to be all melodramatic and avada kedavra the little chosen one he was a baby you could do it with a bucket of water or just you know drive them on the floor or throw them out the window so many options there ye who shall not be named people will fix mobile phones what have you seen on a phone that you shouldn't have a big vainy trump triumphant thinking back i probably should have deleted it before giving it back as i am not allowed to take pictures with customer phones but oh well a teen boy's body changes and he discovers he can shoot a white sticky liquid out of his body hashtag explain a film plot badly why is mine red you need to see a doctor sweetheart i can't unsee this now oh and she's holding him and one arm and her gigantic pee-pee if you had a 12-inch finish you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler whips my absolutely broly cow and smacks it onto the table next to my project at the local michael's arts and crafts early bird saturday event just gotta get a measurement real quick wham kissing my actual mom praying kissing my actual sister pray jesus christ this was more painful than the time i got stabbed 23 times julius caesar please come back and kill this person please and thank you she deserves to be remembered r.i.p catherine 1918 to 2020 national mathematician whose hand hand-done calculation took us to the moon dies at the age of 101. i tip my hat to her one legend to another wait a minute hitler you're not a legend you're a travesty i stalized my cat so she wouldn't have any babies and she brought one from the street oh but when i do it it's kidnapping and i'm no longer allowed at chuck e cheese oh it's cute when the cat does it but me i'm in prison fast food workers what is your sir this is a wendy's moment i worked at a liquor store a few years back one day a man walks in and puts two bottles of whiskey down and as i'm skating the bottles i make the usual small talk how's your night going the man took a deep breath and looked me in the eyes and says well i just walked in on my 14 year old son completely naked video chatting a freaking middle-aged man so it could be a lot better i didn't quite know what to say so i told him oh that's not good enjoy your drinks buddy what on god's earth could you say to that man who identifies as a five-year-old dominates kids jujitsu class i don't identify as a five-year-old but i still dominate kids also in jujitsu star fricks hashtag coffee pacino aculate espresso those aren't cursed those are all fantastic me about to beat my meat friend comes over me friends do things together f is for friends who do things together u is for holding my wick i don't know cursed amazon amazon will now deliver inside your home and record the whole thing orders pjs on amazon go to bed wake up to someone putting pjs on me what in the holy amazon employee shh this is part of prime now held up according to genesis we all come from adam and eve who had three sons think about it take all the time you need mother frickers they really were mother freakers motherfreakers indeed bless dress i would love a weather reporter to wear this and be a floating ghost head talking about the weather that would make it pretty fun it's national sex day and the only thing i'm freaking is stupid same huh yeah my cats are a real dummy but good lay good lane the button get ten thousand dollars but your parents have to watch you having sex with your girlfriend me realizing that i can get ten thousand dollars a girlfriend and see my dad for the first time yes and if you want to force him you can just have your parents join in that is true that is true nsfw you wake up tomorrow and every living thing on earth has an overwhelming sexual attraction towards you to the point where humans animals bugs etc will involuntarily try to sleep with you on site what's your survival plan to avoid death by snooze new continue in my daily life of staying inside and playing video games are you winning son what's your weakness her tears what's your strength hey smile is she your girlfriend no she's my mom saluting boys salute him these money intros are getting weirder and weirder when you're in online class and one of the girls has a 1080p face clam emergency meeting maybe she's a twitch streamer wait it's the same thing anyway it's a mother's laptop emergency meeting emergency meeting she's your sister ass meeting oh god emerged sas meeting jesus christ ugh i really don't want to go tonight honey why i don't fit in with your friends from work you'll be fine wear your blue suit you always feel more comfortable in that i hate my life gotta say frank you are wearing the hell out of that suit oh my god thank you wait wait wait wait wait if she haven't you know what never mind i don't want to know moving on freak grandpa don't mind if i do don't mind if i do hey this is like a belly button and near the center of the abdomen that means this is uh so does that mean that when sonic rolls he's sucking his oh god oh god sonic is brewing for me thank you sonic fandom once again well if you made this far you probably don't hate me anyways feel free to like comment subscribe let us know in the comments what you'd like to see more of down in the comments below have a good day and remember be good people

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Length: 12min 8sec (728 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020