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cursed challenge ask me a question and re-edit it after i answer to make me look dark i challenge you what do you do after an at-home abortion i usually just grab it with a napkin and throw it out the window oh god you monster not gonna lie though this is actually a pretty cool cursed challenge i like this what's going on guys and gals welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash curse comments things are going to get weird they're definitely going to get uncomfortable and i can't promise you you'll be satisfied by the end of the video but what i can promise is that we'll be on a roller coaster of a ride so you know the drill we're gonna hop right into it so without further ado let's go without saying what you did why did you do it because i didn't make it into art school uh hitler is that you my neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs i've been his customer for six years i had no idea he was a barber craig you mean to tell me i could have gotten high while getting a haircut why did you tell me craig craig is the name of the drug dealer i don't know if that that passed off you know it just next meme wasting no time at all this just in bar worker shot the sign above says bartender wanted join our bartending staff enjoy free shots literally 55 kilograms so easy to carry 30 kilograms oh my god this is so heavy you see the woman can balance herself making it easier for you to carry her try picking up a 55 kilogram dead person i agree it was really hard when i did it see exactly wait a second hold up baby born in india without any of her four limbs it has left the doctors baffled oh really it left the doctors baffled you should have said it left the doctor stumped that i know it's messed up but that would have been way funnier am i terrible for thinking the baby looks like a bowling pin strike no you're not a terrible person at all or at least i have to tell myself that cause i just said the stump joke in yeah maybe we're both terrible how to break someone's neck uh my brother isn't moving please help ah it's too late the police are on their way man notre dame on fire is the most aesthetically pleasing visual i've ever seen i'm going to burn your mother and we'll see if it's aesthetic you know what i respect this guy's passion why do so many murderers bury victims in their own backyards not everyone has the trunk space or gas money to drive way out into the middle of nowhere to dump their bodies check your privilege we're all doing the best we can out here jokes on you guys is spooktober i just leave the bodies outside the house and everybody kind of thinks it's a halloween gag plus in a while they turn into skeletons when a girl changes clothes in front of you she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend zoned or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet i always feel like somebody's watching me and i got no privacy americans start using the metric system oh yeah but they only use it to measure the diameter of bullets oh hey hey hey to be fair we also use it to measure cocaine you see we use it for bullets and drugs what else do you guys want from us today i learned about eugene shoemaker he was a geologist in the mid 1900s who wanted to go to the moon he failed the medical exam to go to the moon but he helped train astronauts to apollo 11 12 and 13. after dying in a car crash his ashes made it to the moon to this day they're still there must have been a hell of a car crash yeah if his ash has made it all the way to the moon dang that that impact must have been fierce lol these birds look like fruits dang why are these fruits so crunchy god i wish all real-life billionaires were more like tony stark uh you mean dead it's been 15 days since i made this post and in them jeffrey epstein and david cautious died my husband and i want to give our daughter an allowance of one thousand dollars a week is this too much i'm sorry is this some sort of rich person joke that i'm too poor to understand i may be a 30 year old bearded man but i'm available to be your daughter if you saw yourself getting sold on the dark web and you decided to buy yourself how do you think they deliver you to you depends on the carrier if fedex ships me i'd probably be dead from blunt force trauma by the time i arrive at the wrong address dang that that's that's a tough blow did you know you drink dinosaur pee every day earth's water is so old that statistically speaking every time you drink a glass of water you're probably swallowing a water molecule that passed through a dinosaur ah yeah gamer dinosaur bath water now that's a drink i can get behind woman gets shot by arizona cops after firing a gun at them she has to be the dumbest chick alive not anymore no she's the dumbest dead chick minions don't get vaccinated why should your ch why should your children minions also don't exist why should your children there we go perfect logic right there just brilliant you are in a shelter with the last five remaining humans what would be the worst way to start a conversation so how's the family uh oh dead oh mine too ability to telekinetically make people fart really loud anytime you wanted to like during a speech or teaching a class preaching at a funeral etc and it's like sofa rotten egg farts that make you panic imagine the possibilities maybe you're getting lectured by a karen at publix because you went down the wrong way of an aisle and she rips a 30 second juicy death fart so loud that a can of tuna fell from the shelf behind her so vile the building had to be evacuated karen loses all credibility what the actual f okay yeah that would be a pretty cool superpower but dude you need therapy why is it easy to stay thin in japan that's easy the last time there was a fat man in japan a whole city disappeared i mean technically the truth but god that's just historically painful to hear the upvote button when you tap it versus the downvote button when you tap it oh finger [ __ ] okay okay why did i have to read that gosh darn it yeah therapist fiddler isn't real he can't hurt you fiddler feel the burn passenger cheers as karen has kicked off flight for refusing to wear a mask redditors i see this as an absolute win oh no but it was mid-flight even so i bet redditors would still be like i see this as an absolute win ah man there's nothing to watch there's nothing to listen to there's nothing to satisfy my thirst for human suffering and there's nothing to eat oh man i mean he's got a bunch of food in his basement i mean if this person is a cannibal then yeah you're probably right they have a lot of food to eat today's teens they're not going to church all they want to do is go to gay kids we're late for gay don't be late for gay or you'll be the sacrifice this is actually true my friend was late to gay once and uh yeah i haven't seen him since cold hard facts in 100 years nobody will ever remember you even existed not if i commit genocide then they'll have to remember me blessed doggo oh he's cute look at his little paws looks like he wishes he was a german shepherd yep a lot of nazi jokes in this one okay i guess we just roll with the punches i guess idiots not caring about corona aren't restricted to the usa this is in germany yesterday huh i guess germans don't need to start a war to kill a bunch of people no siree they do not spanish police discover migrants hidden in mattresses imagine going to sleep ah finally a nice good sleep the dude inside your new mattress good night good night man hey wait what the [ __ ] astrid fat and bald like your dad but hotter i don't know about that my dad was pretty hot am i the only one who sees the name astrid and i just immediately jump to skyrim like the dark brotherhood astrid no just me okay moving on i stood there all day teleport those lying bastards no no no you just need to jump really really hard yeah you know one second you're standing on the sidewalk and the next you're in the ninja turtles house judge what is your preferred method of execution me i want it to be a surprise judge ah the old grenade to the doorknob trick knock knock who is it it's karen from across the hall you're making way too much noise and if you don't stop immediately i'm calling the cops come in it's a trap i don't know i said it like that but it's a trap karen don't do it me as a parent christmas tip wrap empty boxes for presents and when your child misbehaves or doesn't listen throw a present in the bin if you run out of empty presents time to throw the child in the bin what if i run out of children then go steal some kids this meme is brought to you by human trafficking human trafficking we're gonna get you you walk into a room to find that the only way to escape is by writing the name of a real person on a piece of paper this will kill that person uh ma'am ma'am you only need to write one name sir stop that stop i said stop you can't write your own name hey i mean but if you if you write your own name you technically get out of the room so hey it's a it's a win-win marijuana is safer than mcdonald's mcdonald's enjoy them both you little oh god mcdonald's coming on strong according to a study children eat fast food more frequently than their parents that's crazy i haven't eaten a parent in years said a child i only ate one parent okay guys i'm on a diet i can only eat one hey it's danny gorgonzola respect your teachers teacher pouring the candle wax into the students heads i too enjoy pouring melted flesh onto children to teach them oh god 6.9 000 likes this this is probably the top comment oh goodness it's so pure the fact that piranha plant is watering a pink man in the official banner that's a red pikmin and they die in water piranha plant is murdering a pikmin i mean are we surprised piranha plant is a pretty evil character so come on women should be able to walk around shirtless like men so you do it people would support this thinking they get nude hotties but in the end they just get naked sweaty grandmas oh even better wholesome memes you can buy a noodle cup bed for your pet oh isn't he cute poor's hot water no no wait hold up fun facts with squidward black people are like white people but black yeah and gay people are like straight people but without rights oh that okay yo his palms are sweaty luff weak armor's heavy there's americans on this beach already mussolini spaghetti wow that flow is all the way jacked up eminem's about to get roasted no no no i'm pretty sure the fans are going to gas them up hey it's jaiden animations congrats jaden your channel has made over 2000 results on rule 34. hey that's awesome wait a second rule 34 is the oh oh no again though 2 000 results that that's pretty impressive i currently have zero so yeah i guess i'm not there yet sexism against men is still sexism for f's sake i yearn for true i yearn for true gender equality i have no problem drop kicking a lady in the face because that's a quality i i think i don't know my mom not very smart but very social my dad very smart but anti-social me stupid and anti-social your sister smart and social alabama i see this as an absolute win and then we have a guy at the bottom like if this goes on our slash curse comments mark me with yellow and somebody's just like no you know what it's so cursed i can respect that i would literally die if a boy did this to me achievement acquired thoughts lair university gym girls bathroom has not only free condoms but free lube finally a bathroom that offers snacks and drinks uh yeah campus police yeah yeah get this guy blurs to snorlax you know with the blue hoodie on he actually kind of does look like snorlax oh cool i want one they stopped exporting them apparently there's laws against trafficking humans i i don't know i just read that somewhere it's humiliating but i love it how does it feel to have an enemy do this to you and that's how sprite was born mmm cream soda you know i actually like cream soda now now not so much charles dickens great great great grandchildren okay that's cool they're taking a selfie with their ancestor seriously with his statue just dig him up and take the pictures with the real thing okay kids pose beside great great great grandfather skeleton i got banned on the blizzard forums for pointing out the fact that canonically speaking winston is the only black character to not have stolen his weapon why are you booing him he's right my 79 year old grandma has a meme framed going to the grandparent's house versus leaving the grandparents house oh that's cute what you leave your grandparents house pregnant with child support oof taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to a country you live in lol childhood is the free trial oh my freaking gosh does that mean the suicide hotline is the customer relations department yes that's exactly what it means kovit has killed 1.6 million people in the world and you're still alive use a few of those seconds to thank god thank you god for killing 1.6 million people wait no no that's not what they meant ah yes the the american mouse trap actually this seems to be a very humane trap there's no pain and i doubt the rodent would even notice it died it's a bit messy though with higher costs probably a five out of seven that is until the bullet passes through the ceiling and murks graham graham sleeping in the guest room oh not graham graham have you ever tried an australian kiss i don't know what that is it's like a french kiss but down under haha that's literally the line that lost me my virginity ah well your uncle has some pretty good pickup lines oh your username is the cure to the deadliest disease in the world what is it i'm gonna stay out of this one says joe that's his name i'm not reading that yeah you you read it there we go next meme this natural vegan bodybuilder drinks daily semen smoothies and doesn't remember the last time she was sick now she's using semen to protect herself against the cocoa virus how is this vegan it's an animal product is she implying that men are vegetables i mean this guy's got a point the logic doesn't add up why are you liking my girlfriend's pics on facebook ah sorry man my finger must have accidentally slipped off the like button while i was jacking off and then you immediately go and like one of his pictures no no you go and like all of his pictures a drug called grey death can kill with just one dose is this a warning or an advertisement uh yes if you glue a dead wasp to your palm you can smack your boss on the back of the head as hard as you want and then act like you saved him ferb i know what we're gonna do today yeah it's time to glue a dead wasp to a hammer your honor i didn't shoot my boss in the back of the head if you look at the bullet you can see that there was a wasp on it so come on i saved them adult cereals fifty shades of grain flakes special d rice frisky and raisin bran new prototype for economy airline seats oh that's that's terrible that looks disgusting i'd set off another terrorist attack if i had to sit in that i mean good luck trying to set off a terrorist attack in one of those seats you'll be sitting there looking ridiculous like all right don't nobody move i i got a gun i just oh i don't have very much leg space just give me a second oh it's stuck you know what did you just forget the robbery forget i said anything on the trending page of youtube i'm 21 and pregnant with baby number four oh my gosh that's crazy guys if this video gets 10 000 likes i'll abort it that's terrible let's see 1041 2406.29 oh that means nothing i don't oh oh it says be gone thought that's that's clever i like that i would really hate getting asked about that in a job interview no no all you have to say is i was at auschwitz uh yeah they they they numbered me that's actually a [ __ ] up joke i i don't ah [ __ ] it how do german schools teach about world war ii oh very informative now i'm wondering how japanese schools teach about world war ii i'm sure it's a blast literally without naming your respective country what is it known for it's known for a failed artist from austria he was a successful cook though and not really he burned everything he put in the oven whoa okay okay so we we're just saying stuff now oh god this is a little too cursed for david the baker here i don't know easy peasy i almost choked on the curse ness that oh god everyone calls me ugly because i'm disabled then you should stand up for yourself oh wow she really walked into that one didn't she or maybe she didn't what's the saddest word in the english language almost why i was almost good enough he was almost in love with me she almost survived we almost made it but almost is never enough i almost shat myself hey you see that that's not actually too bad you almost shot yourself but you didn't that's actually kind of a good thing a senior citizen care facility that really cares oh that looks like fun plot twists they're actually pushing them out to see it's their time to go oh but i don't want to die shut up grandma have fun sleeping with the fishes i love your username baby orphans taste good why thank you baby orphan oh god why hello there i was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today in exchange i was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner of course i declined because i am a person with high morals and strong willpower just as strong as ajax the super strong bathroom cleaner now available with scented lemon or vanilla even the strongest must fall oh it's god yeah opening his why must you ruin things this just in a girl requests a last kiss before breakup and bites the boyfriend's tongue the trickster she should ask for one last blow job oh no no that'd be terrible just like you know it's just just just a one time thing baby i need the sauce for a friend someone who posted a corn meme comment section who is she the bottom bar must be censoring some big old ding dongs well that just makes it even more creepy summer rae says please don't disturb my peace if you're at war with yourself jack goff says i want to disturb your insides hey man you gotta shoot your shot when you can i guess i don't know every disease known to mankind me after looking up my symptoms for a cough aha i've got it uh his fingers look like uncircumcised ding dongs oh no ah they they actually do do we gotta censor that or oh god female 18 living with my grandparents and unemployed please roast me i'm 99 sure i've watched you somewhere oof not sure who to feel sorry for you her or the horse angry woman cuts off man's ding-dong for not making eye contact during sex not entirely true i heard because of her eyesight she missed and put a big gash in his thigh and was only charged with a mista wiener get it missed a wiener instead of misdemeanor it's it's funny because a misdemeanor is like a low charge crime because she missed the wiener it's actually pretty funny yeah okay are you guys enjoying the video i just you want to like that video and subscribe that would be super cool i love you nintendo we make family friendly stuff also nintendo mario's just like mamma mia plot twist he's staring at the tattoo on her inner thigh that says bowser [ __ ] princess oh peach is that is that why you keep getting kidnapped by bowser oh you you monster pewdiepie the top comment decides my next video upload johnny sin says anal from pewdiepie to cream pie the journey begins oh and it has 666 upvotes that's how you know this is cursed an interesting loophole mom don't watch porn because it dehumanizes females me who watches porn without females oh yeah it's big brain time don't watch porn because it dehumanizes humans me who watches porn without humans haha oh wait a second what screw sex i just want the warmth of another human being yeah that's sex no no i think that's more of like a skin suit that see that's what you want you just want to be wrapped in somebody else's skin all right it's not creepy you know it's okay it's a little creepy have you ever screwed a disabled person does it count if they weren't disabled when we started wait what stepmom with 10 hub followers me with one irl follower who offers me candy stepmom looking kinda thick unzips bro it's a cat even better okay okay shane dawson calm down i am no longer the family pet me and your dad are together now and it's about time you show me some freaking respect please don't give hub the idea of a step dog oh it's too late now your brain thinks that these squares below are actually different colors but they're not don't believe me put a finger in your ass well okay it didn't work but i'm glad i tried ah that's kinky are you seriously watching by yourself nah mate i'm watching it with my friends and family as you should ladies and gentlemen a spring-loaded ding-dong in a box from the 1800s it made for a great gift humanity's sense of humor has not progressed much in the last 100 years attach the lid slash trigger to the toilet seat and have a fun surprise oh goodness me and the girls trying to figure out all the girls versus boys memes is it true that girls get periods because they cut their ding-dongs off every month but the ding-dongs grow back yes each time it grows longer than before sick i'm gonna go cut mine off and see if it re-grows best of luck i'll give an update in about a month or so can you imagine this guy coming back in a month like guys guys something went wrong he munched butt renaissance painting 1602. oh look at the dog's face he's like ah no what if the chihuahuas leaning in to whisper harder what are you doing step dawg ah come on you ruined it you ruined the goodness of this meme you just stripped it of its wholesomeness just entirely stripped it and now it's all cursed shame on you the fbi wants to steal my ding-dong can i hide it inside you haha flirt plot twist the girl is asking the boy oh r slash wholesome memes oh it's them in the loch ness monster they're like the best of friends she [ __ ] that thing didn't she yeah probably so pre-order a 375 dollar life-size baby yoda uh how wide does the mouth open i'm asking for a friend every time i f my aunt she sounds just like this the family therapist i see go on well everyone that's my time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r curse comments if you did what's wrong with you what are you some kind of weirdo if you didn't like the video and you were very uncomfortable then make sure to press a like button down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads anyways i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Id: qXkxQ43TLF0

Length: 22min 16sec (1336 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 21 2020