Trisha's New Boyfriend Is Hila's Brother - Frenemies #1

well my friends here we are they said it would never happen me and trisha making a podcast and uh frankly i thought they were right for a while but let me explain first of all what how what brings us to here which is a pairing up very bizarre i've been wanting to make a podcast with like another comedian for a while and i don't mean that to compliment you i think i mean like two big personalities and in my mind when i kept trying to think of people to do it with i always thought you know me and trisha have a really funny chemistry oh yeah on all of your visits right well yeah and i thought well you know [ __ ] it let's just do it like that let's do a live [ __ ] it oh but this isn't live though no it's just okay yeah no i this is also take two so i feel very nervous like i feel like i [ __ ] up like we should take two no we did have an intro already and now we're doing a second intro because of technical difficulties and i'm nervous because i feel like i [ __ ] up the performance you were nervous the first time yeah that's what i'm saying i want to make the same jokes you're restarting it not that i made jokes i'm just saying like it's just awkward now i'm like oh did i say something wrong like this podcast is a disaster listen trisha why are you so stressed we've done this before just relax i think it's before i just always knew like it was it out like it's just like oh i'm never gonna see these people again and it's like you know what i mean like oh you have to see me every week yeah because one of my questions for you is how long do you think it's gonna last because my thing is like because with you i know that like you your relationships are very hot and cold and so we've built this whole set and table and i wonder you know i wonder how many episodes we we make before before this whole thing is burned to the ground no i think what's good about it is it's like we're like the view you're like joy behar and i'm like elizabeth hasselbeck and even if they fight they still have to do their job you know i didn't understand that reference but but i trust it's good wait you don't know the view no i know the view but i'm not familiar with all the personalities but that's a good good good good joy behar she so lived she would like love her she's like an old liberation liberal jewish what am i i love i love libs yeah you're liberal and jewish so that so that informs everybody i'm supposed to like joy behar is like the like leader of the liberal jewish people i generally don't like jewish people does that surprise you no i'm kidding you always said that you were so like proud joe what's not like come on get out of here i love jewish people don't you find it odd to say i love jewish people just as a general statement people do say that they think it's like weird like i like fetishize or obsess over jews but i just love them what do you love about jews they're so different really do you find me to be different well just jews in general like you guys have such like traditions you know like let's fast in september there's a lot of people that fast no but like you guys have like the new year's coming up right so like this weekend's a new year and it's like who just decides that like it's so interesting you just decide that the new year is january 1st but jews are like september you know the jews were doing the new year before january 1st new year yeah sure i don't know i don't know much about it i just find them fascinating okay yeah that's it you prefer uncertain you prefer circumcised penis i always get this confused i just don't like the skin i don't know what that is you like with no skin that's what the jews have yeah we invented that [ __ ] really it's true yeah we invented that [ __ ] okay i love that you know there's a big debate about um people saying that it's circumcision is uh child uh abuse yeah that it's the desecration of the of the penis i could see that did you do your son or no yes we did okay very jewish i thought about not doing it to be totally honest with you but um we decided to do it because first of all i think he should he'll be super confused if his penis looks different than mine and aren't they going to see your penis what that's normal you've seen your dad's penis everybody's seen their dad's penis you haven't seen your dad no i don't even see my dad shirtless i swear on my life bible all that i feel like that's weirder than seeing your dad's penis is not even seeing your dad shirtless never go to the beach with your dad no he's never had a shirt off swear on my life asked my mom asking anybody never seen my dad without a shirt he's got something weird he's hiding yeah like even when they had sex my mom would like say he kept the shirt on yeah but he's not fat he's very like in shape he like walks your dad [ __ ] with his shirt on i guess back in the day i don't know i should ask him about that and report back not i don't talk to my dad about that stuff wait is this a structured podcast or we just talk no we're just talking okay so it's not like like okay i don't watch your podcast but i thought you had like segments because you do like highlights i'm not doing segments so we're just talking yeah dude that's what a podcast is what is it okay but hold on let's uh i don't think they want to know about circumcised penis like the first episode like i feel like it's an intro like hey i'm trish like okay hi well everybody know okay this is what everyone wants to hear about since we've had you on we had yet again another disastrous episode of the bachelor season two featuring you we all thought it ended in disaster but now you are dating my brother-in-law why and how has this happened the truth yes i want the truth yo what the [ __ ] that was him not me i literally mean should we start over you want to start all up over what dude look do not i thought you put it on vibrate do not disturb okay is that confusing just just put on vibrate he's reading emails this is going to be so boring we need to start over okay we'll start over let's just get right into yeah we're starting no no no i'm kidding i'm getting no please don't we're starting over keep the original intro and then put this then put this part in no no we're starting all over dan for real no no no no are you kidding no okay keep this part keep this part about us disgusting cutting tell explain to me why you're dating my brother-in-law nobody gives a [ __ ] well obviously you do about any of the [ __ ] you're talking about other than that oh oh really why are you dating my brother-in-law can i tell you the truth like honestly yes because like at first it was like i just thought it was just like funny i was like oh my god that's gonna be so funny like i just like [ __ ] them and then i'm coming back on the pockets like ah i [ __ ] your brother yeah and yeah that's it i mean that's how it started for sure so do you usually [ __ ] people out of just to make a joke yeah well no not always but like yeah like sometimes to be like oh i [ __ ] this person it's like funny so mo so you [ __ ] moses for a joke but then you found out that he that he was much more than a joke to you mm-hmm yeah we're gonna be buying a house together so it's a success and you guys are so at first well you know at first i was like what's going on this is all making me very uncomfortable because i kept moses kept popping up in your socials and not telling us so i was like what the [ __ ] going on i don't know why that honestly i don't know why that i was like why don't you just tell them like well that i agree with because he made it way worse by not telling us yeah because we like definitely were like the first two weeks of quarantine just attached at the hip for sure and then he had a traumatic event at his house so then he just like i'm like we should stay here forever and that's what happened um we've had like two like well it's not really breakups but we've had like two ish like times where we like stopped talking to each other but we got them back to each other so yeah you guys had a couple blowups did we how do you know he said it told you yes okay you actually were the reason of our first breakup breakup we weren't dating but we were yeah you made a [ __ ] you made this hysterical video about how i was trying to sabotage your relationship yeah because in the thing you literally we watch it together and i was like oh my you're like oh yeah he said you said he was applying as a goof and i was like is that true you applied as a joke yeah you just said you [ __ ] him as a joke why are you offended like that seems way worse he's like hey i'm just going to apply as a joke but then he's like oh i like her and you're like i'm just going to [ __ ] him as a joke despite them i mean that's crazy yes so so how is it that i sabotaged your relationship because that whole episode like you just were like oh like i think he's embarrassed that he likes her like it was supposed to be a joke like it was all the stuff i was thinking like oh is he like playing me like you know what i mean so you ruined it at the beginning well i blame moses for not telling us what the [ __ ] was up because the whole thing was weird and then well at the same time he's gonna go on your social media and then like our fans see that so obviously we have to address it you think that you see it your social media yeah it's all over our subreddit and everything it's like these these two these two guys making like super cringy tick tocks first of all they're not cringy they're definitely not cringy but oh my gosh really yeah they they don't like your tick tocks either where are they barking at go uh anyone um um yeah first of all tic tacs are good but i get more insulted when they say that we're the inverted version of you and ela yeah i think just because moses is like um i guess they're both kind of like understated maybe or whatever that means it's quiet yeah quieter well and everyone's quiet compared to you to be honest not you and they're skinny and i just think we're like a little like chubbier so that's the comparison because we're like heavy and they're like oh so you guys have a type right well that's true um let me so you guys have been dating you guys are now living together i mean what the [ __ ] is aren't you guys moving a little fast well he has his museum still he has a museum so he like goes works there but yeah every night we're together you guys sleep together you guys are together every night and he's moved [ __ ] into your apartment i mean he has like five shirts so yes but all five shirts are at my house five shirts but now he hasn't and now you guys are so we can like buy a house together like a fancy one because he has like money so it's the first person i have like ever data that has like money and good credit how the i mean aren't you worried just because your relationships generally don't last very long buying a house together seems like a drastic move this is my like longest consistent how long has it been it's only been a couple months six months six months today right yeah six months a day tomorrow tomorrow today oh six months today you guys are so weird moses is here by the way because he brought her i could not come here by myself you literally told me don't come to my house she's never on that episode you asked ela i think this is like a poi for trish to come to our house she knows she's not coming it's not happening i was like what a [ __ ] like i literally said that she was just kidding i don't think so yes she was no and that's what you were like i'm gonna babysit theodore yeah i was like keep her away from our kid but now she's like we could use a babysitter or something no she didn't did she she did say that she said that and she sleeps through the night so i'm like perfect we'll come watch him no no no no oh oh moses if moses comes yeah i find it very odd that you're dating my brother you still though like i think at this point it's like well i've come to accept it because finally he opened up to me to the point of being like i actually like her and i like and that i think that we're in a good relationship and this isn't just some weird thing he said i actually like her oh please don't take don't try to turn this yeah i love he's alike you are you gonna tr you're gonna turn this into a thing i can't wait to ask you questions i feel like this is a podcast where we co-host so i can ask you questions about your relationship because i feel like this is like an interrogation well this well this is just the thing that happened that everybody wants to know about no he did not he said he said i don't love her yet but i really like i'm just kidding he didn't say that why you guys say you love each other yeah of course of course i mean we already like he already is like we have to have a wedding in israel too like we already talked about oh my god i was just talking about like maui we're like let's get married to maui but he's like but we also need an l.a because he has a bunch of l.a like friends and clients and then like he's like but we have to go to israel because that's where like his family but then he said in israel they give you money in the [ __ ] tin and you like carry it and then you have to get security and all that stuff like that i'm like well let's just go there if they're gonna just give us money yeah but they well dude what his mom is gonna trip does his mom know about you oh well this is a point of contention which i'm glad he's not in the room because he refuses to post me on his instagram because his mom looks at his story and i was like because she's gonna trip when she sees you and be like what the [ __ ] is that why well i mean any well she's cons they come from a conservative family if you knew their their their dad is his he didn't like you i knew that yeah he didn't like me he thought i was crazy i mean imagine imagine what they like and you're like way crazier than i am am i though because i think so yeah hmm interesting well why do you think he doesn't post you on his story he told me it's because of his mom he said his mom looks at his stories and he doesn't want her to know i'm like why not well how i just wonder how can he talk about buying a house and doing a wedding in israel and all this [ __ ] and not posting on his story because the mom stays with you because of the baby so she won't even have to see me i guess if she ever why is he hiding you why is he ashamed of you i trust his judgment really if she yeah if people have a judgmental family like you like i can tell already by his sister and his brother-in-law that i was like oh he has a judgmental family yes my family he's met all my family already my dad my mom my sister like he's met everybody and so they love him we have family game nights every sunday so i think i think i think their mom would be nice though i don't know why he's so guarded about it i think it's fine because i have his instagram on my phone so i know if he's like damning people so i know it's not about that so i really do believe no no no he's moses is not he's not gonna cheat on you yeah that would never happen right i check his dms every day still oh my god girls are thirsty girls be like oh hey sexy i'm like and they do it because they know i'll like flip you know what you mean like they do it on purpose so dude you have such a weird world around you like there was a point excuse me pardon me jesus excuse me when you and moses were having a fight there's like these all these super weird underground instagram accounts trying to expose moses yeah with like three likes though which i have to be honest with you trisha i think you own those accounts so did he he literally would be like yeah i'm like but who how could account how could an account with like 10 followers get a hold of moses's private dms i'll tell you and then post them and then how do you find them i'll tell you later tell me now i can't tell you now because it's you it's literally yeah um no i mean he definitely had the people he used to talk to are psychos there are psychopaths that are just like uber fans of because we weren't dating right away like the thing that's a little unfair like you were like what are you guys like we didn't know you can't just say like we're dating after like a week of meetings no i didn't even know that you guys were even like talking or hanging out yeah but it was definitely just like hooking up at the beginning for sure like i was doing sex tapes with like you know all these people and stuff like so it wasn't like officially official official until like recently like a couple months like a month or two ago yeah and that's that's when i was forced to accept it when it was official yeah against my will here i am i'm so excited for rosh hashanah this weekend am i invited uh oh no moses is invited and he you want to bring moses you want to bring trisha no hesitation yeah i told him i'm like you're not going unless i'm coming oh my god i can't believe this no i can't do this i can't have trish at my rosh hashanah i know hebrew now so i could say the prayers i can do i can talk to your family this is so [ __ ] up that you're this is insane but i have to invite moses he's my brother-in-law right and now you're his significant other yes this is so [ __ ] up and i get to meet your dad and i'm very excited too now aren't you embarrassed that you were saying you wanted to [ __ ] my dad it's like a character like it's a joke is it just stop it's just you have to put a limit on certain things i have a boyfriend now as different as single before i got a boyfriend i have trauma about my dad because he's such a creep so you can't joke about [ __ ] my dad oh okay well now that i know that i know the boundaries yeah so you guys are actually gonna come to our rosh hashanah yeah he'll come with me to the copenhagen club every week so i was like come to me to make a test because then you guys are really like crazy about it which i get so we'll do coven covered in stds together i can't believe this is happening this is crazy i'm so excited to come i have a bunch of israeli shirts like he knows i have all these hebrew shirts i said shabbat shalom moses why don't you post um why don't you post on your stories oh i told you i will after these podcasts um moses says moses said he will after this podcast oh establish some credibility he did say that he's like no i don't want her to know you on that platform i need her to know that you like work with them like okay and why why is it that you think that she needs to see that we work together or why do you think that would help or what are you afraid of your mom's first impression i didn't want the first impression to be cause she well let's be let's be honest let's be honest right if she's like oh what's her name she says what does she do for a living she's an internet person yeah i think but then she googles trisha paytas and she sees you [ __ ] you know shooting golf balls out of your vagina or whatever goes on on oily fans i don't think sending vag pics to me on twitter remember you did that but that was before we were dating too like yeah but still i'm just saying it happened i want to do that now but that's the kind of stuff she's going to see so that makes sense that moses would want to tempt her yes no that makes but why he says he was protecting trump why like my family wouldn't judge you if you had to dick on the internet like i don't understand like what's there to judge about that because i'm open with my body yes you post nude on the internet i see your ass all the time on my timeline and i sent it to moses i'm like what the [ __ ] is this like if you don't like my vagina on your timeline why can you post your ass on my timeline you're gonna compare my ass to your [ __ ] yeah um well i i'm i'm trying to hold back i was going to say busted s vagina but i don't mean that i just trying to be funny everyone loves mine my lips are in everything's tight like oh i was i was telling moses that you know as far as partners go you're very successful very self-sufficient i mean those are really good qualities and then there's and then there's everything else but like those are two really good qualities yeah i'm also really like obsessive like i'm obsessed over him so i feel like that's not a good quality no you're like that's a good thing because that means you're like all about that person like no i i just i think that's i wouldn't want to [ __ ] anyone else like you know that's when i know i'm in love with somebody like if i'm obsessed with somebody like normally like but see like i don't find it i don't i don't like that you're going through his messages every night i find that i find that possessive well there's like a little issue like a couple months ago before we were dating and i was just like um i just need to know for my own trust but you know now that i have it i don't really i really don't look i think like the first night i was like so excited and now i'm like oh like he literally doesn't respond and it's just girls being thirsty but that's it but they literally were like catfishes because they like were my haters i think it's like we think it's one person that has these multiple accounts whatever it's like i know it's one well actually there's definitely two but and they're like weird obsessed fans and it's fine whatever we nipped in the bud okay good well well someday you'll be my sister-in-law it sounds like is that what it is like maybe like sister-in-law in law right sister-in-law and mom know you'd be my sister-in-law no i don't think oh cause it's like twice removed yeah it's like i'm elo's sister-in-law you're you're still my sister-in-law if you marry my brother-in-law i mean i'll take it i love the title sister-in-law it would definitely be family definitely both boning the same genes oh like our babies will be oh our babies would be related cousins oh cute because they have the same genetics skinny i thought you couldn't have kids because you had double gonorrhea or something um yeah i mean i have a uterus still so like i can still get like ivf or something go ahead tell me what were you going to say moses was like still scared to come inside because he thinks i'm like lying but i mean sometimes we do but it's not on the ovulation week it always has to be like around because he's like i believe i think it could happen miracles i'm like all right well then i guess pull out whatever so you got chlamydia and then you've got chlamydia on top of the chlamydia what happened yeah i like let it go for too long oh that's so [ __ ] yeah i just never get tested i'm literally so pain right now i get tested like every week i'm just like what because i do like so what happens if you let the chlamydia go wild and like run its thing oh it like damaged my like tubes so i had those hsg tests which is like scarring in my tubes and so like it's you can get them like scraped off i guess like the little like scarring of the tubes but like it still goes through there was still some fluid that goes through it so like semen does still go through but i mean i used to have like unprotected socks like every day six times a day and i never got pregnant for like years so i don't know so it's still like a possibility never know if it's meant to be maybe but also ivf and all that stuff yeah maybe i have an announcement soon oh people were kept saying because we were like we've got this big announcement people kept saying that they thought you were pregnant yeah but i'll announce it here you will yeah okay good and anything else yeah uh no anything i want all announcements no just the baby i promise but everything else no okay uh what else dan how much time we got oh are you over it uh i kept cutting but i think we're at like 35 35. already yeah i'm over it no i'm kidding no she's curious this is so weird do you let people know you have acid acid reflux because it's like i know now i'm like they say that coughing is like the new n-word oh cause corona yeah and so oh my god do you get tested i feel like i'm a po yeah of course so i'm like a public hazard everyone thinks i'm like a freak now so what else is going on in your life you're dating my brother-in-law that's that's yeah that's exciting you're killing it on only fans love my only hands you have a set can i see your 70 000 purse oh yeah i was very proud this is the first time i'm like wearing this out because we never leave the house so i'm like let me bring it to your bougie family why why is this a seventy thousand dollar purse it's one of a kind pink um crocodile um shout out privy porter so it's 100 authentic it's like she's a handler for perkins specifically so she authenticates it and um oh yeah oh this looks so good can i say and i don't mean any offense but it does look like a 70 goodwill purse definitely ugly i was going to do a video being like i regret this i touch it yeah i guess yeah you have clean hands your hands are clean your hands are nice well they said yeah thank you your house is clean so i um what do you think i mean i i genuinely don't understand how you can justify spending seventy thousand dollars on that it looks dirty i think it might have been used it doesn't look as pink as the photos even if you're trying to like flex like i feel like people wouldn't even recognize it it's not that distinguished that's not true people will definitely know like if you're into bags like if you're like oh because they know pink first of all crocodile birkin's so hard anyways like green they're always gonna be like 65 000 minimum as of 2020. i don't know why you're watching this but 2020 they're um that's the minimum but this is pink so it's like extra it's just extra and then also the size it's 30. it's 30 so like 30 is hard to find i pick it up i just i'm very happy i want to look around it's not cute like it should have been cuter it should have been pinker it's cute though actually it kind of matches this i guess um it just should have been more of a baby doll pink i don't get it 70 000. yeah i don't get it this was this was maybe a mistake but we still do it because it's 70 000 so i can tell people like look it's 70 000 because like you have a fancy house and i have a fancy bag so yeah i guess and then and then you're also flipping on me with the watch show the watch i don't know okay shout out are you gonna come in here and flex on me that hard a a diamond i never wear rolex because i got it during um quarantine so like we really haven't gone out anywhere or something how much thought cost i got i don't we don't know for sure because i got a discount on because i was like i got i gave a shout out on instagram so i got like a discount i don't know was it like 28 000 i don't know and how much should it have cost i have no idea oh i'm so bad with like can i feel it is there any risk that the diamonds come out or they're in there pretty good yeah it's like also like a warranty or something like that so yeah i have another one coming that one's like 50. are you afraid you're going to get like mugged or something when you're watching this i don't want to flex it that's part of the reason why i don't i don't wear jewelry or care about stuff because i'm just you're just begging someone to mug you yeah i don't like wear like every day i just wear it for like special occasions if i like just going to and from a place you know so you brought that bag just to come in here and flex on me no i just never worn it out and i was like this is my chance because we don't go out oh rosh hashanah i could bring a different one stop bringing up russia's shauna dude i'm very giving my ptsd and i haven't even done it yet should i wear like an israeli shirt like a hebrew shirt what does that mean i have so many of them can you just wear can you can you just wear like a full uh he job can i just say i've been asking moses to let me wear a hijab and he won't let me he has a couple scarves and he won't let me wear it on public wait why do you want to wear a hijab they're so beautiful we watched 90 fiance as in and i want to wear that it looks so cool and he's like no you can't wear it and i was like why why because it's the man's garment and the women's so it's religious it's disrespectful to the religion moses says it's kind of a fashion thing is it kind of cultural appropriation to be like i just want to wear a hijab because i think it looks great and then people are like what is this crazy-ass cultural appreciation no i'm appreciating it like i think it's beautiful like i think it's awesome what do you just want to wear a full body hijab not a full body i just want the like one around here on rosh hashanah can you just wear a full body hijab where the even the eyes are covered it's just a netting they have those yeah i'm gonna get that for you and and 4xl actually can i just tell you your 2xl teddy fresh is not that big it's very triggering i ordered two xl t-shirts mostly even know on the last thing we did i had like my big shirt and it was so tight like the neck the body like everything is like this is a 2x and i buy 2xl from logan paul i bite to excel merch from a lot of people and i'm like why is this one so small like it's very triggering i always buy 2xl to be really big and comfy so i feel skinny and that one's very fitted the pink stripe one specifically well our clothes are fitted but i guess we don't accommodate like 50 g's or whatever what size do you wear i wear xl no why wh what do you think that i wear you're saying i wear a bigger size than you yeah no this is an xl right here okay skinny skinny you're dieting why are you dieting you already have a wife i have gerd i'm gonna get diabetes and i'm gonna die yeah i think i'll get diabetes for sure i don't want that [ __ ] so what i'm doing is i stopped eating dairy and bread and it's interesting because you really can't splurge that much when you don't eat bread or oh you're not eating dairy or bread yeah when did you start this uh just like a week ago oh you think it'll like continue like keep it up long-term i think i'm trying i hope so because my mom is allergic to dairy and bread okay and i'm trying to get control of my gerd which is the acid reflux where i'm always coughing and [ __ ] oh it's a diet change that so you can control it i don't know if it's gonna work i do it is better before i could not even talk it was are you happier or do you feel sad that you can't eat food you're like i'm gonna die no it's f i i'm so sad that i can't eat food i mean i love pizza and burgers it's literally gives me it's one of the one recipes of joy i have in this cruel dis horrible depressing world i just want to smash a [ __ ] burger and eat a pizza to my dome and i can't do it you can't and it's just it's just it's so sad i can't do it yeah i go on a diet for like a day and then but i could die tomorrow so i might as well just eat the food i want to eat yeah but you're kind of in you're kind of fulfilling the prophecy when you yeah a pizza every day iconic though like think of all the people that are legendary died young chris farley elvis marilyn anna yeah i don't care about legacy or anything that's all i care about really you think you what are you doing to ensure your legacy just existing but i think in general if i die young it'll be more iconic think about there's not to put that out there because i really don't well you're gonna i don't think you're gonna die young from eating burgers possibly that's my biggest fear though is that i die have a heart attack and they have all this evidence of me being like a mukbang and being like see she [ __ ] died of a heart attack but i don't think that's how i go out how do you think you'll die i don't want to say i feel like that is but you obviously have a you have a premonition yeah how is it how does it go no i don't want to tell you like it's so sad and tragic and like does it involve drugs no oh no i wish are you alone no i don't want to talk about i don't know why i'm scared i'm so scared about it to be honest but you've already thought it so what is speaking it i'm gonna do speaking things out there it's like manifesting it i don't wanna manage see i think that speaking it out makes it not happen okay i don't think so because anything i've ever spoken out i've gotten well anyway i'm scared to mention it but anyways my point is i probably will die young i've accepted this fate and i just spend and live and eat and it's not eating that kills me so bring on the korean fried cheese you know god that korean fried cheese i just uh it's just not fair i wish there was a pill or i just want to have diarrhea all the time or something so i just you know what i mean like it's just stupid it's really sad i ask literally most every day like do you just love being skinny like is it just amazing like i can't imagine eating whatever he eats everything and like is so skinny no guys like moses and ela they just they're different they're different breeding human beings like i've spent a day with moses he's just he doesn't get hungry like people like me and you do well now he does like he's gonna get fat he's gonna get him if he's gonna be with you he's gonna be a fan he went to kfc and each got a bucket of chicken and he like took it down so you spent all day with him but like how many meals does he eat in a day he doesn't need as much i thought i've gained weight because i used to only do like intermittent i told him literally this week i'm like i can't eat dinner with you because i have a music video next week i have to like not eat dinner like eat it before you come because we will eat like three big meals like one day we went to dunkin donuts got breakfast sandwiches and donuts then for lunch we went to mcdonald's got nuggets and he got a chicken sandwich then what did we have for dinner that day that oh we had boa steakhouse for dinner with mac and cheese and mashed potatoes and then he sweets everyone so we always have chocolate mousse cake and we always have like dessert every meal like oh let's have ice cream let's have a look i could get fat but here's the thing i've eaten lunch with moses so many times and i'll like destroy let's say we go we go out and we get shawarma and french fries and stuff i destroyed that [ __ ] and i moved on to french fries and falafel and he's got this is what ila does too it's like he only ate a quarter of his shawarma and he only had three french fries and in the meantime it's like you think you're eating the same amount but you're not oh okay that's what ila does that's really triggering that because i feel like we always finish our food but maybe i'm the one finishing it he's he's just like matching your pace but he's not eating the same volume we order like five meals for dinner like from like lalas we'll have like empanadas steak and we'll get two pastas no key and all this like marinara pasta mashed potatoes on the side he's just being nice but he's not going he's not doing what you're doing but then it's all gone yeah you ate it all you ate 80 of it right moses oh my god that's what ela does to me like let's order a bunch of food and then you just eat it well because eli used to be like we eat the same thing i don't know why you're so fat i was like wait what she said that to you for real or no you're just like exactly no she used to say that to me and i'd be like girl i eat three times faster than you and then i cl and then i eat what you don't eat right okay but the difference is is she she's asking like why you why are you so fat moses is very appreciative of my body i'm so fat i'm sorry you guys know it turns me on so much your body disgusting it makes me feel good because i know i've gained weight i know i've like gained probably a good 20 pounds during quarantine like when our first date i look at my facebook oh my god so much thinner so i know i've gained weight like i'm sorry i'm fat but i'm going to lose weight and then he's just like no your body is perfect like and it's the difference when i watch you guys on the podcast is he feeding you is he a feeder i don't think he's feeding moses are you a feuder i recall him telling me once before he even thought about dating you that he liked bigger girls i remember him making a comment i swear to god i swear he said he liked heavier girls and it always stuck out to me it's not heavy triggered he was like i love huge girls he's like i love huge massive girls [ __ ] yeah you said that so i was like wow i know it's not true i've seen girls like you say they're always like skinny asians so you're neither of those things yeah i know he's like oh yeah i needed a girl from thailand i did a girl from korea i'm like what the hell like and here i am i think moses has a real trouble with commitment though because he's not really been in any long-term relationship since i've known him which has been a long time now are you gay because that was like a long time to go without girls i think he's just a very uh independent person and i do think he likes to spite his family which may explain you guys oh i can see that for sure yeah i think moses likes to he likes despite his he's he's often his whole life has kind of been the pursuit of spiting and distancing himself from his family i'll take it i love it yeah he's like i left it like right away from israel i didn't go travel i just [ __ ] left i was like bye i was like okay cool but yeah i could see that for sure i'll take it it's fine whatever yeah whatever whatever i think the same with him though because i was telling like you're not my type either and i think it's like fun now he's like a toy it's like oh i got a middle eastern you know oh my god it's fun i cannot [ __ ] believe you're coming to rosh hashanah dinner this is so [ __ ] up you're gonna bring her moses yeah he said yeah coming he literally said that he's like i'm not gonna go he's very like that like any time we've had a coral or beef he's like i'm on your side like thank you you know he he's spoken about you very nicely always even when you guys had a fight and he's like i don't know how much i can say of what he told me without pissing you off tell me i can say it all of it okay give me permission well he just said that well first of all you were accusing him of like [ __ ] like flirting with miners okay can i just explain everything no hold on you stop let me explain what happened because the people deserve to know oh my god first you guys were dating and then you started sending me all these crazy dms with screenshot being like your brother-in-law's [ __ ] crazy and he's sick and he's [ __ ] minors and i was like all right and i was like i'll pull out my phone and read the dna i did not say miners i can pull out my you said underage no you want me to get my phone appropriate age very young girls that are like 22. that's what i said yeah pull it out cause i even showed him inappropriate age for him he's like like that's not what you were saying you were saying under 18. i didn't say under 18. there's no way i said that there is no way yeah anyways do we really have to like go this is so embarrassing look the people deserve to know by the way i unfollowed you on twitter because you kept posting pictures of your vagina i was like i can't handle this yeah i did because moses asked you no no okay i'll follow you on instagram too i just can't handle your butthole vagina on my timeline it's [ __ ] crazy you were like offended when i was like gaping i had like a gaping [ __ ] because i had like a butt plug in there and you're like why is it so big what yeah that can be i remember that i guess i blocked it out yeah it's certainly not something i want to be seeing on my timeline so i hope you can understand okay you ready that's not this is so triggering ready i never said underage i know i didn't okay ready here we go dude i know we don't talk but moses is disgusting i have no intention of making anything about this but maybe check him talking to your fans this yeah i'm getting there okay this is from a fat piece of [ __ ] fan of yours who was 23 and he [ __ ] on valentine's day he is disgusting yeah 23. i said 23. yeah yeah yeah hold on first of all don't read this video you better call this for real that is the psycho just don't well [ __ ] her then i don't know but you got baited and then so but my point is is that an actual psycho okay fine who cares well you have a card security yeah okay but but anyway you were sending me these dms and i was like wow this shit's crazy and then i actually started hitting up moses because i was like dude why i don't want i can't have you flirting with my fans because you were i was a fan yeah i was a fan you said there's audio screen recordings check the bio and then you're like check out this exposed channel with 10 followers i was like oh that's you that's literally you oh you think i'm the exposed channel yeah why would i want to like embarrass myself no you were just it was all about trying to expose why when i was like like really truly like in love with him why would i try to like kick him you said he talked so much trash about me and made fun of my body and then used me he's scary and vile needs help yes i was really mad man but that's the difference i didn't answer because i was like moses what is going on and then you say bonded a month later you're really trying to charge it because that was because i because you yeah because i didn't want to this was insane to shoot yourself we were fine because we had fathers and everything and you're like well i because i'm like i have to address the issue that tristan just well let me finish this can we not he said just so you know none of this was a troll i truly thought he liked me but he played me he always was bitter he was never on your oh here i won't read this i won't read that yeah that's fine oh my god look at me just stop all together please this was already a point of contention we're past it just stop yeah here you said he talks to underage girls no right there he talks to underage girls weird where i literally don't see right there he talks to underage girls confirmed that he thinks about what that was yes but but this is a difference no it's not it's the same set of messages about his work stop it's the same set of messages five seven ten thirty five seven ten thirty telling you this is this girl you said read this part he said it says he talks to underage girls it's separate it's a period it's not it's look it's 5 7 10 30 p.m 5 7 10 30 p.m can i just say he doesn't talk to anybody now not even about his work not men not women so i'm just trying to explain the situation well i saved him from further embarrassment he says he stalks to underage girls i don't expect a response and again i don't want to talk to you again but he's just a fraud and he's scary okay can i not put this in there this is going to be so bad oh they're in a toxic relationship no no no i'm no it's all good i'm just saying you're painting yeah you are you're crazy i mean that's everyone knows that jesus oh you pulled this a lot by the way you said he's a psychopath i have 24 hours of security now how many how many people are you going to blame having 24 cents there's a lot of people throughout man [ __ ] this guy i've got 24 hours security now hannah i've got 24 hour security [ __ ] this stalker i've got 24-hour security i did tell them don't let him in i mean that was part of it i mean there was just a lot because you know wait can i tell you this is tea or do you want to keep going with this is that actual tea that i wasn't going to say but the point is that i didn't respond i do want to hear about that but i was like the point is that i'm not going to respond i'm going to talk to moses first because you said he's talking to underage girls and he's talking to your fans so i was like so he was like no i'm not doing that trish is crazy he's saying sexually he didn't say you're crazy but he's like i didn't do that she's just mad and so i responded i said hey these are super serious allegations i talked to moses about it i just want to make sure that i'm responsible with this stuff because obviously i don't want i don't want to not have done my due diligence on this he says it's not true i'm just tr i just want to get past this and then you said and then you said oh it's all good actually what you said is he's disgusting i was trying again another girl came out of the woodwork oh my god and then but anyway you guys worked it out guess what i have his instagram password i'll show you right now he doesn't damn me like he like and then he said that you are ugh i don't know because we were dating and like it has events like we weren't dating but then awesome he said he broke up with you because you started like punching him he's shaking his head no oh okay you said i could say everything i did not punch him you said that's why you broke up with me because i punched you i went like this okay and he's frail but i didn't plan it wasn't can i okay if you wanna do fine if you're gonna [ __ ] if you're leaving this and i'm gonna have to say the full [ __ ] story because what happened was is we were like upstairs and i took his phone i saw like other dms to girls he like tackled not tackled me but like we went to the floor and so then i like punched back but i never punched him i was like hey you piece of [ __ ] like i wasn't like that you guys had a tussle he had bruises so of course he's like oh my god like look and i was just like i didn't do it like on purpose i was like that you know what i mean it was a tough you guys were fighting over his phone oh my god well then i took his keys and so he was trying to get the keys back but can i say yes how long did we fight for the keys like 12 hours off and on basically 12 hours of fighting but i had him like i was putting all my weight on it on the bed like to like not let him get it cause i'm like okay all my weights on it he's not gonna be able to get the keys and literally we just started like [ __ ] oh my god you guys are so crazy how was this and i was like oh maybe this is the key because we never did it like that i was just like bent over like like standing and i was just like oh and then he opened his pants down and we just started [ __ ] and i was like oh moses what is wrong with you oh god you need jesus the point is obviously and also we weren't dating i don't know why he said we he broke up with me because of that we weren't no he he said he called it off after it got after the tussle i guess it wasn't abuse oh my god it wasn't like i punched him and like you guys i know moses he's he wouldn't he wouldn't endure that he wouldn't get back with you i want to say i don't i don't want to paint it as like he's moses is in an abusive relationship he's a self-sufficiency just trying to understand what happened because i've been getting a lot of grief from you i'm just trying to understand what's going on because now you guys are buying a house together yeah oh my god that's crazy this is awful this is why i should have done the podcast because honestly this is the first episode well good thing i'm not going to share anymore we're both not sharing any more personal details with you yes he will nope nope all right well so anyway i feel like we've we've pretty much covered enough ground here on the moses thing but you guys are in a good place now no hustling no tussling i have all access to instagram accounts foams that's the definition of a good healthy relationship like i always know when you guys are texting him like i always just know like even before when he was you guys would text him like what's the tweets like what are these i'm like don't [ __ ] respond like it way early on yeah freaky i love it i know the group chat so i know so much actually the group chat yeah i know you're about your guys i know all the group chats that come through so i'm just saying i know everything about i know a lot even about like your i just know everything about your family and stuff so anyways there's nothing to know about my family i'm just saying i know a lot so are you trying to like threaten me no i just know a lot like you have a big mouth okay maybe i got a big mouth too but i'm gonna be nice and just like nothing about my family okay you're right i literally had no insecurity okay i'm not going to i'm not going to for moses to say because you know what i love moses and i [ __ ] respect like the stuff but you're making private you're making something in private and you put it in public he tells me i'm proud but i'm literally you're making it sound worse by not saying what it is because there's nothing i guess that's what it is and i told you what happened no about you knowing something about my family oh okay i mean no something bad i'm just saying there's little things that i know too it's not a big deal whatever what so say it i mean it's nothing like it's not there's no reason to say it but you're making it sound like it's bad i'm just saying i know everything so don't act like oh you have some special connection with moses like i know more than you do about everything like i know everything about everything i know more about moses than anybody like i know more about your family than anybody i know more about historically than everything yeah i know about i don't know anything about my family exactly exactly how do you know anything about my family my parents don't even know anything about themselves what what is happening why did you turn this into some weird veiled threat it's not a threat you're like i know the truth but you know what that's why i feel like i actually do like feel love for you because i feel sorry for you so i was like okay that makes sense and now i feel more like compassion for you so why do you feel sorry for me i just get it oh my god she's just making [ __ ] up to like try to sound tough i get it i just say what you're saying they have very similar like upbringings like i get it oh about my family i've talked about them all the time but i just get it what about how my parents like were not involved at all in my life if we're gonna rosh hashanah we shouldn't talk about this this episode i talked about this all the time on the podcast it's not a big secret that's what you were frank no i don't whatever what does moses know about my me and my parents relationships you said some weird [ __ ] dude now let's [ __ ] get it out in the open i love your family i can't wait to meet them i literally can't wait you still want to [ __ ] my dad no i have a boyfriend all right but i definitely want to try your mom she's a horrible chef but i'm pretty good my sister is good we'll probably just order out not that so what's the tea you have it's an ah you said you had tea yeah because of you actually my first thought the real first initial reason i got the security which is why i blame moses so literally our first like breakup which is like we weren't like officially dating but like the first time we took a break for two weeks or whatever um from talking was the day before my birthday and literally the next day an israeli man shows up to my house with a gun and okay i didn't know at first first he shows up oh god i shouldn't say this he's basically this is it he's your fan sees me on the h3 podcast because my friend was there because it was my birthday so i had my gate open so people could have like deliveries come through and stuff because i knew i was gonna get flowers and [ __ ] so i was like let me just have this open and this is like 12 hours after i told moses to never talk to me again sort of thing all of a sudden an israeli shows up like like i see him through my camera what the [ __ ] but didn't always israeli at the time comes back my friend now my my best friend is there like delivering something but also during covis was like standing back and the guy comes up again like the guy was at my door an hour later comes back again and my friend was like you know like who are you blah blah and he's like oh and he's like how did you know like i just need to talk to trisha like i'm in love with her she needs love like she's gonna die soon like i need to give her love like why do you have a gun okay why okay so then he's i guess he's he said he's so basically he got cedric got like his name and number because he was like what the hell like this is weird he got his name and number he talked him for a minute whatever and then he kept calling my friend and was like um what's happening what's happening he goes i saw her on the bachelorette like she like i need to love her because yeah exactly for real yes he's like h3 like i know them and all stuff and then he's like then he said he was like israeli and i was like oh my god like moses like sent this like hitman or something and you guys also hated me so all of a sudden it's in israel by the way just so you know he's not my fan the people that watch our show hate me well he watches the show so anyways so he's like i know h3 like he said it like that like as if it was a person and he's like i'm israeli and i was in the israeli oh he's the same age because i looked him up he left his real name and number which was very weird but anyways um so he's like he goes he's the same age as like moses in the military i was like oh this is weird so i really did think moses like was trying to set me up to like die like i thought he like hired a hitman or whatever and then like because you always hear that like you like tell someone i never talk to you again and then they kill you the next day so then i was like oh [ __ ] so then anyways he he left but then my friend like ordered a pizza to my house like my actual friend was like i got you dominus because i didn't know what to get you so i had the delivery guy coming through the big gate the guy like runs in he's like really what the [ __ ] yeah anyway so please come this is the [ __ ] crazy things arrest him right i guess books him i don't know the word wait hold on he ran in with a gun i like closed the door i caught this was the second i called 9-1-1 i called in one it's like the middle of the day i called i don't know you closed locked the door what did you get the pizza no i didn't get the pizza so he was out there with the pizza guy i don't know because like literally i didn't i didn't look at the events i don't know like what happened but like i guess i don't know what happened with them obviously they both at some point left but he came back a week later and this is when moses and i reconnected because he came back a week later jumped the fence oh so i had the security 24 hours for a week the guy comes back well he came back that night at two so so shane and ryan came over to celebrate my birthday on may 8th and then right when they left at like 1 30 a.m this guy comes back now at this point i have the security there because i was able to get them really quick um but i it was expensive so i had it for a week the minute the first day i don't have security the guy comes back jumps my fence tries to get him through the [ __ ] thing it was so insane and the messages he kept sending to my friend was i'm israeli i was in the military i know h3 like it was all of that and i was just thinking like um i'm being set up to be killed and it's because of you and moses and elam uh yeah we did that no what happened with him was he arrested did he go away what happened yeah i don't know i should say this but this is why i [ __ ] now i have two security because when one takes a bathroom break i gotta have like another one on guard you know what i mean but um you have a small army at your apartment literally for hannah one for the stalker and moses was awesome in the military for moses you know just huh yeah what no oh is security for him or he is this well you did before he used to work security which is another like benefit so um so what happened to the the stock so they can't they literally booked them arrested them all stuff like that they can't hold them because of covid this was during may like they literally like you can like yeah you can try and kill someone but like we'll let them go because he came back at 2 a.m so what about him now is he still coming to your house well then like i guess after the the week he came back the private detective like called him i guess because he gave the name a number um i was like hey latrice alone is like oh i'm so sorry i didn't know and i guess he got scared and called the detective back i was like oh i sent her some gifts like i don't want to get arrested because he had a he had a kid with him oh my god oh my god that's all right i don't know anyways oh that's so sad what the [ __ ] i have like crazy i've had like actual i know people are like i mean i want to say do all people who do porn get like crazy stalkers i wonder so i think that's it because i never used to get like ever this and i think because i started doing like only because even after like the adam 22 like collab and lena like i got really weird people and this is actually another me and moses the time we broke up and got back together was because i was in crisis because the second time we got back together was like in july and my security was like hey there's like people like casing your house but we didn't like definitely wasn't fans of mine and um and then that time too oh well i don't know if i should say all this but i mean at this point like the person got into my house like when i was taking a shower ew what wait the crazy guy would that's been stalking you with this kid got in your house i think because i didn't see i saw crazy i thought i was like hallucinate yeah it's very it's that's so disturbing yeah so anyway i'm sorry that that's that's it's because of you that was scary well i don't accept responsibility if you're gonna blame me i'm gonna blame you and bring all of it but why don't you move you've gotta move to a more secure spot that's what we're doing yeah you guys are gonna get a baller ass house because you're pretty rich there's like water slides like they're freaking oh you've already been looking at places you have a good idea of what you want yeah we know like exactly where to go and stuff like that but there's a specific house already or just an area but definitely the area are you going to get you should go gated for sure but double gate like double gates inside of the gated like i don't just want like a house to go yeah the gated is is awesome i love the gate yeah my dad lives in a gated and i like reputed with him so this feels better so um wait we didn't even talk about you we can't wrap it up we didn't even talk about you well we've got a family issues and your relationship issues i think we have to do is he looks like what no we're trying though i feel like she is and you guys just don't no she's not really yeah so i would tell you she's like so happy recently like in the podcast she's like smiling at you and laughing and giggling and i'm like is it possible we just have a good marriage and where when would that work you didn't say i love you when she left or kissed her you're like dude dude we've been married we've been together for like god knows like almost let's see we got married in 2012 so it's been eight years of marriage we were together for five years before we we've been together for 12 years and you can't say i love you i tell i love you all the time you didn't say it when she left i wanted something happens to her and you never said i love you or what does something happen to you because she knows did i see him yes you guys are so funny because i was awkward when i came here but you guys are like hella awkward too so it just makes everything awkward like you guys aren't like lovey-dovey all over each other i don't know what you expect i was just like sweating like just to me to be like caressing her all the time well like normally meanwhile this would be like even in public we're always all over each other but this is different love new love no let's keep it to an hour hour's good because you don't want to give them too much just enough to keep them interested what do you want to talk about next time you want to talk about yeah and all your the topic of this episode was really just you and moses which i think we really fleshed out it was a great i think we covered a lot of ground yeah i think that's done talking about that because you just yeah now we just go home and i have to like punch him again just kidding no i think we did a really good job domestic abuse isn't funny no i agree and and moses would not stand for that yeah and you guys are still together so i'm not trying to say domestic abuse you guys [ __ ] afterwards no during because then he still was pissed and i still was like oh one one final okay whatever i talked about give me your give me your final thought i was just saying you know what i was super impressed about mo this that day i threw i threw my keys over i threw his keys over my belt my gate you know like the really tall gate like what like eight foot gate he just hopped over it really i was like whoa who is that like i was expecting him to like whatever but he hopped over it and then i tried to stand behind his car and he almost ran me over but my legs looked really skinny in his rear view i don't have that picture anymore what you're so crazy because then he got in the car i just can i just can i just say in closing trisha he's my brother-in-law and i wish him well so i just want to say all this crazy with the king throwing the keys in the center you just gotta you gotta tone it down you're gonna buy a house with them you talk about serious stuff well it's over we gotta tone it down he wasn't making it like official so i was like paranoid is like why and then so now we're official we're good we're solid with everything's great and no damning me [ __ ] about him flirting with underage girls um i didn't think he was flirting with underrated you literally said that i said you literally no you literally said that oh my god but he does he's not and he never did to our wedding in l.a or israel or maui we have three i'll come to all three of them really sure you guys wouldn't come you said he's like my family is not going to come to maui i'm like so it's just gonna be my family's like yeah and i'll have the ocean i'll come to maui okay really you don't think i'd come to maui why not i mean from israel yeah they weren't you said ethan and ela would not come to maui yes but my family's coming to maui and you said ethan and nila won't travel with a baby now no see you can't leave now we'll leave the baby with my parents well you guys are getting married tomorrow yeah probably soon yeah whatever who cares i'll go to one of them no come on i would love if you came to all three i don't want to go to i probably won't go to israel we might buy a place in israel oh god i want to hold it down just slow down slow down or hulan i want to one house at a time shout out hulan israel houlon yeah what the [ __ ] is hulan oh alone you didn't even get close to saying it right i was like hulon there moses and ila are born in a city called alone all right let's wrap it up stop oh ali oh my god wait did you just say you like his dick i want him gross oh i know like laylee cat pot like like my [ __ ] right ew and she just touched your crotch i could see that was gross anyways all right okay let's wrap it up this is the first episode of frenemies i think we lived up to the expectation we've resolved what a name i think it summarizes the relationship though yeah well that's not the name of the show it's not friends it's frenemies okay yeah that's me and dan we're in front of me that's why i can't believe he's here is he on camera are talking or can you hear him through this one no that's just h3 exclusively for you guys you guys can keep man so anyway that's for episode one we'll be back next week we film on monday and we post on tuesday so this so we'll see you guys next tuesday uh we'll talk about something new well there'll be a new topic for us to explore right yeah not about me anymore this is not going to be you i can't wait to look okay questions you want to bring a topic yeah but i feel like we should also talk about topic topics yeah yeah yeah podcast like no we could tell we should totally i just we had to get this out of the way okay because everybody was wondering what the hell is going on maybe we'll talk about tick tock next time sure that's exciting tune in for that keemstar we could talk about game star whatever you want love you watch all my work should we shout it out promo dramaalert yeah what up you want to give a shout out to dramaalert nothing but love yeah we're all peace and positive yeah keemstar is the best all right thank you guys for watching hope you enjoyed and we'll see you next week all right

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 2,607,764

Rating: 4.8520093 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, frenemies, trisha paytas, trisha

Id: Mtblz3KPYT0

Length: 59min 25sec (3565 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 15 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/ImHully]

It's weird how much you notice Hila when she's gone.

[u/zipster340]

I can't really see their relationship ending well. Buying a house after 6 months of being in a relationship is usually not a good idea. Hope I'm wrong though!

[u/DANGEROUS-jim]

I’m pretty sure this series will end when Trisha and Moses break up. It does NOT sound like a healthy relationship...

[u/_qwak_]

40:12 Ethan called Gabbie Hana “Habbie Gana”

I’m fuckin dead

[u/BelaTottiRod]

I really think Ethan is afraid that he will start to like her and they become good friends

[u/TheSeahorseHS]

This will last one month TOPS

[u/MemphisKansasBreeze]

Honestly, this is such a good dynamic. I’ve laughed so hard at Ethan’s reactions to basically everything Trisha has said. His “hoooooh my god” after she was talking about getting married in Israel absolutely killed me.

[u/altawraith]

Now this is interesting. Hopefully he maintains this series alongside afterdark

[u/proboardslolv5]

At the end when she says that Ethan didnt kiss Hila or say I love you when she left - this is the root of so many peoples view of love/relationships. Rock solid relationships are not constant burning passions they're pretty uninteresting and boring most of the time.