Possibly Our Last Episode - Frenemies #3

welcome back everybody to frenemies number three they said we wouldn't even make it past the first episode and here we are three episodes deep no end in sight yet not yet but i did i was saying this past weekend that it might be because what you guys were already kind of annoying me this weekend and i'm like honestly what either break up with you guys or snap on you guys one of the two will come eventually but so far so good oh well hold on first of all we have a sponsor thank you to adam and eve um why what did i do this weekend i didn't even talk to you literally you at midnight texting get a cover test before monday and then right when i wake up ela being like oh go to this place it's only 15 minutes and then i'm like okay but then moses like with his nose test he's like oh we had to do the throat it was just overwhelming oh that's only 15 minutes and you can go here and i was just like this is so overwhelming just be like hey get a cover test but then last night at midnight you text me and you're like what should we talk about tomorrow i'm like it's midnight like i'm in bed like you're just a lot like you always text a lot you're so if i could let me get my phone and the what's that you literally are saying i'm gonna break i'm gonna end the show let me read the text that i actually sent you just just to compare your version of reality to what actually happened let's see i said hmm let's first of all i just i want to get this on the record i'm text i'm finding it too yeah okay it's it's all of it we're in a separate whatsapp you and me no in front of me is what no no no this is the only one i talked to about and i said i said at 10 04 p.m 104 on a friday night you mean sunday oh well well i'm working to prepare the show so that it's actually entertaining 10 19 why are you texting me and then here and then let me tell you what happened before let me explain the reality i said all i said was trisha anything you want to talk about tomorrow anything on your mind at 10 04 p.m you said i'm never sure until we start laughing crying emoji i said no worries i got some stuff planned i just figured i'd ask see you tomorrow that was the entirety of the conversation friday do you mind testing after that music video before monday and i was like before i could even hold on hold on you're giving it this franticness that's not there you guys were friendly because i'm like yep we tested everyone i sent the screenshots of all the chests we got from dancers anyways i'm like there's a place we'll go to ten to one i'll go today blah blah blah they don't film anything and then ela 901 so before like we're even like awake and everything if you try urgent med they give results in 15 minutes there's one in beverly hills last time we started up with the only ones there the test is called the antigen and then i'm like is another throat and knows i said okay well we can't go there because we can't do the nose then and then it's like whatever you prefer and then you're like thank you and then it's like then i had to send the text why are you you why are you like having a panic attack this isn't our fault okay but then like in the solo one and then the day that the podcast post i mean i love it and i thank you for sending me all the things but we're going back and forth so much like you know what i mean the day of like it's just so you're saying you don't like talking to me oh and then oh this is what oh this is what the annoying thing is on the front of me and solo you were trying to ask me who the disney soda fountain story was about and you asked me twice i was just [ __ ] around oh and i but i ignored you both times and then in the separate one you're like okay we'll do this whatever we're talking about something totally different and then you're like okay but tell me who was the person second time asking me i was just [ __ ] around i was just chatting with a friend i mean we're not friends we're not friends like that okay sorry no you weren't studying with a friend by the way oh my god and then with moses family just everyone coming at me and now your family apparently everyone's families hate me and i'm like you know what this isn't working there's too many there's just too many okay let's break let's slow down let's catch a breath and deconstruct first of all can you show a profile shot because everybody was noticing that you're like i guess you have extensions so it looks like there's a wig underneath feel it oh it is feel it go like that oh [ __ ] so so it just adds volume back here yeah it's like a brat style they might look as breath it's not halloween we're preparing for halloween that's the other annoying thing can i just say try okay i announced last week okay we're new fun halloween costumes literally right away okay we need a coordinate and then i'm like throwing out ideas and then you're like not those ideas they say i'm like you know what let me just go with my costumes that i wanted because i didn't think you were gonna dress up anyways i'm down for the last idea but i was trying to throw ideas like not that not that it's through this this is this i'm like never mind it's not that big of a deal i'm just gonna come dressed you want me to read those conversations no because i take up the whole life no it was like three lines you're like do you want to go as howard stern and anna nicole smith no i gave you many options i said favorite jew and you did not like that one i was like trisha let's not go as our favorite jew i'm not trying to lean into that i have so many i either want to be eugene love you or adam sandler unlike you i'm not trying to lean into this weird jew fetishism okay we're over the jew talk but then favorite horror movie character i thought was a good one me too you said no to all three except the one ela said which is a good idea had a great idea i like love that idea and i'm excited to do that totally i'll i'll sacrifice one of my costumes but i've been preparing for this since august i'm in i'm down my cost that's why i was like trying to figure out overall genres that i can still wear the costumes i had prepared all right let me read the conversation no no no no because because it's not like it's not it's like it's not what you get no you're gonna start from me being a mean manic person you guys were like yeah because you were like okay we're about to film and mind you this was the day before my music video so before my music video i am doing the [ __ ] most i'm just thinking hold on hold on hold on hold on just slow down you seem really caustic today what's caustic you just seem like super like explosive you got me really excited about disneyland honestly earlier but that's a totally different story and i had a dream about you last night but it was about gay sex because you've been doing so many duets with like hot guys on tick tock we're gonna talk about this but i didn't and i was just thinking about this last night i just had such a vivid dream of you like getting banged by two guys and i was like oh my god this is so awkward because i was coming today like it's so weird i never dreamed about you i don't even think about you like outside you are way crazy today you are like crazier than normal today i had a slushie and a coffee and dunkin donuts this morning chocolate holes the munchkins which moses spit back out so anyway i want to talk about your hair though because it gives you these really long extensions but it looks like your head is shaped like a fishbowl or something you like how you makes your head look prolonged because it makes me look skinnier it makes it look like you had like a birth defect or something okay it makes me look tiny like how tiny i like this i'm so skinny last time i looked huge i looked like i was so close to the camera i looked like your size i was like oh my god i'm not that big but also you're kind of skinny 226. why i'm down i'm blue i'm working on it what you that's like that's literally what i weigh that was like what the [ __ ] yeah but i'm like four inches taller than you or something but you look bigger than me but you're not how is that possible i'm four inches taller but that means but you weigh the same yeah that's well you know what i'm saying like that's not good for you but you weigh 220. well no i think i'm like 200 but yeah my 200 for sure [ __ ] first of all thank you for saying that boobs i weighed my boobs one time on a grocery scale and they were 30 pounds so i really did that i swear all the time oh my god yeah that's why you gotta like take the bike in and stuff that was a whole different conversation but um so when you're going to get your what happened when you go to get your boobs done is do they have more lightweight material maybe yeah i'm gonna try and get them done again i think you could get like the gummy bears are lighter right now mine's still a cone so let's talk about the family drama first of all let's start light let's talk with my family about my family i didn't know this until this morning that my family had a problem with me no no they don't they was they were bitching at me because they're like we worked super hard on the dinner and you guys were saying it was [ __ ] were they offended for real well i know i didn't think so but but like i was like dude we always joke about how our dinners suck and like our yom kippurs are like half assed wait you're the poorest fasting though or rosh hashanah sorry happy yom kippur yesterday don't you mean yum kipper i'm just kidding stupid that's how you used to say it in israel to piss everyone out moses told me i couldn't do any trolling tech talks on that day he's like this is a very serious holiday so you should not be posting oh good job moses because it's getting out of control and someone needed to [ __ ] reign this [ __ ] in dude yeah you if someone had to reign the [ __ ] in anyway so anyway but yeah i was kind of surprised by that because i was like i was i was just like we we always shoot on each other's meal that was it they just i say your guys families both of yours are the only people that ever get like offended by stuff i say like that i was very surprised and it was it was only one member it wasn't the other so anyway i know who never gonna say it but you want to guess definitely your mom no it wasn't she didn't say hi to me when i walked in so my mom my mom likes you another family my mom likes it was a lot and i still feel a little ptsd for my homework ptsd from what from just being there yeah damn you're sensitive imagine if you actually went to war or something nope anyways um it's fine okay let's talk about uh hands your our collab bro only i wouldn't do that for a billion [ __ ] dollars like a showering video you wouldn't just shower with me like take a shower nothing sexual not even for t not even for 10 million would you imagine if we just stood next to each other naked in the shower just like doing a shower like why do you why do you think anyone would pay for that they would why split it we could split the money you love money we talk about this you are driven by money i don't love money that much you wouldn't do it not even comedy aren't you i swear to god i wouldn't do it i wouldn't do it for any amount of money but like elon moses could be there if jeff bezos was like i'm gonna give you guys a billion dollars if you take a shower together i'd be like [ __ ] you jeff bezos you sick [ __ ] don't you have a better use of your money you're starving kids and you're offering me a billion dollars do it oh my god you would do it now i feel like you want to because i know like you've always had an inch towards wanting to do an only fans and this is like your segway in no well i'm saying no i'm flat out i can't wait for our shoot this week so so here's what happened with um with with ela's family and moses and family so so moses posted a picture on instagram to his stories correct me if i'm wrong of of him and you in lingerie and i guess well he moses hasn't moses i don't know if they know what you do for a living or yeah they have fun yes and so and and i don't think that moses and frankly moses has done a terrible job of explaining his relationship as he always does i mean he did it to with to me and ela he didn't explain anything and we're close with him and i don't know what he has to hide from us because we're not judgmental i don't think you guys are close as you think but continue like i don't think there's a closeness okay go ahead and try to drive a wedge between me and my brother-in-law you freak you know you're not close i mean we're have a level of familiarity we're working on like the house and stuff but not like hey like how's it going okay whatever i'm not even going to argue the closeness of my relationship with you not obviously not with you i mean he he hasn't put his dick in my butt if that's what you mean so sure there's a different familiarity of course okay anyway okay so anyway they saw this picture of moses and you and lingerie and they got super freaked out and you know in israel it's like a different it's like different it's you know what i mean is it though it is we just watched zohan last night and the girls were all in half naked bikinis like it's even you know you know bro they were at the beginning in the television section i'm speechless zohan he says it's accurate i watch it with an israeli zohan's accurate what about zohan is accurate don't you say it is you say it is anyways he says it is he's not stop stop let me focus so anyway they saw the picture of them in the lingerie and they got i think one they're offended his family as a whole is offended that he's not telling them more i get that yeah and the same remember when me and ela had a problem it was the same thing just we're like what is happening he doesn't say anything and now all of a sudden they're taking photos so that so i don't think they're even mad at i'll be honest i talk to them they have no problem with you they like lingerie scandal yeah oh they like you i'll give you the whole story hold on hold on no no no not getting to understand why he doesn't like he's talking let me talk i get why he's distancing himself from everybody stop before fyi stop let me talk it's they're mad at moses they like you they have no problem with you they're like why isn't moses telling us it's the same problem meaning ila had and so they have this genuine shock when they're like their fear is that moses will do a porno with you and getting closer to that and if he does that i'm just saying it's been said that because because all of his extended family and they're all super conservative oh gee you know what i'm saying right for sure my family is two thousand no no it's different it's not you don't know anything about israel even though you make a bunch of jew videos and all this [ __ ] and just because you eat falafel doesn't mean you know anything about israel i say hebrew no you don't a little bit okay whatever so anyway they are afraid if he does a porno to hot like like what the heck what no please anyways i said it good did i thank you babe okay so so are you listening to me yes okay but i'm saying my family is also very conservative but they don't have room to be like oh like they're mad at him okay but then hit like all the extended families now like they saw the photo and they're calling his family being like what's going on what is this the photo by the way isn't it i agree and so when i heard i'll tell you what happened so when i heard ila recapped the convo to me and then when i heard how they were reacting i was like oh that seems like way they're they're i said one i don't think moses is going to do porno he already said he's not and i don't think he would we do have a hidden folder on the phone and two um i said two i think they're overreacting i think that i don't think the photo's that bad and so i got on the phone with them to try to calm them down oh they were hysterical or what why are you no they weren't hysterical but i just wanted to i was i was speaking in your defense frankly yeah thank you i appreciate that and i think i think it all stems from moses not being open with his who cares if he does a porno he's 42 years old he's like what the hell well well you know i i have the same opinion as you but it's different there which you don't understand okay but why this is why we're not all equal okay why don't you just go to syria okay if you go to saudi arabia and they're in israel and they just continue to be little and sheltered and stuff like that what do you mean they're little it's only seven million people like la's bigger than that like what's up you know you don't know anything about but it's a small piece of land i know where it is i showed it to me on the map the first time you saw it on a map why he ran away at 17. there's a reason people leave israel they don't stay there no offense israel do you want to come with you but damn did a flip-flop on israel real fast mostly just moses's family that are judging me right now the ones that are the ones that are again they're they're not they're accepting of you it's just i want him to do a porno with me that's what i do why can't he do that why is that wrong why is that bad we all have sex my parents know i do porno so like what like i feel like i feel like you are not working hard enough to empathize with his situation it's you you do you understand like i do no you're not you're saying hey america is this way so the whole world should be this way but he knew and i said from the beginning i'm like guess what families aren't comfortable with this like my last relationship you can date and not make a porno with your spouse okay so okay fine most is accepting of that but you don't have to [ __ ] him on camera what if he wants to do that what if that's his choice well then i'm sure he can but he has to take in consideration other factors because there's more to the world than the united states do you understand that certainly his family why do you have to like live your life to like oh but my family might think about this like live your life like jesus like live your life like i just don't get that like yeah my dad's so conservative my dad's like uh okay you know you know mia khalifa she's lebanese she follows me on tick-tock she's she lebanese is a conservative country even though there's more conservative countries to be frank and when she did porn she got like death threats people wanted to kill her okay okay i'm just telling you cultures are different israel's not lebanon i'm scared about that no people aren't going to try to kill him but i'm just i'm trying to explain what you're not getting but we're in a very specific it's me and him it's not we're not talking about lebanon right now you know you're not not in my [ __ ] you know it's one person like jesus it's not the country lebanon isn't in your [ __ ] not at the moment we can fit it in there i get a feeling um um anyway but i feel like you are not you are you are being very selfish i ask him all the time i'm like like and i feel and i'm just telling you that you're gonna push him to the point either you're because you're so persistent you're so persistent and you're so uncaring about his situation so not true that you're gonna force him into the situation and you're gonna ruin his [ __ ] life and by the way moses has a lot of profession like he's not a porn star like you okay he he's a professional he's not doing porn with me right now he doesn't want to shower with me i asked him so it's not even close but i feel like you will just hammer on him until he breaks i'm fine with it i'm fine with it i'm honestly fine with it okay so i know when then we'll move on from moses and his family specifically ila texted him about something and said is this true she you guys screenshot comments what what'd she say you can say what comments from these podcasts you guys screenshot sent to moses is this true are you guys 12 why are you listening to anonymous commenters being like oh she's making moses get rid of his cats and you're like oh my god is this true i was like what the [ __ ] moses is 42. he doesn't even like cats because he's like they ruin his [ __ ] like the fact that you guys are moses doesn't want his cats moses in my living space so he'll keep him at the museum and not the house when i sleep and eat i don't have anyone thank you dude it's a non-issue he's like he's grown you guys act like he's like a 12 year old that doesn't know how to make a decision no because we're worried about you you you said it wasn't about me you said it's about him no someone said so we saw a comment that said trisha is making moses get rid of his cat do you think you have that power what do you think i can control him like that i don't know i don't know in case he'd be doing only fans like what the [ __ ] like i don't control him like jesus like but like do you hear like dude i don't know let's switch topics because like this is so it's just so annoying like i'm so over israelis and jewish i'm over it that was fast so no more uh jewish food reviews no i'm over it i have a bunch of comments from on the jewish food reviews i wanted to read you no more we're like you know more about jewish people and you checked out my halloween idea of dressing as other friends then god you said are you serious because it's a little [ __ ] like weird don't you think we're celebrating okay how about i was like let's come dressed as our favorite black person i mean that's [ __ ] up it's weird different because it's a culture i can't enable this weird behavior i kind of get what you're saying okay okay thank you wow thank you thank you for shooting eugene love you and adam sandler i was gonna come dressed half and half as you because they're my favorite jewish people i love them and eugene levy's a double geo how amazing is that even though those existed the ones like ashikash and like the other ones like the middle eastern you know yeah ashkenazi and safari i don't think that's a double jew that is he has parents from he's a european theodore well theodore's a double jew then oh lucky him you're right he's the chosen one he is chosen he's so much cuter than any baby i've seen he's cute all right we have to take a break and do our ad read and hope i think this at least let's get paid once before we break up i need to recoup the money on this set okay sounds good all right let's do it free stuff this is stupid i already don't like it free stuff is awesome let me do it we were going to do it in unison well i was reading ahead to see what it said but it just feels like too cutesy to do it together that's awesome but free stuff to spice up your bedroom is even better select almost any one item for fifty percent off that's five zero half fifty percent off and then adam and eve loads on the free stuff tell them what else is 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slobs could you imagine sitting on those stools like ryan and kelly a fairy a fair affair i'm so dyslexic a hairy fat idiot and a goal and a gold fish shaped bimbo golden shades are a goldfish bald egg head shaped bimbo oh because the head i guess i kind of do look like a piranha a little bit um i think that's iconic i think isn't that funny though actually you know what the other day mother told me i wasn't fat i'm just like obsessed with skinny people i think and i think that's how you are too are you like obsessed with people being skinny like every time i see someone i'm like oh no oh they're so skinny no i think you are because you collab with a lot of like good looking guys and i feel like there's a collab with good looking guys duet on tick tock oh i'm making fun of them well i think because you secretly like no because they're [ __ ] boys because i think you did you ever want to be like a good looking jack i'll tell i'll be honest when i did water polo in high school hot i was like i got super jacked and i'm not and i look good i had a tan and everything yeah and i'm not gonna lie there i've got a lot of female attention at that point and i quit doing water bowl because it wasn't worth waking up at five a.m i was like [ __ ] this i'd rather be fat then wake up at five a.m do you still feel that way i mean i don't no i don't want to be chiseled i just don't want to be like this i don't have tits right i don't think you do i thought you shirtless over there he was changing shirtless i was covering my body but thank you tick tock showing it you don't seem self-conscious about your body no i'm not i'm not either it's not funny how like chubby people just don't care what's like whatever i mean i think that's all shabby people but i think i think we just have can i ask you some questions what is this an interview i thought this was our thing no i just will well events i switched to biden everybody i don't no longer support trump i had a video like years ago supporting trump before he even got the election oh really we're back to biden i saw your whole hamilton biting i was like thank god patricia and doris biden he's a shoeing for sure now do you think anyone cares that you enjoy a spider well if i was like a plant like i actually swore a trumpet i'm like oh let me plant and be like i go right and i was like [ __ ] no not this [ __ ] like and then they only vote someone else because they're like not biting anyone but him because trisha sports did you see the rock endorsement of biden no oh you can you pull up a picture just like i'll show you on my phone he was wearing you can show this you can edit this in right then he was wearing these uh the tightest shirt i've ever seen he's got some juicy milkers bro oh he has titties too if you have boobs if the rock has boobs the raw i like chess i would grab moses's tits all the time he's like what am i a girl i like grabbing them i think they're just so fun like grabbing guys here look at look at his shirt oh oh he looks good it's like the tightest shirt i've ever seen in my life yeah there's something a little awful that's good to me i feel like that would be tight on me you should do a picture like that because that would be your backyard is he in your backyard like literally could do like a parody of not a parody but just do a recreation this is like not even a human physique he looks like a she's wearing a bodysuit do this and shave your head oh that could be fun i wore the glasses i could be i'd rather be vin diesel is that okay because we we joke about vin diesel a lot i don't even know who that is uh yeah you do vin diesel fat festival sounds familiar but i couldn't like place a face to that this is so boring but i'll show you everyone's like who cares the diesel um what what's he from i know i've seen the fast and furious every [ __ ] fast forward okay let me ask you questions okay wait do you know your halloween costume are you planning yours you're just going to show up in like a party oh we we agreed i'll do i'll do the the collab with you the collab oh the last one but we're starting next week the halloween costumes is that what it already is so what are you doing next week i can't tell you now we'll talk off the show i'll match you i'm not no we're not matching anymore that was too much pressure okay who do you currently hate on youtube the most oh my god wait what oh um easy who do i hate oh you're gonna get me in trouble hannah it's hannah yeah i don't understand this drama with you and han gabby hannah she's like irrelevant i don't even talk about her because she gets like no views like what's even the point we're like the two like losers that have been on youtube for so long just going at it and not getting views for dropping why do you like hate each other so much the only reason i hate well i don't the only reason i disliked her for the beginning was she like wanted to be my friend i finally had to tell her hey you told my boyfriend i had herpes when i didn't she told jason i had herpes like before i agree with her and then he didn't want to like [ __ ] me for a long time and then he's like oh but gaby said i like what and then she said she told david and all these people like okay she's weird so i just cut my distance do you have her you don't have herpes i don't have herpes and i would like first of all she wouldn't know i never was her friend then she tried to play it on like shane telling her that i had herpes which that's not true but she tried to blame him because she's crazy and then she started snowballing on drama alert she goes i don't want drama on drama we're giving an interview about drama that happened nine months ago and then she goes then she says trisha tried to call he's like to trisha try to contact you yeah a couple weeks ago this [ __ ] is crazy i've never tried to contact her like she's actually crazy and i feel bad for her honestly i don't wanna even like hate on her because i think she does need some help because i went through a mental breakdown last year and i needed to get help and i think she does too and that's it but anyways i'll say i didn't like her who do you hate you have to answer these questions too who do you just like oh yeah obviously keemstar is like the worst yeah he's the worst he might be worse than gabby because he's like even more pathetic like keemstar is actually the thing about keemstar is that he's actually just awful yeah like i feel like like okay so like even if like let's say gabby hannah you guys have beef and stuff and i feel like it's snowballed but like in a war in a normal world setting i feel like i could be friends with her she probably has some redeeming quality there's no one that stayed friends with her she was friends with a bad example she's like but i feel like she's she's a human being she must have some good like oh like ethan like try to like flirt with me like she told people that someone i know like a mutual friend of ours that does youtube check your husband wanted me before you i was like why are you on crack girl like what are you talking about but um keemstar is the worst privately like he'll text me can you just like stop cause i have all these anxiety yeah can you tell me about uh yeah he would like private text me about the gabby hannah situation and i was just like and i was always cool with him up until this point like even during your guys's beef i thought it was funny because he would tell me like merch like keith and i liked him he was cool like i was like whatever with him and then like all of a sudden this like gabby hannah thing he asked me for an interview the week before gabby came on i was like no like i have no drunk like why would i come on drama alert there's nothing to talk about but then second of all so then he got gabby whatever and then he was trying to get us to be like i don't know he was trying to ask me like oh what's your deal and i was just like can you just like drop it i don't i don't want to be associated with her because she's like actually kind of like she's off i'm off too i get help for i don't think she does but i think it's different when you like off your meds or something and so then so i told him i was like i just i really don't i really don't want to be associated with it because one it's not drama that's gonna get me views at all anyways not that i matter about that but two i literally was having so much anxiety that weekend like there was just a lot happening and because i do have i do have this guy that's reoccurring like stock around my house anyways it's not a big deal but whatever and so like people like jump my fence and i get triggered so i was already triggered that weekend and then that was happening he's like can you just like keep me out of drama and he's like no i will not and i'm like okay well i'm gonna block you and then he posted our conversations on twitter so then i unblock him i'm like hey can you like delete those like can you just like please leave me alone he's like i will not like he just kept going and hammering why won't you tell me i'm not gonna believe you until you show me police reports like it was just crazy and i was like who are you like why do i have to prove it and he was just the worst like privately he just wouldn't let it go and i had to block him again yeah he that's his thing he god i feel like i'm talking like so slow now i'm sorry because we you always put it off at an hour and i have so much to say and no i feel that's that's his problem is that he's like when you talk to him you have this expectation that you're talking to like a normal human being right but he he really is he has there's something off because he he doesn't talk to you like a normal human being he's always digging and digging and digging because he wants to produce content and it's just there's something sick about that though because like even like i always said like even off camera when we i truly didn't like you like i feel like you're still nice to me off camera like you weren't like an [ __ ] to me because yeah i was thinking about that how you know our relationship started from that one video yeah but that's the thing is because i you know my intention was i felt bad that you felt bad and i wanted to um you know i want i wanted to to not be rude to you of course if we talked off but even like elo was super nice like the first dance that was me i was mean about her i wasn't saying that she was like didn't stick up for herself and she was like submissive yeah you know what i mean yeah by the way when i say [ __ ] i mean it lovingly like i hate that [ __ ] very much i say [ __ ] like everyone but the thing like keemstar made ila cry once like when he uh after he came on the podcast then i was like whatever i know you got because everyone was mad at me and i left this comment like i know you guys hate him i do too but i think we should talk about him because he's interesting guy and then he lost his [ __ ] and ela and i was talking i was trying to calm him down i was like in the dms with him being like dude you know it's not that big of a deal i didn't mean it like i hate you it's just a figure of speech and he was like [ __ ] losing his mind and then eli tried to talk to him and he was he he made her cry he was so [ __ ] rude and relentless honestly it was years ago i don't remember just like words just like nasty words yeah i remember like this year he was like calling like a horse or there was something oh yeah he and i was like to me that's like so gross and you did do that i did fight back i was like in his defense because like you also made fun of girls looks but at the same like it's just like to me that's gross like make fun of people's looks even if it's for comedy whatever i think it's just like a low blow like it's like that's what you're gonna make fun of someone's like wife being ugly or something or whatever they think you know well i guess i i have made fun of women's looks but i think it's like that targeted thing of being like you're a horse and then because then they like keep hammering it and like this like leafy has it on a on a hoodie now you made like a hoodie with a horse yeah it's gross it's i think it's nasty but i think it's the same thing you did when you called tana twinkie and then i came on the podcast and you still were like yeah she looked like a twinkie like it's still mean no matter what because clearly it doesn't look like a horse and hand doesn't look like a twinkie and they know that they're pretty so they don't care but at the same time it's still nasty it's just like you look gross you just like and i i don't care if people have done it be like oh people do that for comedy or whatever it's like that's like a joke that we need people evolve and like the world evolves i think that needs to evolve to stop like bashing girls with looks that's your thing like it's a low blow to be like trisha's fat that's all i hear is your fat okay if i lose weight then what are you gonna come for me for you know what i mean it's like who cares like that's all you can say about me oh that's that [ __ ] okay i feel like the twinkie comment was was i don't know why i thought that was is that not different than the horse comment i'm trying to rationalize it how your palm is tan bro we said this in the car i look like a little girl you literally palmed your tent your you tanned your palm what happened there a little spray tan instead i've been spray tanning so much lately because i have the music video so i've been spraying what but how what happened to your palm were you just rubbing it all over your body or something spray it on me actually oh my god it really stuck but there look the hell you're in like black bomb it's black bomb no no can i call a girl twinkie i guess that was rude of me of course some people think horses are beautiful but it's a way you're saying some people [ __ ] horses and some people i [ __ ] twinkies but that doesn't mean you can call it girl that you told me i look like a corpse in the video about me yeah well you were laying in like a you were in a coffin that one i feel like was fair game it looked like you were in a coffin i think that's funny i did say on a beach whale i think i said it looked like she i think it was about you that you it looks like you just washed up on the beach yes exactly so don't rationalize that as you thought i was a beautiful mermaid yeah you're right yeah yeah no you're right it was but but but like maybe does it get an exception for being exemption for being funny funny i think he's being funny right hmm who did i pick on that battle when keemstar and you guys were going out i think i picked keemstar i think oh yeah that was the winner i was like what i was like you are such a [ __ ] uh yeah i actually hated you huh you're such like a judas how you flip-flop between camps i'm sure you'll be friends with keemstar in a month from now absolutely being like yeah ethan's [ __ ] our head used to go to his house and you'll make start making up [ __ ] like and he put a camera in his bathroom and he's just called me ugly when i was house and i'd be like yeah keemstar you're you go even told me there's a camera in his bathroom and i'm like i wouldn't put it past you i feel like you loki are kind of pervy she she trisha goes can i use the bathroom i said yeah there's a camera in there don't worry about it fine with me kidding you can post on only fans you do most of the leg work for this podcast so i could do the most leg work for our only fans collab dude i'm just lost by you the emails back and forth to get the sponsor i was like i was reading i'm like oh my god okay look at him just answering these emails so professionally you guys were talking about like i don't even know it was like oh but this for this and i don't know i don't even know the words i was so confused what's happening and then you negotiated something amazing i was like oh wow thank you seriously i was super impressed thank you i'm glad i didn't know it was you i was like is this him answering the emails it's me it's all me a one-man show i'm not a one-man show i've gotta i couldn't ever do this alone dan's in the group chat shout out to dan's girlfriend so okay oh yeah it was really cool mm-hmm i do appreciate the the clips you guys sent me but you can people really like the show isn't it nice like the comments have been really nice what yeah it's been all good why do you have to spin everything i feel like it's like i love that ethan just rose trisha for an hour by the way that's not that was like one comment out of many most of them were like i love their chemistry this is so fun to watch no i dig it i like this show it's fun okay like it's my one outing i like get dressed up for you i'm like here we go and then we got a date on monday nights we always go out somewhere so what about um oh this is an interesting factoid so when you had beef with uh yeah those are pretty you can show those diamonds studded crocs bro i wore silver ones last oh and these are after market right yeah how much how much does it cost to get your crocs studded i think 100 is blinged up hello that's it yeah that's badass 200 i don't know but um i usually order like 10 of them at a time so she just did ugg boots for me for winter so do you just like crocs a lot or do you think that's like just cool fashion yeah i think since i got fatter i can't wear a heel so i've been wearing like you know you're [ __ ] you know when your feet start to get fat you're really [ __ ] more than knees like put it like balancing on heels when you're like 200 pounds is a lot i know i need to lose weight and then i started eating again i don't know i think you're i think you made a good point though i think you you said you you know what first of all they can call it a horse i just think but i think you made a good point i think you made a good point i can't make fun of how women i can't say for example that you look like you washed up on the beach so yeah you got to take it and someone says he looks like i do take it though i don't i don't think she's not super she's not offended by it she just thinks it's pathetic i agree that's what i'm saying it's like okay it's pewdiepie like trisha looks like truck i mean i'm attractive so i don't care it doesn't matter but i'm just saying like it's just gross this is like low i'm like that's all you got you sound just stupid well i agree i think when someone says that it it makes them look worse than i think you know what there's so many things to come for me for like what would we talk about fat is like an obvious like that's what you're gonna come for me for like there's just so many other things that's wrong with me so you've gotten a you've gotten a brief beef with anthony padilla is that you say his name too and um anyway we talked about it and we did a highlight and it was our most disliked highlight of all time what is people's episode he'll it'll come around there where people start disliking him too it's always happened well i feel like anthony's thing is he's like mega woke you know he defended you when i made the instagram start he's like how dare you make fun of women's appearance so he's like he's mega woke because he said trisha doesn't have a mental illness can i say i've gone i had gone to three therapists since then that have diagnosed me with traits of multiple personality disorder which is did people like it's two different things it's the [ __ ] wait no you don't multiple personalities isn't that when you have like a different person in you it's like super rare if you're like i'm not trisha anymore i'm samantha that happens i can describe it like when i there is a switch in me which anyone close to my family or a boyfriend have all seen it my last boyfriend my hair boyfriend like it's literally not me where i wake up the next morning i'm like i literally don't remember like i literally don't like it's like this weird it is like a switch people get offended and i swear by it people and but regardless i have other mental oh that's for sure i mean i but anthony was trying to tell me he rolled his eyes okay just trying to get on the mental health bandwagon i'm like aren't you the one who he always says anthony people always be like oh i'm like depressed i'm like you don't look depressed because that's what you told me you don't look like you have a mental health illness oh anthony padilla you don't look like you're [ __ ] depressed you look happy with your girlfriend don't [ __ ] talk about mental illness or that you're gonna be an advocate for mental health people do you know i hate people like that that try to tell me i don't have something no you definitely have something trust me i had no i have but the thing flip flop back and forth oh trish is pretending to have a mental health illness for views you think she's saying you think she's sane i mean good luck arguing that same breath to be like tricia's just making mental films like what is it but what wasn't his point and not crazy i think his point was if i can mediate anybody because you made a video saying i am or was it i have multiple personality disorder was that the video and he's like well you don't because he's like well there's people who suffer from this you don't necessarily have that diagnosed so he felt like um you were monetizing someone else's illness i'll tell you what exactly happened i watched this video i was a fan i watched this video on it and i was like i made that video because i'm like oh this is probably what i have because i i've gone to therapist i've gone to psych psychiatrists i've been to mental health hospitals i've been to like i've been institutionalized not once not twice three times that's something people don't know i went to mental hospital on voluntarily three times oh tell me about them um the first time i know the third time was because they thought you were suicidal from the panic first i went twice after oh what the hell that was a busy year it was right after you made the video again not to like put it on you but it was like right after like that video was made like it was it was my birthday my eighth so i remember that the first time was february of 2019 that was my birthday and then i went again in august but what happened tell me detail each experience i'm interested um yeah i mean just you're shy about it i don't really like talking about it because i don't like being judged for that because you know what no matter what i say people are like she's a liar i don't believe her and it's like i don't i believe you no i know but i just i don't even talk about it because it's just like it's just so traumatizing like each time you go like the the very first time i went was in front of like david and jason and stuff and it was like so traumatizing so for them to just act like i don't even exist after like that really like no one once checked up on me like after that like it was literally like so traumatizing they literally like take you back from the hospital like strap you down like put out a van in your thing because it was it was [ __ ] awful so and this in the same time my birthday too i was you know i that's why jason finally blocked me because i drove over to his house like high on meth they put me in the thing and um and i get it i get it he has kids and stuff so it's like i understand why he broke up with me whatever but people are so [ __ ] annoying and it's like to hear that [ __ ] it's like so annoying but anyways your problem is that you have these really traumatic experiences and then when you try to talk about it people don't believe you so to say all that when i would go to the mental hospital obviously let me out in 72 hours because i would be fine the next day you know they put they i ran out of a hospital naked because i was not me i don't even know but they shot the attitude whatever i would never do the stuff that i did and so i um so they never figured it out so back to the anthony padilla thing for on a real note i saw those videos and this was the time i was like really struggling like february it was over march it was when i went on your guys's show it was like the morning of and i was like oh this makes sense like this is probably it because i really don't know like when someone when this other person comes i'm like this makes sense i wasn't diagnosed with it because i've gone to people and no one's told me that they always tell me bpt they told me bipolar or schizophrenia they've never once said the thing but i'm like that makes sense so i watched that video and i was like this makes sense and the first video i did was completely sincere i literally was like this might be something that i have it wasn't until i then that got triggered when anthony's like and his [ __ ] dumb ass girlfriend mikey you also dumb [ __ ] saying i don't have [ __ ] mental health illness literally was watching it and rolled her eyes they were like oh my god this is dumb but that was such a sincere video and that's when i [ __ ] go on the troll and i was like fine i'll [ __ ] switch on camera you want me to oh i'm [ __ ] where am i oh my god like you know what i mean like if that's what they want to see to prove because that's what was happening on anthony's thing is people just switching altars and maybe that happens with people i don't know i'm not going to be like yes or no whatever that's not for me to decide but it's like i switch but i don't just a lot of sudden become like you know a different like oh i'm like i'm a new person now like you know what i mean it's not that's not how it works with me but there is something and people have seen it anyone close to me has [ __ ] seen it jason moses anybody my mom my sister they've seen it where i'm not i'm not who i am it's not it's scary i think i think one thing i can definitely say is that you're impulsive and so when you i i totally understand where you're like oh i saw this multiple personality video and you and you're like oh my god that sounds like what i have yeah and then you go make a video about it with you know what i mean like you're you're impulsive like that but they they they do the same thing can i just say real quick sorry to cut you off but real quick the transgender videos the same thing that weekend i just got back from tour and there was a boy who was transgender i'm sorry a girl who was transgender male to female and he looked like how a male would look but he's like i'm female i just can't afford a denim skirt like he was telling me stuff and i was kind of like you know i related to that and that's why i was making the videos like maybe there's more people who feel this way but they're not trying like you know not doing the transition of course it was a mistake i realized not like the severity of saying that but the the d.i.d thing like that wasn't a mistake i was just saying how i felt and how i related to that video i wasn't like oh i you know i mean i guess i don't know i don't know what the title was maybe it says like i have my i don't know what the title was and maybe that was a mistake i don't [ __ ] know but like to but to to have the audacity to be like this person doesn't have a mental and to attack someone for that let's say let's say i didn't have it but i thought something's wrong with you so you're gonna attack someone with a mental illness i think his problem i think his point of i think the problem that you have is that you you are impulsive and so you go and make videos without thinking about it and then people start to disbelieve you and they think you're like this drama machine yeah and that you make these videos intentionally and so like i get why he would think that you know what i mean because it's like because like every week you know it's like i have i'm transgender i'm just i have personality disorder and so people start to think like what is really going on i get it i'm not mad about it but anthony padilla of all people mr [ __ ] woke if there's something wrong with someone which there clearly is let's say i am let's say i have a pathological liar and there's some [ __ ] disorder where i'm just like always needing attention like i have something wrong with me you don't [ __ ] attack someone because something's wrong how about get that person [ __ ] help how about butt out because there's probably other people helping people don't know [ __ ] [ __ ] when it comes to this stuff like people don't know [ __ ] i do get help and guess what sometimes doctors don't know i've been to three mental hospitals three different ones they don't know if you want to talk about something happy is it a sponsor is that where we're going to or no no i was just maybe changing pace okay yeah what are you enjoying in life lately oh um i don't know did you lose weight for the did you did you lose weight for the beetlejuice thing yeah but also no because like it's so hard when you like are like i feel like when you're like in love like we just went home and he had a tombstone i'm like okay i have like a slice of tombstone you know what i mean you guys can do better than that no we love a frozen pizza and i i was doing good i didn't eat dinner for like six months let me read you some comments are these happy are we switching i'm not really that happy i feel like i'm going through a depressive episode right now why i don't know sometimes i'm just depressed for no reason like literally no reason most will come home to be like sad and for no reason i have no idea it's the worst i mean that's worse i don't know oh wow these are brutal oh these are some of the comments from tick tock on your jew oh my gosh i was only happy well i just had this prepared this one i'm not gonna this one is really i think over the top but i'll read it they say every time i leave my house i have to hide my necklace so i don't become the victim of a hate crime how dare you put one on just for fun well the star i feel like the star david is a bit much why well because you're supposed to wear it's like why why would i wear a cross i believe in the old testament but it's not like like the star david is not a fashion statement it's a it's a it's a symbol of faith i believe in the old testament i know all the stories but if you believe okay whatever let's move on i'm not gonna i'm not gonna argue biblical studies with you i'm trying i'm ready someone says i'm trying so hard not to cyber that person needs to get the stick out of their [ __ ] ass it's a star of david and you guys like you're really going to be this is also what i hate about christians and jewish and everyone i'm christian i'm jewish i'm all of it how about that [ __ ] judging okay like how about like stop judging people jesus you're gonna call yourself like oh like especially jewish people y'all don't believe in hell where am i going why are you judging me like you know what i mean like jesus like just walk into heaven relax here's a good idea for your next fetish someone said please don't become a hijab hijabi next i want thing that thing to stay sacred okay first of all yes i don't do that i wore a scarf in the convertible the other day and someone's like she has a hijab on it this comment has 52 000 likes girl what are you on which one which tic-tac was it it doesn't say no i'm usually on nothing trish han i think you just need to pick one culture and stick with it i say [ __ ] off because i can appreciate any culture i want to she another one says we who is we because you are not jewish who said that on what one you don't know where these are from what what does it matter i mean you made a billion jew videos my boyfriend's jewish i can convert so you're you're okay convert and then you could say we he's not you seen the seinfeld about the jew jokes he's jewish of course he's just if you go he's not jewish okay maybe he doesn't practice yeah but if you go to a rabbi he'll say yeah of course he's jewish all right let's go to a rabbi babes like you can get converted but it's not easy you can't just convert you got to study yeah you would never you would never go through it i don't have to convert to be honest but he doesn't care the assist did not just say we're no longer in 2020 girl we haven't been in 2020 for over 3000 years we're going into 5781 okay okay jewish humor like what the name is george washington's tampons that was the user george washington tampons not sure i get that i don't get it either but we support hamilton we just that's all i've got nothing yeah i thought it would have no they weren't i feel like people come around to me you know they kind of think i have like i feel like at first i'm a little shocking but they know my intentions are good i truly do love like the jewish culture i like learning about the old testament it's fun i think you're a good person i just think you're cr i think you're cr i think you're genuinely and i mean this with peace and love crazy and and i think your life is is a is an internal battle between between trying to stay on the rails as much as possible while being just totally off the rails by nature right but you also played up because you fetishize or not fetishize but you your role models are people like marilyn monroe and and uh what's that other girl's name anna nicole smith and so these are people who are notoriously a mess i think they're like yeah so so so you like being a mess i don't like it it's just like what i have and i'm rolling with it you know like i can't really like this is me it's kind of like like you said at some point you just accept like it's kind of like going back to like the crazy i accept the fat eggs it's like oh i'm just kind of fat at this point why am i trying to diet you know what i mean like i'm kind of just this person now that's fine i'm body positive model sounds like just look good so you still like moses love moses good good good good good good good good good good good good that's good i'm glad to hear that yeah he's the he's literally the best most patient person in the whole world he's very patient that's right so patient like never gets married and i think that's exactly what you need i was roasting him on saturday he's like what does it mean to moses i kept coming for him and you know what he did i was being so mean all morning because the [ __ ] kova testing and all your text messages dude you're so annoying the conversations were so unhostile i literally just said okay do you mind i said do you do you mind getting a covid test before monday and you said sure no problem and i was like whoa she was and i was like well i was a i wasn't sure how she would take that but she was super cool and then when i get here you're like the [ __ ] code this test ruined my whole [ __ ] day and i was like holy [ __ ] but at the same time it was like the cat comment and like all these other things by the way we had her get a covid test because she was off doing some crazy beetlejuice concert with like a hundred people first of all 30. every single person got tested we have to get a cover nurse on sex why are you obsessed with beetlejuice anyway it's just so odd i love beetlejuice i do love beetlejuice um i don't know why i don't know i just like the aesthetic of it i like the music i like everything i like the characters i love michael cannon can we get michael keith okay on the podcast can i manifest michael keaton eugene levy adam sandler and sasha barron cohen that's what none of those will ever happen your manifesto taylor comes on the podcast why would he hey guys i'm adam sandler i'm gonna sit on this stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] to your podcast what first of all this is a nice podcast i'm manifesting that this this is not an adam sandler tear podcast i feel like it's totally like bill murray does those weird ass podcasts all the time like there's like random people i got brett michaels on my podcast this is not a bill murray level podcast oh no bill murray he's been my neighbor for real okay we were in a lawsuit him and my dad were in a lawsuit together really yeah suing together yeah oh that's the only one yeah it was crazy why neighbors um actually i think the neighbor was suing them because they're like their property he was trying to get their property something because they were doing like they were hosting parties or something it was something like weird like it was i'd love to be in a lawsuit with bill murray yeah that's everything he's doing in my church um he sued your church no he used to go to my church tonight by himself he's catholic he's a super big catholic oh wow um so maybe we'll get him on the podcast or steve martin i made king tut viral again steve martin if you want to come on the podcast please come back come on i love steve martin those are my people like i love like bill murray's i said next martin short on a plane one time first class and i was with my boyfriend at the time and i ditched my boyfriend because i was like wait i want to sit next to martin short because he's gonna ask him to switch seats i'm like no no no i want to say i feel like i could i feel like at a certain point i could just stand in the corner and you wouldn't even notice i just have so much to say i feel like we cut it off so quickly and like i just feel like we have a lot to say anyways i forgot to say my story about my sweet moses because on saturday i was being a [ __ ] like i was just being a [ __ ] for no reason i don't even know why i was like i hate driving well then i just said he driving together with peter's cats because that was annoying that day but because we had to go to north we had to go to northridge we'd go to where he lived it was like and then we'd go to the beach we're going all over the place and so but guess what he did he bought me a diamond necklace i was looking at a necklace i don't have it on today because i didn't really you bought her a diamond necklace moses i was gonna buy it myself and then i went to go like i don't know where to go how much was it how much you drop on that it doesn't matter it doesn't matter hand of god oh he got you the hamsa yeah isn't that nice but i wanted one anyways and i was gonna buy it for myself i would never ask i wouldn't i don't like people paying for stuff it makes me feel uncomfortable but one he's not i never paid when we on a date he pays every single time we go out on a date two he got me this diamond necklace and i was gonna pay for it myself because i like it and then all of a sudden he like gives you you know what the hamsa means he probably explains yes yes of course haters haters talk to the hand basically well yes the protection we got we like did the whole like research on it and it's beautiful i will wear it but i have costumes so um it's it's gorgeous it's my favorite thing it's like sony what are you gonna tell me i can't wear that someone did tell me that i don't know you can wear a palm shirt no someone's like stop wearing those jewels i think i think um muslims also wear hamsas right yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not i'll face it star at david you shouldn't wear a star david if my my future husband's jewish you should moses is saying no star david oh you should wear david recording no wonder dude no it's like saying i'm going around wearing a cross because i think it's fashionable i don't think it's fashionable it's a universal scene thank you babe i don't think it's fashionable i do wear in honor of my boyfriend he doesn't really like love the judaism but i love it trust me i'm not the only one that thinks it's odd okay well i think if you want if you want to walk around with a jewish flare moses go ahead i personally don't think it's the same thing anyways thank you for the diamond necklace i'm sorry i was a [ __ ] he was being so nice the whole time he was being so sweet though well i still support you guys of course but once i see moses in the shower we're going to have problems for showering with me i'm just saying his f i'm i'm just warning you he's going to do it more i'm just warning you guys that if moses crosses the line of the only fans he will turn you will [ __ ] ruin you will [ __ ] his life up so bad and then when when you guys break up inevitably sorry you're gonna have a hard [ __ ] time bro picking up the pieces can we say we're never gonna break up because there are so many times we should this is my way this is my dude you've been dating not that long to be like we should have broken up so many times do you see the warning signs i'm just saying moses just be careful just be smart i know she's she's persistent let's not see your dick well we have something planned for thursdays let's not see your dick on camera we already have something planned for thursday that's going on my only fan so song you're in it but not naked oh okay okay you'll see it i'll show it to you next week i'll have the picture are you going to like jerk off on his picture or something squirt it with me he's gonna be in it with me the pictures we have like a photographer coming in stuff he's in it oh you're just doing a photo shoot no it's the whole thing anyways what is it we'll see if it happens maybe won't even happen let's see what happens you're doing a photo shoot how about you doing a you think your family will also disown you well i think a lot of people would be really [ __ ] confused there are people who my wife chief chief among them be there trust me i don't want to shower with you but it's like if they're there it's like not as weird i really don't want a shower i really really don't want to shower with you i would rather i would rather i would rather drag my dick through a field of glass also can i ask why you always wear teddy fresh on our podcast i wear it in literally everywhere and everything that's all that works bring this podcast no that's my what do i gotta wear i gotta bring out i'm gonna wear my logo only trish.com next time i'm gonna just advertise mine you know i wear cheddar fresh in every [ __ ] everything i do but if you go on tv you're not gonna be able to wear teddy fresh so that's like because why because i don't have clearance for my own [ __ ] company no the tv show i don't have clearance from my own company they do it for clearance no sometimes they don't because i used to have my life wow i've never seen a brand on tv i've never seen a brand i'm telling you when i've done reality shows like a celebrity big brother they wouldn't let me wear my own [ __ ] like i had it was my own [ __ ] like logo and stuff and they wouldn't let me wear it probably because they're incredible because they're it's tacky and they didn't and it looked like garbage oh and a giant teddy fresh on your chest isn't tacky i think it looks fantastic i mean that's not the best shirt you've had like you have cute stuff that's not it well it's different it's like it's a different thing it's like a there's like entry where there's like the mega branding so that's what this is but the application's nice it's like puffy paint i feel yeah [Music] yeah it is i believe also james charles is [ __ ] annoying on tick tock i'm not gonna lie like aside from your beef my sister sent me this one have you seen of him singing oh i love that video i can't but it's like weirdly mesmerizing oh the one where he did i like your gucci shoes you like my skechers not that one no it's the one where you're like what do you know that one yeah yeah i'm obsessed with that video it's just so bizarre you got him on the podcast like loki i feel like he come on he would never he hates my guts i feel like james charles loki likes me well he doesn't like me i'll tell you that he unfollowed me after the beef oh we used to follow you would follow me yeah because i don't want to see your [ __ ] vagina ever if you want to see my vagina it's on twitter actually peters it's like it's too much i can't believe i want to know what family member of yours hates me now who said that nobody no they were mad at me because i was like no it's not like my dad doesn't care about oh my god oh i know oh wow because they're like i s we spent all this time and you just try i was like i was i mean i was like okay i'm sorry i feel bad i don't know why you're we always that's so funny but my you know what i i really wanted to say is just like well just don't watch the podcast because i'm gonna talk about everything my parents don't watch myself because of that like yeah like i i've i've trashed my parents and they've they've never said anything and i know they watch and like and i just i resp first of all i love my parents and i respect so much that they give me the space to do my thing and they never try to intervene and be like you know what you said really hurt my feelings right and so i think it's really cool that they let me you know come here and speak my mind and be and be true to myself when i'm on here yeah so i will exactly i have to so yeah i would just you know say don't watch but i didn't say that but now i did don't watch i'm never going to do another dinner again which is totally fine actually you're uninvited good my family honestly has made me appreciate my family so much more this family issues with both of you around like wow my family is cool as [ __ ] i just think they were like tightly wound but i'm like no they're cool well you probably you you've like put them through the ringer early on that is true yeah they know they're just happy that you're like well you're pretty successful i mean [ __ ] it's pretty it's pretty great and now i have moses to like parade around because my dad loves israel like he's very christian and so he goes over there and looks at all the jesus stuff like he's been over there multiple times so like now i have like my good israeli boyfriend who's like knows a lot about the bible who's also kind of like a jesus lover you know like all of that so it's kind of nice how do you feel about it do you ever feel fetishized by her moses no thank you babe i don't i love him for him it's not like i'm like ooh babe put on a yamaha like let me get wet right now like that's not it put on a talmud and [ __ ] me she would do that it was a tall mood oh it's like the the thing you wear around your shoulder oh yeah we got one for my dog yesterday we put them in yamaha that sounds respectful i posted zero judaism in my life without her well she exactly right okay you're welcome i'm bringing it back i just kicked your dog i'm so [ __ ] sorry holy [ __ ] he doesn't care he didn't move at all oh he looks like toto he's so cute he's such a good dog's pretty cute my dog is a little cuter but this show's over like indefinitely or just today now we have beef because you've insulted my dog next hello all right well we're coming we're coming to an end here next week so have a costume we're not coordinating anymore is it what's today is it almost october already it's october 1st on thursday so october 5th wow that's crazy i have a costume i will come in costume so don't be like shocked i'm coming in costume no it's going to be fun i'm genuinely excited okay i'm not going to go i'll just warn you right now i'm not gonna go in as hard as you do i start slow i'm gonna build up you are yeah okay cause i'm probably just gonna buy some [ __ ] on amazon [Music] and be like hey i'm mario or something you know what i mean like a story behind what you want to be but yeah because like ela's a designer why wouldn't she like she should make you something like well it takes time to design to make clothing you know that of course i get all my clothes custom made takes like a year oh like a whole like line right yeah okay but i'm excited i can't wait halloween and wait what else anything else you want to touch on before we wrap it up um [Music] no i guess i like skechers i like gucci shoes i wish i could play that for everyone you can't is it like copyright by him well it's a song maybe i could just play that sound bite have you ever just real quick because you never really we never really went into it because i really do just want to know have you ever like thought you were gay you asked me that last time why do you keep asking i did what was your name do you ask everybody that i forgot that i said no i think that the gay dreams you never were like oh so you think you're having dreams about me [ __ ] dudes and it's somehow my fault it's not your fault but i just i wouldn't know i asked everybody honestly no experience no never kissed a guy i've never had a gay experience i mean like crush did you ever crush on a guy no wow i've not had a gay experience who's your dream girl besides ela my dream girl like growing up did you have somebody that you were just like oh you know like jerk off to him i mean i mostly yeah i was mostly like girls at my school that i liked not like models or stuff really yeah i didn't really have celebrity crushes wait really so who was the girl at your school what'd she look like the girl that i was in love with when i was like in elementary school and she had like red hair which was weird because i'm not generally tracked but she was really big no no not at all really redheads usually have giant boobs no she was she wasn't she she she was uh slender you like skinny see i think you're upset skinny people too i am too everybody i'm not obsessed with skinny people just ela's very thin she's very thin your crush mind you every guy no i think i i think i'm like i love a skinny guy i think cuz we're chubby so we like to look at a skinny body because we're not that i mean i guess i haven't analyzed it too deeply but like yeah i guess i yeah i probably i probably do have a preference for people who aren't obese okay anything else i mean not ob so i'm i'm joking um you know what i will say i'd go either way i either want someone to be really skinny like everyone is like really skinny or i'd rather just be with a really obese person i think just go crazy yeah let's [ __ ] kill ourselves with wendy's okay well i don't want it the health part aside i don't mind uh because like after this show i always go get fast food and like the last time i went to burger king there was this really obese guy and like i'm not even being funny at all like i literally was like i bet he like [ __ ] really good like that was my first thought it's like because the way he was move walking in he was like he was like he was like slithering in and i was like how do fat guys [ __ ] good i don't know i've never been with someone like i've never been with someone i think that's my own i think their mobility is very limited i don't know i'm fat and i like [ __ ] i can like i can be on and write all the time you know like i like i'm pretty agile i'm pretty athletic all of a sudden like in the better i'm like oh i'm like i'm like getting a workout yeah but you probably just move your weight around no you know what i mean you put my weight around well because like you can just move your weight around and [ __ ] not necessarily like lift yourself up oh no i lose myself oh i totally left myself for sure that's like the whole point of having big boobs so you like bounce up and down but one day moses say our bellies rub together he's like oh it hurt because your belly rubbed against my leg oh my belly rubbed against you during sex he said it was painful yes he said it was painful oh my god there's too much pressure on your poor body crazy he's like oh my god your belly having my belly he was like i'm i'm being smashed he does have to be suffocated but it's mostly by my boobs it's not like one time i sat on my face but it was when we were like when we were like high or something but that was the only yet but what i thought was good you suffocate him with your yes always just like nasty he said he's not from someone with biggest boobs his mind moses is saying no don't go here you like me moses is doing this off camera okay nevermind well anyways see moses comes here and chaperones because because this affects his life so much because of his family watching but it doesn't doesn't care like maybe oh he cares you should have seen his ass doing this no not about the family i'll say a final note on that situation with the families in general just families in general maybe reevaluate why the person in your family isn't telling you everything maybe maybe you're judgmental maybe there's something in you i think it's a two week two roads i think you're being defensive of your boyfriend which is sweet i'm just saying but i do think that moses has some kind of problem communicating things but why and obviously i know he has his reasons but i'm just saying right i'm just saying it's a two-way street you're a family judgmental his family's judgmental okay fine but like you still have to live and and you still have to i feel like it's a two-way street and you've got to meet in the middle and they're not mad at you they're mad at moses perfect just kidding love you guys can't wait to see you at the wedding i just hope when you guys break up you haven't ruined his life we're not breaking up at all ever because i feel like that's what you're working towards no if anything i've helped him if we break up like girls will probably hit him up but does this his life it doesn't matter he's not revolting he's more girl crazy than you think okay fine but like i don't think he he's very sex-driven if that's what you're saying okay in general like more than you think he says he's not but he is well whatever who cares why you shame why are you kink shaming your boyfriend i'm not i'm sex driven too i told him that i was like i feel like when we don't have sex like my mom my period we do have sex on my period but it's mostly in the water but i'm just saying like when we don't have something close what water what water every water shower jacuzzi bathtub you have period blood in your jacuzzi no when i'm a period you get in the jacuzzi because it doesn't go your period doesn't flow when you're inside of water i don't know why that is what that can't be true it's true in the shower you don't bleed down or anything how do you know how do you not know this you've been married i feel like that's not a science i feel like that you're bleeding in your jacuzzi can i tell you why moses knows and i'll tell you why because he said it's because like back in the day like when you'd be like swimming in the ocean or the lake or something like that your your vagina like dries up to block anything from coming in so kind of like it like dries up so nothing comes out so it like blocks like little pesticides from coming into your vagina you how do you know what is that true it's a theory okay got it we have to distinguish distinguish between theory and fact here on this show okay we take the truth very seriously on this show do we yeah and then and then how many times a day do you guys have sex i'm curious oh my god we were talking about this the other day like we used to have sex like all the time but now it's just like morning and night what do you mean oh i mean two times a day is probably more than i would be wanting to have um it depends though too like oh like when we fight like the next day we'll have sex like four times throughout the day like for some reason we get super horny i mean the problem is like who has time to have sex four times in a day well when you that's like [ __ ] like you gotta do something else with your time well you're just like laying around and then that but when you fight you we didn't have sex with like two days like okay so four days four times that's always so much fun because then you're just on the couch like let's have sex during quarantine it was like a lot like six or seven but now it's like six that's like all you're doing is there anything else to do six or seven especially like okay after the necklace too i was just like so horny i was like oh my god i need to like blow you right now it's like it's just you get like so sexual when someone buys things no one ever bought anything so then i was like oh my god so then we definitely yeah or dinner we always [ __ ] after dinner like if we go out on a date and then it's like chick-fil-a or like a night no nice deal or like in the middle of the night i we love i one i'll just say it real quick and then we'll wrap it up but one time and i can we get full permission like like during sleeping time like i love being woken up which is like a dick in me so one time like my ass was like out of the bed and all of a sudden he started having sex with so fun but i i like that and i tell you okay yeah you give him you give him permission so there's no violence he feels bad after him like are you sure i'm like no don't say are you sure because i like that i like sometimes in the middle night we just have sex like randomly like so it depends sometimes when we're sleeping sometimes when we're awake it just like kind of depends are you upset are you excited about the presidential debate tomorrow and after a shower we always have sex because we're clean huh oh my god we're way over presidential debate tomorrow um yeah i'm down i'm ready for it great i was on larry king one time talking about the presidential election larry king what the [ __ ] would he ask you look it up it was on the oracle channel or something like that [ __ ] tricia paid his ex larry king yeah when mitt romney was running i was on after the debates and he was like interviewing me and the young turks had me on yeah i can talk for commentary dude you're straight up like jaw rule from the chappelle show let's see what trisha paytas has to say about this no it's online style like look up all right i need i i need your political commentary for next week after the debate so watch it tomorrow okay i mean i will first tonight yeah okay all right we're gonna wrap it up we're way over thank you guys for watching uh as always thank you for support and thank you to our sponsor of course because you know if i don't think if we make money i think trisha is not gonna have any motivation to do this no i'd like to be around you like i like the jew energy in here oh god just wrapped up thanks guys we'll see you next week

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 2,389,071

Rating: 4.878521 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, frenemies, trisha paytas, trisha

Id: b35iUxkPazY

Length: 72min 22sec (4342 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 29 2020

Reddit Comments

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Ethan is on episode 3, Trisha is on episode 8.

[u/DamnWright0]

ZOHAN IS ACCURATE..... lmao

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Ethan didn't catch this and Trisha never explained it, but she told him "please touch my ass" in Hebrew

[u/Connox]

It kills me whenever Ethan says “& I mean this with peace and love” right before insulting Trisha

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This podcast is a wild fever dream that I don't want to end

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I'm starting to think Trisha is a bit unstable.

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Between this, content court and the H3 podcast. Team have been slamming it lately

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Lost my shit when it clicked with Ethan that she was so heavy and shorter than him.

[u/jonasdegenerate]

Borderline personality disorder symptoms

-A pattern of unstable intense relationships, such as idealizing someone one moment and then suddenly believing the person doesn't care enough or is cruel

Rapid changes in self-identity and self-image that include shifting goals and values, and seeing yourself as bad or as if you don't exist at all

Periods of stress-related paranoia and loss of contact with reality, lasting from a few minutes to a few hours

Impulsive and risky behavior, such as gambling, reckless driving, unsafe sex, spending sprees, binge eating or drug abuse, or sabotaging success by suddenly quitting a good job or ending a positive relationship

Suicidal threats or behavior or self-injury, often in response to fear of separation or rejection

Wide mood swings lasting from a few hours to a few days, which can include intense happiness, irritability, shame or anxiety

Ongoing feelings of emptiness

Inappropriate, intense anger, such as frequently losing your temper, being sarcastic or bitter, or having physical fights

She acts exactly like my ex with bpd. I’m not saying Trisha definitely has it. What do you think?