Trisha & Ethan Do Oddly Satisfying Trends - Frenemies # 30

hello everybody welcome back to frenemies the show hosted by two skinny people no we're skinny this week you've been on a diet for a week i've been working out for a week straight can you show that can people i'm not on a diet i think i've been working out you're on a diet i've been working out for a week straight and i do feel like my waist has lost some interest i don't want to i don't want to tear you down at the beginning of the show already damn i was calling you skinny too i know i can't tell but apparently you've been on a diet yeah i don't feel skinny listen so much sometimes you look bigger there's no fluctuation it's all upwards but we're both skinny this week because you were consistently on a diet for a week i've been consistently working out for a week so we're both very skinny today so congratulations can i just see what drink that is yeah this is called the wedding cake frappuccino i don't wanna i don't wanna be judgmental i just wanna know what you're drinking no bente vanilla bean cream frappe four pumps white mocha single caramel drizzle three pumps of caramel syrup nice it's for tick-tock it's a tick-tock trend it's for tick-tock this is this is monday's are my treat days because it's the day i'm like i'm excited to come here it's my happy day so we have a little snack before we have a snack it's like what you eat what did you eat well we didn't eat a snack oh well i had these peanut butter passover cookies but what are we oh i had oatmeal this morning no that wasn't my treat no my treat is after like yesterday after the show we went to arby's and got mozzarella sticks and curly fries which we could do today honestly those curly fries are so good and that was our snack and then when i go home i cook for my video so we have like a fun day okay so you haven't eaten yet today um i had oatmeal and i got these passover i'm just wiping this down okay oh okay why are these passover cookies what makes them passover because there's no bread there's no uh i think they're delicious i won't eat it but it's coconut and peanut butter instead of flour because us jews i don't care about it about thank you for including me in that oh no it was that's not what i meant that's really like no i meant like me and the other jews i have who's wearing a high today oh yeah me where's your star of david can't identify you yeah i don't want to be identified trust me last people started identifying jews it wasn't good no thanks that's why they did it in the holocaust that's why they put the star of david on them yeah i'll bet you i bet you when nazis start rounding up jews again you're gonna take that guy off real fast you're gonna be like i'm not a jew i swear to god i'm not a jew yeah we'll see how cute it is your little jewish fashion accessories are when they start rounding us up speaking of jewelry sponsored by upstart oh sponsored by upstart and let's stop eating seafood because the fishermen did you watch conspiracy yeah oh my gosh because of the fisherman's nets that are causing it not straws do all the straws you will maybe don't do the straws but really should stop eating seafood dude jews are ahead of their time they stopped eating bottom feeders a long time ago right well we eat fish stop it right stop it stop it well luckily i don't even like seafood but first of all i did watch see spirit see it's this new netflix uh documentary about how like the ocean is dying because we're eating fish and there's a lot of good points made but these kite these types of documentaries always kind of make me like the message i take well but i always feel like they're so alarmist that i take i take it with a grain of salt but like for example one thing that they said that i thought was really interesting is that half the plastic pollution in the ocean is fishing nets as you said i was like oh [ __ ] that yeah straws are like little like helps the point zero zero it's like i don't [ __ ] paper straws you know what i mean it's crazy and they're selling these like people in japan japan i'm talking to you stop buying the three million dollar blue seared puna they'll never stop eating seafood do you think the people in japan are watching no you don't think they know them or china that doesn't have youtube one of them don't china doesn't have youtube but i don't think either are really watching in numbers that we could have any influence over we never see japanese people come for us like they don't like stan us i never see that anywhere well they yeah i don't koreans do i see the bts stand sometimes come for us or like support us on twitter oh we do they have like the bts like jihoon in the thing but they'll be like we love for enemies but i love i love army i'm a huge bts fan yeah i embrace everything listen yes i think it's cool i think it's a cool new crave i i welcome the the k-pop invasion i love it i like the diversity of culture and i can speak korean [Music] what you can't tell me what you said no if you're not a real k-pop stand then right did you say anything yeah okay there's some random [ __ ] hannah dulce net okay stop you gotta pick your identity i love no first of all my therapist says i don't because i talked about how i had my identity since i was eight years old and like you know what sometimes you just don't know your own identity in life i'm talking about like jewish or korean that's why i do it because i don't have an identity on my own this is a real thing that people suffer from some people really never know who they are they have no identity my whole life you have an oh you have an identity it's other people's identity it's whoever you got an identity girl damn you got identity of the wazoo in that in itself is that an identity not having an identity oh that's because that's my identity okay that's a real thing i thought i'm it's a real thing based in love no even my whole life people that that's why i've always dressed in costume like i literally have no idea who i am like if you say who's trash i'm i try to do 23andme confuse me even more you're a blonde what what's your youtube thing blonde mj that's who you are username yeah thank you would you have got in bed with mj oh um michael jackson yeah yeah i i always fantasize that moses michael jackson he looks like him kind of wait you always fantasize you were molested by much no that moses said moses is like you fantasize that moses is michael jackson yeah for our valentine's day you guys role play that yeah he'll come did you see our tick tock on valentine's day we were role-playing you are not alone wait you still have a michael jackson uh fetish um i think he's good looking i probably shouldn't i need to know i think he was handsome like yeah but i don't think you can say that anymore like would you like his hands no i just think woody allen was handsome and i think i can't say that anymore because that's like what you could right you know i mean that inspired me to adopt that documentary i think we might adopt say what i might have to adoption mia pharaoh adopted all those kids and maybe i should oh yeah kind of yeah adoption is a really it's like one of the most pure acts a person can do you know but i heard it seriously this is an all seriousness like if you have a mental health illness like if you have a mental illness they don't let you adopt them like if you're like they're like nah we'd rather let this baby starve and than uganda isn't that [ __ ] that is true but that's so messed up like if you're not married well obviously it's me or ferocious but if you're not married you have a lower chance and if you have mental illness it's a lower chance of getting kids over here and i think you guys will be fine because you have like a good financial support system and we thought about i'm thinking about it for real cause i don't know if i have kids um well you should there's you have there's like what you should go like ivf could just go all out and see if it works ugh i'd rather just like adopt a kid that like maybe needs me you know well that's a great option too yeah i don't want to do the baby stage i'll take a five-year-old like give me after the baby stage see that makes that's a red flag for me well just because i think it's gonna be a lot maybe you shouldn't adopt i wanna get uh don't tell the adopting recruiter that i wanna i'm definitely not gonna be i'm sure that nobody wants a dot from i don't know what that country is but tell me i want to adopt i want to adopt from a more exotic country that nobody's had i'm thinking maybe and anyone over five i am not changing diapers they'd be like no you're getting it all wrong people don't they want babies to raise so a lot of kids over five don't get adopted yeah you foster so that's what i'm saying is i want to take the ones that like nobody wants i want to take those people you know i don't know like what the statistics are country-wise but i know age-wise the older they are the harder it is to adopt them i'm not going to adopt a teenager i'll adopt a 13-year-old like i'm down like you know what i mean like maybe a five and a 13 year old from some country that nobody wants maybe like what's a country nobody wants to be at maybe um i wouldn't specifically name anyone at this point yeah what about like north korea nobody wants to be in north korea they're not i don't think they let adoption i don't think they have public adoption uh they don't you can't adopt from really no you can't even leave north korea they should gun you down but on on a knight sir note we did a charity drive last week where we donated twenty thousand and the frenemy's foot soldier who raised almost fifty thousand dollars for victims of sexual violence man you guys that's amazing that's crazy thousand what's up what's up what's up what's up what's up oh that's amazing how's the weinstein one doing did anyone donate more into that dude we are crushing weinstein like you all mirror max come here max yeah team rank here let's just see the team ranks just because like look i know it's like charity we're not supposed to flex on on everyone but like we kind of are kind of dominating everybody like you need to flex so they work harder like hey mirror max we're crushing you miramax didn't even they didn't even put up a thumbnail it's like sorry guys you like harvey weinstein and yeah one of their friend of wants the h3 podcast so why don't we have a friend of mine's logo it does i mean we don't have a logo i get it no we're just gonna fit you just want a picture of your face we have a logo yeah that's the logo of the channel right now it's not about that it's not about that it's about a group collection but anyway 50 000 that's so great you guys man come on come on donate to rain i always think of rain wilson i always think it's like a charity for him when i look at it he's the most prolific predator we've ever known no no no i'm getting i'm kidding just saying like this is a sorry rain wilson this this is a whole charity just about supporting his victims do you think he's funny probably i'm a victim because his comedy sucks i hate white shirts so much what i hate that character i think that's the most annoying character on tv i hate it i wouldn't blame him i love the office i wait white is so funny okay let's let's move on we have we're doing the oddly satisfying i'm sorry to cut you off but somebody has to keep us on the reels a little bit because the last time we went too long and we didn't get to do the oddly satisfying that all these guys have prepped we're gonna do it together yeah because we have like bonus bonus people here today to help us and i feel like last time they were probably like oh my god listen to them talk for two hours i know they're getting paid to be here but still i felt really badly good they came here to like help and set up and so i have some top of the show stuff to get to real fast congratulations you got your first dose of vaccine we'd love to see that we love vaccinations here on the frenemies podcast how was it did you get a lolly um no i got chicken parmesan at where do we go after they gave you chicken parmesan it was right next door they had a magiano so we went to dude that's hella dope tell me where you got your shot at kaiser permanente in woodland hills and right next door is the maggiano's and we got chicken parmesan oh yeah i asked if they gave you a lollipop not chicken parmesan oh i thought you said what did i get after a molly a lolly like a lollipop like you know when you get a shot you get a little oh oh i was thinking of like the lolly steak lollipops yeah okay like a lamb chop lolly so i see you got moderna that's what i got he got he got the lollies he got the lamb chops lollipops okay bro you're on some weird food rabbit hold on i can't follow you down food i don't even know what the [ __ ] you're talking about oh good i mean i make such good food i got this oh i'm on this new diet where people deliver me food now every meal seven days a week three meals a day it's all super healthy honestly it tastes pretty good but i sit there i'm like so sad oh really and then everybody like ella's mom's cooking all this crazy food i'm like how are you doing that when someone cooks oh i couldn't that's really sad i just sit there like a why didn't you wait until after like so you don't smell the food i can't wait i'm too fat it needs to happen now but you're working out no i'm not do you have a you told me you had a trainer yeah i do but i've only done it once is it a man or a woman it's a guy and he's like 23 and god bless the soul but it's like i have a little okay i'm what is it he's nice and good i'm gonna keep working with him but like there's something about a 23 year old just being like me 35 collapsed on the floor after planking for 30 seconds like in fetal position like on the verge of having a heart attack and then being like money dude that was money good job who's your trainer he's just some kid he's like 23 year old kid how did you find him though lena found it for us okay cool so he just showed up 30 seconds is good you only did like 15 seconds on our computer i was just like he's like good job buddy he's like 30 seconds come on and i only can only do 20 seconds he's like money baby i was like stop for me it's just like this is a nightmare and he's taught and he's like he's like talking to my corpse like money baby i don't know like i know he's trying to be encouraging and i like that yeah i don't like that either i don't like it it's fake yeah because it's not money just be like yeah just call it what it is no that's sad i want to hear it it's like we're like in the first weekend biggest loser right and those guys are like collapsing that's us and you know what jillian michael says get your fat ass up you're disgusting oh i don't hear that i wouldn't mind it but just be like good job you know you're going to get better or just just watch me in silence just silence and horror i don't know if i need someone to actually like just ridicule me yeah i don't think you fat [ __ ] that's what million michaels does on biggest losers spit on me instead of saying i'm money sounds like a kink oh yeah um i have a challenge for a friend of mine we should we should go be firefighters for a day brah who's going to let us do that like the fire department can we donate some money and like see if they let us be firefighters for it it'll be awesome if we actually get called to a rescue situation and there's someone like an actual distress i mean you are like the stooges in our [ __ ] i would save them yeah i would save them also i have another idea there's a flash cut to us being needing to be saved and the person dying and stuff um i have another idea how about okay i feel like i this is a really good idea like anxiety workbooks have been working wonders people are like so you seem so much happier and stable i do the anti-anxiety work work but it's not like totally all there yet we need like a frenemies anti-anxiety notebook for people who are also like fat and have other issues going on like hearing voices i'm fat like i have childhood trauma and all of that in one with the anti-anxiety notebook it'll be like all yours what are you talking what is the anti-anxiety notebook you never got an anti-anxiety notebook no they're so good they're so like when you're anxious like they give you exercises to like calm you down and it's good like if you're getting triggered like it's the trigger no you just write down you're like hey no they give you proms they'll be like you know um what are you feeling right now that you're triggered they're like is this a real is this real or is this you know like something that maybe when you wake up tomorrow you'll feel fine like it gives you like steps like cake or whatever and we need to do that but for like people that like also have trauma because yes it helps me but also it doesn't cope with the fact that like i want to eat to like cope with this trauma so instead so then you need like a part two to be like okay you're going through this trauma you're going through these triggers i'm recognizing this but now i want to eat so so to help my eating disorder we need like a second half so that where the friend of musings anxiety notebook comes in so now so now it's for people with anxiety and eating disorder so it's like a one cloud thing how many pages is this when you're done well the the book i have is only like 300 but if we do a friend of mine's anti-exide notebook it could be like a 600 page one because it's for people with all the problems oh my god so it helps you cope with your coping so we're selling this for really [ __ ] up people who need 600 pages worth of pages do you want to do one thank you wait wait anything you want to sell like anxiety we should do one we should write one together on how we deal with our like you know stressors and then when other stressors come and help us so like right okay i deal with my triggers really well now i don't have manic episodes my problem is now i eat to cover that up so now we need to do another layer you know and like what can you do to stop binging and control your anxiety oh my god yeah it's like oh good i got too many problems oh and then we could put like jug like juggle balls with it i don't really i have to be honest i don't really know what you're talking about you've never done anti-anxiety notebook no it's like a big thing like therapists give people there's like i have like so many of them at my house that's so weird i'm supposed to never done one i've never done one it's like a choose your own adventure of like neurosis it sounds like yeah oh okay i love that well i got bit by a dog over the weekend oh i saw that what was that oof what did i really see it but i saw it big-ass german shepherd where it was [ __ ] insane and um we were just like having a good friday evening because hila's mom's here and she was with deep watching theodore at night let's go for a drive we take our dogs go for a drive we're we're going through like the fanciest neighborhood i've ever seen in bel air where all the houses are like you know when you're in a there's like nice neighborhoods and then there's like neighborhoods that are so nice you can't even see the house you know yeah it's just like just edges it's like one of those yeah and so it's like 1am and i see this huge [ __ ] dog i thought it was a coyote because but i was like oh my god it's too big i saw a collar i was like oh my god it's a giant german shepherd and it must be escaped from someone's yard oh no so i get really worried and you know i love my dog so i was like i can't i could consciously leave this dog here in this situation because if somebody saw my dogs i would kiss their feet if they did everything they could to rescue my dog so i get out i'm trying to befriend this dog is sweet dog um but just a little nervous didn't want to approach me and then i see another huge german shepherd coming down the road i was like what the [ __ ] is going on and so i'm like please don't kill me and then this second one is really nice and approaches me and so then the second one warms up to me so they're obviously brothers and then i finally i like they they're running off and coming back and forth and i'm chasing them down for like two hours trying to chase these guys out ela's in the car with the dogs and uh these this dog owner is so annoying because i finally get like hey buddy how are you i get his caller so on his caller i was like there's gonna be a phone number i'll call the owner there's this just a tight like smaller than a dime i'm telling you this giant german shepherd has a dog tag smaller than a [ __ ] dime and on it is a qr code so i've been there with at night with my phone and the flash on and everything's coming out like i'm like okay hold on and then the dog starts crying because they want to escape me and i'm taking all these photos of this tiny qr code at night with the flash and it's all blurry and i'm like [ __ ] this person so i go so they run off again and i follow him down and i find so then i go back and get ila's phone because i need the light to get so that i have one light and one photo so i can get a clear photo so i get a clear photo of the qr code finally and then it's not registered to anybody it goes qr code found no registration i was like wait what [ __ ] yeah do you think maybe they were like murder dogs like those blood dogs no they well we the whole we found out who they own were owned by oh so they were owned by someone yeah a good i think a good family wait did they buy you how do they buy you where did they okay so so now i'm like okay so there's no owner i don't know who the [ __ ] dogs are the only way to get these dogs to safety is to get them to i have to get them in my car and get them to a vet and get see if they're microchipped and so but i have my dogs in the car right and alfredo is insane alfredo is the sweetest dog ever but he turns into cujo when he sees any other dog i swear to god he's like the craziest [ __ ] he'll throw down against anyone that might be a parenting problem well he's a stray dog he has he has some behavior yeah but you got to like introduce them okay excuse me i'm not here to get lectured by you well you could have saved all the dogs if they were socialized with them but go ahead so i'm getting to the point so i take shredder out who has been socialized we've had since a puppy and is generally really good with other dogs so i'm like okay i'm gonna try to get shredder out to say hi to these two feral [ __ ] giant german shepherds um so i take shredder out and there's one dog there and they start sniffing and they're being nice and then the second dog comes bounding around the corner up like a cross street where he was off just [ __ ] around and trader gets really scared because they're they're just like on him and they're sniffing and then shredder starts to get aggressive and defensive and then they try to take a one of them takes a huge bite at shredder and so did it bite him well he bit my finger instead of shredder so i take shredder up and i was like oh [ __ ] and held him up like this and they were trying to jump at jesus i thought dude i swear to god shredder could have died and it's fine they're good dogs i know it's it dogs get that way it's [ __ ] weird i'm surprised your hands not more bit well they were nice dogs and once i i think he was just trying to kill my dog real quick but once i picked him up and i held him over my head and i was so scared because he was trying to jump at me and he was following me and also i was like i was like okay okay everybody chill i was like either put down the window i backed up the car and i threw shredder in and then of all people were like i don't know what to do this is so [ __ ] up and then ela we were going to call like animal rescue or or like non-emergency line but nothing was open and so elo of all people thought to call whitney cummings who does dog rescue oh and whitney came with her car and dogs wow oh and so we sat with the dogs for like 30 minutes and then whitney came with some dog treats threw him in the back of her car the dogs were like super nice they got right into her car like like didn't even [ __ ] hesitate here's some treats get in so she got the dogs went to her house put the dogs in her garage they were happy they were chilling um and took him to the vet and got microchipped found the owner who's like a billionaire apparently oh he's like the 900th richest person in the world did you get a reward i was like hello lawsuit no i'm kidding did you get a reward no no i don't offer you money well whitney is the one who was talking to him i don't want money what am i doing i did it i didn't call i did it in the hopes that if my dog ever gets out somebody does the same thing oh that's like what is that called paying it forward no like karma it's called both circle of life though circle life and shredder gets eaten by a german shepherd i don't like circle life no circle of life he survived because he was in the rolls-royce eat the rich hmm we're eating the rich we you well no we don't like that is that a tea don't eat them you did it you did you were eating the rich you remember that tick tock trend you did it don't eat the ridge oh yeah yeah okay thank you yes where i was like eating the rich because right i had a nice fork or something so shredder was the fork or the the other dog was the fork oh god this analogy is too extended shredder is the rich because he's in the rolls-royce so you're eating shredder but his dogs are richer your hand is the fork those dogs are richer than you those are billionaire dogs so that's the tic-tac would work you're eating the rich but the rich was actually the stray dogs are you saying i should have ate the dogs your hand was the fork should i killed the dogs those dogs would kill me they would have killed me and they would have killed my dog i was scared shitless anyway this guy your dogs are just i'm not going to say that cause apparently yeah they are too little i was i was ready to i was ready to be like yo i want these there's too sweet they were so sweet i was like i'm about to adopt these dogs if this guy if we don't find out who they are but the owner i'm not going to say his name i know who he is you know he is yeah because he's like high profile johnson johnson yeah he's john and john his name is he's he's john is it would you tell me off camera if it was he's not famous it's not a name you wouldn't come up with the vaccine because i just got a vision that he did no are you how are you [ __ ] no i'm kidding no you're way off what do you feel no i also have visions and for some reason the vaccine guy no he you wouldn't recognize his name he's just some finance guy but he's the 900 i might i've dated a lot of finance guys in my days okay i'll tell you off camera um he's gay i will say i've dated gay men okay all right stop you don't know him i guarantee you you don't can't guarantee it all right i'll tell you off camera because i don't want to say his name but anyway your dogs are kind of pick me dogs i love them but definitely pick me dogs you don't know my dogs how dare you say that i love them i'm just saying i think when you start using pikmi about dogs you've maybe out used that phrase a little bit you go this hamburger's such a pick me wow so whitney cummings is the real hero and this is the whitney cummings came she put through him in the car damn why don't people talk about that when they talk about woody because i don't know whitney but i feel like there's not really like great stories that surround her i know you love her i'm not saying i don't wanna i don't wanna why people don't say anything bad about her um no i just i know one person had like a backstreet i don't know we're cool now like i know we have like something or i had something to her she's probably you had beef with whitney cuz no i think i had one sided beef i'm sure she did not give a [ __ ] about it she's like wait what was your problem i told you about this already you did like anyways i don't want to even bring it up but i no i anyways she's a saint is what i'm saying and i'm yeah i was like oh my god because i was not gonna leave those dogs there and i was just in such a bind and then when she showed up and thrown i was like oh my [ __ ] god thank you so much it's funny because you know in the these dogs caused so much trouble for everyone and whitney bitched him out by the way she's like you need to be more responsible dog owner your dogs got out my friends had to follow them for two to three hours and they don't even have proper color yes i spent the whole night with these [ __ ] oh i would've just forget it circle of life you know circle of life bye let the coyotes get them that happened to mustafa circle of life [ __ ] got ian by hyenas that's right circle life [ __ ] that's what i'm gonna start saying to anything circle life [ __ ] i like that it's just be like be like yo listen i have bad news i have a pancreatic cancer circle of life [ __ ] off [ __ ] oh i'd be more sad if you had pancreatic cancer than that i wouldn't be as like what's a funnier situation where it's like a homeless person's like can you spare some change circle life [ __ ] off circle life they don't die oh it's only the homeless people don't die um circle of life i like that though just be like circle of life [ __ ] although then elton john replies to us because he wrote it right doesn't get trademarked us never know oh i don't think he coined the term circle of life but he did make that song for lanking i got i'm not going to say the the extra extent of this situation but i might got charged for my lawyers accepting a letter from another lawyer that was going to sue me and i was like yeah here's my lawyer's information whatever and so he's like so my lawyer's like can we accept this because on behalf and i was like yeah accept it whatever and then they charge me like 600 for accepting a complaint from another lawyer lawyers don't work for free they don't [ __ ] piss for free lawyers are the worst i think if you all have a lawyer on retainer like that's it well they use the money on retainer and then when it runs out they charge your ass lawyers are are the uh absolute leeches of the world i mean they they spend money like at [ __ ] bro okay don't even get me started on lawyers can i just clarify something real quick because i feel like now it's going to be like left weird and i don't want to be left away the reason i didn't like whitney was because she was crystalia this is the true story because i was blocked by crystalia so this was before i'm like i'm not going to say i'm a premonitious but i am a premonition premonitious like the vaccine prediction look i feel like i'm a little ahead of my time people say i've been calling out chris because he really he texted my sister when she had freshly turned 18. oh she was trying to hook up like oh inappropriately i didn't know that she was 18 so i'll tell you that whatever we talked about it on my uh extinct podcast edition trish we did a whole episode on it but anyways um i i already know for life circle life met him at a bikini contest that i was in i was in the bikini contest one time and crystalia was performing there and i met him there and i also had did he rate you um no he didn't rate me he just performed but he had some inappropriate how did you get what was your rating well i don't think it was a rate it wasn't it wasn't like a rating i didn't play as we'll put it that way but it wasn't okay it was like the mark and brian like radio bikini contest i and you had to like apply and i was like a finalist so i'm not okay good good good good getting legend back in the day i guess but um crystal leah was performing there and he also was like he just always was this like person right and so i've been saying this for a while so when whitney and him had that show or whatever i remember i was tweeting and this is why crystal blocked me but then i was like oh why is whitney associating with this person who's a known creep it's not like he hit on girls and girls are like no thank you there were it was very aggressive no stop i don't like this and he keep doing it do you think it's ironic for you to say that considering you're friends with shane for so long um no because a lot of the shane stuff i didn't even know like the stuff that like recently that i was talked about i didn't even know about like until like last year and then i was like okay i'm gonna be loyal i'm gonna be loyal but chris had had these like it's been like a known thing i get it i totally agree i don't think his i don't think his friends knew the extent of his maybe not okay i'll give you the doubts i think they knew that he was like you know a dog right like a player sure right i guess me just not thinking about this this was when i was like 23 or 24 or something like that and i was just like okay not really thinking 27 i don't remember but i was just not like thinking about it i was just like this is weird that this girl like goes so hard for this guy that's unknown like it just to me it's like okay i used to work i don't think he was known at the time to be there he totally was i worked in the stand-up comp so i was i was an assistant to josh nasser like i was like i used to work in the comedy like field as far as like being assistants to them not like being comedian so you know this like people jamie kennedy has that same sort of like reputation like there's like stand-up comics that are these like and people know it like obviously they know it they can say they don't but they do i guess there's a difference between sleazy and like predatory behavior exactly but he was sleazy and didn't stop stop stop if you know what i'm saying so oh oh yeah so oh yeah that's horrible and so i so my issue was anyways i always had this thing with whitney because she was like putting him on a platform sort of like david dom right like you see this person on a platform and you know how horrible they've been to girls that you know personally and you're just like oh so my issue is that and so um when she started her podcast like i think her podcast people had reached out to me i was like do you want to come on whitney's and i thought it was my podcast company reaching out to me asking me because they used to do that like my podcast companies to reach out be like do you want to be and i'd be like no and then they asked again and i was like no i can't stand her blah blah because of the chris lee thing and then they're like i don't know who you think this is but this is like whitney's assistant or something and it was like someone directly from her camp and then i felt really bad i didn't feel bad because i thought it was my podcast company just like ignoring somebody like hi this is whitney cummings would you like to come on the show you're like no i hate that [ __ ] yeah yeah oh no i felt and i felt so bad and i i like apologize in video like i know she probably does not give a [ __ ] but her assistant was like a fan like her just watch me i'm sure oh no she i know she did because her assistant was like either a viewer i don't want to call him like a family like a viewer or something and i felt really bad and then and then yeah like you said like you just said now like a lot of times me with shane too yeah like looking at how long i was friends with shane is like really gross like of course people are gonna throw that in my face and i i but i take it well this is gross listen i get it yeah yeah she's a good person she's a good person yeah i literally don't know her she's cool crystal is not i'm gonna stop watching his pocket they were done watching us i watched the podcast to hate watch i like to see him right you gotta stop hitting your way watching everybody you're getting you guys love watching something it doesn't feel good you do it's like you follow the vlog squad you watch impulsive you hate watch uh congratulations it's like do you watch anything for the enjoyment of it i don't know how to explain it because i feel like you don't know but like when you've gone through like uh i don't know how to explain it there's this thing about like if you've gone through a traumatic event right and you're like scarred by these people right so you keep up with them like just to see like i don't know how to explain people have explained it before i'm like yes that's exactly what i'm talking about no i know what you mean you you i know what you mean so consumed by them and then like that's why i there is a thing behind but you're doing that to impulsive and chris dalia impossible i don't hate watch i'm like kind of a fan oh i think i tell you that to make you feel better i can't do that you tell me i say what are you doing you watching a puzzle you say i hate watch and then you say no i love them like i can't deal with that i like logan but i can't stand mike oh god it pissed me off the last episode pissed me off all right that's it this is not the impulsive summary show we gotta take a break i'm coming back to this topic i have to come back to it break and then we come back thank you to upstart for sponsoring this episode of frenemies when it comes to paying off debt it can often feel like an uphill battle high interest rates resulting in minimum monthly payments keeps you in an end the cycle of debt upstart can help you get ahead this is good because you can rack up the debt with all these credit cards and stuff which i don't recommend i think you should be responsible financially keep those credit cards locked away unless you go pay it off every month you know what i'm saying but if you messed up and you're becoming responsible later in life 32 right i'm just saying it happens 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upstart.com all right okay what okay what were you saying okay i hate when you do that throws me off what did i do recounted we had to restart when we restarted literally just stretch my head off it does okay it's you always do this and then it's confusing because people go the first stick was like she's like oh i don't want to talk about anymore i was like oh what and then she was like but we already took it and i was like let's just redo it this is confusing and now it's even more confusing i have to be frank we should do it take a look no no because that really will mess me up like my mind gets like oh if we do take three trista's just gonna be like when you do like starting restarting something it literally makes me feel like i i would did something wrong and i'm getting like punished or something i'm like oh my god what did i do wrong like that's what it feels like okay let me just get my thoughts okay what is your feelings on why and why you keep bringing up impulsive right now into my house let me just reiterate i love logan and i hate mike and the other guy like i don't like them at all because they're just so hi they're just so and i hate to be this person because i know i'm a girl whatever that you know boys will be boys like the bros you know like y'all i hate guys like that because that is exactly what they did they did they basically reacted to the david dobrik situation they're pre-filming a bunch because logan's gone for four months so they pre-filmed a bunch of stuff and now it's coming out a little bit behind how can you do that's just that to me is like just a big wow moment for me to know that because it's like you're doing a podcast on topical events you're gonna post them four months behind i mean what is [ __ ] show i always thought like if i got a broadway show i would fly back once a week to do it with you four seconds here now talking now now well anyways now right now you get to watch it tonight they're a little bit behind on how can you watch this it's upsetting it's like an italian it's like are you gonna put like uh it's like an italian cooking with the spaghetti it's just saying like it's a pure dish it's like if you're gonna post a four-month-old podcast as if it's new content it's like putting uh it's like putting uh american cheese and a bowl of spaghetti and calling it italian food come on yeah yeah forget about it well anyways so they were talking about the david and obviously whatever and i was i was just getting like triggered by it because you know he was saying like basically oh now all these people are piling on all of a sudden on david like out of nowhere and all this stuff like seriously bro and i was like and he's like i just understand now all of a sudden like one person says something and everyone else comes on and i was like getting so mad because that's just like this is the people come out now i wanted to say this people come out now because they feel like you know safe enough to do so that if they say something their voice will be heard as opposed before they follow you said that logan mike mike's a [ __ ] which made me piss off because on he went on some other i think it's keemstar i don't know someone's podcast and i don't know if it's his or her they were a guest on it and he was basically saying like i guess if trisha paytas declares that you're not a good person then that's what you are about faze whoever one of the faces were on there and i was just like that's what i'm saying these guys have like zero like gravity and concept it's just like when jason was like i'm gonna call christian all this will be over it's like this has nothing to do with like just because i'm vocal about it like doesn't mean it has anything to do with me like there's actually people like victims involved and he was just like i don't like but and then they kept trying to like code it by saying like oh well even not about david like but it was clearly about david you know what you can tell all the dudes sweating right now about this and being like oh oh they're the guys who have skeletons in their club oh for sure you're like oh well i don't know if we we should be canceling he's like yeah dude you're [ __ ] next because i can tell you're just a little bit too anxious about this situation when they try and be like and they they said it without saying it right on impulsive he was a little more attackful without like saying my name like he did on the other podcast but it's like saying like well look at the source like as if like because i've had problems in my past like saying i'm the source which i'm not the first but people say that like just because i like raise awareness about one battle oh it was face blinks his name's faze banks by calling phase blanks because he shoots blank dude i got no [ __ ] brain he's got literally no brain so we reacted to that too yeah he was saying just look at the source i was like okay let's [ __ ] look at the sources when they come out against you because you're a little too anxious about this the argument is so stupid even now when i call people out like i'm like oh you don't wear a mask and they're like well you said the end were 10 years ago i'm like okay like i hate when people bring that stuff up just because like that's the story of my life he had like other issues going on with him and it's like just because like something he did something bad doesn't mean something bad can't happen to him like you know what it's so cool yeah it's because me and you are imperfect people we can never um we can never criticize anything as long as we live because one because we did something in our past embarrassing 10 years ago i'll always like i'll if something's happening now like if something's happening to me now i would i'll like talk about it whatever but if it's like it's something even whatever so i'm confused i'm confused why we're talking about impulsive kind of um because mike's i don't and i don't i don't hate watch it i love logan okay he was grandpa monster on the math singer okay he wished me and my family he wished my family and would die in a [ __ ] uh and a swat what did he wish upon me dad do you remember yeah it was the swatting he called me scum of the earth yes and he came through the internet technically he said scum of this right thank you dan we need to get our facts straight he called me skunk of the internet much better right right scum of the earth is kind of nicer because it's like what's on earth like monkeys lions come with the internet it's like um i'll just come on the internet oh it's coming the internet that's not as bad he called me scum of the internet and wished and wished that i would get swatted instead of good people like uh what was it who's this i don't remember yeah and his wish came true so you supporting him is a personal i take that okay i take it back well it's too late you already knew that and you keep watching his show and you keep shouting him out and i'm having a [ __ ] existential practice watching it i mean the views have gone so much down no one cares so i'm you know it's like a little sick puppy and you're just like look at this little pup why did our show will be a sick puppy and i hope somebody will give us it's gonna be a sick puppy if we don't move on can i also say okay uh malik used to be fat that's all i wanted to say okay oh really and did you see that rachel bilson wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you don't know the story no tell me tell me rachel bilson was best friends with romney mouse in high school and she posted a photo of them and he asked her to take it down because he was fat in the photo that one right there it's okay to have been fat it's yeah he asked her to take it down okay this was like a big scandal like last week so basically she's a little cubby yeah from them in high school their best friends high school she's funny they go on a trip together she posts all good things okay so then rami malik dms her and asks her to take the picture down off the instagram and she like talked about it then she goes yeah he like asked me to take this picture why because do you think and like but why like your best friend's in high school and she goes i thought he'd have a good sense of humor about himself but yeah i guess that seems like a douche move especially when she's like i love this person he's like i look a little chubby can you remove your posts saying how great of a person i am i'd rather be known as skinny than nice moon though once i lose the weight take down all these episodes [ __ ] i i i not exist fat i never existed fat but he's not even bad my sister said he looks better there but honestly i think he looks better now he doesn't look fat he's just yeah he's because now he's like really but he's like he's this guy who's like i'm just such a serious actor is that it he's trying to be serious such a serious actor and i played for it i don't know i don't like it um he definitely would have gotten freddie mercury looking like that so i guess he's still like he's not real neurotic he's like try hard neurotic you know yeah real neurotic is like woody allen having sex with his own daughter that's neurotic that's real neurotic i don't think rami malek would like me uh i don't think well no he clearly doesn't even like his own friend from high school well what do you like about you because i have dreams that we were best friends me and him like during mr robot era and then no i had these dreams that we were best friends and then then it comes out that he's the star of the um what's the movie the freddie mercury yeah that movie i think i manifested that for him because in our dreams he was using me for clout you hear that rammy you owe trisha a huge thank you i used to watch mr robot before i'd go to bed and i would i would dream that we weren't even dating it wasn't even like that it wasn't like oh we're dating whatever it was like we were best friends and he's like trisha like can you give me help and advice and in my dreams i would give him this i'm not kidding this like literally like six months later he's like the star of bohemian rhapsody so he owes you big time and aren't in short i'm not kidding but he's a douche what do you want what do you want to do with them did you see that clip of him with the fan the fan comes up to him with the camera and she's like she's like can you say hi and he's like nope but i'll take a picture have you seen that clip i haven't but i agree i agree i i'm like bishop this is like i don't like when people turn me into a cameo it same i i moses has been better at saying no for me oh it's been acting as your bodyguard what do you say to people when they say hey can we get a video what do you say moses like let's say you're at starbucks you're clearly not busy and a fan approached you says hey can i get a video it happened yesterday at target so i tell them you know kavi she usually she's usually in the car without the mask already so i'm like well so you stay in the car and star power no people stalk the car they'll just right okay let me set it up so we come out from target and if i know there's like people waiting in the car i look i don't run to my car if you come and catch me i'll say hi it's not that but here's my here's my issue and i'll tell you the trigger because this happened in target yesterday too in a separate incident people like laugh right and maybe they're nervous whatever but girls will be like oh my god say something i'll pay you money if you just say hi like just go up to her like that and it's like they're laughing and going in high school so my trauma is like oh they're like they might be making fun of me or something yeah yeah yeah and it happens because people will be like you know like and those kind of kids irritate the [ __ ] out of me so i heard them there's people doing it like go i'll give you ten dollars just go just just and then they shout like and then they go like this and i'm like [ __ ] you like i hate those kind of people so i was already on edge right so now we drove my pink car which normally we don't do we usually take his pickup truck because i don't like people they know the car so they're stocking the car so like there was a group of girls in this car and again i don't run we put the bags away or whatever and then as soon as i hear them like snickering i'm like i'm gonna go in the car like those are i don't know if they're being haters or whatever the bad ones yeah so i'm like i'm gonna go in the car and then of course i'm sitting in there moses is like loading the things and they come up and this one girl's like giggling actually coming up to moses like are you are you moises and i mean granted granted she's spanish so that's maybe the spanish name for him i don't know but and he's like yes and then um what did she say to you what's the word do you remember oh is trisha in the car ready any chance i could take a picture with her i was like well she's in the car oh that's that's presumably people get really pretty waiting for us they were there when we got there like yeah yeah they could have seen like they saw us coming like again i will take even if you're being [ __ ] and giggling but i would love to see a photo of you behind a really tinted window being like i've definitely done that before you remember the jewish kids here in um in this area so you live in like this really posh area where we're at now when we go get starbucks right and i sit in the car for stop because i don't want my mask on or whatever and so one time moses went in this was like last week i think and there was these like jewish like one jewish boy came to my car and i was like not a math and i'm like there's a reason i'm saying they're jewish i'm not just like trying to signal them out or whatever like that but i was like oh man and these are like straight guys right how did you know they were jewish trisha because they listen they told me they ended up telling me because so anyways because they spoke hebrew whatever and so so i was like mask like i can't like i'm just doing that weird stuff because it's a straight guy right and straight guys i just know are like making fun of me or some stupid because it happened remember that kid that flicked me off he's like david's amazing and like flicked me off it was crazy she's like oh you got a david hater yeah like my yeah the sister's like say hi to my brother that is crazy anyways whenever a straight guy comes up to me i'm like oh whoa okay let me just shorten up the story because i know we have a lot to do so then anyways so i was like okay but then so he's like okay no worries whatever then two more jewish guys like straight young jew guys come up to me they look like juke crazy not even joking they kind of had that vibe to them and i was like oh so they're coming up to me while i'm sitting in the car like now there's three people i'm gonna look like an [ __ ] because they're filming me i'm like let me get my freaking mask on even though i'm sitting in the car for the reason not to wear my mask i get up and they were just being an actress moses out of nowhere comes running because he was in getting starbucks i'm like what the hell like he came because he's like on it to protect me and he's like right there whatever and then they're like you're you're the jew or something right what did they say to you something in hebrew like hi you know we said no but they called you a jew they're like you're the jew boyfriend or something yeah they said something weird like that and i was like what the [ __ ] well then they were also like trying to speak hebrew right that's what oh right yeah there were anyways it was probably yeah and then there was guys and there was like four of them anyways so moses's go-to now is just to be like coveted whatever but he's good anyways he probably say listen we don't okay whatever no videos if there's i have to someone asked me seven different times in a target she came up to me seven different times started saying hi to people and i was like i can't do this anymore and i like i do lose my [ __ ] sometimes honestly like seven times seven seven did she not come up seven separately i said no and she kept coming back no i said yes the first time say hi to karen okay say hi to me all right all right i'd be like all right well you know i don't have a cameo but that's gonna be about 500 dollars per video yeah i said listen i don't want to do a video but i'll take a photo it went viral though because she was already filming so then it went viral people like rob romney's such a like [ __ ] what i mean you can't understand how annoying it is to be on public and like a photo is one thing but when people start taking a video it's like this presumption that you owe them this time it's like a photo is one thing like snap saying hi is if one thing like hi how are you nice to meet you thanks for watching the videos like say hi to my sister i mean what like now i'm in a conversation with somebody on the phone i mean i have to say hello and goodbye you have to think of something it's a [ __ ] house making fun of me like sometimes i'll say hi to someone and i see that on tick-tock being like oh my god look at her she's a [ __ ] loser doing a cameo like they like say it's like it's not a cameo anyways i i say no videos no videos anyway he's in love peace and love circle alive don't ask moses too like ask me if you're gonna ask ask me because moses is gonna be my my nosh it's covered well why do you want people to ask you then because then i'll say okay like i don't like when people ask permission like from from moses like like you saw me walk come ask me i don't know i think it's a little like [ __ ] oh okay yeah i don't know yet i love you i know you probably don't like me but hey if you want to come in front of me there's an open seat here veto we have a look alike maybe we can get um a b in when he comes vetoing that welcome i wasn't included in that the h3 look alike hello oh i don't know why i didn't make the meme you do look like aziz ansari yeah thank you you know um that's so crazy um oh we had a soundbite competition you were in the finalists the [ __ ] you dan first uh shout out to the fans i heard i tried to watch it was four hours yeah it's funny so stupid so by the way here i wa before why did you go four hours we had a lot to talk about what do you want well people like there's a lot of show i'm out here i'm doing my thing i'm getting i'm doing a service for the people where's our enemies are we over nfts i was like so excited about now they're not ready they'll be here next week can we do a live auction sure trisha you you yeah wow imagine how i feel every time you bring up impulsive it's unfucking believable yeah well at least my story's good my story is actually good i'm like yours about impulsive i don't even know where i was going sometimes i don't know where i'm going on these stories today okay well listen you always talk about how you don't think the foot army the wiki feet foot soldiers thing is funny here's proof that it's funny proof [ __ ] literal irrefutable proof i made a discovery last week i thought oh i'm not on wiki feet and i it was kind of nice because like i didn't have to see what people thought of my feet right but i've been known you're on i didn't know there was a separation from wikifeet and wikifeet men where like men have their own website and you know what when i went and googled myself the other day to see if i was on wiki feet i was highly offended to find that i have a one star rating come on do you got to admit that's awesome that's foot soldier army how do you know it's you you're who do you think's giving him one stars out that we run this [ __ ] maybe rylan has ugly feet i'm [ __ ] keen holy [ __ ] on wiki feet and you know what i have some great feet photos on here about it too that's what shows your nation tell me that's not funny i dare you right now i don't think it's your people how do you know it's your people doing it my god you can't give me credit for anything dude it's obviously footnation who do you think find you on wikifee i went on i think it's like wikipedia or something i'm number one it's easy to find the men thing yeah it's on the man um bro you literally can't acknowledge how funny that is that he went to wiki feet no looked himself up and he had one star he had one star of all your gigs that's the least funny that's like vape nation's funnier than that dude i'm telling you this friendship sometimes feels uneven like i ride for you so hard especially when it comes to like rylan i've literally gone out of my way and tanked the wiki feed on violence and meanwhile you coming here talking up logan paul who literally wants to kill my whole family and my dogs who wants to assassinate me and you're coming here talking about like i just said why why don't i get the same response logan paul i denounce him now no you don't you don't keep watching it now you've you've already denounced him and then came back and said you loved him so whatever this is the final this is the final i will never talk i will never even watch impulsive i don't believe you i just they're my motivation to work out he's so buff i want to look like there's lots of buff and people in the world people say they watch our podcast with food yeah so that so impulsive you watch we've got more we've got more people there's probably way more fat people in the united states than first of all hello shout out to our fans people with eating disorders they don't feel as bad if when we're eating like we should eat more on the show because they feel more comforted i know you can't now because you're on a diet but when i hope that we have more to offer the world than just eating being fat orange chicken we had that one time we should eat that on camera because that was so good okay okay that's the best chicken i've had i love worn chicken i have more chicken and pan express i've made orange chicken okay good that's nice we should do that when you're when you're comfortable again when you're i just need a couple weeks yeah detox maybe but then i'm down i'm on the orange chicken train um okay before we move on free it's protein well it's deep fried and bread and like crazy sugary sauce but you don't eat the rice no orange chicken is not is terribly unhealthy just to be just to be straight up can i talk about one other thing or do you have something else one time one more thing i gotta bring up anyone okay i do have one more thing here but you can go ahead and uh the bad baby thing i am so like okay i'm glad like good for her bad baby made a million dollars in like 60. the only fancy i think it's disgusting if you signed up for it you guys are disgusting like a freshly turned 18 year old like just you're like waiting for her to turn 18 and show the nudes i think that's so gross she's like you all been asking for it i turned 18. two days exhausting at first i thought she like made it before she turned 18 but i was like oh thank god if you're signing up for bad babies only fans and that's no hate to her because she's young or whatever but you're you're a piece of [ __ ] you're disgusting she's she's still a teenager you're nasty like you're disgusting dude the crazy thing about bad baby is like i've always thought she's way older like when i first saw her i was like i looked up and i was like she's 14 you know what i mean not not i was just just i feel bad because here's my thing right i support sex workers 100 it's just like my stance is this and i still say it like wait till you're like 25 to know that you really want to do sex work i like you're still young at 25 you still can look 18 at 25 whatever but like you may regret it 18 years old it's good advice because like i know people who did porn at like 18 the problem is that you pro like there's this really uh vulnerable age between like 18 and you know 25 where you really need to make money and you don't know what to do with your life you know what i mean okay but i don't think she's in that position i'm not judging her i'm just saying no no no no i'm trained i'm just telling 18 25 year olds there's there was another young girl 23 that got hot in this like situation and i felt bad for her everyone was kind of attacking her but i felt bad for her because at 23 you don't know i don't even know if she's nude it might just be like the like the bikini pick kind of thing that i've seen other girls i don't know i haven't seen it yet but if you're if you're under the age of 25 don't you only i agree though it's it's amazing how many thirsty [ __ ] signed up for that [ __ ] like holy [ __ ] if you're like lusting after like a newly turned 18 year old you're gross yeah there's plenty 21 year olds that look 18 like just go for them like there's a whole porn category i mean james charles got a whole probably ruined the whole guidebook no he hasn't followed it but he's got the guidebook how did it date the oldest youngest looking person possible by james charles james also makes me want to puke um okay let me get on because i have i have a few more things to get to that we need to talk about before we get to wor world war ii doing the same mistake we're running out of time dan how long we've been going about 50 minutes [ __ ] we have 10 minutes to talk about this or we're not going to get i was just going to say i feel i was frustrated that we can't stay on track but i thought you were faking your trust because no i don't do okay here you posted let's focus we're not i'm not going to get derailed you posting memes now well this is what we have to save money for our same time for oh full screen right sorry [ __ ] idiot oh my god this is not that so you go i told you i'm not sleeping you stupid frog do you know what this meme is this is the evil kermit mean right and you know and then so like a good okay so good i don't know what the caption means though the captions that kind of just went uh because agent i just kind of went like free agent yeah because i guess a good a proper meme would be like me gets in bed at 9 00 p.m also me stays up till 4am watching netflix oh yeah i saw those but i didn't like those okay that's funny don't you think mine was funny it didn't really make sense but i like that you're trying next up we have another meme this one squinting lady i like this girl squinting ladies is classic i like her okay i see you again again very very literal but literally funny last time i was on here he's like that's literal it's funny okay i see you i mean okay okay what would your caption be well the thing is like you can't just make a me like the memes need to be frustrated so if everyone's just like okay i see you like that's the literal okay so what's the meme take on it it's like me it's like me seeing the it's like me looking me looking for the uh sexual partners of james charles over 25. ah right because the whole thing is like she's she's looking carefully oh like you're trying really hard to find yes yes i was going the same route thank you dan okay something like that would be appropriate not bad and then uh me trying to me trying to find me seeing 15 and whatever dan stole my joke sorry me trying to spot uh someone over eight yeah [ __ ] and this is one you posted this one's for you this one got the most likes of all of them jewish that's yeah i was thinking of you and that mean that you showed me on the show can you explain this one because i didn't get it you showed me the meme on the show you are jewish we had passover that was so she's trying is the lady trying to figure something no that's your meme you showed me on the show and you are jewish so it's a meme so it's a whole little story we looked at this meme together and i'm jewish if you know you know right wow that's what people know in the comments and that's why it has the most likes because they knew they watched frenemies i think they were just shocked by how odd it was jewish i thought it was funny it's very meta it was for you thank you i didn't understand oh and then here's an actual meme that crushed on our oh this was a meme that i actually thought was great and thank you so much for saying it you tweeted at me uh and you said h3 productions that's me best friend memes yeah now that's a good meme thank you that's [ __ ] awesome just taking a photo yeah a screenshot of your phone i was trying to find one that pertained to us but i didn't get them so i didn't know what was like offensive what i did let me just oh and then there's another one just since we're into they made a trisha doing the math meme wow i said trisha trying to figure out how to send me a meme wait you posted this yeah in response to yours i didn't see so wow there you are you've been uh you're in the meme verse i can't close this window okay there it is i like it thank you so much i'm done with the meme though please stop me meaning me well i don't know it doesn't work like that here here's one that got a lot of likes on the subreddit trisha meme living an extra 10 years no dying with a belly full of nuggets yes i mean they just took what i said on the show not really it's based on the drake name i made that meme i know they're paying homage to your great joke okay so it's not meme they're just joke stealers that's most of me to be honest they're paying amish to you look at they love you and here you are calling them joke thieves well okay james charles update before we get started i'm going to move it on out of now just a quick james charles update since um his apology there has been a total get ready drumroll please 15 boys in total have made allegations against james for sending an appropriate message and nine of them are miners congratulations james charles those are major league numbers right there boy nine miners have come forward with receipts against james charles that boy is in the hall of fame it's mind-blowing he's right he's right up there with like barry bonds you know mark maguire you remember when he broke that home run record that's james charles it's just like all the people liking his photo the video too like all the likes and support now it's like well just goes to show how i think if anything it just goes to show how his young fans don't his fans are young because anyone with a [ __ ] brain right who's over 18 right yeah there's nobody over 18 that still supports james right that's impossible pewdiepie he defended james from the tati video he defended oh that's old he was collab with um james charles that unsettled me but it was filmed before like the controversy blob i think but he has something to say about everybody he doesn't have anything to say about this considering he just collapsed with him maybe she should be like ah i don't support this [ __ ] i have not caught up with pewdiepie so i can't say definitively if he has or has not said anything he hasn't i haven't i watch him i keep up with him do you watch everybody how much how much people do you watch well i do a lot of working out i'm always on the elliptical and i watch people isn't he just like usually making minecraft videos and [ __ ] like yeah but like listen to him talk because i always think like oh maybe he's going to mention some team i see i used to never watch him i didn't give an f about him well anyways so nine miners folks nine miners so shout out to james what was that thing what's that what'd you just close out uh it was robbie malik what is that oh i had i was trying to find the bra i was trying to find that we were talking about it earlier i was trying to find the fat picture you were talking about we already showed it okay okay i know this is from forever guys i'm trying so hard to keep this show on this show so i know but somebody's got to keep it on the rails maybe i want to go on the ramey malak rail we already been on the rummy relic rail how many times from a longer you want to talk about romney malek you dream about roman value you talking about romney malik you're [ __ ] obsessed are you watching dude this whole life is about romney a b looks like romney alec you want to have him on a guest really yes okay done what if he did that's so meta i'd be like i remember when you're fat you can't hide from me you would be yeah okay okay and then oh and then just a shout out to more morphe right yeah i can't believe it's morphe that just didn't seem right i thought it was morph morphe like morphe is just like i like morph better yeah i don't really get that because morph is like morphine morpheus cosmetics they support trash people and your product sucks it's overpriced and it caused me to break out morphy you suck keep supporting jeffree star james charles and all these other well morphy um is still promoting james products despite uh james confessing to having inappropriate contact with two miners and six confessing to actual miners here's their post saying oh his pigment is poppin they dropped shade morphs quickly and they said x james charles palette let's go look at him popping off the screen oh wow look at him popping off the screen he could almost pass says 18 folks there's a 16 year old he could almost pass the 16. let's get him in with this is a good promo to get into the dms of james charles folks brought to you by morphe palace and noah back saying oh he can bounce back from this you don't bounce back from being an actual p word i hate morphy i hate morphy so much like besides having a [ __ ] product you're just [ __ ] people that you're supporting this like because of this this is why james keeps going and keeps driving because he has morphe like paying his bills he doesn't need anything else oh yeah he has like more declining his pockets and you guys are disgusting and gross i mean he admitted to it it's not even like let's stop with the you know allegation it's not allegations he admitted to it it's a crime that's it like we talked about it because it happened and we both talked about it individually so it's like i didn't want to talk about individuals but like yeah he was like uh he's like yeah i did it he's like yeah i did it i'm sorry did you talk just a bit there was a youtuber that went to prison for 10 years who's in prison i don't know if you want to i know we have to do the satisfying what i want to do we're almost done we've almost got there we've almost made it through this youtuber austin jones interestingly i didn't know about this you told me about it austin jones is a former musician who was active on youtube from 2077 2017 wow 10 years he's an old-school one prior to his arrest for production of child p-word in 2017 he was at so he was asking underage girls to twerk for him he had to apologize we're so sorry you know sound familiar james was like look i'm sorry what can i we're gonna work through this we're all together gonna work through this well this guy austin jones is in prison currently serving a 10-year sentence in federal prison um shout out to his he was asking for underage girls james is asking android guys and i really do think there is like once again that sort of mentality where we always talk about it where it's like if it's happening to guys it's like not as serious as if it's happening to girls well clearly i feel like if this was girls would be like on fox news with tucker and fox news went to prison james charles it would be like this whole if it was young girls would be tucker cars and be like our girls are under under attack by but oh well it wouldn't be like uh youtube is destroying our culture and our young girls are under attack and this predator is online to be like a whole media frenzy about it but then it's like oh you know it's crazy it's so fun that's like the most frustrating thing it's so frustrating it's so frustrating well anyways he's promoted he's like getting dropped like we love james i can't so i wanted to ask you actually do you think he's gonna be totally fine coming out of this it's hard to tell like long-term no but maybe like short-term yeah but like it'll happen it's just like with anybody after a certain amount of time and it does catch up to them because because you know what like these people who are sick like this they keep doing it normal people be like i got caught not gonna do it again but sick people like can't help themselves but do it again he's sick because he's apologized he's been accused of this he's been given eli made this great point where we talked about it on friday she's like he's already got his second chance right and now he's back here apologizing for having done it like what now we know like 15 times like chances the top thing like all of that yeah so i think now that people are i think he's gonna keep making videos but now he's not i think all these mega celebs and brands are not gonna want to associate with him so i mean i guess that's like getting closer to like getting him help because he's like literally sick and he'll keep doing it and like these you know 16 year olds will it's just so this is so gross well anyway i analyzed the whole [ __ ] video on friday at uh painful detail so if you want to watch that that's there but it's four hours long don't well you got time to watch everybody's [ __ ] content on youtube i watched it you watched all of it no you did it i did i did i tried to be cool like i watched it i did i had benny hannah my belly was full i was like you washed all four hours yeah i had my blanket so this was his mom he came home at chocolate so we watched the end of it you were still going with mother's day aren't you excited that you were in the final round of the sound bite battle i was but you guys were kind of [ __ ] on me being like um we should put her in the same category why do you pretend like you weren't watching i don't know i tried to be cool it's not cool it hurts my feelings oh really i don't want to be like a noob and be like okay so the last history podcast was really good you know what i mean i don't want to be that prison yeah but you're also kind of like you don't have to be like i watch everything but like you're like i want literally no i watch everything because i watch it oh okay okay okay well thank you i'm glad well my fear was going to be tricia to church a head off and it would be like i don't like that though and then you guys were like oh thank god like it was no it was love to you it was just that it wasn't left to me it really was i had two categories that were killing it and you guys were like we should just put it as one we messed up and i was just we should have i mean they were why because i killed all the other ones obviously my songs were better than half the sounds you guys chose so you're welcome well didn't win and then because you guys were pushing so hard like oh not trisha no this one has to win so of course people are gonna be like okay you never had a chance against shout outs well it one-handedly it beat everybody it even be the semen is a ton of type of milk it well too long if i'm being honest yeah yeah yeah it went it went while we were having some technical issues we kept scratching strawball anyway we actually made it through everything we wanted to talk about hi and so how much time do we have left uh let's so let's just get started i like the h3 i just watch it if you talk about me i like it when you talk about me on it thank you you're like trisha had a good take and i'm like oh thank you i get excited yeah i gave you so i gave you lots of love i even showed one of your tweets i was like trisha was on point on fire with this slam dunk broke about like you're a celebrity when i'm watching you on tv and i'm like oh my god a celebrity is talking about me oh really that's good yeah um we we have uh plenty of time for this segment hold on hold on before we move on i i know that there will be a lot of comments uh saying why didn't you guys talk about this if we don't did both of you see the fact the snl sketch about david dobrik oh yeah i mean it was it was good what are you saying like that oh you're so rick you're like well it was fine it was funny i mean i just thought it was a trip that they made an snl school about no that's so true all tweets were like finally a sketch not written by 75 year olds like they were relevant they were like current and i love okay i hate kyle mooney but i like love him but i hate him why do you hate him because he's from youtube i was like oh he gets it but it was funny i feel like it wasn't enough about david dobrik to be like a total diss on him it totally was it was just like youtuber apology culture jp's jp pranked next week they totally had the kissing prank they had the black hoodie they had these apologies i think so yeah and what was the name it wasn't it was like a play on vlog squad it was like the yeah you're the prank prank and then they had the second apology he goes hey guys a lot of you said my first apology wasn't sincere but now it is because now i'm on the floor like he was definitely like oh wow it's very specific no i watched it i thought it was funny kai mooney drives me not so but like probably a fan of the show if anyone is we could probably land kyle mooney and here you are talk [ __ ] our one fan no you know he's that type that thinks he's real like cool because he's like a writer on snl and he's jewish oh you don't make any sense get your [ __ ] now you're being all anti-semitic there's one sketch okay and then we can go i promise but there is one sketch that is so you know i watch it every day and i hate it so much it gives me so much rage and i can't stop it watching i watch it every day every day it's with gal gadot kyle mooney and who's the other guy that's his partner i forget his name someone else and it's the girl like the last fry have you seen that sketch it's so it literally makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out it is so awful i feel that way about most the sketches on that show to be honest really i can't watch it it's just it's so fun like like sometimes they hit it's but but mostly there's so many that are so bad that it's like it makes me want to physically [ __ ] die and frankly i'm not even going to blame it in the comedians on the show because it's so hard to blame him no i'm not going to do that because it's so hard even when you go back to like the apparent golden days of snl it's the same you know that's not true it is true it's so hard to make sketch comedy every [ __ ] week like that that half of it is going to be dog ship just by the very nature of it king tut originated on snl king tut i think that [ __ ] is so [ __ ] good but it's so dumb this is why they're gonna ask me to host and not you so bye oh really i don't know oh really when i host i'm not going to even mention vietnamese i'm not going to even give a shout out they're going to be like you might know yeah you'll probably give a shout out to impulsive yeah shout out to my best friend shout out to my best friend logan paul in his as impulsive i love him i even thought about wearing like teddy fresh on the show i'm not gonna even do it on my monologue now i'm gonna come out and i'm not gonna wear i'm gonna wear maverick clothing that's what i'm gonna wear all mapped out i did think about wearing teddy fresh for you but i was like no not anymore okay in your big fantasy well you're not going to get any [ __ ] talking and being ended calling would you call him a jew i'm a you said we're jews at the beginning of the show he said no i very clearly made the distinction that not you i said us as in like the against on the proverbial side of the table i'm not discriminating about something you're not oh my god you got to check yourself i love this sketch i thought it was like really i thought it was really interesting that it became mainstream and noted as other people have noted that david doberg's dream was to be on snl like he's always talked about that that was like his life and he made it yeah that is that's brutal i didn't know that but that's he was working towards it you know oh everyone was like this is our generation jimmy fallon which i never really got that comparison anyways because like he's not a toxic host but well he wanted to be yeah no that was his goal to me my my nightmare job would be a talk show host it's like you have to sit there and flatter celebrities and get it stand there and care it's like i don't [ __ ] care about once some and then like they're not even like most of the times they're not even famous they're like from some really obscure [ __ ] shitty cop show that you don't give it's like wow what was that like oh oh tell me about that spirit you had looked like like everything's so [ __ ] funny it's so fake i would die before i became a talk show host thank you i'll become a talk thank you for my coming to my ted talks fine all right we'll be ryan and kelly and i'll be just kelly also i'd rather die than go on saturday night live cause it just seems like a lot of work not because i'm opposed it just seems like a lot okay lazy i just it's like i'll take it i'll be on it yeah you're not you're if you go on if you go on saturday night live i will what's something really valuable i could put on the line like what i'll cut my arm off my whole arm i don't put your arm on jesus if you go on snl that's a threat if you go on snl i'll cut my [ __ ] arm off oh my god he's so dark let's do this obviously i don't want moony writing for me though you're not getting [ __ ] because now he's a superstar with that sketch everybody's shouting out his name i love kyle mooney he's awesome at jewish brothers we we dogs don't listen to this [ __ ] fake phony ass jew dogs for life jews ride hebrew hammer [ __ ] let's go all right next we are back and we are on the rails officially we are on to the segment part i don't like that you get to conduct this train but okay okay all right today we are doing we're doing satisfying can they see that camera with their arms in the shop because look how fat my arm compared to yours go like this flex it flex it no flex your arm oh my god look at your forearm how skinny you are and your bicep oh my god you're so skinny next to me i have huge forearms so they look like popeyes anyways okay you're off the rails today today we are doing oddly satisfying i will take the butcher knife you can get the dental tools and we are going to what the [ __ ] can i ask what is this i find this so disturbing and weird turns off the soap yolks you like what is the purpose of this thing it's meant for carving clay oh okay that makes sense carving clay yeah like sculpting um yeah so we're gonna carve soap okay so what i have no idea what we're doing ian is conducting this ian uh yeah so the first one is uh uh soap cutting kind of shaving it making lines it's supposed to relax me and make me feel oddly satisfied with the audience right yeah everyone's supposed to be relaxed now everyone relax which soap should i do let's do dial you got this because you're the cheapest bro we got lush bruh we got this expensive yeah there's some fancy soaps there oh yeah okay lush okay so we're gonna do we're just gonna shave some dial here we go everybody here we go everybody relax now you got to be quiet though relax do we have zen music relax relax that is fun oh my gosh get a good streak going it's like peeling off the skin on my meanwhile there's like kids in africa who could be washing with the soap we can donate oh wait we'll gather up the shavings and ship it off to africa oh here's our here's our soap shavings this is nice though is that relaxing you yeah it's kind of nice can you imagine just sitting alone in your office and just shaving stuff like i'd be like there's something wrong with this i love it but you know what i mean yeah oh baby it's like face peeling oh my god why did you say that that was so weird oh i'm so relaxed this style soap is doing something to me wow these are nice when you get that long piece it's like getting peeling off sunburn let's see who can take the longest piece let's do this into a competition all right well i've already been going on the back but okay okay ready here we go long piece challenge got it all the way down thank you sorry wait let me see that fat piece of yours oh my god oh i just broke it okay let me do it not that big i can do oh my god relax that's pretty fat you beat that loser relax oh my god okay fine i didn't know we're going for the fatty award i thought we're going for the longest no it's longest it doesn't matter how fat it is well you just said fat ah i mean that one's that's a that's a world record i come on we got a good one okay i think trisha's first was probably the winner but well now i never know yeah all right because it's no because now it's not even oh man all right oh thank you ian oh chalk sounds like i hate shock i'll do it i hate everything about chalk which cut you have a color preference here we hate everything about chalk i hate the sound i hate the feeling i don't like anything about chalk it makes me very uncomfortable does theodore play with chalk yes and i try to draw with him on the concrete and it just i i do it because i love theodore obviously but like it's torment do you ever wonder how he turned out so cute well his mom you think it's all well yeah that's true i guess i feel like our baby will turn out super cute because oh that's kind of nice it's not like a chalky sensation it is kind of nice guys ready for this oh it kind of like here let me give you some asmr here instead of mike is this the worst segment i like how it just kind of bursts yeah that's nice look at that so much i feel like relax everybody relax relax [Applause] stupid why didn't you get the blast trying to relax why are you calling me stupid ah because that aesthetic would have been so nice go black dare you you know the mental hospital they give you crayons but not with the wrappers on them because they don't want you to choke on the wrapper they think you'll kill yourself by swallowing the rabbit rapper isn't that friend yeah well you could choke on the cringe dude when i was in the point maybe that's not why they do it i was in fifth grade i [ __ ] you not a kid shoved a crayon up his nose so far he started bleeding out of his nose and he couldn't get it out and a hospital and an ambulance had to come so you won't talk about rapper danger no the crayon itself is a threat neutralize it do you do that on a dare or something no he's just [ __ ] like just put a crayon up his nose nobody dared him i put a candle stick with my ass one time yeah you mentioned that a lot trisha oh well i was just trying to compete with that story why do you mention that is that like that's the only thing i've had traumatic happen to me i was trying to think of another hospitalization give me the context of the candle story because you mentioned it all the time so i went through i was just really high and i was like escorting and the guy your client wanted to put a candlestick up here yeah i was like kind of chubby but like chubbier than the other escorts so i was just like the girl i would do anything so i'm like you want to do something [ __ ] get trish your name was your escort name was ten t-e-m oh t-e-m t-e-n ten oh like number ten circle but i would tell people i'm from tennessee i'm like oh i'm tanks i'm from tennessee oh you got a candlestick up your ass circle alive oh cause it was a circle on the bottom that's crazy all right what's next yes thank you thank you with peace and love this is amazing i need to start hiring like someone to help me out in life like this just like this would be so much easier to have someone to help me in general isn't that what moses is for oh yeah but i need to do find someone i can pay to do it so i feel like not guilty about it like i feel guilty that he helps me so much so i need to find someone that i can like hey it's hard man it's hard to find good people can you guys email me if you have a resume i need to find my own group of people you have your h3 boys i need like i don't know what you mean your tricials like skittles trish tricials oh okay animal girls candlestick girls i like go ahead what's next uh so this is called kinetic sand oh you uh oh this thing kind of smush it mash it cut it i do this with uh theodore so okay i'm kind of an expert already i'm just saying i'm familiar with kinetic and it is cool i am not a [ __ ] two-year-old so this [ __ ] is a little like cool i'm two years old i'm playing with kinetic sand dope wow cool epic you're doing it wrong smells kind of good no it doesn't what is the point of this it's just it's it's sand that sticks together so it is really cool like theodore loves it because he loves playing with sand but unlike normal sand it like acts almost like a like a clay it's re it's cool i like it it is cool yes theodore loves it what kind of [ __ ] insane chemicals is this made out of yeah that's what i wonder too because i've played with something that is really syrupy and sticky and i'm like oh boy you gotta squeeze it between your fingers like this but you can you can make it into like a ball and then it just like drips kind of interesting part of it don't you don't tell me how to be satisfied are you calling with that no who says look at you you're mushing they're like no this is what you do pull your mic in front of you okay you didn't have your mic in front of you the beginning this episode you're like i don't want to be mean to you now you're like wow you don't have a microphone yeah well you spend your whole [ __ ] episode talking about logan paul and ramy malik stupid you're such a hater okay i got a big-ass ball and now i'm gonna put it on the knife and see what happens oh look at me i think i found something i think i found something all day satisfying you're just letting gravity cut yeah oh that's [ __ ] sad i think i just discovered something i think you did that was nice and i see trisha's on the level of theodore my two-year-old just and i'm here innovating and you're just smashing it what did you do let it drop innovated you're going to see this on tick tock whether you've got a bajillion views here you want to see it again slow-mo no nobody wants to see it i'm kind of over this one to be honest i mean i love peace and love but this one i'm over wait well wait no no oh god it wasn't that great honestly yeah step in front of it please one more time for everyone who got wrong somebody care oh my god oh my god sorry ian thank you i do like that i don't think dan likes it we have a fan oh what is this i like this this i like all right so whoa it's cold and wet this one's called floral foam you slice it chlorofoam you sniff it and pass out not chloroform floral foam floral so you cut off little slices of it little pieces kind of slow cut it you have a knife to your left too me oh no ethan you have one over there trying to come for my knife this turned into a way different show oh my god it's scary i get triggered like a samurai sword like a little is that our thumbnail oh that's a good idea so you cut pieces and then uh over the tin you can kind of squeeze it and water comes out how thick do we do it as thick as you want it mommy mommy daddy like the chlorofoam what is the purpose of this well i think it's for gardening what is the purpose of this i use it to make fl uh flower arrangements why it holds the stem inside of it you like you jam the stem into it and then i think because it's uh it's incredible how many pro like people just made a product for that it feels good though i do like it but i think it keeps the flowers fresh because it's there's water in it right so it's able to like genius dude i kind of want to just go for the whole thing yeah i think it feels so good oh yeah i want to do that i love that you guys you have to feel it but wow that is a nice oh look it doesn't look satisfying it looks ugly it's juicy that's a lot of water this thing is filling up go ahead trisha try that it's really good that nice daddy yeah he makes things so weird okay there's a paper towel do you not like it like i liked it you're struggling the things you say hmm daddy i don't like it how do you not like that's my favorite that's my favorite yeah i love that wow there's paper towels i want to get in the bath of this stuff kind of the water feels so like relaxing and nice and it's like you should take a bath in this that should be the best episode once it's squished down like this i'm not into it anymore though paper towel all right now i hate it on my feet oh thank you thank you thank you hmm it is like relaxing though it's like it's so cold and nice i don't like the mush bucket i like it pure the mush bucket oh my god right next so we're making slime i've never made slime okay i know it's like we're making slime this looks like slime already this looks like it's already made what is that so that that's just glue why would you just assume you can it's probably you can't eat it because kids play with it no it's if it's kid's safe it's trish you're safe so that's okay yeah you'll be fine that's the consistency that you're aiming for is that thing you got your hand on there this is our goal yeah so see that big bottle in front of you oh crap yeah the elmer's yeah you want to add a couple t uh teaspoons at a time daddy here yes that's what you say no i said it one time and it was because you're weird daddy here play with this yeah i don't think that's the point i think we're supposed to be making this i think we're gonna have a goal to attain i want you to know what your goal is goal obtained [Music] watch out with a knife oh my god it's always the people that people think are normal they're the ones that kill people people think you know what you know what i disagree lately i've i've i've changed the saying too it's always the people you most expect absolutely that's very not true i feel like it's 100 gajillion percent true it's always people you most expect no it's gonna be you that murder somebody exactly it's gonna be you all right what do we do all right so that big bottle in front of you the glue yeah you want to add like maybe two teaspoons at a time until you get that nice slime consistency got measuring things too but that seems about right you don't want to go too gloomy what is this stuff magic liquid elmer's to make some oh this is just to make slime yeah elmer's is probably on this [ __ ] i didn't even know elmore's was still around elmer's got special slime so what so what is it it's just slime juice that's to make it kind of crunchy and and crispy yeah but you want to mix it up too like i like my glue of crunchy like my chicken you don't even like chicken you told me you don't like chicken last time i like chicken what do you know you don't act like you know anything about me i do you're like i don't like mac and cheese i don't like chicken and i said i'm gonna be making cheese and chicken you're like oh i could pass that meal i was like okay elitist you literally don't know anything about me you literally said that last time [Music] that's a lot okay news a lot man you're gonna lose i love that you lose all the competitions in front of me and the only way you win is by cheating [Laughter] this is the opposite of satisfying this is so stressful i feel my satisfying get me thank you mine feels good i don't know what y'all are on about i got the goo i got the what is the [ __ ] that was in the bowl already that was glue oh so you mixed the their glue dude elmer has got this this vertical rock yeah they've got the glue and the magic glue i think i need more something i don't think you need more anything you literally took everything i think i need more magic solution or glue or something this is mine's satisfying this is not satisfying me this is horrific it looks kind of cool though no can yours can you slime it out or no ew yours is not satisfying it's way too much yours isn't gooey though it's not slimy like this this is like a [ __ ] dude i'm just saying this is like your ball sack that's true my balls have been drooping in my older i can imagine i can tell that energy from you oh it's inevitable it's not inevitable i've been with people that were 50 years old and have tight ones well it gets well sometimes it's tight sometimes it's loose oh it's just welcome to the male anatomy hello maybe yours not every male don't speak for every minute oh we all as far as i'm aware gravity affects us all and you should know something about that what's that mean i don't know figure it out my boobs are saying i don't know well that is an issue that you know women have to deal with that's why you get a lift i've gotten three already and i need another one here put that in i'm in what and your br i found got your new image oh that's pretty okay which one's more satisfying i mean yours is really too runny but that's the point no but this one's thick and like look this one is like there's goodbye not satisfying this is satisfying okay daddy oh my god you're the one saying this weird kink here you want to tell me which one's more status i think i need more magic ew this [ __ ] ain't magic okay let's have an asmr battle like everything okay let's do it here battle listen relax everybody relax turn up the volume no people at home not you dude okay and come tell me whose is more satisfying come on impartial impartial judge on the satisfaction level take this oh i don't like that that's pretty good okay i always win always always always always how can we win every competition we do because you're the best thank you that was nice of you will you try at least to hold mine no it's not satisfying it really isn't it makes me feel like words are on my hand all right i'll try yours i don't like yours it's too good it looks like it feels like warts that's that's what my balls look like yours looks gross man it's it's not good thank you finally not getting hurt i don't even like looking at it i don't know it just bothers me it looks diseased it does it's beautiful [ __ ] dare sit here and judge my slime it looks like this time is about individuality it's about creating creativity it's about expressing yourself and for you all to sit here and judge my slimes absolutely [ __ ] disgusting you're all cancelled your slime has smallpox that totally is that was your tourette's or no stop what are you you just went off on your entire crew and i don't know if that was real tourette's or you were being funny i guess that's part of my charm because he just said draw fire you're all canceled i'm like is this joking he's joking i'm gonna sound like one really you think i'm canceling my crew over there criticism of myself i think it might be your condition okay you're you're the neuro you're the neurologist i watched your eyebrow episode from years ago yeah and because i never i never thought it popped up after the h3 live and i'm like let me click on this oh yeah ethan's eyebrows because i have like you guys but you don't do that anymore that's what i'm saying did it get cured no because it used to be bad i went to go watch some old ones it's like oh yeah but you don't do that at all anymore i watch our friends back no it takes people with tourette's ticks come and go in severity and they change to different things so it's not that it's cured or goes away it's just ticks are it's an odd condition it's like a stutter well no it's not like it's just it changes like sometimes like i'll wiggle my toes or something so i break on my toes too maybe i have it okay how come you don't talk about it more i love talking about it i think it's so interesting i'm gonna talk about it what do you want to know about it more stuff that jiggles than wiggles you want to know about this my jiggles and wiggles how about what else my dog bite wound is now covered in slime and styrofoam and glitter are you okay and we'll find out do we have a cake what's next let's get this slime out of here okay we're back and we've cleaned up that mess and what do we have before us so you've got elmer's goo elmer's make make a little pile of it make a pile dude when did elmer's take over the whole goo game yeah they're like killing it all about the game they're like we used to make glue now we make goo that's so weird dude they're stuck i'm gonna buy some elmer's glue stock that that goo money is probably crazy you know what i'm saying i hear you oh so what did i do why was i doing all this magic [ __ ] when elm already made perfect goo for me it's not slime it's goo yeah it's not oh it's a different phenomenon yeah yeah that's that's clearly yeah totally different phenomenon come on just so happens elmer's got him both cornered invest in elmer's i'm telling you ellen is going to be top company in the world soon i don't and then i have a feeling elmer's is owned by somebody oh like i don't think elmer's is publicly traded wait really dan that's not the point are we supporting like some evil or something do you think it's owned by you didn't tell me i was gonna have to look at myself today ian how do you look there's a mirror and i was like oh really i gotta look at myself now that wasn't part of the challenge yeah buddy dysmorphia i'm just kidding do you like looking at yourself in the mirror i don't like it but i i don't uh you don't shy away from it i i yeah i mean i it used to bother me a lot but now i i feel like i'm just very passive about it which is good i'm happy with that i love that love that we love mediocre so what am i supposed to do with this morphe james charles this is a rare this is a collector's item would there may not hopefully be many more of these we're going to be destroying it okay so use the little clay tools or the fork and we're trying to get this mirror out [Music] be careful with the oh my god ethan be careful with the knife okay we don't need to be seeing ourselves i think that's like the least problematic part of this palette you just threw out okay now did we pay for this you guys stole this right you steal this how much was this piece you bought it good how much was that oh you bought it second half yeah okay good good good good good second hand nobody's operation how much is this new it's like 40 bucks dude no 40 bucks in here so which tone do you think best matches a 16 year old boy you should do blacks or aesthetic it's a black boy no you don't want to be a 16 year old boy though like why do you want an aesthetic of that because it's james charles palette okay but oh my god okay i'm a black i'm a little i'm a six-year-old black boy i'm according to you so i don't know if that's offensive well you said it i literally think it's a black color because it's aesthetic okay here i'll add some other pigment so that it's not a racial thing what are we doing again what is this i think we're just we're we're kind of coloring our heads and you you mush the goo together and yeah we're going it up gooing it up i'm chanting on air and i'm going it up today this looks horrible i guess that black was probably picked black was probably a really bad call well you can you can tie dye it together i'll do it i'll do a furniture color oh yours goo is gonna be cooler thank you everything i do is cooler everything i do is going daddy oh my god what is are you penned up for something you're so extra today yeah you kind of got me charged up with the logan paul [ __ ] i didn't mean that kind of pent up you're saying daddy and moaning after everything we do oh because it's funny is it i think it's funny that creeps me out when you do it if you seen that tick tock where the guy goes yeah you silly goose yeah no it's so funny i am not saying that how have you not seen that it's a different tick tock than me clearly that's for sure okay let me just goo it up ooh so this is gonna be for our song pink and black it's called i have been writing it for real writing a song about us yeah and it's the snl inspiration we're doing it together you said you were gonna do the music video with me oh i didn't know that you i mean i said yes i didn't know that you had a concept already we're inspired by snl short parodies their songs okay and why did the girl eat the last i'm gonna take white because i need to lighten it like black and yellow but pink and black pink and black pink and black pink and black here let's see if the white helps because i need to lighten the situation up this is not good i don't really know how this what's the satisfying part the chalk or the slime right a good question right i think it's a bit of both okay mine dude bro this is just a mess this looks like the butter i made a clump of coal you told me to do black i thought that was a good idea black and it looks fine i don't know if it looks fine it looks like a uterus it's like a weird it looks like an alien birth out of a someone who's like impregnated by alien and they're [ __ ] i'm not pregnant this month i got my period just didn't quite do too it's so i was so sad i like kind of cried yeah because i was like seven days late and i thought for sure and i was sick from the the vaccine shot i'm like oh my god i'm sick this is for sure it and then well you mean either went through so much effort in this last month yeah and like man it's really sad ugh so yeah i'm adopting anybody who wants their kid adopted by me just reach out to me anyways yeah we're taking applications sure if someone emails me and says can you take my kid i would totally do that because that kid needs saving right you know i'm not sure can you just do that can you just give your kid to somebody yeah can you really yeah people leave their babies in a dumpster well not like a but you're not asking for a baby you're actually like a adult or like a child but you know like like what if james charles wants to adopt like a 15 year old bro you're a doc i know i was just gonna say you're trying to adopt the same because james is trying to molest nobody there's a whole mark these kids are in big demand these six-year-olds allen adopted two kids with his new wife suny i'm like how is that allowed he married his last adopted daughter that should give you hope you if he can adopt you can't do it you're like and do you have any credible accusations that you are sexually attracted to the kids he's like yes they're like okay great there's two options for you when i was in the bathroom i thought of the opening for my snl monologue it's going to be you cutting your arm off but like fake blood squirting everywhere okay because that was the swarm included okay yeah yeah i'm in trista's fantasy i'm in tricia's fantasy snl oh you're gonna watch out i'm gonna be the first person to post it okay this no piece of [ __ ] wait did that wait you're so angry right now you triggered you threw that at my head really hard it didn't even hit you oh my god stop being such a drama queen it literally didn't hit you okay but there's a knife close to you okay all right you did it to me it was just a light thing did it whack my head okay so that was just a lad thing all right sorry let's move on let's forget this happen let's put the glue okay let's put the glue back in the jar oh daddy daddy do you wanna hit me one more time cause i did two no i'm okay why not you're making me feel bad you want me to be honest okay if you want if you want me to yeah because i did two right okay sorry that was a little aggressive okay i thought we were having i appreciate the equality i'm ready ready i had your pants of course i was gonna hit your face we're equal there's no more hits you one more time there's no no there's no more slime whacking of fun okay you can whack me really well tell me where so i know to prepare no that's not the fun part okay daddy that was even on camera what are you chewing trying to jerk me off weirdo everything's so gross well what are you doing daddy daddy all right that was not satisfying ooh it's like nails on a chalkboard stop stop what do we do so this one is pain mixing just kind of get little little dabs of color and kind of swirl them with them so as i'm this is basically kindergarten like i'll be satisfying is just you're in kindergarten yeah could you imagine if we went to kindergarten [Music] what what's what am i imagining we'd have the best snacks our lunch boxes oh bro i used to hit like uh lunchables ah you did i had like with the crackers and the cheese and the hams like oh really the little red stick i was i was superior my mom sent me to school with a happy meal she gave me mcdonald's chicken nuggets from the day before and i had fries in the box wait you had a day old happy meal oh i loved it and kids loved it too like you have mcdonald's and i was like yeah you have a little peanut butter and sandwich [ __ ] sounds like child abuse are you kidding me everyone thought it was so cool that i had mcdonald's like my mom got it the night before and put it in the freezer it was illegal send your kid with dale mcdonald's to school that was the cool thing i was the cool kid i had the best everyone was like sometimes it feels cool to be a beaut okay and i'm just going to i don't want to get in too seriously yeah let's not because i think you have more trauma from your family than i did my family was amazing okay i'm not competing it's not a traumatic body shamed me not a body shaming olympics not a body i mean not a trauma olympics just because your parents unless you have fast food they shamed you i have fast food all the time what are you talking about or they said oh you're too skinny my parents never said i was too skinny are you probably i just i just find it odd that your mom would freeze a happy meal we i would get it the night before and we'd get it and would you rock with the toy would you save the toy or would you yeah because they thought it was a fresh one what would you would you get the toilet the day before would you open it at school with lunchables that's more child abuse those are toxins in there it causes infertility it's what causes infertility yeah whoa that's a revolution would you read that i read that in my infertility google search well like processed meats and stuff um you mean like chicken nuggets no how's your color going oh you didn't you wait oh you're just swirling that's what he literally said to do is i was trying to make like a pigment you know what i mean i'm trying to like make i'm trying to actually make a pigment over here so here let's we'll get some white in there going for kind of like a salmon kind of like a fall this is more of a fall i immediately stepped back from that it's more of a a beautiful autumn kind of cream right you see it i'm doing a hidden mickey you know yeah it looks like a diary on a plate mine looks like a picasso mickey hey once we get all vaccinated do we get to do the can i be a part of the h3 disney chip oh definitely you'll be there really would you ride a gatsby what's a guess oh like a mobility scooter i want us all to go on mobility so no that's like ablest i think it looks like a rolls royce well i think there's something again it is ableish right yeah but i definitely yeah you're i definitely would invite you and moses okay great otherwise we'll go the same day and get another vip trip and make sure that we're i wouldn't hate it guys yeah that'd be awesome well we'll be on mobility scooters yours will be in our dust oh and then i'm going to tweet about it you'll get canceled we should like we'll both be on pirates like both to boat be like [ __ ] talking [ __ ] and throwing stuff pirates that's my favorite ride there yeah it's kind of just chill right you just hang out there i like anything chill my last vip tour guy told me that leonardo dicaprio would smoke on the pirates of the character and she wouldn't stop him because he's too famous are you serious i swear to god you heard that right then can we cancel another dicaprio for that but i i mean i guess he was vaping she said he was vaping oh my god but that just fits right in leonardo dicaprio bothers me he's like 50. because he dates like 18 year olds yeah his dating his dating record is pretty bad and you're not cute anymore okay stop it they're obviously just like after you because you're leo you're no brad pitt let's put it that way you got a little puppy i mean he still looks good but it's time to date someone above the age of 25. welcome to the puffy but it doesn't feel bad to be like what's the age he hasn't dated anyone over like 26 or something it's like something like that you got to be his girlfriend and you're coming close you're like oh boy you start sweating what's wrong with you leonardo capra there's something wrong with you you sicko he likes young girls ugh at least there's nothing wrong with him at least there were 18 more i could say manipulation power control power manipulation i agree i mean you know gross date your own age so now what we're going to do to spice this up a little bit add a little bit of spice you don't want to make a cube i literally made a mickey mouse what are you talking about you don't want to make a hue like a color first of all look at all the colors ethan gets pink orange use my colors look at my colors brown poop white mustard here what the heck i wanted a pink that's why mine looks like eggs now we're going for salmon we got the green in there we're gonna mix it up right you're supposed to swirl it okay i'm over this this [ __ ] looks like a nightmare your [ __ ] looks like a [ __ ] paralysis demon oh i had one of those the other night the voices in my head tell me don't do it oh they don't say don't do it that's good right no don't do this project because the paint can be a little um what's it called like when you get high off paint a little huffy oh oh that sounds fun i'm you don't feel it i'm feeling it sorry i feel like i'm out of this thing because i feel like the slime maybe they gave you the toxic [ __ ] well i think from the get-go i got a little i'm out trish is on some weird [ __ ] that needs to be analyzed by a psychologist oh my god look who's talking you literally isn't a blob i was trying to make a hue self-portrait so deep bruh sit don't throw that out you're gonna save that portrait save that your blob don't throw that don't throw this out frame that make sure to sign it thank you i actually made something so this one's called paint boring paint boring pouring i was like boring you have all the colors you put in a you know a bunch of different ones in your jar mm-hmm on top of each other and then you slowly pour it on your yeah oh i like that i like that that's very nice so you mix it all in one jar yeah and you don't swirl it up you kind of put it on top of each other oh that's gonna be nice that's gonna be very satisfying mm-hmm i hope you're satisfied got it wait that one's like empty oh so should i not put a lot cause that one has like nothing in it i don't know yeah not a lot fascinating this is satisfying just watching it drip in there actually i love watching like this is the watching paint dry up yeah i know i was just thinking that too this is the episode i always dreamed about making i'm going dark colors i hope this is our most viewed uh podcast so we do this again it won't be you don't think no why would it be watching too big can i mention one more thing about impulse ever know listen this is your show right um they said they filmed the jeff weddick episode and they're like well it seems a little bit outdated now but we're going to put it up next week so they filmed it before our friend well that's nothing new he's apparently recording episodes four months ahead of time so they're gonna put it out it's just so stupid dude i can't wait to hear though i'm sure he like said wait so this was before he came on and got yeah roasted yeah oh boy yeah talk about dated so they're like but we're going to share this why would you publish that why would you publish that that's that's insane for two months training also jeff has got to be like please don't post that like i've already gone through this i already apologize and it's gonna be some all that [ __ ] of him being like well uh the article was written for money like you know what i mean like his defense is always me like trish is not credible i'm like oh i wonder if he says anything that's so interesting well it's fine people still keep discrediting me all the time did he why are you already pouring anything oh i thought i wasn't supposed to mix it [ __ ] i thought it was oh [ __ ] okay yep here can i get it back in look at what look at trisha's jar layer it look at trisha's jar put it in the jar and then you pour it don't do it i don't mind i layered it be careful with the paint because um you get it on the oh okay i didn't like these other colors but okay here i'll do it your guys way i'll follow the rules everyone wants me to follow the rules painting how come this one's empty there you go it's just the same colors oh my god you're gonna get the table stained and they just said be careful okay now what then you slowly pour it on the canvas that's what i was doing but you hadn't mixed it but you had you only have one color in your i had three colors they were dark colors doing something artistic now i got all these colors i don't even like okay this is too fast i mean like phone okay yeah this is epic someone's going to want to buy this let me turn this into an nft real fast cool it's all green you literally call it all my beautiful colors oh you're supposed to do it like that what i feel like you know this stuff this wasn't properly she just listened yeah [ __ ] you've seen this on tickets i actually have never but i'm just like why how he didn't say i think that's satisfying just i don't even know if this is satisfying i'm just doing it because it looks better than what you're doing at least it just looks like some movement you set me up i don't think i did well here hold on hold on maybe there's something interesting below because it's all oh my god it's all just green you guys is that going all over the table no one's buying that no it's not it's not it's well b just do it over there just do it over the white it is over the white it's not on the table underneath this green there's a masterpiece yeah you're right it's just hidden it's the occluded masterpiece here let me sign it can i sell it ethan can i take it ethan was here these will both be available and nfts only nfts man yours once again i'm improving my my merits as an artist here i'm oddly satisfied oh my god what was that thing you sent me about that author of americans like how did you know the author of american psychopath well i was kind of impressed i was like okay intellectual over here i just liked that quote and so how did you know he was the author of his name because i looked up who he was yeah i was so impressed i felt like we were having an intellectual conversation that day i was like well and then you do stuff like this and i'm like oh my god dumb ass you've seen this on tick tock i swear i i just you're like am i is this how you envision it because i don't even know i was putting i was did i was putting the colors in so carefully i was like dark hues interesting two minutes and then you all got [ __ ] all crazy on my ass i was doing my own thing and i had to scoop it back into the jar well i apologize i did not see that there were multiple colors in there exactly so you underestimate me i'm an idiot dark green and dark blue you think i'm an idiot and i wish that um me are you telling me or dan dan oh because i too think you're an idiot so i guess you weren't suggesting me sometimes you're like an idiot savant i agree like sometimes you're super dumb and then sometimes you're just like hyper smart are you really calling anyone a savant i mean what is gravity like stop i'm a savant too i agree yeah okay couple two two savants two fat savants the the lines are doing you some favors here though ethan that's that looks a lot more satisfying the last episode i really wanted he even gave me titles and one of them was like two fatties arguing and i wanted that so bad i was so sad you didn't go with that title i loved it oh because i thought i thought that um some people might i don't know be upset yeah be upset some people some i was thinking of titling the last episode two fatties arguing for two hours i mean no one's fatter than us that's for sure nope we're fat you're fat i look well you're fat fat fat fatty fat first of all that's from a mel brooks movie and everyone's stupid for not knowing it's from the producers both versions of um gene wilder said it and matthew broderick said it's nathan lane fat fat fatty that is and so people who thought that was my original you guys are stupid and not cultured mel burks wrote that line but okay i'll take the credit for it beautiful like i said savant and also fat all right we only have a few more minutes so uh if there's some more we have one more okay probably got one more perfect this time so sad that this chin turned out good hold on don't put red on it well let's just let's just make a period oh like that my unborn baby well that's why eggs are eggs that didn't fertilize i'm not going to be more able to i'm not trying to ask what eggs are i'm just saying stop stop the madness right now i'm triggering you okay [Music] daddy much better ethan all right get this out of my face oh my god that's what i'm talking about that sounds like tourette's where you're like happy one minute and then like get this on my face like you just sound crazy you literally don't know anything about tourette's i think i do i'm on tour at tic-tock all the time it's crazy is that i find that so odd what is yeah it's like them trying to get kova tests and they can't like you know they can't keep still from are you sure i haven't found these people are faking it for views no it's real people have really severe cases i know someone who got like a whole brain surgery for their tourette's moses was there at the recording studio when they were telling us about it he paid like a million dollars to get his like brain rewired he had like a severe case of tourette's i don't okay i'm not gonna question whatever you think you saw that sounds questionable story so you are questioning it yeah i i am big time huge question like i'm not gonna question it that really doesn't make sense okay i think that's called a lobotomy what you're describing no oh my god it wasn't that cake time grand finale i love cake smashing so what is the theory here what is this um i like the cake smash where you go straight down like just don't even question it straight down are these little candy diamonds that's awesome wait can i eat these um yeah probably can i eat this yeah you can do whatever you want yeah is it like it's white chocolate really try the diamond oh mine's hard i can't eat it i think just give it up just dedicate just commit to it so ian what are we supposed to do just smash yeah we saw this on trisha's tick-tock oh you did it yeah you did a smash i had like 10 million views so you go first because i always go first and look like an idiot i'm so excited you got 10 million views for this hit it hit it hit it hit it oh my god your arm is shaking you're like going for it wow wow oh cheeses wow that's a cupcake i got mine from madonna that was a powerful cake it was a little tough okay all right here we go it just sounds yeah i want a perfect like handprint you know what i mean but squeeze now squeeze squeeze squeeze through your fingers make a fist make a fist make a fist that's good they're kind of cold no no no i hate no shade but they're a little cold so i think if they were softer like they were a little out but they're oh i see but it was good i loved it i mean i haven't treated myself to anything in a long time what's a long time it's a week long i'm in a week a couple days ago a week like nothing i haven't strayed from the from the path in a week honestly though this [ __ ] is obama where is the cake from this is done let me hit that chip i think it's just ralph's finest baby ralph's is good ross is good cake is this ralph's i think he's from about civilians that's even bougier pavilions this is the segment this is the one that goes totally off the rails oh you're not helping people the people with eating disorders when they watch our video they like to it helps them it's like when i work out with impulsive every time i'm doing it for you guys first bite on tic tac hey guys are you having trouble taking your first bite we're here to help let's do it together ready one two three it's for people who don't eat enough mm-hmm oh i thought it was for fat they feel guilty we feel guilty eating food and they can't take that first bite they need someone to help them oh really i had that problem when i had binging disorder if i binged the night before i just would starve myself the next day but you're really supposed to eat every day have one bite you know okay this is for all you guys it doesn't need to be sexual it doesn't have to be like that just you know all right let's try a second bite now ready oh i'm supposed to be like a trainer yeah i like your cake better i know it's so much better okay guys here we go it's like the ant the anti-peloton yeah okay guys get ready here we are it's monday you know what we're gonna do we're gonna eat some cake here we go we're gonna take that first bite together get ready you need the food come on now guys let's just eat the cake chew it and get it down you're not gonna regret it okay but now you don't money baby money baby i know okay but that's you know what you might have an eating disorder i do when i went to i went to a rehab for it for real because i had a problem where i was like binging and then i was like puking it up or whatever and the thing is it's called food guilt and you're not supposed to have any your body needs food if you have a sweet once in a while like you've been doing so good don't feel guilty about it after i know you and i know you're to feel guilty and bad she's really sad don't do it let me hit this it's not a drug don't say let me hit this it is just we're both we're more addicted to cake than we are [ __ ] anything your body needs food that's the problem and go eat healthy after this you can have a salad tonight you know if you do you know whatever just balance here watch this i'm gonna eat this tomorrow watch this let's all turn like a little cake turd here ready do a cake turd with me i'm not come on i i politely declined come on do a cake turn with me you put a candlestick up your butt what's this you bring it up every time is that the same though okay ready cake joy and cake is not the same as cake turd right this is where you lose me though i think you're so funny until you like then do foot army this stuff it's like oh you lose me foot army got rylan a one you should be thanking me rylan checked his wiki feet and he's like i have a one you should find that so funny i think he needs to be checking himself before he's checking wikipedia he's kind of the worst human being alive he lied straight up on camera to all his audience and facebook okay like i feel like i think he's not trying to give me credit he has a one i think you're trying to take away from ryland being a horrible ship you really think that's what i'm doing on wikipedia hmm this is a disney evil person you know how um you know how disney you see people with giant turkey legs they should have a bucket full of cake and you just put your hand in and then you see people cruising around disney like this and go hmm what are we going to do next i love disney food and a cake and a god and a cake i like it that can be ours i said fine off campus cake and a cake or that's only one god you know the kardashians say bible we can be handicapped they say bible when you're like swearing on something you're like bible it's 100 the truth or as david says dead ass we're going to do that yeah his is like you don't go back on dead ass like dead ass means it's real like that's their thing and if you go back on that like they'll never trust you again so if you say dead ass it has to be real so ours can be palm cake candy cake cake on cake handy cake all right we're we're out of time i'll put that in my lyrics we're going to wrap it up and the cake candy cake guys circle alive this cake met that the back side of the circle alive okay thanks for watching and we'll see you next time on [Music] frenemies you

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, trisha, trisha paytas, paytas, frenemies

Id: DZp6yuHZTzo

Length: 125min 1sec (7501 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 06 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Junkyard_Beast]

Ethans trainer is hilarious.

Ethan on the verge of death

Trainer: "MONEY BABY THATS MONEY"

Ethan dead

Trainer: "GOOD JOB BUDDY. MONEY"

[u/cruzorlose]

Watching the beginning now and as someone who does speak Korean, her numbers were completely crazy after 4 lmao but can confirm Trisha can mostly successfully count to 4 in Korean

[u/Mariethequeen123]

Can we please talk about that dog story that was the best part. They hunted down the dogs for 2 hours. Then they called Whitney Cummings. And the dogs owner turns out to be a billionaire. Wtf

[u/On_the_verge77]

I didn't know what to expect coming in because i read all the comments that said there was tension and that 'so-so' crossed the line. After watching it, I can say I didn't sense any real hostility whatsoever. Lol Yes, they got annoyed with each other a couple times but the podcast is named "Frenemies" for a reason. I'm glad they had a little 'sibling' bickering, it made for a funnier episode. With everything taking place the last few weeks re serious topics about SA and JC's disgusting ass, this was the light, fun episode we needed.

The way that Nikita worked overtime to start drama only to not be acknowledged at all was a highlight of the episode 😆 The girl humiliated herself for nothing!

[u/ThundrousProphet]

I lost it at Trisha's caption to the algebra meme " Jewish"

[u/shakestheclown17]

At the end they look like they’re on survivor, at an auction where they only get 60 seconds to eat an entire cake with their hands😭

[u/coolestbythelake]

I loved Ethan’s reaction to Trish saying kpop stans like Frenemies. Trish probably isn’t aware of the “h3 is over party” pod in honor of their cancelation by kpop stans a few years ago. I had to rewatch that ep after that reference lol

[u/emotionowl]

CIRCLE OF LIFE!

[u/hyuckismysun]

I'm dying at Trisha thinking Ethan yelling "fuck" is his tourettes coming back.