Newlywed Game (Trish & Moses vs Ethan & Hila) - Frenemies #20

[Music] welcome back thank you and welcome back they said it wouldn't last and here we are deep into that episode number 18 they did say it wouldn't last i was always down i never break up with anybody like people have to dump me i never i like thank god really no i feel like it was close it's freaking no i i knew this show would only ever end if you said i can't end anything i've never ended anything like even the most toxic relationships where people like cheat on me over and over and give me a seat like i still won't i've never cheated on you or giving you a nist thank you we're doing good we're doing good um yeah and people are like okay that we're getting along i thought maybe if we weren't fighting and have being so toxic people might not like it as much but people like we still like it even when they're getting i feel like it's better when we get along it's just yeah it's a lot when we're fighting i mean but i'm always down to fight we were watching your h3 live and you guys were like [ __ ] on joel olsen and i literally was talking to moses like i have to turn this off like there's like joel stupid such a dark time how did he help you because you know what it is and i hate people like you for this reason we just said we love each other and i do love you but it's such a douche no because when people are like let's say you maybe you've been there maybe you haven't when you're like so suicidal and you're just like life i'm just gonna end it like there's literally no point to life and you hear something even if you think it's [ __ ] if you think it's all like you know just whatever when you hear those because i have so many negative voices in my head when i hear like one positive thing and you could say it's [ __ ] whatever it's just like oh maybe i'm not i don't think it's [ __ ] but i do think that there's a lot of people that can provide that service to people and so in your case it happened to be joel but i also think joel is like a really shady person he's health and wealth and i like that he preaches that because my church i was catholic for so long and they preach a lot of like suffering and i didn't like that i like that joel preaches all well for him and everyone else gives that that's how he gets rich everyone gives him their [ __ ] money a i wanted that cube i wanted to go google it after you guys talked about it i was like where do i get this exactly love joel olsen so much like he's safe right now you want to hand me the cube so people can see what we're talking about i love him and i was pissed when i was watching joel austin do you remember what he did when houston was like flooding he literally like didn't let people people were he didn't like open up his [ __ ] mega church to people your your company your teddy fresh headquarters for people what for people in houston maybe do you know where i live no yeah i live in l.a get it you know no i don't anyway once you got dragged do i have this well it's kind of important bro i'll buy i'll pay for double so on friday we we premiered the joel austin inspirational queue here you want to hear daily inspiration affirmation or sermon you bought into it well this was bought on ebay so somebody else made money dude prosperity gospel is one of the biggest scams perpetuated on the american people it helps people it's not a scam it's not like okay money don't give them money you don't have to give money i'd watch solo team for free like i've never once yeah and you know all these these internet marketers all their content's free until they get you well don't be stupid that's it that's just stupid you see that guy driving around in jets and [ __ ] like somebody's giving him a [ __ ] help me i never gave him a dollar so thank you i'm glad i'm i'm just saying there's lots of people so aggressive about it like you're so like hatred for him because he takes advantage of people of people who are in a really vulnerable state tell you one other thing the more you give the more you'll receive i've given you i've gotten abundance 10 times what i've given give give give and you receive so much more back no but joel osteen says give to me and guess what i bet those people got rewarded in 10 times in abundance yeah there's a bunch of bored people in this [ __ ] i don't think so i know a lot of they're all rich people i know a lot of wealthy people that like we're down there my family member is included for some victories we have to prove to god that we'll do the right thing that says this we have to be good to people when they're not being good to us we we have to be good to people i don't trust people that talk like that when when they have to be good to us you're such a hater i was like actually hating you oh and i lost well he helps a lot of people he helps a lot you're just so like aggressive just say like it's not for me you have to be he's like of like this he's he's literally the embodiment of holding someone up by their legs and jiggling the change out of them like this is what he does to his congregation give me your [ __ ] lunch money kid oh my god i'm gonna give him or how do i donate to joel's scene when it's taking long i'm sure it's easy next charity i'm playing for it tell me how to get my money how bad do you want what god promised you how bad do you want it well god promised you such bitterness out of somebody like it's here it literally takes advantage of vulnerable people like you know kenneth copeland you probably love it i don't know who that is at all he's even better um but anyways it was good i endorsed the h3 after dark now oh thank you so much maybe not the original h3 like the ones you guys do like regular like politics i don't like that but the after dark is good thank you so much for whatever interview where he said i'm not comparing him to hitler but i know he's like he's like he goes which this is mine i said that originally i was like hitler had a lot of followers so i feel like that was mine but honestly so big nick who was a former vlog squatter because he's friends with jason so that's fine yeah and he said well he said in jason's defense he was one of the only few guys that stood up for me so i thought that was well i mean everyone has different experiences with different people i'm sure some people meet dave i'm like oh my god he's the best person ever the one's getting teslas from him but it's like right i was in dating him it's a little different so anyway big nick called in on friday on our after dark app and said he goes uh i don't want to make a big big bad comparison but hitler had a lot of followers i'm not comparing the two i was like but is he wrong i mean i don't know if it's the best analogy jesus christ had 12. and look who rose and look who's down in hell thank you i respect my round of applause here let's get it let's get an affirmation for that hold on i need an affirmation for that praise the lord jesus help me lord everything grace you need for today you are full of power strength and determination that's great nothing you face will be too much for you you will overcome every obstacle outlast everything you will overcome every obstacle you will [ __ ] every hot [ __ ] you want you will you will make a ton of money some people need to hear that for real because you will go to joellosteen.com and hit donate you don't have any schizophrenic tendencies but when you hear like i hear actual voices like when we were out this weekend i thought somebody was talking like i was checking out somewhere and like what was that and she was i didn't say anything i heard i literally heard ten like negative voices in my head and so when you start hearing like actual voices like hearing something like that from like somebody else that's not in your head it's like a positivity you want me to film some i can make my own inspirational cue i'll go you will overcome everything today you will you will go to starbucks and they'll make your coffee perfect anyways can i mention one more thing because i know we're playing a game stand i just want to mention one more thing on this podcast while we have this your team will win the super bowl can we save this for h3 like this is did you watch the britney spears documentary i did it was so good did you watch it for real yes okay free britney okay okay yes free britney but also oh this is an anti-brittany spiel no no i love britney oh my god but i i don't blame jamie all the way and if you're listening jamie spears like i would love to just join brittany meaning like she lives close to us where we moved and i would like to be her friend off social media i'll sign it oh so you're pl making a play to be friends with the dad so you can get the british no i want to be friends with brittany like let me in you know why are you defending her dad i don't think he's because i want to go into the house yeah you're just trying to be you just yeah but but i'm telling him like i'm coming in as a peace offering i know i have a pocket like i can i can talk about do you think he's watching this what's the chances you think he's watching i think it'll get back here brittany and i'm no but i'm not britney free brittany i know her struggle like not the famous part that part was crazy no you know her struggle well let's try to get chased this weekend and actually someone came around i did there is that but but i relate to her on such like a deep do you think we could get brittany on the pod i think i could go and maybe get an exclusive inside the house i don't think she can come to the set um i'm willing to do it you're willing to go do that i want to do it no but like i want to be her friend like i think she needs a friend and i feel like i could be her friend but not even like be public about it i don't need to be public i don't need we can because she loves to post on instagram but i understand her more than anyone i understand jamie really well i understand that whole family so well so jamie if you're he's like what the [ __ ] no no like jamie i actually love you or are you gonna go as ursula as yourself i've done a lot of britney cosplays i used to recreate all of britney's instagrams like i love brittany but i'll go as myself and like we have a similar disorder oh oh my god wait i don't even know this she went into a mental hospital a week after my first mental hospital stay last year in 2019 well two years ago now and i was like we have such like paths again not to like compare myself to her because she's a queen and she's like amazing and like super famous and all stuff like that but you guys are synced up in your how do i say this episode how do i say it i think she might be not diagnosing but she might have traits of borderline too and i'm like you know what bpt's making it like this come back we'll have a whole movement going it's hard to say though because her dude this documentary was really good i got super upset watching it it's on hulu it's like a new york times thing called and it's about the free brittany movement and this whole conservative conservatory yeah conservatorship is is unfucking believable even today she is still under the thumb of her dad legally and it's mind-bendingly insane like how they they argue that the conservative ship is for people who are like can't handle their own affairs for usually it's for people who are old but in her case i guess because she was mentally unstable yet she's touring the world she's making music she's working her ass off and they're at the same time claiming she's incapable of conducting herself yet at the same time she's out doing like they said quote they they're like she's a high functioning conservatory conservatory yeah and they're like well what the [ __ ] does that mean how how can it's just it's crazy it's it's it's insane and her dad is like the psycho like who was like didn't have any part of her life and that swooped in when she first checked in the hospital and put her in this conservative conservatory ship and like the judge somehow granted it i i'm blown away by the whole time i think jamie was better than the guy that she was with that guy right before she went but she yeah she asked for a third party she just wanted a third party to do it an independent party and the judge for some reason was like i will not let her hire this lawyer because she's incapable of retaining counsel it's like what right i think um i think jamie spears doing the best job he can i think if i go in there maybe you're just saying that you don't believe that you don't believe that you really think you're you're just saying that so you can get in to see brittany i think he's better than like the people she was surrounding herself with right like i was telling moses the other day like literally last night i was like can you be my conservator because i kind of want someone to like make sure i don't get taken an advantage yeah but she explicitly said i'm okay to do this i just don't want my dad to do it so maybe i could do it oh my god that's a high level play i think i could honestly at least with the conservatorship of her of her life of not her finances so you have to get jamie's consent she has no that's why i'm saying jamie i don't think you're crazy so say i think you're doing a fine job jamie's her dad say nice things about her dad baby get i think you're doing fine job you raise brittany look how successful she is like that was you you're in you know and you're in i understand brittany i come from a fan perspective but also as like a human being perspective i would never be like let's take a picture let's do this you know what i mean like i have a human relationship get a hold of jamie you we live within 10 minutes of her not to sound trisha's trisha's uh jamie spears i've always actually respected him like again this documentary opened up some things but this is only what they're showing you can edit anyone to learn anything i'm the queen of being edited to look like you know something i'm not or i can be edited to look like something i'm great oh we should say what we're doing today yeah you're really just trying to get okay well you know what if i become friends with brittany i am not going to tell you if i can have an exclusive i'm going to put it on my channel and not for enemies dude you have that i mean produce the segment come on i'll hire him as an independent no nope dan dan does not work without dan would you take a job without my permission uh no not with tricia i feel like that would yeah crossover sorry no offense tristan wait we're all in tv no that's obviously going around he's my employee but if you're cutting him out like i would come help you you're gonna cut me out of the brittany exclusive all right let's let's get it exclusive you're gonna be eating your words no i think i'm totally i'm sure jamie's watching this and he's he's dialing right now he's trying desperately he says he says i want this lucrative position i have over brittany to go to trisha because she understands her i don't need money i just want to be the conservative of her life i just want to control her life he can control the finances i just want can i be your conservator and then what can you be can you be a conservator if you're a conservative no i don't think so because i want to conserve you and you can serve her no i'm the conservative no don't come for me okay i want to say so today we're doing the newlyweds game even though you guys aren't technically newlywed yet but we'll probably get married before our wedding because for like legal like legal stuff oh for real yeah yeah that's fun i don't know i don't want to say it all i have health insurance i don't want people to like speculate just you don't have health insurance because he's been like lazy to get it something he can't have what the [ __ ] why don't you get health insurance but he's gonna get it and i'm like let's just wait till we get married and put you on my health insurance we have really good health insurance anyways what's wrong with you it was like a weird thing i didn't want it to like stop there and be like oh he doesn't have moses you're buying nine carat diamond rings you don't have health insurance i mean what the [ __ ] are you doing with your life and the young in heaven i know he has the money to do it health insurance he's never had it but anyways it's like hell so we kind of maybe get married don't you get tasked for not having it to the point where it's like just the same to just get it isn't that what obama did he just doesn't probably yeah oh they were it was just for one year we're having all these cars together so i'm like we should probably get insurance like driver's insurance all on all the cars of everybody that's cool get it so anyway anyways regardless of the technicalities of it we are doing the newly wed game today moses and ela is here round of applause everybody the spouses are here who happen to be brother and sister how odd is that weird yeah that's so odd but there it is you know we were debating this can you tell me what you think ela said i think that trisha and moses have the advantage because they're like new love and they're always together yeah yeah but i said i told you that i think most people would think me and ela have the advantage because well we've just been together for so long i agree but i was just telling most of that too because he was kind of like whatever he didn't know for sure but i was like we're so intense right now we're in it so i can remember where you're born what school you went to first girlfriend like all that stuff where i feel like you guys have like kind of like it's in the past and maybe not so we're just we're yeah but we spent our nights being like so what's your biggest dream like what's your you know we have all that so i know all his i mean so so it's interesting we we don't know who exactly has the advantage but i guess we'll see yeah i feel like i'm we're definitely going to lose ethan you do i don't have that feeling of you're such a knife so i think i don't like competitions so i already just want to think like okay i lost and then um yeah and also i feel like i have mom brain like my memory is not good you're busy you're busy you got a lot going on mom let's say mom brain we're all busy i mean come on i'm mom brain too yeah you never say anything about my cosplays on air it's like you just actually i mean look every day you show up as a new thing i mean like yeah no i think you're both it's ursula bro it's awesome and your hair is amazing how does it hold i don't know it's like device gravity it's like hillary clinton hair that is not the look we were going for i hillary clinton's hair how it just held and it was big it was just like a [ __ ] storm trooper helmet and i prefer to okay i love that just like crazy that could stop a bullet anyway um okay let's just play i have a few things here but whatever you know i just wanted to say before we get started oh yeah first of all i wanted to say that i am so grateful to the frenemies gang and to you you're so funny and amazing i never expected this show to become so i don't say popular but people really love this show and you know when i when we made the show i knew it would be fun and it was exciting but i didn't i had no idea that that so many people would like it yeah and i just want to say thank you for doing the show and i think you are so funny and talented and you bring and you just you make the show so great oh well thank you for um showing people that i'm not an evil [ __ ] you're not an evil [ __ ] yeah literally no you can be from time to time but i don't have an evil [ __ ] i think i have like episodes yeah that's what i mean it's like i don't really mean it but i think you're an evil [ __ ] on like the tip of the iceberg and then everything else is like right very nice wholesome great person but you know all evil [ __ ] stem from insecurity any time i've been secure about something then i'm like oh let's attack attack attack of course you know they say they say jeffrey dahmer for example ate men because he was trying to fill just fill the void that was left by the absence of his parents are you comparing me to everything i'm just saying everything comes from a lack of something right so ted bunny was awesome head bonnie very charming man that was david dobrik it's charming too anyway i just want to say thank you to everybody and thank you to you yes it's been uh amazi i mean it's just been amazing no people i'm public too they come and i love front of me that makes me so happy this is like my this is like my fifth life on youtube like i keep getting revived like it was shane first and then dave i feel like i keep writing these waves so if we ever have a falling out maybe i'll join the logang or something there you go impulsive but it's a testament to your personality thank you you know actually the logang didn't like me i did impulsive and they didn't like so why do you ride for them i don't know why do you [ __ ] why do you insist on defending them especially when they say i want hackers and degenerates to harass ethan and his family people said that they're like how come why do you ride for logan and you're like i was on the show and they were mean to me i don't understand your your [ __ ] symptoms checked in with you first to see if you were actually affected by it you said you weren't really that affected by it and second of all like i think by what him saying you were this guy well yeah i mean how hard am i supposed to take that i don't know i'm a logang stan you don't ever turn against jack films for me so jack's my friend okay logan he wasn't mean to me like on his show it's not like i went it wasn't like i went to his house and he spit on me and i was like i love him that's what logan did too all right let's play the game they were fine okay the newlywed oh it's valentine's day that's why it's yeah did we say that our this episode was sponsored by adam and eve oh adam and eve do we need to do it now before the game should we do it now oh well we'll cut it in here adam and eve this episode is brought to you by adam and eve here's that adam and eve are we doing it here at dan no oh it's not been 30 minutes h3 adam and eve hey guys use code h3 adam you have valentine's day let's do it let's just [ __ ] do it let's do it pull it up let's do it before the game no that'll be an ad later let's do it now so we don't have to interrupt the game adam and eve tell me about potions and [ __ ] you have it on your phone yes hey guys i got it hey guys this episode is sponsored by adam and eve dot com you can get anything at adamandeve.com when you use the code puppy down for 50 off plus free shipping if you're in the us in canada but here is what the code hd does that doesn't even get it with my code or any other code that i've seen online it gives you 10 free tantalizing gifts they give you six toys right off the bat they give you a gift for him a gift for her and a gift for you guys to enjoy damn but you can only use that with adam and eve code h3 coach h3 50 off ten free if you don't use h3 no valentine's day gifts no free valentine's day no you literally you're just you're wasting your purchase but because it's valentine's week they're going to give you like valentine's gifts when you use code h3o don't get three items what are they just dumping their store like they've got like a back where they're just like no can i actually tell you i actually know this because you know some people do mystery boxes we're not gonna name anything six free movies this is actually like priority stuff that they give you and i've ordered from them i've used the code to test it out myself that's a true story i always test the code out to see what they give you and give you quality [ __ ] this offer is insane it says it says 10 free items that includes six movies you think there's fart stuff in there i don't know okay just wondering six movies a free mystery pack that includes an item for him a special toy for her and something we all know i sent that yeah you did and free shipping i love it they're really fast shipping um they're here in the us so that's why you get the free shipping in us canada when you code h3 plus you get 50 off so god damn that's that's crazy y'all that's a spice up that sex life three at abbotteve.com that's h3 and adam and eve.com good job trisha you were crushing those reeds all right let's play the game all right at long last the newlywed game that's right okay everyone ready and in your case we're the old days yeah it's been together we got married 10 10 12. so do the math on that okay but how long have we been together how many years oh well we were together for five years before we got married wow so we've been together five plus uh 10 10 12 18 now 18 years no how does that make no it's like a close 12 so that's yeah 14 sounds right no it's 20 21 and if you guys we got married in 10 10 we're 10 10 12. we got married in two yeah whoa really we got married in 2012. nine years ago and you said you were together oh yeah fourteen good job holy [ __ ] it's wild we've been married almost ten years coming up oh that's cool we gotta do something do you guys do anything for your anniversary generally not no but ten years 10 years we should do something yeah okay ian how does how should we proceed or dan what are we doing uh well i'm going to be reading off the questions okay let's go should we put something on the line what's on the line what's on the line don't make me donate joel um i don't know what is a good one the winner gets so so here's the thing if i order pizza you look it's not that's not does not benefit either yeah let's do something good [Music] we'll think as we play see i just want food and ela's like dude maybe the joel olsen cube you can have the jewel listing cube if you want no you know what you can't i mean this is important to me all right let's just play oh no a heart fell oh yeah i feel like dan i mean ian god bless his soul he just taped it i just saw that it was just tape it looks good it looks great i mean we only need it to last an hour all right let's play okay all right so starting off with uh well what i thought was going to be an easy one but after hearing that you guys have been together for 14 years this might be uh go ahead all right um ethan this question is for ethan and trisha uh-huh what did your spouse's wear on the first date that you guys went out on oh see that yeah that doesn't benefit crazy i mean i remembered it yeah i mean i wasn't really generally elo wait like on first date you said yeah i'm just writing the first time i met you either how about the first time you met the first time i remember meeting you really generally that's dude has been like [ __ ] 14 years what she wore generally to you when she met you i bet we have to i know exactly what ela were when she met you generally her israeli uniform nope does everybody have their answers down yes all right so ethan wait no i don't okay did you erase it you're gonna say that wait wait no you keep that answer keep that answer okay we're on question she told me all right ready wait no why are you changing it no ethan and trisha reveal your answers okay go okay i'll reveal it okay yes youtube reveal wait ela you better not change it i didn't i didn't change you it didn't change okay go uh so white sweater with flowers says tricia lower it ethan what is your israeli uniform shirt and what jeans jeans okay so uh well she was in her uniform sometimes eva says soldier outfit give you guys that yeah yeah trisha actually did give me that and then because you weren't always in your uniform but whatever in the pictures you guys showed did you guys get it right but hold on yeah moses answer is white shirt with flowers the exact same answer you said yeah okay whatever i'm not gonna pull i'm not gonna split hairs after that one all right so did you did you guys prepare for this i feel like you guys we need to get two points because we got yours right too oh interesting interesting this is the first time the whole podcast that's the first time i heard your voice being all right okay so you guys really did it like that huh who is the better kisser in the relationship what a funny question so you have to either put yourself or or the other tick tock question that's a weird question this is welcome to the newlywed game this is the newlywed this one's so easy i don't know come on you know follow your instincts all right ethan and trisha reveal your answers me trish and ella again ila said herself and moses trisha okay everybody got it right moses like wouldn't kiss me for like months why i don't know after you guys had sex yeah we'd have sex with like we had sex right away first date but he wouldn't kiss me for like four months why wait no we kissed on the first date well like kiss but not makeup you like hated making out you don't like making out moses well we went there was no time to make out we were don't you do that i mean but he did not like it like on the couch he'd be like it would be weird he'd be like a stiff kisser because he didn't like making out he's like i just never liked kissing i'm like okay anyways fascinating fun fact the answer is fun fact all right so ethan and trisha if your partner could delete one app from your phone what would it be interesting so wait that's that's i'm answering you're answering what you think ila would say oh that's a great one what she would say like moses wants to delete an app off my phone correct and so you have to guess which one you think most i mean tinder obviously right kidding oh what's the gay one with the gay dating app uh grinder grinder grinder i think i know it it's hard though it's hard oh my god okay i'm exposing myself all right everybody clayton do you have it i'm really curious with that that's a hard one you know this too i hope you guys so starting starting with ethan and trisha you two reveal okay twitter twitter and keeping up with the vlog squad tumblr that's so nice that's a nap okay tumblr so tumblr okay specifically so yeah let's show ela's reveal yeah that was the easy one and well you were right and then wait show yours he said vlog squad i'm gonna give him that it is it's the vlog squad tumblr i always follow up oh my god wait tell me what is what the hell does that mean yeah what is that it's like a huge fan that like just recounts all the vlog squad happenings that day you want to follow everything going on check it it's always about like jason and david and he's always like why do you look at that and he'll use to catch me now i'm just like open about it and i would like so why do you look at it i have a i came up with everybody just for the record like my ex-boyfriend who was gay i keep up with him like i keep up with anthony michael hall my first boyfriend i keep up with every i know he's engaged like he knows this too like i'll see my first boyfriend when i was 18 engaged i'm like oh he just got a green porsche oh he's in gay like i'm weirdly like obsessed with people in my life and what do you what's that oh you get angry huh you get upset no that's more him being like oh you're looking at the vlog squad like at the beginning now how does that make you feel that she's spying on on them no i think at the beginning i didn't understand how you know she was so connected to the vlog swatch was part of their life every day for years right now i realized you know how big that was to lose that so are you praying for like you praying for something bad where you can celebrate no no no but i like to see the decline because this was like a standpoint and now they're like [ __ ] them for the pandemic like they're oh they're angry at them yeah so now i like to see because i don't really keep up with everything but now i can through them and they'll be like [ __ ] them traveling to big bear and doing 20 people in the house like yeah [ __ ] them so they're very like honest and it is a place of like again i like to watch like the demise the stan pages turn to hate pages way too fast shout out to the tumblr page keeping up with the vlogs oh my god it's going to be bad it's going to turn into a full-on hey they talked all about big nick on your podcast they did the recap like because tumblr you write in an app what did they think about it um yeah they're like yeah that makes sense like they're they're they're very anyways anyways whatever okay there's no bad people we're all we're all so far a billion percent yeah everybody's here twitter twitter yeah twitter just because twitter justice i follow like a lot of political accounts and it just gets me so angry oh i could see that yeah it's like ah just don't want that [ __ ] in my head trisha can i ask you something yes so something about what you just said there's i'm not going to sell them out but somebody on our crew has a theory maybe no say it because we're going to talk about it yeah he said it on h3 live oh did he say it yeah baby is the david stan no no no no this has nothing to do with david okay oh oh never mind back track step back not everything's about david tricia not everything is about david no somebody somebody on our crew oh has a theory that you religiously follow our subreddit to find out about what's going on oh hand to god i have no idea what reddit or subreddit is like moses oh i believe no i do i do moses will look at it sometimes and show me and i'm like i have no idea what this is there's a lot of fan art oh moses showed me like the um she tweeted the the ursula thing but i'd swear i don't see anything i'm so confused by all that i believe you hand to god you know yeah i [ __ ] just said that i love you she never goes it's just it's been a theory internally is it a b because he's an idiot because he also is david's dancing okay okay okay wait wait i'm in place i'm not telling anybody else because i was going to do a whole tick tock about it but that's fine you weren't going to go in on it i was i was like you know david i hate when people from the girl give them away we'll talk about like big nick me like i heard a different story big nick you weren't in my [ __ ] relationship you dumb look he's friends with jason he has a fear you're not in my relationship yeah that all happened on camera all right all right let's play this hospital yeah okay all right next question uh this one is probably gonna be kind of easy but [ __ ] it um so i guess it's for everybody um who is the best cook in the relationship easy yeah all right go ahead and reveal me uh trisha said neither neither okay so oh you guys got it wrong oh but that's not fair because we didn't have time yet for her to experience myself he's never cooked one time moses says he's good for you i put i i don't think i've ever seen him cook ever yeah okay so what what have you cooked moses you better start cooking i'm a good cook to justify that how is she supposed to know that how is my sister gonna see me cook babe nobody cooks it up what the hell all right that's one point ethan and yellow let's go i just stormed off after this episode you're going straight to the kitchen it's always yours you are you wanna you wanna say anything about that ethan is a chef and that's all i have to say thank you i love you i love you ten years i've never seen you click anything like on tick tock or instagram stories well i don't i don't post yeah wait i just can't family i just i it's not a big deal i just cook you'll just ask me like what do you feel like and i'll be like i don't know alfredo sauce with uh peas and he's just like okay and he just figures it out like he doesn't even look up a recipe i don't know how oh my god that's actually very especially alfredo sauce that's so hard it's he makes like a quiche without even looking up a recipe i don't know how you do that yeah well thank you wow okay i know what ela likes and i kind of like have a few things that i can you deserve that point babe you never cooked once i don't know but the thing is but the thing is very pretty we don't have time for that look ila is very particular so i have to cook for otherwise she wouldn't eat if we if it was up to me we'd be eating pizza every night so don't worry about it all right so this one uh this one might might fray some relationships here or whatever so uh so should we order dominoes actually yeah yeah what do you want on your pipe this is a pizza party look at us we're having we need to be eating pizza right now he looks like that should be the question what is the other person rock solid this game won't break you me and moses are a little more rocky who's gonna break you i hope your relationship's stronger than that maybe you guys shouldn't be getting married no we're not going to get divorced because of a poor showing of the newlywed game okay i'll make this i'll make this question for moses and ela towards ethan nutrition so moses and ela what is your spouse's worst habit oh i think i oh oh god that's so many so you two are answering for yourselves what's up what's our worst habit wait wait wait who is it you're waiting for me what is ethan's worst habit and ethan's gonna try and you should guess what you're gonna say yeah all right so we'll start with you two so you go go ahead and reveal staying up late staying up late slash sleeping in oh you can't change your life i'm not changing okay let's literally he's looking down both of you guys oh yeah you should put yours up no it's my decorations okay okay eating pizza i guess that chill is where our minds are and moses has a habit like i don't eat it's not like a habit moses put yeah what to say what does it say picking wounds picking at wounds i don't eat pizza that much although you must really hate my guts when i eat pizza how could you say that instead of eating up yeah i think i overeated you didn't think about it right you know oh there you go overeating she did eating well you said pizza it's a bad habit all right we all got what did you write oh yeah we're all everybody got that one okay okay disaster elim moses what is your spouse's favorite thing about themselves oh my god this is actually really hard this doesn't smell like getting into my memory i don't like it's so hard to like compliment yourself but i'll just say yeah i'll just write the obvious one either huge [ __ ] what was your favorite thing about ourselves correct what's your favorite thing about yourself we're gonna get this wrong okay okay so we'll start with you two so go ahead and reveal your answers oh wait who's showing no what else said show your answer your answer i said funny because i thought that was like you say money no funny i spend money i'm talking about you said money yeah we are all over the place this is a disaster wait stop stop stop since when do i care about my hair i literally wear a beanie i don't care about my hair at all that's so ridiculous and then moses i don't think i'm funny i'm just trying to write something that's obvious hair and then you wrote you're rich that's your best money i was talking about all the years i love spending but what if you go broke sometimes i still spend i was always flying first class even when i was making like no money wow just on credit you oh and you got first class tickets oh wow yeah good for you thanks awesome um uh and moses let's not forget said talented which a little bit okay moses yeah i'm definitely not yeah i know all the time it's not that i don't think you're talented but it's like that's like very broad uh general wouldn't be rich if she wasn't talented oh things like i mean it's more specific i mean funny although the hair was the best look i just thought you would get it hair i don't give a [ __ ] about my hair it grows faster no but i thought like i thought like if you had to pick something about yourself okay maybe you'd pick that i don't know i should have got nice hair all right i don't like this game that is hard it's a little hard these questions okay so this is for everybody what would be your dream vacation destination together all right everybody ready all right so ethan and trisha we've got it maldives or italy all right maldi okay thank you all right so ela got it wait why do you guys want to go to maldives um that's the bougiest place you can visit notes we're staying at an underwater hotel that's thirty thousand dollars a night for our honeymoon okay it's like super poor country the hotels there are so bougie thirty thousand dollars a night to stay underwater no i okay i didn't know i think you're thinking about uh all different places yeah that's a difference oh i'm thinking of something else maldives is like the booziest like that's the kind of a different place so what did moses say moses your answer maldives yeah we all got it right so if ethan and trisha could eat one food for the rest of their life what would it be ass oh i can't wait okay hold on sorry i got really excited because i'm hungry you know what ela was subliminally when she said my worst trait is eating pizza don't get hints don't give me i'm not i'm just saying like because i was like let's get domino's that was her being like oh you [ __ ] get done i didn't think about that my worst habit is eating honestly it'd be nice i just thought i thought it made sense it tells me a lot about what's in your psyche all right all right so ethan and trisha let's see it obviously pizza and then and then what did moses get buttered noodles butter noodle pie that's so interesting that under your under your complex personality all you want you just want buttered noodles even at fancy restaurants i always get butter noodles like the beverly hills hotel i'm like plain noodles and butter do you find noodles great so good do you find that there's a different range of butter noodle like if you go to a fine restaurant yes oh really i would my dream on this podcast my dream guest above anyone else adam sandler gerard way brad pitt is babbling with babish cooking with babish have you you know him on youtube he makes this amazing butter noodle pasta it looks amazing he uses gourmet butter he puts a gourmet cheese puts a little bit of pasta water back in the in the noodles it's so good that he doesn't break the noodles they're homemade they're amazing i feel like i can make you a good butter noodle yeah yours always smell really good when you make them for theater i go home and make them for myself i'm like that sounds really good i could try to cook it for you huh maybe next i mentioned it last time when we did the cooking challenge to like see who makes the best butter noodles that was my way of like throwing it in there because i'd be pretty good i'll prep it for you next week you use barilla pasta the blue box whatever you got i mean whatever you want okay i do love butter noodles what was yours pizza yes pizza does anything pizza pizza i'll eat it have been specific we said butter noodles bro i don't even give a [ __ ] what's on it i like penne i like chicken parm but we said water noodles okay well you what do i need to specify the toppings i mean come on it's pizza it's specific just cheese pizza pizza it's not specific enough jesus i'll eat it with anything i don't i'm not even kidding like i'll eat anything let's favorite food is that a question are we getting another person could be if you really want and now i don't have the meme all right i mean i do i am curious i want to know i'm not saying that it's her mom's cooking oh moses are the same thing there you go you're so excited his mom i know she's it's just it's a different it's a whole it's just a different world the cooking her mom's cooking really because like she cooks for like 12 hours it's like a whole thing she wakes up at like five and you eat it like five or well earlier than that but she three but yeah she'll cook the whole day sometimes she'll prepare even the day before i think what's what's unique about your mom's cooking is that you can't really get it anywhere yeah you can't just go out and be like oh i want i want some of that why haven't you learned to cook it for ela then like her favorite meals from her mom so here's my theory i've tried it's really time-consuming i don't think he has the time to like spend a whole day cooking well i've tried some of the dishes yeah and we hype we hypothesize that her mom intentionally gives me the wrong recipes because yeah even when i put in the time and do it exactly like she says it never turns out the same so we think that she's giving it me like just ten percent wrong so it's never as good they don't want to be fine they will never be replaced that's why yeah i don't think she'll ever give me the truth yeah every time you ask her she's like oh it's super simple you just do this and you put a little bit like this and that put it in a bag with honey and then flip it and then flip it back and then put it out and put it in the oven i was like getting dizzy honey chicken sounds great is that what it is she makes this one with potatoes and sweet potatoes with honey and a bag is a little crazy bruh we just want food on this episode we're like where can we get them so ela are you gonna divorce me if we get domino's dumb and hoes i'm used to it no thank you so let's get it no divorce order okay yeah how do we get it why don't we because i'd love to have a peace with you guys we're all here i mean let's have a pizza party yeah the last time we got domino's you we had the biggest fight ever that was pizza hut oh my god but people wait are you pizza or domino i'm domino's oh so why do we get pizza hut because they have the triple treat box oh by the way oh okay because that pizza was wasn't like not the greatest okay yeah because i was like yeah i don't understand what's all the hype we love dominoes i get it all the time i love it let's get you wanna are you okay yeah well am i okay to get it you wanna order it now or yeah yeah pause we just ordered pizza and i'm so excited thank you i love you so much i love you more than ever thank you thank you domino's for sponsoring no i wish papa john's is out i just need any pizza place to pay us dominoes we'll eat every episode yeah i'll [ __ ] i'll just turn this into a domino's box like a big domino's box with a number i'm telling you domino's pizza get this to them [ __ ] britney spears get this to domino's marketing do you know what some fun fact really real quick is like because jack in the box mcdonald's they do sponsorships with influencers but they don't do it with plus size influencers because they don't want the demographic to look at fat people and be like that's what we're going to do yeah they only want like skinny it's like yeah maybe i got a mcdonald's one or jack-in-the-box something and he only eats vegetables and he self-admittedly only eats vegetables and like how that's kind of funny they don't want the actual fatties they don't want to show the actual people who are eating their [ __ ] just have ela and moses eat it for our sponsors yeah you guys want you guys can eat it [Laughter] uh no we can i think we look good we look pretty good for our size i mean we're not like the 600 pound sisters you know not yet yeah no that would look bad if they're like sponsored by dominoes yeah they can't get out of their bed we still bathe ourselves no no hate though i can wipe my own i like them i love that like tammy is i don't even know i'm not saying i hate i'm just saying it would be distasteful for domino's to sponsor them for example i feel for people who are 600 pounds i i can i can see how you get there people watch how can you get there i can see how you can get there i'm on my way would you sponsor them if you were dominoes yeah absolutely that'd be that would look a little odd no but they know food they you know we know can you imagine that would be so scandalous all right let's get it all right next question they're just always eating dominoes it's like coming i'd buy it all right this is for everybody uh who is the better driver wow this is a divisive question look okay okay all right ethan and trisha first now with peace and love i will say i think we're both good drivers hila and so this isn't like i know both spouses say or usually between two couples it's like one is obviously about i think you're a really good all right just show your answer me [Laughter] you think you're a better driver than me i love your whole explanation yes i do you're just kidding with peace and love i yelled at moses for driving so freaking slow on the way here i'm like you drive so slow it had six seconds left for us to make it we're right there and he like slows down i'm like you have six seconds how this is a fast driver so she will if i drive too fast she get car sick if i drive too slow she gets up on the side street but she's having a full cup of starbucks in her hands he doesn't break until he gets like right to the people and for the freeway i'm like they're breaking my mom does that it freaks me out oh he does it too i was in a bad car accident i was 16 that way and i'm just like break break and he never does gradual break mostly yeah gradual she does exactly the same and then she's like sorry sorry do you mean that a what all right all right come on we got a wedding plan i'm kind of surprised either picked herself though interesting i could see that being a better job i do think you're a good driver though like i said it's not like i think i'm just you know i had to pick somebody and it was me we all got it wrong who's winning good question good question ian what's the score uh the score is five uh trisha moses six e3 it's a close one it is very close okay is very close next question uh this will be for ethan and trisha if you're if your guy's house was on fire what would your spouse grab before leaving not counting children or pets what's yes moses what you would grab okay i think i know it i think i know it okay so everybody ready wait wait okay wait i don't even know what i'm gonna take take a moment yeah it's harder to do this reverse because moses is with peace and love moses is very like basic so there's like you know he wants he's very simple he's simple he doesn't need anything to take he just let the house burn and take himself you know what i mean like it's very simple he's gonna grab something though he has a choice destroy everything or save one thing he's gonna save something he's gonna grab something he's like i gotta go okay so write nothing i saved nothing what a nihilist let it burn all right let's see what you two have ethan and trisha reveal laptop uh water painting ela said sketchbooks i mean i was thinking your art i mean you know i thought about laptop too but moses said laptop what did you write his painting is or photos of water i said paintings i could see photographs water i mean it's did yeah no yesterday we all got it wrong you all got it wrong it's all on my laptop though fail you're so proud of your photos of water wow he told me he invented the photography that takes pictures of water he told me that too do you think that's real i he seems to have a proprietary technique i've never seen it yes i'm the only one anywhere else i mean i don't think he invented the concept of photographing water but i i've never seen no no no i did oh well well i mean i'm not a historian what do i know i'll take him at his word anyways i think him as well i've never seen photographs like the one he takes but i don't i don't that's a big claim to say you invented yeah it's a big invention too okay are you um do you have a patent truck tank london shark tank yeah do you have a patented it was it was on wired magazine i mean i'm the only person doing this are you patented um no because when you patent it's just a matter of putting the money into it someone's coming for the brand after this they can try i love you he never talks about that stuff with me because i don't know it doesn't make any sense i'm like okay but i'm proud of you i am proud of you yeah i'm there i'm right there with you no i am i think it's cool no it's it's amazing at least he has a passion some people don't i've always been a pr exactly yeah yeah i've always been impressed by moses he always he's always has like his apartment's always like this crazy workshop not our house that's why we're gonna have like little places everywhere okay whatever yeah he's bringing in the plants yeah he has his own basement the basement is his all right this is a big one this is a big one hopefully uh you guys remember it's a nice basement so this is not the basement this is for everybody who said i love you first who can remember that such a thing i haven't known it's like trisha knew right away [Laughter] dude it's no i don't i really i genuinely don't i do i know who said for in your relationship who do you think said it first i can't tell you because i'm going to help you again exactly we know more i watched it i don't think we fell in love at a holocaust museum i watched the whole thing don't tell them okay i'm not going to all right ethan and trisha me me ela said ethan so she got it right and moses trisha everybody got it right i guess they're emotionless you know what i'm saying i think i'm just i think you're both more expressive than there you go the two of us here yeah moses says he likes affection because he never got it as a kid not putting anyone under the bus but i'm just saying you know what i mean i feel it i believe that i mean what about are you affectionate or not affectionate she's not oh i mean comparatively two households went different well because i mean you know if you their dad was pretty austere yeah my dad was too but i crave affection my dad never hugs me or kissing me but um i love affection i mean i love it i love it and ethan is really good at giving affection i just don't think i'm good at giving it naturally she's like okay you're not like the cuddler you're not like let's cuddle but in our relationship i'm more affectionate to you yeah moses is oh my god like a sucker fish in the morning i'm like oh my god it's always on me i love it because no one's giving me that much affection but he's definitely the one that's always on top of me cuddling i love it gross snacks questions [Laughter] let's direct this one towards moses and hila so ethan and trisha what are your spouse's biggest fear biggest one fear biggest fear what is ela and moses's biggest fear hmm on what level in life i think i have an answer i have one too wait you do babe just think like in life the big picture um big picture i don't know what that means but like like it's just one like okay what can i say i'm rocky yeah i'm not saying all right so ethan and trisha let's reveal what you came up with i wrote cancer oh and trisha said nothing oh my god we are on a whole different level you look like cockroaches cancer is way scarier than cockroaches yeah well yeah what'd you put and then moses could be without you okay he turned his camera stationed like a couple days ago and he's like i'm literally scared of nothing that's why i thought like i have absolutely no fears but since we got together to be alone is something oh no but that we do talk about that a lot we hated being alone i think we just hated being alone so much and we both were like we just need to be with somebody i love to be without you seriously because i have no fears that's the only thing i would think of nothing like nothing he just goes and like does whatever all right anyways thanks babe you'll never be alone cockroaches was a good answer but i guess i thought because she has like a phobia of cockroaches but i was thinking like i don't know you went deeper i went i went further way further well it's it's also true yeah what you're doing it's just yeah but everybody's afraid of cancer well and if you like experience someone dying through it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i get it i mean i don't get it because i can't imagine that would be awful so anyways that's like [ __ ] cancer [ __ ] cancer it's not a campaign it is can you imagine anyone that's pro-cancer like they just want to be a troll i'm pro-cancer i think i used to be pro cancer can i say this for real like on my strange addiction i said they said what if you get cancer i'm like whatever at least it'll be [ __ ] hot i don't think that's probably just not caring yeah i'm not broken my mom had cancer so no can't no pro cancer all right all right that one was pretty dark let's go a little more lighthearted uh so ela and moses what is ethan and trisha's favorite flavor of ice cream easy this should be easy all right we'll start with ethan and trisha go ahead and reveal rocky road obviously she said chocolate mint and moses says rocky road oh the ice cream 100 percent we never miss but you know i we eat i eat it all the time like moses won't have any he'll have a coke for dessert rocky road sucks i don't like nuts what is that exactly i don't like the nuts in it it's chocolate nuts and marshmallow i love the chocolate and marshmallow yeah but the nuts is like we don't like this texture you don't want it not too much ice cream i love it it's like getting chunks in two and bubble gum it's like no yeah no i love it for dessert he'll have like one can of coca-cola now you have a whole bunch of rocky you have a coke for dessert yep interesting yeah it's a good uh palette cleanser you've changed so much coca-cola you're the first person called coca-cola a palette all right uh this will be for ethan and trisha what is the best present that your spouse has ever given you best present hmm that you has ever got hmm i can tell you the worst tell me the worst hey my birthday last year we were hooking up for months and like seeing each other every day and my birthday's our huge guy i make birthdays huge deal for everyone him me everybody and he didn't give me anything on my actual birthday but two weeks later comes i got your birthday present and it's a framed picture of his water photography that was a laugh the first time he gave me his stickers i was not amused i threw i left them in the car so it's like i don't know why you gave me i again proud of you so proud of you and i love him now if he gave me that now would love it because i'm in love with you now but i wasn't in love that i'm like why did you get in your defense that's what an artist get also i don't i didn't know you i didn't know what you like at the time i'm a girl i don't wanna talk a photo of water was it just an afterthought were you like i need to give her something no i seriously once i until i know somebody i don't know what to give them like i just didn't know it again don't give your own that's why i said for you a picture of me here's a picture of me for your birthday okay i need to actually think well actually i am water it is the same okay we have a time for the best gift ela ever got me i'm sorry i have no idea is there a time limit there's no gift giving is the love language in this really he's writing so we got something i don't know i'm making it up just random what's your love language you're writing like a paragraph there dude yeah with peace and love okay let's see it all right ethan and trisha revealed engagement right to mexico oh you want some trip to mexico i said with peace and love no breakfast yeah well i gotta say ethan doesn't want anything yeah it's not your fault and moses he got it right you know the diamond ring was the winner i mean that's easy i i i don't want people to think i don't get him stuff i get him nice stuff he doesn't care though like gucci shoes he doesn't care oh oh yeah but it's not for me it's for the family it's like it's not like you could hear yourself she could have done it without you but you could have done it without her not him she needed my semen to make theodore would have been someone else you don't know babies are made i know how babies are made okay my semen goes inside of her that's the science [Laughter] all right all right what if our baby looks like theodore because we i have the same jeans as ela and i kind of look like you you have the same genes as either yeah inside me when moses comes with me i will have elo's jeans inside me too [Laughter] i think you're a lot i know but what i'm saying is well yes they'll probably look alike i mean they have this yeah yeah that's possible we'll be cousins i'm excited for that oh my god and trisha yeah it's just so weird it's the weirdest plot twist of any show ever no and maybe a baby crazy um is it tied in uh yeah it's tied okay be serious now let's focus all right you gotta give me a crazy-ass gift so that if we ever play this game we know both know the answer what do you want you gotta like stuff ethan yeah rolls-royce okay okay all right no i would that would be so weird if she bought me that you don't even go anywhere i'd be like if you either bought me that'd be like what that's okay though because honestly i just sit in mine and eat pizza literally i just sit in my car in the driveway i think if kovid was over and we were like driving every day the office i'd be more inclined to get a new car but it's like it feels so stupid because i literally never drive yeah catch him got you girl next all right next uh where is the strangest place that you guys have made love that's a that's a straight newlywed whoopee they would say well yeah it is one of their questions they would always ask on that show thinking back to where we used to be adventurous and not parents strangest places i mean we've been in quarantine so it's not really fair thing is i don't know but there is one does that include penetration or just following yeah that's what i'm wondering does it like uh how i mean the question says make love define make love let's just either premiere and say me and your sake let's just say it doesn't have to be penetration okay otherwise there's no like i don't think yeah okay let me think here oh this is embarrassing there's two i'm thinking outside there's two i'm thinking of also yeah well i think we already told it on the podcast no hints hey you giving it away no thanks moses thanks for backing me up i don't think we said anything about this weird well you got an answer this is so embarrassing okay you guys are you guys done okay all right ethan and trisha first reveal water museum oh i see oh nightfall nightclub in tel aviv right i should have known and then moses also said water museum water museum [Applause] we haven't been anywhere the only place that was not her house or my house was the museum and he's never had sex on that side of his place before that's not that crazy you guys with all the water things okay yourself it doesn't happen this is it just is the craziest place okay i'm just saying you always need to step it up you guys what'd you guys have sex on like the dance floor oh no it's in the bathroom no and it's not fair because they did talk about it in the podcast they did talk about it in the podcast just that we hooked up in the bathroom wow in your skinnier days oh yeah because i could never anymore like get inside a bathroom and try to like put my legs up well it wasn't that it wasn't a stall it was like a private bathroom with the door closed he had room but there was more room than you would you're currently imagining oh my god and she then i couldn't you couldn't like pick me up can you imagine two big fatties in a saw trying to get it on i've never dated a bigger guy so i don't know i think that's why though just like nature says you need one skinny person in the relationship to like lift up yeah man at a certain point you can't do you just can't it's just like hugging up giant it's just there's nothing going to happen do you want to show mike and molly melissa mccarthy's show and there was another big actor and they were both big people dating that's the premise of the show is that there were two fat people dating did they penetrate i always thought about that though i was like so yeah they never showed like love scenes if you do you have to like lift your fat like everyone has to lift their fat and then like it takes some really maneuvering that's what i do you don't your belly doesn't hang over no no yeah mine doesn't get either i'm kidding not yet god i mean listen we're working on it lena's coming with some pizzas so we're still tied no we we got you guys just yeah the water museum that's so ridiculous it what how is it ridiculous it was weird though it was really awkward too i was like about to leave and then he's like wait but it's just not weird it's his house you guys don't understand the water museum is attached to his [ __ ] house no it's inside it's his house with the bed and it's not there's nobody in there no but what if you do it in the teddy fresh offices and you've never been anywhere else since you met that would be the place look you guys make your own rules i'm just saying y'all need to quarantine yeah you guys need to get weirder than that i expect more from you well in the back of my car we did my ass that's like that's more interesting than the water museum no because it was weird it was all like dark and ghetto you could hear like sirens and he's like wait real quick before you go let's just walk over the couch i was like i guess okay [Laughter] all right well i'm wishing you guys more interesting love making in the future i've always said i'm vanilla i'm not that crazy i like to just like i lay on my back turn around get on top like that's it i don't do anything nuts boom boom boom yeah i just you know i'm rarely on top now like potions get out some rabbits with 20 o'clock moses did say to me the other day he's like you don't get on top anymore i'm like oh i'm fat i'm getting like the 20 pounds i mean yeah i mean i don't think if i if i had to crawl on top of elo i could ride her i mean i think i would kill her no i held myself pretty good i bounced pretty good but lately i've been getting too much weight so i'm like sorry ah dude with peace and love i've seen you get winded making a tick tock yeah this morning i don't think you're supporting your weight very much no i was actually i'm good at supporting my weight i'm good at holding it oh my god our bed almost broke a couple times so i stopped doing it for real i had to reinforce our bed but it was a shitty bed because when he got on top too it also cracked so it was just a shitty bud all right back okay okay all right all right you ready for the next one yes this one is kind of a joke one but we had to put it in here oh okay so for ethan and trisha your spouse went out for oh i want to tell that beach story because i wrote beach that was so creepy remember that yeah no we weren't sick we were we went to like a nude beach just for we didn't know it was a nude i went to a beach in santa cruz but it was pretty much empty there was nobody there so we were just hanging out and we started like making out and stuff naked no no we weren't no you guys weren't and then i looked behind me and there was this creepy old dude jerking off watching though and me and ela got so freaked out we immediately bounced but i guess that's he probably just thought like we were exhibition because it was a nude beach we just we didn't knows and it would be i don't know that's beach though it was so disgusting we thought it was completely empty because there was no one like visibly there well we went to like a far corner too we went away from everybody and then i turned around there's some [ __ ] naked dude jerking off like from 20 feet behind us we were immediately packed up and bounced so that guy was like well they don't like that i like it some people might like it actually like sure yeah he might think you know it's a nude beach but we were clearly in like a private area was this when you guys first met it was yeah i mean she it was when she no i don't remember i never remember the second visit maybe yeah oh okay so it's early on because i don't think we ever just like went to a beach and made out with each other like i never have the urge to like make out in public i think that's cool i mean we were younger you guys are we were younger yeah we're older we had more we had more uh what's the word horniness yeah yeah i get you hello yeah no i'm just thinking about it all right go ahead dan yeah it was weird though all right sounds like a good one that's a better that's good story that's why we're at the beach i'm going to ask this question to moses and ela your spouse went out for pizza without you what do you do what to get who's just for ela yep what do elon moses do if if we went out for pizza without them right this is a [ __ ] question yeah yeah it's that's a meme question oh okay i'm a new age after i don't know these things it's not fair but i'll put but i'm gonna show that the answer regardless no wrong answers yeah and that doesn't count this can be a freebie go ahead and show your answers ethan and trisha p and the baby in the basement did you say anything what did you say these postmates made their own food oh you're talking about the food what did you write you just keep working on my stuff i mean it could be whatever really sad your girl goes to pizza without you what do you do no but you don't understand she does that every day when she does a mukbang so ethan and trisha what is one thing of that your spouse would love to get rid of something that you guys own that your spouse would love to get rid of that's not it's a hateful question hopefully we own i don't know i'll just write i'm gonna write i don't think that this is real but i'm just writing it because it's the only thing i can think i think it of make your life it would make your life easier let's say that if i can try to telepathically communicate with you here it would make her life easier i don't know if i if i could erase one thing out of my life it would maybe help your life a little bit erase something out of our life or something we own something we own one thing that i could throw out that you'd be like okay that's cool oh all right you're running out of time now or never never oh i got it this isn't the dead air show people we have a show to do people like dead air oh really yeah why would anyone want us to sit here silently let's call me a little bit of people call me why don't they just go outside and listen to that air outside why are they watching this show for dinner i don't know that's a good question i got it i got it from you guys ready okay ethan and trisha reveal ps5 the ps5 yeah exactly not really though not really though yeah just like you're on moses oh he gets pissed if i'm like lighting candles are you sensitive to that yeah he's sensitive to smell yeah it's about the smell and the smoke of it in a closed room i need fresh air you want to throw our candles out no it's more certain smells like now we buy them together once that we both like they're like why is that close he came over and just blew out my candles i'm like excited you did that and you opened the door i was like no that's funny because i love candy i must have really irritated him though what i can't breathe i don't know that i would have the balls to blow out a girl's candles though i do it all the time everywhere even in people's home if i go don't you ask no i can't breathe it's like he's like weird as [ __ ] when you first meet him that's why i don't know who this is now oh he was sober he's like that's kind of a wild thing to do i used to be like i only like you if you wax not shave i'm like oh my god you can't just say that to a girl first week of meeting me i was like i'm gonna shave like i don't know what to tell you like they say it that way though that's pretty ballsy too i didn't say that way though that's what did you say how did you say it more of his preference you know yeah you just say just so you know i have this problem not the first week of me no you wax or shame now it wasn't like that eye shape are you okay with the shaving but it wasn't like that she brought it up and i was like yeah you brought it up no i did not you're like i just prefer a wax i'm like okay i shake moses says you asked him and he answered the question she brought it up she said something about you know that's what big ed did just saying yeah oh when we watched it that's exactly what i thought i was like you cannot say that to a girl although to be fair gave it as a gift i didn't say that it's already like really everyone feels so sensitive about this topic already like girls because it's like well i was just saying she's so there's a big there's like a [ __ ] there's a huge chasm in what happened here this person i just met five days ago should i wax or shave no no it's not that crazy i remember it exactly she brought it up she didn't ask me she brought it up she just said it and i said i prefer yeah i prefer wax that's my house whatever you wax your pubes moses no no but i would never tell her what to do that's for sure he did at the beginning not anymore he's very like whatever even if i don't shave you better you're gonna be in a long-term relationship you better get ready for now he's great now like honestly like is a different person i'm like who is this person like i don't even know who this person is he's like insanely nice like who are you and same here same here you know and he's like doesn't matter if i wear a big ass underwear he's like those are sexy i was like he's just y'all better get used to it i mean that's what it is oh no he doesn't care at all if i don't shave for like four days like whatever like he doesn't care i mean what are you doing for a month she can do what she wants to do that's not true he's such a liar he would turn he would not be with me all right no but we have the same preferences hates bushes this isn't the pubenning what is the problem you do with pubic hair these days i knew i didn't room just grow but shave it all come i love shaving it all completely but is there a new trend like a landing strip you know that was like popular 90s is there like a trend now with pubic hair you're just shaving it close i just shave it all i don't know what's the trend why not i'm not married forever i like to shave for myself like i go nuts but i'm just saying yeah okay just groom you ready yeah all right uh we'll direct this one to moses and ela if your partner could choose a profession outside of entertainment what would it be very interesting so wait who's this for their you're answering for yourself what you would do if you wanted an entertainment mine what the f would mine be yeah same i feel like we just talked about this too what would my preference be because they're all all the things are creative i know you have an answer elo i literally don't know well i kind of know what you wanted like before yeah i don't know if you still want okay i think i know oh i think we talked about this actually it's funny because this answer is so stupid like i would never do this it's like i would never [ __ ] be able to do this mine's like real i think i would do this and i can't even spell it that tells you how much it's embarrassing that i can't spell this i'm going to look it up and you want to do a spelling bee i would love to do one with you um dr phil i think that i think that i spell better than ethan i know it is pretty funny oh yeah because like you have a whole different alphabet that you grew up with you're a good sign i remember like you're really you are you're very smart you know i mean you're very smart what can i say it blows my mind when people from i don't feel like i'm smart though i feel like you're smarter but you're probably like it's different all right ready i'm ready i looked it up i'm not all right ethan and trisha reveal what you said so ethan's a physicist and you said why wouldn't i be able to write comedy but that's still creative that's not fair well they got it wrong anyways you're right eli your answer is right i'm wrong you're right ila i'm wrong i would say that's still entertaining dominic i actually would genuinely love to try and work at domino's you said domino's work yeah that's a true one what was moses's answer i applied very ambitious lawyer wait what was the question again my dream what would i what would i want to do if i wasn't in my current profession yours is right yeah you answer right i said feminist i said physicist i'm a [ __ ] idiot you're right no your answer is right it's comedy i don't even know what a physicist is what does that even mean you'd be a horrible converter you'd have to stick to physicists you'd be a better physicist you think so i just don't think you're like you're funny but i don't think you could write for other people okay funny write me a script one day and i'll write you a script see if there's a better shot right oh you think you're good act one act one eating domino's pizza sitting at home and big granny underwear eating pizza i love that treasure you're not wrong you're not wrong about that yeah thank you that's your strength you're funny on the spot you're improvised yeah okay that's what you do no it is a compliment all right i'm a physicist can't even spell it can you be it if you can't spell it no no no definitely not yeah but you said domino's so i mean at least your expectations are in the middle of the day twice and they they said no both times they're like yo tone down your expectations a little bit literally yeah they never hired me much lower than domino's worker rude i'm just saying like if you're not qualified to be a domino's worker i don't know what the [ __ ] you can do i guess a stripper because i got hired as a stripper yeah stripper at a ghetto strip club go godfathers and van eyes it was a really ghetto the godfather prostitutes are there for sure so wait what so we both got that wrong right what did you write moses lawyer i was thinking about movies you're talking about a lawyer your honor i'm kind of arguing my case i believe you're good at arguing but the whole difference wow i'd love to see you in a suit being your honor wow it's not happening with peace and love your honor i think you're a [ __ ] idiot peace and love is your thing not mine your honor i would like to open with saying i think you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] whatever you do no she would say like your honor you're right right you're right yeah no she's like right right i'm a good lawyer i also thought we should try maybe circus acts like being a trapeze artist or something oh yeah you'd be good at that you get winded making a tick tock on the trip you literally got winded it was a joke no you wasn't a joke there was nothing rolling yeah ethan you do too oh called out oh yeah guys but i'm saying who's in better shape you know what me no let's do an office support get that lined up see who's involved let's do that [Applause] you will not you can't even i don't even think you could support like and write it down in the uh i'll do the future episode pull ups i'm in oh please you cannot do a pull up i can do a pull up i can do bipolar okay no i don't think i don't think you can use anything in here but holy [ __ ] there's no way you can i was a stripper i pulled myself up on a piece maybe you were a stripper 100 pounds ago i just no listen it is rude but there's no way you can do a pull-up now strong i'm [ __ ] strong it takes a little does anyone think she could do a pull-up yes thank you babe we'll have to see no let's go use some speculation we're going to find out what's on this book i have to carry my weight around all day i'm so [ __ ] strong i pull myself up from [ __ ] okay i'm sorry i'm sorry for saying that because i say my point is that i think maybe you could do a pull-up but you would be let's just get on the obstacle course you know what when conan went to israel he actually trained he did the obstacle course for the israeli army i feel like we could do that too like climbing over those walls we could do that same course oh my god i don't think he must be good over the first lap of the call actually moses did shade me and say you couldn't do that i was like excuse me i couldn't do that no okay let's set up an obstacle let's just do a fit we could just go down to a playground anywhere and be like okay do one pull up and both of us would be like nobody should get off of course like going over the tires and let's do it like we don't need military grade we need the fifth grade playground do it like uh like ninja warriors yeah ninja warrior we're not even gonna get over the first like thing kill it i've done physical competition on reality trisha really thinks she's a ninja warrior i am a ninja warrior oh my god get me on a date with no nails i've got it just give me a i love that i love that let's get out and do that i'm so excited presidential fitness test i aced all of it except for the mile i did the toad you're talking about you were like 12 years old yeah did you eat all of it how you performed in high school has no bearing on what's happening here right now stronger now we ordered a gym set i put 75 000 on gym equipment i'm like working out okay you bought gym equipment doesn't mean you could do a pull-up i'm doing it god i wish we had a pull-up bar here i'll do it right now there's no way you should do a single pull-up i can do a pull-up and we should give you guys we should give you guys like a month to train so you have like i don't know now they're turning in some weight loss [ __ ] okay no no it was like no i could kill it i did taekwondo i did kickboxing i did all this [ __ ] i was a volleyball player you can't do a single pull-up and i say that with peace like literally give me a stripper pole i'll literally put myself upside down right now i'll climb up that boat i just say stripper bowl i said pull up i can do it i think you were never able to do one so you're projecting that on me dude i uh listen what i was able to do at 18 has no bearing on what i can do now and i could do it like i'm stronger and i could do it like i'm stronger now i used to be i used to do one arm pull-ups can we go to the next okay well can you do that now no of course and that's not a good thing my muscles are bigger okay just cause you have little baby arms doesn't mean that you can't you'll pull up better than me i can do one better listen i'm not sure either of us could do it but if anyone's doing a pull-up it's me i got it i'm so excited for this oh my god we got next week we're going to the [ __ ] playground i think we need to go to the like the literal playground because i don't i don't think we deserve any more respect than that like i don't even think we can make it across the monkey bars oh easy i'm a monkey bar champ i don't think you can go where did you get monkey bars oh i did monkey bars like i don't know don't say like live i don't want to like lie but okay we're going to the playground continue your rest is grass you're asking i'm so excited let's celebrate by eating some dominoes that'll help i should be here shortly oh yeah where is that domino's all right all right uh next question um so for ethan and trisha what is your partner's weirdest quirk oh there are so many yeah [Laughter] ela's very normal i've always thought she's like a very normal grounded person really yeah oh that's so interesting how different they are i guess the age difference maybe yeah he's got the brunt of it as like the he's the youngest so he got the most well he's the oldest they're all the oldest yeah moses got the most [ __ ] up yeah and his his mom was like young and yeah my sister got like the youngest generally i think it's just when the parents aren't ready because like when my sister was born my parents were really young she got like most [ __ ] up peace and love of course oh you guys are the baby both of you i'm the baby and so is he oh god we got the best oh no no that's the worst no i think that too babied maybe but like my parents were most financially stable and they were like most mature when they had me well babies the family are bad because they get everything handed to him because my sister's the baby i'm doing everything hannah okay my sister my sister loves the show i love her okay she's great she's doing her own thing now what are you middle and the middle challenge yeah you're [ __ ] up like yourself middle child problem middle child isn't there's issues with the middle class well that's definitely true i've got the most mental health issues for sure okay i'm the only one who doesn't use anything no i didn't write anything ela what's the weirdest quirk where does quirk um okay i'm gonna write something this is the one that i think bothers me the most okay how do you describe a cork like um just like something unique weird unique thing that you do this is something that annoys me about you that was not the question just a cute quirk that's not a cute quirk you're like this is the question what was what's your weirdest quirk is the question the weirdest weirdest it doesn't have to be like people it's more about being strange or unique yeah i think this annoys me about you i'm something [ __ ] but i wrote something i wrote something did you ever get annoyed with each other or no not that much moses never gets annoyed with me ever i was like what's wrong with you like i just sat there for the saturday for the second move i literally sat on the couch while he like put boxes up and down the stairs i was like aren't you like annoying me that i just sat here all day for eight hours while you did all the work he's like i'm annoyed i'm annoyed i didn't help i'm annoyed too i was like i don't want to stay here for eight hours like this is boring how's that not annoying you moses i don't know sitting down seems to me seem more boring she doesn't help you she does help in different ways different ways i think moses just knows what to expect no but that's the thing there's different balances we we balance each other well but he wasn't even pissed he's like you want to get some food i'm like you're not annoyed i'm just sitting here doing nothing about being on my that's what i want to do but i know that you will kill me so i help no but the thing is she's not lazy she's a hard worker if she was a lazy person right right a different story right that's true you're not lazy you're the breadwinner kind of well ethan is not lazy but i would still kill him yeah yeah no no i would be my head i would be dead if i if because like if we move he was like she's on it she's like oh really she's like packing unpacking she's like so focused and working and i'm like i'm just if i sit on the couch i'm [ __ ] toast did you oh really what do you do you unpack two i don't know i just take [ __ ] out of the boxes and try to figure something out no he was something that something that ethan will do is like get all the utilities or sword or insurances and all that stuff which i hated so yeah i don't do that either they're all under money's name yeah well now our business manager handles all that thank god i don't have to think about it oh yeah we need to get like a helper i think most of it's just too much like at this at a certain point managing all the bills and the insurance and stuff it's like i'm starting to miss stuff and like car insurance and then it's like it's just it's so [ __ ] up it just becomes a lot to juggle my life is so complicated [Laughter] all right you guys have an answer yeah yeah all right so ethan and trisha i gotta write bigger you can water cloud water slash cloud obsession what does that say so i wrote picky eater cookie eater picky i was gonna write that but that's not a cork is it i think it's a core yeah it's kind of like what'd you write i was gonna write that she literally wrote that guy no no she was gonna write picky eater i don't know and moses said i am water he has a weird ups like a really actual he's not kidding and i tell him you guys got that right you know what i say to him i'm like i think you're trolling with this and he's like no he literally thinks when you die you become the water absorbs your body and that's what you become i'm more sometimes i worry about moses because he's got this he's so obsessed with water yeah but with peace and love well he gets his i think we think he might be a little autistic and with peace and love something's uncomfortable on his neck like he gets he like i mean he might have something but yeah i think it's awesome he'll just stand there and be like the clouds like out of nowhere you might be like adhd no no anything around his neck smells he gets like crazy he's like oh i can't like hyper sensitivity yeah he's hypersensitive that's part of autism i love it i don't okay welcome all right i just never thought he knows that he knows he is no i i know i've i've heard people that are on the spectrum describe it and then i realized oh my god that's exactly what i mean interesting i love it i love that we both have a little bit of a um something wrong with us well we all do yeah yeah so cool with peace and love and i think that's a good thing because i can speak out now for autism people like oh my god now you're championing autism you don't even know if he has autism we think he does okay so now you're going out for oh our waiter told us tourette's tick tock is a big thing right now i forgot to tell you i'm not i'm not participating in that it's people trying to finish a sentence and they can't do it that's not that i don't have that issue but just maybe something with your hand just put it on tik tok okay i'll think about it try and maybe write something and see if you can write a word down without doing that come on i'm not like a [ __ ] like pair police you know ethan ethan always does that when he plays video games and then his character will like look around really that's the problem when he's streaming is because when he plays with people they're like why is he doing that what's wrong with him i'm hard and i tell him sometimes i tell him just say it that you have it and it doesn't want to because it's like a conversation it's like yeah i need to accept can you put that on tick tock because always every time i go i have two yeah you don't have tourette's what are you really doing and i say no i have tourette's and they go what does that mean what is it it's like it's not it's just turns into this whole conversation put it on tick tock tick tock is a big thing and that's a real thing to rest tick tock yeah my way our waiter loved it he's like i love threads tick tock i was like oh what is that i'm not like a i i don't know it just yeah he was telling us about it i don't know you gotta you know at least if you have to live with something bad at least you know make money off it yeah so i mean you know yeah it is annoying playing video games because i'm always like looking in the top corner of the game it's like an ocd thing and it it just it makes it actually harder to play the game because i'm trying to like play a boss and i'm keep looking i'm playing on like extra hard mode so you have ocd and tourette's yeah tourette's is like related to ocd and overeating anything else though i think i have three things too i think i'm bbd schizophrenia and overweight you're not schizophrenic i have early onset no yeah you're 35 you're 32. you're 32. you're maybe that's the pizza maybe that's all right all right i didn't hear anything the pizza so i feel like uh so how many questions wasn't fair what no you lost you had the right answer yeah you you didn't write it i should have just wrote it i don't know i love that you know like i could have put this it's fine i'll take the l i think you guys are winning what is it yeah yeah what's the score it's 11 trisha moses 10 eatanila we had more than that oh calm down moses you guys you're winning let's keep going let's cover some ground before the pizza gets here okay okay the pizza is here that means the show is over so what we're gonna do is um we'll do you guys are up by one point we're going to play one more question for two points okay so either you're going to slam dunk us or we're going to win by one we're going to slam dunk it all right it's got to be a good one let's see um oh i feel like this might be good okay ethan and trisha who is better at haggling prices oh wow i know what that's like so easy okay i mean i i know what you wrote [ __ ] okay is a wild man are these middle eastern i mean i think that's part of it yeah israelis are [ __ ] up that was the whole thing on conan was him haggling prices in israel did you see that did you ever see him go to israel i think i saw him yeah and he literally was like how do i haggle prices i'm like is that a thing people do over there yeah they do oh okay i go over there especially at the market and [ __ ] oh i don't hear anyone are you ready okay are you ready let me write this bigger i feel like i'm writing so small you can't see it on camera here let me write so you can read it okay ready all right reveal what this is he and moses i feel like aren't i always negotiating with like brands and [ __ ] in the email like i'm always like haggling that's true that's not really haggling that's negotiating is there a difference between haggling and negotiating a polite way of saying it haggling is like for a dollar negotiating's for like ten thousand i pay triple this guy was gonna sell us a purse for 200 i'd always give him 300. i swear we did that on thursday i all right you guys win that's it you guys crushed it so i'm not i'll just say right now i'm not donating to joe austin [Laughter] let's just go eat some pizza okay that was fun though that was a good wholesome experience yes that was that was fun cool and we're gonna go successfully pizza together without having a meltdown it's the first time pizza because last time we never got to eat pizza goes so now and if you guys want to watch us eat pizza you better go follow us on tick tock fish 88 ethancline h3 dude that one clip of me going like are you go going like it's so bad i saw it on my page on my home page they had like nine million views and then i just made a video of me watching it and i was like this guy i am yes yeah because the guy they like reenacted it perfectly and i was like the guy's better than me and it got like so funny i mean they actually had more than that didn't you did they take us oh he tagged me i think i don't think he got the tag this has nine my reaction is nine million views that's so crazy all i did was watch ever wait i thought you said you liked my tick tock uh wait you don't like my ticket the poop thing was weird they have 11 million views did they take us on it no they didn't tag us they didn't even say frenemies oh apparently everybody just knows but there was people reacting to them and how popular we are uh yeah we're killing it but there was people reacting to them saying this guy's hilarious not even knowing that it was about us i was like what it's crazy how dare they i mean i was splattered that but people who knew knew in the comments i saw the comments that they knew they knew they know they know real ones only who's the real hmm [Music] dude i am i felt so bad for that documentary i feel so bad for her yeah i feel i honestly free britney free brittany i'm gonna join brittany i want to go into the house with her make trisha brittany's name conservative conservator i won't argue with you jamie i just want to love her too okay thanks for watching everybody have a great week and we'll see you and if you want to watch more podcasts of us without trisha i mean who would want to watch that no no no i can't do that no don't forget everything we don't do anything else next tuesday monday another friday tuesday everything else in between is filler [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 3,355,809

Rating: 4.9291329 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, trisha paytas, frenemies

Id: dbeuZGzg5_E

Length: 100min 4sec (6004 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 09 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/AintNoPablo]

Petition to get Trisha and Ethan proper whiteboard erasers

[u/VivaLaEmpire]

Goodness, Ethan’s smile when Hila is complementing his cooking 🥺 he looks like a happy child! His smile was everything at that moment hahaha

[u/alllllyg]

Trisha happily oversharing the fact that she regularly visits some vlog squad tumblr page for updates on them lmao

[u/itswatson2]

1. I can't stop laughing at the idea of Moses walking straight into someone's house and blowing out the candles
2. I need to see Moses vs. This Candle Smells Like My Butthole

[u/Terminus-Paradis]

Trisha giving Ethan the answer to the "what did your so wear on your first date" and Hila telling Moses to go straight to the kitchen was so funny.

Edit: also Hila and Moses drawing on the white boards was adorable omg.

[u/moosegoose90]

Moses blowing out people’s candles omggggg candle villain

[u/tommytambor]

When Ethan wrote cancer and Hila wrote cockroaches I actually wheezed, idk why but that just broke me 🤣

[u/General_Amoeba]

They really should do an obstacle course, or maybe a relay race type thing where each couple is a team.

[u/mediciii]

I’d love it if every few months we got another Hila/Moses episode. This was fun