Cheese Mukbang Disaster - Frenemies #9

we're back you know we missed a week and i think we all felt that i was really sad i think that's set me into the depression i'm currently in that i'm telling you but i really do think because i was i was so glam i got up at 6 00 a.m i was ready at 9 a.m and then at 9 9am you're like are somebody's aunt somebody tested for covet and i was like well go get tested right now you guys are like the king and queen of getting tested in 15 minutes yeah but it's not the thing is like it's still not safe if if if i just found out that someone in my bubble has been infected it you're supposed to quarantine for like you know 10 days but it was a bubble of someone in your bubble it was someone else's bubble it was my housekeeper's sister right tested positive so i was like oh [ __ ] that you know yeah so i we canceled all of our plans for the whole week it was awful you know it was horrible and i i i was very i was very sad too that we had and today we almost had to cancel again because our power was out okay two weeks in a row i've had really great outfits planned and i already got glam and everything i was already in this when you were gonna cancel again and i was like that's why you're like we might do it tomorrow i'm like no i got my red itself ready today and you know what was especially sad is that we have such a fun fantastic episode planned to the tea and you know listen i don't get i don't have much in life and i've never mooked being let alone with a fondue set where'd you get this we're gonna mooc bang together that sounds sexy maybe can we do a naked mush bang for only fans after that is like the most unattractive thing i can imagine kitties out and everything everything pantless why do people pay why would people pay to see that they can watch it now because no one's seen it from you they want to see the people i think people oh they want to see my penis while they eat cheese oh it's a thing you think people would pay to see my penis i know people would do you know who nicotto avocado is yeah he does that on only fans yeah but he does weird wild stuff he like [ __ ] does gaping [ __ ] porn and he makes like so much money like six figures off only fans god i can't imagine paying to see victor cardo's gaping [ __ ] yeah your surprise is better i think you would make more money i think you're more attractive than a cacado yeah but i wouldn't go as far as he does you know what i mean yeah like just my dick handling out i mean nobody wants to see that i would i'd pay five dollars what about 20. if i'm in it too yeah 20. let's let's see let's do a hard left turn um congrats on the success of teddy fresh thank you i didn't know it was so poppin why do you say that me and uh moses were at free people in manhattan beach and we walked in and they're supposed to wear free people outfits and she was wearing a teddy fresh outfit the employee and i'm like aren't you supposed to be wearing free people she's oh i try to sneak in people free people is like a huge overpriced store it's like really trendy it's like 300 for a t-shirt and we went in there and she was wearing teddy fresh free about that sounds like enslaved people to me you have the worst jokes although i miss these jokes i was so sad i honestly like cried last week that i didn't get to see you every person in my thousand dollar outfit well it's more free like hippie free that's like they're like a hippie vibe like that's their free people i can't afford that [ __ ] yeah the bougie ones can like jared leto yeah jared is more of a [ __ ] freak cult jared little's such a freak why because he's got like a cult dude he found some next theme [ __ ] i want to go i heard about it on your on the other podcast and i was like oh i want to go there i was going to go to croatia okay before we get started with this first of all thank you to adam and eve for sponsoring this episode thank you for getting me off this morning i squirted with their egg this morning let's wait we'll talk we'll give them all the love in the world in about 30 minutes and i also want to say trisha and i'm i'm sorry i know you're not going to like this but i'm having a teddy because you can be like why are you promoting your own [ __ ] in our show even though you do it all the time okay it's fair enough yeah thank you fair enough fair enough teddy fresh black friday sale 30 to 50 off everything go ahead head on over to teddyfresh.com and see if there's anything good you like there because it's 30 to 50 percent off we're doing black friday for the whole month of november because [ __ ] 2020. what a coincidence online.com is also doing black friday the whole month except it's one dollar for the entire oh i thought it was free you went you raised the price it was only free for election day wow you raised the price you've changed it's always five dollars but now it's one dollar for black friday so only trish.com you really have changed all right let's get to the cheese i've got like so much i want to talk about but i feel like we should just get to the cheese because the only thing is you eat and hot you like them that's what the mukbang is which parts muk and which parts bang what do you mean it's a korean word there's no there's no separation of the words it's mukbang what does mukbang mean eating show korean for eating oh it just means eating yeah all right well i cook some steaks so let's get those out before they go rotten and i don't need any help having diarrhea tonight so let's not eat rotten meat okay you're so disgusting dude i'm sorry you're the girl talking about cheese in your [ __ ] because we have adam and eve today oh you made this yeah oh my god it's like a date you cook dinner for me wow i feel so special it's not a day you don't do that you usually order pizza i see your tic tacs you're like we're gonna order pizza tonight oh i cook really i don't know ask you that she's here oh you're here today hi does he cook really oh we both get two or more fat [ __ ] monster we each get two to first of all that's not a lot trigger warning to people with eating disorders damn that's like not a lot eating disorder wait do people with eating orders eating disorders get trigger warnings yeah i think a warning to uh anorexic people we are going to be eating a milk thing and then do we trigger warning to obese people too what's the word trigger warning same thing like eating like binge eating all that stuff is like people with eating disorders trigger warning you're gonna like this video okay so here so we're trying to recreate you guys all seen the viral vid of the asian mukbanger dude who [ __ ] did a explosive cheese so so here this we're gonna see if this one works exactly zach oh zak troy i love zak toy okay here we go oh so we're trying to replicate the zak choi oh this is the destructive cheese and then we're gonna see if we can oh is it gonna fountain over well it's supposed to right oh i've never seen this i've never seen this where'd you see that what do you mean i've never seen this before what what's happening because it's not fountaining over no but i see it i see it um like it's in the pipes it wants to get there come on sucker come on now bye get up that pipe now boy wow yeah oh get in that pipes baby all right dip dip your uh wait we dip the steak dip [Laughter] this is a wait why is it doing that i think it's bad i think it's not working oh my god open your mouth open your mouth oh i missed it it's not going out you just got it what if i choke on it here get it in there trisha [Music] i gotta get closer get in there this is some only fan [ __ ] right here come on catch it oh my god everything's hot oh my god i got the cheese on me okay i so i mean it kind of tastes good should i put on the steak what we're doing no we have an issue is everyone okay okay well the thing is going okay the cheese is good though how do we do did you put the cheese on it okay we turned it off was that good oh yeah so here so here would you want do you want some yum i put some on i put some cheese and you came from your hands well what can you do it's a mukbang did you wash them no okay [Music] the steak is cold i don't mind it you like that wow i mean it's a lot it tastes like cheese it's pretty good y'all i mean i'm not gonna hate on it i think it's really good i think there's not enough cheese on it like my ideal bite is like that take the whole thing like that like just that part what if one of us dies tonight have a hard time probably i mean the show will go good i guess i could sue you because i'm under age three man moses might how about trigger warning before judy's been sued before for what you've been two before you lost or win i won oh that's scary that's intimidating onto itself i think like a napkin oh i have one under the big finger hold on so i just realized that this whole show is just gonna be us munching in the microphone and getting them is that why people oh well it's disgusting because i'm sitting here going i like it can you see how [ __ ] gross the table is okay it's so gross such a vibe for the video though right it's gross people it's just such a fun the name of the podcast should be two gross people like that disgusting first of all i've lost weight i'm no longer fat i'm under 200 pounds now what did you lose i lost three pounds hey i'm still under 200. what are you 2.9 am i under 200 what does it look like kind of what does this look like you're just very skinny in your shoulders i i have very broad shoulders you have very skinny shoulders so you look skinny kind of iconic was this good though you did good on the steak cheese i love this steak you did so good on it [Laughter] all right well oh there's cheese all over the mic too looking at you e is like watching my selfie and it kind of repulses me it's kind of gross like why people watch my mukbangs they're like well to be honest i don't think i can eat more steak i'm like done but i'll wait for you i have questions for you if you want to we can get the next course if you want to finish that finish that i'm going to feed you i'm going to take the royal feeder i knew you were into this okay yeah look at my wife i'm super undefeated she's like oh my god trigger warning for skinny people out there some people might be triggered okay i want to show you a video since i've got you in your most vulnerable spot eating [ __ ] steak and cheese it's good good i'm glad you like my steak i take my steak cooking very seriously yeah i'm surprised why does that surprise you i don't know i'm so out of it oh my god okay i've got a question yeah you claim that you don't know what i a lot of people go does trisha play up her like ignorance with like the holocaust and climate change and mm-hmm i i personally flip-flop between yes and no people by the way said you didn't know climate change because you didn't explain it to me everyone i talked to was like even ethan didn't even know you didn't give me a chance you start you want to know climate changes do you want me to do no i'm over climate change that's what i mean what do you want me to do you go what does it mean that you i would start talking about climate change and you go oh what's going to happen if the ice melts i was like well like millions of people will be displaced climate change is when there's a bunch of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere and so it's causing the it's causing the globe to heat up from man-made oh my god nobody wants to hear about this don't you read it you're heating up and and and uh weather is changing it makes hurricanes worse it makes fires worse it just makes all the all the uh you know all the climate uh phenomenon it's more extreme okay i mean what do you want nobody wants don't you care that we're in a like a 100 year drought in california that's part of climate change okay what's the question and they even say that europe could freeze over as a result of climate change so it's not just eating the globe well you say that you were like oh ethan you don't know what climate change is you basically challenged me to [ __ ] you didn't waste 10 minutes of this podcast on that i just want you i picked [Applause] did you eat this cheese if i chewed it up and spit it out would you put it in your mouth what if i chewed it up and spit it into your mouth why would you do it for like a thousand dollars no i would do it for a thousand dollars i wouldn't do it for ten thousand really no you think i have like something wrong with me no it's just disgusting i wouldn't do it for anyone i don't think it's that disgusting i love being fed like a baby bird when people chew stuff up and spit in my mouth i think it's hot okay let's get back to the point oh my god i've been saying that i hate this you say that you don't know what the what do you want to be how much more do you want to talk about being fed like a baby bird oh okay i'm down what did i do that i'm controlling the pace okay let's talk about what you want to talk about go ahead and talk more about being fed like a baby bird go ahead i'll wait here and listen i was trying to stop you from climate change but you got to keep going keep i'm not talking i'm just moving on to the next thing okay i'm ready you said you don't know what the holocaust is yet in a video from 2012 you said this if you guys see my video the 20 things you didn't know about me you guys know i'm really big into like holocaust literature so probably [ __ ] does that mean i never said i didn't know what the holocaust was by the way wait why did you say 12 things you don't know about me i'm really into holocaust literature i like reading about jesus what book what book have you read about the holocaust i used to have a book of jew and it literally was a book of jews yeah it's a real book look it up about amazon book of jews i think and it goes through all the important like historical events is it called the old testament by chance no it's called i just said it in my tic tac today what is it it's like uh picky albert pekita wait how can you say in 2012 that you are into holocaust literature but then fast forward from two weeks ago you're like wait hitler did what first of all i didn't know the extremity of hitler i just like i didn't know i didn't know what it was really i just knew it was a jew thing and i didn't really understand what it was until we watched schindler's list half of schindler's list half of schindler's list well i had to stop because i didn't realize i didn't realize what it was i just knew it was a jew thing lots of jews died let me get this straight you couldn't finish schindler's list because it made you so uncomfortable yeah imagine how the jews felt and you can't even finish schindler's list well those were old time juice why do we always talk about jews i get in so much trouble and take right now next dish next ah this is so exciting oh can i get the uh can we get the liquid cheese out here yeah well can we not do something that spins around i really want to catch one in my mouth i thought i would have been so sick i'm sorry can i throw this in your mouth open your mouth open your mouth no i'm not a dog oh you could have caught it wait do you want more two more okay let me get lower you want like a curve or a straight shot curve oh no we gotta aim higher okay here i know i can get one in my mouth okay [Laughter] oh my god oh my god this is the littlest pretzel ever all right it's just a mess over here all right it's just gonna do the same thing this one is supposed to work so here we go you ready everybody in my hair thank you baby please work oh no it's pretty stringy you guys oh it looks hot too it looks scary because it's like warm does this work okay ah wow okay that feels a little too thick still doesn't it i love it maybe just pour some milk on top yeah no it's like heated i think that you see that yeah that doesn't look right that looks disgusting it's supposed to be like a beautiful fountain really okay let's go cheers oh my god i love a cheers okay are you gonna cheers me or no okay i love that you like it it's a little i like it okay i should have potato in it but other than that it's good you mean like what do you mean potato like you you you like just mix like boiled potatoes yeah like a boiled potato in there this is actually so good what do we think is this working i mean kind of we just put a dash of milk yeah just get it around like maybe on this side too dan you made this yeah wow well we just mixed cheese and milk so i didn't realize you couldn't see dan on the show people are like because on yours they see him right now they don't know who dan is some of the people yeah people like who did you talk to and i was like oh i thought you could see him so weird so you know how we always joke about this is the worst i feel like this is the worst episode why because we're just because it's like look at this isn't it right it's just munching and okay i think i think i mean this looks really disgusting it has looked like this i think it's good yeah i don't think it looked like it looked like exactly what that's kind of diarrhea yeah like look at the chunks come cascading down don't ruin it there's no elegance about that that was supposed to be elegant you're so gross all right bring a funny one bring one that's interesting prick pretzel not interesting well whatever oh my god bring the next dish why are you so hyped you're so hyped today i have to command oh my god thank you this is one i thought would be interesting i love fruit loops it's a bowl of fruit loops we're gonna do cereal with cheese you're just going for the fruit loops you don't even care about the cheese we're going to use the cheese as milk oh okay i love that so let's just take a scoop and then a big old thing of cheerios oh my god yeah this one i'm not too excited about get ready cheers oh that's not bad that ain't right because i i just want to be eating fruit loops but that this is [ __ ] i like the fruit it's abomination of god oh my god this is who i've got oh god wow this is worse than the holocaust you're not supposed to say his name i found out if you're jewish g you're not supposed to say yahweh well yahweh is the acronym because you're not supposed to you can say yahweh right oh you know [Laughter] i hate it you hate it but you're still eating it well yeah the nature of the beast in there um are we talking about today or no we're just doing eating show cause did you i feel like did you see the awesome mcgregor jake paul thing you're so stupid why are you over it no i just think that they're they're friends they're just faking it oh you're not into the fake fights i mean i think they're faking the beef right would you bite awesome groom no why you you're such a he's such a whip i am really i feel like you're a fighter would you fight me in a boxing match wrestling andy kaufman style he used to wrestle woman you're taking a lot of bites of that it's all good actually oh my god loki should we wrestle for like charity that would be pretty that would be pretty amazing maybe for a charity event yeah i wrestled i wonder if we should sell out like the staples center just for a big ass wrestling ring oh yeah you could do that you're busy just buy it out you know what i mean you're like my rich brother that i come to visit and they feed me [Laughter] here you go little there you go here's your froot loops and cheese cereal oh i miss you you're so sweet you're literally the nicest person i've ever met yeah okay oh do you see megan is missing or we go to the next thing here you want you want me to ask you stuff no it's asking you did you see megan is missing i don't know who that is who's making this video oh my god who's megan it's a huge netflix thing right now you didn't hear about it they use like found footage of like i don't want to spoil it for anyone but it's it was like a real story it was like trending on twitter last night i never even heard of it it's like that next the netflix phenomenon where your homepage is dramatically different than other people's you know based on what you know like sometimes there's shows on netflix that everyone's talking about that i never even heard of i think we need more milk because this is just this is the this is sad i thought it was good i think i think if we can just like mix up the milk i don't know if it needs more milk but i'm just gonna mix it up here you know what milk is bringing the milk bring in the milk it's from a cow on the bottom milk from a cow wait did you say milks from macau yeah so tell me about why you said that i have water oh yeah fill me up thank you why did you say milks from a cow it is what it's it's the plus of a cow uh it's the pus it's it's the puss of a cow and human breast smoke what about it is it also the pus of a female honestly no so what's the difference i don't know how does you think about it how does a woman create it yeah maybe it is they don't get zits around the pregnancy time maybe it is plus it's fun chicken nuggets it's it's uh sorry i got so excited all right bring it in so wait are you you telling me that um no good that cow milk that milk is from cows implies that you did there was a point recently where you didn't know that cow pus yeah but it's not cow [ __ ] it is cow oh you want chicken nuggets are we doing chicken nuggets because i do know we're chicken what do you mean cow puss like you know it's like milk you know like all mammals they lactate that's that's part of what it means to be a mammal even called these are so good these hit so hard oh my god i mean let's do cheese i'm down with cheese on this too yeah let's go you know what chicken nuggets are you know it wasn't where do you know what they like what they're made out of like chicken girl yeah yeah like bone and [ __ ] yeah it's like all the part of the chicken that you don't eat you know what can i say something like a beet yeah it doesn't gross me out i think it's beautiful though they do they don't go exactly like you're able to use these eyeballs and [ __ ] skin and bones it's like i'm supposed to be grossed out with that i think it's amazing that you can use these parts of the animals we don't want into this beautiful delicious little [ __ ] do you have nuggets fall of death do you like it yeah like nugs do you let your study would you let your son eat it no you're gonna get fast food yeah really i think so wow i think it's important to to um introduce them to everything so that they cause like my parents were really restrictive about what i could eat really and everyone i know who has really restrictive parents they end up fat like me mine weren't restricted i ate mcdonald's my whole life well and then there's people like you well i think the childhood trauma made me fat to be honest because i kept eating i still cook with eating which is why i'm getting away because i'm depressed right now i mean i didn't lose three pounds but i think that's when i was happy like two weeks ago this looks disgusting right like it's supposed to look better than this right no i think it looks cool i'll try and catch it the way you're supposed to i don't even know how you're supposed to catch it yeah because it's supposed to be more liquidy but okay these are so good all right get rid of the nuggets nuggets be gone pickles why did you give up on tick-tock i didn't give i just i've been posting i posted some you know i love this guy he's my favorite the yellow eyes who goes i never seen two pretty best friends yeah one of them always got it that one did good for you because i checked your views for you yeah that one did really good yeah i love that guy me too oh do you like pickles i hate pickles but i'll eat it but i hate them i i don't mind it but i don't like these thick boys i like my little microphone this isn't only fans all right everybody get your dicks out this is it this is definitely the worst episode we've ever done and and i say that with peace and love i imagine yours look like that you think i've got like would you consider that like a child yeah or like a normal that's normal what is that five inches what do you think how does it compare to this i feel like i'm packing more heat than this yeah really oh cause that's girthy well that's that's a thick one either just said i'm packing more heat congrats thank you only fans thank you i was hoping you would ride for me but i wasn't quite sure what you would say oh my god her brother is in this room and you're talking about your sex with him oh my god the [ __ ] that you [ __ ] say about your brother like how dare you even bring that up freak well usually ela's not in the room i wouldn't talk about sex in front of her whatever who cares yeah i got a fat one no i don't ugh oh ew and when i pee this is what it looks like yo where's your pickle oh you want me to do it too i really don't want to damn well that's not bad actually why did you slobber like you don't have to like spit me too but it's just disgusting everything's disgusting i don't like this i don't like this mukbang [ __ ] well i think we made it wrong with the cheese i had some made last week for us and you cancelled it looks good up until like this point and then this starts to get like really not right thanks [Laughter] um did you take a bite of the pickle or did you yeah what the [ __ ] bring the pickle back can i have his i want to eat off his pickle ew why guys that's kind of everything that's no don't eat the don't eat from my pickle why honestly i love tasting people's like spit to be honest you know i can't believe you ate the [ __ ] my pickled [ __ ] that's amazing like i actually thought that's probably my favorite but i've still not spit it out no i mean of all the [ __ ] i've eaten here today the pickle you eat [ __ ] okay what's this that's just a mild pepper these should be bigger like the banana boats on tick-tock that people eat what oh no why we're gonna like die it's a spicy pep it's a habanero happy new year okay you don't think so yet well we'll keep it here these are full these are full fresh habaneros this is so fun oh i hate sushi what is this baby i wrapped it up what's his idea thank you california what does that mean is it crab or is it fake crab fake crab you don't eat sushi no i don't like it wait why did you get this then is it baby got it i mean i'm just i'm here for you know i'm trying everything i love it so this is just there's not even seafood in this fake crab kind of [ __ ] oh it has fish in it okay let's get our diarrhea on yeah we'll stop saying that before we eat hmm is it everything as you say it's not everything no but it's some things but it's not hot your feet are not getting hot it's [ __ ] no it's not i mean none of the stuff we're eating is hot so it kind of goes with it i actually like that well really i think that's good yeah you gotta have gotten like sugar fish but the for this stupid [ 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there i don't know what this is what is this do you know which one this is that's all mozzarella is it blue or black it's just hot corn dog what do you mean blue or black there's no on the bottom stick oh it's black i think it's all mozzarella it's hard to tell why am i doing this is so gross i'm so excited this is my fave yeah mozzarella that's mom that's it oh this is hotter up here i think what's the yellow moon um it might be a sausage in it what's the nothing meme i think that's just all mozzarella there might be a sausage in yours at the bottom i think it's all moss hmm i want that one i hate sausage it's a hot dog what do you mean sausage i like just the all korean i like the all mozzarella but it's a hot dog it's not a sausage you know what's the difference is what's the difference i don't know i don't eat either one's a hot dog one's a sausage i'm jewish i don't eat pork hmm oh it was all good why would anyone watch this like like i mean the mukbang thing of people like this is a moving right like we're doing a movie then why would people watch this i actually helped with eating disorders people who don't want to eat alone and they eat with you really mm-hmm so we're saints we're both offending and helping the eating disorder people that's fine that's good i wish we could get them fresh you could get the cheese pull you always eat them like this because when you had them before you say why does this one look like it's a fish octopus or squid there's questions oh there's hot dog in this too where's me this is all mozzarella um what is that oh my god oh my god show that to the camera it's like putrid it's like full on mozzarella popsicle all right is this the this is the rice cake one isn't it that's what your veins are gonna look like oh i feel like you're veins i know every day i feel like i'm about to have a hard time what's this [ __ ] with the [ __ ] okay that's really good tastes like french fries on it oh no i'll split it with you oh no there's a sausage in there too i just like all cheese this is this this ain't right this is so good yum this is our favorite place to go me and moses so we go here on our dates tub you like it which one do you like just cheese no [ __ ] and he eats the hot dogs too sometimes but he likes all she's better wait smell like [ __ ] you never said your nickname for ela can you just say it now no why i don't say it it's embarrassing what is it i'm not telling you you can tell them no i won't tell anybody why not i just told you it's very personal like i watch your podcast and it's always like you complaining about politics i'm worried about covet and that's it it's never like oh today we you know had sex in you know the play room or something you know it's never like personal you're looking for sexual anecdotes but yeah we don't share a lot of sexual anxiety okay what about just like you dates you guys go on like oh we wait for the kid we don't go on dates you didn't want a date you went to the hotel yeah we talked about that whatever you watch all of our podcasts no i can get through five minutes and i'm like oh i can't what's that so you don't know what you're talking about no i read the comments you just read the comments you just want to see people sitting on me it makes me feel better about my comment section really it's that bad yeah i'm like my own people don't hate me that much you know not that they hate you but you know they are very critical of you you know yes i do know but with good reason because then i started watching like 10 minutes of it and you do talk a lot about politics and colbin and all yeah because that's what i care about you know right now okay but you're like an entertainer you didn't start off h3 as a political commentary so you're telling me basically to stay in my lane go back them critiquing girls and their bikinis you want me to call it tandem more twinkie female quickie more female twinkie jokes please i love that content this is [ __ ] disgust it's folding do you see it's folding are we gonna do hanukkah on their show are we gonna give each other like gifts for hanukkah sure and jelly donuts sufkani out yeah no yeah sufkanyam hi thank you sorry i apologize i'm very sorry about all this i'm sorry you have such a crew here it's impressive you have so many people working for you i have no banana no what the [ __ ] should we see how far we can get it on our feet all right [Laughter] all right you go first no you go first that's the funny why you're a pro okay wait no actually can i tell you fair warning i'm not good i'm not gonna blow jobs i'm not gonna deep throating so literally i'm not like it's like this is a no one situation for me and basically like if i'm actually good at it then i will never be forgiven for putting a banana down my throat you'll probably be let's see what you got wow that's impressive oh my god you went there girl where is it right here so you have to bite it so we know where it's at what if i just go fast and then bite it real fast like oh i don't know we can do that i'll do that then okay well you go then no you guys what if it breaks off with my throat i'm not this is like the gayest thing i've ever done you mean because i feel like i will never be forgiven like the this will always be on the internet okay go dan who cares you deep throw a banana dad who cares you're gonna you're gonna deep throw a banana dan dan goes who cares go ahead give dan a banana give dan a banana he's going to deep throat one after me right just do it yourself oh oh wow that's pretty good yeah you beat me yeah i think i got further where's my lipstick oh i thought my lipstick was gonna hit it i get a little dan your turn there's a banana right here oh there's not ela's getting a banana for dan to deep throat a big deal who cares if i'm gonna be on the internet doing that you are too [ __ ] all right well let's eat some cheese on a banana what could be better than than room temp it's starting to like con congealed coagulate yeah i've bad memories with this banana it is it's awful you're such a baby real so gross oh my god this is so exciting yeah right and bite down so we can see how deep you got it yeah make sure you see your throat yeah wait wait wait the machine's covering your face yeah come this way yeah yeah oh yeah that's good all right you dirty [ __ ] [ __ ] wow wow holy [ __ ] i think you might have won that little deeper yeah dunk it in that and [ __ ] dirty oh my god i would never want to work for you ever ever well humiliation is just you know it's in the it's in the uh engagements uh engagement agreement what are you gonna do when dan leaves you you know he's gonna get a better paying offer somewhere else that's just like how i don't think so that's like my best friend's work they know he worked for h3 from the ground up and so now they're gonna be like oh we'll give you more money to come here because we know you can do it i think dan's getting paid pretty pretty competitively i know but that's why it happens that's why you go to different companies so you get more money you just keep switching companies been with howard for 40 years you're con are you comparing him to baba i'm just saying in the industry it's not always you know granted that your employees are going to leave you for greener fields this is a dream job right there friends wait what's the what's the history on this slice of pizza yeah it's like look at this what the [ __ ] is this wait where does this come from maybe just a straight slice of their finest usually whole foods is so bomb too but this cheese is have you ever seen this is like rigor mortis when you slap it like this was like slapping it on a dip you had to put the cheese on it i'm not getting enough oh my gosh okay oh my god this is this is what it is this is how i feel inside oh my god oh my god oh my god i hate the cheese it's just getting grosser and grosser the cheese is so gross it's ruining everything um oh it's just cold it's like cold the pizza this thing is fighting to stay alive right now dude i'm on puke you're gonna pee yeah that takes a lot huh i thought that i mean i thought you were so in and now you're talking about puking because it's not five minutes ago you're talking about what a baby i am you need to be like in the car eating hot food you don't do it like here what nothing this is horrible this might be the worst i follow you how do they get worse you put so much effort into yourself sabotaging this you want the show to get cancelled because it was always wow it's just funny because we put so much effort into this and it's just not good the cheese is true you admit that jesus discussed this yeah now it is bring it in our next one we have with us edible panties oh well who are we edible panties well they're to eat i'm not putting them on and i urge you and i would urge you not to play with them on it either why you know i've actually never actually never actually seen edible banning what so wait is the string edible how what is this these are the only ones it's just a big gummy yeah is the string edible no it's just a string i think this is not for big people let's see it's made from elastic yeah let's see can you oh my god actually you fit into that here [Applause] i like the lace as if you can't get could you put it on it off it broke already do you want mine no no no okay oh that one oh this one's hard that looks like a vulva oh my god can you imagine like there's gotta be better sex activities than this no this is everything girl girl put on this [ __ ] jump put on this that looks good actually does the dick go through yeah oh then oh i see you're supposed to yeah yeah no nothing not working go put this [ __ ] lifesaver over your vagina how do you eat it oh you didn't put cheese on it see this feel this one like it's super hard and this one's super soft like oh that one's like 10 years old that one's nice dip it in cheese that tastes well no it's not that good is that edible to the lace no i tried wait really why would they have that on there try it i'm telling you it's not it's just lace it's just place dude wait is it edible i think no way it is yeah oh my god what no that's just fabric i don't think so look you're going to eat that nope that's just that's literally cotton that's cotton i don't think something all right we'll see it in your [ __ ] in a couple of days swallow everything you're gonna die no you won't die you'll just [ __ ] out a piece of coffee are you sure oh yes i'm sure what if i actually die that sucks it's not edible oh you ate it too so we died together what did i eat it's in my hand you didn't eat it i've been holding it in front of this whole thing okay did you dip it in the cheese yeah i didn't you're still wait may i point out that she's still wearing these oh i gotta wear this for a tick tock this is so cool i love this oh my god i can't wait to see the watch time on this people tuned out in like 10 minutes this is awful asmr ew ew oh that's so gross ew it's just like spinning you're a spitter huh damn you spit a lot next you'd be good make it quick i'm done with this [ __ ] yeah i can't eat any more gross i'm like kind of at my like limit my stuff no no no raw garlic no we are not eating yeah we are actually good for you right isn't it good for you i mean yeah it is but i'm getting is it bad is it tastes bad i know it's spicy it's spicy no it's a it's a delicacy oh my god cheers cheers let's not touch oh i keep eating cheese everywhere oh yeah it's spicy huh get your get yeah you don't feel that i've never eaten a raw clove like that okay it's kind of bad you hit a banana to calm the spice never heard of that i think milk water makes it worse it's not really spicy wait till we hit these habaneros i'm not doing it how much more [ __ ] do we have because i'm like at my limit bro how long we've been going dan oh god we have to keep it right it's not like the worst host of a podcast how you have two i have no three i have no idea five i have like five just stop maybe because you're about it yeah you're literally like how much time have we been at we got well no i i just i don't want to eat more this cheese is such a disaster no one's like holding a gun to our head it's your show no i'm gonna see it through it just i mean yes oh yes i'm looking at the cheese and the in the preview on dan's screen and i'm glad it looks as disgusting as it are yes my father is lebanese would you ask me oh my god would you ask him if he's middle eastern i saw people no what how is that rude he's lebanese were you offended by that be honest be honest in a way that i'm trying to tell you oh my see this is not i'm bringing my own employees i'm bringing my employees next time so what is this what is it just cake with cheese on it you just cake why wouldn't you put cheese on it at the whole point the cheese is supposed to be good the cheese is like torture at this point i mean this is just so gross you guys it's the oh it's not bad with the chocolate cheers um yeah honestly i would just eat this chocolate cake because it's really good five to uh three star michelin he's a french three-star michelin that's pretty good wow what is this it's like fudge flourless whole whole foods finest yum gordon ramsay don't have [ __ ] [ __ ] on this gordon ramsay's a [ __ ] he doesn't know how to cook are you ever sad that you're just caucasian and not mixed with anything exciting i thought i was jewish i thought it was exciting no i think that's still considered white so that's the that's the kind of the paradox of being jewish right like if you ask a white supremacist as jewish being white they'd be like [ __ ] no wait really what are you then but then if you ask like if you ask like a black lives matter or like someone who's like on the far left spectrum of like identity politics and stuff they would say jews are white they are you're caucasian what else do you mark when you go to the dmv i think i'm yeah i think i'm caucasian but like if you ask a um you think you're a minority no no no i don't have a minority i don't feel like a minority a lot of jews do it depends where you live you know in california i'm not a minority you know tick-tock comes from me because they think i'm being like mean to jews yeah you are but i don't i'm not offended i say you got beef with this [ __ ] tick tock account you crazy oh they did another one today i came for them i was like i was like first of all you crazy you are [ __ ] jew crazy no and they they dress they present themselves as orthodox jews but orthodox jews are not supposed to have phones or tv i'm pretty sure they're conservative not orthodox no they're not in there they have this platform i'm pretty sure they know better their rules of life than you know i have also a jew in my household so yeah but moses is [ __ ] jewish he agrees well hold on there if they're conservative they can use technology well don't you well they're making up their own rules on the fly they're jew crazy dude thank you i'm actually going to convert to judaism like he's not jewish but i'm going to convert dude if you convert that'd be the ultimate slam dunk i'd be like yo crazy i'm [ __ ] jewish now [ __ ] no i'm 100 i'm not even joking it's not hard it's not easy though converting to judaism is real adam stanley's wife did it yeah well moses said adam sandler he's better just kidding adam sandler if you're listening i love you more well i don't love you more but i i would rather you see how you're getting all crazy even at the thought what's next next this was my favorite actually this one was good i'll go for another one god you know what i did you tell me this or did i just come to realize that i'm sorry that theodore is a double jew he's ashkenazi and the other one that's cool i agree he's like eugene lovey yep that's sick who's that from [ __ ] baby he's iconic i hope he doesn't die before i meet him i love him oh oreos my fave oh my god i missed theodore today oh do we not mention him you don't mention your child right sorry cut it edit it he exists what am i denying that he exists i have family members that don't want me to mention them ever so how is it awful i hate it i don't want to ever eat this cheese i ever eat cheese again maybe this is good for me because um i feel like cheese ruined my life mind you it makes me who i am in a bad way and i feel like maybe maybe there's a type of therapy where you get overexposed to something and then you hate it you know no there totally is that therapy um it seems like inhumane but i'm down for it they're like oh you like smoking huh well why don't you smoke this whole pack until you fight you know what i mean it's like that your hands are good mood it's so funny i love it interesting comment you're so happy today i'm pretty i'm feeling quite miserable can i ask you i'm gonna ask you a question since we're having some down time here i have more oreos without the cheese dude i'm not your boss you're too crazy so here crazy too we have that in common so you wanna let's go over the juke crazy drama wait is it on your notes or do you just uh huh wait really they told oh they they came at you and they said they actually came at you moses if anybody probably did did we see that one well because they said they said you know according to the torah you're not uh non-jew or jews are not supposed to date non or be married to non-jews thank you so much for being writing our videos super cool by the way they should be called and you're entitled to that opinion and you will probably have that opinion by the end of this video however we'd like to give you a quick education god gave the tour to the jewish people it's also known as the old testament which is mainly comprised of the five books of moses which are known as genesis exodus leviticus numbers in deuteronomy there are many commandments in the torah from monetary loss and dietary laws to modesty and one of those commandments clearly states that it's prohibited for a jew to marry an anju have a great day trisha first of all we're not married we're just [ __ ] right now or dating but also having sex out there oh i think jews can [ __ ] boy they just can't marry him is that why we're not getting married this sucks whoa they're so stupid yeah but like it's like dude you're going to talk about the old testament rules like oh jews can't marry non-jews it's like bro are you like [ __ ] stoning gay people to death too like what's going on and here's the other thing if you don't believe that he's not going to hell because you don't believe in it so what's what happens if you date a non-jew marry nanju right uh crazy maybe you commit the follow-up video does god drop a [ __ ] bible on you like what the [ __ ] happens if you marry a non-jew that's the stupid thing i've heard they don't believe in hell it's [ __ ] dumb i think there's like different levels of heaven there's no hell but there's different levels of like heaven they don't get the oh well that's not the worst in my room it's like you want to be balling in after life or you want to be like oh like you know you know in the afterlife can i say that no you i don't think you're a slave but you're like i think so what are you a [ __ ] scholar yeah because no in beetlejuice when you kill yourself you're a slave in the afterlife like you have to work for them like if you kill yourself did you say like in beetlejuice you know what i mean and thank you actually it's very shit's creek inspired warrior rose i have assisted which is not a costume but by the way for christmas i am wearing a costume i'm going to be cindy lou who so i'm just letting you know ahead of time so you don't think i didn't tell you about my themes are you listening to me wait why are you leaving yeah leave those oh no i'm not listening why am i you're talking about shit's creek you're like blah blah blah blah blah i'm trying to do a show these episodes in christmas and you just missed the whole thing what i was going to tell you go ahead no you're missing so i'll watch it nobody tell him because i said what we're doing what i'm doing in december but i'm not telling you anything because you come for all my ideas and then you make it to a competition and you're like oh my god you're jealous i have a better outfit nothing what is just oh you're wearing a costume yeah wow i could never thank god so is this the last one thank god congrats on teddy fresh i feel like i should tell ela that cause i feel like she's the only person that does teddy fresh right you don't really work for it i work for time you design yeah i do sometimes you go to the office i don't think you do i never hear you about going into refresh well well not these days i used to go more i will once we move to our next year can we have a frenemies hoodie like a pink and black one no you don't give me money i'm not asking for a cut i'm just saying it'd be cool so we order a bunch of frenemy's hoodies they're bomb as [ __ ] and then in three months the show gets cancelled but people still buy it in eight months from now that's iconic yum frenemies hoodie we haven't had a show in five months i would wear it that'd be sick no you wouldn't not if you hated me you know this cheese is no longer flowing i'd like to point out it's like a candle you know when it dries i love that juke crazy was a topic for you here's what i want to do let's see let's take let's let's grab a habanero let's end this off right and i'll ask you questions as we settle on these habaneros are dipping in cheese or we're just doing habanero no in the cheese what are we what what are we doing here just eating habaneros it might lessen the blow i don't think anything's going to lessen the blow are they bad are these bad well you can buy them at rales i'll put that to you that way but do like a whole thing like down to like this much really i'm bad with my ted come just the tip oh it's already hot i'm not doing that um oh it's back come on you gotta join me i'm gonna i'm getting like this right like this much i mean that's pretty much all of it that's why you get 55 i get 45 i don't have to do a part of the work it's actually really good with it tastes really good it's not good oh that's really hot i don't like it the flavor is really good with the cheese i'm really bad spicy actually i'm really bad with spicy that's not good okay so the thing is i've eaten a lot of spicy food yeah and usually you get like dried or the concentrated oh my god what's wrong with you this is really my thrill right now and i've been i've gotten hot ones and i've done like the atomic burger on hot ones which is actually coming on tuesday wait what who's coming on i did a hot ones with like the spiciest burger in the world a real one the guy or you did it on your own no with the guy on the channel yeah how come i didn't get him on there with you well we should actually shot it like half a year ago i went on as a duo can i come on as a duo with you you're taking all the good opportunities and not just sharing them with me we shot it a long time ago if it comes up again you met me i don't know what the [ __ ] i feel like this is what's gonna happen you're gonna get offered like a spot like regis and kelly and you're gonna just bring someone else i feel like it wasn't that bad it tasted really good do you want to eat more with me like i'm talking to a wall you don't listen to anything i say okay you think that i'm going to go become regis feldman and you're going to be left in the trenches yeah you're going to take like i justine or somebody right now you're implying that you made me or something no but i'm saying like oh we really love frenemies ethan i would i i would bring you with me if someone was like oh we only want you church i'm like no would you bring me yeah you would yeah then let's bring each other all the way oh my god then you don't like it dan all right let me ask you ques that wasn't as spicy as i thought i don't know i was spicy i thought that was way too spicy yeah i'm totally fine now actually kind of a big shot in the spicy world uh we talked about you crazy that's the topic that's so funny trisha you don't you made you turned a new leaf you erased all your problematic videos yeah good job thank you you erased your uh by your personality uh what is it called borderline or id yeah d-i-d yeah you erased your trans video and you made an apology yeah i probably was a step in the right direction for people trying to like see that i'm sincere i feel like you've been getting a lot of good um good vibes from from yeah i know i find it weird that you would be be getting depressed because i feel like it's all good vibes for you right i know that's that's the thing about depression it just it happens when everything's going good you still feel like [ __ ] but also it's kind of but also it's like yeah i in a way you know what i think it is it's like a way of trying to self-sabotage because it's like you you you have this you know my my therapist described it it's like a rubber band you know it's like when you get into too comfortable of a space because your natural state is like depression and misery or whatever i'm being you know whatever it's like you you your tendency to rubber band back because you feel so uncomfortable being content right that's kind of on par with what my therapist tells me he tells me i'm so used to chaos and he's like you're comfortable in chaos so when things are calm and good you just want to create chaos but you have to get used to order because it's better yeah you have to start to just feel comfortable in order i was chaos this weekend i was really bad this weekend and i feel really bad about it what happened what'd you do i don't know i got a big fight a one-sided bite with moses well he seems okay are you okay we haven't talked about it because i didn't want to cry really but i don't want to come here along cause i'm like they're gonna know something's wrong so come with me oh damn i hope you guys work it out i like you guys but he knows but like well i i don't know the content of the i wasn't mean or physical art well i no i wasn't mean at all i was really sad actually the banana fell well i'm sorry to hear that you know i i don't know obviously don't know the content of the fight but like it wasn't a fight well i i don't mean a physical i mean you guys obviously had a verbal altercation right um i'm just me it's always one-sided because moses is so calm he's the worst person to fight with because he's just so i'm like just leave he's like that's annoying right the same it's like it's so annoying they're just like [ __ ] they're just chill with whatever you want they're like all right that's awful i hope you guys work it out you feel like maybe maybe it won't work out oh moses said i love her i know yeah i was like i don't love you oh that's [ __ ] up i know buck i'm i know unless you mean it no i think i love so you wanted to break up with him and he was like is that what it was yeah and he's like okay i'll just leave and then i wanted to fight more but he already left damn he's like can i sleep in the bat i'm like no i'll sleep in the gas room and then he went back to his place last night those first night we slept alone in three months and i was really sad and that's why i'm really impressed well that's why you're depressed then i was depressed last week well if you do like him you guys can work it out look at this thing working its way down man this is your this is a metaphor for like your relationship yeah because like here's normality here's stability and it's like it's a slow ascent but like i mean descent i mean but like you know you just gotta handle you just gotta hold on for the ride or your life i'm like the habanero on top riding the dick i'm hoping i don't follow you bob lane yeah this is awesome this is by far our best show one time oh that's cool ew oh my god if that thing falls and hits me it's so crazy oh my god stop it's gonna it's gonna like bust stop okay there's so much anger in you right now you're at the beginning of our relationships moses told me i gave toothy [ __ ] say what he said i used too much teeth and blow jobs oh he told you that well that's good feedback i was right you didn't get that feedback by now in your life that's what i said i'm like no one's ever complaining i'm surprised you're the first person to tell me that that's all i think about now so i hold it against him i told him that in our fight you know what i fell out of love with you when you told me i had toothy [ __ ] why that's like good feedback i don't i don't say if someone's doing something wrong well hold on was it like yo stop don't ever get it was it mean or was it like just say you yeah it's constructive feedback no this is how he said it can i tell you he's like oh do you always use so much teeth that's not super direct that's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened and i still hold resentment towards him today because you thought maybe that she was like a kinky into like teeth play or something yeah i think i've given that feedback to someone before but like because it's like you're in a relationship and you're like yo like just you so you know because sometimes they say how is it you go well there's a lot of teeth down there i think that's good feedback he wants damned a catfish that my [ __ ] stink say that again he once dm'd a fake girl that he never met that was a catfish we thought it was catfishing him with fake photos she was actually a big fat [ __ ] from chicago and was catfishing him as a skinny supermodel and he texted her trisha's [ __ ] smelled so bad i'd never desire sex with her you said that oh really should we bring up should we bring up the textbook but wait wait no no no no because why are you keep going back i thought you were over this stuff i'm not over it you want to go back and look at it so he's like his reply was well her [ __ ] was sick so i didn't want to go down on her that was his reply and you know what that's why i don't want to sex with him right now so i was like i told him oh wait this is like old i thought this was water under the bridge yeah you can't keep going back to this trisha you can't keep going back it lives in my head like i talked to my therapist about it about the [ __ ] comment about him saying my [ __ ] was you can't get over the face thing that i can get over but him talking to a catfish and trash about me like is your vagina this is a different catfish by the way no my vagina is so clean well just by the way clean and i didn't say your dick was cheesy or anything i was just should i turn this off because i wonder if it's just a really annoying sound well it's been through the whole video so it's like continuity but okay continuity people are like thank god wait so anyway you can have a clean but stinky vagina like i've been with girls who are not stinky moms oh he was hurt so he told a catfish but that's kind of sweet he's like you hurt my feelings you hurt my feelings so i told this random girl in the dms that i think anyone would see that her vagina stinks yeah because he got catfished by the same girl three times he's so stupid that is pretty ridiculous by the way what's wrong with this girl what a freak and i proved to him that she's been stalking me for like 10 years because there's a guru gossip website that has her instagram account because she's like girl she's obsessed with you she deleted the names her fake name was lily liu her real name's melissa and she's been like stalking all my boyfriends for 10 years and i showed him on this website why did she stalk your boyfriend i don't know but this one is stupid enough to be like oh can't wait to put my nose in your [ __ ] three times two by hurt one by one of your fans the other the chick that watches your the other 300-pound catfish from that watches your show from northern california you've seen like on on uh on 90 day fiance the other way they always have these ones where they go i got catfish but i stayed with them oh yeah jenny we love them that's so funny we got catfish twice by him and then he was married on top of that guy it's like some jack like beautiful model and then the real guy is like some basement dwelling indian dude which is like missing teeth and she's like i loved him yeah yeah i love that story though that's kind of everything i feel like that was him with the catfishes because he defended them until we finally figured out until they exposed him and then he's like all right maybe that was a bad idea but he says your [ __ ] doesn't sink you know what started so why does that bother you he said you're put he says your [ __ ] doesn't stink i was hurt doesn't that help yeah that helps but what triggered all of this was friday night he logged me out of his instagram and he always had ever since she didn't show me her ideas for christmas i might as well just say it because you already ruined it why do you want i need to see your dms can you mike moses okay he's just okay basically i'll tell you what happened so just give him a mic i'll just tell you what happened well because people can't hear you it's fine okay i lit i was like i had my because i yeah let's let's mike moses so because like let's get to the bottom of this thank you yeah yeah show me her dms and i said i thought in my mind you know what i'm going to log her out and when she asked me to log in i'll ask her i want your login too so we both log into each other that's all i'm not the one texting people behind us why did you want to see her dms why did you want to see her at dms show it to me and usually she does because for christmas i already gave him his christmas present because he was going to leave and i was going to break up with him i'm like you might as well have this because i got him a brand new iphone a blue one and it had his phone number already attached to it so i got a custom case made with his water like an acrylic painting of his work and so i didn't want to show him because he knew all the presents i already got him for his birthday he knew the laptop for christmas he knew the iphone something why were you not all of a sudden letting him see your dms because that's why i was dming i was dming about his gift and he knew every single gift i've given him up until that point and i was like this is something that he doesn't know i'm doing for him so did you let him in your dms or not yet no because then that night we just turned around and the next day i left and i said just leave but then and then you wanted to look at his dms and then he was saying she thought i did something shady because you logged her out someone found him on hinge that night someone found him on hinge and i was like let me see your dms and he logged me out that night wait why did someone find you on hinge i deactivated my account long time ago and for some reason they still showed it so then in front of her eyes i opened it it was logged out but then logged he just said he loves you he just said he loves you every guy says that maybe no but moses isn't on hinge he's not people he locked me out of that account moses isn't a cheater i i wouldn't i don't think coincidence that those two things happen at the same time although i understand why she's skeptical of your explanation because if i wouldn't expect to see your account on hinge if you deactivated it me neither that's exactly the point of her why did you see it on hinge that account is back oh that's [ __ ] cycle it's ruining your life don't listen to anything she does she's ruining your [ __ ] life are you sure you're not like tyler durden from fight club and you wake up in the night and that's you hurt you're her don't say i've long suspected that it's you you have like tyler dirt and ruining your [ __ ] all your life she dropped my phone i was doing my spelling t oh i don't want to say a [ __ ] can i give you like jerry's what's what jerry sign or jerry seinfeld jerry [ __ ] what was what's spring or he has his final thoughts okay yeah final cut jerry's final thoughts you gotta love how he tries to get fi he's like okay everybody fight and ruin your [ __ ] life now let me give my final thoughts that's okay why what is with you guys why are you so distrustful of each other you're looking in her dms moses this is unbecoming of you what is this you don't trust her you don't trust him you're in each other's dms this is this this is this is outrageous childish behavior you guys are in love it's quite obvious you both care about each other what is with the skepticism i never even checked his dms when i got his password i was like you know what this is all i needed so the night he logged me out and it was the same night of hinge the same right that account came back and then he logged me out and i was like the next thing he's ready why'd you log her up just for revenge ah you log her out i can see why she got paranoid you know she's sensitive sure like i said i'm sorry so have you let her enter your dm's again i have nothing to hide that's the thing and then i realized that's when i realized i didn't care anymore i was like you know what i don't care let's just break up well i think that's drastic because i literally didn't care he's like here's my password i'm like no you did that like i [ __ ] don't care i actually don't care so that's why i was like all alright i'm over it but i think the key is to not care about what's in each other's dms no because he has proven time i've always told him i was always up front hey i'm sleeping with somebody i'm doing this before we started dating he was always like i talk to no girls i never talk to girls that way all of a sudden i want to put my nose in your [ __ ] trisha's [ __ ] stinks can't wait to [ __ ] you wanna cuddle you could be you this little [ __ ] kitten in my arms like he's doing all these oh here's my boob shot that's what he texted a girl shot no but it's not like that you sent your tits to some girl all of those takes were when i was single before we were dating but you always said oh i don't talk to girls that way and then i was like this is so cringe oh my god like that makes me want to gag this is what he sent her but this is what she does she's all day on those messages she obsessed with those messages there's nothing special about it how about these ones i like everything about you hold on hold on you don't need to humiliate you don't need to humiliate why he did it to me him he told me my [ __ ] was stinks the point he said he says he doesn't he doesn't think that okay well how are you guys going to get up past this i'm past this i'm not yeah ethan she's for sure wait nobody can hear you ela say it into the mic this microphone is really getting important from from mukbang to [ __ ] emo shebang this is an emotional saying that sometimes people will say really mean stuff not to your face because you're not supposed to see that stuff and the fact that you guys are obsessing over reading everything you always say you're reading all of these chats it's just really unhealthy it's not going to end well if you want to or not because it's not meant for you to read no it's it's gonna sound to you so mean but he would never say something like that to your face that's worse though because things i said i said i knew he would watch my podcast i never have said anything nasty behind his back everything i've said i've said to his face so that's even worse when someone says it behind well it's old though he hasn't done anything like that since you guys have been together but new ones keep coming out all the time like those new that one came on october 9th october 9th but it's old it's from old moses hasn't done anything like that since you guys have been together do you acknowledge that yeah okay good so that's good that's good right he hasn't done anything like that since you guys have been steady dating yeah now he says you [ __ ] ten guys well you guys we weren't dating we weren't dating i texted one girl no three one girl three catfishes you thought that you were sexing three different girls period of time did you sleep with ten guys how long was that um may through july wow exactly no reason to slush shame someone yes i'm honest you know what it is i'm honest with him i'm like yeah i was up with people he was oh i don't even talk to any other girl so as he was he just lies like that's my issue at least be [ __ ] honest about it like i was honest would you say to that no because i was single but you were lied about it you said you didn't on the way down to my dad you're like i never text any other girl that was a troll and i trolled the back that's okay he got the trolling i'm back in the private deal i was trolling back you know okay she's like i'm coming to see you okay i think the most important thing is that he hasn't done anything like that since you guys have been steady right and i think that's really all that matters he's still defending that though it's like he really thinks he did nothing wrong like literally is totally fine he goes oh i was trolling her saying why do you i just don't know why you keep going back to that because i can't get past it and i do i have talked to therapist about it and i literally can't get past it and i'm just like it sucks it sucks because it sticks in my head and it's like the worst thing ever how can you guys how can you how can you make it right for you i have no idea like that's the thing i don't think he can like it's already in my head those those words stuff about that your [ __ ] stinks yeah that i can't control my eating and like all this stuff like really personal stuff he told people he's like yeah she has issues with food she's high she's obsessed with me like it's good crazy [ __ ] that sticks in my head and like i want to get past it because i have so much fun with moses i love him so much and it's just like i can't get past it like i just it's like the first time in my life where i like i don't wanna have sex with someone because i'm just like oh like he thinks my [ __ ] stinks oh he thinks i have a issue with food like do you notice why like sometimes you care about it sometimes you don't do you notice why sometimes you do and sometimes you don't is there something that triggers it i guess him logging me out of the instagram then i started not trusting you start having negative feelings and it brings all that stuff up yeah and then i went to that account that post all the dm's and i thought that they dm me october 9th and i was like oh my god there's more there's always more you gotta block that person you really gotta just block that person they're [ __ ] your life up there just but it's stuff that i want to have known otherwise because he doesn't tell me i tell him everything i'm like yeah i [ __ ] jaymore like you know what i mean i tell him everything oh he gave me an american express credit card have sex with him you know i'd say everything but like even though you know it it's not necessarily something that represents his true feelings you know that's kind of what you know worse no that's what i'm saying i think it's worse when it's private and hidden it's one thing to say it like on a podcast because my feelings are hurt so i'm like well [ __ ] him he can't even eat [ __ ] but like it's one thing to say it privately like what if i dmd privately and i was like oh wow moses has a cheesy [ __ ] like it's so disgusting it was more like he was just kind of venting to some random person it doesn't really mean that he believes that i'm just i mean i could speak from experience sometimes you say stuff sometimes you say stuff that's really nasty and then when you're done with the conversation you go wow i i don't believe anything i just said that was like super over the top and nasty you ever had that experience i just i've never said anything like nasty like that privately about him like and not even publicly i never say anything nasty i like about him like his looks or his appearance or anything moses sent you a text saying that i go with underage girls no inappropriate age girls oh my god well i can go back to that if you want to go back and he read it but i think but i think it's out to the world but hold on i think that you you clearly have you clearly are able to get over things better than her right we can say that yeah of course so i think that you know it's it's tough because like you guys have obviously done hurtful things to each other and it's you you have a you're able to get over them easier so it's so you have to be careful not to hold her to that same standard because for some reason it's just she she gets hung up on things more i mean the way i see it is that if you really love someone you can forgive them and if you forgive them you forget i forgive them but i can't forget it don't forget it so you're not saying no every time you have sex i think oh my [ __ ] stinks you trying to go down on me i'm like no my [ __ ] things don't do i literally stop you i'm like stop because it like makes me uncomfortable when i tell you that i'm because this makes me so uncomfortable like stop because i think about that comment and so i can't forget it's not that it's not that i don't forgive you and i know you probably said it because you were hurt or whatever but it's so it stings so bad because no one's ever said that so it's like [ __ ] awful like we only have sex like every few days now because i'm like i don't even crave it i don't even want it because i feel so and it like sticks in my head it really does and i do talk to therapists about it and they're like well if you can't let it go which like just like cheating if you can't forgive someone fully you can't move forward you have to just break up if you can fully forgive someone then you can try and work on it whatever then i like just fully can it has nothing to do with like i'm so sad without you like that's why i called you because i was like [ __ ] i'm so dependent on him now and i'm like but it just sucks because i'm so like i have so much hate in me still for like hate for him and it sucks because i don't want to be that way not necessarily hate but like maybe resentment yeah that's the same i don't think it's the same moses you can either love everyone or hate everyone there's no one between them like that's not what i hate i disagree i mean look you you took a lot of trauma clearly and things take time to process and you know see how you feel about it and to get through it i don't think things are so binary as as you're describing you say you say you can either you have to forgive and forget or would you say yeah if you forgive you forget i hate hispanics i don't spend every day thinking about the stuff she did i don't know you have to acknowledge that you your brain your attitude the way you you conduct yourself is not the same that she does and you can't just expect her to be you right no i don't that's why i'm still around and i'm trying and i say everything i can to make up for it yeah so but one time i said something negative but for three months i'm saying everything thinks positive she doesn't hold on to that she only holds to the one negative thing that happened months ago she won't let it go well yeah i mean it is it was hard feeling yeah i really want to try and let it go because like moses is like the best person on paper he's calm he has his own job he likes me he's into me like i like him like it's perfect but that's why i am trying to let it go it's not like do you think maybe well do you think maybe you're just trying to self-sabotage it's like you're clinging on to something really negative that happened a few months ago and you're like you won't let this thing go even though he's been really good since you guys have been steady he's been he hasn't made those same mistakes so it's like you're like i have to obsess over this one thing that's going to try to sour this relationship that's otherwise you know idyllic it's like a self-sabotage it's more just like i feel like i will never be able to trust him and like he can't do anything to fix that it's literally on me like i can't get over it you don't you think that it's you don't acknowledge that maybe it's a self-sabotage i don't think so because i really do talk to a therapist and like i don't think it is in this because i really want it to work out so bad like so so bad so i don't i i hope not i just like if it's something i really can't get over i don't want to have this like when he shows me a tick tock i'm like it sucks you know because i just want him to feel like hurt too you know what i mean like i want him to have a bruised ego like i have a bruisy and that's like not healthy for him you're upset yeah i see you're just resentful all the time yeah and i've been not all the time but like just recently like you guys got in the fight so maybe you guys just needed some time to kind of let things cool and then yeah and then maybe once these negative feelings settle then you won't be just constantly thinking because it's like you you get these negative feelings and when they trigger then you like you go back to like the time he hurt you the most and so yeah cause i didn't think about it i think you need to let it settle out of the instagram and then all of a sudden i was like oh okay back to the fake the hiding the dms not being truthful i was like what the [ __ ] like it was weird i think that's important to remember yeah going forward because like one doesn't have anything to do with the other but you're associating them just because you're mad at him so i think maybe just let it settle and then i wouldn't make any rash decisions because let's let's be honest we all ship you two we ship it hard i feel like i'd quit the podcast if we broke up like i almost couldn't what why would you quit the podcast because i don't want to see you know she looks like moses what that's stupid wait i have to recoup what the [ __ ] you talking about already i think you did maybe barely but so that means you made a bunch of money and i recouped what kind of [ __ ] is that yeah well i took more like traumatic experiences on the show like dr drew like was in on me yeah i feel like ever like that was really good and everyone's like i'm team trisha now oh i didn't get that vibe you're not quitting this [ __ ] show you're just complaining about how i'm gonna go be regis filming and leave your ass in the trenches you're still gonna let me on if i break if you will just break up yeah what do i care oh [ __ ] i mean it seems like it seems like you guys are being mature about it and to the extent that like you guys if you guys break up you can have you can separate amicably it's not like you know he's like what what the [ __ ] you guys yeah yeah cause that would have been so weird one it's just weird anyways i hate coming here before the podcast it's so awkward you're the most i never mind what you're just so unwelcoming and that's why i need moses here so i can go hide and i told him i was like can you just go hide with me somewhere because this is so awkward why literally never talk to me unless we're on the podcast what i'm like where's theodore oh no he's probably somewhere i'm walking what was i doing when you were talking what was i doing talking to other people talking to anyone but no i was cooking i was prepping for this nightmare that's [ __ ] you can't say i'm unwelcome man you're not personable well i don't like i'm doing stuff i'm not like okay everybody trish is here nobody talk to me maybe just like a hello would be nice i'm pretty sure i gave you a very warm welcome you definitely never do i was like hey trisha you did it replay the cameras in your kitchen do you have cameras out there no oh should i yeah anyway look at your side disgusting mine is a little cleaner i'm sad to hear that you guys are fighting i don't like it and i hope you guys can work it out we come back engaged we're getting married that's kind of your life isn't it just kidding oh he got mad you're still wearing edible panties maybe you and moses can can uh maybe the scent will be ma would be covered by the by uh canty panties canty panties all right well just that's it throwing it out there he got mad because i bought a ring that looked like an engagement ring and he's like well if i was gonna get you one then it's not anyways that's a whole other thing too we better go dan's going to have a hernia over there if we go over 30 an hour and a half i don't know why you're so upset i mean we're having a conversation dan gets dan gets really upset when we go super wait why does he i'm assuming it's because he we're on a tight schedule we started late he wants to get it rated so we can get it up tomorrow which is all really good yeah what do you have to do tomorrow we're we're filming a content choir maybe just cut a couple podcasts no why we're not all bangers no so but we're here for the people we work for the people focus on quality over quantity like this then he wouldn't be stressed about this podcast that's amazing and gets over a million views every episode to go to content court which is great if that's your passion project but at the same time let's focus on what makes money you know so just for enemies that you're saying you're gonna quit you're gonna quit next week all right you can replace me if you're quitting i gotta do i gotta buy you guys a therapist or something i gotta make sure you guys get married because i don't want this to stop you can replace me with keemstar you can just be friend of me can you i wouldn't [ __ ] sit in the same room as though you guys were he was on the podcast yeah that was a long time ago you think you you do it you wanted to be on your podcast on the h31 yeah he's desperate to be my friend how come he has more clout than frenemies everybody wants to be on that podcast why don't you want to be on irons to be a part of this i mean can i come on h3 sometime soon oh so next um the podcast yeah we're doing a personality test for the whole game on h3 yeah and i think when dr drew's next available be in this early december so we're all and including both you guys even if you break up or not you're both gonna be on it i thought about that all of us lina you should do one too dan get lena a uh a personality test is she is she oh yeah are you new so we never met hi i'm trisha you're married she works for teddy fresh okay so we do have some females up in here remember i said you don't hire females well we have a lot of females in teddy fresh a little sexist to have them in the clothing department and not the podcast department um okay i guess that's the way it is yeah bring it up to hr tell uh tell it to your therapist do you think i'm catfishing in my phone case does that look like me or do you think it's catfish i mean it i feel like you're fit like i feel like you look more [ __ ] up there oh thank you because your eyes it looks like somebody pushed your eyes away from each other i don't know what happened thank you let's see what happens now let's do one final push for the road take some of that cheese with that banana you want it to go back for anything i want you to eat it right now you wanted to go back for the nuggets or the cheese or anything no are you guys gonna talk it out what are you gonna do now it was so awkward on the way over i'm like don't talk to me because we're gonna cry so i just you guys should work it out awkward on the way home i guess you should go get them some mcdonald's or something i think chick-fil-a because they have a peppermint shake i said we could try that after go to chick-fil-a that sounds great that's a good place to bury the hatch the nugget [Music] let's wrap it up eh why is it the a i don't know we meet alone and he hasn't been pulling out so we've been like trying to get you that's great your life is in such a [ __ ] mess i'm breaking up i hate him he's not pulling out never since ever since the past two weeks no pull out is that because you want to get her pregnant oh that's just nodding yes because he says he has to have intent behind it i'm like oh do you have intent now and he just said yes he's trying but don't put but like you guys are on the rocks and you're trying to knock her up we're not on the rocks oh you're not i feel like we'll always be together oh moses saying yes probably i mean i don't know it's only been 24 hours do you hope that getting her pregnant will somehow trap me that is not true that'll fix the relationship oh yeah i do say that because it's hard to get pregnant for getting pregnant it's really hard and he goes not with me he's so he's so determined it's not true all right this i don't know what to do maybe we'll be pregnant we're gonna stop should we do a live pregnancy test if i'm a week late i was a week late once i thought i was right now so sad sure if you're late we can do a levy awesome fine if you're late cool gilas are you late you know not yet oh this is so exciting we'll do one together i'll go on the h3 pack can i pick an ip on a stick keep my brightness all right let's go danielle hates me he's like that is not amused see ya that's it thank you to adamandeve.com use code h3 for 50 off let's free shipping and handling get six free toys and 10 free movies use h3

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 2,395,506

Rating: 4.8466692 out of 5

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, trisha paytas, trisha, frenemies, paytas

Id: Jc4IqcoNN60

Length: 89min 50sec (5390 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 17 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Jolly_Command]

Is Trisha dressed as Moira from schitts creek? If so best costume she's worn yet

[u/throwaway27273755522]

I loved this ep!! Their chemistry was awesome and Ethan is very supportive of Trish and you can tell he’s trying to be more sensitive towards her after the dr. Drew ep. Trish is also letting her wall down a bit with Ethan it seems. Everything about it was enjoyable I was wheezing laughing through a lot of it! Even if Moses and Trish break up I hope she still does the pod. Moses seems p shady tbh Trish forgives much easier than I would lol

[u/_bunnyholly]

I loved the episode until the end where everyone gaslighted Trish :( She had every right to be upset! I was honestly surprised that Hila was even against her! Like Hila, if Ethan did that you would seriously just be like "I wasn't suppose to see those messages so oh well" like its ok to move forward from it but don't dismiss her feelings like that.

[u/meowzebong]

Trish suggesting iJustine as a potential cohost for Ethan on a talk show may have been one of the most out of left field things she said. Of all people iJustine was who came to mind? Lolol

[u/llama20]

I couldn’t stop laughing when Trisha ate the string on the edible underwear so nonchalantly. I love their chaotic energy 😂

[u/DreamingIsFun]

"You're literally the nicest person ever, I missed this"

one hour later

"You're so unwelcoming, I don't wanna come here"

[u/Dapper_Egg_346]

That’s right, open your mouth and put your faces right up to that flailing piece of machinery that is unscrewing itself :s I’ve never been so anxious. 😭

Also Moses is super shady.

[u/DamnWright0]

AB and his wife were cracking me up. I have no idea how they were not cracking up.

[u/Annoyedgrunt69]

No one gonna mention Trisha dropping that she fucked Jay Mohr and he gave her an Amex card..?