TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER Is a perfectly balanced RTS game with no exploits -Excluding Unlimited OP HEROES

warhammer hmm what is it good for eating loads of goblins that's basically the game hello there ladies and gentlemen I am the spiffing britain today you'll join me in total war war hey bah it's just a really good game it's exactly what you want in a total war game it's got great big maps which you can paint in great big glorious colors and you can make your own empires there's even trade resources this game has it all today in total war Warhammer the first of the total war Warhammer games are going to be showing you a lovely cheesy strategy which you can use at home to have absolutely tons of fun and just annoy the AI disclaimer however this is likely to ruin a certain amount of balance in the game and may or may not make the game feel a bit too easy so use this exploit at your own discretion but I say it's a ton of fun and should be used at least a few times no the cursor is stuck to the bottom mighty bug go cursed away I also I meant to drink my tea some good team so what are we gonna be doing today ladies and gentlemen well I'm going to be demonstrating to you the power of magnificent heroes in this game in this game you have Lords they are individual units they can run across the battlefield like this man here and give them a great big slash with that big stabby sword however alongside Lords you can also have heroes these could be spell casters they could be battle mages or maybe they are just a skeleton with a special stick and these heroes are very powerful when it comes to combat with regular units they will almost always win when used correctly now I absolutely love the total war games and if you'd like to see me do a few more than hey give me a shout and I'm sure we can do it and well further ado I think it's time we dive right into this video so we want to start a brand new campaign of course we're going for the old world campaign hmmm now in this game you can play as various factions there's the Empire which is an absolutely fantastic thing because as a British person I love empires there's only one slight issue the Empire is led by a man called Karl Franz now I don't know about you but that does not sound very British that sounds almost German so is like a German Empire ladies and gentlemen and then of course we have the dwarves the britannians the bort oh there's the caste curse on as well some green skins the bloody hands but of course the people we're going to be playing the von Kahr Stein's now apparently this game says the initial challenge of the von cast Islands is hard I however am going to be showing you the exact opposite ladies and gentlemen this campaign is not hard this campaign is in fact one of the easiest the game can ever give you so ladies and gentlemen today we'll be playing as isabella von Kahr Stein who you can see right here she is of course a vampire but she's a vampire queen and just in the same way that our queen gains her powers and life force off of drinking copious amounts of tea this Queen gains her life force off of drinking blood now of course many people playing this game would be like well I want to play the faction leader of vlad von Kahr Stein he looks great but I mean come on he is actually completely and utterly terrible instead you want isabella von Kahr Stein she is the heir of the mad count a powerful spell caster and master of the lore of vampires now why do you want her over vlad vlad special abilities that he can move fast the most of the lords and all of his units have the ability to deploy right in the face of the enemy Isabela however has the abilities of weapon damage plus 25% for all vampire heroes and vampire hero capacity plus free okay so basically Isabela allows the most overpowered unit in the game to be more of a powered and also to have more of them so why wouldn't you want to play her and so that's exactly what we're going to be doing I know I'm good to crank it up to Normal difficulty if you start going into hard and legendary then what happens is the AI to start spawning armies out of the void for some reason and as fun as it is to provide a nice challenge it just doesn't really work with the fact that I have a limited amount of time today so I need to have tea with the Queen this afternoon and by the way ladies and gentlemen this Sunday that's right this Sunday may be the day this video comes out on or maybe the previous day it is the Queen's birthday I know the Queen of England and the wonderful British Empire it's going to be her birthday it's fantastic and to celebrate the Queen's birthday I think you know we should send her a birthday card and what better birthday card to send up than a moon pick birthday card I don't really know if this is a good idea so good to say if you guys would like to see us the community send a birthday card to Queen Elizabeth then why not let's give it a go oh my goodness I'm going to say at a wonderful 10,000 likes of this video I will send a moon Pig birthday card to the Queen of the British Empire and if you have any recommendations of what we put in the birthday card to the Queen and go down into the comment section I mean how are you meant to write to your own royalty she's just too magnificent she really is and hello everybody welcome into the game we are playing of course as the wonderful von cast iron family bones this single region here that's what we have we're actually quite weak at the start of the game yes we are strength rank 8 which is actually not too bad at all that puts us pretty high up in the game however our first move is going to take us from big strength rank 8 to being probably strength Frank Warren so as you can see we have some incredible characters over here we have Isabela von Kahr Stein who is our legendary Lord leading our armies as you can see she's leading quite a nice meaty re which we're filling up with very weak batty boys but her two special units in her armies are good old Kevin and Nigel now Kevin and Nigel are Vargas they are massive deaf bats which have the ability to shred almost everything you put in front of them so yes we're going to be using those bad boys for great effect but who else do we have assisting isabella von Kahr Stein well we have the legendary Susan smashmouth that's right Susan's back but this time she's a vampire as you can see she's gone through a few changes but don't worry she's still the Honorable Susan we know and love so Susan here is a vampire hero who we can use in our army to assist in our battles or we can send her out onto the map and use her to start shredding up enemy fortifications which is what we're going to do so Susan please get right the way up to the enemy frontline now our other special hero is Stephanie cleavage that's right this is actually the wife of Seymour Club arsh I know who knew Seymour could find love in his lifetime so yes this is Seymour Claridge's lovely wife and she's here and joining us in total Warhammer as a vampiric deathlord and we're going to be using her immediately on Manfred von Kahr Stein and having her team moralize his army if this is a success Stephanie cleaver she will instantly level up and it's a success and whaa BAM she levels up what are we gonna make her what we're going to safeguard her and that should give us a more armor making her even better when it comes to fighting there we go Stephanie cleavage is levelled up and that's how first turn complete now let's see what the AI does now the vampire can't see were attacking we're technically not at war with them we are allowed to be very mean to them but we're not at war with them so for that sole reason they're quite indifferent towards us especially considering we did do some hostile hero actions against the pool this is very nice actually so for some reason Tempelhof has decided to place an army next to us this is Lobby consisting mostly of zombies oh now this is brilliant so our early game strategy is mostly just all about gaining as much experience as possible as we can see we have a very close army near us so logically we should attack them but quickly just before I attack them go to recruit our legendary Lord Vlad von Kahr Stein come on out Vlad is the best lad around and whilst we're busy fighting that is going to be recruiting some chunky zombies and spear boys to join the fight in our upcoming battles anyway Isabella it's time to destroy the chod army with your two heroes assisting you yes this is a great act of war for some reason when our strengths rank 3 this is for the sole reason that we hired Vlad vodcasts to fight as soon as you do that the game goes right well you've just won yes your chances of winning this are very low however ladies and gentlemen I'd like to demonstrate you how we're going to win this with as few losses as possible now I'm not a big fan of losing lovely infantry I'm only going to say this is a successful battle if we manage to lose no units whatsoever that's the aim today ladies and gentlemen today straight the power of the completely broken hero ball to show off just how cheesy it is right and here we are in the game as we can see the enemy has positioned themselves right up on this nice little hill well um we're not really interested in that and instead we want to take Kevin and Nigel here and get them nice and close because they can be assisting us and also going to select all three of our heroes and prepare for the ultimate hero board now what is the enemy going to do they're going to try and charge us oh it looks like they are oh this is lovely hello skeleton warriors they already start out drained because they've been running around the map for a fair bit so they're gonna be knackered now to begin with Susan smashmouth is going to use a special ability which is spirit leech it's effectively allows her to drain the life force of the enemy Lord so as soon as we get close enough Susan is going to just drain his soul there we go Susan when we get nice and close drain him so Susan's gonna get into a lovely little casting position go Susan go and cast here we go yes we're killing the enemies Lord immediately good Susan good well he's a gone past half health wow he is uh yeah he's almost dead that was a good start anyway we want as much experience for our Lords as possible so we're going to send them into the skeleton short force now of course remember whilst we're doing this our entire armies just standing over there we don't need them in this fight even if the enemy had double the army we simply wouldn't need them with what we have right here they come to fight us so we brace ourselves for a lovely fight oh well this is good so the enemy Lord tried to cast a healing spell on the direwolves to assist them in combat but miss cast a spell and so hers burst into a ball of neces body right the enemy Lords dead great that makes our job a fair bit easier right and now go into battle and build up some experience go my minions go god I can't wait to have a battle with zero losses they're just going to start crumbling and die this is going well everyone gets some kills in and then everything is jazzy oh I do believe that's the enemy army wiped well not too bad for a first battle let's see what the post game stats say ah yes it really does feel like that yes deployed 189 zero losses 221 kills hmm god I love this game and we got the dragon helm armor oh and you also get an upgrade lovely given Isabella a speed boost so she's gonna be able to dance around the map much faster and we're going to send her into castle dragon off territory with the hope of taking this castle from Manfred right you know I think now's the turn will actually go for it we've got good old Vlad vodcast on here and we've also got his wife Isabella here and even though we're down here oh I think now is the perfect time to attack Castle dragon off oh god actually as a big army standing in there we're gonna wait one turn then or we could just take action that also works I mean it is a nice tasty provence with wine let's go perfect so we have another fight going on here we have good old Vlad and Isabella helping out each other again attacking Ashe and you know I think this one's an auto resolve seriously we lost one Kevin how enough does that even happen I suppose we did kill over 200 people now over here we have quite a large army this is led by Tempelhof they're defending a settlement which in itself as a large garrison however we have Isabel and Vlad and combined they're hopefully going to be able to do wonders we just go to a quick encirclement summon in the Vlad lets and now all the auto resolve is very much in our favor even though we are consisting mostly of chod and fel bats the game thinks this is gonna go great how was that only a close victory game how was that a close victory oh and yes here we go this is exactly what I wanted so after a while there's a chance that your heroes can start picking up magical items now one of these magical items includes fireball which is a magic missile this game has quite a few glitches involving fireball other than there being a very very powerful magic spell which can do incredible amounts of damage it is also broken for the fact that you can cast it a unlimited amount of times in a battle making your heroes turning to literally mounted century machine guns with no counter but hey don't worry Isabelle's just got that and we're also going to upgrade Isabelle with the curse of undeath which as you can imagine is a perfectly balanced spell as the curse of undeath simply means that whenever she is in combat she is able to continuously replenish the hit points of everyone and what is the effect range let's look at that oh the effect Rangers map that's fine oh and because we just had a large battle where we absolutely rinsed the AI we now have a battle marker meaning the Rays Deadpool is likely to have some very jazzy units in it if we leave to loan for a bit which is exactly what we go to do but anyway next turn will send Vlad in to single-handedly take Castle temple of an apparently Tempelhof would like a peace treaty that's very nice temple of however if you can't quite see Vlad has now become strength Frank one meaning he can't be defeated by puny mortals like you though they're not really mortals I guess they are vampires and apparently this is looking like a risky battle but I actually see this as a golden opportunity to use Vlad and Stephane together they're gonna have a great time you know we're just gonna fight this battle immediately I think yes we could technically summon in Isobel and cheat assist and so odd but I think we can do this without taking any losses and just using two heroes so what are we going to do we have all these lovely skeletons and bats we're going to put them right at the back of the map we want them out of the range of any towers as we don't want them involved in the fighting they're great but if any of them die I just feel bad so instead we're going to have our two heroes just literally charged at the wall so we're going to put our two heroes here the battle starts and they're going to run up the wall and whereas then we deploy denry's deployed over there oh god what are they doing so Vlad and Stephanie have to defeat these skeletons or instantly gonna start by casting a spell of death upon them oh and Stephanie's taking some damage but don't worry Vlad can pop a heal on her and lo and behold she goes right back up to full health immediately good stuff Vlad good stuff indeed so who's gonna win Vlad a Lord of Death vs skeleton spearmint I mean yes there are a lot of skeleton spearmint but this is Vlad von Kahr Stein flat cast nerve attacks so blood has now made it so the opponent he's fighting card damage him which is perfectly fine oh well Stephanie just absolutely rinsed everyone around her stephenie joined Vlad oh the enemies crumbling now oh they're crumbling well that was an easy fight well done oh another group of skeletons has arrived right well let's um say hi to them you know Stephanie you can cast another one of you spells have fun it's very nice that they're literally into a swarm by war and God you know this games pretty balanced when you just have two heroes single-handedly take an entire city and this isn't even like a pathetic city this is the capital of the enemy at the moment oh don't flatten Stephanie you've done a great job I think the enemy only has a few units left we've got these zombies down here on the floor so they should be nice and easy to defeat there we go let's say hello to them I know once we're down here Vlad papa nice area of effect heal on both of you and we'll also make it so they can't do any damage lovely so now we have zombies who are crumbling who have no attack fighting - absolutely immortal deaf heroes how they go decisive victory so a lovely successful game where blood and Stephanie single-handedly took out an entire city defended by 270 charred just themselves that's great thank you very much for that wonderful fight there derek von Kahr Stein your capital city is now ours oh we got wander vs ah increases power reserves and power recharge that's brilliant own flag got a level up beautiful now glad we're going to give him this lovely bonus here this is the Hunger meaning whenever Vlad is in combat he is going to be continuously regenerating hitpoints this means if Vlad is ever low on health what you do is you don't take him out of combat you send him in to fight a ton of say zombies now zombies are literally trashed so you can basically permanently heal someone just by sending them in to fight absolutely weak units because they can never die if they're continuously regenerating health oh that's good oh and good old manfred von Cassadine decided to leave his castle meaning it's open to attack which is exactly what we're going to do thank you for your castle it will now be mine it's now time for Vlad and the lads to take on manfred von Kahr style so Vlad in we go now the game is not sure how this one's going to end because Manfred here has quite a meaty army including Fargas which is something we don't have so we're going to have to be nice and careful oh my god a manfred did it again he did it Manfred just killed himself I tried to heal the Vagos I mean he'd successfully healed them but he did just end up killing himself with the process oh that makes my life a fair bit easier I sadly Vlad is having to single-handedly fight some of our guys but you know he's doing an okay job oh no Vlad run run Vlad Vlad what a hero oh yes the Varg are almost dead very good and Vlad I'm gonna need you to a large heal on our units here and that should do a nice very big resurrect good Vlad good now all of our zombies are coming back to life I think we could just focus on the enemy oh that's great right kill all the crib ghouls now the Vlad's nerve stone is ready nerve that vargulf and finally we can get to work killing that bad boy yeah yeah the last thing left is the vargulf we've done it we've only gone a done it oh oh that battle thought about that really wasn't looking at our favor but what we had to do was sacrifice some zombies watch Manfred commit suicide via heals and yet GG game-worn out okay now we're going to plow Vlad into the remains of Manfred's army and that's gonna be an easy fight there we go lose a few more cha Dee's of these but that's fine alright so Isabella you're gonna take Castle dragon off next turn I believe in you you'll do great don't you worry I think then we've polished up all of the vampires in the world excluding us which is perfect and actually maybe if we speed Vlad yeah Vlad can come out and hang a rehearsal dragon off as well oh yes we've got the full squad together now for legendary heroes versus admittedly we've got crypt goals which are very powerful units and also grave guard and Vargas oh yes what a battle this could be if only we weren't completely utterly broken in the eyes of the AI right so what are we gonna do entire army sit in the forest and do absolutely nothing please however we do have a massive swarm of bats bats warm squad how is gonna do some beautiful things Vargo squad is also going to be very cool and then we just have the hero ball I think we start the battle and said hero ball straight up the walls and bad squad instead of getting shot up by the towers I want that squad to take out the Vargas go bad squad go and then our two new heroes have arrived you guys scale the wall and now that they've crossed the walls they also no longer take damage from the towers perfect that's perfect and now Vlad's up here as well Vlad drop down another mega nerf on the enemy oh yeah this is going great good good stuff on Stephanie's taking some damage Stephanie run run Stephanie run off for goodness sake Stephanie if you die here Stephanie great stephanie is now literally dying great Frank Stephanie right that's fine we lost one of our heroes heroes get off the wall now I've had enough of you being on the wall yeah we probably should have done all of the fighting off of the wall instead of on the wall because on the wall was a bad idea yeah this one I've accidentally kind of bent up a fair bit but you know it's not gone too badly could have gone worse five artists but I did sadly make quite a few mistakes here oh what a what a beans up what an absolute beans up oh well the enemy's defeated oh what a shame did we properly use a hero are they gonna come back well yes that was many more losses than actually needed to take my micromanagement there was terrible I what we're just gonna have to wipe that battle out for the history books oh and now we get the berserker sword oh and luckily Stephanie did not die she lived to fight another day but of course we now need to get some new units in our armies and hopefully get them trained up a little better I'm thinking we go and get more Kevin's and Nigel's if I'm honest and the best way to do that is in this region here yes we did manage to take castle dragon off and that means we want to demolish this building here and in fact will demolish this building here as well because we just don't need them and in the castle dragon off we can build an extra special kind of temple and this SuperDuper special temple gives us SuperDuper special units if you can believe it here we go castle truck and off what is the special building we can build this this lovely bad boy here the mausoleum of the mad count now this is a very special building because it increases our vampire hero capacity by two it enables the recruitment of vampire heroes and hero recruitment cost minus 70% and the rank okay there level as soon as we recruit them is plus free yes that's very overpowered it's gonna be great you know we're gonna send Vlad over here to be mean to Essen or whatever what on earth is happening here seriously Griswold are you not able to die please can you just die already I'm gonna have to send in good old Susan and Isabella to defeat you single-handedly then go defeat this bad boy Griswold you have like no health just let me kill you please all right Susan I'm going to go to this battle and you just use drain life we start the battle and immediately Isabella and Susan just run up okay what is what is Griswold gonna do it's gonna stand there okay I feel very sorry for you fireball away oh and that that just killed him instantly so yeah the fireball is a unique weapon perfectly balanced which can be casted on an unlimited amount of times ah there we go there's Tempelhof finally defeated well done Isabella gained your one kill that battle and we can begin the process of recruiting more far ghosts oh and yet the Rays Dead trick has worked because we haven't raised any dead from this province in quite a while we're now able to recruit Black Knights which are quite an overpowered cavalry unit they are very good at late-game infantry I mean to actually recruit them we need to be a level-3 settlement and build this 4,000 gold worth building which yes we haven't done anyway next turn and there we go because we've done the barrows and we've completed that we've summoned a white king and it's malice our von Kahr Stein now malice our is a white King so effectively he is designed to be a fighter not a spell boy and of course we couldn't murder min to Isabelle's army there we go we'll just embed the hero now one thing we can do because of course we've got this lovely brand-new mausoleum of the Mad Cow built is we can immediately start recruiting brand new heroes and we're going to recruit the lovely servive on car side and instantly she spawns and has incredible amounts of levels to do so we're going to give her a spirit leech life leeching then some armor lovely stuff BAM she's ready for combat immediately and we're going to send Sophie up here to help out Vlad vodcast eye on his adventure into Essen or maybe we sent herself to help out with our adventures into the Moot yes I think we should take out the moot they look good fun oh you know what we might as well let's summon another one let's have all of the vampire heroes we'll give a safeguard life leeching BAM so now we've got two heroes who have the incredible ability to sapping magic out of the skies and we're going to merge them all into this massive hero ball over here and heat it into the enemy and if this works out the way I think it does at this point we've hit the mark where we can no longer be defeated an austere mark torn off would like a non-aggression pact I'm sorry but Vlad's gonna have to say hello to you so we can't be doing that oh and there we go this is exactly why the vampire wars are about to begin we want to be at war with Austin Mark and they would get free money and loads of bonuses so hello there Austin mark that said in Vlad Von mean sign I know what to get our mission complete I think this is the turn we're gonna eat our way into s and immediately let's do it I'm sorry humans it's not gonna make you very happy they are going to someone in an ally who I've never seen before but hey we've completed our mission and now we have extra leadership against humans and with fighting humans are we gonna put our special banner on increased armor piercing damage many of them have armor not really and auto resolve glory success or did we gain something or look like we did yes Vlad gained glittering scales meaning anyone around him his opponent minus eight melee attack that's fine and race dead costs have been - oh we could send him back and he could get those deaf knights and they'd be so much cheaper oh he's so good I love Lud and that's how it turned complete the humans are now vaguely scared when the vampires are about to go on a roll well CS Vlad now has the ability to raise black knights and they only cost six hundred and fifty one two recruits of lat Oh Vlad Vlad Vlad you know what I actually want to leave this raise Deadpool here because it's just gonna get slowly better and better the longer we keep it so Vlad you just hang around in Essen and do nothing and eventually we'll win the people over and now we want to merge all of our wizards into one massive hero mean ball and now we have four heroes and Ysabel so five heroes in total and for far gulfs one black knight two Crypt Horus and this is gonna be more than enough to take out the entirety of the Moot which we can sack for free grand or move to your mind what a brilliant fight this is going to be don't want to fight this one personally oh you know what it does look good fun they have got missile infantry and I do love messing about with missile infantry right let's manually do this one right so stir land eh group of lovely humans you know they just want to hang around they want to farm their fields I'm sorry guys but you proclaimed being part of an empire that just isn't my kind of empire anyway here we go the squads ready we've got the Hero Squad it's just the one white king and his four lady friends good old Susan Smash Mouth and brand-new Zelda and Sophie von Kahr Stein are they're gonna do great they can have such a fun time what a squad right let's go so we start the battle and our magical recharge at the moment is one power point every six seconds this is because these guys are just sucking power out of the air just for existing anyway let's fly everyone in Isabella let's let's make you make yourself faster Isabella is gonna be speedy for the next 23 seconds and we can literally use as many spas as we like because infinite spells and everything oh you know what let's quickly fire a fireball because we out range the crossbows with a fireball oh we missed but we did completely destroy the sword infantry so not exactly abyss oh right you know let's just charge let's go kill everything one thing we can do is so blight yeah let's let's so blight all of them so this decreases weapon damage of everything for 20 seconds so all of them their weapons are now gonna do almost no damage and now we send in the volkoff's I think it only makes sense well goes away right Coen Hero Squad fireball and them oh yeah come on squad let's drop in a lovely little soul drain you know now that we've got the entirety of the squad here as soon as we're ready we're gonna pop down the mega heal oh this is go great yep their armies just been rinsed chase them Susan chased them and Isabella and they all rout it yeah yeah they have right more kills go did we lose any units no but can we heal anyway yeah just heal up all of the bad boys everyone has a nice little heal and Susan on a fireball on them go Susan go oh that was good Susan well done you know what good fight I'd say very good fight there we go how successful was that one ah zero losses in total perfect god I love the hero ball you see normally the game would say no and say look you can't have this many heroes also they're not allowed to be this powerful but no for some reason when they added this free deal into the game and added isabella von Kahr stein it kind of just didn't think about that and just added her in anyway so go goods good start for a lovely hero blob they've done a great job and i think they can actually take even more heroes program directly because isabella can take two extra this building provides two extra so I think this army can actually have two more heroes there's only one way to test and that's just to recruit two More Heroes oh wow it is a natural Sophie hello Sophie perfect Sophie you're gonna be an absolute mean Lord and castle dragon huh if you thought this province wasn't already overpowered considering it had the mausoleum or congratulations it's also got a gold mine which is just gonna bankroll our entire economy for the rest of the game so now we're gonna become wine merchants and gold miners infinite money oh this is how it begins all in all I think that was a good turn we've managed to completely meme it up a bit more and actually while Strider I think Vlad needs another hero so we recruit one more hero the final hero will be recruited and there we go - brand new Heroes one will go and help Vlad he ever will come over here and just increase Isabella's already completely unstoppable army oh this is fine we've hit levels of perfectly balanced that were previously fought completely unattainable in this video it would seem Oh Sterling's Confederated oh that means we no longer can take this it belongs to the Empire now could be we did completely rinse the province but fine now sadly this has been taken over by the Empire do I want to fight the Empire I mean how strong is the Empire strength Frank free we are strength Frank Warren I guess this is the ultimate test of our abilities at the moment so I guess it only makes sense and you turn begins logically it only makes sense to invade the Moot and declare war on the Empire sorry I'm Parker friends your empire is fake and also I'll be Otto resolving your province Wow only two criticals were lost that's great that's absolutely great are we gonna occupy you oh and a nice miss our resistance icon very tasty as you know don't think we'll give that to the White King to make him better of taking out archers lovely and the moot is now ours so what do we do with it I think we just try and ramp up the vampiric corruption if I'm honest I'm gonna send Vlad to the left and he's gonna start memeing of the empire a bit more there we go good turn was had by all and mission vert Bend okay that's up for glad to do that let's go take vertie band or vote band is literally the only province we can go for so I guess Isabel's gonna head there as well but of course everyone in Isabel's army is now just leveling up of their own accord great and there we go we now have a to bread you Fred destroyed the scored and yep it's good great we now have six heroes in one army brilliant that's perfectly fine and if we wanted we could have another the game says it's it's perfectly fine to love Sofia there as well right Vlad I think we're gonna send you towards the Empire oh and who do we see here invert bad we have the castilian engineer I see so we now see our opponent and defeating him should be fine no problems there I imagine I really want to just raise an army over here just to see what kind of things we've now got spawning in this lovely raised Deadpool you what can we now raise we could literally summon an army here in one turn and just buy it immediately that's great thank you right Steinbeck pause no you got beautiful Oh an ambush was foiled and apparently we recruited a brand new random necromancer Erik von snick ler Erik stickler what a name what can this boy do he can raise dead and just necromancer guess master of dead oh oh I've seen this one this allows you to continuously regenerate the health point of any combatants in a 30 meter radius basically means if we gather all of our hero all into one point we have the necromancer and Isabela and Vlad we're gonna be regenerating health points faster than anything can take it away so we're gonna love the necromancer up here with our new friends we're gonna put Isabela on Brading maybe of Lights ratings Court is now getting very powerful and we go free heroes now let's move them nice and close right up to the Empire now there we go flood is excited I can sense it yeah next turn we're gonna actually take out the entirety of earth bird I mean what does it have it's a massive town it's gotten a vineyard it's got a weaving house we're gonna make so much money from this and it's garrison by a ton of halberdiers and crossbowmen and the army consists of a lot of militia and pistol is pistol ears are meant to be very annoying to kill but don't you worry we've got fireballs and flying deaf bats alright so we have Vlad initiate the siege so Vlad stands there and apparently this is going to be a 100% loss Oh lad this is very scary isn't it well don't worry you're just gonna continue the siege actually you can level up again oh so you run low blood drinker okay this is even better this allows Vlad to continuously replenishes health points again now we want to plow on Isabella von Kahr Stein into the mix so Isabella comes in and then we have Eric Vaughn's nikla here who's gonna join Isabella and now we are ready to start the fight ah now apparently this is still not looking like it's gonna be a victory but don't worry ladies and gentlemen we have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten heroes and also four squads of our Goths I know vark Isis that's what it is right this is gonna go great I can feel good things coming good things gonna be coming a deal ladies and gentlemen my girls and if a lot of people died this battle don't you worry we're gonna be able to raise a lot of dead also I forget this is a siege and if they have pistol cavalry the AR just doesn't know how to use them and let's start our deployment so in front of us we have the enemy city I think as our reinforcements are coming from behind us we're going to prepare the short force 9,000 of skeleton boys to run straight up the walls and just slow everything down and we'll have our hero blob here on the right and away we go so skeleton chod force simply scale the walls here a ball actually let's have the heroes bash down the gate yeah let's have all of the heroes scored on up there we go all ten of them are gonna run and smash down this gate now that's how we're gonna do it far guys how would you like to start the meme off by landing on all of these close quarters infantry as if Vlad's gonna use his wand of jet to take wings of magic now what every two seconds oh god no no that's that's not how sweet to go Vlad know how the gun distractions going that go great that's amazing right well guys what are we doing with you boys I think we send you over here to say hi to the militia oh you know what we're under here we might as well cause some evil spells on the people on the walls let's start destroying these spearmen over here on a halberd is our very and here comes the hero blob yes I finally call Kubik but anyway there we go all of our guys did their job so we're just gonna pop the mega heal on all of the VAR Geist's BAM Vargas now all get healed and now we plow them where it doesn't matter we've got Hero Squad right here a squad assemble Vlad I want you to immediately hex them and you to increase power reserves now one power every one second let's add a can cause terror - er - just one of our random guys sure Susan smashmouth now has the ability to cause terror budget fuel one of these swordsmen they're running out towards us that's how scared they are oh gosh they have infinite health as well all of the like group heals this is fine this is great and the VAR guys are having a me meet I'm good well guys go kill the pistol is while we're at it right here Oh blob it's time we move on let's just march you straight into the town center also where's Isabella Isabelle I want you to start casting fireballs everywhere yeah good good fireball little bit of team damage there do you know what it's all fine actually I've got an idea what if we cast a hex on to the enemy Lord so that he can do no damage and then we kill him and now the rest of you just run into the center Fargo so you guys are doing great go I should kill the free company militia again please why is everyone just so hexed everyone is getting absolutely rinsed right now right fireball away apparently you missed the fireball but just evaporated whatever was in front of you where's that enemy King again areas look at him treasurer like BAM it's beans him up a bit and far guys go say hi to him and whilst you're over here because you guys you know you take damage occasionally as Papa nice great big group here lon get the squad back up to proper battle abilities and you know did we mega hex him we did yeah he does no damage now that's going good and this hero board you can fight here oh my god is this just Susan smash Ralph and Sophie and Melissa and Zelda yes rinse the unit they're so cheap as well these heroes it's not even like they're particularly expensive they're not bad at all let's go kill these pistol is right Jason Isabella I want a great big group heal on everyone has boost up the VAR guises again we want mega health for them all I think it's safe to say oh we might have won this one I can't really see how the enemy you're gonna pull this back Wow did we just win oh we did I mean it's a siege as well so we don't even need to continue fighting I I'd safe to say yeah yeah I think it's safe to say that that was a good fight there considering the auto resolve was saying no you're not gonna win that we kind of did quite a lot actually there we go the dead have risen once again we get extra loot Oh 1300 battle loot loads of XP XP for everyone there good stuff are we gonna sack this one oh yeah I think this one's a second okay so there we go we've sacked this but then we can immediately occupy it with Isabela and how that's a province secured a mission complete and we also have a very large pool of raised dead now oh good good good good good good this is going great now we have that bad completed and captured so let's build a vineyard there Oh fantastic this is beautiful Oh sadly we can't recruit anymore vampire Lords because we have too many and the only way we can get more is to build more buildings but we have so many there is an infinite amount we have there is no way to defeat us at this point we have overtaken everything in this entire world just hat you're out of science how many heroes can we put in Isabella's army says one more and then coming out this one no no Gabe no that's one two three four five six seven eight eight heroes all assisting one legendary Lord oh you shouldn't let this happen so there you go ladies and gentlemen I've been the smithing bro if you've enjoyed watching total war Warhammer here today please give the video a like if you are interested why I actually have about free 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Channel: The Spiffing Brit

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Rating: 4.936028 out of 5

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Id: ra_tpDtRfQE

Length: 40min 19sec (2419 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 12 2019