SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork Challenge

so we put this bad boy on and now if we go to our level up screen we see that our health is now at 12 thousandths all the ladies and gentlemen I'm the spiffing Britt and today you join me in Skyrim that's right a long awaited expedition into scarm to break the game has finally started and to think it's only taken us just half a year to finally do an exploit video on the most broken game in existence Thank You Todd Howard our Lord and Savior for making it in such a way now Skyrim is such a unique it's such a beautiful in such a majestic role-playing game which aren't pretty much certain every single person in the universe has played and so here we are today ladies and gentlemen to show you one of my favorite exploits as well as many of us because let's be honest to Skyrim it's physically impossible to play the game without showing off exploits the game literally just froze exploits at you and you have to go please no Todd stop why did you bug fix this years ago so today here we are in the fantastic game where I'll be demonstrating to you ladies and gentlemen at home the most overpowered weapon in the game the common household utensil of the fork so without further ado let's start a new game here we are we're in the character customization eye the alternative life start mod installed mostly so that I don't have to sit through that horrible I mean fantastic tutorial that Todd Howard created for all of us at home so yes we need to create a character at slash hero to be our adventure through this wonderful world now there are many different people to choose from and many adventures we could have with some of these fantastically beautiful people but I've got an idea ladies and gentlemen I have a fantastic idea I think today ladies and gentlemen we should create the greatest man ever to exist now many of you at home might have been watching III and think well of course it's got to be Keanu Reeves but no ladies and gentlemen it's not it's Keanu Reeves long-lost cousin Riano Kives that's who we're going to be creating today I think unlike our previous adventures into scar and we probably shouldn't just make all of our characters of eyes that stare into the void no matter how much I do enjoy it oh my god ah height slider Oh Todd you shouldn't have given me such powers oh yes Rihanna keys he's going to have very low down eyes for some reason oh my goodness what a beautiful little Goblin only these massive eyebrows as we've won the bushiest boys alive fact you know we're gonna have his eyebrows kind of migrated away from his eyes they just don't to be included there they want to be free right I don't just say weird things happen every time I create a character but um you know I'd say this one's gone surprisingly well right now we just need real new kids beautiful hair oh there we go it's perfect oh it's absolutely beautiful I mean I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves actual chin isn't like that but Riano Kives can be that's the joy of creativity and imagination that's what Todd wanted to teach us about the joy of creating something beautiful yes very beautiful aren't you Rihanna Kives right let us finish in a more character yes Rihanna Kives perfect to the greatest hero I could ever wish for right now we just need to pick our life you know we could do the vanilla start but I think so many people have seen it it's best we probably skip it and instead we'll go for arriving on board a ship and I'm gonna say we just arrived in donned star for some reason yes this makes sense after tried to escape the success of his cousin Keanu Reeves Rihanna Kives decides to jump on board a boat and sail away to a far gone land where Todd Howard one of his friends from primary school in the Chess Club promised him safety and Sancta toot bye porting him into a game just like CD Projekt RED but inside this game Todd Howard promised him Gortat and so that is what riad Oh Kives is striving for today what a magical journey we're gonna go on I'm so excited right ladies and gentlemen if you're ready for this make sure you're sat back that you are relaxed you have a nice warm cup of tea in front of you as we were about to begin the life of the greatest hero ever made you know what Riano Kives he's a lovely guy look at him he's so majestic you know what he's willing to do special offer just for you the ladies and gentlemen at home the first 5,000 majestic sausages to like this video will be visited in their sleep tonight by Riano keys that's right this magical beautiful creature will just spontaneously sometime around midnight you'll open your eyes and there is standing at the end of your bed giving your wave and then he'll disappear forever never to be seen again who wouldn't want that beautiful service god I don't know if that's gonna have a positive or negative reaction on how well this video does anyway Rhian Oh Kives you know he's just arrived by boat he needs some supplies where is he gonna get the supplies from but we're in don't star ladies and gentlemen and as we know Todd Howard left a little surprise for Rihanna Kives in Dawn's star near this mine here we go to these rocks and these arcs are very special rocks what's that search chest but hang on a second that's not a chest that's a rock oh no it isn't ladies and gentlemen this is in fact very much a chest full of literally everything you could possibly need so we're going to be grabbing all of the fun items which have actual magical insurance on them as these enchantments are going to become varies for later on and even a wooden sword wow this is like the second most powerful weapon in the game so many valuable items are left in here I wonder where they all came from why is there a chest here well basically Todd Howard decided that the magical roaming bands of traders known as the Khajiit who go from town to town giving you magical supplies needed to have a place to store their goods and for some reason Todd decided to not bury this beneath the ground but he decided to place it slap-bang right here Thank You Todd but of course we don't actually have enough items to create a god tier level for we're going to need some more items and we're also going to do some enchantments that we actually want so to get those enchantments we're going to need to have the Khajiit restock their supplies how they're gonna restock their supplies you might ask well it's quite simple we need to just stand here and wait so this is where the Khajiit will arrive eventually when their trade Caravan comes and so we will simply stand and stare and wait for their arrival I will see all of you in about 17 hours as Todd Howard decided to make the time passing animation incredibly slow Michaelmas these cats really do take a long time you know what maybe Riano Kives can do something first you know just to test out some of his incredible powers well yeah Riano Kives he likes money he loves to make money but where's the best place to get money what best way to get money in this game is probably by trading but trading is a little bit tricky because you know you need items to actually try traders who want to buy from you so what if there was a way to bypass literally all of that well we're gonna head over here to this wonderful oh is this some kind of mortar and pestle nice some kind of alchemy shop I'm gonna wait until they open their doors that'll be fun there we go so now that they're open we can now start to buy some of these fantastic items here actually no we don't want any of these but Riano keys would like some money so how we meant to get money and not lose anything from our inventory because it's quite important that we keep everything in our inventory well if that's the case we talk to free to hear and see what she has on sale now she has some quite impressive things on sale including a potion of brief invisibility I would love something like that but we just don't really have the money so what if there was some kind of way ladies and gentlemen to get money without actually selling anything well luckily this is where Riano Kives education comes into effect while brianna Kives he's an intelligent guy he actually is a full University diploma from realistic diplomas calm in the art of Khajiit trading this is a natural legitimate thing you can buy by the way if you'd like oh god but now they actually think about this I probably should have mentioned that else I love people demanding that I do the same thing it's gonna be just like that knighthood from Zealand look guys I sunk 80 pounds into a knighthood from Zealand how far do I have to take the memes ladies and gentlemen how far oh goodness you know what I'll buckle into it okay this is gonna be a huge push for you ladies and gentlemen if you if for some reason this video can hit 20,000 likes I've no idea how I will buy a fake diploma in Khajiit Trading from the University of Australia via realistic Tabasco oh goodness the things I do anyway let us see how rihanna Kives can put his realistic diploma to good use well so how do we do this wonderful thing well you want to hit on Rihanna keys go over to Frieda here and then hit E and suddenly things have gotten a little bit wacky because we are now in our cell screen so as you can see in the bottom left we have the letter e and that means we can sell items whatever we sell here we gain money from for example this ale we sell and as you can see Frida's gold goes down and our gold goes up the Ale doesn't go away also you might remember that we don't actually have any ale in our inventory now this can be advanced by looking even further down this here is the potion of brief invisibility an item that I'd love to have but we'll never be able to afford it for some reason it now says only 69 in value and also I can sell it or hang on a second what is Riano Kives done now what's happened here ladies and gentlemen is that rihanna Kives art of Khajiit trading is so powerful he's able to go to this lovely little Freida here and convince her to buy her own items off of herself and give the money - Riano Kives and Freitas gold comes down and ours goes up and our speech levels up yep that's a that's how what you know was so good we even gonna sell it to her even when she has no gold so we're getting no gold from this but we're selling her this potion and our speech just keeps on going up as fast as I can hit Enter it's gonna go up and that's a level of ladies with speech level 22 come on Freda keep buying all of your own potions yeah Todd Howard this this game it just works doesn't it just works perfect release quality when playing on Skyrim special edition this is meant to be the mastered edition they released well after the game and the game is ten years old at this point this so it's not like they haven't had time to patch it although to be honest I mean they have been too busy implementing fortnight into for like 76 so I can't blame them for not focusing on patching this anyway there we go what a success we've had an absolutely brilliant sale time with Freda here alternatively there's another way to do this even more and gain more money what you're going to want to do is drop down a save so we drop down a save here get out our fists punch Freda and then immediately reload the game and for some reason Todd Howard has a be hostile for a second and then immediately resets her but in resetting her an issue of Rises her money has been reset so has her entire inventory meaning she now has two potions of brief invisibility thanks Todd Howard working mwah perfectly as intended and also she's forgotten about that branching timeline where Riano Keys literally just punched her is more than willing to do even more trading so we go over and we do some more trading speeches up to 41 this is going so well Riano give so well you know what we're here we could actually do buying some of these supplies but we're going to be needing them later on so we're going to want some serie Dilek Spade tales and I'm pretty sure some ab c-- long fins also work there we go perfect anyway I'll see you later Freda I've got some cash eats to trade with and finally then we'll be able to test who has the greatest trading prowess Riano keys with his perfectly realistic diploma from realistic diplomas calm 100% not sponsored or the actual Khajiit the greatest traders in the entirety of this universe so Riano Kives begins his long wait you must now sit here and wait for the Khajiit to arrive and here they are the Khajiit have arrived perfect you only have to wait a few days for them to actually turn up however you might notice that a scar has kind of Skyrim now these freakish eat aren't actually with the Khajiit there's a fourth one of them and it's the fourth one that you can do the trading with the rest of kind of useless so where is the fourth one well thanks to Todd house ingenuity for some reason you have quite a high chance of of them just leaving the fourth one behind and you can find the fourth one by just running along this road and there she's had two got a rock over there thanks Todd Howard very cool now these Khajiit will have the same inventories the one we literally just stole from not that long ago so if we check what they have for sale we can see that basically as we've waited a few days that chests over there is reset and is now filled with all of the goodies that we see in her inventory now this is absolutely fantastic because there are some great things in here for example an enchantment that we need massively the necklace of minor alchemy this means created potions are 12% more powerful that is incredibly overpowered but how do we get it we can't afford it it's 1417 actually we can't afford it okay let's just buy it and now we are down and the Khajiit now has 2000 gold but don't worry ladies and gentlemen we've said hello to our Khajiit friend over here now we're going to run this way so we've just bought that fantastic alchemy thing that is brilliant that means all of our potions are so much stronger and trust me that's gonna be necessary but now that we know that the Khajiit inventories been reset what you want to do is run down this hill and we're gonna run all the way over to the mine come on Rio no Kives it's not even that cold there we go we just jump our way over here and here were BAM we have our friend the chest here we go chest and as we can see her entire inventory is being reset and this role of the items included so we'll just grab all of the soul gems as always also all of the gold that we gave her or ourselves has also been deposited in here so that's 2167 gold we've just gained back and there we go success we've managed to get all of the items we like so what do we do well we just have to run back to our cache eat friend so you just run all the way back up the hill over to our lovely friend Khajiit trader now of course her inventory hasn't reset because we've literally just gone back and forth so we need to find a way to reset our lovely Khajiit friends inventory and the best way to do that is by dropping down a safe and then punching her and then immediately loading the save and now for some reason she became hostile resets her hostility and her gold has been reset but not only that so of all of her weapons your I'm gonna repeat this process a few times I'll see you once I've gathered all of the supplies that I like the look of it might be wondering why is Rihanna Kives so destined on accumulating so much money in power and why on earth does he have a diploma from real estate diplomas calm not an actual reputable college like I don't know the College of Winterhold well it's because the College of Winterhold didn't want Rihanna Kives apparently they took one looks him and decided no sir Rihanna keeve's is on a mission to become the most powerful man alive and forced the College of Winterhold to accept him for what he is the Lord and Savior of all humanity and whilst we're here just nap literally everything minor boots of sneaking more like my boots of sneaking now right and now back to keshite lady to do it all again so the more 100 power leveling the speech skill by convincing Todd Howard that at the moment I'm trading 1629 every free times I press the Enter key and as you can guess I have for some reason inherited the abilities of almost any Korean Starcraft 2 player and my enter tapping abilities have almost exceeded normal British capabilities I'm gonna beat a new keyboard after this but it's worth it for the video Frette keyboard oh oh yes speech go 49 come on let's get it to 50 we go speech skill 54 what a challenge that was my finger has literally melted oh but that was worth it alright let's drop down and save so we drop down never save Oh what part and then we load it again oh this is how to profit this is good profit you know I think I found everything I'm ever going to find off of the Khajiit I've got quite a few enchantments that I like the look of so now we just need to move on to the next phase of our plan quite simple in fact Riano Kives needs to run back loot all of the soul gems out of that chest and then we have to go on a bit of an adventure all right there we go we've nabbed everything I could find in the chest that I like the look of no it's time for us to leave and I'm afraid we need to leave for good and go somewhere much more profitable now lest I might make a lot of jokes at scarabs expense one thing you can't pass up on is the fact that this game is actually beautiful and it was made 10 years ago and yet to this day it's still a game that so many of us are still playing can we say that about Call of Duty games that were made in say the last four years not really but we can certainly set about this anyway now we need to actually continue on our journey of making the most powerful character in the universe using only a wooden fork now wooden Forks in Skyrim come in two variants you have the plain boring wooden fork and then you have the wooden fork weapon version now normally you can't find the wooden fork weapon version now the wooden fork by itself does one damage and is completely useless however with enough skill it is the most powerful weapon in the game now you want to go to this lovely lady here in Whiterun as she can teach you how to do alchemy so you just want to plough a ton of gold into her and what bam we've learned how to do alchemy now the issue is this game says you need to level up to actually train more so yeah sadly we do have to level up on character then you know we're bad we can just do it all again now it's important we reach an alchemy level of I'm gonna say about 40 I think it is you need to hit as we certainly want to make this more powerful so I'm going to buy alchemists up to level two that means all of our potions are 40% stronger but also probably going to want to grab physicians so that we can then grab benefactor as this means potions you mix with beneficial effects have an additional 25% magnitude which is very impressive and if you ever want to say borrow something in this game say this very expensive void salts here or maybe this even more expensive potion of haggling then what you do is you just grab it and run this direction and then when you hear you just crouch down drop on the floor and lo and behold she doesn't suspect anything I just came in here with one of her potions and it's a it's disappeared but uh there's no way I did that anyway so we're going to head out into Whiterun we're going to go visit the yars palace for the sole reason of the Yara's palace has not only an alchemy table but also an enchanting table oh it is magical so Riano Kives is going to run into dragon's reach and for some reason no one's going to question why or no fees here yep they're just gonna stand over there and ignore him because guess what he's not the main character in this story lines he's gonna come on over here and say hello to foreign gah lucky this guy's a source of almost endless soul gems if you need any in charmant so if you didn't bring some of your own don't worry you can just borrow them from him and by borrowing I mean the classical Skyrim process of holding Aeon this soldier walking around here crouching and then borrowing it anyway we need to level up and one of the best ways to do it is using an in charging table as we need to get some of those in shamans yes you basically just want to plow through all of these enchantments that you've discovered along your way and sell them what buy sell them I mean just dissing shock them and there we go that's one level up and most importantly we've managed to gain the enchantment of alchemy that is the most important thing to grab it doesn't matter what other insurance you have it's the alchemy enchantment which is going to actually win the game and because we've done all that we've managed to level up see you level up your perks once more and then all you have to do is simply run back to that lovely alchemist lady said go we get her to train us again and were bad we are now alchemy level free though we have lost a lot of gold so we're gonna have to try and buy that back off of her but the good news is all of the money we sank into actually training has gone into our inventory so we just have to do the classical process again of hovering over our food hitting a on her inventory and then we begin to sell back all of her own potions to her hmm balance taught Howard anyway something we want to do is use the blacksmith's forge to create some items so on my adventures around and about Skyrim I've been able to locate quite a hefty supply of silver ingots which is perfect that's exactly what we want so what you want to do is you want to jump on down here and basically start creating some nice jewelry using silver because silver is a nice cheap resource to have so you want to basically Forge lot and lots of silver necklaces and silver rings now these are going to be our pimping equipment so we want as many of these as possible because we're going to be using these bad boys to create some of the most broken enchanted equipment the world has ever seen there we go we've just crafted a ton of jewelry very successful now we just kind of need to go an enchant it all right and the next step as soon as you start doing this this is going to be it this is going to be the start of the great adventure and there's no going back once you begin ladies and gentlemen so ladies and gentlemen we need to begin by creating some brilliant alchemy items remember we already have the necklace of minor alchemy now we just need to create ourselves a nice little ring Skov to this arcane enchanter we grab our silver ring find an enchantment well of course we want alchemy this means created potions are 8% more powerful very nice I would just use a soul gem to do it now after you buy all of the grant soul gems off of Farah Ganahl a secret fire you want to simply drop down another quick save give them a bit of a bath and then immediately load the quick save again and every time you do this his inventory should perfectly reset and he'll have a brand new grant soul gem for you to buy and this is the easiest way to get grants or gems in the game sadly and then of course you just immediately sell everything and get all of your money back from Ferran gar lovelies how many grande soul gems we have to point out to five not bad at all right next up ladies and gentlemen you're going to need to go get some ingredients some very specific ingredients but luckily they're not actually that difficult to come by so what you want to do is you want to gather ingredients for four to five restoration potions and fortify enchanting potions fortify restoration potions not difficult at all all you need is some salt piles I have a small antlers small pearls Sara Dolan spayed tails or eka bein long fins they're not difficult to come by really cheap to buy off of literally anyone and once again once you buy all of the resources and you need some more simply punch the merchants reload and wabam you'll have all of them and then for fortify enchanting you're going to need blue butterfly wings Haggar even Claus snow berries or spring and SAP any two of those four will work when making this potion alright so now that I've given myself all of the items necessary we can begin enchanting but but you do that you want to make sure that you have the items you want to enchant so for example you're probably going to want a weapon and maybe a set of armor which is going to be perfect for your various adventures into Skyrim now for our chosen weapon today we have the fork the fork is an incredible weapon in Skyrim and when using enchantment correctly you can grab your fork pick an enchantment like say fire damage and the fork will become the greatest weapon the world has ever seen personally I think fire damage is a good laughs but can you clip the fork of course you can it is a one-handed weapon so if you want to dual wield Forks you can that's right Faragher feast your eyes upon the fork the greatest weapon so we're going to use this alchemy lab and kick Ferren gar off of it so to begin with ladies and gentlemen you simply want to put on whatever items you have that increase your alchemy abilities now for us at the moment that is solely our necklace of minor alchemy and other than that we're going to want to get another one so we use the arcane enchanter and we want to give ourselves a silver ring back on the alchemy enchanting ability and pop in a grand solider and craft it there we go oh and also whilst were here make sure to level up and get some incredible enchanting abilities so you want to make your alchemy skills as high as you possibly can make sure to give yourself physician and benefactor so that your enchantments are more powerful and then you want to work your way across to enchanting and then make sure to get level 1 enchanter level 2 enchanter which we're going for a fire fork here you might as well grab fire enchanter as well perfect so now we can begin the process of enchanting let's make sure you've worked on your silver ring of creative potions are more powerful so go now all of our created potions are going to be 12% more powerful very nice so you whack on that and you want to make a fortify restoration potion how do you do that quite simple we go to some small antlers and some salt piles craft them together wha-bam fortify restoration discovered and now that we've made one fortify restoration you simply quit the alchemy table you want to take off your necklace and rings then you want to chug the fortify restoration potion making restoration spells 59% stronger for 60 seconds so you give that a chug and then you check your apparel again and suddenly crafted potions and a 16% more powerful and 11% more powerful good so you put both of those items on use the alchemy lab once more and make yet another fortify restoration so you have the potion added to your inventory you quit the crafting table you once again take off your apparel and then you want to chug the potion which is now at 58% so you chug that and then your necklace is now to 19% and the ring is at 12% now eventually you're going to reach a point where it simply doesn't increase anymore and at this point don't worry do not panic simply make sure that you have the highest number you possibly can drink the restoration potion which is 69% so you give it a choke I put on my necklace I put all the Rings and now this is when you want to do your fortify enchanting potion so you'd use the alchemy lab and you want to create your ingredients use the butterfly wings and the snow berries and so you want to craft wha-bam fortify enchanting you want to craft a few of these just two should do for us as we're simply going to be making a necklace and a ring there we go we have our fortify enchanting recipes and we come over here we use our items and we simply chuck this lovely bad boy here fortify enchanting 11% stronger use the arcane enchanter and we want the item of the silver necklace the enchantment of fortify alchemy and the Grand soldier and now we craft this and then we do the same for the Rings so there we go and now once we've done that we simply have to start over once again at the alchemy lab oh goodness so now we're effectively on season two of the loop so you want to go back to your alchemy table once again make a fortify restoration potion so AB and we create one we quit the alchemy but as you can see it's already at 46% which is much better than last time you want to take off all of our alchemy bonuses chug this potion of restoration were bare now that that's drunk we want to put back on our iron gauntlets of major alchemy which are now 24 percent our necklace which is now at 16 and our ring which is now also at 16 and then we want to use the alchemy lab again and were BAM a nother fortify restoration so we're then we immediately quit items apparel take it all off drink that potion now at 75% put the items back on Howell at 19% and 29% use that our me laughs warrants more oh this beautiful loop I love this game Thank You Todd Howard beautiful game perfectly working as intended so now our necklace of ring are up to 27% the golden lid saw up to 41% this is when we're starting to hit the snowball now ladies and gentlemen oh this is going well now at 160 percent stronger alchemy spells this can only get better ladies and gentlemen yeah we've hit the cap 33% and 51% so we're going to have to now basically cash in and make our fortify enchanting potion so we create that and actually create a few of these because we're going to need them so we go about free of those and you want to come over to this bad boy the Arcadian charter and you want to chug your first potion of enchanting use the in charter and we want to make a silver ring to give it the enchantment to fortify alchemy where the hammer hits now crafted potions are 33% more powerful that seems good too let's make that immediately and we want the silver necklace we want to give it the enchantment of alchemy and fill it with yet another ground soul gem so we craft that as well very nice and then once again we start the loop again but now season free wear fortify restoration gives us two hundred and twenty percent very nice so you quit the alchemy or BAM you jump on out you want to take off all of your items which have technically lost their power-ups you want to chug your potion fortify restoration and now you just have to work your way back up again simple rinse and repeat so now we're reaching the point where our iron gauntlets have now at 56% more powerful potions and our necklaces and rings are offering 36% so now our fortify restoration potions are up to two hundred eighty four percent which does make them very powerful our rings and up to 42 percent our gloves are up to 65 percent more powerful now potions are getting very wacky 322 percent stronger fortify restoration potions yeah honestly the more ingredients you have the longer you can do this for the more of a powered you're gonna end up the choice is yours on how much you want to break the game by the higher your alchemy level and the more powerful your starting in chanting gear is generally the faster the process will be so you don't need to worry about gathering as many ingredients but realistically as we're now increasing about a hundred percent potion strength per tick as soon as you hear this snowball it just becomes too easy so our next potion is gonna be 600 percent stronger yep this is a moi Todd Howard at his finest now our fortify restoration 870 percents if you're enjoying it ladies and gentlemen hey make sure to give it a like because by god filming these and getting these ready they do take a long time as in lots of collusion with the YouTuber ymf h a I do believe it is it's a lovely youtuber he does a lot to these Skyrim videos and he's an absolute god of Skyrim and is giving me some of these fantastic cheesy exports look at this 1560 2% for what a classical exploit this one is every time we craft one of these we level up basically twice because just of how powerful it is 900,000 percent stronger than previously okay now we're reaching the point we need to be careful because we can integer overflow the game right news alchemy laughs fortify restoration bam and bam you know whatever number that is good we'll take that you know yes six five oh right Chuck potion the completely broken one this potion is worth over 1 million gold and now I don't know potions that just got to use alchemy lab now this is where we want to use fortify enchanting so let's make a few of these bad boys this seems fine no now we quit the alchemy okay and we go over to the Arcadian chanters table now we want to chug our potion so we got items potions fortify enchanting use the arcane enchanters table we want to go item fork enchantment fire damage and the game's just crashed Oh Todd can handle it oh my goodness he couldn't handle it right I'll be back in a bit once I've got this to work again oh I could this that was brilliant right so I'm back ladies and gentlemen time for another run at this lovely enchanting glue this time I've given myself a few more bonuses instead of just out ringing our necklace and our coordinates we now also have a nice shiny crown to help us out so once again we're going to begin and do our fortify enchanting loop and this is when the journey is going to start ladies and gentlemen okay and so it begins with our first fortify restoration right now we're hitting the lovely point where our potions are now at eighty four thousand percent so we'll just craft one of these bad boys and I think this is going to be the limit that I'm going to say we're going to hit as I think going beyond this might be a bit of it so we're going to chug this potion and then we're going to start creating our fortify enchanting potions so we can now craft twenty one thousand percent stronger potions and so on so what we want to do is now make a new potion we're going to make our fortify enchanting so we need the blue butterfly wings and the snow berries and there we go for 30 seconds items enchanted a four thousand two hundred ninety nine percent stronger so we'll just make a couple of these bad boys and by crafting one of these our alchemy has increased from about fifty to sixty four anyway we're just going to quit the alchemy and now it's time to create a brand new thing in the arcane enchanter and before we use the arcane enchanter we want to make sure we check our potion of fortify enchanting the strongest one we have which is this bad boy here so now 4,600 percent stronger and we want to choose the item we'd like to enchant and I think for our first thing you'd like to enchant a silver ring go to enchantment and fortify alchemy will be the best one this means created potions our six thousand seven hundred percent more powerful and this is going to last forever of a Grand soldier this becomes five thousand percent more powerful good so we craft this bad boy enchanted and now we need to start making some more so we want a necklace and then we need to chug our lovely potion of enchanting there we go into the arcane enchanter we get our necklace which is the enchantment of alchemy we use our soul gem and now we have a 4,000 powerful necklace were BAM now we chug another potion use the arcane enchanter this time we want the item of the fork we want the enchantment of I'm going to say at yes we want one fork to do fire damage it's going to do 5,000 fire damage brilliant and that we want a soul gem on it and perfect in charge the ultimate fork actually wait now we want to rename item this is going to be Bernie fork birdie fork more like Bernie Sanders perfect Oh lovely Bernie Sanders the fork however I'm not quite done I want to chug this potion here use the arcane enchanter and I want to get an item we want to have this lovely lever set of armor and I'd like the enchantment of health and we use the Grand soldier and this increases your health by eleven thousand points nice I'd like this bad boy wha-bam so now we have the lever literally God so if we go into our inventory we can see that because we've run out of our fortify restoration stacking our lovely necklaces have gone back to normal they only do 25% more powerful potions our ring only does 8% more powerfull potions however this necklace here and this ring here because we crafted them using the enchanting potion which doesn't run out instead of the fortify potion it means that we now permanently have a way of crafting potions which are 10,000 percent more powerful if I was able to put on a ring and create a cup of tea which was ten thousand percent more powerful I could probably end the entire universe sin thank God that Todd Howard has restricted my powers to be only in Skyrim today also we have the leather armor of increased health so we put this bad boy on and now if we go to our level up screen we can see that our health is now at 12,000 oh this game is great I absolutely love it so we find ourselves in this lovely position of great power what do we do well logically I'd like to make a potion a very special potion what potion are we making today ladies and gentlemen we're going to be creating a potion of unknown effect to make this you just need Canas root and swamp fungal pods both can be purchased and you can create a potion of paralysis now because crafted potions a 10,000 percent more powerful this poison of paralysis will lost 4,400 seconds also because I just crafted it my alchemy is now leveled up to 95 so we've just made the most powerful potion of paralysis in the entire game the potion is worth four hundred thousand gold so now that we have one of our incredible Forks Bernie Sanders as we can have two folks in our hands at the same time we definitely want a second overpowered four so how are we going to make the second fork even more of a pout than the first well what you want to do chug your potion of enchanting load up the Arcadian chanter and we're going to get our second fork and enchant it with absorb health and now as you can see it's a fork of the ability to absorb what the heck is that is that 32 million points of health I do believe it might be very well but we should probably rename this from fork to fork give me let's get some leather boots give them the ability to sneak and the games crashed again nice don't worry luckily I dropped down a save this time because I know how to do that and we're back ladies and gentlemen after a quick successive run of about 17 crashes I finally made it back into the game and things have gone a little bit awry um we have Bernie Sanders here quite a good weapon but actually apparently it could be better it does 5,000 burn damage which is incredible enough to destroy anything in this game however it's not quite forgive me which is so powerful it's worth negative money you know I think it's time for Rihanna Kives to go on his adventure with his fantastic realistic diploma from realistic diplomas calm perfectly balanced and 100% not sponsoring this video Rihanna cubes is going to go to the college of winterhold and proudly present the fact that he probably should be in the college if anyone disagrees well and they can have a meeting with Bernie Sanders and fork give me so mister carriage man take me to winter hold our winter hold it is permanently freezing what a lovely place to be look at that a magic College of Winterhold where all of the smartest people go you know small people Riano Kives they go hand in hand actually it's quite cold over here I don't think Rihanna keys knew just how cold it was going to be I mean he's not even wearing shoes and we go college of winterhold what a lovely place hello there friend space is so useless everyone's just walking around with little pouches arguing with each other no one's actually you know being super intelligent and taking over the world everyone's just standing around like they're not even flying around on the brooms what's the point of having brooms around here if you're not flying around on them look at me go you just get rid of my proof did you seriously just she made me get rid of my broom oh please forgive me right iron mace mixed with potion of paralysis I'm sorry but you did bring this upon yourself so how long did I mean that guy over there just doesn't care but how long does this last can you move the body oh my goodness you can you can right this way we're going this way oh okay so this oh this character is going to be stuck like this for the next I think twenty nine thousand seconds how long was that oh goodness how many minutes of I accidentally stuck them for actually so it lost for two hundred forty thousand seconds basically Oh sadly this means the potion lost for four thousand minutes and four thousand minutes in hours is sixty six point six six hours so this is sixty six real-world hours ladies and gentlemen which is um probably more hours than anyone actually ever put in to fall out of seventy six and that's how long we've accidentally stuck this poor little NPC fall and they will probably be stuck in this position and I've accidentally got them stuck at the bottom of the stairs right you know what you just um you just stay there you'll be fine oh don't look at me like that come on you're looking like you're judging me oh well it well surprisingly no one seems to mind when I paralyzed people 466 real-world hours oh hello there it's Frodo oh I've an idea I have a very good idea so fryer is giving us a lovely little tour of the ramparts and this gives me a fantastic idea because fur outta here is very narrow very steep edge alright so where is the nearest edge oh there's one quite good okay so Frodo just walk up to this very risky bit of tiling here and Boop and there you go Frodo you are now paralyzed right so how do we get her over that edge misk drop down the bucket the legendary bucket of gravitational assistance and goodbye Frodo oh it just works oh goodness I absolutely love this game it really is something special but I'm afraid we can't really go on The Adventures of Riano cubes forever we're going to test out his weapons but then sadly the video must come to an end but if you're interested in seeing more Riano Kives you want to see what he gets up to heck you might even want a full series on this guy and his misadventures with his overpowered weapons then don't worry we can give it a go so if you really do want to see more of this then give me a shout in the comment section and I'm sure we can give it a go anyway which of these weapons does what again oh so that one was a Miss oh I just realized I haven't actually charged I've of them out that is an issue where's the nearest soul charging station because for the moment we're just using folks against this white ring guard burger right I'll be right back as soon as I've charged up these weapons oh my goodness hang on a second look at this combo attack we can do this is insane yes Oh check out this attack if you're ever in combat with someone you just do the dual wield double stab fork attack look at this I didn't note on how it actually gave the forks their own combo move that is amazing Todd suddenly this game 11 out of 10 best game no one has ever made a better game than you and even though we're not actually doing any damage because I forgot to actually charge up my weapons we are able to have a good fun time because we are immortal now Rhian Oh Kives he can't be killed he has no deaths he's never going to have any deaths what he does have is some really good fork skills hang on a second why the heck is the bucket floating Todd oh nope there's the bucket now okay Thank You Todd disco being scared doing Skyrim things so apparently for some reason the fork does not allow you to recharge by natural means however there is a way around it which I'm going to have to investigate basically in the enchanting section you can use soul siphon and that means the DEF blows to creatures trap 5% of the victim's soul into recharging the weapon now this means theoretically if we were to fight creatures with these weapons now we're able to actually siphon their souls and charge up the weapons so I'm not going to have to go out and kill a bear and then finally we can temporarily end part 1 of the adventures of Rio no keys now please forgive me kau because there's not many other creatures around here oh wait there's a chicken a chicken chickens work right stab I know I'm gonna get bounty but it's worth it right did I get a charge please tell me these weapons charged well there's a 5% chance to charge it's time to cow as I can weather what the heck is happening there cow physics what the heck of these cow physics go away Archer god I need to kill this cow it's for science ok I finally got the cow down oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen I did it I finally did it we charged the weapons Oh majestic and for some reason we run kind of like Naruto would run Rihanna Keyser's one of the greatest running animations I've ever seen in scar just look at this boy go anyway ladies and gentlemen allow me to demonstrate why the common house fork is one of the most overpowered weapons in the game so this cart is caught me but you know what I nice I'll pay off my bounty that's gonna throw me in jail in Whiterun but they can't exactly hold me back can they so they decide to release me good good guards so allow me to demonstrate it we have these lovely guards here and then you hit them once and then they melt and you hit them again and they melt again so you swing burn and they die instantly hello there why drunk gosh please trust me this is a fork it's the weakest weapon in game now prepare to be burnt oh goodness I love this game hello beggar person sorry Oh mr. priest II boy hello bye mr. priest 'hey boy hello there cow you didn't see anything happening did you good cow let's just keep this as a secret between you and I okay tween you and i and a white run guard what's up you don't like me well I'm sorry prepare to be evaporated oh good this what a game what a game ladies and gentlemen I love these folks and they are the most overpowered weapon engaged just look at them go anyway ladies and gentlemen you've enjoyed this video please do give it a like as it does take a very long time for myself my data to make these and it it certainly does mean the world especially if hey maybe this one will actually hit the trending page because I start videos hit the trending page we haven't quite been able to beat the number 30 mark and for some reason YouTube only shows trending videos between 30 and number 1 and that's the only way to truly beat fortnight once and for all the game that was released ten years ago but anyway we'll have to see anyway is always a massive thank you to all of my majestic patrons these 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Channel: The Spiffing Brit

Views: 5,710,505

Rating: 4.8948827 out of 5

Keywords: skyrim special edition, elder scrolls, funny clips, fork only challenge, fork, skyrim fork, spiffing brit, can you beat skyrim with a fork, can you beat skyrim, op fork, skyrim overpowered, skyrim is a perfectly balanced game, skyrim perfectly balanced, skyrim challenge, skyrim fork challenge, skyrim funny, skyrim funny moments, funny moments, skyrim funny montage, rt game, perfectly balanced game, video game exploit, skyrim exploit, skyrim gold glitch

Id: GmUtltvUQX0

Length: 43min 54sec (2634 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 15 2019

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[u/michrech]

What I'm curious to know, and I don't recall seeing it in the video -- from where did he obtain the fork?