RIMWORLD ORGAN HARVESTING - The Perfectly Balanced Organ Harvesting Colony Simulator Game!

he's got the tea leaves on the hob here we go and here it is our very own box of yorkshire tea oh it's fantastic it's glorious it's one yorkshire tea hello there ladies and gentlemen i'm the spoofing brit and today we're playing the fantastic game of rimworld a story generator by tainan sylvester is that what this game is no it is in fact a war crime simulator that's right because this game is very famous for one very important reason in space no one can hear you violate the geneva convention now today we're going to be setting up a lovely organ harvesting company that's right we're going to be creating the ultimate rimworld base where not only will we be harvesting the organs of anyone who strays too close but will also be imprisoning random passers-by and forcing them to grow lots of tasty lovely tea for us this is going to be the true and ultimate and definitive way of playing grim world and trust me it's going to be perfectly balanced so make sure you sat back relax with a nice warm cup of tea in hand as we're going to set up the greatest and most human rights violating colony that has ever been conceived as it's time for us to dive into this game today we're going to be playing on the default mode with a good old crash-landed setup although thanks to some cheeky mods that i have in the background this is going to be one very unique setup anyway we're going to be playing on the default settings of cassandra classic and it's time to throw those into the game what seed are we going for well of course we're going to go for the lovely seed of tea the greatest seed of all will generate 100 of the world crank up the population and this should be perfect let's go by the way these are all of the mods we're using it's uh quite a few for today's episode but trust me they're all absolutely fantastic please don't judge the fact that we have mods like this uh this and this there were this and this oh goodness i realize 90 of these mod names make me look like i'm an absolute psychopath and that's mostly because i am oh god please don't put me on the watch list now welcome to the glorious world of tea that's right it's the tea world now when it comes to where we want to get set up it's very simple we want to find a nice home in the mountains preferably in some kind of nice forest not a tropical rainforest because they're full of mosquitoes but instead a boreal forest boreal forests are the greatest places to get set up so we're going to get ourselves set up in a nice boreal forest now settling this close to the yellow tribe is going to upset them a bit but i mean they're kind of neutral with us so that's fine it'll work itself out all right bam let us land now all we have to do is design our free very important colonists and make sure that they're going to be absolutely perfect and here we have it ladies and gentlemen our free colonists are finally decided these will be the free employees to help us the mighty spiffco company set up an organ harvesting and tea growing colony to start off we have the manager that's right it's jeff bezos he started off as a corporate slave worked his way up to becoming a manager he's a cannibal body purist greedy sausage and he's going to be the social man of our colony next up we have susan the medic that's right it's susan the ceo of youtube she worked as a child on an organ farm and eventually learned to be a medical soldier she is going to be the bloodlust quick sleeper cannibal who will be soaring the organs out of our lovely members and finally we have todd howard the game tester he started his life as a nerdy kid in the chess club until he developed a bloodlust and used his nimble and optimistic fingers to work his way up to becoming a game tester he's a pretty decent jack of all trades and will mostly be defending the colony so without further ado let's dive ourselves into this world and here we have it ladies and gentlemen we've arrived our free characters are here basil susan and todd have all made it now this is our glorious starting habitat it's a boreal forest meaning we have a near limitless supply of trees as well as some fun little wildlife but more importantly the benefit of starting in the mountainous region is that it allows us to create a very easily defensible base one which no one will be able to break into all we have to do to create this defensible base is simply build a wall around about here and a wall here and then bam we are safe from the outside world right now after organizing everyone's different work patterns it's time for us to actually set them up and build our basic base so our first wooden ball will go up over here to just seal us off and we'll put up another wall here as well and there we go we have a nice little protected area to build in we'll also set up our basic growing zone just slap bang right here in the middle of our base we'll be growing rice to start with as it's the fastest growing crop in the game now we'll need to get power set up nice and quickly so we'll just whack it down next to most of our crops now it will take him a few days to actually build all of this but they'll get it set up nice and soon in terms of weaponry we're going to be giving todd probably the bolt action rifle and jeff bezos can be the person to equip the stun gun this is a very important weapon especially considering susan can't actually fight but the stun gun will allow us to capture people without murdering them which is very important now when it comes to actual food because we're in such a nice forested area we don't really need to worry about actually setting up an early farm where we can grow stuff because instead we'd actually like to use our prison labor force for that so what we can do is basically survive off of the land by murdering most of the local wildlife because there's a huge amount of deer and moose and other various lovely wildlife that we can hunt to extinction now honestly in terms of first day on the colony it's not been a bad go of things we've only built one bed which isn't necessarily the best i'll make that two beds now so one of the guys is going to be sleeping on the floor this evening but that's going to be okay now when it comes to actual research we need to research a couple of things nice and early on most importantly batteries because that's going to allow us to store electricity which is important if we're going to actually keep food cold right now susan is going to make todd's bed and there we go it's been made it's a normal bed fantastic todd's bedroom is awful in quality but you know it's not the worst oh fantastic a wild hunter is passing by our local area now they're not really anything too special his name's ambass and has he got any good stats underground or trigger happy body purist his stats are actually pretty good i'd like to have him in my colony the only issue is if i were to abduct him the one faction that lives really close by to us might get a bit upset but at the same time if i did abduct him they'd probably send people over to raid us right you know what that means bezos it's time to ready up that stun gun we've got a person to catch todd will also bring you along for backup and hopefully we'll be able to catch him before he exits the map hello there ambus my friend uh we'd really like to have you in our colony bezos you know what to do arrest him 100 chance oh wait we can't arrest him because we don't have a prisoner bed well it's okay we can make one we can build our prisoner area already okay so my plan for the prisoner area is simple we want prisoners for two reasons one we want prisoners to grow tea because that's one of the many resources that we can actually plant that's right we can plant tea and that tea plant can be used to create cups of tea that are effectively drugs that we can sell to people now if we can capture this person and then basically force them to grow tea for us then my goodness ladies and gentlemen we're going to be in the money right jeff you know what to do capture them this is going to upset their faction but honestly doesn't matter bam they're arrested now it has made that tribe very hostile they're down to minus 75 opinion of us from zero oh goodness that was quite the emotional hit but ah it's fine now ambass is our brand new friend here and he's a prisoner when it comes to actually having prisoners in this world we can force them to work which is absolutely fantastic i mean sure we can try and recruit them but what's the point of actually recruiting them when instead you can just force them to work for you forever now that's what i like in my prisoners also i'm pretty sure i can rename them of course i can right you are no longer ambass say hello to a brand new colony member it's organ donor number one that's right because this man has a healthy clean sheet of organs ready to be harvested because guess what everything can be harvested we can take hearts we can take lungs we can take kidneys we can take livers we can even neuter characters and my personal favorite we can take out teeth we can even remove eyes and we can simply sedate characters brains for no particular reason right this is todd's third day in a row where he's sleeping outside on the floor but you know what he's still actually quite a happy little character he's an optimist you see ladies and gentlemen he has the life motto of it just works meaning that even when life gets him down things will still work out in the end as people will still buy his games oh and lovely the organ donor is immediately getting to work digging the tunnel that i've designated for him to do in order for him to actually get to work of planting the fields over here so what we're going to do is we're going to designate this area over here this entire area is going to be a prison labor area where only prisoners are allowed to do work any colonists walking into this area can't work unless they're wardening it's going to be a fantastic area ladies and gentlemen because what we can do is designate one giant growing area and this giant growing area can be for lovely cups of tea of course the prisoners can't survive off of tea alone so we'll be giving them their own food growing area although it's going to be much smaller than the more important tea area and this area can grow potatoes there we go aren't i lovely and here we go our lovely little organ donors going to get to work nice and soon we've unlocked this door so the organ donor can now go outside and start cutting down all of these trees and oh my goodness he's doing it he's doing it what a great guy oh i love it they actually work and he's planting tea our organ donor is planting tea oh the business is up and running ladies and gentlemen our first unwilling employee what a great little guy now our lovely prisoner after his first day of work has done a fantastic job he's not the happiest sausage in the world but honestly things are looking good he's managed to sew a huge quantity of tea plants all across this landscape which is perfect now one thing we can have our prisoners do is we can also have our prisoners expand their very own prisoner barracks by simply designating an area to be destroyed oh my goodness what i'm amazed by is the fact that the organ donor is actually fine with their existence they're actually enjoying their work of planting tea he's enjoying it i'm amazed i'm so impressed these are tea plants by the way when they fully grow we get a proper cup of tea out of them and we're not talking about garbage tea we're not talking about a ted lee we're talking about premium high quality yorkshire tea first raid the poisoned spiders ladies and gentlemen it is morrow a scout from the poison spiders who only has a knife this is perfect if only a melee stat of two they're going to be fantastic so what we're going to do is send out jeff bezos and todd howard although todd is not going to be allowed to shoot and bezos job is going to be to try and capture this person using our lovely taser go bezos go that's a good first hit we've hit them with the taser come on just a couple more hits jeff bezos and there we go two stun gun shots was all it took to bring down morrow so we're going to capture this person there we go perfect another fine addition to my workforce collection now all morrow really needs to do is kind of sleep off their various pain but that'll be fine in terms of actually being a new colonist uh they're okay their slave price is only 200 because statistically speaking they're not the best but once we let them mine a bit more maybe teach them how to craft or look after animals they'll be a fine worker in our army i know as we are running low on power and we haven't researched batteries yet it still makes sense for us to get a second wind turbine up and running in terms of future power we do have a couple of geothermal power sources which will help our colony tick along i mean we actually offer our workers quite a high quality existence when we really think about it i mean they get food they get an opportunity to do things i say we're quite generous but at the end of the day they do only have one limited area in which they can work and i'd love for it to be expanded oh and there's an exotics good trader walking by this is fantastic now exotics good traders are very important because they're one of the few traders in this game that accept organs now sadly we don't actually have any organs to give or at least we don't yet because all it takes ladies and gentlemen is one look at this healthy person morrow here to realize that she has a full bank of healthy organs so it only makes perfect sense for us to harvest one of her kidneys i mean at the end of the day you've got two kidneys when you really only need one so we'll begin the operation to harvest one of her kidneys now susan go perform the operation we'll perform the operation on a prisoner bed it's not the greatest bed but it gives us a 74 chance of surgery success and it'll have to do right let us perform the operation we have a 70 chance of success give me the kidney we got the kidney ladies and gentlemen bam anyway we've got jeff bezos here jeff bezos go trade with the exotic good traders we have an entire organ to sell them trust me they're going to love buying it so we're going to sell that organ for 762. i'd like to say that technically that prisoner was worth as a slave only two hundred dollars meaning the organs on her body are more valuable than her as an actual living being this kidney alone is worth almost four times as much as she is as a human being oh fantastic there we go we're gonna sell that kidney right now we've built up all of these lovely walls and this is going to allow us to designate more prisoner working areas outside as soon as these walls all get built up and it's going to give us more space for them to actually work now one thing i realized is that basically none of our colonists know how to cook none of them have good stats for cooking but equally neither do any of our prisoners so uh one of our colonists needs to keep making food we're gonna make that todd um he's gonna have to cook he's not gonna be very good at it but honestly it's fine he can learn so he's gonna get to work and make some basic meals and these basic meals will keep the prisoners working away quite happily now the prisoners have done a great job their first crop of potatoes is 47 grown the tea is 15 grown but what's really jazzy is the fact that they've managed to mine out a huge bunch of steel for us and more importantly the prisoner area is now expanded so that we can kind of give this entire area over to our prisoners because we've walled it off perfectly so we're going to let the prisoners basically mine through this space here and then set up some brand new grow zones for them here we go we can have a great big 10 by 15 grow zone here where they can grow rice then we can have an even larger grow zone down here to the south where they're going to be growing mostly tea this is going to be one giant tea field oh yes it's going to be fantastic and because we will need more food we might as well also just designate even more potato areas potatoes for everyone perfect look at this these lovely organ donors getting to work they're making sandstone they're chopping up trees for us oh i love having prisoner labor it makes everything so wonderful honestly the colony is going way better than i expected but of course we need more employees we have all of this untamed land which could be filled with tea crops and equally we have all of these prisoners with organs that we can slowly take although apparently our first prisoner is actually going to have a proper break risk now oh we've got a braid from the poison spiders fantastic it's sky the enforcer a woman aged 59 who's a misandrist okay so doesn't like men but it's tough very good in melee combat uh their plant stats is fantastic meaning they'll make a great farmer for our colonies so jeff i need you to rest up my friend although actually i do kind of need you on the field of battle right now so we're going to take him out immediately and go on over and try and capture sky we'll also bring out todd just in case things go wrong all right let's try and capture ourselves another unwilling worker oh wait they appear to be getting attacked oh by the wild boar fantastic okay so they're already injured a little bit they're going to bleed out in 23 hours so we can wait for them to get weakened a bit and then send in bezos but you know let's just send in bezos now all right first shot fired that's a miss another shot that's a good hit there we go bring him down bezos bring him down oh bezos you killed them bezos you've somehow managed to kill them with a stun gun you fired a stun gun shot into the left shoulder and killed them ah bezos i told you not to ram the taser up to seven hundred thousand but you know what these things happen in the very least we can steal their medicine it's a shame that we don't have another prisoner to put to work but oh well i'm sure another raid will soon be long anyway now the fun thing about the lovely guest mod which we have enabled is that visitors will come and stay for a few nights and we can actually charge them we charge 10 silver per night for just staying in this garbage looking room although sadly uh winter has now properly hit because the outdoor temperature is minus 10 degrees which is killing a lot of our tea plants yep this is it the potatoes are dying and the tea is dying uh we're just gonna have to try and do a mass harvest and if we manage to get any crops then perfect but if we don't then that's fine the tea is simply too young to be harvested well we just have to save as many potatoes as possible now honestly even though we're going into winter we're entering winter with a very decent supply of food we have 629 potatoes in our inventory as well as probably a few hundred potatoes in the field when a brand new quest has arrived now we've got an interesting mission here which is that we're going to be paid to basically do battles for profit a local councillor from one of the factions basically wants us to distract pirates to get the heat off of her caravans this would basically involve three groups of pirates being sent over several days to be sent to our colony and in this case we're going to probably be accepting the quest in order to gain control of this heavy smg a masterwork in fact it would be fantastic at actually killing people of course we won't get it until after the raids are over but it's going to be a great weapon for todd howard certainly a bit better than his stubby bolt action rifle oh and here comes the raid fantastic right jeff bezos get your stun gun ready we're going prisoner hunting equally todd come on out here remember don't fire at will todd that would be the worst thing you could possibly do we actually know there's actually a new raider someone else who's rocked up and they're going to break for a wall okay i was not expecting that okay if we just hold open these doors why is he just battering down the door can you stop battering down the door stop trying to break down my wall he's breaking my walls right todd that's it let him break down the wall told you're not allowed to kill him but jeff bezos you're gonna have to murder him stun him good we'll bait him with todd bezos ron don't get stabbed bezos okay todd look you're gonna have to take the shot here on this one uh please don't kill them okay that's a good hit actually that should slow down their moving guesses slow they're moving to 48 which gives jeff bezos the opportunity to stun him todd now you're the one who's baiting oh jeff you killed him for goodness sake jeff let's immediately try and get this wall patched up jeff's in no immediate danger so i think it's time that we naturally go hunting for the other person who could arrive oh no they died to the traps beans okay here comes the final raider it's a 83 year old woman called shorty immediately she's got 70 movement because she has immense cataracts hearing loss bad backs and she also has an addiction to smoke leaf so i think this is probably someone who jeff bezos can actually solo just for the fact that jeff can actually walk at full speed all right jeff let's go hunt ourselves a granny good hit good hit very good we've slowed down the old lady she slowed down even more moving's at 22 and you killed her gave her a poor heart attack oh goodness right well let's um let's take the silver back off of her body oh well at least we get our heavy smg masterwork to give to todd oh goodness i swear these non-lethal tasers are really quite dangerous okay winter has now finally begun meaning that all of these fields are basically completely kaput until the new year but that's all fine oh my goodness this is it fantastic we've managed to capture a random pirate that was walking by so this pirate arrived on our colony is actually going to try and raid us however he ended up giving up because i think he has a whole bunch of problems in fact he won't make the best prisoner but honestly a prisoner is fine just someone who can grow crops as soon as the weather improves is all we really need now he does come saddled with a whole bunch of issues like an addiction to ambrosia but honestly yeah who cares he'll be fine he'll make a great new companion for our other prisoners so what's his issue has go juice addiction and an ambrosia addiction i see well you know what it's gonna be fine he'll be a welcome new addition to the force and even if he does start to die all we have to do is harvest all of his organs before he gives up ladies and gentlemen it's time for the glorious offer that's right do you require an organ are you missing a kidney perhaps you don't even have a heart well guess what thanks to those glorious boffins of spiffco finding a completely unknown and never-before-discovered stash of organs organs now at an immense discount that's right the first 10 000 people to like this video will receive their very own organ of choice that's right one free organ it can be yours all entrants must of course not question where the organ comes from be worried where the organs come from or reports the organ to the police claim your organ today now back into the video honestly the colony is going from strength to strength this is absolutely fantastic one thing i might do just to make sure we have an extra safety net when it comes to combat is that it might actually be a smart idea to try and set up a kill box so if you don't know what a kill box is basically you set up an area where your enemies have to funnel through in order to get into your base the only downside is it can be a bit tricky setting up a funnel box when you have a whole bunch of prisoners like i do but i'm sure we can find a way oh and in some brand new romantical developments jeff bezos and susan are now romantically together that's right apparently susan became aroused and agreed to become bezos his lover well bezos hopefully this divorce is going to be a lot easier than the last one right welcome back ladies and gentlemen we've just got a very interesting mission it's called temporary workers basically all we need to do is send one of our colonists off to the empire of moon to help with containing an outbreak of the plague and then what we can get afterwards is one choice of free options we could gain some honor some goodwill or my personal favorite a free colonist that's right we have to get rid of one of our colonies for eight days but at the end of it we get a brand new colonist so we're going to accept and send one of our workers over to the empire of moon we're going to be sending susan over as she's our only colonist incapable of violence right it's time to load up one of our colonists susan away you go right one thing i didn't realize was that this new colonist would actually be arriving instantaneously we didn't even need to wait eight days here's our lovely new friend amul in terms of his needs he's a bit of a complicated character because his steadfast ability makes it hard for him to get a mental break however because he's a tortured artist he's more likely to get a mental break so it's swings and roundabouts with his character one thing's for certain he actually knows how to cook food so we're going to have him be cooking most of our food for a while and as soon as susan returns we'll simply imprison a mural and then throw him into the prisoner area now considering we're unlikely to be attacked for the next few days what i'm going to be doing is constructing a giant wall to basically surround our base generally speaking it's a wall that's going to be about three tiles away from the actual center wall of our base and this wall is going to have an important job its job is to basically stop sappers breaking into our base this is surprisingly easy to do because basically you need a gap between one wall and another and we need to fill this area with some kind of turret now we don't have turrets in the game but we will be researching them right welcome back ladies and gentlemen uh there have been a few developments most importantly susan's back and susan is constructing our brand new geothermal generator this generator is going to grant our colony more power than we will ever need and oh my goodness we're getting raided who's attacking us one guy called red okay red what's his stats like he's very good at melee he's okay at mining and he can do crafting okay this seems perfect he would make a fine addition to our collection of carlos but of course first we must actually catch him this looks like a job for jeff bezos so we're going to equip him with his little stun gun and send him out into the wild not too sure where this guy is going okay yes he's going down to the bottom wall on our base that's fine all right bezos get yourself set up our last visit of fugly wizard she's very pleased with his stay so he'll be returning again soon right bezos get ready to fight oh wait this guy's hiding behind cover okay bezos run run bezos ow he just shot jeff bezos in the arm right basis i still believe in you let's open up this door right taze whilst red's focused on the wall is still focused on the wall tase him good that's one taste that's a good second taste oh and you killed him god damn it jeff bezos you have a stun gun and you've killed more people than todd has todd has an smg for goodness sake oh goodness jeff oh well at least we have a new short bow added to our collection hopefully we'll get another raid soon it is also slowly warming up outside in fact we're actually in spring now which means crops can probably be planted again so what i'll do is i will open up all of these areas here again we'll allow plants to be sowed more importantly we will now unlock the door for the prisoners yes our base is definitely getting absolutely incredible in terms of power output we can actually dismantle all of these wind turbines because in comparison to this geothermal generator they are just absolutely redundant so we're going to hook on up this geothermal generator and we could actually do with setting a new item to research now what i'd really like to do is research gun turrets but in order to do that we need to research smithing and then machining and then gun smithing then blowback operation and then finally gun turrets so you know what we might as well get started on it all right let's research smithing it's going to take you a while todd but trust me it's going to be worth it oh and fantastic we've also got a box good trader that's arriving at our colony and there is one item that i want to buy from these traders and that is the steel hospital bed this steel hospital bed basically has a surgery success chance factor of 110 which makes it so that we're very much unlikely to screw up surgeries the regular beds that we have when they're used as medical beds well they only really give us a 70 chance of success so this hospital bed bam we need it we're going to be harvesting organs it makes sense to have one in terms of everything else i think we're perfect so that's one fantastic trade deal but also things are getting even better because we've got a brand new mission apparently there are five desperate refugees approaching their leader von basically says that they're happy to stay in the super happy tea farm for 18 days so they can rest and regroup and if we make them happy during their stay some of them may offer to join us they may also even reward us later down the line now this seems like a fantastic opportunity to gain some additional prisoners so we're going to be building one additional bed in our guest room or so in a few days time we can actually start planting crops again all our crops can start going down from the 1st of april may so it's going to actually be useful to have more additional people around so we can actually get all of these crops planted so we're going to accept this there we go we've got five new refugees that have joined von hillary laureen hiker and lisa now one thing i realize is that technically these guys are refugees and there is nothing actually stopping me from imprisoning all of them so maybe that's exactly what we'll do they're going to be departing in 18 days time so we have 18 days where we know they won't escape and then we can abduct them for prisoners afterwards now we will be needing more food which means that all of these wild boars need to be hunted we need every single wild boar here killed otherwise we simply will not have enough food to feed the colony now luckily a few of these nomads actually have incredible hunting statistics my goodness this nomad here lisa the crafter is absolutely insane 17 crafting 12 shooting one melee six construction you my friend come grab a gun and get hunting we could do with more than just jeff bezos out here hunting wild boar now this is going to keep our economy fed for quite some time and also seeing as we have all of this extra work i'm also going to have our various miners dig out these various walls for resources like steel and gold and i've also opened this up so the prisoners can go and do most of the work now we're only a couple of days away from the great crop planting so it's time for us to actually prepare all of these necessary growing zones so i'm going to want one more growing zone here which we're going to dedicate to the lovely tasty tea plant then i also want all of this to be another growing zone dedicated to potatoes this can also all be a growing zone dedicated to smoke leaf so that we can actually manufacture drugs and then with the power of smoke leaf that's going to allow us to actually give our prisoners a job to do they can manufacture the devil's cabbage for us apparently growing season is here now fantastic oh the great planting can now begin this is going to be the day oh yes the great planting is taking place the first few potatoes are being slammed down here comes the next wave of potatoes look at all of these new hired hands oh my goodness this is fantastic this first field of tea plants is all going down now there's another field of rice getting grown here i mean rice is a fantastic crop and actually we'll need some probably sooner than we expect simply because of all of these additional mouths to feed so i think it makes sense that i slammed down a few more additional growing areas and designate all of this area to rice set up a new growing area up here this one can be tea this one here can be rice perfect and then i suppose one day we can get hydroponics set up and once we actually get hydroponics online even though they're a little bit of a way down the tech tree where enough are they oh they're only here oh they're actually surprisingly cheap we could have researched this ages ago hydroponic basins would have been a good idea because that would allow us to set up an area say over here where we can have our lovely prisoners mass produce tea crops all year round and in fact just food all year round it means we won't have to really stockpile for winter oh what's this we've got a raid from the poison spiders they will attack immediately right what have they got they've got joanie the officer here with a steel club and this guy with a steel mace in terms of statistics this guy is absolutely prophetic beyond his fast walker bonus and this guy is actually incredible in terms of stats but he can't do dumb labor and he also can't do firefighting oh it's a pyromaniac okay so even if this guy was a prisoner i'm not sure we'd want him just because of the risk but nonetheless as a raid is here we're going to have to summon all of our men in order to make it easier for us we're actually going to send out all of the brand new temporary colonists and just send them out for a fight right go punch this guy all right von simply you get out the way then jacob gets the next attempted fighting oh and jacob got dropped okay well hillary you ever go this guy here is just absolutely high off of goa juice okay so that's why he's not going to get dropped for a while right lisa just shoot him it's not like we particularly want him anyway okay that was a head shot he is still going vaughn melee attack okay there we go fantastic we got him and they're now also fleeing because we've dropped him and there we go i think we just need to rescue everyone and oh my goodness he actually survived this guy survived he's going to die in two hours but i mean we can capture him so we might as well give it a go provided it doesn't cost us too much medication if we can save this guy's life or actually in the very least we can do something better than that strip this guy down because before he dies we can definitely steal his clothes all right now i think susan's managed to save his life despite not using any medication and just using her bare hands uh and that's fantastic now we're going to actually use some medication to heal up everyone else in the colony so we didn't lose anyone from this raid and we have actually captured someone which is a good sign we are going to need a new prisoner bed though in fact we were always going to need a few more so i'll place them down there we go oh my goodness our saviors have arrived we are so low on food we have one day's worth of food left and a whole bunch of muffalos have just wandered in off the top of the map this is it right work designations everyone anyone who's okay at hunting lisa todd and bezos are now all out to hunt we need to kill this entire pack of buffalo looks as fantastic as it has been trying to sustain a colony off of rat meat i think we could use something a little bit larger already the amount of meat filling up our storage is getting slightly insane so this is a good sign oh my goodness this is a lot of raw meat 643 raw meat we must keep butchering now you will notice that technically my base is completely opened up now uh towards the north because we've dug a hole through this mountain and opened this up this is where we're going to be building the most efficient kill box in the game now this is a perfectly balanced kill box it has physically no way of stopping it it's absolutely gloriously overpowered and it's incredibly easy to build basically all we want to do is mine out this area just a little bit more so that we can design a very unique looking structure right now we are starting to get back on top of our food situation with over 50 meals in preparation we go for a decent amount of meals per day i think around about 27 or something silly like that but oh here we have it gun turrets have been researched perfect this allows us to create the ultimate kill box so what on earth are we going to create well it's going to be a bit of a monstrosity allow me to present you the ultimate kill box ladies and gentlemen it might not look like much and that's because technically it's a visual abomination however this is the ultimate setup that is able to stop anyone from being able to raid your base the way it works is simple we've surrounded our base with two layers of walls the reason we've done this is because it makes raiders less likely to actually blow down your walls and instead they'll walk around the map to go through this area that they can walk through however if the enemy attacks with sappers the sappers will go straight for the walls and try and blow them up now because the game doesn't want to become a tower defense the developers decided to add in sappers enemy units that will blow through walls to make a faster route into a base in order to stop the players kiting units around tower defense structures now the best thing about this is that it can be entirely bypassed using one very cheeky method and that cheeky method is by having an empty second wall and then in the second wall filling it with mini turrets now these mini turrets simply need to cover basically every single area but the exciting thing about the mini turrets is that they don't actually need to be powered that's right we don't need to give them electricity it is simply the threat of the turret's existence that will stop sappers from even attempting to go through these walls instead the sappers will see that there is a route over here which is technically clearer and faster and so they will walk around the entire map no matter how big it is just to go through this one clear doorway like all other enemies would now what's going to happen when they get to this area well we're going to actually kill all of the enemies but how we going to do it well what you want to do is add a whole bunch of doors here to slow down the enemies so that they can't walk through very quickly and then all you need to do is have your colonists stand in these areas here one here one here one here one here one here and one here and then because your colonists are basically looking for a diagonal region here your colonists are able to attack diagonally through this wall however because your enemies are walking through open doors they're not able to attack meaning your colonists can freely attack into the enemies that are walking slowly but those very same enemies can't fight back so what we've set up here is our enemies are forced to go through this one entrance into our base and then we can fight them before they can fight us allowing us to completely cheese any and all combat in this game that's right we've discovered immortality now the thing is you can do whatever you like with these doors we're going to personally hold all of these doors open and send someone to open them all up this is going to mean that raiders will instinctively come all the way over here but of course if we have some kind of manhunter pack that we don't actually want to fight for whatever reason despite the fact we could murder them we can choose to shut these doors and kind of wait out any enemy but anyway our steel turrets are set up once again we don't need to power them we don't need to do anything with them heck they can even break down it doesn't matter there we go we've sent lisa through just to trigger all of these doors to stay open and that's fantastic oh my goodness our base is doing absolutely gloriously we've got all of these rice plants as well that even need to be harvested oh this is just fantastic oh and here we go fantastic all of this new rice is coming in i realize it might also be a good idea to set up some kind of hydroponics area for our prisoners to work in the winter so for that we're going to build a new structure over here this single room will be filled up with a whole bunch of hydroponics basins and give our prisoners something to do when the winter wind is too strong and powerful and of course we have all the necessary components and steel to build these hydroponics basins so it should be nice and easy now we've actually got a fantastic opportunity to actually test out our defenses using the bloody animals event which is happening this basically means that if we accept we'll get sent eight man hunting alpacas quite the challenge but we also get a champion who'll be helping us fight them which is actually very useful we can also get a whole bunch of nice items from this and so we'll be picking up a whole bunch of honor as well as this nice fancy robe and here we go our champion has actually arrived fantastic oh and here comes the manhunter pack of alpacas oh my goodness look at them in all of their manhunting glory now of course what we're going to do is set up bezos over here because he has a gun we want to set up todd over here because he has a gun and now all of our temporary colonists with knives will have lineup along this wall hillary you need to equip a steel club lisa you actually have a gun so you need to stand here you already have a club so you can stand there you already have a knife so you can stand here and our brand new companion can stand over here lovely stuff okay so now you're going to see something absolutely hilarious the man hunting alpacas will always come through this little funneled area but they're going to be walking through this area where we are able to hit them and they are unable to hit us so here come the alpacas at high speed immediately von hits them through the wall they can't fight back we're able to shoot them they're all slowed down because they have to bunch up and we're able to hit them on all sides oh my goodness yes now a few of them will make it through but the vast majority are going to be taken down here look at these alpacas just slowly walking on through getting beaten up fantastic and that's all of the alpacas defeated looks like we'll be eating alpaca meat tonight now the best thing is that you can actually even improve this setup even more by lining a whole bunch of turrets up over here but for the most part that was actually a glorious success no one was injured beyond a bruised leg thanks to an alpaca and this man's left thumb which was beaten viciously right fantastic we've set up this nutrient paste dispenser so that it's now feeding into this prison barracks all we need to do is hook it up to some power and now we can feed the prisoners off of tasty nutrient paste instead of actual food and more importantly we can set all of our prisoners so that they're only allowed to eat paste this makes feeding them a lot cheaper and i also think it's time to actually set up our first hydroponics basin which requires of course a lovely sun lamp right in the middle of this room then we surround it with hydroponic basins these bad boys require 100 steel and one component we have 43 components lying around and around about 1 000 steel so we will start placing this down we can afford to place down quite a few they do use up a lot of power but remember we're gaining a huge amount of power from this geothermal generator but my goodness we've got these hydroponic basin set up so we're going to unlock this area designate this to grow tea this can also grow tea this can grow strawberries i guess this can grow potatoes now the good thing about hydroponics basins is not only do they grow all year round but they actually grow crops ever so slightly faster and as soon as we've got these bad boys built we can zone this as a prison labor area and that way only prisoners will be allowed to work in this space only the prisoners will sow the crops it's not going to be up to our colonies they can focus on doing better things now with all of these hydroponic basins set up and most importantly this sun lamp using 2 900 watts we're going to need to set up a new geothermal generator luckily we have one more steam geyser over here so that's exactly what we're going to do brand new geothermal power station now this is very important so we'll have susan working on this blueprint and we need it quickly before we completely run out of power oh my goodness and hika here is super happy and wishes to join this colony completely of course we're going to accept because this is another colonist who we can abduct so hika has joined the colony but of course if the rest of them don't join immediately we still have 1.4 days until they depart and if they still don't all want to willingly join then we can force them to join yes they're never going to leave and there we go we have a brand new geothermal generator adding more power to our grid and we've got two brand new quests a mad timberwolf which is going to attack anyone it sees and someone called dunlap offers to join our colony uh being hunted by four man hunting deers i mean dunlap is fine apparently they're a sheriff so we can accept them and immediately turn them into a prisoner to work for us and here comes dunlap to join our colony right dunlap run inside and here come the manhunters chasing dunlap oh my goodness todd can you please stop trying to fight the deer you melon oh you idiot if you die here at least you're going to have to try and bait them from the other side same for you bezos todd oh my goodness we're going to need more people to fight here luckily we've got hika here with a stone club we've got laureen here with a knife right we're just gonna have to fill up this box and punch deer to death and hillary as well good right three ladies go we need to save todd howard he's bleeding out on the floor okay todd's back todd it's machine gun time i know you're very injured oh great we're being raided at the same time luckily these guys are going to fall for our little trap but in the meantime we have a more pressing issue in the form of todd currently bleeding out on the floor and there we go we've dealt with them all right someone please rescue todd so when it comes to these guys raiding they're all going to raid through this one same route here we also do get a heads up saying when they're going to start raiding but these guys have a whole bunch of weapons one guy has a shotgun one guy has a some stone clubs and an auto pistol so they would be a bit scary to actually try and fight but luckily we don't have to oh my goodness and here comes the raid right we haven't got many people here to stop the raiders but we're able to at least get a couple of hits in before it begins bezos has also collapsed on the floor right vaughn i'm sorry but you need to oh vaughn can't get up susan you've got to work of course you do maureen you're going to die nope you're fine right laureen i need you to fight again dunlap as well you can also come fight now they're doing a great job of punching them through the walls in fact because these guys aren't animals they're actually very slow and this has allowed us to get some very important early hits off onto them which puts dunlap in a good spot to actually finish some of them off with this revolver health wise lisa is saved so susan you just need to rescue bezos and there we go they're now fleeing bugs we've killed three of them that leaves just gizmo here i'm pretty sure we can try and arrest maybe or no in the very least we can just punch down to the ground oh my goodness this was one heck of a messy fight but we've managed to survive it and there we go we've actually dropped gizmo to the ground meaning we can capture them right well that's one more prisoner for the collection at least and i'm honestly just amazed we didn't lose anyone in the process of that right ladies and gentlemen it's time for the beginning of order 66 the ultimate gamer move ladies and gentlemen for you see what we're about to do is arrest our guests before they can leave for their destined to depart in two hours time unless we can stop them which is of course what we're going to do now we have four guests remaining who are not actual colony members and we have three colony members who are technically up and about i mean technically todd was up and about but he decided to puff some smoke leaf just moments ago and has collapsed on the floor so what we want to do is we want to try and arrest the four remaining colonists before they leave and the way we're going to do so is have susan who's incapable of violence arrest von this is a 98 chance of success so of course it's going to happen the reason we arrest von first is because he's a brawler meaning he is insanely good in combat so we want to take him out of melee combat immediately but as soon as we arrest him the remaining members of his faction the weary nomads will immediately turn hostile which is why we have hika and dunlap here who will immediately pacify them so three two one try to arrest and there we go we've managed to arrest him that's actually caused the remaining refugees to try and flee which is perfect because we can arrest them immediately on the spot there we go we've captured three of them right now all we have to do is capture lisa with a hundred percent chance of success go dunlap go oh my goodness this is perfect we've captured all of them order 66 was a glorious success dunlap my friend you know what to do it must be done oh my goodness we're going to have so many prisoners oh this is insane now i am going to keep hika and dunlap our newest recruits as actual colony members simply because there is so much work that needs to be done at the moment that we simply can't throw them to the wayside and send them into the mines and this is it the workforce is now growing oh it's perfect it's absolutely perfect it's going to mean that we can actually take all of these potatoes out of the fields because my goodness there's a lot of potatoes in the field oh my goodness we now have more prisoners than we actually have colonists just how many prisoners do we have well we have one two three four five six seven eight nine prisoners and four colonists now hydroponics are absolutely incredible because they actually allow crops to grow at a growth rate of 280 percent which is absolutely ridiculous so we're getting some rice planted now and even though the rice has only been planted for a day it's going to probably finish off today with being 10 grown oh fantastic news ladies and gentlemen bezos and susan are getting married ceremonies commencing inside of this very impressive dining room there we go we're now celebrating the occasion everyone is very happy for the next 30 days bezos and susan will have this insane got married bonus this bonus is so high we can choose to harvest their organs and they won't mind in fact you can harvest two organs and they just simply won't mind that's the power of love ladies and gentlemen love beats organs and there we go the glorious wedding celebration is over right this is it ladies and gentlemen our first crops of tea eventually been harvested the plants aren't fully grown but still at seventy percent growth we're able to get two tea leaves per plant now two tea leaves are all we need to make a lovely box a refreshing yorkshire tea so in the morning our lovely prisoners who would normally be making food will instead have a brand new job that's right von the hired or amul here is going to pick up this cup of yorkshire tea here go over to the electric stove oh it's amul who has the glorious job and begin production of yorkshire tea that's right he's going to start brewing it now he's popping on the kettle he's got the tea leaves on the hob here we go and here it is our very own box of yorkshire tea oh it's fantastic it's glorious it's one yorkshire tea what does yorkshire tea do well it's a recreational beverage if you consume it you're very very happy and it makes your day oh so much better oh now what can we do with this yorkshire tea well we can administer yorkshire tea to anyone whether they like it or not because it's a social beverage we can even send our colonists to consume the yorkshire tea dunlap here for example is a bit sad i mean sure he's content because he attended a wedding but this man needs more happiness in his life so we're going to have him consume a lovely cup of yorkshire tea there we go consume that yorkshire tea tasty now that he's consumed that lovely yorkshire tea he's going to be very satisfied oh my goodness another refugee quest shaw's unknown vagabonds four desperate refugees agreed to join our colony they'll stay here for six days and we can put them to work and then we can imprison them oh my goodness ladies and gentlemen this is it oh it's so perfectly balanced oh the refugees have arrived oh we can put them to work and they're going to be fantastic ladies and gentlemen oh the colony has never been better we've got tea we've got people how much tea can we make well let's harvest as much of this tea as possible it is starting to become winter so we might as well all right harvest all of that tea that's there all right susan todd harvest the tea there we go we're getting lots of lovely tea from this good good right now let us haul the tea up pull the tea back to the prisoners oh but the great production of tea is now in full swing armel here is mass producing yorkshire tea at a terrifying rate good stuff oh it's fantastic we've harvested organs we've produced tea everything is right in the world ladies and gentlemen we're unreadable unstoppable and most importantly absolutely glorious i am really loving this game i'm i've this colony is amazing i'm so proud of it i really do love room world this is honestly the best game in the known universe and there's no other game that allows you to harvest organs from prisoners and also create tea oh now ladies and gentlemen i'm thinking that we've done everything that i wanted to do today so naturally there's only one thing that we should do left that's right harvest one organ from every single prisoner that we have that's right i'm going to be taking the right kidneys off of every single prisoner who hasn't lost an organ so far organ donor one he can also donate his right kidney gizmo congratulations you're going to give your kidney so this is looking good all that's left is for susan to begin all of these very important body removal ceremonies and we can see how many kidneys we get oh yes we're going to be getting at least four kidneys from this sure are you a qualified doctor why are you attempting to remove a body part you have two medical skills sure please you are you're not a doctor get out of there you're also not a doctor you're not a dog driver and you are not a doctor i have no idea why these mad psychopaths are trying to remove body parts cancel that operation susan is the only one who can remove kidneys there we go i think we're gonna be getting about five or six kidneys out of this oh dear oh dear but ladies and gentlemen these glorious operations have happened today everyone's kidneys have been removed we have five new kidneys here in our storage it's absolutely 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Channel: The Spiffing Brit

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Length: 48min 7sec (2887 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 20 2021

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[u/KerbalCitizen]

I used to watch The Spiffing Brit, but I just can't anymore. So much damn filler in his videos it's like those chip bags with mostly air and half the chips they should have. The Yorkshire Tea Gold jokes get old fast but he doesn't stop. And he's just not good at most games.

I greatly prefer Pete Complete's Ice Sheet series and his Extreme Dessert series. Perfect narration and editing (both of which most rimworld youtubers lack). Very thought out plans that are quite helpful to Rimworld players.