THAT WON'T HELP!! | r/Woooosh

i just wish someone loved me as much as this cat loves strawberries it's a bird and a watermelon idiot i see no bird here only government spies and an unreasonably fraudulent fruit what's up sexy i'm lexie and welcome back to mk today we visit the pinnacles of sarcasm also known as r woosh and we can almost make fun of people on the internet guilt-free for not getting the joke fun fact he is actually a kid that posted these videos 11 years ago but his internet was so bad it took him years to upload but in those years he died rest in peace ah this account was made in june 2020 you don't say as a network engineer that one hurt hey this guy should be an actor uh he was a watch school of rock he is an actor an actor an actor what are the mario brothers views on schizophrenia you need to let a girl luigi luigi says i agree with mario why is there no one in the photo or foosh i i think we're overlooking the best part of this entire post which is the accidental r slash high had a stroke up top well i for some news for you luigi dude dude i'd get that checked out top 10 anime betrayals this is not an anime idiot good lord i can smell the cheeto dust from here who has the most annoying fan base the army delete billboard hot 100 uh uh i think they meant the actual army there's two ways this could go it's either one or two levels of woosh but queen pluto takes it with the best joke every girl is bi just gotta figure out if it's polar or sexual that's awful my girl is bilingual she speaks english and two other dudes oh my god oh no oh no ah is there an r slash um actually because that's what we're about to get into this is an accurate usage of the term bilingual bilingualism actually refers to the ability of speaking two or more languages this is how it's defined by 2009 while this may be a joke it is nonetheless an inaccurate usage of the term as the term actually refers to speaking languages and not cheating as the person oh my god it just keeps going that was painful to read go home and get a life you insufferable cantaloupe cars were invented in 1885. people in 1884 of course only took trains planes motorbikes and jet skis i'm i'm right right invention of trains 1802 invention of jet skis 1973 invention of passenger planes 1914 invention of superbikes in 1969 nice myth busted captain freedom usa kovit isn't the reason you don't get invited to birthday parties you are kids these days be like this car came with a cell phone slot bruh pretty sure that was a cassette player no no really no did you figure that out by yourself or did you have to use google you are about to get snarky lexie she's usually super wholesome but snark alexi exists do americans ever call india and act like indian tax agents to get what 50 million rupees i don't need five cents that badly that's over seven hundred thousand us dollars lol five cents stupidity has a limit anonymous ghost you better keep it that way also today i discovered i have a karen voice lucky marines survive sniper headshot by inches in afghanistan i'm pretty sure this soldier got banned from afghanistan for cheating he missed stupid comment ominous psychedelic your name is so much cooler than your comment why are you as pleasant as sandpaper lettuce wi-fi was invented in 1997 people in 1996 sad t-rex offline game okay but like how do people get google chrome though i work in i.t i can't tell if i shouldn't find this funny but i do god i hate myself hey guys who knows what this is oh it's a robot vacuum cleaner once you remove the ring it would clear everything in a 20 meter radius whoa invest oh guys i'm pretty sure that's an anti-tank mine oh we know we just don't care trump is the blackest u.s president in history wow technically it's the lighting that makes the color so obama is still darker oh my god oh god i really hope everyone involved got the joke british people be like this website uses biscuits to improve user experience we don't call cookies biscuits wow he came off like really harsh it downloads ds nerd what do you want these what'd that do these nuts what does it do though these nuts do you know how to install these nuts for aurora i'm assuming this is either somebody trolling or it's some sort of poor language difference and somebody has no idea what's going on do you deliver yes cool can i have liver and onion we don't have liver but you just said you do liver it's unlikely that you would find anyone who would supply pizza with liver on i think they misheard you shelia regrets the passion at night she spent with a handsome ostrich she met on a trip to paris oh my god poor shelia oh god not a bad joke but not likely a egg grows in ovary before being fertilized and fertilized eggs are no larger than unfertilized eggs our presser shut up remember that kid from stranger things feel old yet first of all she was a girl one day billy eilish was walking outside and she saw a boy crying she said to him here kid have a roll of air conditioning bear coil quarter foot by 3 8 foot 4 108 20 meters poly firing uv protected insulated copper heat resistance to 120 c you're destined to do great things that boy was elon musk isn't elon way older than her like 30 or something i kind of doubt this story no offense to anyone timeline and probability just don't add up for me the timeline was what threw of the story off the timeline is what threw the story off really if 32 fahrenheit plus 32 fahrenheit equals 64 degrees fahrenheit n zero c plus zero c equals zero c are they really equal the whole world except for the usa emergency meeting that's not how math works you should be applying the conversion from f to c the whole equation not the individual components yeah we know you should be applying half your freaking brain the first human cases of covet 19 was just confirmed in wuhan city china i'm sorry 6 90 pm 6 of september 20. twitter for internet explorer dude that was like nine months ago no you what is a common thing in your country but rare in others freedom yeah that's a flag of liberia cg5 should definitely collab with that charlie green guy ew gross no um they're the same person i'm not a biologist but it's a naturally big hamster it's a cat dumbass no ricardo c ricardo what's a dumbass ricardo is you ricardo make a statue of the person who killed god the man who killed hitler is a great man i cannot believe that there is not some memorabilia of him anywhere we need to make a statue or something we need to praise this man as the oh dear dang how come so many people are dumb hitler committed suicide so you want to make a statue of hitler the joke works but oh dear i love how ps2 games came with that little pizza roll holder in them it was always very convenient actually for a memory card for all you blurry something blurry blurry dude it's joke um okay whatever the hell is wrong with you people putting pizza rolls there that spot was for a fun size snickers the man's literally dressed as incognito mode see now they can't arrest him they have no proof he did it what man uh the 19 year old no seriously what man i see no man he was never here due to less pollution earth is now visible from india okay but but like india is on earth so you can't like see earth from inside earth india is a part of earth though this post was worth it just to watch people's world views like shatter and try to form around this image what does that convert over to in dollars what's with the down votes y'all don't know his situation he might not have internet access to look that kind of stuff up brah if you have internet to use reddit you have access to google that's an r slash wish for you kind sir oh that was a beautiful beaten switch oh that was gorgeous steve irwin busts through the door and wrestles me into a headlock this little bugger simulates reproduction up to five times a day almost exclusively without a mite um steve irwin is dead mate i'm what now reading japanese is really easy you just need to turn your head sideways that's stupid japanese don't work like that but did you turn your head did you i need to know fun fact jfk was just john kennedy before he died the f was added to pay respects sorry that's terrible nope it was his middle name fitzgerald let's search it up it's called having the intelligence of a pringle search it up am i the only one that sees john cena where i don't see him john cena no haven't seen him um hey hey hey uh if this gets to our slash woosha please add a red circle up a comment thanks well you got your red circle not lawrence o2 and they still can't see john cena i seen an old man getting jumped by three men so i decided to help he didn't stand a chance against the four of us you're a good person i i don't think you understood the joke understanding sarcasm and still missing a joke oh that's it that's a special set of skills right there if the sun is in space why is there light on earth but not in space lights are in space and they're called stars not only is your answer oh wow there's okay all right now i'm just gonna walk away from this one if only louisiana looked like a letter of the alphabet louisiana looks more like an l than an o yep that's that's that's the point yeah you know what i love i love louisiana i just love it down here r slash crappy design i'll see you soon on earth a magician puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm the hand emerges it is time the rabbit council must choose a sacrifice actually that's not what's happening um magicians i use techniques such as misdirection and something with far too many syllables to pull off these illusions yes i know i'm nerdy besides missing the joke why was the ooh unnecessary stop new low-cost 100 bulletproof armor slush helmet well let's get attracted to the magnet and miss you completely how has the army not thought of this yet well bullets are made out of lead which is not magnet oh my god shut up you know what went over your head and missed you entirely the joke bill gates is spending 150 million dollars to try to make a cronus vaccine as cheap as three dollars why not donate 150 million dollars and make it free your math is blowing my mind oh my god oh my god i lose faith in the human race more and more every day stop whatever it is you're doing just stop so i just found out that girls don't have a thing like what the frag how do you help stop oh is it gonna be good they don't pee jesus how did you not know this also they don't fart and poop jesus how did you not know this yeah it's common sense come on now a guy guys it was a it was a meme yes we know this is called making a joke out of it society has stooped so low that young men walk naked in the streets y'all nailed it with the memes on this one this meme doesn't even make sense put me in the whoosh please and put me in with the dragon you got your dragon oh that makes me even happier this is a cute little dragon my advice for newbies put your bed in the nether it will explode don't do that i like 50 50 in a relationship he buys the movie tickets i buy my outfit he buys the flight tickets hotel i buy a neck pillow for the flight he buys the house i buy the new home celebration cake it's maturity in a relationship and they took this over to r nice girls showed up on my facebook i hate that people really think this way oh no oh no also charge your battery man it's 10 fun fact nothing starts with n and ends with g truth um nothing literally the world nothing starts with an n and ends with a g who seriously comes up with this crap um the people trying to make a funny that you clearly missed the hardest part of taking nudes is cleaning your room nah for me it's picking the right clothes for nudes or smush i am craving pastries so badly right now oh man these look amazing those little tiny cinnamon rolls fruit tarts and uh spongebob that last image uh isn't a pastry not with that kind of attitude it's not how can a man hold his breath for 22 minutes the amazing feat of world record holder tom cetos the cameraman and finding nemo pathetic no this is fake are you stupid i have no clue if this is sarcastic but in the name of the father the son and the holy spirit are slash woosh i'm pretty sure that's sarcasm pizza hut gave me a completely blank pizza i ordered pineapple and now they closed i can't get them to fix it i think i might cry it's literally upside down no this is how you prep a pineapple pizza for going directly into the trash mark wahlberg invited this homeless man to eat for free at his burger restaurant respect that that's post malone that ain't no homeless man it's post malone yes and now you see the joke people who don't use reddit why not what's the problem i don't think they would see this if they didn't use reddit i i don't think you're gonna get many real comments someone get our slash woosh on the line official rick astley he looks like the kind of guy who would never give you up i'm so glad no one needs an r slash whoosh yet he made a song saying he wouldn't stupid guys guys how do you put the text on the sign please help us for a really cool meme just put it there and there you go chief no crap sherlock my name is not sherlock new challenge can you do this who can't do this no one can do this you gonad they're six fingers don't try to impress people with your lies do uh do any of y'all have snapchat hello yes this is snap i do know arabic but what the frack is this it's not actually arabic go frack yourself so rude no that that's what it says or slash whoosh this entire comment chain was just a train wreck build a statue oh we've seen this before yes does nobody know who killed him also doesn't everyone say that he killed himself meaning we would be have a statue of him r slash whoosh nicola 18. talents include binge drinking knowing the difference between your and your not your average girl can get ready in 45 minutes nikki don't think you do know the difference no no i i'm pretty sure she knows r slash there was an attempt to better hear a song who else made it full screens so they could hear it better honestly that's that's something that uh 4am logic would have given me so i'm not even gonna fault them for that one best insults to use in a fight doo doo head nerd dingus you stink where you from loser are you from loser town because you're a loser please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent diaper man shut the frick up and check out my memes nah those wouldn't work on me just sounds dumb this pic of a ufo flying near my place in seattle it's the tower you don't say our slash whoosh what is the diameter of uranus 50 724 kilometers not gonna lie uranus is kind of large you might want to see a doctor why would i have to see a doctor it is planet uranus put to put a space after your i know what is it uranus or slash whoosh sometimes it's just an exit strategy who else loves leonardo da vinci that that's leonardo dicaprio bro no no you don't freaking say my mom thinks i'm wasting my time on my phone actually me watching a guy screaming at a cup what you're still wasting your time makes no sense lol uh uh uh seven months ago dude you're here too why are redditors uh so rude uh why are editors so mean why are editors so smart so you're saying i'm smart yeah but uh what about the other ones huh no okay how to craft a mask it's it's it's not even wool you're right it's a joke quick someone tell me what explicate means explain i'm just i'm just dumb and i don't know what the word means again explain oh crap the word means explain i feel like i've been knocked arse overhead i thought i was done before now i know i'm dumb this entire sequence is art and that brings us to the end of a violently sarcastic r swoosh if you laughed at any of the people appearing in this episode go ahead and give the video a like and if you'd like more misunderstood jokes in your subscription speed go ahead and hit that red subscribe button we are going to finish up with some lovely fan art and today's fan art comes to us from user fruits basket melon now i'm hungry i was extremely bored and turned the mk logo into an anime character with anime hair that's that's that's pretty rocking i gotta say i'm impressed as far as hand-based artwork goes this is really good thank you so much user fruits basket melon and my name is the lexi kitty but y'all can call me lexi have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Id: PXR2SBJ-O_c

Length: 19min 34sec (1174 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 25 2020