r/Woooosh | shake the milk

anime girls with aprons are so cute didn't know gordon ramsay was an anime girl but okay come on man come on [Music] what's going on ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk today i figured i would go take a nice in-depth look at r slash whoosh because i too am very stupid and never get the joke all right let's get in there shall we doc i don't feel very good that'll be 600. oh no he used an apple an apple doesn't keep the doctor away it don't do nothing to prevent an illness yes that's much funnier thank you this is a picture of an asteroid crater in arizona look how close it came to hitting the visitor's center surely the center was built after long after the asteroid struck no luck involved fear not citizen for i your smart facebook friend is here even atheists will agree this woman needs jesus no because atheists are anti-religion again thank you so much funnier as you think and act so you will become and even by your smallest actions you will affect the lives of everyone around you so resist the urge to be a malicious preening sanctimonious douchebag if you possibly can the buddha buddha did not use the word douchebag and this is not a quote from buddha really this still has zero quality content judge a meme not by the day of its cake but by the quality of its content gandhi the quote is by gandhi but the picture is of mlk junior this post is the epitome of low effort bruh that's martin luther king jr all right i may be very dumb but even i can sense jokes all these mofos out here looking like drax and dammit i can't get past the path seems to be blocked it's just a card he could just hop over it oh my god no way no way i refuse to believe some of these did you know that every tire comes with a pre-built gps chip so that you can be located in 5g networks if you don't want to be followed you have to cut off the little antenna that sticks out no they won't you're wrong 48 chromosome gang hey isn't it 46 though hey dumbass that's the joke better luck next time hey logan paul is colorblind so wear gloves with colors he can't see and he won't be able to see your punches now that's not how colorblindness works you can still see the gloves they'll just look a different color facts looks like mr beast ain't giving you ten thousand dollars anytime soon bud hey yeah we're aware of the current network issues please keep an eye on this thread for updates did somebody break the redstone on hypixel's command blocks they don't use command blocks doofus how do you know you don't work for him my mate has just seen the chernobyl documentary he actually grew up in ukraine in the 1980s and was able to count at least eight historical inaccuracies on one hand how do you count to a on one hand well you live near chernobyl funny how mozart's been real quiet since this dropped he's been dead for the past century no no no no see you're stupid shut up you know what you're talking about he's not dead he's not dead i want to feel alive takes one bite dies how can you die you'll just feel pain not die it's called the joke [Laughter] if you see this tweet you have to reply with the last tweet that you drafted babies kick pregnant moms all the time but oh i do at one time and i'm the one arrested dream i swear to god so that's why george is colorblind but colorblindness is genetic huh ain't that a kawiga doink my boyfriend is so loyal he doesn't watch porn with any girls in it so who's gonna tell her tell her what that her boyfriend has good taste okay that one seemed kind of mean it wasn't meant to never mind we'll move on among us one of us is an imposter i think it's red why is a fall guy in there well he thought it was red california one week after legalizing pedophilia what what the hell is this see why fact checkers say this is false how does he paint so fast it's sped up i think oh yeah oh god this one's gonna suck to read i'm asking one last time who is feet and why he has so many songs ft or feet means featuring no he's the most prolific artist of our freaking generation dude get it right this guy looks like filthy frank because it is wow this is prolific i can't even imagine how god damn annoying it is for him to see filthy frank crap follow him literally everywhere dude he's so far above that now shut up world's largest firework hiroshima nagasaki and beirut port are we a joke to you it wasn't a firework i hate these people the four horsemen of confusion what's the fourth gee man i don't know i don't know i just work here alright gays are gross i was gay and turned straight thanks that's not how it works well that person is right but you see it's not about being right at least not right now right i just realized this and it changed my life did you know glass is called glass because it's made of glass sand man minecraft out here gotten some people thinking they real genius i have eight grapes and i give someone three how many grapes do i have left i have five grapes left how many yes how many we're all waiting the h in software development stands for happiness where is h that's right buddy you got it who was it i was in vent so i didn't kill why is my name red oh wait just a minute no if he was in vent he was imposter oh yeah the four horsemen of invisibility why the frick did you just post a blank image it's not blank for me the heck it just says the four horsemen of invisibility and then a blank image what phone do you have what don't forget everyone the h in neon genesis evangelion stands for happiness there is no h you lying son of a see you got it you understand don't ever watch this series unless you just want to be confused and sad remember this kid this is him now feel old yet i call [ __ ] he's 13. yeah and so is linus what's your point looks like someone got lucky last night this isn't about luck getting lucky in this meme is talking about reproducing after mating female praying mantises behead their maids yes we all went to elementary school susan my mate just saw the chernobyl documentary last night he grew up in ukraine in the 80s and was able to count at least eight historical inaccuracies on one hand there's always discrepancies in these things also they have to make it entertaining to get the viewers eight inaccuracies on one hand god damn man well god dammit mark zuckerberg when he bought instagram for one billion dollars and he could have got it for free on the app store he didn't buy the app he buys the stock which means the income and control and ownership i don't know what to do with these people man what am i supposed to do here hassan has no mask on during streams the left is so hypocritical he doesn't need to wear a mask if he's not outside dumbass i can't believe they played football at a michael jackson concert it was a super bowl he was paid to be there when you realize the statue of mona lisa looks like keith urban oh my god truth no the mona lisa is not the statue of liberty the mona lisa is a painting that is on display in the louvre museum in paris france it was painted keith urban i wanted to post a joke about sodium but i was like nah people won't understand post it anyway most people are smarter than you think and we'll probably understand it yeah most are definitely smarter than you think man go ahead and post that joke dude i feel sorry for netflix era kids they'll never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom or fridge or bedroom on a single ad break with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming it's on to send you hurtling over furniture to get back in time couldn't you just pause that get this man right now you clearly have not heard about peeta's animal shelters they kill far more dogs yearly than dream can in 10 lifetimes that's the joke has anyone noticed that her boyfriend felix looks kinda like pewdiepie because he's pewdiepie it's amazing how the beatles are able to stand still for this entire video it's a photograph you need to lay off the booze oh i say you little don't get to tell me what to do 10 million subscribers who would have thought i love you thank you so much tears are being dropped tonight there's not even 10 million people on the planet congrats man my guy there is more than 10 million people in the world there's over a billion sorry to outsmart you but i'm 13 and even i know that i like how he didn't know the exact number so he just went with the safe bet of over a billion thank god it was the delicious gummy and not a stinky rat it's actually the rat that was in the degreaser edit down votes don't really matter the thing that only matters is that educated people wouldn't make such comments and should just search up rat in degreaser and they'll be proven wrong man nothing is as entertaining as an edit for getting down voted a crap ton in your sh comment why is this guy's name red i'll kill you well he just screwed himself too because only imposters can see other imposters names as red a relationship should be 50 50. she's buying me the ps5 and i'm buying her one iced coffee a ps5 isn't worth a five dollar iced coffee so you get her that then you get a five dollar gift card to go towards your ps5 well yeah if we're being truly fair and not trying to be funny yeah water h2o tasteless soup boneless ice ice doesn't have a bike dumb [ __ ] i mean bone many people don't realize it but chile is actually so long it could entirely cover the distance between earth and the sun let's calculate this chile is four thousand two hundred and seventy kilometers the distance to the sun 150 million kilometers oh yes it's a load of bullsh got ourselves a regular carl sagan up in this [ __ ] there are 26 kids at the beach then 37 more kids come by how many kids are at the beach now too many for coveted 19 26 plus 37 equals 63 people at the beach boom little timmy you just got roasted kid do you remember remember what area 51 the 21st night of september what happened love was changing the minds of pretenders while the chasing the clouds away yeah i don't know mr beast 2019 buying a homeless man a house mr beast 2050 paying off the us debt he's not nearly rich enough says you you don't have any idea found dead this morning r.i.p steve jobs the ceo of google 1889 through 1945 thank you to be or not to be that is the question bob marley that's not him i volunteered for vaccine trials covet 19 in dallas which were made by a russian pharmaceutical company i received my first shot on monday and wanted to let everyone know that it's safe with no side effects whatsoever i hope you're not for real like you would seriously volunteer your life for something so risky and it's in beginning trials well what the hell else are they gonna do school be like me tries to mix salt and water without wearing safety goggles the chemistry teacher you are the reason this species is a failure salt dissolves in water sodium is the one that blows up the different types of color blindness wait why are they all the same they're not the same there are two secrets to success number one never tell anyone everything you know what's the second yes that's the joke blind people have read it how do you see uh-huh uh-huh right okay got it no how do you see things comments on lsd effect oh boy i showed this to my friend and now he's on the floor dancing bro he had a seizure beat saber is secretly a government project to pick out people with the best sword skills except it has nothing to do with actual sword skills why do people keep saying this crap holy yikes why do people say smh my head smh means shake my head and therefore shaking my head my head makes no sense exactly is it weird that we all know who this is without seeing his face clearly tupac is it eminem no dog that's keith urban lol learn to spell i promise not being rude but if you tell others to learn to spell you have to spell yourself in order to know that you can spell yourself again i mean nothing by it okay fine 10 seconds come one minute panic ten minutes calm calm panic calm wow eric i'm so s surprised how in the world do you stutter while typing i'm sorry if this is rude but how they're pretending to be a character from the south park tv show and clearly cartman there is not in character don't boil me i can do your taxes for you so obvious someone has a hold of the pen that's not even remotely funny toad sings rain on me i heard lady gaga and ariana grande covered this song those ladies are the original singers this is just a ridiculous cover honestly how off your rocker must you have to be to think this is the original oh dear i had to go down this jump it's 60 feet idiot there's water so you won't take any fall damage you sure about that it was only about a half a foot deep the water what if vader from star wars is actually anakin uh you know darth vader actually is anakin from star wars is your milkshake really oh if only you realized it was a wood lathe in the next photo yeah that's so funny congratulations thanks bro your english is better than my hindi auntie not wanna offend you but the spelling is honesty don't whoosh me honesty what a perfect post to end today's video on mk working on videos made during online class that's me if i were still in school nerds always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later

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Length: 14min 46sec (886 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 11 2020