r/Cursedcomments | YOO BEZOS WILL BRAISE IT!!

ran out of toilet paper but thankfully this little dude was nearby he used to be white does he just live in the bathroom then is that his sole purpose is to be emergency toilet paper or [Music] she does the okay sign for mk look at those big scary eyes looks fantastic my friend how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to take a look at some more cursed comments i can never get enough cursed commenting in my life you know what i mean i love pain just thought this might fit in here you start coughing badly panic you remember you're a heavy smoker and it's probably just cancer calm it's crazy how long this meme is lasting longer than the smokers this is what happens to the employees who die in their warehouses oh god that's a scary thought but probably completely true it's all fun and games till you realize dad's getting ready to take his son out to the parking lot to fight another child dressed like a bulbasaur um which walmart because i would absolutely love to see this happen to all you hunters who kill animals for food shame on you you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there where no animals were harmed i only eat 100 vegetarian meat some picky cannibal hey look man like i've said before if the person consents then technically it is vegan my eight-year-old pop let some kids bury him for fun then napped for an hour before getting up lol i did this with my sister she's been napping for years dude draw me like one of your french ghouls that's it i'm done aren't we all done i was done a long time ago but i have the will to keep going regardless was that the threat behind so be good for goodness sake is that what he does to you if you're bad no master harry those are my friends not anymore now they're my dinner dobby once i saw a guy with this tattoo that was hilarious alone means life and alone means reason so i assume he wanted reason of life or something like that however combined together they mean menstruation the only thing worse than that was the guy who got the spade tattoo on his arm because he wanted it in solidarity with his dog who was spayed it's like vietnam all over again oh god oh that one was really good i'll give them that it takes two wipes to realize it only took one wipe have you ever wiped your butthole too well it became too clean and you felt dry so you pushed out a little poo to make it normal like applying saliva on your lips with your tongue what the hell is wrong with people wow i can't believe we're at the top of the food chain with people like this you know it's a cursed comment when it's got a negative score and of course when people talk about lubricating their butthole with their own poop old man plays with himself in a park i hope to be that old man someday wait i always thought this invisible guy on the powerpuff girls was just funny because he's obviously dressed as a pimp but it only now occurs to me that maybe it's not an invisible dog he's walking on a leash there used to be four powerpuff girls please don't speak like that please don't speak like that ever again world's largest gummy worm my mom's got one of those but i don't think it's a gummy worm probably cost the same though the funky music really goes well with the massive genocide happening oh wow wow come on oh yeah i'm definitely depressed guys aw this kid's having fun wait what are you winning son i still scream at the fact i did a full body shave at the age of 13 to go see one direction as if i was gonna get railed backstage i'm sure many girls can relate should have gone to an r kelly concert instead to get the sauce you must defeat the sauce boss whatever i'll eat him too he does look quite tasty like a dessert no toads were harmed in the making of this video they should be come on seth what the hell did they do to you imagine they had sponsors and before i destroy cheeks i'd like to thank rage shadow legends hmm please don't give hub any more ideas okay their ads are already intrusive and bullcrap quit simping boys get a frog a girlfriend can and will cheat on you very expensive isn't even an amphibian and has messy hair also not a frog frog will never cheat on you just wants food born in amphibian has no hair and is a frog yeah but you can bang girlfriend i don't understand doesn't the same go for the frog too or am i doing this wrong i don't cook for racists how many racists does he cook the world may never know it's actually illegal for teachers to keep the class after the bell as punishment it violates the geneva convention's laws on collective punishment life hack just freaking accuse your teacher of a war crime regardless of whether or not that little life hackable quote is true you would look like such a freaking loser if you tried to say that to your teacher grow up pranking women in public by respecting their distance and not bothering them it's not a prank if it's court-ordered gus [Music] gus you got burned bro i'm gay you wanna screw well i'm lesbian hold up let me grab my scissors what the hell i already changed gender so you better not say no it's fine you can just put it back on with super glue i haven't seen a man shred like that since my uncle jeremiah fell into the wood chipper what dude i'm with you smith chickens dude this stuff tastes awesome hey where's ricky ricky tastes awesome how old were you when you found out that the creator of subway surfers made the game and memory of his son who died while skating in the train track what was his high score i'm gonna have a talk with dad yeah jesus please we really need him to intervene with this woman goofy did 9 11. i'll do it again russian soldier handing a cat to a kid sorry kid we're out of mres but you can eat this you just got to prepare it yourself is all alexa what's the maximum diameter a human rifle can stretch 4.5 to 5.5 inches alexa what's the diameter of an amazon echo imagine you're walking down the street and someone says alexa play despacito when you hear it coming from their ass men how do you honestly feel about your what we're inseparable how much are you willing to bet on that halloween 2019 my superman and his super girl i thought smallville was in kansas not in alabama what school thinks happens bully hits kid kid stop that why points at anti-bully poster understandable have a nice day at my school we just shoot each other understandable have a nice day vegetable stories thanks for driving us to jesus camp uncle lars say would you kids like to meet jesus right now yeah oh how's the mofo gonna drive if he doesn't have arms jesus had the wheel hey jesus wanted to meet them too okay it was a mutual thing seen this many times me going back to my car because i forgot my freaking mask especially when you're about to rob a bank then it's truly truly essential look just because they're a criminal doesn't mean they don't care about their fellow man i wish ram was multi-colored granted your mom's bed now looks like the sight of a unicorn genocide oh my god that's a phrase i never thought i'd hear sounds like a really cool metal band name though unicorn genocide [Music] cursed gaming heatwave tips wear sunscreen drink lots of water stay indoors and play video games in your underwear i game with my schlong out on hot days i like to think it intimidates my enemies whenever i do this i get asked to leave the arcade the arcade the arcade that's what you're going to go with what year are you living in listen teenagers i don't have much time the only way to suicide without your parents getting sad at you is kill them first yep that ought to do it yeah well it's true either the glass was made in china or the fly was made in germany the fly was made in japan come on grown man holds children captive on a locomotive while forcing them to drink his warm liquid ah but it's dark what warm liquid could it be santa why do you have such a big sack because i come once a year the hell did i just read at least you didn't see him empty it like i did no no no woman gives birth to a black child and blames her husband for drinking too much coffee mrs obama i've done it i've stopped racism makes sense i drink a lot of tomato juice which makes my sperm red so i guess it's the same logic hey um you might want to call your doctor just as a suggestion you know caucasian crack oh boy here we go name something white people cook better than black people go on i'll wait meth jews god damn it it always comes back to the nazis always i do be like that boys i wanna pee please come with me wtf go by yourself girls i want to pee let's go nah real homies help control the recoil good god how hard are you guys peeing sliding into the dms of anne frank on the samsung galaxy ss you up yeah up in this attic every time every goddamn time i'd like to see an actual percentage of how many of the memes i've read have been nazi related i don't mean just this video i mean across all of them every app is a dating app if you're indian enough every place is a shooting range if you're american enough you know a lot of americans do think that way sex scene in a movie me mom why am i having alabama vibes out here you mean flashbacks shut up idaho sausage you think that state's any better me with sis you look like a hoe you look like a virgin she's not denying she looks like a hoe and says you're a virgin i see a solution to the problem oh dude discord mods when they get into a real life argument with someone and they can't mute kick or ban them depends if the moderator has a gun or not what when you're 113 so you can finally post on our slash teenagers again big dick is back in town imagine r slash teenagers existing in 1920 what would being hot this guy in my art class just failed what a loser do you have occasional racist thoughts no it's not occasional if you have constant racist thoughts well that's one way to look at it i've eaten your homework and no one will believe you no one i'll bring you to a chinese restaurant no one will save you no one jesus christ guys thank you kind stranger that one guy who upvotes everything in new my terrible meme that fish could blow five men five that seems a little low look at that thing freak emo weird furry trash nerd god autistic asian wait wait asian why did this guy make a sad edit for my search bar history 1500 degree knife challenge first degree murder second degree murder third degree murder 1500 degree murder experiment 1500 degree knife versus my friend rob gonsexual oh man what does youtube come to huh remember boys you may fill her pockets but another dude is filling her insides oh man jesus blursed cat hoodie human therapist or man rapist you decide i'm a certified oh for god's sake get out of here get out oh heck no i don't need no pictures how i lost my virginity to a thin mint cookie with pictures oh look at that guy's face probably it was a threesome and he's in the pictures mario what the hell you looking at mamma mia is a bigger than mario's there it is there's the pp joke engaged couple thinks that they met at college mom finds a picture where they actually met on a family vacation years before does anyone notice the family vacation part of this what are you doing step bro stop when you forget to shake the bottle and squirt mustard water on your food ketchup pre cream is worse it costed you nothing to call it anything else how do straight people have sex like who's the guy and who's the other guy boob goes and butt duh yeah do people not understand how that works come on you gotta learn stuff sometimes i got you a lot oh i feel terrible i didn't get you anything oh wait yes i did imagine giving your boyfriend chocolate and he just pulls down his pants and pulls back his foreskin only to reveal that he's hidden chocolate in his foreskin yeah i don't think that's comparable because if you notice see that lizard right there that's not his penis fun fact you can't look up while your tongue is out we've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled i tried and someone just jerked off to me okay that's enough of that follow up from my last meme horse girls when they find out the horse their dad bought them is female the girl something's wrong i can feel it you mean something wrong i can't feel it um pardon r teenagers no here we go roads are messed up but i'll deliver this order what took you so long this food's all cold now i'm sorry is there any way i can apologize hub intro starts oh that's a good one you see how it has only one upvote bro you know who else has a nice besides us yes bro i know i'm a girl even better guys i don't know man right freaking now all of you masturbate is that a statement or an order all of you masturbate now but i'm at work hold eye contact with the boss either my son is downloading or my daughter is uploading it at least they're not making some together yeah you don't really know that though do you imagine wanking over a kid's film freaking hell my tissue boxes are ready oh well some people really really like elephants will come on imagine your profile picture holding you against the wall and slowly screwing you would be nice already happened oh i'm sorry wubba also pudding that's a freaking yikes and a half from me dude seven-year-old me realizing girls don't have a 20 year old me realizing they actually do man life sure is full of surprises huh ran into my ex-girl's current boyfriend last night super cool guy i see why she cheated really nice dude honestly should make him your bff and have beers invite him to an all-guy barbecue and piss her off then suckas women how do you honestly feel about your vagina mine's quite pretty show proof speech level 100 nah dude that ain't speech level 100 get the hell out of here with that crap choose your weapon ah hey glock oowoozy oowoozy is obviously the better choice imagine instead of a bang you hear enemy girl moans while you fire the gun having too many genres metal and some of those genres overlap hopefully not death it does demons before 1000 years let's attack solomon and kill human race 2020 demons make noises from kitchen and turning off lights for fun and taking away my virginity my butt still hurts though sorry i'll use lube next time guys that was so funny he said that he wrecked the other dude southerners be like lightning gunshots hurricane no fan i can hardly sleep when i hear the gunshots outside i just get so erect i can hardly calm down my aunt is ranked for top 10 on pokemon go my uncle is top 8 in candy crush my uncle stopped five on the fbi's most wanted list my uncle's on top of me hi there everyone welcome back to uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement you won't wear a shirt and you'll cry oh thank god that's all of them we're out that's it the video's over guys i want to thank you for coming by though and hey if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really liked it well 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Id: v0iapNeWNjU

Length: 15min 12sec (912 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 25 2020