r/Quityourbulls**t | this is not real.

i was challenged to play minecraft with my feet oh this took me five hours i mean you admitted via sarcasm that you didn't build this in your last post with this same image and in that post you said you built it normally so just stop seriously people stop investing your time into internet cloud [Music] hi hello friends welcome back to mk i'm your host jack here to guide you through some more good stuffs today we're going to venture through something called quiche paraphrasing for the sake of not getting demonetized basically it's a fun subreddit where we make fun of people for attempting to say things that we ourselves have tried to get away with and failed but hey it's not hypocrisy if you don't admit it well it's probably not as good as a lot of other posts on here but i spent over 9 hours making nearly 10 000 individual lines and dots to create this ooh what a psychedelic image here have all my awards so you did this seriously what do you get from stealing other people's work edit man it even has the original artist's username in the artwork talk about lazy damn that's unfortunate i was gonna say how talented op was too driving fast down route 20 the other day thinking i'd seen the checkered flag and a trophy waiting for me instead this happened my baby is ruined pity me that's paul walker's car that he died in image came from here wow this is my batman i'm not crying basically it's just a comic collage of batman saving children well imagine if he used his immense wealth to improve the quality of life for the citizens of gotham i mean instead he spends his money on toys to run around the city in his underwear and beat up the poor stroking his ego and ignoring his anger and grief issues spoken like a true armchair psychologist yeah he's literally a philanthropist with multiple charities and programs to help the city but you know nothing of the character so base your copy based opinion on a stereotype rich men bad rich man evil you have a lot more money than me that makes you selfish going one year without paper saves 8.5 trees but going one year without boof saves 3432 trees oh my gosh that is such a huge number it would be nice to include a source right on the infographic itself then it can be shared without needing an additional comment you know what i've got your fam i'm gonna hijack my own comment to copy this if eating beef costs 3 400 trees a year let's see how much trees are wasted by eating beef let's assume one billion people eat beef and that is me lowballing this number a lot then this would cost over what that's a lot of the zeros oh that's a lot of zeros 3.4 trillion trees a year there are an estimated 3 trillion trees on earth so that would mean all trees on earth would be gone from 1 billion people eating beef for a year and again that is me lowballing the amount of people eating beef and moreover completely ignoring any other means of tree consumption by people don't spread misinformation people there's plenty of good reasons to go vegan you don't need to lie about it strange when we shared this case with npr you all rejected covering it here's a link to my legitimate source wordpress that's it's rather bitter and dry sauce not adding that to my chips at all i'm sorry that's literally a wordpress blog you simpleton his own blog even i laughed way too hard at this not only is it his blog but it's about himself oh my god what's that dj khaled quote is it you played yourself something like that i am a 14 year old who has brain cancer and is going to die within 3 weeks i was diagnosed at 10 years old and was estimated to have 5 to 15 years left but the tumor started growing more rapidly and after i got frequent migraines and was throwing up it was revealed that the tumor has rapidly grown and spread meanwhile somewhere else on the reddits a literal link to this exact bs story fake the fact that this was mostly copy and pasted and the account was made hours ago makes it obvious it's never good to life for attention karma or rewards what a dog move to try and impersonate this sort of scenario quit your poo-poo clean it up learn to flash exclusive adam warlock casting is currently underway for guardians of the galaxy three you know what's frustratingly bs when the director themselves of that movie is going out of their way to reply to this hi i'm james there is no casting underway for volume three and in what world would i only cast a caucasian if the character has gold skin and if i wanted a zac efron type wouldn't i go to zac efron where do you get this nonsense can you tell who the bser is in this image just in case you can't the op has kindly typed in text where they are just you know thank you op as if those giant red circles that are all over facebook memes aren't tedious enough pro chef here agreed frick gordon ramsay oh i wish i could he is absolutely not playing it up for tv he trained under another incredibly abusive chef named marco pierre white that's likely where he got it gordon is responsible for generations of industry toxicity oh interesting wow thanks for your input but hang on i thought you were a semi-professional actor and director now you're also a chef man of all trades over here oof oof caught in 4k hey 19 years old big youtube channel big dreams big heart 3.8 gpa bachelor's in marketing yet you can't spell bachelors interesting hi hi uh this you i can't believe i turned 14 tomorrow oh i smell the poopoo i'll curse you internet why couldn't you have deleted the original image after i made up a bs story about making it myself now my poo poo has been smeared for all to see i did it four years ago today iod on coke and almost died in the hospital today i'm happily married and just gave birth to a beautiful baby boy never give up on life ever in your other post you claim you're a guy who just went on his first date yesterday so congratulations sorry guys i'm actually an actor director producer and this is my way of role playing into my roles i'm actually a brussels sprout with a mustache i know it's not that good but i tried hey look it's everyone who posts mk fan art and says they did bad and it ends up being amazing yeah yeah i'm calling you out i'm calling all of you out who say they make bad stuff learn to love your progress you do that i'll i'll do it too i swear i promise we'll do it together we both need to uh also they're lying i mean if you couldn't tell it's quit your bs i mean you should have seen it coming decided that after overcoming ptsd and depression in quarantine i'm going to top it off by pouring my last beer down the sink and going sober yay good news quit your boo-boo this has been posted a month ago on facebook saying the drink was bad oh no look at all that poo poo to the black vw i think you need to slow the frick down and watch what the frick you're doing since you're so eager to go 80 plus down 501 oh yeah what just what a reckless driver oh what are you driving that buddy is that 80 miles an hour no let's not victim blame i mean clearly this guy is driving recklessly while you are driving safely taking photos on your phone yeah you're doing about 80 next to the wall buddy and basically everyone agreeing that this person is just talking out of their butt you know what's worse than going 80 miles an hour plus going 79 while taking pictures on your phone is this not like a way for police to catch you out for using your phone on the car i'm sorry officer it just jumped out of the phone holder it just got all on my face it was attacking me i didn't know what to do boobs cancer took them husband covert took him job pandemic took it smile i still got it i hate to be that guy but i don't think it's opie in the picture he's currently deleting everything on his profile now that is blowing up but when i looked there was a post about him asking for marriage advice for him and his wife seven months ago especially since opie isn't commenting on further context through comments yeah we got a phony sick world bud you know it really doesn't help that they got so many awards like guys this is bad we shouldn't do it despite the fact you get a huge return and no ramifications meanwhile and true off my chest only fans girls aren't personally messaging you like you think it's dudes like me getting paid by you i'm a guy who does account management for girls on only fans i literally get paid by dudes to message them back i get nice tips as well sometimes 100 to 400 next time you're messaging that girl remember you might be talking to me here clearly the link got removed you say you go to clubs and find them and seduce them with earnings of the profiles you run here you say you're helping your friend when she gives you 40 dollars for it because she's tired of all these messages in this post you say your friend owns a snapchat with 25k and you get girls in get them 200 to 400 followers and then they give you 30 or you take their followers away i mean which is it besides all three being a complete poo fantasy i don't know if this means anything but as a teenager i raced my friend's mom's car and she was doing 25 miles per hour and i was side by side at the same spot from start to finish okay that means you can run 100 meters in 9 seconds half a second faster than usain bolt well i mean technically they're not saying it's not true i want a street fight look at him i freaked him up um why did you fight him that's weak and a simple reverse image search later gather around friends we have a great story to tell i'm dying 2019 and if you try to say that's you well you don't seem to be arrested and imagine thinking beating other people for no reason is cool and you can flex with it that's probably what you did about other things too like saying you drank vodka beer wine and two other things all together i made a fit in jake chair hey what a great use of the original artwork on the chair well what a coincidence so did this person you lying poopoo head hey guys found a neat website called this was having some hard time getting a job but i purchased their code and studied its node.js stack and am about to land a new job thought it would be helpful to some of you especially in times like this hope everyone is safe and sound this is an advertisement for your own website and you are disingenuously claiming that it is something you use to help you find a job um do you have evidence of this yes here's the filing for the company that holds the copyright for the website he's linked he is listed as the founder meanwhile the world hobbies that you say you'd be keen to try out one day but are too lazy to ever do someone's creatively designated where their certain veggies are growing nice work though you didn't even change the headline from someone else's post from last year i would never think of a slash gardening as the type of sub that attracts karma whoring but i just glanced over and saw 3.5 million viewers so damn i honestly thought i was on a kind of niche sub here thanks mr plumber great job he said to me that he made her that to prevent clogging yeah very wise man meth is a hell of a drug well in fact i didn't check if he is licensed or not whoops not calling this out as a repost as i lack proof but i swear i have seen this before can anyone verify my hunch i found this post from may of last year from a different user so yeah karma whoring i knew it i hate fakers your handyman didn't do squat mate honestly it wouldn't be as bad if they said hey look what i found dumb right but no let's go ahead and claim this as my own swear people don't know how the internet works fair not shout out time today's work is by nakia's best boy yeah they are they're the best boy they made this in like two hours and thought it would be a fine gentleman three hats they are very sophisticated and just look at the fine manicuration of their fingernails don't know how they've managed to fall into the vacuum of space and break reality itself around them though i guess if you're fancy enough to wear three top hats you just transcend into another existential being i am fancying it you are all beneath me thank you naki for making me feel less than and if you'd like to see your in fanart in the next video be sure to post your beautiful creations in the mk subreddit but for now that is the end of this shindig i hope you had some fun like this video if you did and otherwise if you aren't keen to check out some more videos today my name has been jack you have been a lovely person and i look forward to seeing you again for the next one bye for now

Channel: EmKay

Views: 194,726

Rating: 4.9710803 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, reddit stories, ask reddit, funny reddit, emkay, memes, Quityourbulls**t

Id: OLIxihmmRRQ

Length: 12min 11sec (731 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 30 2021