SCREAM AND LIE IN OUTER SPACE | Among Us pretty bad tutorial

so bing's body is up in the top right of electrical right where you do like the spinning matching color thing did you put it there in cash i absolutely did [Laughter] you're either blind or you're capping among us is a brilliant social deduction game where you can scream and lie to your friends in space hold up cap and a half guess who's an admin me guess who ain't in there that brown [ __ ] right there you're either blonde or you're captain the 10 of you are crewmates stuck in a spaceship that desperately needs fixing but two of you are not who they claim to be as imposters crewmates win the game by either completing all the tasks to fix the ship or ejecting the impostors into space by voting them out get the [ __ ] out of here imposters win by killing enough crewmates or sabotaging a critical part of the ship like triggering a meltdown in the reactor to cosplay chernobyl in outer space tactical nuke is coming oh [ __ ] are we not gonna get it i don't get it well we just didn't do a task and we lose we legit lost because no one did react crew mates can counter this murder and sabotage by reporting a dead body or smacking the emergency button forcing a discussion followed by a vote resulting in an ejection like you saw a few seconds ago if a majority is reached everybody vote goose everybody vote goose get him out of here toss his ass into outer space talking is only allowed while discussions are being held you must be totally muted all their time so you don't ruin the game or out yourself as an imposter and permanently muted once you die so mute your [ __ ] mic because that's one of the easiest ways to expose yourself as an imposter [ __ ] you look at that [ __ ] i know i know this might sound crazy but i think heavenly might be the killer four witnesses basically in spawn the [ __ ] you look at that [ __ ] when he murders me mike unmuted i know i say dental rights oh no oh that's so unlucky oh god i feel so bad i left that man a lot yo how the hell did heavenly win that round like forget what radar did forget what radar did four witnesses mike unmuted the [ __ ] you looking at [ __ ] turns into a w okay with that explanation out of the way that basically maxed out my core two duo of a brain among us is [ __ ] tons of fun i know you may have seen it on twitch where streamers never laugh and sweat swamp the whole thing while they actively ruin all of their friendships why are you locked in the bathroom you talking to me maybe you should try getting a job seriously some streams are okay but most of them remind me of that otter that hates the taste of watermelon but he refuses to stop eating it it's so entertaining yet so painful at the same time why are we still here just to suffer you're not gonna find that here we are the among us intellectual navy seals because we are so [ __ ] dumb and unpredictable attempting to find any logic in our behavior is like a microwave slowly cooking your brain into mush honestly this whole [ __ ] session has left me speechless nothing makes sense nothing makes sense for the last three hours in my own goddamn head trying to figure this [ __ ] out bro i'm literally microwaving my frontal cortex i've had so much fun i've been laughing until my side's egg but man this [ __ ] is dangerous to watch like it got so bad at one point i thought we were gonna accidentally create a youtube poop live on twitch with zero editing no no no no no no no no no no we're literally creating an audio youtube poop dude values my life like a movie my life like a youtube poop wow this wow get free imposter kills anywhere you go but if you're okay with your vocabulary plunging into the single digits and seeing two psychopaths bully three sociopaths in front of four chaotic neutral degenerates and one moderately redeemable black man that i'm excited to show you my very best imposter round and my very best crewmate round starting with my second ever imposter round that just happened to be my best i can only describe it as a brain dead impromptu speedrun [ __ ] yeah chet all right all right nobody will suspect a [ __ ] thing if heavenly still up in 10 seconds i'm cutting his face off okay i need to know who is closest to small i got two dead who was closest to spawn because i found heavenly's body in the spawn just kind of mosey on back in murder bang in two seconds or there's b.o and goose okay well that was [ __ ] quick being as guilty as [ __ ] he's the last person that i saw right next to dio's body wait whoa where where was his body you even tell us in the upper right in med did did you not see the body being i i literally it is right now you mean to tell me you walked by that body and you didn't report it this is [ __ ] up hold on mr imposter let me explain myself i went up to the upper right part of the map i did the telescope and then i went to the med bay scan and midway through scanning boom body been found i didn't see [ __ ] on my way there as as goose can attest i have walked past multiple bodies before yeah no bing's [ __ ] blind yeah but i don't think that there's my case i think that's reported i think reported i'm skipping i don't i don't i'm skipping we can't skip we're too late in the match we have three dead i don't like badger i think that's a self report and then they skip we still in the game chat [Music] get as far away from that body as humanly possible this should be good i i might be able to get goose in a few seconds here oh no there's way too many it's way too crowded now i am guilty again i'm guilty after scalp after self reports every reported what two three times oh yeah boy kiss your boy wow i was literally on the unstoppable force oh that's so good oh that's so good actually just any percent speed right now you know what 22 his free card was just blaming me and then everyone yeah you know he has a point maybe it is big that was my perfect strat because i knew whatever bing did he's gonna thrash around and sound guilty as long as there's a shadow of a doubt i'm not gonna get voted win the game yeah not even knowing that sabotaging the ship or hiding events was a thing somehow pulled out a w and the only round that tops it was a crewmate round where i witnessed multiple murders and absolutely railroaded the imposters with volume much like loud equals funny here on youtube my personal tell is loud equals innocent in among us and there was no way i was letting these [ __ ] get away with it you could find me on tinder gefamil cranshaw he's dead dead to write the bridge dead to rice's bridge i saw bridge murder heavenly in cold blood vote bridge right now vote bridge right now without a doubt bridge i would i okay badger badgers legit trying to get back yeah yeah yeah okay okay listen to this everybody let me tell you a tall tale i just happened to finish all of my [ __ ] tasks because i'm an imposter right and then i go to securities to watch who's actually schmidt i literally went up to reactor and i was doing simon says security where are we security is bridge bridge is a murderer says actually i swear to god every single one of you that don't vote bridge right now oh my god oh my god because i did this to him earlier fine quote me vote me lose the game bridge vote badger yeah vote to do with all of his [ __ ] tasks done vote i'm just saying yeah vote for him thank you thank you getting the hell out of here okay we are closer to we are now closer to victory thank you they're gonna do everything they can to take you down [Music] han you dirty [ __ ] rat i saw dead to rice all right all right all right all right okay i got connor you know that i got connor it is han no question hold on badger what did you see han do murder somebody murder somebody because look it's just like the last round all of my tasks are already done all i go all i do is go to security sit on cams and see who kills people i got bridge last round it's han vote han finish this game everybody shut up everybody shut up everybody shut up okay actually i believe you never mind vote on get him the hell out of here he hasn't said anything there game over we went thank you dead to goddamn rights both murderers get the [ __ ] out thank you this is how you do it i was number one badgers clearly the king of five nights at freddy's right there bro he was always at number two i knew it was hard because he went off by himself and didn't die [ __ ] you ain't imposter if you ain't done the first round i still find it hilarious that conor almost got away with it murdering someone in security while i was on camps in the same room and some of you were like wait badger you're acting the dog all my tasks are done i'm i think the only other round that comes close is when i use my instant replay recording feature to expose an imposter who knew that using shadow play like cctv at a drugstore to catch being red-handed in 4k at 60fps could be the key to victory in my opinion just hard charge your tasks and let these impressions lose three more yo yo okay wait a second i fixed the lights i fixed the lights in electrical it's big i just check shout out it's 100 big no one else no one else is standing next to anything i got the lights a man is there next to me clear as day being just murked amanda vote right now cctv oh my god here's 4k footage that's it that's among us i know our particular flavor of the game is heavy on the jokes and bullying and light on the education side but i wouldn't have it any other way all right we got 50 seconds anybody want to tell a joke why'd the scarecrow get a promotion he was outstanding in his field shut the [ __ ] up [Laughter] badger was just kind of sitting in a corner jerking off so i don't think it's him i mean my only evidence is i don't have any the only person that wasn't there is norwegian not in sweden [Music] and that's it for among us the game where i really wish my teammates would just pick a [ __ ] color and stick with it bridge is red and then he's yellow and then he's pink and then he's blue and then he's orange and then i don't give a [ __ ] you know what i mean it's one dude yelling at the other i think you get the dynamic there wrapping it up i'd like to thank you so very much for watching you can sub over on twitch because the only thing that i love more than attention is money literally just money so you can sub over on twitch and be sure to tune in next time when i have some fantastic gamer subs news i'm not going to tell you what it is yet but i think you can guess it's literally just money [Music] [Applause] you got me [Music] [Applause] got me [Music] now

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Id: FgbK7C4d9c8

Length: 14min 29sec (869 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020

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[u/AnAverageRussian]

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