BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD | World of Warships

get out of the way get out there yo i dodged it nice dodge hey you dropped this [Laughter] hey can you drop this hey king you [Music] of warships the game with the greatest character diversity i have ever seen all this yeah not a joke not a meme those are straight out of the game files and although most of them are limited time only and no longer available apparently their next collab is in september with transformers i swear the people at wargaming are god we will stop megatron no matter the cost but i feel like hearing optimus prime and arthas rockthar this early in a video gives you the impression it's gonna be seriously intense for the glory of god i can assure you that is not the case just like world of tanks there's absolutely no structure to this story and we are back on our [ __ ] only it's a little bit more aquatic you get to live your life as a crab but you can only answer questions vaguely perhaps perhaps i may accidentally teach you a thing or two about how to achieve the sweet sweet taste of victory over your non-chaotic foes here on the deep blue sea but i can't make any promises victory brings immortality really hard-hitting advice you got going on here shoot the boat i'm really glad you have what five years in the marine corps just to give me that advice first off shout out to world of warships for sponsoring this video you can play for free via the link below and if you're a new player using code boom lands you 200 balloons two ships 20 wrestles fire camos two and a half million credits and seven premium days i'm not trying to tell you what to do or anything but for free that sounds like a pretty good deal [Music] to me and it sounds strange but i love warships because it's slow it's such a welcome respite to have a slower game where thinking trump's twitching and i don't have to overclock my brain with adderall and sweat swamp the whole thing like millions are on the line can i hire some like fortnite streamer to build ikea furniture i want to see how fast they can do that [ __ ] bro they're just going to start spinning around while they make the [ __ ] really loud breathing into the mic you know their eyes are going everywhere too and then they start getting third parties and it's just no no not to say that thinking is my strong suit like it took me two hours of yelling orders at random ships before i found out the alt key displays their names what the [ __ ] is tinga's penguin what the [ __ ] is this guy just all the way up here in the middle of march i thought who the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is tangest penguins but my lacking brains is more than compensated for by sheer force of will and readiness to sacrifice i'm like the world's deadliest frigate that's not saving anything for the swim bat ignore them bring us club frigates apparently they just call them missile sponges heavenly they just exist to die and let you know that shit's happening in advance i'm not kidding we got a message from our frigate i can no longer move yeah i cannot move heavenly is essentially hey look that friggin's doing his job a duty honorably discharged even in death i still serve no i love the people that take out loans to buy warhammer 40k [ __ ] even in debt i still sir the frigates aren't even really a thing the frigates just not exist is that the meme on that note they also added an imperium commander when they added the chaos commander and it may be heresy for me to say this but he just doesn't compare brother i promise i promise i won't go heretical back on topic wait do we have a topic it seems like every time i play world of warships the first rounds feel like the most difficult game on planet earth against an ironclad team of consummate professionals damn i had no [ __ ] idea we were playing the entire graduating class in the naval academy right now what the hell are we getting why are we getting our [ __ ] pushed in this area during the pandemic bro oh yes during quarantine all navy admirals are working just the visual when he fires his battery which we persevere through via the power of luck i don't know what kind of rng stats we've got going on but sometimes the gods just refuse to let us die smiles upon us we put the fire doesn't give a [ __ ] never mind all right you're like the last crumb of a toaster strudel but i hear you there's one dog i am literally the cheeto ducks in the bottom of the bag right now [ __ ] me no i'm still alive then following a few more rounds of nonsense where we're totally distracted by some dumb [ __ ] like stretchy's insulin pump not shading anybody with diabetes by the way it seems like getting insulin is pretty important i will not speak tonight i'm back i got that [ __ ] thing on me got that insulin pump can you double can you double pump with insulin you just do both hips oh i see in chad he's just pasta saying do not double pump he typed it in so fast he spelled it wrong shut the [ __ ] up glizzy gobbler does insulin stack when i use my insulin pump you know that sound from half-life 2 where you go to one of those health stations that's the noise is mixed wait can he commit suicide with skittles probably cry by eating enough of them you try out every [ __ ] because you forgot exactly how to cheese every [ __ ] on the other team starting with the torpedoes on destroyers because who doesn't love being the fastest deadliest and first to die yo is this like a regular ass civilian boat out here shake that [ __ ] they flew too close to the sun bro okay i got detected [ __ ] it i'll blast my whole battery i'm about to give this dude so much free wi-fi anywhere he goes get free wi-fi anywhere you go oh one of them hit one of them hit hold up hold up hold up hold up get free torpedoes anywhere you go bruh those have got to be good chad those have got to be good give me a break give me a break ew baby ooh baby sink his ass please i flew too close to the sun but i might be able to take him down come on come on come on bullseye i got him thank the lord totally worth it oh my god you swing over to the other extreme of battleships that are the biggest the slowest and hit the hardest especially with armor piercing rounds targets penetrate it break their backs she ain't gonna pen you bro oh she is that's what you think that's what you think name for the base where am i supposed to [ __ ] i actually don't know i'm not this is not a meme there is no meme i'm actually going to perish in the ocean chat please then you realize that a middle ground of cruisers that specialize in setting everything on fire with the he rounds they can constantly spam is the way to go especially the irony of burning ships to a crisp when they're surrounded by water in every direction oh i got a degree in physics i actually don't that's a couple of those light everything on fire is the new track i'm getting hits now his ass is on fire that's my favorite ribbon in the whole wide world there we got a mission accomplished i love that his team hung him out to drive for ten solid minutes i do no damage i just constantly make sure he's on fire yo i got to set on fire ribbon [ __ ] you i'm the real victor here for the uninitiated you can impair enemy ships with damage over time by either setting them on fire or flooding them not to say that flooding is always a bad thing because chat swiftly corrected me on that one no thanks cricket the uss texas was the only american ship to hit its targets on d-day and the only reason it could was because the captain ordered one side of the ship flooded to tilt the ship so he could easily eat the shells from farther than the ship and any right to hit that's great you flood half your ship just to tilt that [ __ ] back so you can drain threes that's amazing [ __ ] top 10 300 iq plays i know heavenly knows when those shells hit it was probably the nba on tbs you said i would know like i was there at d-day bro i'm not dead no i'm talking about the nba on tbs you dumb [ __ ] like i would say that you're a d-day is this the ultimate form of stolen valor so there i was june 6 1944 was on omaha beach in my importer and for shop reading dustin in chat shut your old ass up heavenly you ancient [ __ ] you were at the battle of verdun if you're listening i'm about to give you some ptsd oh my god can we go one video without an m1 garand reload for the love of god i'm gonna get this guy by the way probably probably all right [ __ ] it i'm just gonna start blasting i'm gonna get this [ __ ] you wait he's so late he's so close who the [ __ ] no you crump damn thank you for the love of god you just call him a crumb but the fire and flooding are dangerous one because damage over time two because flooding your ships slows it down and makes you an easy target and three because you can only repair your ship about every minute or so so they can really bleed you dry arthas doesn't seem to care but most captains do ships on fire and batteries just below the deck with marshmallows don't set my [ __ ] on fire please it's almost comical damn i just got my [ __ ] i'm getting my [ __ ] run we're [ __ ] quickly i'm still taking on water we better be having a pool party in the lower deck i swear to [ __ ] god and i can't even begin to tell you how much fun it is to [ __ ] enemies with he rounds and let your teammates nail salvo after salvo while they're impaired burn the world and boil the ocean destroy for the sake of destruction my romaniac burns the [ __ ] ocean lights the ocean on fire you can do that with oil true bp would know if you really want to pour it on you can exclusively run british ships that specialize in setting [ __ ] on fire not sure why it's a british specialty but i don't really care for the blood god greatest way of winning the battle set everything on fire yeah their shells have a higher percent chance to set fires than normal hg from what i remember so we cover all of our shells in gasoline that's a lot of the salvo oh double incapacitation set on fire it's it's more about armor oh god that is five incapacitations and that's hella deep i'm gonna put this dude down oh god torps i'm gonna dodge you i'm gonna dodge you everything is on fire but he's totally [ __ ] that's so many fires burn baby burn go down on fire alone wait torps back up oh he's got torpedoes damn and i've been bamboozled he did burn to death though totally worth it a hundred percent worth it that was so much [ __ ] fire you've got a citadel with high explosive [ __ ] good for you man and there came a point where i was so maniacally excited with setting everybody's [ __ ] on fire i was stealing everyone's kills and questioning my own sanity we're talking popeye's biscuit no drink level of insane sanity fire question mark question mark yeah got it you said it elden literally just rng the strategy yeah seriously what's the plan just pull the slot machine handle yo do it you i can't believe i got it in time that's hilarious you were about to take a bite out of a popeye's biscuit and i ripped that [ __ ] out of your mouth before you you're eating a popeye's biscuit no drinks why was that so satisfying jack i've actually got actually i feel like i actually need to have some psychoanalysis done that's i should not enjoy that that much it actually is a challenge to eat a popeye's biscuit yeah i tried to do it once it is like you're choking on your own [ __ ] blood and that's about it that is all the oceanic [ __ ] posting i got final reminder that you can play world of warships for free via the link below and you don't need to send me videos this time if you remember on a world of tanks video a while ago we had this stupid joke about how hard you have to punch a chicken to cook it and then i get like 30 videos of you guys just punching uncooked raw chicken so in this case same goes for popeye's biscuit no drink you really don't have to send them to me even though i know i'm gonna get them anyways because the best way to receive something on the internet is to ask to not be scented right i'm so convinced it's impossible like i don't think david blaine could do that [ __ ] and with that being said i'd like to thank you so very much for watching all the way to the end of the video and be sure to tune in next time when we all have kidney stones [Music] like it is never

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Length: 14min 45sec (885 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 07 2020