GOD HAS LEFT THE SERVER | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

according to it's dankel in grouse's chat nine millimeter kills the body but 45 acp kills the soul you gotta make sure people don't come back as a lich it's true where are you going for pickle rick no i'm going for pickle rick mixed with scp i smell pickles scp-049 has reached containment containment level pickle i think that's captain i think you're lying to me totally accurate battlegrounds is a game made by god himself during a drunken coding rampage in the unity game engine before being swiftly abandoned due to excessive mic spam from the goddamn french what is going on this is what hell looks like i'm sorry it has to be done frenchman you must go back to where you belong back down oh [ __ ] there we go apart from god has left the server the best way to capture the brilliance of tab g is with the question i constantly find myself asking oh [ __ ] can you blank and most of the time the answer is yes oh [ __ ] can you put an 18 foot extended barrel with an acog on your taser yes bringing the voltage oh [ __ ] can you slap an 8x on your minigun and suppress all six barrels yes you're gonna go blind but oh [ __ ] can you make your barrett chambered in 50 bmg into a double barrel yes there's so much recoil that's impossible to fire while standing but yes now imagine this silly weapon logic is applied to everything how about buffs called blessings that dramatically increase your effectiveness in combat like making yourself forty percent smaller and thus forty percent harder to hit oh that's that is so much smaller how about nerfs called curses that dramatically decrease your effectiveness in combat like making yourself into a giant target are you so big is your friendly fire oh [ __ ] clue i'm so sorry i'm i'm on your ui ui how about gangsta firing your weapon sideways to avoid recoil no matter if you're firing an m1 garand or an m2 browning united states army united states marine corps oh my god oh my god his ass gave to fire yes overall the only thing that makes sense in tab g is that nothing makes sense which in a battle royale is just perfect like beating two men to death with my bare hands when i literally have zero health left par for the court i'm gonna miss him i killed i'm not gonna insult your intelligence by explaining what a battle royale is if you don't know what a br is in 2020 you clearly have brain damage but covering my nuanced bases here instead of gas closing in there's giant columns that eventually form walls and if you're caught outside of them what are these things it's like the world trade center watch out for planes boy instead of a gulag you've got a three-phase obstacle course that's basically 3d flappy bird pass phase one and you redeploy with a curse past phase two and you come back normally past phase three and [ __ ] you you're not gonna pass phase three you can revive your buddies from the dead or cleanse yourself of curses using the souls of dead enemies so don't freak out when you see them in your backpack why do i have someone's soul in my inventory your game will crash or receive an error that the servers are full if all of your squad mates hit ready up at the same time so make sure only one person hits the ready up button preferably the squad leader and preferably not a discord admin chief mind telling me what you're doing in that discord channel sir groom [Music] you almost made me spit my gamer stuffs on my monitor i just got an alert that said the servers are too busy in this game i think that's cap tabs you have a glider i don't think i don't think that's accurate you can communicate with catch phrases by yelling three words chosen from a word bank such as boomer bad we alive dead best you etc stop you violated the law oh he punched me in the face popping text boxes above your head is also an option this is especially useful if you find yourself banished to brazil with a bunch of pickles and bananas there's a hole in the ground you see this this guy's down there what the hell what i got a solution for this oh [ __ ] they're all dead did the world just open up and swallow them whole what the we found the brazil pit oh no i can't believe i just shot all of my m32 into brazil i kind of want the loot well well well if it isn't the consequences of my action alternatively you can type in text and left-click throwing out a physical parrot with your message which heavenly used to bm surprising absolutely no one i know that's you heavenly i'm gonna ice you oh you're not gonna box you before you can do it i actually can't tell you i was on a bike shut the [ __ ] up get the [ __ ] back here i'm sick of this [ __ ] [ __ ] disgusting that's that's that's gonna be a kw for me my friend all these communication tools really came in handy while dealing with the french stream snipers i don't know what the hell their plan was or why they were executing it but i think tab g is the only shooter where having stream snipers makes the game better this is verbal abuse we we thank you shut the [ __ ] up i can't tell if he was doing the wii like we was kangs to get banned by ubisoft from their forums or we like french we like monami we was gangs you have been banned from the assassin's creed forums reason god i got [ __ ] taste stop sure i'm here to warn you there is a great evil we we we we we there is a great evil coming all that chad is saying is that great evil is the damn french oh they're bad oh no they're oh why are they so [ __ ] good at gulag this makes no sense but this hostility turned to harmony when we realized we could essentially turn ourselves into an eight-man squad with these frenchmen and then just execute them at the end of the round we're definitely getting banned for this you're dumb as a box of rocks you came back with the curse of big on greed you're gonna warn you of the evil coming he's a man of potato oh i got i down one i nailed one in the head somehow i got him in midair oh i nailed him i nailed him you know what's the point we're gonna have to kill the friend yeah maybe at the end i am alive damn this eight-man squad we're probably gonna get banned for this this is pleasant so counting us there's only two more and then we just got to execute the frenchies i got grenades i got dynamite no he downed me he catched right next to him oh i killed him i killed him with him hell yeah yeah you just gotta kill gee badger i didn't know you were a history channel i sure do love watching germans you french people yeah just switches stg 44 to full auto then there came a point where we had to cut ties and treat everyone as hostile because it wasn't even a game anymore like there were so many you guys stream sniping could basically turn the whole match into a vr chat server and we had to put a stop to it this is just a vr chat server at this point like this is hell this is hell right here okay i'm [Music] and if you're finding yourself confused so far [ __ ] you because weapons make things even more confusing good is bad bad is good and shut up and grab the glockinator already what did i find i found the glockinator which is basically two blocks put together with a red dot in the middle come look at this or should i say glockenator and balloon gun because that combo is just nasty good luck reviving your buddy when he's 800 feet in the sky [ __ ] yes got him come get me [ __ ] yes got it i make his body go up with the balloons yeah see you later nerd see you later oh there he goes oh he's gone good luck reviving your teammate now [ __ ] i hit him i hit him oh i hit him a few times get him in the air get him in the air boys get him in the air oh [ __ ] that that wall's coming up he's coming down yes we got him all right you bought it oh no i'm helping you okay you're up you're off you're up okay i'm still up into the sky again see you later see you later see you later as i was saying good is bad you'd think that a mini gun or a mod deuce or an mg 42 would be kick-ass but the recoil makes them so horrendous they're not worth using ooh mg-42 jesus the rate of fire on it oh the mt-42 i got of god i ripped my mouse downwards you have no idea trying to shoot this thing is impossible i'm losing him i can't i cannot [ __ ] see that dude that mod deuce is impossible to fire on the other hand bat is good like a blunderbuss from the 1700s wouldn't exactly be on my list of tactical firearms but it is a monster they go logged and came back are you kidding me shut up i got it with the blunderbuss oh my god thank god the french has stopped it knocks you back so far when you shoot this thing oh my god oh he came back i swear to you he is back i'm gonna blow us him into outer space what are these irons die i got him again oh my god if i'm on top of a rock watch what happens yeah [ __ ] oh god friendly predator missile inbound does he see me wonderboss my god that is this taser in real life bad taser and video games bad taser and tab g nightmare you get hit with this thing once and you're paralyzed for an eternity all right one more time for the gram for the gram no for the most part the simple stuff was the best stuff like m1 garand style og even a mossberg 500 pump worked wonders basic doesn't equal bad ones hit him once with the gran monkey oh to our left to our left right here oh i nailed him in the head he's dashing while he's down got his ass i rapid fire got him i got one wait wait got a second one got him got a third one yes we bought it coming our way coming our way got him oh i nailed him you will come across some rare weapons like the modified ar i found i don't know about you guys but i've never seen an m16 with a v8 before yo is that m16 water cooled badger is that a supercharger how many horses that give you i only have bursts i can't even swap the firing mode i see them are they oh what the [ __ ] is this burst it shoots my entire mag i don't want this i thought it was a standard three round burst on an m16 from nom look at this what is that how am i supposed to hit anything that ain't no normal hardware big man that [ __ ] got a v8 god even like pulling all the way down i'm not even getting close to on target and i can't even stop it like look you ready you ready what the [ __ ] but among the standard weapons nothing tops the explosive gospel for obvious reasons [ __ ] magnets how do they work oh i stuck him i stuck him oh [ __ ] i stuck that guy he's dead oh i suck his ass he's dead yeah there he goes i'm down oh you stuck him nice grenades are their own can of worms like there's so many different kinds for spawning buildings and bouncy castles and shrapnel the diversity is just what the [ __ ] look up down below you oh it just makes a building is that a grenade it's a grenade it just made a whole ass building oh [ __ ] that bounced back at me oh [ __ ] what's the mother taught me this so you jump in it right and you land back on it and it launches you straight back up in the air really high i can't even see you anymore my pickle is like blocking you out yeah i'm gone bro trust me i will rescue you okay help is on the way [Laughter] rounding things out to where we started weapon attachments can make an average gun awesome with everything from barrels that work like telescopes to barrels that little things you shoot god body you looting is one of the most terrifying things i've ever seen it's like jesus christ check out these attachments i have to go outside to use them oh shoot at somebody please wait healing barrel does that heal people that you shoot hello yes it does including teammates and enemies you ready yeah it works and you can never understand the difficulty of killing people in this game until you've experienced the physics for yourself which is why when i'm in doubt i just empty the mag from the hip no matter if it's an m32 or an mg-42 oh i guess you're shooting like that then that makes more sense go get them clue i'm gonna drink my milk okay oh my god is he holding an ebr right in front of us yes i got him with the mg-42 oh i found him i think that about covers it can i get some weeds in the chat please we in the chat please and i wanted to mention before i go a lot of the [ __ ] that you just saw is not in the game anymore the developer did that weird developer thing where they release a ton of stuff in an update try it around for two weeks and then take it away so a lot of the [ __ ] you just saw is gone i think it's pretty [ __ ] dumb to do it that way as opposed to just adding incremental updates but what do i know there's like 60 people that play this game so who gives a [Music] this [ __ ] [Music] lost my that i'm not mind true but they don't have a clue

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Length: 16min 29sec (989 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 24 2020