SPICY SARCASTIC SUPERJERK | Spider-Man PS4

a little t-cells orphans not to [ __ ] with y'all the hell is that oh [ __ ] my pizza come on hit me just shift your feet put fist to face and hit me like that yeah yeah that's it only this time you got to hit me come on [Music] boiler slash [ __ ] post alert if you're worried about me spoiling the plot or breaking your immersion please find another video spider-man is back he's still shooting sticky stuff into the faces of run man and still not paying his goddamned rent it's the student loans URI just give me some cash only this time instead of jade jonah Jameson screaming get me more pictures of spider-man it's a little bit more like get me more enemies of spider-man oh this ought to be good which enemies you might ask how about Doctor Octopus Rhino mr. negative vulture electro and scorpion aka the sinister six wow that's a little much I know I'm a superhero ver that's six guys plus shocker plus taskmaster plus Devil's breath plus sable and her mercs plus tombstone who by the way is not a gigantic pizza like I was expecting goddamn that's like 9 dudes uninfected and a giant frozen pizza can't you guys just call him the National Guard lost the marketing department I almost forgot about them that's who you're up against and I know you make an or by saying this is the marketing department just another way of slaying tombstone to which I reply yes because tombstone well he is the marketing department I am now you may be thinking that this monumental Dream Team the Spidey boy is up against makes for a daunting campaign and it does but I had such a blast with it that I beat it once normally and beat it again via New Game+ in the old school comic costume so that I could channel my inner shitposting spider-man's super jury how is this happening do you not know who spider-man is thankfully this burdensome task becomes much easier once you realize how [ __ ] overpowered spider-man is right now and I hate myself for even mentioning this but in case our blinder than daredevil his movement skills are smoother than Jif peanut butter you want to jump 90 feet in the air look out here comes spider-man dawn you want to swing three blocks dawn spring like a gazelle off of any sturdy surface dawn ride the subway and pretend you're not really spider-man dawn give gravity the middle finger and spin around for three hours still well technically that's a soup hour but we'll cover that later [Music] I said we'll cover that later and if you think Spidey's movement is over power then your fighting skills are downright ludicrous because you've got an endless number of ways to turn your enemies into vegetables not actual vegetables like the carrots that Aunt May can't seem to cut correctly because my ps4 Pro refuses to accurately render them or maybe she's got dementia or something Aunt May that isn't how you cut care I mean figurative I can't talk anymore because Spiderman gave me traumatic brain damage and I will never perform motor functions ever again type vegetable that's a trip to the ICU but hey just like injustice - as long as you're non-lethal and they don't die everything is a-okay but you won't kill but you're fine with traumatic brain injuries so yes you can beat the [ __ ] out of people but why do that when you're basically a character ripped out of an MMORPG with a big-ass scrollwheel that I like to call spammable sticky [ __ ] that's basically cheating the beginners here is your basic webbing that can stick enemies to surfaces or wrap them up like a burrito to be thrown off of a skyscraper and over here he's definitely alive the intermediate tier is her impact web which basically does the same thing only instantly and hits enemies like a belt from a step ball everybody hold this for me just tuck your knees and then [ __ ] just goes totally off the rails like spiders roans electric webs web bombs tripmines suspension matrices you know just a bunch of [ __ ] that makes the booby traps of Vietnam look like amateur hour but personally I usually stick with a concussion blast because why would I deal with each baddie individually when I can just unleash a single unrelenting force and call it a day FUS ro dah just me or is it a bit windy up here Bush oh I survived a major mechanic beyond sticky spider garbage that you're spamming of people is called focus and the faster you clobber your enemy is the faster this bar builds that allows you to either heal yourself or hit up a finisher move that's guaranteed to put the recipient into a coma Wow my worth now I would tell you that there's a [ __ ] ton of dodging involved in fighting but I think your spidey senses we're already tingling I sense a faint smell of danger oh [ __ ] that's a gun what you've got a grasp on the basics you're introduced to some familiar faces like yuri watanabe who's your commissioner gordon for all you batman fans out there that's simultaneously helpful and really sick of your [ __ ] spider cop chief never did understand spider cop thought he was a loose cannon spider cup is officially retired oh thank god jay jonah Jameson who ditched the Daily Bugle for a podcast and for those of you too young to have enjoyed JK Simmons in the original spider-man match money for a picture of spider-man he doesn't want to be famous and I'll make him infamous is basically if doctor disrespect was obsessed with superheroes and had a podcast it is just a fax with jenna jameson weird listeners like you discuss the issues affecting our city with pulitzer prize-winning to time to time Pulitzer prize-winning and of course Mary Jane Watson and heed my warning as I say this the worst [ __ ] part of the entire goddamn game I know this sounds like a joke but in the campaign she quite literally wants to be your partner I'm not a sidekick a partner interesting idea MJ but what about that whole part where you don't have a [ __ ] superpower you [ __ ] her character is nothing short of dumb naive and nagging have super spider powers but I'm not made out of glass mix the last six months never happened but above all else her inclusion in gameplay just doesn't make sense same goes for that punk kid Miles - like why is she here what are you doing here she's got a ton of mandatory stealth missions that are such a joke because in each one of them I was thinking to myself spider-man could have done this 10 times easier 10 times faster with virtually zero risk because you know he's [ __ ] spider-man and he has these things called superpowers place is crawling with guards how are you trying to reach him don't leap the Taser eventually makes things bearable but why the hell is MJ even a part of this game outside of mild Hanser cutscenes like a yuri Watanabe Yuri this place is full of fist guys this is bulges instead of having a skip button on the puzzles they should have put it on the stealth missions of miles and MJ because they're not even good stealth like splinter cell they're just linear predictable stealth that's wedged into the plot for character development that nobody cares about what was that what dumbass can't put this [ __ ] away thankfully for all of the downside of MJ and miles there's the upside of other characters like don't even try to tell me this silver sable isn't best girl ding dong your opinion is wrong [Music] you missed all of those shots but I don't even care your hair are so perfect and black cat is in the same boat because with their obvious skills and deadly acrobatics and self-reliance she would have been a true partner for Peter instead of the wannabe superhero intern that MJ is God you are such a bummer but the ultimate redemption for having such a shitty time with mga slash miles this guy all [ __ ] it's my main man taskmaster Thames taskmaster much like tube still and the only crime the taskmaster committed was not being in the game more often because with this baller ass suit and dry tone I'm so butthurt that he's only a side mission and not a full-blown main character I'm impressed then yet you sound like you want to kill me not yet I beat you you ran away conclusion you lose he's one of the many characters that you'll meet while not doing story missions then I'll just go ahead and label activities who is this wrong question the correct one is can you stop the bombs I've planted his particular type of activities are challenges like defusing bombs that are about to explode and the faster you perform the more handsomely rewarded group of mercenaries are about to kill a diplomat but there's plenty of other activities to give you a brief respite from the terrible stealth missions like sinking calm towers to give you a better visual on the map taking pictures of dumbass cats for Felicia and collecting old backpacks which is kind of neat I guess an unpaid medical bill that's a good place to put them you can capture pigeons for a homeless guy which is not only fun but also hilarious because how are you spending your time while crime is everywhere the city's on fire and the bad guys are trying to release the deadly Devil's breath epidemic so basically I'm pitch don't you know about the fair well everybody knows that the bird is the word you'll also be taking pictures of landmarks or really anything else that catches your eye the majority of these activities are just random crime that show come across where you need a ball of the baddies or kick somebody out of a moving vehicle which is harder than you may expect but above all else the brilliant subtlety of Harry Osborn's challenges are hilarious so get this he's got these outposts where you have to swing through clouds of gas filled with toxins and carcinogens with the end goal of identifying where the pollution is coming from and stopping the source the idea is to catch the elements the ward contaminants before they reach toxic levels between you and me I think Oscorp wants this to fail because it might show they're polluting and in case the cartoon Spidey suit doesn't make it already obvious these are posts where you swing through toxic gas sacrificing your own health to stop the culprits so what I'm saying is this post gives you cancer and those give me cancer thanks Lars you can thank me by not to dying but giving yourself cancer isn't all bad because these activities like backpack collection bomb disposal and crime fighting grant you various tokens that allow you to upgrade your Spidey boy into a spider-man you mortals will never stop on my first playthrough I basically blew it all in the suits because my goodness does the game ever have some God Tyr suits the white 2099 suit the stealth suit the spirit spider suit even The Scarlet Spider hoping you were really spider-man that cheap student fooling anybody you Sherman and although I'm a little pooper pain that there's no carnage suit like the last game I'll let it slide because the vintage suit exists and you can get pretty close to venom with the stealth suit and the right filter got a sub jewel but these suits aren't just a cosmetic upgrade to Peter because with each new suit unlocked you unlock a new super ability called the suit power to really take it to the baddies all right let's do this you want to look like a comfy leather chair zapping your enemies and lagging your ps4 pro with each punch electrically insulated is a natural choice my prayer if you want to blast a fat nut on everybody in a 30 foot radius hit up Webb blossom with the classic suit just be careful busting around Felicia's you may want to try to get child support damn it really do feel like that November make yourself a true spider-man with additional spider arms throw out three decoys to give your enemies cognitive dissonance even hit up concussion strike that makes you hit harder than Metal Mario your insisted on off fisted I'm a little [ __ ] shattered that they didn't include either a pretzel spider-man or a Timberland spider-man but hey maybe it'll be DLC I really really hope it's DLC actually tying the laces under Tim's yeah I'm setting this the Cubs but you can spend your tokens elsewhere because on my second playthrough I blew it all in upgrading suit mods and gadgets to enhance my incessant web spamming all good dog sir that basically means that your concussions are that much more powerful today's forecast windy windy your webbing hits that much harder god they're like bouncy balls now word and everything about fighting becomes that much more effortless don't worry buddy I'm not gonna hurt you or you my favorite is webbing somebody to a mailbox or a trash can and leading it across the block it's truly the best way to dispose of mortal scum they call me the trash catch buddy yes my god what have I done can I get an F in check wait is it a felony if this is a mailbox oh god I think he's stuck is this murder looks like murder you're gonna need these upgrades to take down mr. negative who's goons aren't nearly as difficult as they are in the words of morbo from Futurama belligerent and numerous mr. negative himself isn't that cool because he's essentially just an eyes glow meme come to live looking at the security footage the guard was in some kind of trance and it might have been the lighting but it looked like his eyes were glowing but he does occupy the bulk of the missions including the APC and grey missions which are just the bass so I don't know how to feel scorpions section is also top-tier given the visuals but the difficulty is just hilarious now if I were a dumbass scorpion dripping with Mountain Dew where would I be behind what's that one scorpion doesn't scare you how about six scorpions you're not dying to the giant stinger popping out of the Mountain Dew Oasis how about ten singers but nobody and I mean nobody compares to the biggest enemies in the game every bore swordsman easy small users easy every villain in the campaign asleep oh wow this is a heavy boss real [ __ ] absolute [ __ ] nightmares they must all be genetic descendants of kingpins syndrome or an m1a1 Abrams because there are no nonsense tanks that are denser than iridium concrete mixed what will you dance mother you've got to use two bars of focus to perform a finisher on them and their only weakness is gravity I'd say tombstones crackheads are the closest thing to have you boys because they're kind of like mini super villains yeah let's go come on crack it's bad but they've also got an Achilles heel which happens to be the ubiquitous amounts of [ __ ] they give you to throw at them I'm no Danny delito trash man but I'm pretty sure that in combat terms one enemy is equal to three trash cans I'm the trash I said I'm the trash Li disabled dudes sound amazing because I'm pretty sure they share the voice actor for the cue alert in counter-strike to the control where are we with Union Square but they are laughably incompetent like they claim to be the best in the world yet they have the shittiest aim on the planet and transport extremely dangerous substances in regular black sedans when an APC the size of a c-130 bus opened their best laid plan just be careful in the wrong hands this don't worry yeah sure looks like cheap but at least you get to see silver sable if there's a cutscene this is silver sab lanova head of stable international a private security force harass my men destroy my equipment and cost my client meetings give me one good the reason I should not kill you right now yeah aren't you a billionaire that owns your own country why do you care about millions of dollars that's like pocket change I feel like they should have added a hyper-aggressive police force like the LCPD on your side so you could have gang fights with silver sable but I guess insomnia doesn't appreciate my bright ideas and finally the black cat heist dlc is extremely fun extremely short and basically just two to three hours of sexual tension from multiple parties I really tried going straight I need to go deeper some things I do better alone I'll call you if I need an extra pair of hands once I crack these files maybe we can combine my chocolate with your peanut butter do not make a sausage joke out of that her figure is hilarious because now the developers catch bad press for low-cut shirts and massive cup sizes like the last black cat why not just make your female temptress almond food better what the [ __ ] are you so damn junkie that way it's just a womanly figure and family friendly ten out of ten who said I'm here for the art I mean I don't know if Felicia can complain about being objectified given what I have to go through every day stop objectifying me but we all know that she's just a ruse to distract you from the real prize here Rhino Arnold who is so outerspace thick that he has his own gravitational pull it's on the end I love this take on spider-man and it's a masterpiece of a game set for this horseshit that I'll fondly remember forever especially my shitposting playthrough Aunt May no she never could cut carrots correctly and that's about it I would like to thank you so very much for watching and be sure to tune in next time when I go to sleep because this [ __ ] took me forever and I am Tott [Music]

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Rating: 4.9389238 out of 5

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Id: Gz8LLdadnuQ

Length: 20min 40sec (1240 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 08 2018

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