BURNING $20,000 FOR FUN | Rainbow Six Siege Twitch Rivals

what's wrong but I expected this it's fine I expected which rivals an online Rainbow six face-off for $25,000 between two teams of and I cannot stress this enough trained professional yeah yeah Batman why obviously that's a lie but it's enough to keep you interested so here we go pawn is mandatory now for me to tell this story properly I got to give you some background because twitch rivals is horribly imbalanced don't get me wrong grateful to take part thousands of dollars for playing games a privilege well done twitch and shout out to my boy ray but it's [ __ ] Lee one-sided most of the time and let me explain now you like basically twitch pics a big streamer for a certain game unless them hand pick for teammates as long as they are also twitch streamers and not professionals to make for exciting gameplay that makes you say things like oh my god bro you're nuts you're actually not bro you're actually psychotic please seek mental this is a shitty system because he gives tyrannical amounts of power to the big streamer and ends up with teams liking Jorge a former professional and world [ __ ] champion in Rainbow six Adam a former professional player skittles former challenger league player which is like semi-pro are qualifying for pro league in Tarot a pro league caster in platinum player and you boy Roy who's been a diamond player for over two years against three diamonds a platinum and bless her heart dear Cindy fan who is a gold player absolutely nothing wrong with being a gold or any rank for that matter but is this [ __ ] gonna end well watching an episode of mr. meaty live on Rainbow six hey over that cartoon mr. meaty yo that [ __ ] was scary this [ __ ] was actually horrifying pictures and the boys just crushed them going flawless 400 on all five maps in the series out killing them 100 238 in what can only be described as the most boring one-sided [ __ ] Rainbow six games I have ever had the misfortune of watching for a few minutes [Music] technically not all bad because the team receives $4,000 per map one and $1,000 per map loss so team George wins 20 grand and team van wins five grand it's up to them if $1,000 per person is worth getting cyberbully by former pros for two hours but my point stands twits rivals is usually [ __ ] dummy imbalanced and virtually none of it is entertaining to watch which is the whole point in the first place entertainment so with this in mind in a legendary effort to make twitch rivals fun to play and fun to watch for the first time ever I brought out grouse jello goose heavenly and an honorary six teammate known simply as beats somebody my chest said make the pizza player wait heavenly why are you ordering pizza you're like us and Tyler oh hey don't make fun of my [ __ ] flatbread are you gonna die I can trick my stomach right if I drink before I eat the cheese my stomach's too busy digesting the alcohol that the cheese just slides right through so you're gonna be drunkenly playing random operators while eating a pizza and see welcome to twitch rise the theme for this effort randomness apart from a few exceptions later on we were rolling the dice every round and that's started with a casual warmup alright alright who do you think we're gonna get you at random random hold on random yo wait one more time this is an ancient Aztec in Armour pack complain one more [ __ ] time you watch over me like Oh what all I got stop saying [ __ ] you know I love how Chat Chat is actually trying to guess random there's like what 20 22 23 sides racks you like class class class class throw the mental deficiency valve is [ __ ] wild you won't you won't once we were warmer than heavenlies freshly baked pizza we have to lobby against baddies fuya butters boppers animosity and autumn mary by the way all terrific people yo you need to share a bite with everybody had shad evan lee kind of kind of brother hit about you faded you bring you know for the whole stream did you bring some for the whole class spencer 20 packs of five gum just spilling out of my pockets guess what [ __ ] this waiting was followed by even more awaiting but thanks to heavily is perplexing brain teasers we were endlessly entertained and if you don't mind leaving a comment on the video i actually want to know your answers to this question dead-ass i want to know who your four or five starters i know you can have anybody for a 44 pickup game in basketball who would you put oh jimmy johns CEO like you wouldn't pick up the jimmy tuxedo for your team have him face off against papa john that would be a showdown for the ages Reiner Urlacher I want Brian Urlacher to just hit me and I cannot stress this enough in the [ __ ] face with a can of chunky noodle soup and with the waiting out of the way let the games begin this is already bad I hate these people oh my god dude if you do not believe in democracy you will be eradicated round one we figured out we could random by just not picking an operator but there was no recruit available so we decided to have a round of silence for our fallen recruits oh we can't read a random button everybody Neal [Music] the helicopter we may have lost border because a certain teammate wasn't pulling his weight you should rip all the cheese off it and wear like a mask when we chalked it up to fool you stream sniping which wasn't confirmed but I like to think it's the only reason for our loss so he is really gonna come out here into my chat stream sniping shut though I see a verified check mark followed by team foo you trying to steal jello which I wasn't exactly opposed to you given their full diamond platinum roster what I mean if I don't win this next game I think my kids are just gonna have to skip the back-to-school sale with significant wait times being the norm at this point why not share my own personal pickup basketball dream team we ain't got [ __ ] else to do we're playing a 5v5 pickup game it's NBA Street rules I'm starting with dr. Phil Ray Rice Obama Kurt Cobain and fuya alright autumn a who your five who you fight if he's not a power forward I'm shutting down the studio Chris Brown wow you really know how to pick Jeffrey Epstein like this no Jackson map to time and we're balling on Bank with the most unexpected strat on the face of the earth actually trying hard because the last thing that they would expect chat is for us to actually try do that it's the best plan ever yes alright yeah when you pull up on Stacey sometimes you get the nerves you know I'm trash bro I'm garbage yo yo chill big smoke we just have what some other dumb [ __ ] we could do all-female or live all-russian yeah obviously didn't work but with us still bouncing around with random operator selection it was still loads of fun and coastline was no different with goose being an absolute guy huh I have a feeling that this oh you saw been only got two left ones outside so you're only worried about vigil what in the Lord's name was that spray through kitchen wall let's see that [ __ ] on the mainstream Canadian just left you need me and everyone else on a different wavelength being not a God whatever the opposing word happens to be and young got any on rapes your weekly [Music] fight fight I want to fight my roommate on screen that so you use another loss meant another brief intermission which meant jello talking about lewd / watch things i'ma keep it real I'm looking from over watch a bit differently or again had his fair share of triumphs and tribulations but who the hell am I to complain when Zack Abbey has got frag grenades Oh echoes just watch that angle damn afraid last ones echo do a core that boliya oh I got I got something for this for this game I can't believe Kobe Bryant is a Korean woman with an iPad that's nuts that's not gonna make more money off this twitch stream that he will actually play in store Wow yeah probably true the truth is the game was rigged from the start [Laughter] [Music] nearing the end with this overwhelming display of support from you guys we just had to we just had to win at least one map and we had one chance left on Outback to hold this angle to the end of time Oh somebody I got a nice we are one win away from winning um actually we'll all right let's get a win remember hot drink well I drank a Red Bull to counterbalance imagine what's happening to your blood sugar you ate a whole large pizza then you had vodka shots to wash it all down I were having caffeine to bursting your entire gastrointestinal and nervous system must be begging for mercy how are you still alive I enter a goddamn mess somebody waiting holy [ __ ] now oh [ __ ] oh oh dude I got for that Star Trek at Red Sox dammit oh that's tough what did I do wrong right oh my god ash you sprayed through the wall and hit me right in the head that's such a good shot oh I think that was Carla's garbage all you want for giving it our all and still coming up short but we made twitch rivals fun and fun to watch according to the diabolical feedback you guys showed on streams like hundreds of gifted subs from shattered chaos and G strongarm and over seven hundred subs total you too and everybody else in chat that was there are gods that was a lot of fun that was [ __ ] with fun no I'm just talking me yo yo yo shattered chaos has gifted 50 more subs I think I'm gonna totally eclipsed any weddings that I could have gotten about it right now that's about it but I wanted to mention before I go I don't want it to be a negative Nancy that says ah this thing sucks without offering a solution I got two ideas for how to fix twitch rivals so it's more balanced and more fun to watch one get a third party to evaluate the balance get may CJ get valley get somebody that knows kind of pro-league ish former pros and current popular streamers and they would be able to easily evaluate this shit's gonna be a blowout or you know this might be pretty entertaining to watch boom already more entertaining than watching King George crush a bunch of [ __ ] in like 20 minutes and ah I know congratulations to team George with Adam and skittles and in Tarot boy you're on now $4,000 richer it's like a $20,000 speedrun the only loser in those games was twitch and my second idea was to have 30 people 30 streamers sign up for Twitter eigvals and arrange them into six different teams that are somewhat balanced if you have that many people to work with you can come up with some kind of combination that will be entertaining to watch against each other those are my two ideas I also like kind of don't give a [ __ ] because I know that I'm gonna have a ton of fun no matter what kind of tournament I play in as long as I have enough people surrounding me that are equally as degenerate and tell me you're damn 5 all right let's make it 5 I want to know who your 5 starters are on your NBA Street pickup basketball game my comment section is already such a minefield I really want to look down there some of the shitty combinations you guys get going on now that I've had more time to think about it I'm thinking the t-rex from Jurassic Park to Momiji from Dead or Alive 5 Mark Zuckerberg Deadpool and Jason Voorhees tell me that [ __ ] ain't 10 out of 10 [Music]

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Length: 18min 32sec (1112 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 17 2019

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