BALLIN BUT AT WHAT COST | World of Tanks

who got an xbox live code for three days bro i don't got gold i want a speech from like president obama or ronald reagan with this sound quality just to see how it hits mr vice president mr speaker members of the senate of the house of representatives yesterday december 7th 1941 you're telling me enemy at the gates lied to me welcome back to the fantastic world of tanks where the entire episode is going to be filled with nothing but cold hard facts what does this mean fun fact there are no rats in alberta and then it's dankel comes back as an expert in rats there are rats lol the sun never sets on the rat empire there's a law in wisconsin that it's illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants how is that even possible it's also legal for them to own kangaroos i like the fact that this video is sponsored by world of tanks so if you're a new player that uses code tank mania via the link below you'll get a tier five excelsior tank 250 000 credits seven premium days and three rentals tanks for 10 battles each which sounds cool but you may be thinking of yourself bawling but at what cost free it's totally free to play so i swear to god if i know you personally and you don't take advantage of this offer i'm gonna take you off my friends list not even kidding catch this delete also worth mentioning that world attacks videos are usually all over the place they're somehow simultaneously about absolutely nothing and absolutely everything at the same time so don't feel bad if you find yourself saying that doesn't make any sense there was no attempted humor here all of you should feel bad all of you i promise if i sound like i've lost my mind that's okay that's par for the course my sanity never escapes me for too long it'll be back soon enough when's the next solar eclipse again i also want to confirm this is 100 the pc version that bit with bang in the xbox controller is just a meme about his voice quality it is 100 pc and coming off that tab g video running french tanks was the obvious choice scratchy recommended that we slapped a yellow coat of paint on the amx 40 so we could look like ducks and who was i to say no does it have heat oh it has heat it has heat sign me the [ __ ] up oh yeah chad who's more decked out this duck tank or that seagull wearing jordan's balling but it would cost oh no yes that's gross what's the issue oh you look at it from the side that's even worse i wish there was a baby on board sticker you can put on the back of it maybe i would put a heat round right through that [ __ ] if i ever saw it and given sretchy's praise i had high expectations for it and i swear i wasn't planning on joking about its diabetes again it just happened to come up and like a third of the u.s population is either diabetic or pre-diabetic so these jokes have got to land on some of you god what is that stretchy that's gross that's my duck what's wrong look there's a dude on the other team that's your arch rival oh my god diabetic troglodyte has entered this server i'm gonna beat him i'm gonna find him one-on-one both of you eat a snickers whoever doesn't fade faster no we're not talking about drugs we're talking about insulin i mean it is a drug but like not that kind i feel like if they wanted to kill him they'd just take him off the insurance plan okay you lead the way i'll rush in behind you all right here we go i hit him once oh okay well he's nothing the value is lost your carcass is actually really coming in handy right now this is great finally beautiful for something who knew that you were more valuable as a sandbag than as a human being russia's ass fellas brush his ass no he's toast you're done goodbye goodbye goodbye oh he's so low critical damage please come on just [ __ ] die already you piece oh i deflected again what is he made of he's made out of matilda thank you finally come here boy i think i can take this guy you yup got him who knew you were so much better as a sandbag than a human being russia 1941 someone told me that that's propaganda one gun six russians thing it's not i don't care i'm gonna keep making those jokes i don't care it's convenient to my narrative right or wrong it's still funny shut up wait that's untrue these likes aren't though [Laughter] rng please bless me yes nailed him oh that feels so good it is so good just to sacrifice your teammates for your own gain it really works i thought the duck mobile was weird until we upgraded to the b1 which was just absurd because it's basically immortal but it has no firepower it's like a bulletproof juggernaut holding a 22. penetrating this thing is harder than getting your hands on a ps5 yeah what the [ __ ] are those treads it's like a two-layer on every track yo this [ __ ] looks inflatable it does balling but at what cost chad's telling me to stop licking my lips [ __ ] y'all dry lip having ah don't lick them now badger i'm getting a pc i'm sorry yeah no thanks i'm sorry to hear that i just feel as if every gaming avenue you try to go down nowadays just sucks you can't get a ps5 you can't get a 30 90. you can't get a 30 80. you can't get it you could probably get an xbox [ __ ] xbox no even the xboxes are sold out i had to do some crazy [ __ ] for this ps4 i had to go to target.com that shit's scary bro i bought that [ __ ] with kohl's cash that's not even a meme it was on sale at kohl's for like six minutes and somehow people got like eight thousand ps vibes in like six minutes oh god i've been flanked so hard and my buddies are hanging me out to dry here good thing i'm made out of tungsten i'm sorry i'm being targeted by like three tanks right now give me them none of them have damaged me i'm still full held look at this [ __ ] how is he still hitting me this is like defying the laws of physics i don't know i might be able to just wiggle my way into one kill here now i'm making a good point here look yo an hour shut the [ __ ] up over there heavenly 7.25 an hour will always be funny because at one point in my life i made 7.25 an hour exactly and then my boss came in all happy one day and she was like you getting a raise to what 7 28 an hour so you telling me every 33 additional hours i work i get an extra dollar excite me the [ __ ] up here's the thing badger that exact same situation happened to me and i told my boss he's a [ __ ] idiot nah dawg you got the wrong mentality keep your positivity going i went to arby's that day you gotta [ __ ] value me i got a large soda let's see to appreciate what you can get he captured the dairy queen i got all the free food i could eat you just lied you keep that positivity then i went to arby's bro bro you don't gotta go to rvs [ __ ] nobody else has got a [ __ ] buffalo chicken sandwich that i like most of you know that we used to stick the lower tier tanks to one give you a realistic preview of what the game is like for beginners and two not to get our [ __ ] stomped by high level players ready to crush every tank i love damn you liked all this [ __ ] here's me not giving a [ __ ] yeah exactly exactly but i made an exception in the name of tiger terrorist 79 who gifted 135 subs in my twitch chat at five bucks a pop and requested that i use the tier seven tiger one which i was happy to oblige i'm pretty sure german tanks get an occupation buff in paris anyway okay let's see it doesn't impact he goes right now we all know the eiffel tower is not real chat it's not real i've been to paris chat is challenging me to find the taco bell in paris i don't think that exists taco bell was founded in 1962 by a world war ii veteran john taco badger it was founded by a world war ii veteran hell yeah i knew we served in the us marines as a cook during world war ii glenn bell that explains a lot there was one time i almost saw the eiffel tower but i wasn't close enough so that [ __ ] didn't render i'm gonna steal this kill yeah stole it duh ricochet god damn come here boy okay that's that's cash i'll take that i don't know if i can take this dude i don't think i can take this dude please help please help please clap thank you i see you out there i just destroyed a kv-2 how is that possible i took no pot shot and he died this hellcat is totally oh you're so [ __ ] buddy oh my god 245 damage i think it's a little terrible how great these tiger ones are rolling down the streets of paris take me alive that's me hold on no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no here i'm going to flank this dude flanking this do it do it i remember too close i hit him go go go go heavenly he's got a canadian flag he's not going to shoot at you oh no i found him hit him hard hit him hard please yes my god that is nuts wow wow tiger one is just crazy just crazy i even set a record for the slowest collision kill ever recorded in world attacks i don't know how the hell a pack 40 can destroy an arty going three and a half miles per hour but [ __ ] it happened oh what if i get your buddy though i might be able to get a double kill here there's one now wait now wait get out of the way get out of the way what what no oh i set him on fire yes i got a double kill this dude is [ __ ] you're [ __ ] sorry fans are one you're not gonna see me i'm getting your buddy no matter what no no no barrel got him got him i'd literally barrel stuffed him how was that even a thing though i was going like five miles per hour or whatever they say in france five baguettes per kilo okay you're not even trying again we're just like uh french baguette [ __ ] it we're done i don't have the armor what are the american units chad hamburgers per happy meal washing machines browning high power [Laughter] that actually is pretty funny even though i'm very anti-war crime joke war crimes per corporate bailout that is pretty good that's pretty spicy today what better way to round out a video than by arguing about world war ii weapons versus civil war weapons as the best choice for home defense what did i just hear load that's what i was thinking black ops 1 and i'm black ops 1 for the ds nah [ __ ] the grand the bar is what is that for no no no no i think you mean you want to see the greatest copy ever made look in general of the discord own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended for ruffians break into my house i'm robbing a dude and he calls me ruffian bro i'm just walking back out the door you had me at blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man he's dead on the spot [Laughter] i hope you guys are hanging in there amid a shitty holidays if you're like me and can't make it home to your family given the risk i really do feel for it oh i just flew from florida to new jersey and as soon as i got here it turns out they canceled thanksgiving so i'm just here now where's the airport like bing you ever seen the pre-game lobbies for pub g when it first came out i forgot that you were flying out of florida for a second yeah i didn't buy my ticket i earned it he chicken dinnered that [ __ ] over the pa it's just like there's 30 seats on this plane and 100 in the airport sorted out yourself bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality and shout out to all you out there watching this [ __ ] on a ps vita i had no idea that was even possible until clue told me but that's incredible i haven't remembered three views on a blackberry that's awesome what the [ __ ] playstation vita swear to god i've got views on a playstation video wow don't forget that you can play world of tanks for free via the link below and be sure to tune in next time when we cure diabetes [Music] [Music] [Music] you

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Id: HyStad8fook

Length: 13min 34sec (814 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 09 2020