r/TIHI | What The Dentist Sees.

lay's flaming hot fingernail i'm sorry i'm sorry it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash thanks i hate it oh god here we go again without much further ado let's get right in there i was today years old when i found out cats eat watermelon too i think cats eat anything that's the problem life hack if you choose the wrong spaghetti sauce you can wash it off using your washing machine oh my god this is going to change culinary arts for the rest of time well ain't that just the cutest crap in the world look at that that's just adorable why would you hate this i don't get it hey stop that right now disgusting d-minus okay all right that is beyond impressive to me jesus i mean come on let's be real how many of us can do that spork and foon i wouldn't mind using a phone seems like it would be rather interesting fun april fool's day idea put some spiders eggs under your friend's eyelids so when they hatch it looks like they're crying little baby spiders to give them a fun april fool's day surprise [Laughter] you got me april fools if smurfs were real they'd have little cat noses really i don't know how about you go back to the drawing board and go smurf yourself what's on your mind short giraffe what dude short giraffe pay attention rise and shine enter a bank and yell nobody move i'm rubbing this bank then start rubbing the walls it's not illegal they can't arrest you is it unfortunate that i can indeed confirm that treat yourself like i-95 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else best part about jokes like this is you can put any highway in there and it still works fine friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is technically speaking a ravioli wow how in the world did you come up with something more offensive than the flat earth on earth a magician puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm the hand emerges it is time the rabbit council must choose a sacrifice dude my sister's cat scares me are you afraid of getting scratched no i'm afraid of getting punched that cat has to have a swing like mike tyson i'd be scared too procrastination tip work for 30 minutes and then reward yourself with a quick five minute break uh doctor procrastination tip change your environment to find new inspiration that's it nice watch this how to piss off the internet with one picture pineapple pizza pringles say that 30 times fast it's not hard it just sounds fun but a pit bull puppy six months later boom the heck am i gonna do with this love him what's the problem here no seriously what's the problem here look i know it's a joke but if you ever buy a certain breed of dog or cat and it doesn't end up how you want and you ask what am i supposed to do with this take care of it and love it you douche when the baby is less than a month old and parents do a photo shoot of it yeah all babies are ugly quit pretending yours is cute ooh gerber ghost pepper's flavor baby's first heart attack you may as well start him young glad i'm not the only one that thought this every time i looked at it the monster excuse me where is the beach the beach is over there wait are your fingernails the same color as the sky or are they just holes ew oh no oh no no no no i am no longer looking at the screen i am looking away and we are moving the hell on good morning to everyone except whoever made this why why are you gonna be so mean it's so good the sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify brief screams of agony fill the night blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre windshield shatter roofs collapse streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers it's raining men hallelujah this is fine i'm okay with the events that are currently unfolding that's okay things are gonna be okay everything's gonna be okay how would mike wazowski wear a mask like this or like this i feel like the one wrapped around his arms would be a little bit more comfortable for him you know like a reverse backpack romanian lo-fi girl greek lo-fi girl finnish lo-fi girl hungarian lo-fi girl evil incorporated lo-fi girl is the kool-aid man the jar or the liquid he does not know or he doesn't care neither should we come on it's the kool-aid man also the jar the jar it's a pitcher this robot planter follows the sunlight and throws tantrums if you don't water it where is my liquid george so you're in a plane with linda you crash over a tundra or whatever it's been weeks you're starving you wake up one day and linda has died of hypothermia do you eat linda no i dismember linda and use her limbs as bait in snare traps to capture at least four large game animals i cook one i use linda's intestines to make shelf-stable sausage from the rest i use her teeth and bones to make crude tools and fishing hooks i then craft linda's hair into a sling to hunt birds whose feathers i use to fletch arrows i build a cabin i tame wolves with bits of sausage i craft a headdress of elk antlers i am now the god of the forest linda's face resides over my mantle watching as i tame nature thanks linda jesus christ dude i see you like starbucks too when the sun hits your laptop screen just right you never really know just how disgusting it is until the sun sheds some light on it oh boy oh boy oh ow the kiss of poseidon that's right visual effects artist jason adcock has created the karen halloween mask and boy oh boy is it the scariest thing ever oh you don't pass out full-size candy bars can i speak to the manager of your house home stallone thanks i really do hate it oh that explains a lot actually no really that's the best explanation i've seen yet can't have long hair students christian schools jesus has long hair i mean i don't know it's the 21st century jesus might have dyed it cut it styled it you don't know buff [ __ ] vs buff dog who will win place your bets in the comments below oh you sick bastard i'm moving on you can't no joe the people follower tired of feeling alone no one watching or caring i'll follow you ten foot guarantee i will not interfere in your life you'll barely notice me but you will feel me how much yes what oh that is absolutely disgusting horribly ugly horribly ugly happiness is chocolate bagel with creamy peanut butter who could resist that yeah who could resist that diarrhea looking piece of crap here's something evil sonic and eggman with swapped silhouettes it's not quite as evil as i would have expected if i'm being honest with you roses are red he shows no remorse cookie monster has joined the terrorist force night shift clocking out day shift clocking in have a good day guys oh god elmo is gonna kill this child no medium rare chicken sandwich hitting right today oh it's gonna hit right soon give it about 24 hours i heard that humans eat a bunch of spiders in their sleep that's stupid you're stupid holy [ __ ] turns out that giving super mario the eyes of a real italian man makes him about 150 sexier what no it doesn't what's wrong with you the bill nye theme except it's playing in the classroom next door while your class is doing a packet oh oh you son of a [ __ ] you can't do that blank and i ordered a hawaiian pizza in buffalo and this is what happened those are cherries not cherry tomatoes cherries like the top of a sundae screw this city look i like pineapple on pizza but i draw the goddamn line at adding other freaking fruit okay this ant uses its big head to block off the nest entrance that's actually incredible hey what time is it time to get a watch i would if i could oh oh no diglett used scratch it's really effective get away okay i posted nut clarity now what god damn this guy's a genius can you paint kanye west giving birth to kanye west whilst kim kardashian feeds him walkers cheese and onion crisps on a bed of brie many thanks maria panda williamson fantastic now is kanye gonna eat the placenta with that brie thanks i hate triple op thanks i hate double o p thanks i hate this shower thought we can censor woman's nipples with men's nipples if women's nipples have to be censored and men's don't why don't we just censor them with men's nipples give this guy a nobel peace prize ever wondered how humans would walk if they walked like a horse me neither but here's a picture of it so we have a proposition no no they're gonna kill you marshmallow run seriously all they're gonna do is burn him and then squish him to death 2020 worst year ever 13 49 20 23 21 42 hey uh what's going on in the year 2142 can i join in plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him plankton has a humiliation kink i like the sound of that oh oh no i don't like this i don't like it at all i'm not going to thank you all right not this time just made this fan art in don't know how long did it on my phone also love the vids mk oh and i absolutely love the fan art my friend keep it up god what a note to end today's video on folks always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

Channel: EmKay

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Id: Cdyuok0TZQw

Length: 10min 48sec (648 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 26 2020