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well eating that's gonna be a bit of a nightmare isn't it you're also probably gonna have to take a shower after you're done with dinner [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash where the weird is quite supreme as it turns out without much further ado let's hop right on in there shall we i had no idea that pigeons liked to surf i think we all learned something today ladies and gents i don't see how this oh okay okay because somehow that makes typing easier than using the keyboard that comes on the laptop too bad the spacebar is not right over his crotch what in the hell is wrong with some people i mean it's an impressive little feat of engineering but did you have to use disfigured ken and barbie okay come on you know damn well this would be pretty funny for about 35 seconds and then you'd be annoyed that some guy was blocking a real bowling lane get out of here you comedian um honey i think we need to move no you know what i don't think we need to move i know that we need to move pack your bags now say you might want to take that watch off or at least get the band taken out somewhere please because i think it's going to kill you if you continue to wear it oh my god it's like putting a small rubber band around a balloon animal is that a shaving cream snowman in the shower tis the season after all i know halloween was yesterday as of when i'm recording this but i don't know about this one folks look if you're that lonely nah maybe you're going the right direction with this never mind such a good boy he's walking himself look at him go i won't lie to you i want this i want my special poo pod you know what i mean my little toilet closet i want this although maybe not see-through like this maybe we make it a little bit more opaque or just make it one solid color then we're good then the turtis will truly be complete just in case you wanted to watch there's gonna be a race after all who's gonna finish first seriously though it's bad enough when a bunch of dudes line up behind you waiting for you to take a piss having them sit down it's just no that would explain why she's so scary and so big yo if you can pull that off successfully bravo to you bravo give them a round of applause i uh i just hope a turn's not coming up anytime soon before he gets that spare on wow the world's largest game of tetris count me in this guy is way too happy about sitting in front of a freaking mountain of dentures that have probably been used for years and years and years folks what the hell's going on here i didn't know those things could drive underwater that makes them so much scarier oh what country is this in where they have school tanks yeah god there are so many really messed up things i could say about this but we're going to move on i feel it my man although it kind of looks like you did this on purpose which leads me to believe that you're actually a psychopath and not just incompetent something tells me this isn't the real pope oh i see i guess it's time to move because if you find something like that inside your house there's bound to be more somewhere so it's best to just start over new why was this made out of speakers am i missing some valuable information here i mean it looks cool but it's gotta be incredibly annoying if all of those speakers still work right they're just blasting anime intros 24 hours a day off that thing alright he's a little confused but he's still got the spirit which is half the battle in this case all right what's the proper way to wear socks and flip-flops together all right number one number two number three oh there we go see number four that's correct frosty the snowman just wouldn't stop singing he wouldn't shut up oh i love snake sweaters they're so cute what in the world is this at a skate park or something or is this just how they build children's playground equipment over there to save some cash because i would not recommend sliding down this one oh that's absolutely horrifying my condolences man one wrong dream and you're dead hmm i wonder what happened here uh i'm gonna need benoit blanc to help me solve this mystery i don't like it yeah that's all i've got to say i absolutely do not like the koi with a man face well it's nice to see them out having a family dinner what was i supposed to make some kind of shrek joke shut up i wonder what this fella is shopping for alright everybody in the comments what do you think the cat's going to buy that's an interesting breed of armadillo one i genuinely have not seen before reduce reuse recycle and this guy is following those directions perfectly look at that okay oh i see we got wiener dogs because they're really small and they ain't giant wieners and that's yeah okay you got it now are you using this to heat your place during the winter because if you're using it for air conditioning i think you're sorely mistaken about what's gonna happen here see it's guys like this that are out there taking all of the women just taking them up by the group man it's absolutely unfair that a specimen like this gets to exist on the planet well someone like me just has no chance that is the absolute definition of not my job well did you really need to make a call on a pay phone that desperately i don't think so bud oh wow that is kind of gross i can't describe why i feel like it's gross it just is you know it brings out that feeling that emotion you're the owl of my eye ah that didn't make any goddamn sense i'm losing my edge i swear to god dude absolute perfection look at this we got a guy that's so goddamn stupid that he's using his spit-filled mask to cover his goddamn eyes bravo this is it this is why we're all suffering it's people like this these mofos are the reason we're all going into secondary full-scale lockdowns again congratulations everybody well that's one way to do it i suppose oh yep that's usually what happens when you try to play monopoly everything is going to end up a little bit everywhere including emotions you know what especially emotions uh are you trying to sell me some do you want me to buy you one i'm confused about this transaction what's about to happen it's right put it on or stay home you piece of [ __ ] well i'm proud of her look at that not only does she have the mask on correctly but she's got a homemade face shield that seems to be doing its job well uh not exactly how i'd get married but then again your wedding's not really my business is it i'm glad you're happy now that's a mailbox if i do say so myself oh disgusting loafers get it cats are usually a solid and a liquid at any given time they choose which one they're going to lean most towards at any given moment but they are both liquid and solid what is this is that like a little anime lamb what's going on where can i get one for me some people just have imaginations that run wild and i am incredibly envious you know ah perfect a grandma computer how cute is that whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay okay i will give you some more food please put it down i get the joke but i don't know about that anyway guys i'm not sure here i'm a little on the fence with this one oh look at that king you know what he's so cute he gets to move anywhere as many spaces as he wants mmm alphabet cereal kinda corny cereal quit it whatever you're not supposed to clean your keycaps with milk wow talk about dangerous you might want to think about getting a doormat there friend okay we got a couple slices of bread he's cutting it up he's welding them together with the heat from his hand did this guy just perform surgery on a couple pieces of bread so that he could properly eat his hot dog because if so if that's indeed what i am looking at with my own two eyes right now that's wildly innovative and he deserves a nobel peace prize i'm so tired can you just put the grilled cheese in my hands please i can't move i i don't know what to say what the hell i can hear this room oh god the sound is awful wow fancy too bad it's not going to last more than a week and a half in that terrain see there's a realistic one oh yes hello excuse me mr elephant i wasn't done cooking yet can you get your nose out of the food please well actually kind of impressed you were able to keep it on top of that thing without it slipping off the side so a plus for you i guess just clean up after yourself oh that's gonna be annoying as hell to get back out of there wow you too jimmy neutron god dude became such a douche after he got to college ah there it is an absolute internet classic that dog will forever be a legend oh wow that's actually pretty nifty you don't see it break like that very often at all okay i've never really truly played that game but i would hang this up in my house anywhere i was told that is really cool oh come on let him stop balancing the oranges and feed him he's done his work wow what in the hell were these made for no really i want to know what these are made for because they were not for fighting oh okay we need to go to a different bar no no absolutely no way in hell anybody successfully drove this car with that dining room chair in there i mean look at that the steering wheel would snap your legs and don't even tell me that you could spread them and somehow still touch the freaking pedals ooh i think we might need a repair team out here asap just spitballing on that one though oh my god that is the buffest gecko ever to exist looks like lou ferrigno's poop i've got a sneaky suspicion that this isn't what it looks like in the real world again just like before i'm just spitballing here i don't really know it's actually kind of nice they put some effort into having it blend a little bit into the wall oh what a way to go at least it was quick no thanks i don't really feel like eating chocolate shaped like my internal organs well don't you look nice seriously i do feel bad for some people this bird can find abroad that fits but i know plenty of folks that have to shop for days to find one that can fit you know as a kid i thought that seemed like a good idea at first and then i really thought about it and realized just how awful that would be he looks kind of like the bundle of sticks you can buy from ikea why does he look so concerned it's just peanut butter my guy calm down it's gonna be fine well this is why i don't like thanksgiving alright danny trejo and anime that's it just anime that's who she is yo let's all be real for just one second you know damn well we would all watch a machete anime when in doubt try something you know damn well isn't even remotely going to work and waste everybody's time i don't see how driving around with this guy in your car benefits you in any way but whatever makes you happy i guess is this fan art of course it is as long as you're a fan it's fan art man now make sure you get us some more huh and on that really strange note we've come to the end of 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Length: 11min 49sec (709 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 26 2020