r/Memes | you need to run.

i'm pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world the front page is now made up of over 90 recycled content never before have i been so offended by something i 100 agree with hey how's it going ladies and gents welcome back to mk it's me your host robin and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash memes the absolute purest of all of the subreddits i'm just kidding it's absolutely not pure at all let's get in there shall we my mask hiding my acne my mask causing my acne how often are you guys washing your masks 6am after pulling an all-nighter 11 [Laughter] teacher what is the opposite of antibiotic me uncle biotic you deserve a slap for that dude phoenix birds after getting old and die oh no anyway oh my god huh i forgot that that guy was once young memes aren't real art excuse me it's time to back up this car we have some words to exchange i am the best cliffhanger no i am amateurs what was that punk to be continued oh look at the fluffy little freaky wait wait no no you son of a [ __ ] spartans when a three-year-old can't bench-press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 seconds well let's be honest if a baby can't do that how are they useful at all we should have been doing this with all of our babies a long time ago i mean i wouldn't have made the cut either but that's fine with me link glides into battle [ __ ] flies into battle mewtwo teleports into battle mario hey there he is break her bed not her heart okay i'ma beat the crap out of your bed dude mom in a movie cook's the most elaborate breakfast ever her kids take one bite gotta go love you mom me hungry af visible frustration that's gotta be the least realistic thing i've ever seen in any movie or show or whatever who the hell does that you bet your ass i'm gonna be late to wherever i'm going because i'm not going to stop eating dobby is the worst thing to happy to harry potter so far watching chamber of secrets right now this is how i felt when you started showing up in mr beast videos [Laughter] one nation under god zilla that was very cash money of you so you like cats he asked me if i like cats that was the first thing he said to me i could have asked if he liked birds but i didn't conspiracy theorists they faked the moon landing with cgi cgi in 1983 i don't know if anybody would count that as cgi that just looks like standard old crappy compositing you want a better comparison go look at tron the sound of the chips i'm eating the sound of the video i am watching well the video isn't in your freaking skull but those chips definitely are hercules chops one of hydra's heads off hydra oh no anyway anyway biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds help nature in two ways by planting trees and killing yourself i see this as an absolute win it is it is 100 an absolute win ebola i affected 18 countries sars i affected 29 countries coronavirus me does nothing with knives or sharp objects my freaking finger somehow yeah i wake up with cuts all over myself what the hell's going on normal dads good night dad good night sweetie me as a dad it's better clock you best be sleeping okay dad i'm more deaf no i'm more deaf [Laughter] cats descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet also cats oh please god tell me this image is altered in some form his eyes are far too big they are oh they are creeping me out will you press the button your ding dong will grow 5 inches but you will lose the ability to speak mario says why would anyone do that to give up one of your senses to just look a little more attractive unbelievable luigi says oh oh i see a good dye manufacturer puts dye in your die so when your dye dies you have a new die die manufacturers several nurses at a main hospital are pregnant at the same time oh no oh that is not gonna bode well that's quite a bit of your staff to suddenly lose for maternity leave especially nurses dragon right so what's my role shrek riders you freaking donkey i heard you like leonardo drinking memes no i don't really care dude is a gender-neutral term that is 100 correct and if you don't agree you're wrong hey seth i have an idea for an awesome new show sounds exciting what's it about it's about a lovable idiot with a hot wife a loser son a daughter who hates him a comically sized sadist and a non-human best friend i genuinely can't believe this man had three identical shows running at the same time on the same network bravo the man is a genius also out of these three american dad has always been superior me about to comment something i think is funny top comment is what i was gonna say it's not that we're dumb or unfunny it's that we're just not fast enough you gotta live life at the speed of the internet kid gamer kid freaking die trash you suck at this game you freaking scrub me an adult trying my best after a hard day at work will mobile gaming erase console and pc gaming everybody with a brain there was never a chance absolutely never a chance what do you do i'm an astrophysicist okay i'm a gemini this guy i am dead inside well he wasn't dead before he is now nose i just typed nose with my nose oh well now you try with a different part of your body one sec finger sometimes my genius is almost frightening mom you're a girl you should like girly things me okay gets a girlfriend listen here you little [ __ ] old lady excuse me young man me i have a grandma me after guessing the password of my own email we are anonymous we are legend expect us we come i created a happy thumbs up boy cause we all deserve happiness and new templates that is very true i appreciate this thank you very much girls on insta trying to show their ass and face in the same picture oh man i hate this one i miss january when our only worries were world war iii me too kid me too pilots report seeing a guy in a jet pack at 3 000 feet above los angeles the pilot i gotta get one of those no you don't no you don't keanu reeves has been secretly donating millions to children's hospitals for years our expectations were very high but holy the first person who finds any supposed real dirt on keanu reeves will probably be publicly executed for even questioning his integrity streamer dies in game keyboard please don't kill me i have a wife and 87 keys you know i've broken three controllers in my lifetime but i've never been able to break a keyboard or a mouse the i won't kill you but your hospital bills will gang oh why shout out to whoever made this laze bag serial number eight zero four three zero zero zero one six two this crap is full to the max impossible yeah there's no way i believe it uh uh aquaman watermail liquid person i identify most with liquid person wait i'm a talking tree and you will dialogue wow just wow that right there is peak dad comedy holy god that was beautiful what are the mario bros views on identity thefting mario says you can do the replacement if he's locked in your basement luigi says where am i where's luigi mcdonald sucks screw off barbara we are very sorry about nick's actions and we have let him go please contact us for a free coupon john from hr nick my man is gonna mess you up lol just because he beats you doesn't mean he knows how to fight hello 9-1-1 i need to report a massacre be like the mandalorian never take off your mask in front of others this is the way this is the way i guarantee you we wouldn't have any problem with people wearing their masks 24 7 if we all looked like the mandalorian alright not saying my ex is fat but my memory foam mattress bed took a year to forget her me man screw 20 20. at least we didn't all die in 2012 like the mayan said the mayans who misro 2012 for 2021 oh man that joke got so old so goddamn fast constipated woman lost 10 years of memory after straining too hard on the toilet me coming out of the chipotle bathroom i have no memory of this place beth aged 18. don't do meth do beth don't mind if i do millennials after getting through three major economic crises and a few dozen catastrophic events all before hitting 35 the world i grew up in is incredibly scary the flash exploring the multiverse dr strange exploring the multiverse spider-man exploring the multiverse the smart kids who actually studied me and my friend trying to remember our names ah this one's trying a little too hard here bro do you know newton's second law i'm a science student bro not a law student gathered concern i don't think your friend's gonna make it magician guess guesses your card correctly people in the 1200s so let's learn how to tie a noose let's crush him with rocks how i scroll through my reddit with y'all nasty sinners and you're not safe for work posts random country finds oil usa is for me yes i think it for me what are the mario bros views on selling organs mario says luigi says wow this is a lot of money mom why did you pause the movie me alright i would never sleep with a muslim pork is haram for us anyways holy crap you freaking killed her dude well she was kind of asking for it florida man dirts his hands with peanut butter and punches neighbors allergic to nuts fatal toxins 100 increased poison damage oh man did he uh did he go to jail for that please look at this puppy don't mind if i do come here give me a little kiss you cute munchkin freak expected college life actual college life this ramen is my girlfriend well look let's be honest if you expected the image above you deserve the image below me entering reddit again seriously ah no stop it remember movies buy rich people for poor people opera buy rich people for rich people theater by poor people for rich people memes by poor people for poor people memes are the gateway to the liberation of the masses the revolution has begun i like your glasses i'm afraid they're not for sale virginity is cool remain pure whoa whoa don't talk about my boy moss like that god damn it mom clean your room me it's my room it's my house then go clean it hispanic moms i think any mom would beat the crap out of you justifiably so australian young dad almost made his child blind andrew a 28 year old father couldn't stop his kids crying so he poured no tear shampoo directly into his eyes i really oh man i really really hope that that's not true because ooh that is [ __ ] disgusting i'm so shy no i am amateurs what was that punk dad on a road trip it was a mistake stopping at the gas station it'll cost us three more hours of traffic just for a couple of snacks also dad five minutes later this one i can't really relate to me why are you so sad my 17 year old it just hit me that there will never be another snow day what do you mean we have zoom now we'll always be able to go to school the magic of a snow day is over oh oh well that that sounds like a you problem i haven't been to school in years my socks every other piece of my outfit this is the most accurate one so far scam caller your son just got hit by a car and now he's in the hospital 17 year old me oh no is he gonna die cool man how come i never get fun scam callers that i can screw with like this don't kill that spider in your house it's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment the spider who wrote this hello well this crap going bang four horsemen of things you will probably never get to stand on ooh why would i want to stand on the white house that thing could crumble underneath you at any time it's very dangerous not studying studying me not understanding anything anyway how to calm a baby step one gently rebuke chill out dude you're making a scene step two offer a beverage oh terribly sorry i have no idea what came over me this tea has such a lovely aroma having your temperature checked how it is how it feels your temperature [ __ ] two plus two times four oh b4 flat earth society the earth is flat question everything after tide removes the crap out of your clothes wife so how's the new patio coming along me okay so promise you won't get mad i don't think anybody in their right mind would get mad at that that's just fantastic vote for todd 2020 he likes cheese i've seen enough take my vote my mom three hours after telling me to clean my room me playing with toys i haven't seen in 20 years are you sure you want to fast travel to this location the third person cameraman who has to get there before me shout out to the real g's am i right i'll do anything for you let's never vaccinate our children all right time to start fresh i'm sure he broke up with me because i'm ugly oh no don't say that you're beautiful he broke up with you because you put me on a vegan diet when everyone is vibing at home but you hear your mom drive up and you know the atmosphere of the fun and relaxation is about to end seems like everybody grew up in fantastic environments huh me 2020 can't surprise me now vin diesel with hair i don't like it the movie volume during important dialogue the movie volume during a music scene no not during music during everything else car drives by oh you're deaf now i understand all of the audio engineers and editors and so on and so forth mixing these movies to be more quote unquote cinematic but can y'all stop it's really annoying distant relative you've grown up a lot me to my parents who the hell is this [ __ ] z is just a sideways n please stop zoe the part of my room that's visible in a zoom call the rest of my room where the hell do you live man seriously too many of y'all living in creepypastas it's kinda freaky made some mk fan art i usually watch mk when i draw you've got the best channel ever and all i have to say is i hope you keep drawing while watching and on that lovely note ladies and gentlemen we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure you get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

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Views: 1,681,170

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Id: dTok1vYShP0

Length: 15min 43sec (943 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 04 2020