r/Madlads | ABSOLUTE INSANITY

hey Dad can you text me who's Joe it's for me I should have pulled out a jomama dad yeah funny guy what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash mad lands airline tells lady her luggage is 2 kilograms of her weight limit she proceeds to wear at two point five kilograms worth of clothes because you can't stop her and she's gonna do exactly what she wants when she wants I love that energy don't to get a haircut Twitter decides which air could I get must be epic and Grande's like I get the beats fade and this champion Ian just goes thank you for choosing my hair cut to it I'm feeling very confident right up to the barber today I want the beats by dre how do you ask for that that's what I want to know and what kind of barber goes okay he wanted it that's that's my one and only question in this world is which which hairdresser okayed it just before I die I'm a swallow a bag of popcorn kernals to make the cremation a bit more interesting the funds love him a fun-loving guy organizing one more joke before I finally kicked the bucket a man named nobody ran for mayor claiming nobody tells the truth I trust him I trust that guy with my life we're not even joking neither I really do minecraft but the beaches are extremely polluted that's that's awful can you take that can you pick the things up - I wouldn't say the moss is pollution that's just grass that's biodegradable but like the trip wire hooks in the glass the same can't do nothing with that oh man it's all it's everywhere - that's terrible Hey urban cheating on me with Joe oh-ho crap who told you oh wait this is before I mean who's Joe Jim mama [Music] brah your air pod was tasty it's in the small intestine already it's made its way down he didn't even chew on it he's swole my man swallowed an air pod hole and just said yummy and somehow this air pod has made it all the way down to that gonna dissolve properly oh I could imagine how it's gonna feel dissolving yucky bear breaks in the Colorado house plays the piano but not very well hey he's trying his best okay you think Pooh Bear has played piano lessons out in the woods none he's gonna go inside someone's house and do it okay so yeah he's not gonna be Elton John the first go through but he's doing his best in 1847 Robert Liston performed an amputation in 25-second pauper aging so quickly that he accidentally amputated his assistants finger as well both the patient had an assistant later died of sepsis and a spectator reportedly died of shock resulting in the only known surgical procedure with a 300 percent mortality rate he's just doing his job hey yo me and my girlfriend broke up cuz I like Fabio pigs in a row that means you my girl now give me your number there's no rules you're like five cakes in a row that that's that's all that's what it counts that's what I was about baby another dating troll immediately enter tweeting associate buy a bus at the pedestrian crossing I've been in a coma for eight years I woke up two months ago it's good to be back troll saying every curse word in the English language well that's not the power of positivity miss dude's a WWE fan to the max - you see that he's got so many PO that's really cool he's got all those backlash poster posters of backlash the weird this is a weird thing to make fun of I'm sorry I just I'm just not like backlash you're a weird guy okay very marvellous one kindergartner makes 911 Ives through red light Oh irony I already know the replies on this gonna be sometimes they really do be your own son why he's got the cheekiest smile on him to use like yeah you know exactly what I did let me out it's for good dark in here I Shiro bursts in the laughter when pre-recorded message of dead man calling out from his coffin displayed I I would do something like that that's funny I like that I have mine have like bumps on the coffin or something like you play like knocks from the coffin we're trying to figure out how to change already using him and accidentally delete your account happens all the time all right well who posted do it happened to him again if you found out you have one day left what would you do with it say goodbye and mend my friendships something illegal accept my fate I would message 10 people on Facebook seeing if they didn't for the message of 10 people I would die tomorrow Tim that's why you're my favorite this is Robbins right please do not touch glass I'm doing it are you gonna dubbed by touching the glass still use the laser engraver for non-work-related purposes uses laser engraver for non-work-related purpose management laser engrave surprise Pikachu a Japanese ninja history student who handed in a blank paper was given a top mark after her professor realized her essay was written in invisible ink that's that's funny I like that that's 200 IQ fright in an essay especially about that topic should have gotten the top mark I love it it's an eventful day at work it guys glued himself on top of a plane at London City Airport just across from me he's not going off either man arrested for putting fake arrows of the floor in Ikea and creating a labyrinth with no exit that's the backrooms baby hey if you had to describe yourself in five words what would they be rule-breaker he's a bad boy all right my husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking at poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher he's been fixing it for the past two hours how does he not know there's an issue though like okay hold on cuz that confuses my brain if there's a water leakage you could find that pretty quickly so you're he's married to an idiot that's all he can't find the leak wow guy job is the guy who pokes the holes and the Cheerios might screw around leave one without a hole gonna wash this company crumble to the ground might do it we'll see alright I got fired he walked in with just a loose set of chair legs then he got down took the seat top out of his bag and assembled a full wooden stool in the middle of the train I mean ain't nothing wrong with that he needed a place to sit he got a place to sit I was a dad I drove myself home dude don't even try denying it what I drove you home will you drove with a paper plate I thought that was a dream idiot if you see our /good fake texts I will personally strangle your mother aw - good fake texts oh no it's the bot bot doesn't have a mom hey welcome to the pullover 45 times in one day Halloween costume scaring people left right front and center took fifty four days and walked one thousand one hundred and sixty point 99 kilometers but I finally drew hats and a Miku or the GPS map you spent what nearly two months doing that here at your mind bud ah I did a skip head day in the matter that actually did it what a legend he's got a giant knee he's built like Bowser from the Super Mario Brothers movie I love it way no no no no not Bowser hold on was it Bowser that was really didn't know was the goombas right was it Bowser or the goombas why do I not remember this I think it was goombas actually you know I hate when I make a joke and in fact check my own joke and disappoint myself it's a Goomba he's built like a Goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie thank you guys please watch my TI to go to the store four thousand people just making sure this dude's tea is intact I love that that's the community come on growling you're out of cows they really believe it I don't know who cannot like this I'm the bald guy world record first youtube comment to ever hit 1 million likes we did it gamers stay on the right path even if you have to walk alone hey yeah that's the left path buddy so what do we stay in miss information what are you done no one will ever be as wild as Jon Arbuckle hey Garfield come here I'm sleeping with my socks on tonight life is a guess when you live with a crazy man like Jon well lad tells us that he will uppercut Santa if he keeps him on the naughty list he's got a face full of theory - he's ready I won't give shot to the old one - I'll do it life should be a black screen so my mom thinks our Internet is bad in upgrades I hope she upgraded that internet playboy that's that you're hustling out there I appreciate that about you pictured boy becomes living magnet after getting massive electric shock from street lamps he now magneto look at him he is the new he magnet boy he's real warning this guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for 100 pounds he wanted to see it working first and asked if you'd do a little laundry after he finished he said let me go get my money got in his car and drove away with his clean clothes that's a hustle that's a hustle we did it the car roll population is son billion six hundred ninety-six million nine hundred sixty nine thousand four hundred and twenty that's like three sixty nine and a four twenty hey you okay pal would you just cover him to your own post mad Ladd award after award after award she just broke up with me dude what it's a man that sucks II get it fifteen screenshots and I'll do it I only check the screenshots mom do it you get one hundred dollars every time you reject it for anything dating money favors what do you need to make money thanks random people for $100 either they'll give me a hundred bucks or they won't meaning I'll get a hundred dollars it's a foolproof plan my mother always said she'd come to my first red carpet isn't this the guy yes the guy who's like does all the polite stuff that's funny it's really funny and harsh typhoon that is hitting Japan this man is still working out to build his muscles cuz the grind never stops looking at the audio peak that is one massive clap look at me go my hands can do some damage baby oh yeah excuse oh dude it's myth dude okay hold on I love men missus like straight up myth is one of my favorite streamers I love that guy please Smith teach me how to play fortnight excuse me mr. musk but I think it's important to state that I actually lost my virginity after playing fortnight oh no Ellen's going to say online doesn't count papa Elan just smacks him down to I can't pick a winner here I love these guys I just realize I did a hard plug for myth but you know what I love that guy naked man attempts to board flight at Moscow Airport claims nudity make some more aerodynamic sick yeah nice awesome sweet you don't have to be more aerodynamic when you're in the plane idiot this steam game is recommended and listen my guys got 10,000 hours on record it's okay I guess how about how many how many days is that 10,000 hours in two days that's a whole year and then some wow it's kind of gross actually a lie that's that's actually pretty yucky our son has some a break from his a-levels so we thought he should get an internship and go out in the real world instead just playing his online games all day so he got an internship at a gaming company as a game tester and now he's playing online games all day improvise adapt overcome dude love you orange make the best videos in orange sucks you know I would say a bad word to you but I'm not old enough and my mom said that need to be 14 to swear and I'm nine five years pass and he says screw yo cat love her just didn't care bro he remembered it dude the color orange is named after the fruit Elan is just going in on this huh there's also no word in English that rhymes with orange you know what about door hinge what about door hinge I got rickrolled by a QR code the QR code was on the back of a shirt I had owned for two years that's the long con baby I was just a McDonald's and this lady behind me honked at me and flipped me off because I was taking too long to order so I paid for her food when I got to the second window to get my food I showed them both receipts and took her food too I paid for it it's mine damn damn that's one way to do a baby uh are you sitting like grandmom pictures of your wiener no why see for yourself man I screw you pal pigeon poops portrait of itself on a leaf it's cute that's kind of cute this pigeons an artist it's an artiste what is your greatest wish Johnny I just want to punch God in the face in your lifetime you'll get in and out of cars an even number of times unless you die in a car crash born in a car well you're still in and out of the car aren't you wait no he only out of the car whoa a former Power Ranger has been using his stuntman training to rob homes in Japan and can you blame him when you have that kind of training in you're in hard times gotta make ends meet my brother got a text from a scammer so he spoiled endgame for them that's unforgivable it's not even a mad lie that's just a dark a dark man a dark evil twisted man successful people of reddit what is your secret huh I'm not telling you there's the secret to our success damn he even deleted his account to prevent people from finding out his success through his posts completely use up a diamond hoe and then reevaluate your life choices because that's serious dedication I often daydream about winning the Powerball and buying the licensing rights to friends just to edit out the lab tracks then releasing it back to the public free so everyone could finally understand how freakin unfunny that crappy TV show actually aids someone should count these first you might so bunch of Kobe's for us 627 you're welcome thirty minutes of time damn what is that what is all that anyway did you know an Australian man typed every number from 1 to 1 million in words not numbers on this typewriter it took him 16 years what an odd thing to do have a smoke outside the pub last night so I'm doing the wheelchair said why do you smoke when y'all have to I looked at him and asked why the hell you wearing shoes you gotta wear I'm walkin and not a future post from user YouTube underscore Sharky I've no I hope I said that right I fear not I made with pen it has the logo of the big boy in his favorite shirt he looked close enough well there's the big boy here's the hey is the shirt but he got us you know normally I don't do this but since he did get us you guys with that out with you you got him give him a cheeky cheeky bit of a hug and a high-five Sharky even I've know on on YouTube we do we have the screenshot right here we found your channel dummy we found your channel I'm gonna watch this video that's making breakfast burritos one I'm gonna give you a my official review on that on my personal account and that's gonna do it for our slash man Lots if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Views: 3,882,742

Rating: 4.9393549 out of 5

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Id: yPXLwSGm1AA

Length: 14min 34sec (874 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 21 2019