r/Technicallythetruth | they're right i guess?

hello bro you good at math right hi yes I'm good if I cut the cake into three pieces each piece will be 0.333 of the main piece right correct okay if we multiply three by 0.333 we get two zero point two nine nine nine so will they happen to the point zero zero one you will find it on the knife oh thanks you're welcome [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash technically the truth the Grayson just asked at ten is a big number what do I tell them cuz like ten dollars is a lot of dollars but ten murders is a lot of murders is there actually something wrong with you why context is important and Michael's got a point do we get at least ten likes on this video to show Grace and that it is a big number chefs of Reddit what do you make when you're drunk about 1250 an hour I like that guy every cigarette you smoke take seven minutes off your student loan debt really this aged well nice Amazon that go frames glasses let's Alexis sit on your face I mean that's correct technically but the way you worded it I have several questions I want to know who the the social media guy behind your account is my dad an electrician asked for a new wire stripper for Christmas so I made a mess you would get a kick out of that I presume that's funny that's solid hey when a bad spelling of notebook night dd4l I get it what do we put for the cause of death health complications but he was beheaded it really complicates oneself doesn't it if you are what you eat does that mean cannibals are innocent people you know it japanese carpentry japanese carpentry is carpentry in japan and that's the entire article it ends right there . you know clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something why are you hitting yourself it's a proven fact that criminals commit less crime after they've been shot so go ahead and load that gun buddy you want to stop crime don't ya there will be no zombie apocalypse he made all dead bodies and hey you're onto something there like that mom neighbor told the Coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many can see ants and he said he just goes to the children gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying don't hate me for being rad III listen drugs do not ruin your career drug tests do hmm Fork three catwalk one Rock my favorite utensils almost cool when you were young but isn't cool now are empty cop cars are just scarecrows for people and you know what they're effective the end is near guy is so tiny look at him hey addy bran how do I get 50% off my next order I'm not easy try ordering half as much big one fig - hey that one's half done I just watched a movie where our man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled any twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled book it was great huh sounds good what was the movie Finding Nemo I might based me with the Gulf playing in my mouth any chance you can make it look like my french tie got a shelf no doubt German Shepherd German Shepherd what did they have in common the German shepherds he died of natural causes mr. Romanov you kicked him off a roof gravity is natural I nearly 12 but it's smarter than average twelve-year-old half a 12 year olds are smarter than the average 12 year old whale jumps out of nowhere during sightseeing tour he's actually home you came out of nowhere what if I told you you read the title wrong oh I did what I have told you now what actually got me I'm 14 what are you doing on an NSF W question then I don't go to work hey wait a minute he's right this sentence is in all caps nice how do you call yourself Muslim and dressed like this I'm not dressed mean yeah you're in the pool I would assume maybe at least like a bikini or something but nothing I mean hey do you know probably at Japan fix this road in two days how many days would your country take why would my country want to fix Japan's roads you know what fair enough most of people claim to be Jesus first century all the way to the 21st in the first century is Jesus the founder of Christianity how to remove and kill tick kill yourself ticks require feeding from a host to survive over the host dies the tick will not have a nourishment will soon starve 200 IQ date September 30th period there you go magician I can make anything disappear magician I can make disappear do you want to see a picture of my boob oh hell yes there is my boob best man I know we just ate why are you making pancakes sir for the dogs why are you making pancakes for the dogs well if you don't know how you only need to March bro you're literally the freakin guy in charge today we march for our planet for our kids and for their future I just wanted to be I just want to get out of the house for a day really you matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light then you energy we meet people by accident hey it's true they did putting mental health before my education is a great idea until it affects my education which affects my mental health which affects my education which affects my mental health this is how a needle looks under a microscope hey thanks for showing me that this is what a microscope looks like under a pencil Tim thanks for showing me that microwave a microwave is the head chef at Olive Garden's and God he does a good job how tall is Danny DeVito well he's point zero zero zero seven nine three seven nautical miles tall if you never did this you had no childhood don't expose me like that man she's 14 age is just a number you know what else is a number what nine-one-one gross my boyfriend came over right what happened so he asked my mom why you couldn't go him I mean if we've been together for over two years and she says you understand when you have a daughter and he said how am I supposed to have a daughter if you don't me go in the room I'm done woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water do you want to take it she says it's not a liquid 200 IQ Siri you need to do a better job at understanding me I'll make a note of that yeah make a note of that noted note of that NSFW oh and it is he standard on that desk chair do you need to stop that his foots all at the top of the headrest you're gonna fall over you're gonna break something and the workers not going there's no compensation for that man doctor Enderlin veterinarian slash taxidermist either way you get your dog back it's all I wanted ask my gf to buy me a two pack of socks as you came back with these I would wear those those are sick I'd have all eyes on me get it what are you back on your feet miss two car payments and you'll be back on your feet in a jiffy car pulls only two or more persons per vehicle okay look he's got a hearse two or more 3756 ships out of roughly fifty three thousand ships that exist worldwide ships wise alone that's a pretty significant percentage roughly seven point zero nine percent can you add more decimal points please seven point point point point point oh nine percent yeah what even is atheism oh it's easy it's a nonprofit organization but don't Shh how to start a religion step one go out to the desert step two step three prophets poems about the communism are too funny unless everyone gets them yeah I get it girls who was in the meddle expectation but the reality is look at them listening to that metal guys I found out what the past tense of remove is I get it wait hold on you've seen punishes bad people in hell doesn't that make Satan good I'm freakin dead well Abraham Lincoln is to even cry he's even crying if you could be shot anywhere on your body where would you choose the head no I mean where would you be shot to feel the least amount of pain haha I got you the head shoutout to my grandpa because that's the only way you can hear parking reserved for green vehicles and there he is the greenest vehicle actually what did someone say or do that left you speechless shut up that skeleton is amazing I wonder how tall it is at least six feet yeah right about that teacher there are five senses me I can see sounds you can't see sounds then what is this exactly you stupid idiot what a real Star Wars fan looks like I get it goes like the blades in the yeah I get it that's that's a good Star Wars joke man I support people's choice to street race because it's a victimless crime until they t-boned a family van full of kids killing the entire family no no no no no that Street crashing which I'm very against get it right Rob in Sweden is forbidden by law to be a criminal tap on the screen get it cuz it's a tap I'm not like most teens I'm in my 40s oh you're not even a teen nice name thanks I got it for my birthday really I got mine for Christmas have you ever woke up pretty sad like nothing even happened but you're still somehow still sad yeah my therapist said that's depression chief three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but nothing to light them with so they throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter oh I'm a dumb man I was thinking about that for a hard minute where are you from well my mother's vagina no way really I'm from the same that's Bad's a bad job that's a really bad joke what are the common traits of highly intelligent people Oh easy high intelligence I gotta answer that for you easy peasy millionaires aren't self-made men trans men are self-made men that's a fact jack two guys with a banner okay who's gonna be my homie with the banner I want what they have it's a cucumber you get about the store idiot wanted a man has been stealing wheels of police cars police are working tirelessly to catch up because they have no wheels I bet he's thinking about another woman it's way too freakin bright in here to sleep yeah look at his face how's the face of a man who can't catch no Z's it's weird how it's socially acceptable to put someone else's genitals in your mouth but eating either eat off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a freakin double standard well my genitals weren't off the floor okay it wasn't you don't know it's been on that floor I'll tell you everything that's been on oh that is insane that's a dead goat wonder how long it took for him to die Wow its whole life why didn't you tonight how easy curse crab am new to know thanks with great power comes great electricity bill that's true man to whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you you have my word every day machine is a smoke machine if you operated wrong enough you should think they see it easy through factoids and before we end off this video let's feature a post from our /mk by user Orleans nine-nine fan art for our boy Damian ok you got it you even got it down to where like port Sam I heard it in Bleach all the way right so he's got like the blonde I really like that you also got my eyebrows on point this is very accurate this is true attention to detail I love this thank you so much and that's gonna do it for our slash technically the truth if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content every single thing as always 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Length: 11min 53sec (713 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 09 2019

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