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what won't make it to 2021 2020 oh god I really really hope it won't user J t071 says I made this the other day for Robin I know I can't draw but I'm trying to get better and I thought this was good practice nine layers all together ah that looks fantastic though and little secret that's exactly what I actually looked like when doing this show hello everybody welcome back to m'kay I'm your host Robin and today we're gonna be taking a nice close look at our slash technically the truth you know what it is it's the best kind of truth around technically without much further ado let's jump right on in there shall we if you look closely you'll see Jake Gyllenhaal is not listed in the credits for Captain America's Civil War this was because he was not in the movie are you sure about that though I mean everything is a UFO if you're bad at identifying things that's very true a lot of people forget that UFO doesn't mean flying saucer it literally means an object that hasn't been identified yet extra-credit oh I love this part two points each question I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old what am I the answer is osteoporosis victim kid how much does a good telescope cost two point five billion dollars USD that's right my friend you want to look at Mars from your backyard you better have the money to do it bud this hobby ain't for Schmucks there's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator only a fraction of people will find this funny oh I love math jokes guys if you couldn't tell they are the best oh so you like math named every number dude gay hexes on it look that you just got schooled hayla dine only humans will understand this I cannot understand I am NOT human I am a meat popsicle traditional Japanese carpentry doesn't use nails or nunchucks nunchucks are Chinese probably why they aren't used in traditional Japanese carpentry that would explain it wouldn't it Trump is not my president neither was Obama actually I live in Germany boy oh boy I do love our / teenagers popping up here what screams I'm insecure HTTP colon backslash backslash oh my god I can't believe it it's an unsecure connection what's easier done then said being quiet if only people truly understood that what's the most not-safe-for-work thing you've ever done stood on an office chair man you're really playing with death with that one huh to be fair there hasn't been a school shooting in America for a couple weeks now turns out we didn't have to get rid of the guns to solve the problem just the school's man man oh man leave it to us pretending a pandemic isn't real to finally slowed down murdering children am i right ladies and gentlemen america seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of Corona by keeping the first one going not out he's got a bun yeah that's right ladies and gentlemen we never left the first wave our worse days are ahead it's funny they call them unidentified flying objects I could identify them right away those are UFOs nah select my man I'm gonna punch you no sex before marriage say it after me me it what's your solution for racism don't be racist well if that ain't technically the truth Disney teaches you to hate your stepmom where brazzers has a different approach completely yeah more people like that second approach for sure I mean just imagine how Cinderella would have gone if it followed the brazzers approach huh if your username is the answer what's the question what's your username oh shut up she what's wrong me every see in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently I don't like that at all you good yeah why what's up I thought I heard something loud drop that was my shirt your shirt fell and made that noise well yeah I was inside of it choose a username already taken well we're sorry that username is already taken well yeah that much is obvious you're gonna help me out here or what cutting tennis balls in half lets you store up to two more balls saving you a lot of space it's safer to fall from ten miles high than from the tenth floor because on average you'll live longer I'm gonna stop you right there really I'm gonna stop you right there what's that supposed to represent the ground are you eating healthy yes today I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole bread Wow let me see Oh WTF no no no come on he's right he's right in the same way that a Domino's employee is handling transactions for a multi-billion dollar company on a daily basis jujitsu noun the gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them or involuntary yoga it's the real Batman I can't believe he finally showed his face again it has been a year since this guy has been around ok can't wait for this one to go to protests what's dangerous to forget your parachute you don't need a parachute to skydive you just need a parachute to skydive twice hold your finger okay got it what do I do now alright Samsungs is getting real awkward been here for a little too long you know what's my next instruction this is the first year I'm going to Fiji do two cove at 19 I usually don't go because I'm poor you're gonna be a lot more poor when you come back home with Cove in 19 and then can't afford the hospital bill if you could explain the sound of tinfoil being unraveled through text what would it say tin foil crumbling noises Wow lot of imagination in you JJ Aurora wild imagination what is something supernatural you've experienced that you can't explain I try to tell you but I wouldn't be able to explain it whomp-whomp that was good I left my job today I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me What did he say you're fired well Chelsea did Fedora Jergens yeah you usually can't continue to work at a place after that you say that yes technically the truth is that what I think it is no it's a horseshoe no why are you so afraid of the truth look they're not the only one afraid of the truth so am I get that out of here man girl I like a guy who loves using toys during sex me rolls hot wheels across her titties she got what she wanted I don't understand what the problem is I know a certain somebody that would bring out transformers you know what I'm saying or maybe will reenact terminator with my action figures this man in the gym just proposed and she said no well that didn't work out hopefully they still will I mean they're at the gym they might as well England's oldest living man says the key to reaching a hundred and eleven is to avoid dying no see the real key to reaching 111 is to find a special ring of power somewhere in a dank dark cave and a mountain it is the only true way to reach eleventy one-years-old I think that French horn is out of tune it looks a little flat all right all jokes aside what the hell happen to this thing how do you accidentally run over your instrument of any kind I mean it looks like it was hit with a steamroller everyone check out my new $1,000 TV stand ah don't worry man you can return all of that for at least three dollars and 64 cents if you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan if you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan you are only a true fan if you are powered by electricity have multiple flat blades and spin around really fast I got so mad and then I laughed so hard teacher if Tim enters a race with four other people what's the probability of him winning me 50% how is it 50% he either wins or he loses listen here you little [ __ ] are you alcoholic we can help call two five six three three two eight seven or nine oh two nine nine nine nine three zero zero for liquor home delivery oh oh you got me there you son of a why is there a coyote on a bus because they can't drive and he's just living his life let him be Jesus no Z I thought it was fine to park here fine for parking ah you thought wrong idiot if no one paid taxes the government couldn't afford to stop us [Laughter] next create your community name are slash unemployed people that name isn't going to work I see this as an absolute win only 90s kids will get this one you telling me Julius Caesar who has been dead for well over seventy years made this salad technically you aren't wrong with that number but I just hate it if your kidnapper takes longer than 15 minutes to get gas then you're legally allowed to leave man never thought about it that way thanks a lot Daily Mail wants to be dominated will dominate you will ask you to be gentle Will Smith I just like to remind all the fellow weebs in the comments Chinese cartoon girls aren't real but Will Smith is the hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering oh oh when I met my boyfriend he was kind of transphobic so I never told him I was a trap instead I said I wanted to wait till marriage to have sex so he doesn't find out and he's a devoted Christian so he was happy with it he proposed to me last week and I said yes I don't know if this was a good idea anymore to be honest the unboxing video is going to be nuts what has four letters occasionally has 12 letters always has six letters but never has five letters no no he's got a point uh hey is this the stop taking things literally course yes please take a seat sure thing end with that folks we have come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this one consider dropping a like down below and if you really liked it why not get subscribed and click the Bell icon and until next time I'll catch you later [Music]

Channel: EmKay

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Id: E5GB9v9ekW8

Length: 11min 40sec (700 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 22 2020