r/Rareinsults | BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

I love crested geckos because we have the expression of an animal who has exactly one brain so that dings around their skull like a window screensaver oh I thought an adorable little guy [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien and today we're going through our slash rare insults a subreddit the knife browse quite often and so I'm sure I've seen some of these I'm sure some of these have popped up on my radar and I can't wait to read them all over again like the first time just a gentleman singing nothing to see here what do you guys say about that Amrish of food Ollie after keeping this song as alarm at 6 a.m. I started getting up at 5:30 a.m. you know at least that's a positive to take away from that like now he's getting up earlier so I guess in in a way his music changed your life baby-boomers did that thing where you leave a single squid tore the paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society you hear that Gretchen morontia change that roll change that roll Gretchen name of this band with 4 words or less my chemical dependence brothers from another sister 30 Seconds to jail for finger meth punch teenage mutant heroin addicts meth Italica crack street boys and my personal favorite Beavis and the butt heads roast me they said be there or be square and this dude didn't show up end up looking like minecraft Steve that is this that is such a squirt at such a young age too man's got the Joe Swanson jawline beardless Keanu Reeves looks like Spencer from icarly turning into Snape mid-transformation who does bad baby make music for girls who walked a mile in gym class while eating flamin hot cheetos and Cookie Monster pajama pants coming from Florida I know exactly what kind of girl they're talking about and they smell real bad too they smell like takis my friend is dating a guy named Blaine and I accidentally called him blaze which was her ex's name and she got really mad at me as if it's my fault that she exclusively dates guys to sound like Pokemon gym trainers nah she's got a guy named Brock and then she's gonna go off the deep end and did a guy named lieutenant Serge hey it's boob mates if character was judged by how you ah come on come on say words Damien say words if character was judged by how well you replaced the toilet paper roll you guys are doing summer between [ __ ] and [ __ ] on meth sorry mom lol roast me it says roast me in Braille oh poor guy oh man france's EU minister named sir cat brexit because he quote meow is loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the door okay Natalie the French always known her expertly dis people alright bro the gramma in this post has more arrows than a DNA string of a kid in hiroshima insane just like oh oh you know we brought him down here for pain and torture but uh you can't just say that man alright can we get him back on Earth I don't want him down here anymore he's he's scaring me it grosses me out no it's cats this is what people from bird box saw before they died I'd believe it he looks like a centaur and doesn't even have a horse body it doesn't have a horse body you're right about you know you're absolutely correct there is no horse body attached to that man Charlemagne looks like an 11 year old tried to draw two pack instead of thug life it's hug life for Charlemagne look at that shiny chrome dome on that man I think if I rubbed his bald head I get three wishes don't wear that crap to church you fat bra no one wants to see that and then it's a vomit emoji which probably sounds like something like that that's a bold statement from someone who looks like the entire cast of duck dynasty position what bucket and left it to ferment for 50 years how dare you say that to my face well I'd say it to you back what my calling has half a tank of gas no sit back down I made a funny joke the laugh tracks coming in what's the difference between America and yogurt if you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture we good can we get a bouns sound effect two hours oh that was a good one tweet did we get a rim shot please that was that is that what that's cold I don't know what the term for that pun sound is cold is that frickin discord light mode yes and I use reddit light mode - you're weak eyes are no match for mine you seek comfort in the dark like some foul Goblin well I I bathe in the splendor of the light like the godly being I am perish the donut shop owner looks like a homeless Jimmy Fallon after his late-night career went kaput guys been struggling it looks like a character Tommy Wiseau would play man breaks into a Burger King and drinks gallons of deep frying oil Oh mm-hmm now before we get to the actual like you know insult of that is this man medically okay I first of all how did no one catch him breaking in because he looks like the Boomer from left 4 dead 2 number 2 dude looks like school works house thanks Jekyll Barry five guys ed sheeran got hot he looks like a grilled cheese that fell in the dirt and Shirin with tattoos it's just not something I like seeing with that that whole body tattoo thing makes him look like a Soundcloud sad boy there are approximately 1 million 10300 words in the English language but I couldn't never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson it's a real quote my beard is like God why is he in the Fallout 4 character creation bathroom you look like someone who's still evolving thanks Nintendo oh hey another roast me if any guy would have finish on your face the makeup would dehydrate this enemies oh oh is that a monkey human family tree gains new member as scientists confirm missing link they found you cause what the hell come on man dude what the hell it's not funny man you know I'm sensitive about my family bro jeez damn Lemony Snicket what series of unfortunate events you've been through you ugly come in a little bit of explosives here I got a Triana Oh lemony snicket what series of unfortunate events you've been through you ugly ugly son of a gun it doesn't have the same impact dude you can't you can't this doesn't have the same punch honestly screw viruses they're not even alive they're just strands of Punk DNA that go around freaking us up normal and God here in life-forms you don't even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitted in RNA clump i'm sure i mispronounced one of those words the music is gay looks like you both have something in common if this gets are slash murder by words I want to be in the screenshot thanks skeleton touch her not every mild insult is a murder you skeleton molesting freak God really said and from nothing let there be a brother and created you s mhm dog what is up with there what did he look like Pixar characters get this out of here I didn't ask for dr. Seuss characters of real people grant was it and his young apprentice these guys look like some kind of zelda merchants that so you artichokes and pumpkins respectively welcome to Audion poems we got just what you crave yeah auntie gabe you'd caught in a gay strip club twenty thread with a spell Perle thought this would belong here this guy is so far in the closet ysucking some dacks to spell I hope your dad gets a speed boost next time he chases you with his belt I'll give this a year ain't that a throwback to an old meme human Kendal Roderigo Alvez it looks like some sort of master race super serum gun horribly wrong the og beds were better you can't argue so glad I grew up with this and not this I always dye my bed red before I sleep in an S mhm I just can't sleep in that ugly luck oh come on try again so Lodz a long list of words uh always dye my bed red before I sleep in it smh I just can't sleep in that ugly but hospital looking weird nah superior dude you're going too far in I'm just gonna skip all the words that were sense because there's no way I'm gonna be able to put them in there and still have some sort of punch charlie a straighten looked like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory what's up everybody its Keanu Reeves I can't do a critical thing price I can't do a impression of Charlie time to talk about sex my son so what do you want to know but dad looks like he's just been let out of the cellar for his daily slice of bread Oh [Laughter] kodak out here looking like the 0.1% of the germs that survive hand wash damn kylie jenner is officially the youngest self-made billionaire in history about a self-made as a dad's analogy Dafoe Dada my name is Matt James I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which makes the total number of girls I've made what this year Ted you know minus one I like it but in my opinion it would be better if you placed hands on both legs what on each then you can control how much you want them to connect I would say your mom should get that tattoo but it'll eggs never close enough for the fingers to touch oh that is fantastic if you ever wonder what having a brother is like what time you out 6:30 why because if you're dressed like a cat a day and you go to chick-fil-a you get a free meal and you're already Castle one and you're already a cow so I want you to come with me hmm us white girls who grew up with the Little Mermaid deserved a true to color Ariel Disney you made a huge mistake by hiring Halle Berry this is going in the trash I would criticize but I guess when your mother was at an empty store brand wine cooler bottle and your father was a set of dollar store truck nuts we have to take you as you are also its we white girls Becky as in we white girls got arrested for public intoxication behind the Arby's again and they say this time they may not let us do community service at the church with a good wife I love these sad face emoji that's really that that's a good one I mean look at him he looks like a Cohen manam was born in a sentient why does he look like a bully from it he looks like he smoked cigarette butts off the ground in the parking lot oh nice Mariah Carey beginning with I don't want a lot for Christmas and then revealing she wants you is such a good burn Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but he's trying to keep it a secret from everyone you okay there mark you okay there's suckster yeah I'm fine I'm fine just I'm just tired yeah you're bleeding from the arm that mark you know you get you got bit no no I didn't get bit yeah your skin's turning green me and fourth grade look under their friend underwear me you fool you absolute [ __ ] you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said I am a verbal magician and you my friend all right naive simpleton your family line deserves to die with you mm-hmm you you said underwear like what do we wear there are clothes you putz hahaha you don't you ever meet someone who's just the human form of crumbs in the bed yeah that's me what you want about it huh my brother is a freaking gremlin this mf'er looks like he runs on all fours up the stairs when his mom says the pizza rolls are done you know his mama goes hey Mikey the beats are off they're finished and he just skutters up like I smell pepperoni it just Scudders up on all fours I'm merely looking like a social worker ready to take you kid it's true she does she looks like one of those people who goes to a restaurant orders diet water she just can't have any carbs people who makes their minecraft house out of birch use light mode on Twitter good job trying to censor out no Popeyes profile idiot did man really land on the moon in 1969 or was it all publicity stunt hi there it would take a team of 300,000 engineers working for nearly ten years to design a vehicle to plumb the crushing depths of my disappointment in you right now and that brings us to the end of our slash rare insults and that's why it's one of my favorite sub reddits it's always a jolly old good old fun time for the whole family if you like the video over like down below and do you know what just between you and me how about you subscribe ok how about that subscribe it's free doesn't cost you anything that's right you heard me right not a single dime and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Length: 14min 41sec (881 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 30 2019