THE BEST OF r/MILDLYINFURIATING

[Music] i hate school bathrooms how do you do that it's it's not hard to pull off a piece of toilet paper why are they scratching for a big chunk of it like chief i promise it's not that bad to wipe you don't gotta like prepare your whole hand it's not a glove what monster zip tied the scissors together why would you do that i wanted to cut something and now i can't are you proud of yourself i hope you are let's see oh the season's all out of order we have one two three four five six seven eight nine at least all ten seasons are in there for friends may all be out of whack but at least they're there when you think your day can't get any worse just like that it gets worse what is that bird poop did a bird poop on your phone oh chief the bird poopied on your phone that's what you give her having a moto i don't know what a moto is but it looks weird and so i made fun of it okay so was there just a bunch of ice and then it just didn't melt under your car so then you're just on a pedestal i don't know what happened here i can't make commentary because i have no idea what happened a snowflake mini waffle maker but that's not the pattern on the waffle why are you lying to me that's just a waffle maker i lied this is peak douche baggery he's taking up four spots or at least no one else is parked by it at least he has that decency chief that's not how you steep the tea bag like yes you have tea but at what cost it's a yard of snickers bars but it's not even it's just 18. not even 18 hold on four eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 15. no it's 18 but uh we need like i don't know 10 more to make a yard open hours wednesday friday and sunday 10 a.m to 5 p.m well it's the same hours for everything why don't you say open 20 open seven days a week 10 a.m to 5 p.m oh because there's no monday or tuesday so you can just say open wednesday to sunday you're a weirdo this business is weird this warning every time you turn up the volume on samsung listening at a high volume for a long time may damage your hearing tap ok to allow the volume to be increased above safe levels yes blast out my eardrums it's what i seek hey look it's a qwerty keyboard but the v's looking all weird what's up with all these little uh sewer great hole things huh strange but i vibe with it you had one job and you failed it sorry i didn't mean to co-worker i can't find my presentation file this computer keeps deleting my documents everything i work on just disappears hey chief you heard about making folders you have one for your completed questions but everything else is just all over the place maybe if you thought about it it'd be easier for you maybe make a folder for your for your documents six one five seven one can i please have your zip code 61571 and what's your zip code 61571 and what's your zip code 61571 thanks and what's your zip code there must i repeat the numbers again or do you understand this is the corner of dalston junction a hip area full of rich people who apple think they can flog 1 000 pound plus phones to behind this advertisement there are 17 families in cramped flats who have no access to natural light oh my god stuff like this just crushes my my soul man i have no idea like there's no i have no answer for this there's nothing i can say to make that funny that's just sad and i feel for that all you need to show me was the name morge because i knew where this was going [Laughter] yikes girlfriend deleted my 1 thousand dollar fortnite account gone too far i like how morgs is wearing a oh that's a hoodie i thought i was wearing a collared shirt that was really funny it's like 2011 youtube dude oh dude come on man oh bro yucky yucky yucky when you almost have to pay 100 for a font that helps you dyslexia aka a learning disability what the hell man they really people charge for anything these days that is cruel like genuine oh man i know exactly where this is going oh my god yep yep feels bad man i'm sorry chief that bites how to lose weight in 28 days okay but this isn't even the same person like this isn't even the same person at all okay all right okay these are bathrooms for the alpha in your life there's actually a small hole between that so they can thumb wrestle i'm not going to read through all all the edits he's made but people like this is just like i don't see i i don't like get angry at that because i get it they're like oh my god i can i can i'm getting likes it's cute to me it's it's it's that innocent stuff man it's adorable i ordered a pizza with mushrooms topping i got a single one on a single slice i mean you got your mushroom topping you didn't ask for toppings you asked for a topping you got one welcome to specifics pizza push does it open that one does what about this one though that's such a it's such a hassle why wouldn't both door is that easy to program like to rewire the doors to have both of them open as their wiring there that just would not be possible i don't know how that works but it seems really dumb spent months on a grayscale extra wine puzzle and found out i got two halves from different cuttings nice feels bad man dog are thrilled to see owners at shelter but they're there to adopt a different dog i'll take him home with me i know when i you know get my own place because we're in only with my folks i'm gonna want my own dog i know exactly what i'm gonna name him i know exactly which guy i want it's gonna be the first one that i bond with that i high-five with he'll be my best friend your child's mental health is more important than their grades my parents x to down that's unhealthy i'm sorry oh oh it's doing the thing the thing oh my goodness okay so i will i always used pens in school but i used mechanical pencils maybe three times every time i had a mechanical pencil would do this and i wanted to break the pencil in my hand i just felt a boiling range inside me so i stuck the pens this is this this is disgraceful i'm gonna get any work done with this extra long lead the pens in this brand new pack all have different amounts of ink oh my god they do why and there's no refills is there yeesh you would think there'd be a standard but i guess not huh i'm sorry i'm so like i'm not i'm not infuriated by stuff so i'm like i'm trying to be funny and it's so difficult when there's some that i'd like i have no i'm like it happens i wouldn't even notice these things again specific pizza here you wanted a pepperoni pizza not pepperoni's pizza so you got a single pepperoni eat oh i see what's going on here is that something you can unplug or is that just how it's gonna look now i don't quite know how that works if i'm being completely honest well no there's a plug because that's a plug you can totally okay so they're just dumb i understand i get why this is stupid they're stupid oh that's cool what do you mean oh the one on the very bottom though it was almost amazing scanned with a 3d printed game cartridge sm oh my god it is completely 3d printed too huh what game did you get scammed from was a game that was like at least like you know worth it i don't know what game you got man but that sucks i'm sorry you got scammed ah the classic 7-eleven located at 7-12 i know you all too well good to see you again 7-12 the tall life isn't always great being six foot nine where the normal door frames are six foot eight you have to be conscious of every single door you walk through take a look people this is what six foot nine looks like you want to be me i don't think you do my high school senior breakfast that i paid 15 for yummy yummy yummy hot pockets a little muffin fruit cup some doritos some doritos for breakfast oh you poor thing that why that's why you don't have one why would you keep a wine glass on the bedside you [ __ ] of course something this is bound to happen you're an idiot a full of the land one of these is not like the other i want you to guess the which one it's the last one it's just a just a hunch i don't know where this they're all like discombobulated too it's a weird looking wall oh good god that shelf is ruined oh yeesh this looks like it's at a thrift store like a goodwill looking thing wow wow wow wow okay what we got here a little bathroom action eye oh well it just hardly seems appropriate [Laughter] oh you poor soul time to get the knife and puncture the film huh the knife of shame my voice sounds different because during this recording i started sneezing over and over again so now my sinuses are all acting up i'm sorry weird voice change throughout the video but hey that's life baby what'd it do ah yes the off kilter tree a real classic in this campus and come admire it's strange position me and the boys taken up every lane [Music] oh my laugh is so scuffed why did i have to start seizing during recording [Laughter] youtube having only one negative option on their survey how is youtube today not good i'm not having a great time i love that absolutely outstanding it's like these options like an onision pole god have you seen what this guy's been putting on twitter recently he's out of his mind he is a weirdo oh my goodness he's just oh yikes there's a lot i can say about the guy but i'm not gonna i'm not this is not the platform for me to do it right now oh just not a good guy oh the deodorant i bought tonight and the receipt for said dio directed cbs ain't it oh yeah cbs baby what it do that cbs's mantra give you a long receipt for one item oh yeah [Laughter] where i used to work um there was a cvs right next to it and um i'd always go there just for like if i wanted to get like a late night snack or some jerky or some pistachios um and i would buy like two things and my receipt was like a scroll like confucius himself delivered unto me his his fortunes it's just unnecessary and gratuitous working in retail during halloween season is the worst because everyone's trying something on i feel that god i wish i bought a costume for halloween i think i might just wear costumes all the time wait hey guys clothes are just costumes for the socially accepted wake up oh no it's only 68 now the 420 is ruined my scientific calculator buttons are crooked oh they are they're funky buttons fix them please science brains at work yeah not telling you what's in an update youtube watch listen stream we added shinier bells and whistles because who doesn't like a good upgrade you know this is what fortnite's doing right now i know last time i talked about fortnite on here i i saw a concert like damien likes fortnite i hate it i like playing the game i like battle royales leave me alone but i don't like this i don't like that they're adding things to the game game changing items and updates and and patching things without telling us what's in the patch notes there's nothing there they're just like surprise 1am surprise update play video games and i'm like come on man i'm trying to get my i'm trying to get a tight eight hours in and you're out you're releasing updates at 1am disrespectful oh no there's a funky guy in the straw there's a funky guy in the straw get him out get him out take the whole straw out it's it's it's not a reusable you could just throw it away just get it out of there that's a funky guy in the straw stainless steel i guess not oh the star wars box set's all out of order oh this is star trek i'm sorry i just saw star and thought starbucks i'm sure i'm going to get mutilated in the comments for making that mistake but please forgive me i just assumed when reading the word star steel benches in freezing weather the bane of my existence oh but it's nice and cold you just lean back that's nice i like that i like when it's nice and cold you need to sit back and be like ah that's perfect that's perfect weather why does my grandma do this bro your grandma's strong as hell i agree your grandma bench is 250. [Laughter] they're not perfectly aligned the metric system is the way to go imperial lies to us ah is that a bag of cereal with 98 lies love that for us there's always a pile of garbage right here outside work always thought the homeless today during your 6am truck i saw the homeowner throwing it over his fence into our property oh you throw it back but you open the bag that's what you do noob vs pro vs hacker fortnite avengers tower challenge one done in 10 seconds one done in five seconds one done in one second i literally got arby's sauce as candy now you can have your your uh your reuben your rubid sandwich that's funny that's really funny oh no the funky cables how do cables get like that does anyone know because i've had cables that do that and i try my best to you know keep my cables well organized how does this happen someone tell me i already know what's going to happen it's not going to yep not going to fit it's going to come in all triangular yeah there it is just going to just i feel for you that sucks i mean couldn't you just move that that piece of furniture can be moved you could literally just move it like half an inch fun why are you why are you struggling okay i change i i no longer feel for this guy you can move that drawer you're just being stingy and picky i hate you zero going waste is as easy as one two three one say no to straws two declutter your life and three go zero waste by the way you have to throw away this package you can't recycle it how do you do this no really how do you do this show me who invented funky window and i'd like to have a couple of words maybe a sentence or two this is called a witch's window to reiterate why the name which window appears to come from a folk belief that witches cannot fly their broomstick through a tilted window that's actually kind of fascinating i didn't know that that's a weird fact but you know what i i think that's kind of neat at the same time me and my family spent about an hour making these in some a-hole destroyed my little sister's wolf and my other family members pumpkins oh man some jerk wad huh i'm gonna tell i'm gonna tell you guys right now if i ever have kids and it's halloween i'm gonna make sure that our pumpkins don't get destroyed i'm gonna put them somewhere where jerks like this can't get to them and we're gonna have a nice fun little halloween where i'll watch spooky movies and go on a haunted hay ride and give out candy to the neighborhood kids can be nice it's sweet and wholesome answer uh 0.1 incorrect 0.10 which is the same freaking thing found one in the wild spent the night at someone's house and he was confused on why i was so interested in his bathroom it's another carpeted bathroom this has become like a bounty hunt this is hilarious bike lane extreme edition this is one of many reasons why i hated three ring binders my girlfriend complains that i always want to buy the same shoes meanwhile excuse me this is slander these are these are entirely different shoes top two pairs on the left you might be able to get away with that but the rest of these these are all very different shoes for very very different occasions do not judge that which you do not understand just gotta get myself some cake and oh oh well frac you too favorite color 25 percent like yellow i'm sorry red uh yeah 20 like blue which is black and 25 like orange which is blue the 30 like gray which is yellow and i don't know what colors are anymore the way my teacher puts the answer choices okay uh this is google quizzes and she's checked the randomize option this probably wasn't your teacher just just gonna stick up for the teacher there the ones on this clock are slightly different sizes aren't they oh my god oh my god they are oh my god why who made this who i need a brand name it's a simple eight segment display this there was no need for this why did six feet become the standard cable length like why you always need seven feet at work i order patch cables in bulk i order everything at seven feet because you always need seven feet six feet is just just a little bit too short i'm very emotional about cable management my dishwasher-proof water bottle after one round of the dishwasher okay it's dishwasher proof in that you can put it in but but you shouldn't run it it's not dishwasher cycle proof good morning they don't have any individual mini cucumbers would one normal one work or do you want the bag of four mini cucumbers that they have oh yes please which one oh i'd have left this entire server so fast i have zero patience for any of this mike was really tired that day but he didn't think anybody noticed my friend does this your friend's a monster an actual freaking monster my best work so far honestly it is a very pretty photo but uh the fact that the glass isn't slightly to the right is really bothering me your bokeh is so good you could have fixed this in post you literally could have just shifted a little to the right and use content to wear phil but no no you have to [ __ ] everyone people who stick gum in charging ports on public transport to be fair i don't trust those ports at all and neither should you but this is still a dumb move the fastest hand in the west oh oh it's it's another god i thought you found like a baby's hand in your food i was terrified for a moment there but yes children are annoying this is not news i saw this on twitter and i knew it'd be coming my way she's so she she could did b live ed a ball that will piss off artists and 3d modelers like where the frag did you put the light all the classic simpsons episodes on disney plus are in cropped widescreen format this means you miss out on tons of great visual jokes like how duff duff light and duff dry all come from the same tube i yeah this this is a hard one i personally think they should remaster them in 4-3 and then you should be able to hit a button that expands it to fill the screen but that's just me somebody rearranged the keys in computer class somebody is brilliant i respect them greatly this is hilarious confuse my poor kiddo one one two two three three four four five five six six okay yes uh e s c d f yeah that's not gonna screw them up at all hey uh google can you remember this location okay i'll remember that what did i ask you to remember i remember you told me this location yeah for some odd reason whenever i try to confirm a reminder it's like would you like to save this reminder and i hit yes or say yes and it just creates a new reminder with yes as the title it's great they stole my mailbox can't have crap in detroit what the what's a friend they just took the whole thing what the hell i have eight single black socks none of whom have a matching one oh that's helpful oh my god yeah i have a similar situation i i really need to just sort of reset my socks just buy 30 pairs of the same exact thing i ordered a hot chocolate from mcdonald's but i just got normal milk oh we're halfway there that's not how a mirror is supposed to work the back is in a mirror run my neighbor spent a ton of money on a granite mailbox post they used an o instead of a zero to make the straight number it annoys me every time i walk by two two oh i know a brand of corn dogs that does this and i hate them uh state fair doesn't state fair are delicious i like state fair then this brand is the brand i hate apparently ordering extra onion means an entire onion on my chicken sandwich well while i mean you did ask for extra onion you did not specify exactly how much when you tear along the line and the bag does not open the futility of life is upon us some are swaffle left this gum on the seed and now it's in my pants burn it and the person that left it there frack plastic ways to free yourself from plastic and save the world i know this wasn't up to the author but you think the publisher or distributor would have looked at that and then like hmm maybe we shouldn't have done that today i learned that the pocky box shows more pocky tops than pocky bottoms you know i didn't need to know this because now it's going to bother me for the rest of my life and it is all your fault and i hate you for it bought a new eyeshadow primer why do they do this okay all right my theory because i didn't understand this for a while either uh it's to fit in those makeup dispensers with the springs in the back because all of the makeup aisle dispensers have a standard size i think they have to put it in the box because otherwise these will just fly out by themselves that's my theory that's my justification it's dumb but yeah when you click reload right as the website loaded this image this image is me this i need to just carry this image around i feel like this is my constant mood whenever i'm dealing with incompetent people as a retail worker myself this pisses me off it takes 30 seconds to put it back where you found it i have picked up stuff in stores and been like oh i know where this goes and i'm taking it back because it bothers me so much because it's such a dumb thing and i don't want to waste retail workers time with this bought a dash cam that had great reviews now i know why the reviews were so good yeah this has apparently been a thing i i didn't know was legal but apparently it's a very common thing what does a school in the greatest country in the world feed its children for breakfast a cinnamon roll with a chunk of cheese i'm sorry have you had these cinnamon rolls have you had cinnamon rolls in like a school they look weird but they're delicious i'm i'm not kidding then again my entire food philosophy is it must be delicious first and then we'll worry about nutrition the crucial fourth ice cream bowl was lost no no wait this sounds like lore or flavor text the crucial fourth ice cream bowl was lost at some point forever altering the vibe i scream you scream we all scream and yet until this day the fourth bull remains unfound i saw the 18 caesar salad from earlier and i challenge you to this 18 caesar salad my girlfriend's cousin got in vegas from wolfgang puck what in the ever loving puck is this somebody found a very lost head of lettuce ripped up a slice of bread on top of it and then sneezed out a fish and called it a caesar salad big thanks to the restaurant for trying to be fancy and put sauce on the outside of the bun no no no no this is absolutely unacceptable the fries look good but what did you do to the sandwich oh thanks heinz or whoever made your caps cause they suck roommate broke the toilet seat no worries though he replaced it think three times measure twice and buy once no i hate it i know it's intentional i still hate it no if only there was a cheaper aesthetically pleasing more natural way to get shade there were trees there were trees right there i assume it's for rain but still why would these be on the bottom shelf i never understood this uh why why do you put pain medication all the way down to the bottom same goes for braces and stuff like that like why is it always at the bottom lady at the store said the deal is only for those who spend sixty dollars i said well you all should have that on the sign she said oh we do oh get fracked get that no no that's bs do not make me bring my mostly blind butt over there because i don't usually pull the disability card but i will over this everyone should be able to save game releases a free character skin the game an hour later yeah pretty much i or or so i assume i don't play online games so i'm i are i am immune to this oh that's helpful yeah i'm sure you'll really be able to wash your hands in that three i don't get oh it's oh is it upside down or like rotated yeah i think they put the stencil on like backwards and upside down so they still got a three but it just looks really weird thought this photo was great until i got home and noticed my thumb in the corner i mean just crop in crop in you could also try to content to wear fill it in but gravel doesn't usually work well or go full instagram filter and put like a one-inch vignette around the entire thing aesthetics lexi has opinions on photography can you tell somebody misclicked in in city skylines that's just that's how you get this somebody that was going down adding trees and accidentally you know put the wrong texture on the wrong square sir sir that is not a sir that i know your car is small enough to qualify as a cart but that's not where you're supposed to park it i'm not gonna hate on delivery drivers i know this is annoying i i would be annoyed by it too but the amount of work delivery drivers are doing right now during covet not gonna hate on them sorry people who emulate games should be fined or sent to jail for theft emulation is illegal and hurts the industry i pay for my games so should you it's only fair imagine saying that when those same games are locked in closed online stores forever because greedy companies care more about profit than game preservation all right i know this is a touchy subject but i evaluate stuff based on game preservation i i personally have never understood the lack of backwards compatibility or effort thereof so if you own the game and you own the console i own a bunch of old ps2 games and a ps2 i feel like you should be able to emulate it i was also uh if they no longer sell the game or it was like locked away or something because of stupid if the money ain't gonna go to the developer or publisher there's no point in buying it because you can't find it because anyways come to your own opinions about that i feel like we've seen this house before i don't remember maybe we saw a different one that was very similar but yeah um clearly nobody took the external design of the house into an into account when they were designing the interior ah well get a straw i didn't know this was a problem growing up in a house with three men and one mother now that i live in a house with three women oh yes yes this is a problem my hair is usually pink blue or purple haven't gotten it died due to the panorama but it's very hard to lie when the entire vacuum cleaner brush looks like unicorn barf oh that's not me oh really lexi really oh my god you were so close oh my god you were so glad actually that the package might bend i'll put this as a maybe because the package might be able to bend and they rearrange a little in shipping maybe the countries of the world can be divided into developed countries and developing countries study the development zones on the map below and answer each of the following questions oh god everything is a developing and developed zone because somebody forgot color existed that person's intelligence is still developing how youtube used to be dude perfect in 2019 opens video watches ad finishes video how it is now using dude perfect's latest overtime episode as an example opens video immediate double ad watch is two minutes of video ad watches five minutes of video which contains a dp product promo double ad watches seven minutes of video which contains a third party product promo that they disguise as a personal choice add watches eight minutes of video which contains a break in the episode for a sponsored promo add watch his last four minutes of video double add used to fool people into thinking that there's more video to come okay yes ads pay the bills and that's how youtube channels are run but come on please be respectful of your audience 69 69 68 60 oh my god i know the person that got the next receipt didn't appreciate the joke i just know it well then frack me i guess 25 25 hours and 20 minutes until full what the hell are you using to power your phone the residual charge in a dead pikachu thanks to this urinal and lack of privacy panel my co-worker now knows what my ding-dong looks like thanks bk well that was unnecessarily revealing oh nice dude that's not what that's meant for but i like your ingenuity now stick a straw in it i dare you i dare you to stick a straw on that wait why do they have like individual m m dispensaries is this like at an m m factory that part i'm feeling to understand why do they have individual m m dispensers hmm oh no that just sucks to see man oh you ruined it three dogs taffer nice but hey chief there's only two what the hell oh you know paid for gas now i have to watch a loud ad is it weird that i'm not i said this before when i see these i'm not like disturbed by these these keep my brain entertained i like them but to each their own i guess individually wrapped apples for 250 apiece because we out here preserving the world baby i asked my cause if i could borrow her charger we were visiting my grandparents this is what she handed me thanks this bag of rosemary i received with my hellofresh delivery sick sick rosemary leaf bro chewy bar packages weren't factory sealed correctly one didn't even have a chewy bar in it oh my god so i talked about this on my main channel and i want to bring it up here because it's a larger audience was that the only guy who when you got home from school if you had these for lunch you just ate them all anyway because he had no self-control or self-respect because i was that kind of kid all these bars the chewy bars i loved them as a kid bro and i would just crunch up on all of them show us what you got oh is it like oh what so it's a rip-off you can get your money back right oh mario kart tour i have a bone to pick a mario kart tour you know how they have the gold pass you can get two weeks free when you first purchase it i purchased it got one day and then just wasn't able to renew it so that's been my experience with mario kart tour oh well i gotta find what's wrong with it oh that wasn't hard to spot at all yeah it's infuriating but this is beautiful otherwise i love this is this in a bathroom this is cool second year bachelor degree in france final english test that restaurant cannot be very good it's always empty now sorry we're looking for can't oh one star sorry i can't review this it was a christmas present how did four people find that helpful dear god mike tyson has an energy drink since when a mike doesn't have an energy drink you can hear my voice still going out by the way i'm gonna have no voice oh god a carpeted bathroom the last thing you need is a carpeted bathroom i used to be all for the carpeted bathrooms thinking it was convenient but no god was i wrong god was i wrong and now i know and now i hate the carpeted bathroom idea wow this counted as one of my nuggets sick bro sick nugget dude this is day two of my three month free trial your music premium preview is ending soon keep your ad free music and extend your trial idiot uh deleted wow you did a great job with your answer oh agreed that was really good i probably would have just avoided eye contact and mumbled about seeing what i could do too bad you can't see what we would have done the second floor we got academic affairs evaluation clinic geriatric psychiatry medical psychotherapy mood disorders the obsessive compulsive disorders runs off kilter we got the psychotherapy clinic please tell me how the hell i'm supposed to move city drivers can all go eat a bag of fermented dongs thanks jerks why do you have the earphone like that that seems a little inconvenient is that the part that's supposed to like hang in your ear any whiz kids who know why the headphones are like that i want to tell me because that is it just seems like dumb design to me oh and also the headphones chords are you know shorter than each other which is also annoying but i'm more curious about the design of the headphone a nice well-written post wow thanks for the likes hey let them thank you let them have that let them have it it's okay wow i just realized that every letter is capital except for the n oh why would you tell me that why would you tell me that i didn't even think about that until you told me it buddy no the enderpearl is off center no anything but minecraft shipping method email delivery time two to four hours zero bucks email delivery time for instant delivery 43 cents okay some a held assured my fence with their car and didn't even bother to notify me oh at least straight rolled over your fence dude what the hell they just backed out and said oh get security cameras installed find the perp oh buddy what are you digging in the trash for stop that you ain't got no reason to dig in the trash we feed you buddy stop that i will literally never get serious xm solely for the reason that they disguise their junk mail as important bills saying final notice and important information about your recent vehicle service with nothing on the envelope saying it's from serious to trick people on opening it i hate it oh sick did a fruit cup but uh the fork is too deep in the cup am i just supposed to like eat it with my hands now the sooner i stopped giving of the sooner frick i started everything to make started sure who is and who wasn't real family google results that are not png but just jpeg images with a block background oh my god don't i know this i know that pain buddy but i'm pretty sure it's because they're stuck and you have to like buy the actual png people the millisecond of plane lands i gotta get out of here my project after the group said they could print it out sick nothing i get it poor guy i've seen this post a couple of times the light still hits the guy in the eye just one though hey what was the make of your first car on the no sorry no it's gonna be more than it's gonna be more than five characters at least six buddy bro sick grapefruit why is it like 95 percent rind these stupid instagram accounts that mock homelessness and make a joke out of it need money for luxury crap and no no you don't this not a funny meme that's mean-spirited bud the internet trying to convince me this haircut will help my image 10 classy haircuts for females over 60 to look 10 years younger yeah okay but whatever missed half my kids first play because of these cairns damn feels bad man oh feels worse you got duped it's just the outer ridge that's ripping off when your teacher leaves the cursor on the pause button and you just have to sit there with the whole player up and it's just not come on teach a group of anti-vaxxers protesting outside of my local train station we need to get in but they won't let us condensed cream of mushroom soup look at those capitalized letters though i feel i i feel a disturbance specifically a ted disturbance because i see cram ted why are you in my reddit posts subliminally new bubble wrap will no longer pop when you squeeze it you ruin the whole fun of bubble wrap my parents have two alarm clocks nice bro one for one for him one for her i like that but uh there are men in the part chief oh dude seek you in a park like an a-hole all right sick yeah no you're showing that off perfectly honestly the mall playground my son plays that was replaced by a pay by the minute sand pit wait by the minute jesus the way my sister leaves the pc table after playing roblox absolutely disgusting just putrid rappers everywhere at least you know at least the apple core is in the bowl like at least she had the decency but otherwise just disgusting people who shop like this so i was informed that this is not a sam's club but a costco i really am like positive this is not a costco but a sam's club um if it is a costco then i retract that statement but i'm pretty sure that that that the pallets that they load these up on are not color coded per brand and that you just saw right and said costco this is again afraid of people in one of the last videos i did on my channel looking at pictures of sam's club yeah no they don't color code the palettes this is a sam's club i knew it was a sam's club why did people doubt me oh it's red it's got to be costco no they don't they don't color code the palettes who the hell eats the pizza like this you point me to the best that eats the pizza like this and i'll have a couple of words with them all negative random number generator minimum zero maximum one hundred thousand you get sixty nine thousand four hundred and nineteen okay my grandparents got a new car and refuse to remove this covering that's what that's a classic grandparent move don't get mad at them the way my roommate gives me rent i mean at least you get in the rent buddy sometimes you don't even get that so i'm glad you did hi my macbook pro 2017 is having issues regarding startup and performing its daily functions at random intervals it will shut itself down and try to restart but only get as far as the blinking folder icon to get past this screen you have to bang on the four corners of the laptop and restart it which will enable it to turn on hey follow these steps in the article to restart your product idiot the original rest resistant bottom right well rust resistant doesn't mean rust proof though i was told this bro just peel the screen protector off please please i beg you peel the protector off or is that genuine water damage i don't know you coming from my left me waiting to turn left still waiting you turn with no freaking signal a-hole i don't see this is this big of an issue just rearrange them if it bothers you that much it's easy so the pos that re-ended my relative and took off on the freeway this morning you suck oh goodness that is rough as hell the surprise my co-workers left me thanks you jerks my first tattoo has been mildly infuriating people for a month now oh is that my intent or do you just like have a bad tattoo buddy because oh yuck i changed the text so you'll never know what i got 39 000 likes for hey we're just getting over the pink pair who got body slammed yeah because i wanna know what he got 39 000 likes for imagine building a tv stand for two hours now the last part which happens to be the only plastic part freaking snap in three pieces feels bad man your 2019 rapt you've played 2020 different songs on spotify prepared for the new year i see people review bombing a hospital because juice world died there oh that is that is not cool man what the hell nah i'll i'll i'll mess with that that's not that's not cool at all oh the classic mildly infuriating thing [Music] what's that you want to sink with a bottom that's flat enough so that the water naturally goes down to the drain well you can't have that instead you get stains that's all you get that's all you deserve bet the builders didn't think anyone would notice this travesty well we did and we're not happy just keep the lights in line that's all you had to do guys that's all you had to do oh it gets worse the more you look at it firstly they're not even fully straight secondly the foam wave itself is seems to be in line but the horizon isn't and one of them's too high the other is too low if you try and fix it just to make it all worse it's never in line nothing's in line enough shrek should not be considered a hero because his accomplishments come mostly through violence and intimidation he's saying things like that that have you on the electric chair in the first place buddy there's literally a lid and tongs there for you how could you mess that up no that's fine don't break it down and put it in recycling or have it folded up properly that's okay none of us wanted to use the spin anyway this is a reminder to thank your god for developing bluetooth headphones and on this day many of people's lives would change forever by saving about two to three seconds of unwrapping their chords calories 70 per serving or 130 per two slices yup that's correct maths moving on oh look at all that sugar just spilt on the food why were you putting sugar though in the first place oh i didn't see the text the handle of my serving spoon snapped turns out the handle was full of sand oh and it ruined my oh no why was there sand in there there must be a cutlery company out there smuggling sand sorry something went wrong too many recent subscriptions please try again in a few hours that's right i can wait about an hour i can just watch this 30 minute video twice about if toilets are flushed at once don't tell me how to cut my pizza of course not son but you are now disowned all those scratchies and no winners it's almost like it's a waste of money who cut the cake like this i want names and i want bodies there's a clear red line for you to stand while you wait but now this guy's just like screw it i'm gonna stand right next to the god desk gotta give the guy a break though i don't see any legs on him so he's obviously using his penis and hands to keep himself upright via the bench what is missing from the last computer image the purple car the purple car or the purple car would you like a hint i feel like there's this one spot of the garage the person hated having lights shining into so they've just patched it up what's that you didn't pray to your bluetooth headphone guards well then this is what you get look at tangles pray today to keep the tangles away hi i'm jared and i've got a large truck to compensate for my insecurity as to whether or not i'm enough of a man compared to my fellow peers but sometimes i don't feel like that message is being sent across enough so that's why i like to use two spots to park how are you not eating the crusty bits of the baking that's like the best part i'm gonna stitch the top zigzag you stitch the bottom zigzag and we'll meet in the middle okay okay cool now we agree to do four zigzags right yeah five yeah where what you know i'm pretty sure even back in the day they would have had the technology to save like photos to have it all in the same position whenever they reprinted so i i just don't get this everything is just slightly wrong that's incorrect your answer was 20 log a z but the correct answer was actually 20 log a z do you see where you went wrong there yeah it was actually bothering to attempt how much plastic wrapping do we need for these two pieces as much as possible okay this isn't too hard just lift the grate and switch it around solved first brunch at 902 second brunch at 1004 i didn't know two brunches were a thing let alone a school or educational establishment giving you brunch time back in my day we just had first break and second break none of these lunch luncheon branches the world's gone mad enough unlock this answer now start your 48 hour free trial to unlock this answer and thousands more no just just give me the answer don't make me sign up for crap again that is incorrect you've answered with f but the real answer is f now are you seeing where you went wrong yeah you're bothered to try again i feel like we've been here before anonymize with a z but google be like screw you pal we do american english here suddenly sounding like arnold there jack but okay your file is larger than 25 megabytes it will be sent as a google drive link file size 25.3 oh why you do this google below is the general formula of what alcohol no the correct answer is alcohols see this chemical formula is plural you were doing that too much try again in nine minutes i've never come across this before what were you doing too much that the internet's just like stop stop it reddit can only take so much in the desert rain is considered a benefaction because male reigns can destroy wildflowers ugh men destroying everything as always now does this sentence use the word benefaction correctly or does the sentence not use the word prognosticate correctly i'm sorry who's prognosticate and who said they were invited yeah no this emoji does fit this picture a great visualization of the person who drove this slap squad intensifies are you a girl why are you here oh core game buddy you know the internet exists for everyone right it's probably more related to the video but i don't know the context so don't blame me you know what i reckon that red m m's there on purpose it's gonna hit everyone's slight discomfort enticing us to buy a bunch of light purple m ms of which we'd then treasure that red m m for years to come the black sheep of the pebbles comments have moved go to comments ah this is so true and not every youtube video actually does this so you find one where the comments are at the bottom so you're like oh okay this next video will be the same but nope otherwise back up again just be consistent please there were six different answers you could have chosen but yet because of the s you fail you fail victorian dress shirt in transit okay we're taking it over to the coastline to be shipped over to you to the other country oh wait no but we're going to bring it back we will have to go to the wrong place there sorry oh no we went to the wrong place again let's come on back oh no wrong place again so sorry by the way 150 for shipping whenever i see a cat with a collar i take it off i do this since childhood the cats are always thankful and if a cat decides to leave you and your household a caller will not hold her back anyways yeah you're a garbage person here's our discord rules and you don't have permission to view them go away no did they they seriously painted it like that oh my god even over the mirror no that is just stupid you don't deserve a house with a pretty fireplace ah yes the pokemon goes limited time only boxes that are that have been there since what like three years can totally relate to that two pokecoin thing i'm just i'm never having enough the amount of labels attached to my underwear hey they're very complicated pieces of clothing it can take a lot of practice to properly wear cabin client under roofs like that username carlos too many users have this username please try another queue the next five minutes trying to find a different username that's still carlos last name should be a minimum of four characters your last name is ali it doesn't exist what's something that seems obvious within your profession but the general public seems to misunderstand that 35 that scientific journals charge you to read a paper goes 100 to the publisher zero percent to the authors if you just email us to ask for our papers we are allowed to send them to you for free and we will genuinely be delighted to do so wow that is such a dumb system i feel like the publisher would make more money if they split that 35 with the actual author you know and tyson to actually go through the publisher in the first place my birthday in five days hey that's the day man landed on the moon also my birthday for those who can't make it to me my cash app is this anything is fine thanks ugh i see that a lot of you all liked this yesterday but no one dropped anything in my cash app let's try this again shaking my head if i tagged you that means i can see you a friend let's make it happen i don't want to share my birthday with this person anymore is this even legit can't find any videos but can find plenty of photos so i don't even know if it actually works this guy's desktop when someone calls a laptop a desktop where people don't get that the desktop is where all the icons go on a computer when i'm the only one using dark mode when you think you were special because you use dark mode when you keep screenshotting posts instead of just leaving a comment on that post my mom buys 1 dollar gaming setup me plays with it mom [Laughter] [Music] dude she didn't buy it for you get off and let her enjoy playing facebook at 4k what climate conditions would you expect in a desert very dry no the answer is very wet oops not quite [Laughter] oh that comet's just an extra topping of demeanor oh look a mobile game stealing a screenshot of another game that's actually legit and good never seen that happen before why why would you design this i don't need a visualization of my flirting skills macbook pro 16-inch unboxing by the way this is not a review i literally don't know barely anything about tex can you restructure that please god the cake cutter is on the loose again i still want those names and bodies reunion planned for june 27th no matter what world thinks we will be at lake yay can't wait i am thinking purple and i might head your way for that what are with these sentences though i love that no matter what world thinks like there's someone specifically named world they all hate oh he's such a drag and gets sick all the time coca-cola fanta vs mentos catch wild duck these knobs literally poured fanta or coke down this hole to force a duck to crawl out otherwise it would drown to death i get that they're a pest or something but surely there's better ways to catch these things than with rust remover hi quit here rick and morty fruity theater collectors edition now available quitting here again hi it's arc marvel x-men would you like that 80th anniversary trading card hello it's quit uh steven universe sketch series i know gallo quid quit disney disney princesses princess comic collection would you like hi hi gets quit here again sorry to bother in our spectacular chase continues with these monsters unleash hello it's quit toy story you want toy story we got toy tickets good luck finding employees better than us i get you want to emphasize the employees here because you just just put a capital letter at the start of the sentence too but i like to think this is the actual employees of the people who design these cup logos subtly striking against their bosses by having this on the website this is what it was supposed to look like this is what they delivered yeah that definitely couldn't have been a mix-up they genuinely didn't even try from the people who brought you pointless internet drama that won't affect your lives or anyone else's whatsoever comes pewdiepie vs pokemane the dark side of pokemane twitch thick girl revealed nice work with that cover there mate you couldn't even cut pewdiepie in half properly like come on how my pants normally feel how my pants feel right after taking a shower ah see what i do is i actually take my pants off when i have a shower one of these things isn't like the other what's wrong is it ihome that's a company they sell gadgets and gadget accessories read the phone then the box i'd also suggest some glasses samsung on the phone samsung galaxy s5 on the text so right i'm mystified that is definitely an s5 in the pic too oh we're going to get removed invalid word ok is not in our dictionary oh ok what about mk no dear god they've gotten to kylie jenner's cake though it looks like pac-man here it's kind of cute yeah totally legit hot girl dating app it's real because it has a video of a girl on it but you have to be over 23 specifically for some reason oh god now but when you try and rip that last piece there you're gonna rip it a bit too hard because you're too frustrated then you make pudding everywhere in a mess and then it's just and then it's just now i'm all over again baby suit man survivor second generation wiki one took this option ah structured beautifully [Laughter] hey it's cute that they did this but just just a bit more to the other side guys a bit more to the other side see i purposely avoid letting myself notice this kind of stuff in a house because if i'm living there i will never unsee it and i will hate living there okay yeah you're missing one but you have so many more geez this is mi but you have to ask is it genuinely worth reaching down and using that energy to pick it out and then put it back in yeah jack asking the real philosophical questions here so how do you want the front of your house to look walls we actually have some nice front porch designs we could show you only walls imagine visiting auschwitz and making it your priority to take a photo with your ass sticking out on the same tracks that transported millions to their death but hey gotta get that clout any personal objectification that enables you to get more views and attention is just a bonus wait no way is that is that them all in like the correct order please someone confirm this with me oh my god i didn't realize there were two green lanterns one with two eyes and one who's a cyclops oh getting a classic video game of childhood nostalgia okay see you next year everyone oh yeah he sums it up speechless that's in the chat everyone all the classic simpsons episodes on disney plus are in cropped widescreen format this means you miss out on tons of great visual jokes like how duff duff light and duff dry all come from the same tube man i need to re-watch the simpsons there is so much stuff in it that i just completely missed as a kid but might try and avoid disney plus geez they're ruining everything ah there's always one mate in the group who just has to be different even if that's meant to be disabled would it technically be easy to push it anyway oh you'd have to end up damaging it just to get into the right position too it's just there forever over your head a constant failure oh no not your depression and thoughts silly i'm at the light fixture washed my measuring cup and all the lines and numbers come up this is a ceiling this is this is ruining my day it's what it is like father like son husband always leaves medicine cabinet open and picasso always opens that cabinet door depending on how old picasso is i bet he doesn't even reach for anything in the cabinet he just keeps it open too because he sees his dad do it ah nothing like developing neck pains while trying to have a shower and wait is that like painted wooden roof yeah gonna make a shower right next to that are ya yeah okay all right this is why i don't want to bother with amazon sometimes ah look at midnight man games here trying to come across as the cheaper option but their shipping is literally the same price as everything else we see a little play here guys you're not that sneaky this right here is exactly why i gave up on using incense sticks invested in like a water humidifier thing instead i mean they should fall just straight down on the wooden board it's it's not that hard to do hey guys 32 000 is less than 38 000. it you wouldn't put that in a bigger bag oh come on ryzer skywalker you could have at least kept with the theme please use uploaded logo oh that sounds like a nice company our company now has 900 of these pens oh no hey my old housemates used to do this i said to them you put it on the roll or i'll put you on the roll and they they didn't listen so i i put them on the roll wow is there meant to be a pattern on here or not make up your mind wall this is why i'm too scared to play hardcore mode on minecraft [Music] look at all that xp all that lost but good score man oh at that point dude just throw it away hey you don't deserve to put that on yourself who put that there who who cut your jug like that why don't they just use the actual state how you would find the number of electrons from the above picture you have to must be a number and remember how my old housemates wouldn't put the toilet roll on properly well one of them had a large puzzle piece they were trying to finish and as someone was moving out they might have taken one piece as they left and that one person may now live in glee knowing that they are responsible for that person's future torment whoever that guy is though they're probably probably a handsome devil probably really cool uh yeah i don't know don't know them though is that a tiny t it doesn't help that guam isn't properly centered either though it's possible it's just a very old statue piece i don't know gonna give a bit of pity on this one whoa dude how did you even do that that's that's not dental floss anymore that's shoelace uh yeah i'll be honest when that ever happened to me i've just been so tempted just to buy a new hoodie instead that's such a bad habit i honestly don't think i've been to any house where the switches were all the same way to turn off and on like i honestly wonder if the house value goes up if you just have the switches all working the same proper way yeah you almost got it mate just try again maybe maybe not as aggressive this time how do the blind read this ah just happened in braille not on any surface that can be felt just like flat braille that'll achieve it see mate this can be stopped if you just get a mug with a handle and wrap it around there save yourself the pain trust me i've been to vietnam i know i remember thinking this is such a dumb design and i'm glad it still followed through like just make them equal length it's so frustrating when one of them falls out and it just swings all over the place ah what person with a dslr camera hasn't come across this frustrating problem with bloody water droplets like get out of the way i'm trying to take a photo of the house and the building outside not your freaking water droplet faces this is a thing where once you see it you can't unsee it and it's ruined for you so i want to allow you guys to actually appreciate this design and not notice the fact that it is a slightly bit to the right ah that's that's not something that can be fixed a bit of sticky tape i love how he's not even picked up the screwdriver yet like he's still just contemplating his failure ah yeah i want to call a ban on this rapping the worst rapping ever oh for god's sake man just take the plastic off please it wants to be taken off look at it it's just trying to break free either santa paul is trying a redesign or they've had a misprint maybe it's a limited edition collector's item buddy sell it to ebay oh the bad parking's becoming more contagious than the mexican beer virus warning this product contains a chemical known to the state of california to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm why do you have it then what what is that thing i can't even tell what it is and how does it do that does it like do you have to consume it is it just by holding it like what the worst thing about these seals too is once they're pinched open like that and they've got the folds in the milk just gonna go everywhere no it's okay you're alright to walk in the middle of the road it's not like if you just stood to the side you'd be able to walk there just as fast the struggle the uneven tear the cat freaking stopping the chocolate getting it everywhere this video has it all i've seen this video that cat really does stomp down with authority too there's just no respect in this household [Laughter] oh man that poor guy i'm freaking crying don't cry it's a very funny video though i agree come on man looking at his cheese and just feeling all sorts of i'm feeling all sorts of cheated all sorts of all sorts of hurt how do you miss the bun how do you miss the bun oh hey yeah you're the worst kind of person aren't you a bud why are you taking up he's four corners in it he's like um i want all of these spots i hate you oh oh i hate this guy right at the store too people need groceries you're just like such a small car too it's always the tiniest car like look the red car there that's a smaller car than you he knows how to park but you can't you're too good to learn in the park it's what you have lines dude there's lines there is segmented lines that shows where your tires should be within oh you're the worst oh my god all right let's see what we're not allowed to have no pets no weapons so no babies no smoking no photos no food no hands no wine no scooters no swimming no swimming no i don't know what that no no no fire no ice cream no salt bae no bicycles no bruh sound effect number two disrespectful really i'm just it's a lot of rules after an earthquake oh man you say this is just mildly infuriating this is a mild infuriation what i'm sorry but mildly i'd say it's a little more than mildly but okay you know do do oh man what airlines think humans look like tall torso tiny legs wondering why the ad hadn't auto skipped yet while listening to music oh is that a two-hour ad yeah yeah yeah it's like a documentary an ad form it's like advertising a movie but instead of just showing like a trailer you play the whole movie are you eating that's not like a perimeter of what's okay when you eat pizza when you when you chow down a tasty pie on a za the crust isn't like a perimeter it's not like okay this is the bad stuff and then on the inside of the circle is what you're about to eat no you're you're supposed to eat the whole pizza it didn't even come sliced wait hold on it isn't sliced which no way hold on i i i'm gonna i'm about to drop a working theory i have on this now so there's no cut like there's no slices on this pizza you know which means they had to like request that to not be pre-cut so they could cut it themselves i'm gonna have an aneurysm that's awful wow wow that's a that's a shock you couldn't just back up three more feet could you nope got to do a sick jump over my sick ollie over my car with so much driveway so much driveway and you just like you and you just like nah sidewalk okay all right okay sure bud oh okay that's yucky that's really yucky i'm gonna break down you folks exactly everything wrong with this okay um number one the bed obviously the bed is not turned right away if you're if you place your minecraft bed like this we're gonna have problems personally [Laughter] number two i don't know how i feel about the ender chest i mean our under chest's great yes but was is there a need is there a necessity for this inner chest in this bedroom number three and this is my biggest problem i really hope this is on a square box house okay watch some green tutorials build a nice house oh man i'm really i i yesterday i got so much sleep so i'm feeling like really good today but wow just looking at this i'm just like yucky this is this makes you want to go back to bed i paid three dollars extra for blueberries pancake oh one one blueberries pancake the rest regular probably the pancakes this bridge will be closed for one day between october 17th and 28th we will not tell you which day just know that one of these days you ain't getting through this bridge time to get on the plate submit a query get trolled don't get it the geeks do will i be forever alone opponent oh the interpipes are leaking with 20 different responses can i i can has cheeseburger oh can has and more funny internet meme responses like oh really 404 error and waiting it would have been really funny if i open my foot after 404 er and just be like and it's like the uh the dial up that would be funny order pizza at vaughan's this is what i got oh that's not how you cut a pizza at all there's just there's just not one good slice on this uh not one oh yeah potara's free beer no no no no close look at the fine brent free wi-fi called beer the fine prince what it's all about someone smashed into my car today and drove away without leaving any details oh holy cow what a coward dude wow yeah look at all the glass on there that is nutty just shattered your back windshield and just drove off like a little coward like scooby-doo seeing a ghost yikes well there was a camera somewhere that catches it yep the classic uh one tile not being centered gag would that not even go anywhere though because i'm looking at everything no maybe it will because i don't know it feels like if it put it it was put in the center like moved over to that center white piece um just like translated over to the right one it feels like it would still be i guess maybe just because it's already out of like out of line it feels like it'd always be out of line oh no maybe i'm just tweaking fake pockets i feel so bad anytime i see these posts because i have my i'm feeling my pockets right now and they're nice and beautiful all my pockets are great i love my pockets my pockets are awesome my voice just cracked because i was filling up my pockets and having a great time i have a i have a love for you non-pocket having folk you'll find surprise in the most unlikely places flip the paper around surprise the capital one save our card and four percent on dining entertainment hashtag save her fortune get it surprise got him got him get it got him after searching if i had an eating disorder i now only get weight loss ads i got this one on instagram my stomach is flat the l is just silent oh ow that's awful dude that is like that's genuinely terrible holy cow wow i i have no words that's just awful jeez man go ahead and grab the [ __ ] yeah no oh it's fake wait it is fake oh that means the plate's fake too though why why would you do that like genuinely why would you do this is confusing me man this hurt this is making my brain hurt man i don't like this fortnight no no no did you mean fortnite listen i don't know if you've heard but fortnight's an online video game developed by epic games and guess what bud we gotta talk about it the fortune you seek is in another cookie no it's in this one i wanted this exact fortune actually my dad has this laptop for four years and he's refusing to take this plastic protector off oh imagine how satisfying that peel would be now though just do it in the dead night when no one's looking just peel that bad boy right off it is looking ripe it is time for the harvest add one of it jeez one of eight all right i'll give you your money one plus i don't know who took a bite of the hubba bubba tape like this but i'm gonna fight them in a parking lot i'm gonna find them and i'm gonna challenge them to a about a fisticuffs and i'm gonna deck them in their job for this hubba bubba atrocity this hubba bubba horror that the they've wanted to show the class imagine waking up for an 8 a.m class and this is what you walk in and see he got up extra early to make a holiday class a little fun be nice and respect what he's doing this papa smurf i love this guy papa smurf people throwing random crap at the bed of your truck like it's a trash can oh like which one's the random crap cause it looks like do you own any of these things in the back your truck sir wow people suck dude the song we have hey uh spell check this did you spell have right i thought i did give him the 139th no girls badge teen earns all 138 boy scout merit badges congratulations dude i used to be in boy scouts when i was younger and i quit real quick because i was a an unmotivated little turd but you know i'm glad you found something that you like doing we all need something like that every once in a while why is the minesweeper a skew is that like just part of their design that's weird there's not even like a like a rounded direct telling i think it's just like bam tilted png because there's some you know apps that have like the the askew icon but it's round it's in a perfectly center box this one doesn't have the courtesy 1919 i wonder what inventions will exist in 100 years 2019 pizza but everything is crushed except the crust oh see that gang rise up we'll never have to deal with this because we get that cheese crust we get that cheese crust baby somebody stole my car radio and now i just sit inside wait that's a 21 pilot song but he really got his car video stolen why would you organize a keyboard like that that's terrible abcde format's terrible bring back cordy i want cordy at bigpond.com i was a few minutes too late on top of the eiffel tower smh everything was almost perfect almost but one of them just had to be it's pre-packaged man and it's just not right it's just not right something's wrong with it and i don't like it very much when your teacher knows you're dyslexic so she gives you this for extra credit oh i'm dyslexic oh i hate you part of me wants to completed a spite for the teacher oh when your little brother takes your phone off the charger eight percent when his at 80 percent press e to launch that little turn oh you know i would like i'm playing football i'd punt that idiot though on the space chief fort lauderdale hey that's in florida florida i live in florida do you really i'm still did you really have enough space in that van who am i to judge maybe they got a rhyme or a loaf or something and they don't have like a trailer so they got like like there's washers and dryers in there no no i can't judge oh bro why would you it's already it's more difficult to reverse into a parking spot as far as i'm concerned but you reversed into a parking spot just to be a nuisance press here to go back to the time where we played minecraft hey we still do kyle we still do kyle how dare you sliders on the me six dashboard oh god i still pay for me six premium let me cancel i'm glad you showed me that because i still pay monthly for me six premium i don't wanna do that especially if their sliders are like that no thanks yeah if there's letters like that i'm not supporting them [Laughter] whoa what is going on here what is with those rims wait i'm actually i have no id what what happened here someone knows anything about cars what is on his rims tell me i that is like genuinely like confusing me i've never seen that before it's so strange also you parked like an idiot but your rims really caught me off guard i love 65 i love 66. i love 67 i love 68. not nice but i love 70. people that order 107 of fast food 4 minutes to closing yo what a hundred and are you kidding wow packaging for a card holder i got as a gift [Laughter] yeah one two three four five five different packages for our package that holds your cards that pill goes first wait whoa i reckon i i'm thinking about osmosis jones i saw the pill and i'm like wait osmosis jones i remember that show it wasn't just a movie right i'm pretty sure there was a disney show about osmosis jones wonder what the guys to create that are up to now my class got new computers and we can't take off the plastic oh that's that's gonna dry that would drive me crazy i can understand your anger dude i feel that chief [Laughter] this is multi-faceted okay so the divider that is guarding you know your your european parts uh the urinal that was hatched out was gone ripped out of the wall two working urinals glass divider you could see inside just fine you have to look you peel the sticker off to reveal the price of 1.99 so wow loving kids it's a buck 99 you saw that for 519. that's a markup and a half it's crazy what store sells them for like a five times markup it's nuts how do you get away with that people who sit like that in a bus especially on a rainy day oh i hope it wasn't a rainy day don't get that seat dirty idiot oh hi mark ass brownlee you're now breathing manually you've now realized there's no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue you are now manually holding up your jaw yeah i'm playing in a few seconds go ahead and blink you realize you can see a little bit of your nose all the time right nope i don't think about these things marquez sorry hey are you still selling the ipad yes sell for 100 bucks sell a brand new never opened 400 ipad for a hundred dollars no come on if you're selling it it must be broke so it can't be worth more than a hundred dollars i already told my kitty could have it well go ahead and until your kid because he ain't getting it and then he tried to video call and you go why are you video calling me i want you to tell my kid to his face they won't be getting any presents this year because you're filling the blank don't care don't try and guilt-trip me you're not gonna guilt-trip me with your kid just because you told your kid something that wasn't already confirmed that's not my fault i don't care sorry oh the miss even window all the way up to and that's gonna do it for our slash mildly infuriating if you guys liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from mk and as always i'll be seeing you as always i'll be seeing you [Music] you

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Length: 66min 53sec (4013 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 14 2021