r/Rareinsults | YOU LOOK LIKE A MII

police release eafit of man wanted in connection to robbery I remember bowling against this fella on Wii Sports oh my god [Music] how's it going everyone and welcome back to Ma my name is Zack and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash rare insults this stuff is what Gordon Ramsay sees during a sleep paralysis this man's eye placement allows him to see Picasso paintings his regular portraits that thumbnail looks like James Charles if he was a breadstick good ol report of the week I react to mean comments you look like an albino rat oh don't do my man's like that Colin looks like he thinks avocados are spicy roast my climate science denying beer buddy keep him around in case there's ever an oil shortage don't even try Brett Brett nobody trying to steal yo billy goat now I see why I was curved Allah Mao hashtag ten year challenge you look like you used to buy people even looking like the black Angry Bird oh my god he's even got the fuse and ever since they were talking about how play games weren't accurate who cares Frick [ __ ] listen here you Windex guzzler your bloodline was started from a nut sock your bloodline will end in a nut suck this dude was like post Malone a post Malone I don't get why she obsesses over that chick she looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid that got bad lip Oh suction cardi B is joining the Fast & Furious franchise cool I wonder which car she'll be voicing I get it lip injections have Instagram celebrities looking like chalice two of Spain Carson literally looks like cheddar cheese that decided to be human oh my god how does one of the richest men in the world look like he cut his hair with Crayola scissors imagine dragons makes music for corporate presentation intermissions I can't really explain why but imagine dragons is what you'd get if CrossFit became a music genre she looks like the type of person who reads all terms and conditions and then presses decline guys use the dog filter on snapchat moan when they wipe their ass dude looks like an unwrapped mummy I love this sub reddit Patrick is one of those faces where you can really tell what his mother looks like oh my god dude you're right facial hair gone for now let the jokes fly you look like the black student they put on university brochures to show diversity that girls who wear crop tops to be looking like a Winnie the Pooh I would lose weight and look good in a crop top if I walk the distance between your eyebrows oh my god why her head look like the first slice of bread dude's neck is so long his food is expired before it gets too I'd rather guide my impotant granddad into my granny's dried-up foof than eat that holy cow he went there what's crazy is this dude has a beautiful face but it's framed with pubes in the hairdo of an alcoholic uncle we literally just went to the extent of cutting a hole in our blankets so that I can fall asleep at night and sleep with blanks dingdong in my mouth man I freakin can't with your posts it's times like this I wish the Titanic sunk with my grandparents on us so they would have died which would have prevented me from being born so I wouldn't have to view this content damn I often daydream about winning the Powerball and buying the licensing rights to friends just to edit out the laugh tracks then we're leasing it back to the public for free so everyone could finally understand how freakin unfunny that crappy show actually is this guy does not like friends but it did put in the effort of putting the dots in between all the letters so man that's something germs are not a real thing Fox News host says he hasn't washed hands in ten years he headset denies existence of germs saying I can't see them therefore they're not real his melee attacks inflict a poison damage da Quan looks like the president from monsters vs. aliens oh my god it's the forehead wrinkles is the eyebrows everything this guy looks like a high school bathroom holy kay how do people think of these how much is $2 chips it probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes she looks like a housewife buying weed for the first time as a teenager a dude made a comment about shooting his nut 40 feet a nerdy kid sat down did a bunch of math and explained that the velocity he'd have to reach to get that kind of distance would kill the sperm from air resistance so effectively he was infertile I love that this makes her eyebrows look like interrogation lamps she had the face of an angel and a personality like the sound of an ironing board being unfolded damn disrespect me again and I'll determine your body's resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils her miserable organs inside out thanks VeggieTales facts very cool Jimmy Fallon laughs like he has a trained sniper on him but that is actually really true oh my god Jesus Christ dude shut up for a few minutes he sounds like an NPC in Grand Theft Auto he sounds like if a jewel could talk I don't want to hear this remember when the killer robot looked like a killer robot and not the manager of Home Depot guess who don't got kids me guess who doesn't have that grammar also you whoa bruh six words and you understood what I meant show you tricks rabbit look at his stuff stay in your lane bruh he looks like Larry the Cucumber from VeggieTales oh good someone someone please edit his face green the best evidence I can muster that humans are smarter than cats is that we don't chase laser dots on the carpet says a man whose careers based on studying tiny pinpoints of light in the sky come on don't don't do my man Neil like that it's the lighting quote unquote she looks like a wikiHow illustration oh that's that's that's a deep one he looked like if you microwaved Ellen for 25 I'll keep observing Columbus Day Thanks what do you do to observe Columbus Dave get lost in a grocery store looking for spices Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they can make orange juice without oranges oh my god you're right though you look like a magician whose only trick is turning Bud Light into domestic violence yesterday I asked my twelve-year-old son what other kids at school think about him having two dads his response they don't care but they don't like how I'm immune to yo mama jokes yo mama so ugly Oh dad had to get a husband well I mean that's funny to me but the kid probably still immune that's a very large superpower he has the 34 year old was caught driving with a suspended license I used to draw this man in preschool damn this man looks like he's wearing a disguise maybe he is it's always the glasses in the mustache amazing how you overestimate your own value and call yourself mediocre I hope that in a past life you were a builder in ancient Mesopotamia who was really crappy at your job charlie starting to look like the mop I throw away 20 years ago oh my god I really want to see his response to that he is very good at making insults she looks like the germs from mucinex commercials oh my god I felt the heat coming off of that one men who hate women on Twitter are weird I hate mushrooms bye don't hunt down correct criticize humiliate harassed and jackoff to them you are a cute coffee pie you are a narrow scalding and Arash you know oh my god I've seen this one do a neck reveal head looks like a ninja turtle cosplaying as a vape shop owner Cowabunga dude vape on man's face looking like my math notebook he looks like that unlikable kid that'll take a chicken nugget from your plate without even asking you you know what you're right I definitely do those vibes in what frickin situation do you need this picture for she's underwater I will piss on your sofa I do some weird stuff in the bathroom my toilet has seen a lot of crap I don't mean to say your jokes are predictable but there are undiscovered tribes in the heart of the Peruvian jungle who knew you were going to say that Pete Davidson and Margot quale have reportedly call it quits Pete Davison and Pete Davison and a wig have called it quits for a sec I thought her neck was wicked long but then I realized it was just the design of her shirt she looks like a PEZ dispenser ramsey acts as if he's been holding in his piss for hours your mustache looks like the Pizza Hut logo oh my god it does damn boy that moustache thick that's pretty freakin funny your comment is the meme equivalent of a laugh track this band looks like they randomly got a sign together for a group project at school it does you know what it does rare side of me smiling in a picture girl you bought the cutest tennis ball I ever seen I once got roofied in an Applebee's and the food was still the worst thing that happened to me that night damn human life is overrated support global warming I refuse to support the women's outfit in the front right she somehow reminds me of every member of the scooby-doo gang oh my god yeah there's a little bit of everything in there she's 11 and scared but let's talk about her nipples she stood there for some time her legs cold his marble inside her jeans her nipples feeling sharp enough and hard enough to cut through paper her lips dead dry she waited for the voices no voices came Stephen King again how'd you guess because it sounds like a sentient bag of cocaine wrote it what are some increasingly rude ways to say fu a lovely insulting Africans is yo ma was neat GNA hey man I died on how to say any of that and I don't want to butcher it but that translates to your mother wasn't fricked your dad crapped in her okay yeah that's yeah that's pretty uh that's pretty good definitely interesting and new I found my cousin's old school pictures why your cousin looks like you better ask Shrek to do the roar [Laughter] like big kid yeah there are do it this man goes to the gym and does shrugs for four hours and leaves blue face the type of dude to cancel a doctor's appointment because he's sick Skippy's the type of guy who would scam you for fee picks on omegle oh my god I ain't trying to roast you but y'all hair looks like the soap at a car wash it does though or nasty cotton candy no FAP November that's one way to say it everyone who does not participate is a beta leftist alternatively it's because I'm a grown-ass man and I worked too hard to be judged by the Spirit Halloween knockoff Thor damn he did not hold back any punches with that one her eyes look like they had an argument years ago and have never spoken since her friends invited her to a party they said be there or be square she stayed home and made this the older Jenna gets the more she dresses like a 14 year old boy stoner yeesh he looked like he eats sweet potatoes straight out of the ground yeah I don't think this guy's seen a toothbrush a day in his life hey champ you better stop talking to my girl on cake or you and I will have to have a little chat his body language is worse eminent of a youth pastor being uncomfortable talking about sex Ben Shapiro is the kid who says timeout when he's about to get bagged hey guys eight timeout timeout you know I don't want to lose II know I'm not really good at this game Adam Scott looks like Tom Cruise drawn by a talented six-year-old why does that fit so perfectly it's so specific but very very true blue face I want to thank you so much I got into a horrible car accident three years ago that left me paralyzed unable to walk I heard you music the other day and I got up to turn it off I'm coming that's like a $40 uber from one eyebrow to the other oh my god Pete Davidson looks like a pharmacist that has been using his own supply he looks like if Voldemort moved to Florida and got into coke what again it's so specific but it works Eddie Berbick now begins the time where people who actually like Christmas exercise patience maturity and elegance until December while maniacs blast Jingle Bell Rock a month early like a child who couldn't wait their turn for the water phone at school a fantastic end to a fantastic subreddit that was I had a lot of fun with that one but hey we got some fan art from reddit user scribbles ko 903 fan number two completes took me three hours thank you by the way to everyone who gave support to my previous piece and look at this phenomenal piece I love this so much me and my boy Damien side-by-side that man we look great absolutely 100% love this piece so much I am beyond humbled and hey check out their Twitter as well at scribbles code 903 thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell see you notified every time m'kay uploads and well until the next one I'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Id: 2FZBVY4tP5I

Length: 11min 54sec (714 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 12 2019