r/Comedyheaven | Tell him to be small

[Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin the dumb one and today we're gonna be taking a look at r slash comedy heaven oh i am really gonna regret this one let's get in there eh macbook air uh huh did i miss something genuinely i'm confused right off the bat so that's a good sign what up my glip glops let's talk about sexual assault awareness oh god stop using rick and morty to relate to kids for the love of god babies with soft spots on their head better not misbehave lest they end up on my pottery wheel oh man i am uncomfortable but that's okay we're gonna keep going i can do this game boy advance full of beans like new probably doesn't work because it's full of beans no lowball offers i know what i have i'll give you eight thousand dollars happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday it's no my birthday ah shoot well i'll catch you next time then dr phil black oh my god what in the world altar bread are these vegan no it contains the flesh of jesus christ how did i not know that you could get altar bread on amazon i'm not saying i'm gonna get any it's just kind of weird you know didn't realize amazon had the contract to supply the body of christ first preserved dinosaur butthole is perfect and unique paleontologist says this was a multi-purpose hole oh oh no no no no no you're no longer a paleontologist i'm sorry we're taking that phd away from you and the winner is question we can't call okay all right then first ever picture taken of a black hole in a visible light spectrum no this is a cat i don't know i don't see any evidence that it is third degree burn challenge oh yeah that reminds me of the boiling water challenge that came out after the ice bucket challenge yeah people actually did it everybody's kinda dumb super rare crunchy cheeto the beatles walking man with arms behind back only a thousand dollars wow what a steal guys i want to see your computer though where's the computer oh you see it's right there farzad boy 2003 do you have any condom decoy no i must go shopping i have to go shopping for the count dom merry christmas oh what a happy family and of course we have the two genders brother and custom i'm selling my paintings i am leonardo da vinci 22 grandson i learned this from ancestry.com i have his eyebrows and nose give me an offer for a piece of art leonardo is also my idol i see that you caught the same art bug that leonardo had and you're clearly backing it up with all of the talent yellowstone caldera my sister died five stars you want to talk about it dumbass seagulls now that's the type of content i am always looking for i've been a dirty girl today oh god it's a foot fetish post so dirty baby girl do you like call of duty i updated my tactical belt mounted egg holster to feature a latch now you can safely perform a handstand while keeping your eggs safe this man knows the importance of the egg if you lose your egg you're in trouble and god's not gonna let you into heaven as we all know scientists have taught spinach to send emails because that's the most important thing facing humanity right now getting spinach to do things that we want also sending emails what is this 2003 bambi's mother goal to protect and raise bambi failed well you didn't have to go there but you did and i think you're a piece of crap for it r lost media oh god it's mark not safe for work penis 1965 found a full film you just found a film called penis will it microwave a fork oh it'll certainly microwave all right maybe not like you're hoping fine dining is a fine mess french onion soup is french onion soup as french onion soup as french onion soup is french onion soup as french onion soup his french onion soup is french onion french onion soup is french onion soup his french onion soup is french onion soup his french onion soup is french onion soup okay i gotta stop otherwise i will start to bleed from my eyes debbie kent anti-vaccination proud mother of three rip todd forever in my heart imagine vaccinating your children debbie did todd die because you didn't vaccinate him how's the owner of google bill gets there is so much wrong with this but it's all so right at the same time giveaway time giving away this fish to participate like retweet reply and tag a friend see now this is one of the few retweet and follow giveaways that i would absolutely join in on your delivery oh yes my leg arrived thank you for setting it inside the house friends with benefits no don't do that to my boy gumby you can't wow horror house please don't haunt me eh all right i will heal the philippines why does it need to be healed am i missing something also jeez he's so much bigger than i thought a group where you can ask any question or get advice on anything how eat apple help i am interested in electric fireplace what's the lowest you ho you didn't have to call me a name all right let's see iphone 7 plus 32 gigabytes would you trade for 600 worth of mcd coffee coupons that never expires i can send you the pick you can buy any hot drink three best leg exercises for women hide this story or not interested in human leg horror fights and red card moments in football number three why do i have a sneaky suspicion that this image is not what it seems kill.me is a premium domain but it could be yours tap here for it and we'll respond asap but i got a sneaky suspicion that that domain's worth like a hundred grand for no reason me and my partner have been trying to scare each other god are pretty good on the kitchen with the party ring man you guys are wild how life me this isn't really giving me much man did you know lionwood carving sculpture don't scroll without a like you know i did not know lionwood carving sculpture but now i do and i think i'm better off for it disney princesses reimagined as cement mixers now these are the remasters we have been waiting for for at least 40 years across the board here okay you listening disney you want to give us the remakes we deserve here you go aisle 29 nappies all right shaking your head is one way to communicate no thanks are we sure we're in comedy heaven or are we in the back rooms of comedy right now cause i am just super confused across the board at these food nom wikipedia is a blessing you know what i mean conservatives fear the obama death star good to see they're worried about legitimate things unlike us how could you do this high republic says jedi sex is okay anakin is mad how old are you 23 oh shoot we're sorry someone's already that age in the world you can't be 23. sorry you gotta find something different dude oh not nine gag jesus if penis had eyes not really that's really stretching it man wally please i'm just trying to have a conversation with you and you're pushing me away like something that pushes things away like a minecraft piston i'm sorry patrick stewart as poop oh god his greatest role i think he should have won the first voice acting oscar for that one still awake pal ordered you some of these since you like ham and cheese sandwich ham and cheese pop-tart with frosting delicious dad thanks so much in 2002 pope john paul ii requested that the media stop referring to the car as the popemobile saying that the term was undignified okay i wasn't expecting to find a fact about the pope in comedy heaven but here we are collect all four boxes to complete the poster i don't want to complete that poster i'm sorry guys a no hand pull up real no hands pull up challenge record sure his rent poop you won't believe what pitcher plants charge in rent is it poop brand new never been worn engagement ring girlfriend fell off cliff and died on impact oh i am so sorry but sure i'll buy it i guess jesus what are we looking at risen die strong man my favorite trilogy oh what a nice plate applicant explanation fishball dmv comments fish ball some sort of sexual verdict no as it turns out fishball is not asexual in largely virtual house financial services markup of covet bill representative tom emmer is asked to suspend his comments and figure out why he is upside down oh these people not being able to figure out zoom is great that's unnecessary tell him to be small hey you stop being big right now blizzard is hiring the world of warcraft team is hiring we are looking for snart well uh personally i think i fit the bill for snart quite well me omg wait no he's jumping off a building sponge bag hello my name is swim shady you doing okay bud i think swim shady might be about to die i sat on my testicle so hard that i fainted kfc manager mufasi i feel like there's a lot more to this story though what are you covered in your own tears my neighbor totoro adult onesies price dropped five pounds sizes one small two medium and one large i'll take them all please what does your dog see oh i really wish he didn't see that you may be thinking oh jeep somebody helped that guy's drowning fear not he uses his skills to breathe underwater dick out applicant explanation celebration of my son moving out of the house dmv comments dick verdict no coke classic diet coke simply orange juice online school sending death threats to woodworkers so true like this post if you're a friend of jesus christ i can't what is this supposed to mean welders hate woodworkers that much i i i i don't know why i swiped right you're a dog i'm a human our love is forbidden woof you know i'm really glad that we're out of post today something felt really up with comedy heaven this time around hopefully they get fixed for next time before we get going though let's go ahead and take a look at our fan art for robin damien lexi and jack i hope you like it and thank you for making me smile aw would you look at that i'm still a bird also i like how damien is an angel because he's dead when he's not the d lee channel is right over there i'm pointing you can't see where i'm pointed look the point remains always remember 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Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 06 2021