r/Mildlyinfuriating | so much pain.

this type of packaging just use scissors man i don't want to bother with scissors [Music] hey everyone this is your daily dose of mk my name's jack and today we're going to be looking at some mildly infuriating but enough parodying beautiful souls let's get on to the video this 118 minute ad i had before a youtube video congratulations madam you are officially the most hated person on the internet to be fair at least you are privileged with having that skip add button can you imagine a world where youtube does not allow us to skip ads ugh could it be like tv i don't mean to damage the income of some channels out there but can we get rid of ads for videos less than a minute long or at least just have them at the end please mother youtube upon checking here it seems like the seller was the one who deleted the negative feedbacks why the frick does amazon allow sellers to delete negative reviews they sent me a broken device and i can't even warn other people about it but how can anyone trust amazon reviews or amazon as a brand for that matter when sellers get to pick and choose which reviews get to stay up ah that's fraud i do apologize sir in this case let me then transfer you to our respective team that is well trained in this kind of concern and for better resources that you deserve please stay connected that is by far the most elegant backflip i have ever read meanwhile in the top charts top free ipad apps there's among us in number two but in number one it's they are literally impostering among us hey so i want to be a bit creative with my design i want to leech off among this and minecraft at the same time the screwdriver that came with a replacement battery for my kindle was assembled backwards ah that's an easy fix just just smash the handle open i feel like it was someone's last day and they're like you know what screw em this is my sister's bag of strawberry and banana smoothie mix there's only one banana slice in it ah but you see the scarcity makes it more valuable also i get hungry when i pack these things i don't know what to tell you here at generic business we practice responsible waste management by making it as cheap as possible for us you're welcome [Applause] in 1984 sue grafton released a is for alibi every book in the crime mystery series was titled after a letter for the alphabet she ended the series in 2017 with y is for yesterday she died the same year she was one book away one singular book i'll be honest i'm not even frustrated i'm too busy being impressed you didn't make it to the end miss grafton but you damn well made an amazing trail my friend added thousands of rickrolls to my only playlist cause they were bored okay wow wow seven thousand jesus that i'm pretty certain that takes a long time to do but hey i mean what are friends for if not to ruin your time my roommates left me the last piece of cake i made oh yeah mate it's just there i need my kids really good job man it's really tasty when did you eat the cake about two minutes ago what good then you haven't digested it fully yet what are you doing with the knife nothing just um just having us get away this is why you need to be taught architecture in schools not just general carpentry or something to do with whatever will stop this from happening again no but jake this isn't a big deal i want you to remove chocolate from carpet and then tell me this isn't a big deal how my sister charges her phone what why what hmm look i'm not going to encourage violence but you need to whack them over their head to fix their brain because clearly something's wrong with it this is what the house looks like after i don't clean for two days see this is why i don't share house anymore oh you're you were so close hey captain you're gonna add some caramel to the last bit there no i don't think i will oh look it's what you get when your landlord lazily replaces your stovetop no it's fine make your own property look like just less value i want to say another word but let's not apple chords just keep breaking my second chord in a year oh but apple's better than samsung no that's just you using the chords what i'm trying to say is i've never had an android cord break from constant use pizza but everything is crust except the crust wow if you could describe someone's personality where my girlfriend's left her cup of water now you see the laptop's stable is a hard stable surface unlike the bed which you know you could wobble so it's better there all the miracle cures advertised to my elderly mother with dementia oh that is horrifyingly sickening i know us younger generation have a habit of making fun of boomers and older people but to be fair they really do get a rough end of the stick in some aspects can you really blame them for wanting to elongate their life as much as possible meanwhile there's us in the younger generation who are doing this i feel like this happens to me more often than it should as someone who's never experienced this let me offer some friendly advice don't grind your butt against the door as you leave contrary to what you may think it's not a hot guy at the club do i want to awkwardly drink from the corner or have coffee run down my cheeks when i drink from the flat side oh my god serve this at a cafe and watch everyone develop a bit of public anxiety a part of highway 1 fell into the ocean so a 45 mile drive turned into a 200 mile drive why is no one built a bit closer in land up to the coast wow i mean i get that there's you know nature reserves and all that but jeez you guys are a bit too trusting your mother nature not to screw things over for you don't you just press both f1 to get f2 well i don't know what you're complaining about it's clearly simple maths everyone's talking about february but i'm here like come on february what what's going on buddy looking at you 28. don't blame me one's the one who's making the problem here don't you try and drag me into this move back no everyone knows their weak starts on a monday so i am starting on the start of the week two here i vote one moves back agreed 27 i'm reading a book on forensics and it has a very realistic image of a fly on every page well i suppose it's one way to keep you attentive i ordered a gift from a company based in portland oregon for a delivery in portland oregon this was the tracking for my package nice carbon footprint okay i was expecting like maybe going around the states but around the country that is impressive here at a generic mail company we like to take your package for a little world-class sightseeing trip my glove broke while i was dying my hair oh it stained your hands and it stole some clothes zach's clothes oh if i had done any little thing even the slightest more correctly oh this is why you need to just round things up like no one's going to see that percentage they're just going to see that final grade and assume you were as basic as its lowest possible percentage you've collected 100 well actually you didn't collect it all but yeah we'll give you it anyway honestly we forgot to place the other ones but we don't want to fix it got to work to find a full parking garage and this idiot hi i'm a car this is my license plate feel free to call the police on me please do it punish my owner i am so ashamed of being owned by them only 21 inch not 24 inch one star oh no i can already tell what this is about it's about speed oh no tv right i have not used it so far but i am giving rating just because it's not 24 inch it is a 21 inch monitor to which the company is claiming of 24 inch photo for reference i am very confident about posting this review it's ruined everyone's plans influencers jetted off to dubai in lockdown upset a terrible travel ban as they rush back to uk i had personal reasons for why i went i needed some me time ah look uh i don't want to say anything too demonetizable for me time because look we all deserve a little bit of me time especially if that meantime happens to be tens of thousands of dollars to be flown over to dubai to be pooped on by rich people then that is you have your me time and no i am not kidding oh it's going to go to the bathroom quick and knock the door oh no that doesn't work that's that's okay i don't mind people walking in as long as they're paying me a couple of grand in dubai i guess okay i'll stop this is how customers storm through our collars and leads don't let this be you just put things back where you find them oh my gosh was it people that walk through here or actual animals bought a new laptop biki doesn't light up it's because i'm not the key you want but i'm the key you deserve i am the darkness hey that's a nice banana case too bad you've excited this banana too much save space for all no mask we won't ask we are inclusive to all oh i'm not wearing a mask we know that you have a reasonable excuse no they don't we know that your reason is a private matter it's an ignorant matter thank you for supporting our business all right i'm just going to assume they are desperate for customers that that has got to be the reason that or they're owned by nut jobs the inconsistency of measuring equipment from the same manufacturer oh look at that no longer trusting stanley material so the meeting started 20 minutes ago and i'm the circle on the netflix volume control isn't centered on the line no no why did you reveal this to us how dead how dare you one of these rooms is not like the others one of these roon defrost doesn't belong phone number optional you must enter a phone number oh okay the outlets are all at different heights in my mom's apartment well welcome to wacky wall installation some jerry your wacky wall installator i'll put some wall installations all over it for you what you need a tv outlet what you don't you don't need it well we'll put one there anyway because hey i'm wacky gerry oh i'll do what i watch screw you 50 in the spot 50 out the spot 100 in people's way by far the worst parking job i have ever witnessed in real life yeah but you see [ __ ] this way means i can get out much faster i'm quietly relaxing away from my computer when this a-hole shows up um hi still watching you better go over there and play with your laptop for a little bit buddy otherwise i'm going to assume you're out of here tried to buy a cup of coffee they wouldn't accept my penny but hang on isn't the penny like a dollar whoa whoa whoa buddy that's too much money hey what are you trying to do give us extra and come on i don't think so seriously like what oh i'm sorry let me just go grab 99 specific cents in a day and age where the average cheap thing costs like five dollars these bread rolls that are individually packaged in plastic and then bundled together in plastic it's like every effort we make to save the environment there is some business out there that's like you know what let's tip the scales 4 49 standard shipping four to eight business days get it by tuesday february 9 or 7.99 expedited delivery get it by tuesday february 9. you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means when asked for an itemized bill the price magically drops 33 percent when they need to show their work oh my america oh america you poor poor souls like this is literally medical health stuff and wow they are literally trying to sting you like this that's insane no remember don't worry they give you a discount of fourteen hundred dollars ah that's fine simply pull from both sides i did shapes fossils rocks and plates incorrect answer the correct answer is without capital letters anyone who's played kahoot trivia can definitely relate to this what are the names of the magnetic poles north and south no the correct answer is that there is none they don't exist apparently one star anti-robin hood still from the poor and dispersed to the rich robin hood dog club responds hi we are not the robin hood trading app we are a german price compare app could you please remove your review thanks a lot your robinhood club team oh swing and a miss evie for the sake of my own sanity i'm going to assume someone just pushed it that's that's that's what happened yep my neighbor installing shelves oh you have fun confronting them about that i am going to avoid that completely when you were one slice short of filling up the entire space well firstly screw you for making me crave nutella and banana sandwich in which case you deserve to suffer because you were making me now suffer because i don't have those things not me all right let me just wash my hands in this sink design for a freaking child my mom bought my little brother a slinky not even one minute and this just in younger brother ruins everything in other news water is wet oh let me just undo this oh no there's one more there and another it was literally four pieces that were over it imagine trying to scrape a bowl with this spatula how did why was this approved it's effective because it's cute bottom side of the stairs just why [Music] who genuinely thought this was a good idea label master just not really good at aiming it right though my son got a woody toy for his birthday first thing he did was turn him over and reach for the pull string oh your kit what is the point of him if he doesn't have the pulley string it's like a captain america toy without a shield like it's just a toy peacock has the worst subtitles of any streaming service constantly being completely whited out by stuff on screen the universe and the system only half of my pop-tart was frosted no no that's half and half flavor the frosting is one flavor and the other is my level of humor you're welcome they're putting advertisements into fortune cookies now instead of fortunes what in the wow they they seriously think this is a good place to advertise all right guys hear me out what if we ruin fortune cookies you saved one cent wait did they buy from grubhub you know what you deserve that one cent just what i like to see in business hours absolute chaos select all squares with traffic lights oh my god i hate these ones like okay is that top left one counted or not because there is a little bit in there but is that enough i don't know it seems there's never a clear answer my tv goes up to just 63. why that number we will never know hey don't hate on me someone's going to light up the night sky you know did you put them back in the right place yeah yeah man yeah okay i was gonna give it to them because it looked like at first the bit had fallen off but no it was designed this way oh look at me i'm so kooky and different you are hated you are unanimously hated just once again hey that's some nice recycling you're trying to achieve as a society let's let's screw it over whoa yeah yeah ah slash auntie masks a daring soldier approaches the free hey wear masks i don't want autism you are what's wrong with the world you should wear a mask you scrawny little fine art time here we go today's work is by emergency southern 345 and they are welcoming us to the crew well thank you it's an honor to be on board now look at the cute guy in this sailor uniform just gorgeous that is a fashionable sailor if i do say so myself thank you for the beautiful work emergency southern and remember folks if you'd like to see your future work in a future video be sure to post it in the mk subreddit so we can you know show it off speaking of showing off it's time for me to do that not here anymore though great segway jack if you enjoyed your time today please like the video and if you are new to the channel make sure you are subscribed if you are subscribed make sure you are still subscribed otherwise i'll come to your room at night and say hello cause you know i get to get lonely sometimes i just want to talk but i'll talk about mundane things like taxes oh very threatening so you better be subscribed and stuff anyway that's the end of this video so farewell hope you had a fun one i love it a bit and i'll see you again for the next one bye

Channel: EmKay

Views: 315,257

Rating: 4.9590564 out of 5

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Id: fguMUHiJT9c

Length: 15min 26sec (926 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 06 2021