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hello [Music] welcome where the hell have you been that's all i have to say to you right now where the hell have you been hmm what's going on now what's the deal where the hell have you been i'm gonna need you to explain yourself right now because there's just no excuses right now there's no excuses at all you know you're here now but why not then hmm what's going on with you you too busy [Music] i'm disappointed in you so disappointed [Music] i can't believe it where the hell have you been [Music] [Music] [Music] hmm okay hey welcome uh so yeah where the hell have i been that's what i've been saying this whole time where the hell have i been you know what is that all about anyway let's ignore that question let's go right into this game that i love this is frostbunk and i'm just gonna i'm not even gonna bother explaining it because you'll get it in the uh the intro movie if you haven't heard of it it's a really fun game uh but i i've gotten really good at the game so we're going to play it together and we're going to play it on the hardest difficulty and i'm going to let you guys decide what happens to the people in this accursed city you're going to see what's going on in just a second let me get that up and ready to go yeah this is frostbunk you're gonna see what it all means a lot of people are probably gonna die because of the choices that you make but that's on you not on me okay let's do this watch this hang on wait for it wait for it wait for it we roam the still cold world [Music] no horizon in sight [Music] the rulers of old stripped with pride and glory [Music] it feels as yesterday we were turning the wheels of progress until the frost stopped it all suddenly without a warning when tides had changed they changed for all of us no matter wealth of class [Music] we've lost our world to snow and with it are last traces of humanity we bid farewell to plenty and for those who remained came the time to adapt we decided to leave our homes and head north we roamed for weeks maybe months leaving behind all the things we once believed had made us it was hope that pushed us forward slowly step by step [Music] renew the cost of our journey and we've paid the price a hundred times [Music] finally the time has come to build the last city on earth i'm back now everybody calm yourselves get your booboo kisses out of the way everyone line up get your booboo kisses out of the way because once we get into this there's going to be no booboo kisses no there's no there's going to be no huggy woogies no it's not going to be fun it's not going to be happy no one's going to have a good time here i've already turned my ac down i am freezing in this room it is so cold my nipples are so hard but we're going to go into this so get your boo-boo kisses out of the way yeah my nose is broken but it's fine it doesn't even look that bad it's fine get your booboo kisses out of the way because once the booboo kisses are gone it's it's hard mode okay it's gonna suck or if that if that intro movie didn't get you hyped up let me tell you something else about this imagine okay put yourself in my shoes not my shoes put yourself in your shoes you're one of the last humans on earth and you get to survive in the coldest place known to man the arctic region where they've built the generator that is going to keep us alive so long as it keeps running and the things we have to do to make it keep running are up to us and those are on our consciences and that's in our soul yeah oh yeah so i'm gonna let you decide you who knows nothing about this game i know how to play this game i've beaten this game many times i've beaten it on the hardest difficulty i know how to play this game i know how to play real good but you have to make blind choices i'm not going to try to guide you through it you're going to make mistakes i'm going to try to fix them as i go along but all in all it's in your hands whether we live or die okay good great good also yeah i know i haven't been uploading consistently that should change now because i've been very busy but enough of that it's time we fled from london oh by the way did you notice uh did anyone notice the familiarity of that narrator it's the same guy that did hunting he who if you watch unisonness which maybe you do maybe you don't uh also just on unison today was a video of me actually breaking my nose so if you want to see that actually happening in real time uh go over there but we got we we got a city to build so let's get it also uh if it wasn't clear i love the music and just the overall sound design in this game it is incredible and i love it okay so if you played frostpunk before you know what the deal is but if you haven't then uh buckle up okay first thing we're gonna do we're gonna make a law see this is this is what the game is about you make laws to try to adapt and survive uh of the laws that we have in the beginning we got emergency shift fighting arena soup food additives if you don't know what these are emergency arena emergency emergency arena we're gonna put everyone emergency in the arena uh emergency swift people have to work 24 hours fighting arena they can fight soup you make soup food additives put sawdust in the food that's good for people radical treatment ah cut their legs off sustain life eh keep them alive i guess cemetery not self-explanatory but corpse disposal put them in a pile that's pretty cool let's see you can put kids in shelters or you can make them work it's all good options so you get to make the decision so let me make a poll here real quick we're going to be doing this through straw poll i know it's not efficient i know it's not good shut up i tried to do other pull systems it didn't work or i'm too stupid okay so hang on and let's let's see well it'll be the f you guys have complete control over the laws that we do and i have to do these i have to make it work somehow some of them if you think critically about it if you actually use your brain a little bit some of them you know wouldn't be good to do right away but maybe would be good later you know you could think about it that way you know if you ever thought about that you could do that uh some of them really not the best laws at all uh but you know we'll make do uh child labor or child shelters all right let's create this poll you guys get to vote i'm gonna link this in the in the in the things i'm gonna link it i'm gonna link it in the things in the chat okay here we go i'm putting the link in the comments the chat the comments and the chat you guys pick whatever you want what are the results i was trying to get a system where i could actually put it on stream but i'm not a professional streamer so i actually couldn't get to work all right what are you what are you [ __ ] voting for nothing got nothing child labor is illegal uh for now it is for now it is for now the answer is for now did you guys crash this website what is going on why is it not working what did you do what did you do what did you do you crashed why god oh my god you're supposed to kill the people in the game you're not supposed to kill the website how did you crash straw poll how did you do that how did you crash straw poll all right fine i'll do a different one then thanks thanks gang really good really good job good you good job everybody i'm real proud of you all right oh my god do i have to type this in every time i i think there's a paste option on this one maybe i could do that oh my god cemetery corpse disposal okay child labor child shelters for the boring people all right how do i oops oops oh nice nice okay cool create poll let's see how that does let me get a notepad everybody just shush it's fine it's fine do the other one oh actually no wait you didn't crash it it's working soup soup that's your first soup soup's your first choice soup you want to choose soup you want soup why do you want soup what's wrong with you why would you pick soup soup what are you what are you even thinking soup i mean it's not bad eventually but why why would that be the first pick why would you pick soup why should shot stop saying soup all right fine we're going soup all right all right soup it is okay i gotta put people to work all right everybody shut up i have i actually haven't played in like a couple weeks so i'm a little rusty just a little bit though also in this mode there's no pausing so good good luck with pausing we got soup great let me go to the imaginary uh cook house that we don't have yet and go cook us up some soup yeah that's good yeah i appreciate that thank you for the soup yeah everyone's gonna enjoy a big bowl of nothing soup because we don't have any soup thank you oh for this lovely soup snow soup it's my favorite soup best soup ever everyone loves snow soup greatest soup actually in my opinion in my humble opinion best soup fantastic soup a plus soup you know what i mean you know what i'm talking about just top tier soup fantastic we have soup even when i did the test run of this this this they didn't pick soup you know they didn't do this soup because that just that would just be ridiculous that'd be absurd why don't anyone pick soup why would anyone pick soup i wonder yeah there would be no point to that sometimes i delete the roads here maybe maybe i could do that maybe now i'll go for beacon first so so there's a lot of things about this game that that are not going to make sense oops that are not going to make sense right away but they'll make sense later because your tiny little brains can't handle the big plays that my brain can make in this game i am so unbelievably good at this that i'm gonna be able to counteract your dumb soup brains you just got your brain your skull is just a big bowl of soup up there and that's fine like whatever everyone needs soup sometimes i guess but not now is not the time that people would need that but fine sure all right let me just let him go you can speed up time here for whatever good it's gonna do there's also to be other moral choices in this game that it's not just about making laws people come up and they're like boo hoo my family's been torn apart i wish i could find my husband and daughter i'm sorry that's very mean anyway she urges me to hurry i'm what do you think i'm doing what do you think i'm doing anyway these things will pop up and it'll be people like boo hoo i don't have any more soup to eat can we please get some soup and you can either say yes no or go away and so you guys will be able to make those choices too yeah if we a look if your husband and daughter didn't make them make it you know and we still find their frozen corpses you know no one discriminates what's in the soup so you know we'll do it we can we'll do what we can we'll do it we can we'll do what we can we'll do what we can oh man i'm not gonna be able to concentrate on whatever i'm doing you guys are gonna be just a bunch of jerk wads and make me forget what i'm doing half the time what am i doing half the time i don't even know i have no idea oh there's a lot of people that play this game uh probably more meticulously than i do i don't do that i just plop things down wherever i feel like it because i i'm lazy and i'll also i think a circle is how this game is supposed to be played so i just built things in a circle anyway everybody shut up everybody shut up shut up shut up the polls over there's no poll right now the next poll's coming up but the poll for now is not oh what's this oh there's no roof over our heads all right this is your next choice i'm sorry it's not funny no no houses let's see uh i'll give you a house or two i'll give you all the houses no house for the baby all right don't crash draw pull again okay cool got right gotcha all right cool there's we're going to try straw poll again if you crash it again i'm going to move on to the other one but let's see all right all the houses all the houses really uh but hang on hold on there no soup shelter uh don't build anything hold on hey hold hold your horses your horses need to be held yes yes yes [Laughter] i know i probably swayed the vote with the boo hoo but frankly i don't care uh like last time i tested this out they actually made me build [ __ ] for my people and i was like ah what the hell are you guys even thinking all right this is clear and cut clear cut oh boo everyone oh poor baby oh no shut up sleep in the snow you sleep in the snow and you'll like sleeping in the snow we didn't get enough coal i forgot about that uh wisdom of the crowd see this is what i'm talking about see when facing demands remember this people usually look for the quickest solution not the best one you don't have to agree with everything they ask for if you fix the problem your way it's fine thank you thank you thank you thank you very much okay we need to get uh next time we're gonna need more metal i'm gonna put some guys to work there uh let's go ahead and get the cook house so that we can mix make our s soup whatever i also don't bother squeezing things in i often feel like there's plenty of room you don't really need to a lot of people play this game for super efficiency i just play it for plopping things down and that being the end of it i'm also going to build this just because i also there there's no logic to it my my city building structure probably people that play frostpunk all the time are going to be so mad at the way that i do this but like i said don't know there is a point like uh we eventually you know we will need to we'll make soup but you know if we run out of food which is very likely in survivor mode we're not going to do so good doing good is not what we're going to do so give it go out your boohoo kisses and you all let's kiss up those tears away got six hours of coal left we're fine it's fine hey look we got another law coming up oh yeah i forgot people get sick that's a thing i forgot about that all right it's law time baby it's law time all right let me i wonder if i can can i would i please oh yeah this is the stuff this is what some people call uh the stuff okay oh i love paste answers that's good that's good that's good that's good stuff uh what a second law all right create copy all right it's on how do you vote i'm putting a link in the in the chat you can click on that and then you go to this play this pla this mysterious website that lets you pick what we're gonna do next okay okay so let's see what the with the genius genius geniuses pick ugh yes yes we're putting the kids to work yes yes yes [Music] yes kids get out of school and get in the pile get in that coal pile and you start digging with those tiny you start digging away in those gold piles that's the thing about this game it often turns you into an evil capitalist all right we're gonna we're gonna put these kids to work lazy pieces of crap get get to get to work kids get to work you're in the coal pot we're running out of coal what are you kids even doing are you even getting never getting any cold look at all the kids should be learning not working oh we have to toil up there now the kids have to work too so sad all right let's get let's get on with it we've been wasting too much time all right sicko's getting the sicko tent everybody who's sick just go go hop on in hop in the sick tent i don't i don't even want to see you i don't want to see anyone sneezing up a storm on me don't even think about it oh yeah i guess i should have someone make soup i guess whatever fine soup we don't need that many people for soup well we do need oh no the generator's shutting down it's gonna be cold no that's that's a shame that's a shame that's a shame that's a real shame all right get to work excellent this is good this is good stuff this is great stuff actually this is actually incredible stuff this stuff is actually pretty pretty nuts this is pretty incredible stuff going on here guys okay uh we're probably gonna i pick this by the way i pick this you know why i picked this you know why i picked this and you don't pick this is because all the gameplay stuff you leave that up to me you leave that up to me i will do the gameplay stuff you all sit back and do the not gameplay stuff i will take care of this and i'm gonna do uh the reason i'm gonna do heaters next is because in survivor mode the cold comes very quickly and if you don't get heaters up then this cookhouse is not going to work anymore and then anything on the outside is also not going to work yada yada whatever when can we get to cannibalism that's what i'm wondering um you love this game i love this game too this game is is phenomenal i i truly do enjoy the this game it touches on something that that i often think is overlooked in terms of uh in terms of uh yeah i'm just gonna plop this down wherever i'm not gonna worry about the outskirts get mad um is it has great feel the game's feel is incredible the the the mood the emotions the the you can feel the suffering of it and it used to make me sad for the people now i'm just like you need to work harder you ungrateful bastards we're all gonna die if you don't get to work all right next law aren't you happy aren't you just so joyous all right let's take soup and child labor out of there and now we get we get extreme child labor which admittedly would not be the best choice right now but leave it up to you uh let's see this is third law third law in our big book of laws the best book of laws there you go there you go try that try that fight fight fight why do you want a fighting arena why do you want a fighting arena why do you want a fighting arena why you animals why do you want a fighting arena what would be the point i mean yeah you could fight but well don't get more child labor now no both of those are bad options why would you pick those why do you want to fight so bad no it's not the orgy arena it's a fighting arena well i don't know what they do in it did you break this website too why do you want to fight i guess we're fighting all right okay cool we're fighting this is what we need right now yeah yeah we definitely don't need like more labor yeah we don't need people working harder no we want him to fight we just need him to get in there and start punching if they don't start punching i'm gonna start screaming and no one's gonna like that all right we're not gonna get uh enough for the scouting party tonight which is what i would have liked not that i did the right things to get it i accidentally got too much steel which was stupid for me but whatever we're no longer lost and blind i can't see it i'm lost in blind where is it what's happening there it is yeah i didn't look i don't know look i know i know i don't even have houses and i got a fighting arena look whatever it's what the people wanted if they vote for a fighting arena i'm gonna put down a fighting arena even if i know that no one can use it right now there's no houses but whatever that's not the point that's not the point that's not the point of this it's you guys you're all in control you're making the decisions i am just the humble god that is watching over everything what is this oh volunteers have lined up eager to go looking for our lost people in frostland the woman who came forward earlier is among them oh she's old my husband and daughter you know what i mean we needed to win i would not call this a win but hey there it is guys fighting arena yep we have that now oh people are fighting in it i don't think anybody gets any actual benefits from it discontent-wise but hey people are fighting oh that's cool well that's neat we'll get in there start fighting they gonna do it yeah let's let's go photo mode here oh no that they don't play fight em get em i can't zoom in any more than this and they're [Laughter] they settled their differences quite amicably i'm really proud of them they understood the value of friendship in the midst of their fight what a fight everybody what a fight that was a good fight man that was a good fight wow really impressed by that really impressed all right why are we doing this we got to speed through this how soon are people going to start dying oh god yeah we're starting to get sick wish we could approach a law that could maybe fix that that'd be that'd be oh no one's working anywhere that's probably a problem you go there you go there we need a lot of wood now um let's just work with that i'm certain that there are sick here yeah that's fine and probably the last three are sick anyway i'll just put them there okay let's get through this terrible day another day in the cold it's only negative 20 degrees celsius that's not cold gosh you made me forget about the overdrive did i not tell you about the overdrive yeah if the overdrive goes up too high it provides more heat but uh it it'll explode that's a big problem you don't want your uh thing to sp ah [ __ ] that's all right well who's gonna die all right jessamine knew jessamine oh it's a kid give me a name everyone give me a name give me a name oh this poor kid man that work place in the coal pile man we're gonna find a replacement that cool pile needs more labor no i'm not gonna make it explode that's not a choice you get to make that's not a choice you get to make you guys will accidentally kill everybody in time give it give it time give it charlie to charlie charlie he's got charlie here his biggest concern is sickness yeah i'd be worried too little too nah little timmy yeah there's a little little timmy little tinny little no hey hey what did you do how about little little timmy tim t little timmy little timmy well we'll know when little timmy dies all right okay i would name everyone but there's like 80 citizens so unless we get extremely bored oh wait what am i doing oh here's a here's a tactic oh our child got injured at work are we gonna give the kid a day off or are we gonna yell day off yeah i'm sorry i hope it was little timmy that got hurt i mean no i hope it wasn't little timmy he's going through a lot right now all right there you go there's the link what do you got what do you got scold it scold it scold it scold that thing it's called that weird robot that digs coal scold it scold it i like your attitude like it's very good uh you guys are crashing this website too you guys need to stop it i don't appreciate this i don't think they appreciate it it's really split it's really split oh bless your hearts all those who want to give the kid a day off but it looks like yelling at the child no no guys no sorry man i wish it weren't such as thus but it was word yell at it all right listen you little [ __ ] listen up you little [ __ ] yeah one second well i'm not i'm not prepared for this with a shortcut but i think we can manage this here all right listen here all right all right listen here you little [ __ ] yeah you don't look at me don't look at me in the eye don't look at me in the eye you little [ __ ] what were you doing with that cold huh why are you being so careless about it oh it's heavy the pickaxe is heavy i can't go with this i'm just like shut up shut up will you rub some snow rub some snow in the wound rub some snow in it rub some snow and you get back to work you'll get back to work rub the cold snow it's probably better for you coal will draw out the impurities that's what people say you put a charcoal mask on draws impurities right out put some coal rub some coal in it but not too much we need it all right glad we got that sorted out i'm gonna have to talk to your parents about what's that or your parents are dead well you got less mouths to feed i guess all right cool good see you around kid hope will fall slightly all right we got that settled he'll never do it again i was not researching was i i'm an idiot uh we're gonna need wood i think i would ordinarily have a wall drill by now but this is an ordinary circumstances you guys have not given me any labor besides kids which is fine i'll take it but i would i would prefer the wall drill to be honest but whatever it's fine all right are we dead yet a little timmy dead yet or whatever guys guys this game's gonna get much worse than that if you think that me and mean right now you have no idea what's coming in this game oh no wait little timmy group little jimmy got big little timmy so little anymore that's big jimmy i think okay this is actually a non-choice they both are just like open the book of laws or people could take care of it themselves i can't sign a new law so people can take care of it it's fine who died i will name all well i shouldn't be laughing but whatever it's fine okay it's fine hey that's sad is the body somewhere there or if it's buried in the snow who confined maybe died in the street who knows yeah you could you could actually find their dead bodies anyway all right let's get back into it we got we got game oh that's what i was doing that's right i forgot um i need three sickos what i need is three sickos here's a pro strat for anybody who wants to play this game if you got sick people send them out into the wilds they're just as good as anybody else who needs them i should have sent that a long time ago but whatever we're not planning to win here apparently from plan to die that's what we're doing okay we're gonna where i have some hunters tonight i should have changed that over later but whatever timmy ah look hey dude it is what it is oh ah i probably should have probably should have done something about that uh they ain't happy all right okay so they're all like oh boo hoo we don't have houses ahead bad no house no houses uh uh i'll give houses i will give great houses no houses for you all right um now be very careful guys be very careful with this one guys be very careful but be very careful with this one be very careful be very careful the the straw poll is in the in the chat be very careful be very guys be very careful with this kill them for speaking out i can't do that yet i can't do that yet depending on how we play our cards that is a possibility but just be careful with your current choice here and you crash the site okay good um that's great you literally bro you broke it you broke it you broke it okay it's back why why would why would you kiss them why would you promise them houses i don't think i can deliver on that promise there's a problem there's a problem with broken promises everybody you voted i'll give houses at least you didn't do i'll do better houses uh and hey we don't have to build one for timmy timmy doesn't need one he needs a grave all right so that that's fair but also okay all right oh we actually have just enough wow look at that we actually have just enough fascinating is there anything else that i need to build right now besides this besides obviously uh more medical stuff but whatever that's another problem nope we're gonna do this all right good job everybody i really used up all my wood i'm now out of wood which is where you want to be really honestly truly absolutely that's where you want to be yeah okay at least i'll fulfill that promise you wanted to give him oh sorry the game right the game's not important look the game everybody shut up you know i'm not a professional streamer you know i don't do this for a living you know i'm not about this you think i'd do this for a living if i did that'd be embarrassing for everyone else that actually tries it streaming that'd be really sad it's not be really sad anyway let's uh we need people working we got uh the kids need to work harder they're not working nearly hard enough um what do we need we just need more wood i mean we're gonna get the um we're gonna get the uh sawmill next time which means that we're going to be able to get more wood oh hey the lost expedition hey gosh it's a happy reunion we found people all right so here's here's a here's a good question do we uh escort the people or do we send them back um okay all right uh survivors escort them send them back to the city by the way that send them to the send them to city i don't want you to think i'm sending them out to die i mean some might die some may die i mean some might die but it's you know it's all like escort the survivors to the city quickly and safely you know quickly and safely which is whatever or ah i didn't mean why are you no oh duh oh [ __ ] ah what were you gonna say what were you gonna say ah you crashed the site ah well uh wait no hang on ah it's what you wanted anyway so but hang on guys no it's i accidentally clicked escort them now but that wasn't a good but you picked it so you're dumb too it's fine it's what you wanted but also why did you want it why would you wanted it why do you want look at all the time they're going to waste going all the way back to the city they're going to take all this time five and a half hours to go back to the city then they gotta go back out well they could the the survivors have legs they have legs why do you think we built that big beacon it's fine it's whatever it's fine it's whatever it's fine it's whatever all right why are we not getting enough coal we should be how those kids are not working very hard oh speaking of kids not working very hard this protective mother okay all right this protective mother refuses to let her daughter go to work afraid she'll get injured okay all right okay all right uh uh let her have a day off get back to to the cold all right i think we all know i think we all know what's going on here i think we all know what the truth is here okay all right yeah okay can i get can i get a collective can we can we press like to give a boohoo can we press like for a sweet savory boo hoo can we get one of those one of those like just boo hoo you know one like equals one [Laughter] my god you guys you guys overwhelmingly boo-hooed that poor child and their mother get back to work get bad boy back there i don't care if little timmy your friend died yesterday you get back to the goal you won't make an exception you're right we won't i forgot all right we need a lot more uh a lot more uh oh yeah frick oh frick ow fr oh frick god i'm an idiot oh frick oh good we have houses but frick ah ah frick that's bad i forgot to build gathering posts that's what i needed the wood for and not the tents ah i remember now i remember yes yes yes i remember god damn it damn it damn it they're gonna freeze duh whoa hey people more people to freeze great oh yeah cutscene damn it i forgot those kids are going to be really cold in the cold pile oh look oh reunion ah it's so nice oh wow wow this is great we'll look for others we sure will we really will we got a crash site sturdy shelter uh which one has rations versus which one is i think i'll go to the crash site first oh yeah well law time ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding [Applause] what did we get we got fighting arena why did we get fighting why did we get fighting arena why did okay dueling law public house pub that's people if people don't know what public house means then you know that is that is what it that is that is what is what is fourth law all right guys make wise choices make good decisions good decisions what i'm not going to say what people are shouting for but it's not the best decision think good decisions you gotta think good decisions okay think really smart decisions okay we're all here making good choices that's what we do that's what we love to do okay we love it we love making good choices that's not a good choice yes who that's not a good choice that's not the good choice that's why would we that's not the good choice why would no guys we already have soup i you know bless you kind souls that were trying to get me emergency shift just bless your hearts you guys picked extreme child labor we don't have a place for them to do extra i would love to put them to extreme labor i would look at that kid he's happy he's happy working he's happy but you know ah looks like this kid's get looks like when we built the sawmill i think some kids are gonna get run through the sawmill all right child labor it is ah [ __ ] i forgot ah there goes my hope all right we're no hope no hope here why are we burning how what what do you what does kids pick up faster oh yeah that's right because we don't have extended shifts right of course oh my god we're gonna die we're gonna die bastards all right this is advanced strategies here we're gonna pull people off there to build there we're gonna die everyone's gonna die everyone's dying everyone's gonna die everyone's gonna die everyone's dying uh okay it's gonna be cold in the day for now i gotta save that cold listen we gotta make some bold strategies here you're too cold you need to warm up or else no one's gonna get heated we gotta make another gathering post how much is left in these piles anyway not really that much ah it's enough oh who's mad oh someone's grave wheel okay oh that's not good all right whatever whatever it's fine who did it who is it who are you who are you what hmm frostbite who did it we must do something i see okay whatever that's fine that's perfectly fine i think kids can build once they go super saiyan mode that's what i think it is extreme child labor is kids going into super saiyan mode pretty sure pretty sure that's what to translate to quote that quote that for me tell everyone i said that child labor is like kids going super saiyan they're reaching their full potential okay we need oh we should have faster gathering but everything's been thrown off here i'm gonna go for a hunter's gear because we're gonna start running into a food problem like now foods oh sawmill wait screw that noise screw your yeah don't screw it yet screw it don't screw it screw don't screw it what was that the crash site versus what was it this one's closer grass side i think grassland's good screw it don't screw it screw it don't screw it oh yeah wait let's uh ev eva biggest concern bodies in the street well it's just little timmy is our body in the street i don't see it what are you talking about what are you talking about anyway we need a name for this this is definitely gonna make it person what's the name give me a name your name super super saiyan so funny that's so funny anyway can i can we get a name karen it's an easy joke but yeah it's an easy joke it's an easy joke but we'll go over all right karen here is concerned about the bodies in the streets oh boo hoo freaking god damn give me one break i i'm gonna turn on hang on hold on hold on cold homes oh heat heat some heat all boo heat okay hang on it's a lot happening this game kind of snowballs the game kind of snowballs a lot of problems a lot of problems that you gotta you gotta do deal with you gotta deal with the doing of the doing doing dealing with anyway uh how are you you good good good to hear it thanks you thank you thanks you thanks you thanks you thanks you thanks to you okay it's real close on these it's real close really close really this is really close i don't like how close this is i don't like how close this pole is i don't like it um i'm not saying anything i'm not no i don't like how close that is i'm closing my ass refresh peekaboo you guys said heat some heat some heat some okay all right heat some heat some oh my god oh that yeah yeah heat some yeah heat some heat some yeah heat some except for uh the fact that i can't heat some i literally can't heat some houses i ca i can't he burn the kids li if there was an option to turn corpses into coal i would do it but there isn't is the thing and also we're not gonna have enough cold to get through the night i think some people are gonna freeze to death in the middle of the night like just why will nobody why will nobody give me the laws that are gonna actually help us there's laws that help there's good healthy laws there's helpful laws really helpful laws there are i promise there are some laws are really good some laws very helpful the laws that you've signed one has been helpful one one has been very helpful and i'm very glad that we have that one i don't even know oh karen no oh god she's dead oh her biggest concern was bodies in the street and now she has become one what a tragedy what a sadness what a boo-hoo can i get boo-hoos in the chat please can i get some boo-hoos i am just really emotionally broken up about this one this one is just really eating me up inside guys i am just boo-hooing up a storm here god can we get boo-hoos in the chat please hit the like button to boohoo karen here miss you buddy miss you buddy all right see you around see you next time all right and the generator shutting down people are gonna freeze to death tonight and they're starving we're starving everybody there's a problem there's many problems guys there's many many problems many problems are happening here we're not doing well we're not oh we don't even have enough cold egg cure people go we'll pull it back don't worry we'll pull it back look at this look at this look at this look at this look at this food taken care of i told you guys you needn't worry you needn't worry you need not worry there is no need to worry if you worry there is no need you are worrying no need no need to worry why worry i'm not gonna build that just yet because i have some extras okay we're gonna put people there we're gonna definitely put healthy kids there you're all healthy yeah good stay healthy not that i care about your well-being but i really hard to it's really difficult to um make a successful city if you're dead okay it's fine it's all good man it's all good guys guys hey no one died in the middle of the night because the the the the the generator thing just i have this no road we're not gonna get coal from that that's that's a no coal scenario that's no coal that's no coal is what that is that's no coal all right kids get to work go kids go run scamper scamper to the coal go run frolic frolic in the cold frolic off to the coal go frolicking it's good for you when the coal especially kids go in the cold plate rub it on your skin and your wounds don't forget to coal your wounds every night we're fine this is great this is good this is great this is fantastic actually i would like to point out this is actually fantastic all right we got food baby okay we got food we're good we're good on food there's a gloomy cave but i'm gonna go to the sturdy we're gonna people are gonna i'll go to the i'll go to the sturdy shelter i would like to have another one of those that'd be nice oh yes let's please get people 40. we're fine we're fine we're fine all right these boo hoo these kids are hungry all right double rations uh good idea really bad idea [Music] okay should we feed these kids uh that's that that has bias i'll hang on let's see feed the kids kids eat the same no kids eat double let's make it very clear for people so there's no confusion here kids eat double double double guys what's two times zero let me just i just want to remind you that what's two times zero what's two i just want you guys to ask yourself what's two times zero i just want to ask you that just want you just put that in your head okay i'm not trying to bias anybody i'm not being biased about this i'm not not biasing it i don't want people to think i'm being biased here i'm not biased but but just just saying just saying it's math it's math it's just math it's just it's math he crashed it again it's math though you know math you ever do math you guys do math have you ever mathed no we can't eat the coal i don't think okay all right we're good we're good we're good kids will eat the same but it's it's surprisingly close and i i don't know we can't afford it we can't afford kids eat the same we can't afford that the expenses alone would destroy us all right so we're good here um let's make some bold moves we're going to make some money moves we're making money moves let's just do it let's just do it let's let's let's feel it out we're just gonna go for it we're going for it we're doing this we have no food because they that wasn't running that's fine excellent love that we're going straight to the drawing boards baby this is good who got sick everyone everyone got sick is the thing open for business unburied corpse well the thing about it is um well you know oh there she is there's karen um well the thing about that is [Music] that's rebecca brown child listen um maybe double ration wasn't the worst more sick beds ah look man hey this is an easy win actually if you guys think about this uh healthcare uh i will build new posts i will treat the sick uh go away um guys there's a real easy win here think about it critically if you do what you want i'm not influencing you i'm not influencing you i'm not influencing you at all i'm i'm not influencing you none okay i'm not influencing you i'm not giving you the business i'm not trying to influence you just think about it think about it do you thinking about it are you thinking about your think about it yeah think about it yeah think about it think about it okay yeah think about it okay you're thinking i bet you're thinking about it i bet you're thinking about it i bet you're thinking about it oh yeah you're thinking about it did you think about it i bet you thought about it i bet you thought about it i bet you really thought about it okay you didn't think about it that's the answer you didn't think about it okay um you said i promise the sick will be treated you didn't think about it okay good all right great you notice how i you notice how i i literally was already building a new post did anyone pay attention to that how i was literally there were posts that were in the progress of being built it would have been all right let's get these guys in let's do this that's a good idea let's go let's go great great yeah yeah okay you know what it's fine it's fine it's fine oh they're sick right all right we're gonna have to pull some moves let's make some money moves all right they're gonna work on that that's now got a road to it let's put some workers in there all right listen you you you you lovely people have given me just such a an opportune chance to really uh stretch my legs a bit here you know you know what i mean i'm really grateful for that i really am and i appreciate that and um i will never forget it i will i literally will never forget it unless you also make me forget it with them the next nightmare that you're going to bless me with um yeah fifth law fifth law give it up for fifth law fifth law fifth law fifth law fifth law everybody give it up for fifth law fifth law fifth fifth law fifth law we can't do any more child labor we literally there there's no other there's no more child labor law it doesn't keep going it's not like there's more up here it's that's it it's all of the jobs there's no more jobs that they can do would you want to put them into administration you want a kid being in my job no i'm doing a great job give it up for fifth law fifth law what do we got how am i gonna be disappointed now fifth law oh gee bless gee bless wow the fifth law i finally get emergency shift this is great overcrowding's right here but whatever it's fine i'll take it you know what i'll take it i'll take it emergency [ __ ] i can't do any their discontent is too high oh someone died money making moves let's make some money moves money moves oh there's another dead money moves money making moves making money moves money making moves we're making money moves okay we're making money moves all right we're making money moves okay they're sick all right okay oh oh oh yeah i got the healthcare promise fulfilled i am so good at keeping people alive so good at it i'm so good oh there they go they're dead well last problem for they're too weak oh there goes some more well well that's too big that's clear i usually don't do squishing not cook house hunter's hot i wonder if i could fit two in there i could definitely fit that one there yep i don't know i'll just try that let's see you can squish i could go into detail about this but you can squish buildings down that's still big no i don't care i lit i literally don't care i know you could squish it further down but i just don't care there goes another one they're really dropping like flies they are really dying they are really dying they are like really dying a lot of them really dying so that's a lot of death a lot of death wish i could do something about it but nah no way he no way uh that ain't gonna happen that ain't happening that ain't have so many sick it's a lot of sick people okay we need at least some people in research in case you couldn't tell at home this is not going well but that's fine yeah we'll just have one workshop working that's great this is excellent i'm super happy about whoa hey oh look at that look at that look at that i need actually what i need to bring i would go to the steel bridge right now because i would get that automaton but oh maybe it would be a good idea no it's 13 hours i literally need more people okay i literally need more people there's people at the oh no oh no oh no oh no okay it's fine let's let's skate through this easy easy peasy almost too easy are people still working no they're no one's working over there 12 and 60. eventually i'm gonna need one over there it's all good this is going great except that's empty but that's fine because you were gonna go over here anyway weren't ya weren't you weren't you you were don't lie to me oh there's another one well okay well that's interesting all right what do we need now corpses in the street i well you know it's really not up to me huh it's really not up to me it's you know these decisions guys there's corpses in the street okay well it's not so much boohoo corpses in the street uh i will solve it i won't solve it good it's really not up to me guys really really not up to me some people need to help me here some people need to give me guidance on what i'm doing just step over them that's what i was saying that's what i would say just step over how did this guy go so skeleton so quick you know that's what i'm wondering it's only like day five huh it's only like day five burn them i would burn them i would i would burn them i would i would love to burn them look i would i would love that i would love that i would love to burn the corpses i would but it's not an option in this game for those who are wondering what gamers is this is frost punk it is probably one of my favorite games right now it is i played the crap out of it i played all the expansions and okay interesting you say i will solve this uh well see the thing is it all comes down to a law so please don't have bad memory and then forget what you just promised okay um but the the developers of this 11 bit studios recently said that the the frost bunk isn't going to get any more updates and me i'm like i would sell my left nut for another update to this game i love this game so much like it's it's so fun but i crave more content and it's not moddable and i'm like oh but i'm please sure may i have some more frost punk please but you know i don't get to control that all right so the one team of engineer really pulled through oh this is so out of order i think uh i really wish that i was able to do my strategy and go for a wall drill first but i don't have that option i'm gonna lose out on the hot homes yeah well you say that the next law has to be but the thing is it's right now a democracy and everyone gets to decide what the next law is funnily enough uh so really who knows what it's gonna be i i could really use more scouts actually because more scouts there's tons of like people and supplies out there especially in the initial phase that you can get um i think actually it would be smart to do more scouts right now as mu there's enough coal on the ground there's enough steel on the ground i think and there's enough wood with sawmills that i should be okay to just go for more scouts it's gonna get warmer in a couple days so i don't need heating if we make it through this which hopefully we should i think we should maybe we will oh look hey the law the law's here hey guys hey hey guys hey remember remember wink what what we promised hey all right you remember i don't need to i need to remind you give it up for six law six law sis law sis law this is law what do we just get what do we get oh emergency shift okay great extended shift is next okay copy all right it's coming in give it up for six law give it up for six law six law six law you can't put i'm not gonna i'm gonna shut up you you can't put you can't put corpses there i'm just i'm gonna point that out you can't put corpses in the you know in the law i'm not going to say the name of because it might influence some people i am an influencer after all i can't just say don't please oh my god i don't want to see i don't know what you crashed the site you crashed the website what is it you crashed it what is it what is it going to be you crashed it you crashed it oh throw them in a pit throw them in a pan throw them in a pan yes this might set them oh no no oh i can't ah i can't ah my discontent is too high or my hope is too low ah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ah [ __ ] gosh [ __ ] i can't i literally can't i cannot because discontent is too high and the hope is too low i literally can't [ __ ] second place of cemetery well corpse duels it's not a thing you can't put corpses in the pub you can't make corpses duel you just can't okay okay i know i know it's croc [ __ ] cemetery is the most useless piece of [ __ ] whatever it's fine it's fine [ __ ] it's fine and hey next in line they're they're eager to get in this cemetery let me tell you they are rare indigo ah i'm glad we'll treat the dead with dignity burn them eat them eat the corpses why are we just letting all these corpses go to waste why we could eat them huh yeah you hear what i'm saying you know what i'm saying oh yeah you know what i'm saying all right you go to this gloomy cave who knows what's in the gloomy cave i don't know what's going on weird weirdo there's a gloomy cave there oh work's over everyone get to your goddamn houses you gonna build this stupid thing oh look at that my promise is broken the promise that i so intelligently promised is broken i wonder if they're mad at me okay they're not mad at me yet not mad at me okay they want houses these ungrateful bastards well i have no oh i do have wood actually i i might be able to do this okay some shelter all shelter go away okay okay okay corpse revival i don't think that's i don't think we can raise the dead in this game i don't think corpse soup i don't look look you you literally ruined lo it's ruined it's ruined we can't do cannibalism anymore because we can't do corpse piles because the hope was too low because the discontent was too high so no you don't get to eat the dead anymore you don't get to eat the dead you don't get to you don't get corpse soup you don't get it because you you don't get it you don't get it you can't do it you need a corpse pile to get corp soup you need it okay we're just not going to do it and it wasn't going to be a problem anyway because i was going to provide food for everybody everyone's going to be fine no one is ever going to get corpse soup and if i see anybody sneaking some corpses into their soup and not putting them in the cemetery i'm gonna have you you've written up i'm gonna dock your pay i'm gonna dock your pay so no one be sneaking any corpses out of the cemetery or i'm gonna adopt your pay okay all right what did you say to this what do you say some shelter okay that's fair that's fair that's fair that's literally only one house but i have wood so i'm just gonna go ahead and slap down two that last person the last four are gonna die anyway so it doesn't matter oh [ __ ] the people are furious the people are furious at me no hey listen i'm gonna have people snitching on people if you're gonna be sneaking corpses is my is my camera lagging is my camera behind why is it behind is it behind why is it behind hello hello hello hello it's behind why is my camera behind were some people sneaking corpses and it made my camera lag were you guys doing that why were you making my camera oh now it's good oh now it's good when i get into the game it kind of is it lose it why is it lagging has it always been doing that bo bo bo bo has it always been doing that boo boo but anyway people are mad whatever uh has it always been doing that has it been doing that the whole time bo no that was fine it's just because they were mad at me it's because they were mad at me that's what it was they were just mad at me whatever well that's dumb they're dumb all right whatever not a big deal okay shelter promise oh yeah that's the good stuff okay oh look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that hey you know living here it's not so bad this is a pretty nice place hey i think we're gonna get along just fine we're gonna get along real good just fine this is great this is kind of place you can call home this kind of place you could do corpse if i see anybody with a corpse in the middle of the street i'm gonna be very concerned okay let's just leave it at that okay there's no corpses in the street anymore they're all in the cemetery look we got dick allard paulie taylor and molly taylor [ __ ] but dick we lost dick that's a shame someone's what happened to karen did they not bury karen what about little timmy what did they not bury him oh there she is all right there's karen all right we're good all right oh well someone's dead a susp spencer as a sponsor a spencer okay well that's a shame uh who died who died charles chapman oh no charlie chapman died oh [ __ ] oops oh that's a shame i know there's still two people homeless well there's okay no one's homeless anymore all right no no one's homeless anymore we fixed the problem this [ __ ] is not funny it is not funny it is not funny guys okay all right okay this is uh this is this is one of the scouting choices this is one of the scouting choices okay so we can hear terrified shrieks coming from a cave uphill when we come closer several polar bears turn towards us blocking the entrance there are people trapped inside and those beasts are picking them off one by one and feasting on them should we leave the bear alone and they'll kill the survivors or should we risk attacking the bears okay all right fair enough okay that's a choice that's the choice and it is actually a risk so it's it's a chance beset by bears okay leave the bears attack the bears but if we leave the barrels alone remember they're gonna eat everybody okay all right we're all clear we're all clear polar bear soup polar bear soup oh yes yes yes absolutely absolutely yes i do declare yes i declare yes i'm i declare big yes maybe it depends on what we do all right what did you guys think what do you guys think what do you guys think you're cr you crash aside every every time one bear soup please for me one bear oh overwhelming attack the bears not even a oh okay okay here we roll today go get em get them yes we actually did it hey all right we got it we're eating bear soup tonight we're eating bears all right we're eating bears all right we're gonna eat good tonight are you guys done with this why are you only working at 60 oh you're burying the dead uh well i guess that's a thing you do with cemeteries great good but whatever we got we got oh we got engineers coming in and that's great because that's going to help us heal people why is no one work burying the dead why would you be doing that engineers of people who are essential to heal others so that there aren't more dead debary why would you be doing that why would you be doing that law time give it up for seventh law seventh seventh law why would they be doing that why would they be doing that why would they be doing that all right seventh law here we go well we have a cemetery so we we need uh to add ceremonial funerals um actually we just need child shelters out of here because we can't even do that how long was that in there um we got the public house dueling law extended shift sorry one second i didn't save over the last changes i made radical treatment sustained life okay give it up for seventh law seventh law here comes the laying seventh law we already have extreme child labor it's not it's not really an option at the moment it's not really an option drop hole coming in how are you am i going to get disappointed now uh results okay you you god damn bleeding hearts oh oh oh we'll sustain life we'll just sustain it they'll sustain life sure yeah okay we'll just sustain life yeah sure they won't be a burden to us they're not going to be a burden oh we don't want to have we don't want to worry about having a burden in our hospitals of which we only have a limited amount of space there's not even enough for everybody oh no it's fine we're just putting more room we'll put more in who cares if we can't actually cure them we'll just put more in [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] oh we'll sustain them oh let's just keep them alive whatever okay we'll sustain them uh better than letting them die well they wouldn't the funny thing is they wouldn't die no i'm not explaining anything guys because if i explain it i'll reason with you and you'll be like oh yeah that makes sense oh markiplier he sure is smart and handsome man his dick was uh but then you would be all influenced by my incredible influencing powers and then you would just do whatever i tell you and that's not how we're doing this apparently you guys are just doing no or the city is not failing the city is survive it's thriving we're thriving this is what thriving looks like this is what the ghost well i admire your candor we sure probably do have many ghosts here and they are very angry but that being said i don't think that's an option i wish it were i wish it were i wish it were an option okay we need the observatory okay but the good news is we just got a bunch of uh engineers they're probably mostly sick but whatever they will help heal a little quicker we are out of food that's really a self-correcting system if we're out of food then people will die and then we'll have enough food almost too easy no nose is too easy it's almost too easy it's this thing that is clearly nearly too easy the easiness is too much too much easiness right they confirmed it man a lot of people are dead it's fine it's fine you will guide me you will guide me everybody you will guide me i know you will guide me right except this whole website is freaking broken okay sick people more post more treat go go go okay what are we doing everybody what are we good what are we doing what are we doing what are we doing we can't make ghost soup how are you gonna make ghost soup no one should be making corpse soup anyway so how are you gonna do it you better not be making gourse go go or soup you better not be making gourd soup huh don't do it don't do nothing just don't do nothing this city would be better off if you guys didn't do nothing didn't do nothing is the thing if you guys didn't do nothing everything would be fine and we'd be all fine and everyone would be happy and everyone would be fed if you guys if you guys just made good choices if you made good choices you everything would be fine okay new medical post i didn't wanna but whatever fine i'm not gonna tell them to go away build another one fine fine it's fine i'll build another one it's fine fine healthcare promise fulfilled did i build one did i build another one what happened 24 hours go did i build another one i don't remember building another one i don't remember that but there we go now we've got another one here two scouting parties i love it i love that i love it um we're gonna need steel soon i know we're gonna need steel okay where's my sickos at please tell me these guys are gonna be sick all right there they go perfect we're gonna get an attempt at this point i just don't care anymore just give me whatever you got you know give me your worst just give me your worst whatever it is i can overcome it i can overcome it i am able to overcome whatever you guys are gonna throw at me so give me your worst just give me your worst give me your worst okay give me your worst okay do whatever you want just have fun with it at this point i don't care i don't even care anymore i don't even care okay you guys do whatever you want okay i'll just uh you guys really want dueling what do you want dueling was so bad what do you want to do why do you want dueling law look at the back yeah and they can't just have it in the fight again they got a duel all right you know what fine we're going we're going child duels we're going ghost duels kids get in the fighting arena let's go let's go all right let us go let us go let us go duels are now legal sometimes the only way to settle a fight is to raise the stakes yep thanks hairy child you know spectacle to distract us from the terrible reality yep pretty much let us go let us let us go we're out of coal why are we at a coal why are you guys not getting enough coal what's wrong with you kids get to work harder work harder what are you guys even doing pathetic the captains doomed us all yeah shut up and get the f we trusted the captain and what do we get [ __ ] all well that's what happens when your captain is a conglomeration of over 50 000 people that's just what happens i didn't make the rules i didn't do any of this i didn't ask for this it just is what it is [Music] also we're out of coal which is awesome i'm gonna need to get uh some kind of other coal source soon uh but we're just we're so behind on research where i would ordinarily be we are incredibly behind on the amount of research we should have um but you know it is what it is it just is oh and food i forgot about getting people in the food but we don't have enough people uh listen i'm just gonna i'm gonna over rule because it doesn't matter on this one it's literally the end of the trail so there's no point in doing anything but escorting okay so i'm just i'm overruling you is what i'm saying so shut up shut up i'm overruling you this is what it feels like to have power yes is incredible it's incredible it's incredible it literally was a non-choice it was just like whatever if if basically if you said send them back i would have just had my scouts meet up with them halfway and just go over it it was a non-choice overrule soup listen guys there's no soup i don't know how to break the steel there's just no soup okay we got steel works um oof big oof uh we need some kind of coal source i would love cool thumper we don't have enough people for coal thumper i'm thinking probably actually the best would be coal mining coal mines are pretty decent the first level isn't that great coal thumper is good but it takes so many people to get going charcoal kiln actually if we have the extra wood which we don't because we don't have the drill but i guess we can upgrade it oh i hate it i hate it we could also go for a hot house but there's no way that i can keep it warm enough i'm going for charcoal kill i'm going for kiln we're going to do the kiln strat we're going we're going kiln strat and we're out of coal oh no it's just out okay let's just be fine we're fine what do you want a child's plea we found a boy frozen to the bone in the cemetery next to a fresh grave he must have been there for hours he wants you to call an emergency meeting he says that if you agree his mother will wake up to attend it i actually haven't seen that one i never do this cemetery oh my god that's so sad i don't have an emergency meeting button can i get some boo-hoos in chat [ __ ] he must face his loss oh good hopeful false lately we don't really have much more of that okay good this is great guys this is really good stuff this is good stuff this is some good this is good this is what people often call good stuff great stuff uh but did i mention that this game actually isn't all memes it it can get really sad this is uh this is a game is made by the same people that made uh this war of mine it may seem like meme town right now just because of the way i played it but actually like what do you think about it is actually it's really messed up it's really messed up the kind of city that we've built here with all its child labor anyway more corpse soup for me please boom i'm hungry what can i build now oh yeah i was gonna build um one of these bad boys one of these bad boys um i don't have any structure to my city so why not put it wherever there's no rules get to work there's no rules here yippee yippee yippee all right you're also gonna work 24 hours that's gonna kill someone i know that oh my god they're hungry if only we had a corpse pile you know if only we had a freaking pile of bodies you know that's what i would wish we had just a pile of bodies that's what i want but no we can't have it actually who knows what we're gonna have all right oh we hungy okay let uh you shall eat you shall eat a lot stop eating so much all right here we go how am i gonna be disappointed now i have a funny feeling i have a funny feeling i know what you guys are going to decide i have a funny feeling i have a funny feeling i've got a funny feeling you know i got a funny feeling i got a real funny feeling i got a funny feeling a funny feeling got a funny feeling funny feeling my feelings are funny my feelings are real funny i got some funny feelings can i get a sweet like for funny feelings oh my god [Music] oh yeah uh-huh great yeah uh-huh yeah uh-huh yeah we'll oh yeah you shall eat a lot yep oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah you know what actually yeah let's do it let's let's make it happen let's make it happen while the people we don't have let's definitely make that happen oh my god they're all gravely ill that's wonderful that is fantastic actually actually it's funny thing about the the the hunter's hut so long as one of them can actually go the others can be like super ill so long as one of them can go out there it's all good apparently it's all good it's fine it's no problem no problem for us all right more people more people more people get them in the food chambers get them in the food chambers all right i'm gonna send you over here get them in the food chambers stuff them in stuff them in the food chambers let's get more engineers working and now we're getting it you know now we're getting it i gotta say now we're getting it we weren't getting it before but now who died overworked what are we gonna do about this guys end emergency shifts we must make sacrifices what are we going to do what are we going to do what are we going to do he needs more soup we all need more soup we're trying really hard oh my god we're trying so hard to get this soup guys really trying i really wish we had soup but man soup's really elusive our hunters keep going out trying to get soup but turns out soup hunting this times a year is real troublesome it's real problematic thank you we must make sacrifices all right we gotta we gotta make some moves we gotta make some moves we gotta make some moves all right uh god i keep forgetting that i have to give you guys a choice all right we came across a functioning automaton automatons are wondrous miracles of machinery this man oh wait no send it to city dismantle it hmm if we dismantle it we get all of the resources we get two steam cores and steel if we send it back to the city it will go back to the city automata you cannot make soup out of the automaton don't think that you can make soup out of the automaton don't you cannot dismantle it for soup that is not a thing that can happen don't let that influence your decision in this endeavor it is that's not a thing you can't it's made of metal you want to metal soup i don't think that would be very tasty although i don't think your your taste preference on soup okay we're sending it to the city it's not even a problem it's sending the city if if if you guys i swear if you rabid maniacs when it gets to the city do not i repeat look me in the eye when i'm saying this i'm telling you there is an automaton that is going to be coming back to the city do not turn it into soup okay that's my one order it's not a request it's an order i'm in charge apparently do not okay sorry i need to preen do not turn this automaton into soup okay are you looking at me in the eye are you looking at me in the eye i need you to press the like button to confirm that you are not going to turn this automaton into soup okay let it be it is doing its job and you will let it be all right good glad we cleared that up back to the game okay good great this is great good stuff guys good stuff deserted bridge hope falls slightly well you know don't fall too slightly don't fall too much don't fall too much can i need you oh people are desperate people were talking openly about overthrowing you bereft of hope they see no fear diversity and they blame you for that what should we do well well we must hold out guys we gotta we gotta hold on can't let things get to us you can't just be sad we gotta we gotta go you know we gotta we gotta do this you know i see he's 30 wood 30 wood and he's 30 wood ah oh i never look at this shoot why oh i forgot that one died there no that's not funny but yeah i forgot we're gonna die we're gonna die we are all going to die we're all going to die death is coming for all of us we are all going to die all of us probably gonna die my engineers are working the sawmill we're all gonna die or we're all going to survive that's also an option that is that is an option i literally have no clue how to i'm overruling you because i literally same thing i have this other scout here that's going to go over there there's no no point there's no point shush push it's fine fine it's all good it's all good baby it's all good saul goodman saul goodman saul goodman it's all good saul all good man it's all good man it's all good it's all good man there's no point in doing that without steam hubs oh i'm dumb i thought for some reason i thought i had steam hubs already whatever it's fine it's all good man it's all good it's all good whatever i'll get it next time it's all good man it's all good it's all good yep it's all good man really wish i didn't do that really ah well hey hey what's going on guys what's going on what's what's going on super riots yeah well no super riots just yet no super riots no super riots okay sleeping outside uh i'll give you a tent i'll give you a better tent i won't give you anything okay i i think this might be the road to game over because getting hope back up is really difficult because you gotta make good on promises is the thing is the funny thing about it is the really it's actually really hilarious about it uh the really hilarious thing about um this is that you know it's it's just really funny when you think about it that's the thing uh not many people think about it that way but it's really funny um the funny thing is the the funniest thing is uh okay i give you a ten all right you know that's fine i was actually to suggest the same thing i was going to suggest the exact same thing i know this isn't good placement i like i said before i don't care hopes real low guys hope is really low but good thing i can make this ah look at that boom man sure wish i could fulfill the starvation promise that would be cool oh boy ninth law give it up for ninth law ninth law indeed ninth law great good what do we need okay we don't have dueling anymore we've got that okay but we do have new ones we got we got extra rations for the ill and then we got overcrowding stuff them in okay okay all right okay poll incoming poll is incoming everybody poll is incoming poll is incoming okay soup law we already got the supply that was your first law if you start talking about soup again i'm gonna lose my marbles okay so stop talking about the soup we're not eating anybody in soup we don't have overgrounded soup there's no soup that we can get we got the soup law we already have soup there's soup you got soup you want soup we got soup but we don't have soup because we don't have any food cause we didn't get enough food because we weren't able to do the research that we were supposed to do and then everyone got sick and then nobody got what they needed because we weren't able to work hard enough it's fine soup law soup law let's go oh three cheers for soup law through soup law was food additive still in there food additives was not is no longer an option i forgot to remove food additives you can't put anything more in the soup i don't care how much you want to put corpses in the soup you cannot put corpses in the soup it's not possible we don't have a corpse pile all the corpses are buried it doesn't matter you don't want dirt in the soup and you would get sawdust in the soup but you can't do it you can't do it so we're gonna we're gonna next up is overcrowding that's what it is next step is overcrowding i'm sorry that's just what it is overgrouding that's what it is and look like magic like magic all the sick are treated oh my god what a good law what a good law what a good law guys what a good law we are dead i'm doomed i'm dead i'm doomed i am doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i am doomed i'm doomed i'm hope falls yeah hope falls yeah i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed i'm doomed soup we're doomed we're gonna die we're dead we're dead yeah we're dead we're all dead we're dead dead we're dead we're dead we're dead dead oh yay power up but we didn't need that because i forgot we didn't have stream hub yay yippee let's turn that research we just did off oh they're dying they're starving to death they'd probably be eating corpses by now but we don't have that either yippee yahoo lee yay everything's great wonderful why build them houses everything's good we're doing good this is so good what does it matter dismantle it tear it all down we're we're making coal soup guys we're gonna have coal soup tonight we're doing it we're dead we're gone yippee eat em all i say get em all we're dead oh there it is don't ah screw it make it into soup turn it into soup we're gonna turn that into soup hippie we're going for a tomato soup it's the best i love a tomato soup who doesn't i do we do we love it look automaton well where is it uh there it is turn it into soup soup it up dismantle it we're just more soup in it get soups back on the menu where is it going you go to soup that's soup now okay we got soup that's me by the way that's me walking away right here that's that's me because you exiled me you banished me a a band of grim men escorts you under the generator the waiting crowd is silent people observe you as you pass their faces blank as though they were watching snowfall you are summarily judged and spared the death sentence and recognition of your efforts you are banished from the city instead i did my best funny thing i didn't is the thing i really didn't is the thing you know i didn't i really didn't uh i didn't you guys you guys you soup mom girls you soup monsters you soup monsters literally gas lit me made me made this is why democracy doesn't work you guys don't know what you needed you guys don't know what you needed you didn't win you're all dead without me you are all dead you you you think it was i was trying you were not trying what were you doing you'd listen i'm gonna play something i'ma play something here i'm gonna play something i'm gonna play something let's just imagine what let's let's play out the last few moments of your lives in the wonderful city of soup you have built okay all right let's let's just play this out okay this is this is what happens let me a little spoiler alert for you guys uh a little spoiler alert uh coming down the road hot and heavy uh you you okay here put it in your head you just banished me right you just banished me okay i'm walking away you're all like yeah we'll get soup for days now never ending soup are you chanting into the night soup soup soup soup soup soup soup soup soup soup soup and then temperature starts to drop oh what hang on is it getting colder oh oh get the soup into its containers the cold's coming oh my god it's getting colder than ever get the soup back in the container protect the soap oh no it's gonna get colder now good thing we get rid of our leader though he wasn't gonna be any good to us anyway we're on our own or do we have enough soup are we ready on our soup quick put the kid in the kettle and then it gets even colder and then the wind starts blowing really hard and you find out you were worrying too much about making soup that you put your coal in the soup oh god put more coal in the soup oh what do we have to call ah tear down the houses make soup out of the wood we're making wood soup where's the snow coming from make soup out of snow [Music] what do you mean we're out of snow what are we gonna make soup somehow tear the generator down put the generator in the soup we'll just rip it off we don't need that heat we need soup put some spices in it put some spices in the soup we're on our spices how are we gonna stay warm if we put coal in the soup maybe that'll be spicy enough we're out of soup and then right at the end of it i'll be walking away and i'll look back at the city and i'll just see everyone screaming about soup automatons are gone all the buildings have been ripped down everything's in turmoil everyone's screaming there's no more soup there's no more wood then you start eating each other [Music] oh no oh no you're so good you can eat the neighbors eat the kids put the ghosts in the soup we gotta get the ghosts in the soup they're just holding out on us where's all the soup coming from where did all our soup go did you eat the soup did we eat the soup [Music] and then when you're out of soup what do you do you've got nothing left but each other [Music] and then you're all dead should've listened to me just saying anyway the only reason i wanted to play with that song is because i that's that's the song if you've never played frostbunk before i would recommend it it's a great game i'm not sponsored by it in any way i just really honestly love the game um that's the song that plays towards the end and it's just the most like holy [ __ ] everything is terrible because i was playing that on the hardest difficulty and i made some mistakes don't get me wrong mostly just because i was meeman most of the time but uh this game is is really fantastic i really love it if you ever have a chance to play it definitely do i don't think it's too much on steam right now it's not like a full price game uh but just 11 bit studios did a great job and their soundtrack is amazing anyway that's all for today this experiment went awry but it was fun i'm glad you were here for it so thank you everybody so much for being here uh hope you had a wonderful time uh hope you learned a few a few things about what about the uh it's not like there there's certain people that are like you have to do a specific order to this but not necessarily uh thank you for 27 million subscribers i haven't said that yet but thank you very much also videos should resume uh to normal schedule starting tomorrow uh i've been off of it for too long uh like doing unassigned stuff and just other brand new stuff that's going to be coming up soon uh it's just been very busy but also just like i want to get back to consistent here so it's going to happen starting tomorrow so thank you take care of yourselves take care of each other thank you for joining me for this fun stream and as always i will see you in the next video bye bye bye guys bye have a good one bye

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,751,733

Rating: 4.9504857 out of 5

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Id: ERgArS5lhjc

Length: 122min 34sec (7354 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 04 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Izaran]

"PUT THE GENERATOR IN THE SOUP!"

[u/Raptorofwar]

TLDW: soup

SOUP

SIGN THE SOUP LAW

SIGN IT AGAIN

CORPSE SOUP

BEAR SOUP

AUTOMATON SOUP

GHOST SOUP

MARK SOUP

[u/Byakuray]

Whelp, at least the game is getting more attention. I guess the subreddit is gonna liven up in the near future

[u/Kentalope]

I appreciate marks decent into madness as the community just turns everything soup based

[u/frostyspecks433]

Markiplier playing frostpunk must be my birthday

[u/Sterling196218]

I CAN MILK YOU..

[u/Slippy7771]

oh yeah.. it's soup brain time.

[u/reverting]

He kept.saying that he played it and beat it on the hardest difficulty but he must have not recorded it? I can't find it anywhere.

[u/chalegrebr]

we broke mark at the end